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  • Getting Past Indian Immigration
    #India #immigration #sketchcomedy
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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +625

    If you like these Immigration videos, here's the rest in a handy playlist! czcams.com/play/PLQYUb9JUs7E_-jkxbSykWTB7NfPOIpYk2.html

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +15

      So very glad you decided to start doing these again! Whoever thought of that first deserves a raise!

    • @komsomolac
      @komsomolac Před rokem +3

      Of course we do! I am sure that everyone here is waiting for you to make an immigration video about their country! I sure would like to see Serbia one day :)

    • @atreidestm
      @atreidestm Před rokem +6

      Entering India is easy... I still challenge you guys trying to pass Brazilian immigration. 🤣

    • @sexybakedpota642
      @sexybakedpota642 Před rokem +2

      the colours of both the Irish and Indian flag. Love the the l details!

    • @rkhan1
      @rkhan1 Před rokem +2

      I want to see a Pakistani one

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ Před rokem +3460

    The pause before 'themselves' versus the absolutely certainty of 'snakes and ladders', along with the smiles, is brilliant.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +19

      When you finally stop laughing, it's actually adorable haha

    • @Emma_W_
      @Emma_W_ Před rokem +12

      @@SamFAHntha it's Hog's wee smirk before answering, like ah this classic.

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 Před rokem +9

      I honestly thought the answer would be "disappointment"

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Před rokem +29

      The correct answer is a variation of the game of chess, dating back to 500 AD .

    • @deepaksaxena7417
      @deepaksaxena7417 Před rokem +7

      Sankes and Ladders is also correct.

  • @scandanavianman4858
    @scandanavianman4858 Před rokem +617

    You could have had them slip the officer a tip for good service and, "poof!" the paperwork mysteriously finds a way to be unnecessary. Welcome to India!

    • @Priya-bt3oj
      @Priya-bt3oj Před rokem +17

      You have to give tip and do all the paperwork too 🤪

    • @barnabasjthomas9983
      @barnabasjthomas9983 Před rokem +7

      This guy KNOWS 😂

    • @JJS_11
      @JJS_11 Před rokem +7

      And when Indians go to Europe they get searched "randomly" everytime. Welcome to Europe

    • @nickkerber1145
      @nickkerber1145 Před 11 měsíci +1

      they already made that joke about Italy, where it's also accurate.

    • @user-ep8id
      @user-ep8id Před 10 dny

      Just give them 500 Rupees and there you go instant approval.

  • @Silicon12340
    @Silicon12340 Před rokem +1343

    The Indian parliament had me dying😂🤣

    • @ceputehching-ching1503
      @ceputehching-ching1503 Před rokem +18

      Expect the answer to be Bollywood Mumbai...

    • @vitocorleone1960
      @vitocorleone1960 Před rokem +2

      I think it fits perfectly😂😂

    • @pushpakbhirud1744
      @pushpakbhirud1744 Před 10 měsíci

      i am your 1000th like BTW

    • @Wonder_Man
      @Wonder_Man Před 8 měsíci

      А что там такого происходит

    • @satvikrajnarayanan1488
      @satvikrajnarayanan1488 Před 14 dny

      BRO that's not a Parliament that's the bureau of crooks who are polymorphic. They change themselves into other animals when they enter the parliament and create a zoo!

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 Před rokem +116

    "the Indian parliament."
    "Mmyes.😏"
    This guy needs to be in more sketches. That smug yes alone was sheer adorable. He has such fun energy.

  • @MrAliMcB
    @MrAliMcB Před rokem +3516

    "When did Indian rule start in the UK?" "This week" 😂😂 You guys are too quick! Also Paul is awesome, hope he's back for more videos!

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Před rokem +20

      Too soon? 🤣

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd Před rokem

      Indian commenters are already claiming that India is now the most important country on earth since it now also rules the UK.

    • @ioanaspb8751
      @ioanaspb8751 Před rokem +27

      Absolutely loved this joke!!! Awesome!👍🏻

    • @marcospatricio8283
      @marcospatricio8283 Před rokem +27

      Could you explain the joke, pls?

    • @MrAliMcB
      @MrAliMcB Před rokem +158

      @@marcospatricio8283 The UK's new Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, is British Indian. He was chosen on Monday as new the Conservative party leader after the previous PM Liz Truss, who took over after Boris Johnson, resigned last week (after only 6 weeks!)

  • @rhitomdey3199
    @rhitomdey3199 Před rokem +5209

    The rest of the jokes are based on well known stereotypes but how the hell did these Irish lads find out about the mountains of paperwork you have to do to get anything done in this country?!

