A Hankerin' for Scrum - YMH Highlight

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  • čas přidán 4. 06. 2021
  • Tom Segura and Christina P discuss eating scrum after YMH regular Rob Iler brought to Christina's attention that it is now the norm. Tom and CP agree on the parameters in which Christina will attempt it.
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  • @pangolothian
    @pangolothian Před 3 lety +665

    "Should I play the trombone during?"
    "I think everyone would want to hear it, yeah"
    💀💀💀

  • @TheRSTD1
    @TheRSTD1 Před 3 lety +742

    Christina, it’s not just a lick, it’s a lifestyle.

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj Před 3 lety +14

      It's not just a lifestyle, it's a delicacy to quote Trick Daddy.

    • @mrhead2781
      @mrhead2781 Před 2 lety +6

      RIM JOB JONES

    • @michaelgarcia1018
      @michaelgarcia1018 Před 2 lety +4

      Only a year late to the party but that was funny AF😂🤣😂

    • @bumboywillynut8868
      @bumboywillynut8868 Před rokem

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 Před 3 lety +1027

    Cant wait for the YMH clip titled “Christina finally ate Tom’s scrum”

    • @13lakeSullivan
      @13lakeSullivan Před 3 lety +27

      That's all i want for my birthday... Tom to get some scrum lickage action. It's just manners, Christina.

    • @wyatthausman4377
      @wyatthausman4377 Před 3 lety +29

      The scrummening.

    • @mitchellhapgood9805
      @mitchellhapgood9805 Před 3 lety +37

      Not even, he's just gonna be clean shaven and we'll know. Hahaha

    • @manamitoyota95
      @manamitoyota95 Před 3 lety +5

      We better see a video of it on a YMH Live

    • @scottybricks3996
      @scottybricks3996 Před 3 lety +2

      @@wyatthausman4377 hahaha, yes

  • @simonsays525
    @simonsays525 Před 3 lety +679

    Christina: "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?"
    Me: "Definitely. Bert on all fours."

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 Před 2 lety +6

      Ralphie May on all fours.
      Then again, i don't think he's a very hairy person, so it would just be the fat thing.

    • @blooddancer1
      @blooddancer1 Před 2 lety +5

      @@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 he also dead so...

    • @jleos0095
      @jleos0095 Před rokem +5

      @@blooddancer1 which makes it even scarier! 😂

  • @rictoectol9814
    @rictoectol9814 Před 3 lety +1413

    If I see Tom’s face unshaved: we’ll all know what she did.

  • @gebrazer
    @gebrazer Před 3 lety +405

    Cheers to Christina for doing more negotiating on the topic in 3 minutes than my exwife did in 7 years.

  • @hanadali7394
    @hanadali7394 Před 3 lety +60

    the laughter in the back always get me

  • @havok1786
    @havok1786 Před 3 lety +72

    'you're not gonna gape me.'
    Famous last words 🤣

  • @godemperor9122
    @godemperor9122 Před 3 lety +346

    Guess if Tom pulls up with a clean shave any day soon we'll know whats up

    • @thetek9
      @thetek9 Před 3 lety +17

      One of these podcasts Tom is going to start off clean shaven with a giant smile on his face, and Tom is never going to have a beard again.

  • @Kahlalily
    @Kahlalily Před 3 lety +59

    I had NO idea I even needed this conversation in my life.
    🤣I'm crying

  • @woodstock6792
    @woodstock6792 Před 3 lety +70

    Tom looks like a congressman when scrum comes up

  • @paultate5213
    @paultate5213 Před 3 lety +214

    Christina you have to commit to conducting the whole orchestra, the trombone, snare drum the maracas and the xylophone.

  • @alansmith4287
    @alansmith4287 Před 3 lety +136

    Christina i have tried Hungarian food. Youve made it half way home already

  • @ericl2105
    @ericl2105 Před 3 lety +87

    It’s a podcast moment like THIS that puts the final nail in terrestrial radio’s coffin.

  • @Mitch-M
    @Mitch-M Před 3 lety +40

    She’s starting to believe....

