Crazy Girls Are Crazy Hot - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 14. 08. 2020
- Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the pros and cons of being with someone hot AND crazy. What do you think? Worth it?
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"You give 'crazy' a spin. You take it for a drive.". Words to live by.
and make a clean break. don't string them along or you're gonna get Jodi Arias'd
@@dickreckard5026
You just don’t let them know you’re real name or your address.
...”have anything with less horsepower?” 🤣
@@moresquatsmoretwats6298 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@dickreckard5026 Yah bro, you've clearly never dated crazy.
There is no such thing as a "clean break".
Best case scenario is she is bipolar as fuck and gets tired of you first.
There’s no way anyone else but Nadav made that thumbnail
Thats how I will always remember Christina
And I’ll be he hammered one out to it after he was done.
She low key looks alil like mia Khalifa
@@7happy0wolf7 yeah without the unibrow
Theo made it
You haven't truly lived until you've dated a chick who's bi-polar. You never know if she's going to try and pickup another chick to bring home or try and grab a cops gun.
So the bringing the chicks home thing is a usual occurrence for bi-polar in general? My ex is bi-polar and she would get drunk and try to bring other chicks home as well
I'm bipolar and ...yeah
(Raises hand) guilty
@@kailasmith7414 how you doin'?😉
Holy shit this is so true.
"Do you have something with less horsepower?" OMG hahahaha 🤣
Best line of this entire clip
Idk as a young buck I’m glad I spent 5 years single lol it’s amazing the clarity you get when you stop being in love with the idea of love and you realize people don’t change so find someone you don’t wanna change and someone who doesn’t wanna change you
Wisdom
Great comment thank you!
That was beautiful right there, real clean advice right there man.
I love their relationship. So comfortable with each other and so damn funny.
its just professional. lol they know nothing about each other. like, they probably sleep in separate beds lol
@@user-zq9xh4rc3c keep convincing yourself of that. You and I both would go to town on her if given the opportunity
@@elijahgavin6706 it’s true. She’s with Theo. Tom doesn’t even live with her
@@DEADPOTENTIAL nah, these two are married, you’re thinking of *Your* moms house, your mom is with Theo. Very nice lady though
Christina said “Personality Disorder” which Tom waved off & then described a hypothetical woman with obvious Borderline Personality Disorder.
Christina described more like schizophrenic. They said the girl at the bus stop or whatever what pacing back and forth and all wacked out. Thats a whole different ball game of crazy.
He did describe bipolar
Tom: You don't marry crazy
Christina: Hmm, can't relate
I just found out Tom is younger than Christina by 3 years. I would say she got lucky....
@@BillClinton228 because of the three years?
@@BillClinton228 Theyre equally attractive.
They might be equally attractive but Tom is actually funny. Christina p on the other hand is okay but she comes sometimes comes across like a fraternity brother with her burping in the microphone and talkin about making brown constantly. Not every guy likes that in fact I'd go so far to say is not many guys like that
@@daniellane3403 You’re a presumptive little guy, aintcha?
Christina says she thought it was girls with personality disorders. Tom says no and then proceeds to describe a woman with an obvious personality disorder.
I'll speak for all men when I say that once you date a few crazies in a row, it becomes normalized. Put a frog in a slowly warming water story. Also, I'd imagine that a woman knows her "competition" & knows how to spot crazy from across the room because of it.
Personity disorders is kinda subjective tho
@@koaiaknl7013 You've not known anyone with proper personality disorders, clearly.
No, Christina said she thought it was girls with _any_ unspecific personality disorder, and Tom corrects her, describing specific personality disorders of which some common symptoms include manipulation, coercive and controlling behaviour, and other boundary issues. Most relevant to the topic are those insecurity-laden traits which produce _slutiness._
@@Hoganply actually I have each is a unique case u don't know shit
Boy... hearing Christina say "she twisted your arm" took on a whole new meaning after that Dunk contest.
Crazier the better. I'm a pro at repairing my own windows tires and drywall.
I bet you gotta house full of fans too lol
But can you do your own crown moulding? ;-)
Oh man, gold!!!, these bitches going to turn me into quite the handyman.
full trottle
Hahaha!! That's what's up. Pro active approach.
The first Karen reminds me of a transgendered Sam Kinison.
