Shepard: " What the fuck was that? It felt you were literally sabotaging the date." Garrus: " Oh yeah, about that... I have my eyes on another woman already" Shepard: " Oh really. Do tell who the lucky woman whose Archangel is lusting for?" Garrus: " It's uhhh... she's a Quarian..." Shepard: " Oh... you mean that girl we met on Citadel 6 months ago? She seemed a really nice girl." Garrus: " No Shepard... it's... ah fuck it. It's Tali!" Shepard: " Wait, you are after my girlfriend?!" Garrus: " She's your girlfriend?! But I heard a different voice making moans and gasps through your cabin before the Suicide Mission!" Shepard: " That's because she was without her voice modulator, you were hearing her natural voice..." Garrus: " Ohh...damm..."
Master of sniper rifle and calibrations who barely can talk to a woman.
True warrior. I respect.
Until I had to save his scaly ass from mercs 😁
@@sandrogamer30018 I've always loved that story.
Shepard: " What the fuck was that? It felt you were literally sabotaging the date."
Garrus: " Oh yeah, about that... I have my eyes on another woman already"
Shepard: " Oh really. Do tell who the lucky woman whose Archangel is lusting for?"
Garrus: " It's uhhh... she's a Quarian..."
Shepard: " Oh... you mean that girl we met on Citadel 6 months ago? She seemed a really nice girl."
Garrus: " No Shepard... it's... ah fuck it. It's Tali!"
Shepard: " Wait, you are after my girlfriend?!"
Garrus: " She's your girlfriend?! But I heard a different voice making moans and gasps through your cabin before the Suicide Mission!"
Shepard: " That's because she was without her voice modulator, you were hearing her natural voice..."
Garrus: " Ohh...damm..."
hhahahahahahaha xD
why is Garrus listening to them
@@arhangeo Normandy was very empty at the time and very quiet... I bet everybody heard the sounds coming from the Cabin.
It's just doesn't make any sense tbh. On geth dreadnought he literally says that he knows about them
@@1999Almaz I know... it's just a joke. It doesn't need to be "cannon"
@@1999Almaz I want to know if its because they flirt a lot or this text is canon
Poor Garrus. Still doesn’t know to be a romantic. Still trying though. I give him credit for that.
Is it just me or do female Turians not look similar enough to be the same species?
turians are based off of birds and reptiles, which tend to have bigger differences between genders than mammals
Sexual dimorphism my friend, just think about spiders, lions and peacocks.