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 Před rokem +114

      EDIT: This guys name is Pauli? Thought it was and looked kind of like their Mesho character. Can't tell if he's one and the same looks a little different. Anyway was going to say their secret ingredient: Mesho* 😂 (and or Indian FAH fans and friends). But Mesho might by Pauli or a different guy.
      *= The guy playing the interviewer. He's been in many of their skits before. Especially the country ones, learning how to speak Irish, etc.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +728

      Great, I'm glad we got you on one at least

    • @7wiligh7Dawn
      @7wiligh7Dawn Před rokem +60

      @@tinaperez7393 Well, not Pauli, that's Paul Tylak, Irish comedian

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 Před rokem +44

      Is bureaucracy that bad in India?

    • @arkajitmaity5277
      @arkajitmaity5277 Před rokem +253

      @@grim_2000 A man recently fought a court case here for 25 years because a railway attendant didn't return a 20 rupee ~ approx 25 US cents worth of change back to him in 1997. A family in Uttar Pradesh (a state of India) have been fighting over a land dispute the size of an acre since 1912 ( from the British Raj era ). Their great great grandsons are the ones who are currently fighting it out in court.

  • @BigLion1298
    @BigLion1298 Před rokem +67

    As an Indian who knows a few people working in our Immigration offices, I can confirm after speaking to them, that these are the exact questions they ask and they have answered all correctly 🤣

  • @ActivelyMike
    @ActivelyMike Před rokem +251

    Your immigration series always cracks me up! 🤣

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +51

      Wow! Thank you so much!!! We love making them, we learn so much about each place doing the research for the gags

  • @aishwarya2359
    @aishwarya2359 Před rokem +4664

    Guys u legit have an incredible cultural awareness, all the jokes were extremely funny and accurate at the same time😂🛐🛐

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +84

      Love how much effort they put in to learning as much as they can, so they're not picking at the low hanging fruit!

    • @user-wu7ug4ly3v
      @user-wu7ug4ly3v Před rokem +89

      I was waiting for the bribe at the end to make the forms go away…

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +32

      @@user-wu7ug4ly3v apparently they did that for the Italian sketch and people weren't happy 😆

    • @user-wu7ug4ly3v
      @user-wu7ug4ly3v Před rokem +22

      @@SamFAHntha but in India it is just accepted bureaucratic practice right?

    • @jayhillrubis
      @jayhillrubis Před rokem +4

      @@user-wu7ug4ly3v 😂😂😂 very good... and true!
      💖🙏🌻

  • @harshdoshi5923
    @harshdoshi5923 Před rokem +814

    This made my day!
    I'm an Indian student in Germany, was feeling a lil homesick, not so much anymore! Thanks a lot

    • @samsh-p8907
      @samsh-p8907 Před rokem +50

      Ich hoffe für dich, dass du eine schöne Zeit hier hast. Wir Deutschen können auch warmherzig und lustig sein - auch wenn es auf den ersten Blick nicht danach aussieht.😂 😉

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +7

      Have a happy Thursday Harsh!

    • @helgaioannidis9365
      @helgaioannidis9365 Před rokem +18

      I'm a German living in Greece and I send you some sun and noise to make it feel more like home 😀
      Is it to late to wish happy Diwali now?

    • @harshdoshi5923
      @harshdoshi5923 Před rokem +12

      @@helgaioannidis9365 haha Vielen Dank! It's not too late! I would love to hear some noise and see the sun lolol.

    • @harshdoshi5923
      @harshdoshi5923 Před rokem +14

      @@samsh-p8907 Danke schön für Ihre freulich Antwort! Es ist mein erste Semester in Deutschland, und mein erste Monat!
      Es ist sehr Spaß und die Deutschen sind sehr hilfsbereit!
      Naturlich, sind die Menshen hier lustig und warm aber der Wetter...nicht so🥲, ich komme aus Mumbai deswegen es kalt für mich ist.

  • @GopalSingh01
    @GopalSingh01 Před rokem +25

    0:29 160 nuclear war heads 😂

    • @RaoneG34
      @RaoneG34 Před rokem

      Main smjha nahi

    • @tge2102
      @tge2102 Před rokem +3

      @@RaoneG34 it's a play on the fact that while India has a history of "Ahminsa", we also have nuclear weapons in case someone gets too rowdy

    • @RaoneG34
      @RaoneG34 Před rokem +2

      @@tge2102 ohh thanku

  • @eobardthawne6903
    @eobardthawne6903 Před rokem +253

    To be very honest, Cricket is bigger religion than Hinduism and Islam in India.

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis Před rokem +985

    Love it! 😂 The forms at the end was the ladoo on top. You guys always nail the balance of gentle teasing without resorting to tired stereotypes. And was snakes and ladders actually invented in India? Educational too!