Wow, you nailed that!!!
Lmfao
you're spot on dude
Spot fucking on
That Karen in the beginning is doing an impression of an angry Fire Marshall Bill, the old Jim Carrey character from in Living Color.. LOL..
Yes!!!
LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!!!!
Thank you
🤣
Lololols
Don’t be stingy mark
Give it to me mark
You guys bring me so much joy....that was hilarious, thank you.
This is awesome for the simple fact that they're creating a lifetime full of memories with each other that they can relive forever by watching their podcast.
Had one of those girls for 3 years.. and a year of therapy so far
hope u doing better man
"She is empty inside". My brain: I guess that's why she asks people to fill her up.
“I like steady normal” and we all look at Tom and laugh! Haha
Never go raw dog on a crazy lol
Unless its in her mouth
That was a rookie move man.... He could've been forced to deal with that woman 1 way or another for the next 20 years after the kid was born, over 10 seconds of blowing a load!!!
Plot twist...they’re all crazy
imagine growing up with these two as your parents fucking awesome.
Only reason Christina dosnt go though Tom's phone is because she dosnt want him going through her phone and finding theo vons convos😂🤣
Tina and Theo were both on Road Rules 20 years ago. He’s never been a guest on YMH. But Tom’s been on Theo’s This Past Weekend podcast. I think Theo did smash Christina
@@ntutino1980 who is theo ?
@@Q_QQ_Q he’s a big Puerto Rican handyman that Tom is jealous of
@@Q_QQ_Q von
Ouch. Shots fired!
I exclusively hook up with crazy when I vacation.
Helps when you have a built in escape plan.
hilarious
That's the way! My best one was the night before I had a 7am flight. Running away from her apartment at 4:30am (in Budapest) with a half finished bottle of Jim Beam in my hand haha. Fun fact: She was trying to pay for me to change my flight so we could bang some more. L O L ! Escape while you can!
Smart bro. I used to be the king of, it's not you it's me.
that's a great idea!
@@debuthunter5389 how did you build your game
i could listen to these two banter forever
Tom's breakdown of good crazy vs bad crazy is SO. FUCKING.ACCURATE.
He is 2020's Socrates
9:35 christinas comment plus toms facial expression had me in tears 😂
I married crazy. Lasted for 12 months. I may have been talked into committing felonies, but the sex was good! The statue of limitations has expired btw 😂
So what did you do 👁👄👁
Watch out Statute of Limitations starts when the state finds out.
Nice. Sounds like it was a blessing in the skies!
@@darkdiddler1439 - I've never heard of that saying, and I've been around. Did you mean "Blessing in Disguise?"
Because frankly? Yours makes no sense. I mean none.
@@dracomaifoy7377 YMH reference heh
"She actually reminds me of a girl I went out with.. that is dead now.." 😳
I mentioned this on the original episode and nobody caught it. Tom has bodies...
I immediately ran to the comments to see if anyone else heard that
Psycho gang checking in late.
I played that shit back 3 times, laughing my ass off.
The first Karen does a great Gary Busey.
Hahahaha wtf this is such an under rated comment! I cannot unsee it
Beat me to it
Gary Busey doesn't even do that great of a Gary Busey
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😅😅😅🤣👍👍👍
And she didn't even need to get into a motorcycle accident to get brain damage to become Gary Busey.
3:56 I was waiting for a "you're also not good in bed" from Tom
As someone who is one of those “crazy” girls, I love the fact they can explain the difference between “crazy” and CRAZY
Eating a spicy hot chicken vs pure capsaicin
What you doing later? 😂
Luna hash 69? Are there prayer flags in the room?
You guys crack me up! I was crying laughing😂
Don't care how crazy a girl is, as long as she follows proto
Unless of course she has baby raper all on her face
You just lost yuur fuckin’ life
@@Nattyplatinum no
@@RoyArrowood what?
@@ianmac214 it's a reference to an episode
4:05 Christina’s laugh was just wild lmao
Her laughing is so cute 😍
That first lady gave me a Matilda flashback.
7:38
The face Tom pulls after he says “he will however finish inside of you”
Just killed me and then way Christina looks at him hahahahahahahaha
Im dying 😂😂 Christinas crazy lady 😂
Keep featherin’ it, brother
Y'all two so funny, loving ymh at the mo!