  • @Diesel257
    @Diesel257 Před 3 lety +35

    She's negotiating! You got her fam!

  • @cesarlaflame
    @cesarlaflame Před 3 lety +125

    I watched this while eating a pulled pork sandwich probably not the smartest decision in my life

  • @RedLlama31
    @RedLlama31 Před 3 lety +97

    "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?" This is the greatest marriage in history

  • @randysimmons8684
    @randysimmons8684 Před 3 lety +73

    If Christina has to ask all these questions about technique, she obviously hasn't been on the receiving end

    • @davidsills424
      @davidsills424 Před 2 lety +4

      Yo are you the Randy they looking for? 🤣🤣

  • @abneraranivar346
    @abneraranivar346 Před 3 lety +54

    Lmao i love how Tom is pretending like his asshole is harmless & not the WMD we all know it really is poor Christina 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @DK-kv5vj
    @DK-kv5vj Před 3 lety +190

    I swear, sometimes it feel like you’re both listening in on the conversations my husband and I have and just replaying them here. I feel Christina’s pain. After 13 years of hearing my hubby blow up a toilet and seeing the backsplash aftermath, I know too much. I don’t want to be anywhere near that area. Good luck Christina.

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 Před 3 lety +16

      And you don't think any of that mess has splashed up on his D and Bs? You touch those right?

    • @goochI034
      @goochI034 Před 2 lety +7

      They are called “toilet freckles” and my Dad was THE KING of toilet freckles back when I was growing up!

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 Před 2 lety +14

      Look, it can all be referred to in an American classic novel that goes by the name of, “Everybody Poops.” Therefore, “Everybody Scrums.”

    • @carsonking6199
      @carsonking6199 Před 2 lety +2

      @@traviscoates6878 funny thing is it was originally published in Japan

    • @robertoleal8214
      @robertoleal8214 Před 2 lety +1

      Ya, but he has to be near yours uh?

  • @joshs.3659
    @joshs.3659 Před 3 lety +18

    God damn, the Rocco accent dropping “Its only smells” is fucking killing me

  • @callagoza
    @callagoza Před 3 lety +102

    "It's only smellz" 🤣 that's some old efukt comedy right there 🤣

    • @deanofrob
      @deanofrob Před 3 lety +4

      Eeefukkktttt 🎶

    • @nathantinklenberg
      @nathantinklenberg Před 3 lety +2

      When did they do a Rocco bit?!?
      "Please! Itz only smellz"

    • @callagoza
      @callagoza Před 3 lety

      @@nathantinklenberg it's at 7:00

    • @kheyonsmith1497
      @kheyonsmith1497 Před 3 lety

      I found out about that from an Idubbz bad unboxing video 😂😂

  • @KingOfTheBurgh_
    @KingOfTheBurgh_ Před 2 lety +6

    “I can stand with one leg up and hold a cheek open” 😂😂😂

  • @mattlewis6517
    @mattlewis6517 Před 3 lety +349

    Is there anything more sensual than hammering out the details of a rimming contract with your reluctant woman on a podcast? You guys are real role models for sexual expression and freedom in today's world. God bless 🙏🙏 💮🤪

    • @LiKWiDjay
      @LiKWiDjay Před 3 lety +6

      Yes. Shes a grown would. Its a part of her hubsbands body. Its just annoying and childish at this point. Corny just do it and stfu already

    • @aliciab77
      @aliciab77 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. Před 2 lety +5

      deadass though. be honest with your partner.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Před rokem +2

      Tf is that pink star lookin thing with 7 dots?

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 Před rokem +2

      @@GlorifiedGremlin its a cherry blossom, but I think he's doing a scrum diagram

  • @jshay2324
    @jshay2324 Před rokem +7

    "Can we do like a minute?" *tremoring deep breaths from Christina* lmao

  • @jeremymcfarland5655
    @jeremymcfarland5655 Před 2 lety +35

    Watching Christina's face resign to pure disgust at the thought of having to do this to Tom is both sad and hilarious.

  • @toddlawson8122
    @toddlawson8122 Před 2 lety +15

    I love how serious she’s taking this. 😂

  • @marketteers
    @marketteers Před 3 lety +6

    “It doesn’t have to go in.... just around” 😂😂

  • @noobforlife91
    @noobforlife91 Před 2 lety +12

    When she said "okay" his reaction was priceless
    7:58

  • @DrSnowglobes
    @DrSnowglobes Před 2 lety +9

    “A minute is a long time in scrum time.” Aww, that’s cute Christina.

  • @andrewubelhor8139
    @andrewubelhor8139 Před 2 lety +5

    The lick is how Garth confirms kills before handing them off to be hidden

  • @_ventolin__
    @_ventolin__ Před 3 lety +66

    i really hope Tim gets underwhelmed by the experience like GET OFF ME
    the sadness and disappointment on his face would be hilarious

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 Před 3 lety +4

      that would actually suck.
      it'd be better if christina found she enjoyed it.

    • @gas33z
      @gas33z Před 3 lety +1

      @@austindolan7182 Yea, he'd probably have to get rid of her if she didn't like it.

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 Před 2 lety

      Just do one of those face-cams

  • @brandiclark7117
    @brandiclark7117 Před rokem +3

    I hollered all the way through this

  • @guyfawkes8790
    @guyfawkes8790 Před 3 lety +12

    The look on her face when she's imagining doing it....priceless

  • @virtualrenegade440
    @virtualrenegade440 Před 3 lety +9

    Tom is so fucking excited, hell im happy for him he has a solution for every hitch instantly i love it

  • @ahmedkamalhasin2070
    @ahmedkamalhasin2070 Před 3 lety +15

    I hope Christina finally does it one day and they make an entire special episode regarding that. People will pay to watch that episode lol.

  • @sniperslim
    @sniperslim Před rokem +3

    jesus christ I was not ready for the sound bite 8:21 😂

  • @cage-rage1797
    @cage-rage1797 Před 3 lety +26

    I love this podcast, Tim Allen and Crystal Pineapple are so funny. Cant wait to see Tim with a clean shave.

    • @mikem6734
      @mikem6734 Před 3 lety

      It's Christie Pinacolada not pineapple

  • @miscible21
    @miscible21 Před 2 lety +3

    The Rocco bit had me in stitches lol!

  • @ttott0013
    @ttott0013 Před 3 lety +7

    Absolutely love the podcast. One of my favorites.

  • @anthonybica529
    @anthonybica529 Před 3 lety +22

    I feel like I’m watching a couples therapy through a 1 way mirror

  • @LuisBravo-bx8yb
    @LuisBravo-bx8yb Před 3 lety +125

    Anyone else think the scrum eating should be a pay per view event?

    • @tedium37
      @tedium37 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes but out of respect for Tim's weight loss it can't be called a heavy segment.

  • @Amir-kc9yu
    @Amir-kc9yu Před 3 lety +6

    She took the fun out of the entire thing with all the negotiations 😆

  • @exyourself
    @exyourself Před 2 lety +2

    This clip is hilarious! The way Tom is trying to convince Christina is priceless

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 Před 3 lety +154

    “That’s a lot of work”
    It’s called a -job for a reason, Crapstina

    • @Koryoswolfspirit
      @Koryoswolfspirit Před 3 lety +4

      She became a comedian so she doesn’t have to have a job though

  • @idontedit7375
    @idontedit7375 Před rokem +2

    This is the funniest negotiation I've ever watched 😅😅

  • @Poppins242
    @Poppins242 Před 3 lety +58

    Get in there Christina! She's such a square sometimes

    • @mikepryor7467
      @mikepryor7467 Před 2 lety +7

      thatta girl

    • @senseibean1663
      @senseibean1663 Před 2 lety +4

      Bless your soul

    • @rhysmorgan9049
      @rhysmorgan9049 Před 2 lety +3

      You seem fun to be around

    • @TheMikeMase
      @TheMikeMase Před 2 lety +6

      You’re also talking about the same woman who thought doing acid 3 times gave her permanent brain damage. Total square bear

    • @rorytribbet6424
      @rorytribbet6424 Před rokem +1

      May god have mercy on your dm’s

  • @Louis-wp3fq
    @Louis-wp3fq Před 3 lety +203

    Khalyla definitely eats Bobby Lee's scrum.