This is couples goal 101. Forget Hollywood Power Couples. This is the shit right there.
I love old clips, Tom is never less twisted lmao
Tell me you're crazy without telling me you're crazy.
"Come inside me."
"I don't think uh..ok" 🤣
I’m subscribing because you are both crazy! I can’t wait to see how crazy
I've been around the world and your assessment is spot on about these women 😂
the first girl was LITERALLY a Bill Bur impression.
these guys are realy open to each other
Them suddenly getting mad at her tossing her hair had me in tears. I don't know why it just caught me so off guard.
Wow I’ve listened to this many times and Toms story about his crazy girl never sank in until now 😭😭
Thanks mom and dad for the advice
She is impersonating Fire Marshal Bill 😂
Christiana's understanding and condescending of weirdos is really cute
the snort....lol!
This should be required viewing for men when you start dating.
Sometimes, when they watch these vids, the way they talk about it I feel like they should be wearing lab coats and holding clipboards...
I love Christina’s smile and snort
Thought that was mia khalifa in the thumbnail for a second
💀💀
the 1st clip the chick was like Fire Marshall Bill lmaoo
That first chick reminds me of a female Fire Marshal Bill character version from In Living Color
"Fire Marshall Bill, your hand is on fire!"
I was thought the same thing. Too funny.
😂 It's the female Sam Kennison!
LUV when christina drops some wisdom
I love that Christina came from and was a bit mental as I was. Just like her, I picked a steady Eddy, who is hilarious and wild but at home every night. Love funny, rude as fuck daddies.
Yasss
Holy shit, seen you on Joe's Podcast, glad I found this, also you wife is fucking awesome!!! New sub here!
pizza and ........ rinse and repeat lmao😂
This hit too close to home lol
Love a good 10 minute vid about the wild ones
a classic breakdown of this is on YT, the forever relevant hot crazy matrix
Oof i married crazy. Great sex, but everything else aged me horribly and i basically have relationship ptsd. Staying single now.
"people do it all the time"
I'm a fan for life now
"they don't actually like men" - Christina nailed it.
First time I've seen this. Christina has the most infectious laugh.
And just like that, @6:34 Tom turns into Lee Syatt for a split second.
Saying that “crazy girls are crazy hot” implies that some girls are not crazy.
love your pronunciation of "Brasil" :)
(Blinking ... going flush) I just realized I am only test drive material 😪🥴
Tom, you are such a lucky Man to have your Kristina P. I hope to find mine one day. You both are Gen X Gems! 😂
you gotta take crazy for a drive....... truer words have never been spoken haha
I love you guys
That’s a pretty solid Rosanne impression
Man they talked about a lot of my exes in this clip lol
I need that video lol
twin peaks was the shit... one of my favorite shows
Shout out to the log lady
That thumbnail turned me into a 🔭
3:16 😂😂😂
I loved how Christina lauded Twin Peaks because "reality is weirder than fiction" while citing a fiction TV show.
I thought I was the only one that caught that
I'm here for the thumbnail. Thanks, Mommy.
Now I know what Tom was talking about when Crystal puts on wigs
I married a crazy one who was a hellcat in the sack. 9 months later I was gone.
sorry you died. RIP
Yeah I'm sorry too. How'd she kill you? It was while you were sleeping wasn't it?
we take all crazy broooo im dead
Many years ago I proposed to a gal I was so hot for. we had an engagement party where she got drunk, made a scene and accused me of sleeping with every girl there. I hosted a disengagement party the next weekend. Same group minus one
Please God. Does anyone know the episode tom talks about all his cool girls... I'll show u where it spits?
Need to hear that lady yell "Let me tell you something" in her Fire Marshal Bill voice.
this podcast is like that one family on Halloween that has a table set up with hot chocolate and "cider" for the parents...
Apt
The first lady ("Shut up, Karen!") did come across like she was doing a Morton Downey, Jr. impression.
A dating show with just kinda average looking comedians would be gold 👌 I'd watch that
as a Brazilian, this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Holy shit that first lady is channeling Fire Marshall Bill
@9:40 His facial expression 😂
Doo's interpretation of crazy good in bed and mine couldn't be farther apart. hahaha
Luv the Teddy Fresh sweater! Hate the adidas one. xD