    • @Matteuslee
      @Matteuslee Před 3 lety +14

      So does cheeto.

    • @atyusriggins3824
      @atyusriggins3824 Před 3 lety +23

      Id say that's the tip of the iceberg with them🤣

    • @IMPYEMU
      @IMPYEMU Před 3 lety +4

      Of course, they aren’t married

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 Před 3 lety +4

      @Marc Dumont Some people prefer some sauce with their scrum, don't yuck someone's yum.

    • @hornedlobster
      @hornedlobster Před 3 lety +1

      @Marc Dumont extra flavor?

  • @stevenguevara2184
    @stevenguevara2184 Před 3 lety +5

    Im glad you got this on film. It will come in handy if divorce ever comes into play

  • @mikeavila6921
    @mikeavila6921 Před 3 lety +74

    I've ate my wife's scrum all the time. I don't know why Christina is scared. It doesn't taste or smell bad. It's awesome.

  • @boyerindustries
    @boyerindustries Před 3 lety +8

    💀💀💀💀 Tom is such a great source of encouragement for his wife

  • @dbarton8651
    @dbarton8651 Před 2 lety +4

    Tom went from not hankerin, to hankerin real quick🤣😂

  • @buckwiild2101
    @buckwiild2101 Před 3 lety +2

    Love it when toms looking at her saying there's not guna be any chocolate around hes looking at her like PLZ JUST DO IT! Lmfao

  • @seanj.3644
    @seanj.3644 Před 3 lety +10

    Haha Tom might not want to open this door, first he wants his scrum ate then he'll want it pegged 😂

  • @alexanderbohm607
    @alexanderbohm607 Před 2 lety +1

    how did i miss this? jesus this is gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ProdDRyte
    @ProdDRyte Před 2 lety +1

    Dude laugh in the background gets me every time lol

  • @kevmarpnky
    @kevmarpnky Před 2 lety +2

    possibly the best clip on the channel, Todd is so convincing.

  • @marknoll943
    @marknoll943 Před 3 lety +6

    I think with all the benile media content going on today, this is really getting to the meat of what's important. Let's make the world a better place with follow through.

  • @coolbeanzs
    @coolbeanzs Před 2 lety +1

    "Chowing" lol!!!

  • @ECJ1776
    @ECJ1776 Před 3 lety +13

    Their poor children are going to see this video one day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ScoobyShotU
      @ScoobyShotU Před 2 lety +1

      If they are even preteens they've seen this lol kids today are fucking bad

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 Před 2 lety +5

    LMAOOOOO this is so fkn bizarre how Tom is just discussing this with her so casually 😂 😆 😂

  • @nicholasiorio8968
    @nicholasiorio8968 Před rokem

    Her exhale when he said "one minute" 😂

  • @jersonfigueiredo5079
    @jersonfigueiredo5079 Před rokem +4

    The idea of their kids watching this is hilarious.

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 Před 3 lety +3

    Glad i picked tgis video to watch while eating my sandwich.... lmao

  • @leogosse7946
    @leogosse7946 Před 2 lety +1

    This is so hilarious dude they are so serious

  • @thejeswith1s
    @thejeswith1s Před rokem

    All my questions answered. Thank you.

  • @anonymouspsycho6972
    @anonymouspsycho6972 Před rokem +4

    I haven’t caught follow up to this but I’m hoping theres an episode with beardless tom and maybe Christina in an eye patch

  • @lexoflex5451
    @lexoflex5451 Před 3 lety +2

    "If that's what you prefer" hahahaha

  • @EcSsAwS
    @EcSsAwS Před rokem +1

    I have never laughed so hard
    😂 😂. This is fucking gold

  • @atyusriggins3824
    @atyusriggins3824 Před 3 lety +11

    We all just want to see tom win😂

  • @maxwelldavis7076
    @maxwelldavis7076 Před 3 lety +10

    Got to love that if we see Tom with a fresh baby face, we know what's up

  • @seanwilks7712
    @seanwilks7712 Před 2 lety

    I cannot believe I got an ad for scrum teams while watching this!

  • @josephmars20
    @josephmars20 Před 2 lety

    I fucking love hearing the dudes losing their shit laughing in the background lol.

  • @griff7533
    @griff7533 Před 2 lety +1

    Ok I’ll come back to this after I finish my dinner.

  • @cdarnau
    @cdarnau Před 3 lety +1

    I love to hear them laugh in the background. Hahaha.

  • @geoffkirk4956
    @geoffkirk4956 Před 3 lety

    Best conversation ever

  • @Kacholfus39
    @Kacholfus39 Před 3 lety +2

    🤣 Tom looks awful in “20 nails” #doggy you’re killing me 🤣 negotiating that in this bit

  • @billwrubel6313
    @billwrubel6313 Před 2 lety +7

    Holy Shit! One of the most hilarious things ever. Her facial expressions..I laughed so hard I was crying

  • @poisonevie6667
    @poisonevie6667 Před 10 měsíci

    This marital negotiation is so relatable lol 😂😂😂

  • @nnn43
    @nnn43 Před 3 lety +2

    The sheer amount of shit that I learned from this fucking podcast that I never wanted to know but still can’t stop watching it is absolutely endless

  • @devinwolf3340
    @devinwolf3340 Před 2 lety

    What a title for a clip. . . You had me at hello.

  • @matthew413
    @matthew413 Před 2 lety +1

    Tim’s straight face. Reaction “he’s such a good guy”

  • @BedoinSpaceman
    @BedoinSpaceman Před 2 lety +1

    Fml. This had me legit crying. Bravooooo

  • @brandonweis2884
    @brandonweis2884 Před 3 lety +6

    Christina needs to do this for Tom. Life in this universe depends on it.

  • @dustinsanchez7820
    @dustinsanchez7820 Před 2 lety +1

    Toms face I conquer with that man's ideologies

  • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
    @YouOnlyIiveTwice Před 2 lety +2

    Jesus, this conversation sounds like a hostage negotiation lmao

  • @thrashlatem
    @thrashlatem Před 3 lety +5

    We know if we see Tom without his beard he had a good night 🤣

  • @MaxPower-js1sk
    @MaxPower-js1sk Před 2 lety

    I like the raucous laughter in the background.

  • @chickybluetherealone
    @chickybluetherealone Před rokem

    "I don't want to taste...." cracked me up.

  • @michaeldelarm1630
    @michaeldelarm1630 Před rokem

    DEAD DEAD DEAD LMFAO. "i think everyone wants to hear it"

  • @xxndoxx1
    @xxndoxx1 Před 3 lety +16

    Some day soon, Tom is suddenly gonna be clean shaven... And we'll all know what happened 🤣

  • @S.A.N.503
    @S.A.N.503 Před 2 lety +7

    She looks so mortified lol. Somebody save this woman! 😂😂😂😂

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před 3 lety +19

    Christina low key trying to derail the fantasy by talking about airline hot cheetos diarrhea sweats. LUL

  • @varonramos6079
    @varonramos6079 Před 3 lety +3

    Nadir laugh is always the best part

  • @benwalker9569
    @benwalker9569 Před 2 lety

    This made me cry bro .. so funny

  • @TTEGGA94
    @TTEGGA94 Před 3 lety +6

    i can't wait for the day your kid is old enough and curious enough and looks at your youtube videos ahahaha

  • @madflavour831
    @madflavour831 Před 2 lety +25

    "women don't have to..."
    No Christina they don't. They want to. Taste the rainbow.

  • @Dr.Meola1980
    @Dr.Meola1980 Před 2 lety +1

    In my day I believe we called it taint!!! Lol 😂

  • @trypt1
    @trypt1 Před 2 lety +1

    "As a former younger woman, I can attest to it" lmfao