    • @adi45713
      @adi45713 Před rokem +40

      Yes they played the theme with chess

    • @zappababe8577
      @zappababe8577 Před rokem +40

      An unexpected cardiologist appears! I'm sure that your approval means an enormous amount to the lads.

    • @aegresen
      @aegresen Před rokem +12

      If I remember correctly, an early version appears in the KamaSutra, which is wild in its own way!

    • @TheCommonSenseForRegularPeople
      @TheCommonSenseForRegularPeople Před rokem +12

      Yep, I didn't know that. I knew the answer won't be Chess because it's too easy to guess. But I didn't expect Snakes and Ladders too! TIL.

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 Před rokem +30

      Chess for training the antiquity indian military minds as well as snakes and ladders for teaching the concept of karma and virtue vs evil deeds to children.
      Ludo is probably an indian variation of the Sumerian Royal Game of Ur.

  • @deathismyown
    @deathismyown Před rokem +266

    i love how this series proves that you can make a series of jokes about different countries and cultures without being mean

  • @JyotiDeka1989
    @JyotiDeka1989 Před rokem +75

    I am an Indian living in Spain right now and this video made my day 🤣...

  • @AB-iq9tl
    @AB-iq9tl Před rokem +14

    That last line 'its all of his and yes ,urs are on the way' and the expression they give...that look it's do hilarious. It was genuine fear and shock.😂😂😂 Brilliant scripting and amazing acting

  • @stym8396
    @stym8396 Před rokem +1612

    As an Indian loved every joke but 160 nuclear warheads caught me offguard.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +82

      Gotta have something edgy in there haha

    • @DomskiPlays
      @DomskiPlays Před rokem +76

      Isn't that what they're supposed to do?

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 Před rokem +203

      Videogame bug: Atomic Gandhi
      IRL India: Well, you know...

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw Před rokem +36

      Every year the world edges a 1/1000 centimeter closer to nuclear war because India and Pakistan can’t share a piece of land! =D

    • @amitdangwal3041
      @amitdangwal3041 Před rokem +72

      @@BeaverChainsaw don't worry our problem u enjoy Radio Active Chicken Tikka Masala Muppet. 🤣😜🤣👍

  • @dhruvbhalodi77
    @dhruvbhalodi77 Před rokem +1891

    I am Indian and I approve this video! 😆

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +452

      This is the endorsement we need

    • @billmayor8567
      @billmayor8567 Před rokem +42

      Also the media is just as dramatic and violent...and the sound effects... well😂😂

    • @nityah6815
      @nityah6815 Před rokem +17

      me too! :D

    • @amitdangwal3041
      @amitdangwal3041 Před rokem +17

      @@foilarmsandhog he better endorse it otherwise we know how to play Snakes n Ladders 🤣😜🤣👍👍🙏

    • @TheCommonSenseForRegularPeople
      @TheCommonSenseForRegularPeople Před rokem +10

      The Parliament answer had me there! But now I can say it is very apt.

  • @183harsh
    @183harsh Před rokem +31

    I've been watching your stuff for the past 5 years from India, and I'm honestly glad how well done this series is. Even in other videos, you all have a much better understanding of India than almost every western CZcamsr out there.

  • @planetrsiddharthj
    @planetrsiddharthj Před rokem +5

    As an indian who lives in India..... that's it i have nothing more to add !!! The skit was also hilariously accurate 😂😂😂

  • @GamerInVoid
    @GamerInVoid Před rokem +1029

    Being from India, each and every answer is spot on and impossibly hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @SshivamKhopkar
      @SshivamKhopkar Před rokem +19

      Where do tourist spend most of the time in India?
      Toilet.
      Seriously? this is not spot on and not hilarious at all.

    • @just_a_curious_thinker
      @just_a_curious_thinker Před rokem +66

      @@SshivamKhopkar It is
      They basically want to say that Westerns are not used to Indian food. So whenever they eat spicy food, they keep on going to toilet continuously 😂

    • @RaoneG34
      @RaoneG34 Před rokem +4

      @@just_a_curious_thinker yeah 😂😂😂

    • @deepaksaxena2635
      @deepaksaxena2635 Před rokem

      @@just_a_curious_thinker or perhaps westerns are too constipated that indian food activates their gut

    • @AmitKumar-nq7wk
      @AmitKumar-nq7wk Před rokem +6

      @@SshivamKhopkar don't get offended karen

  • @trussme3210
    @trussme3210 Před rokem +666

    “When did Indian rule of Britain begin? This week!”
    Took me half a second to process that one! 😂

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey Před rokem +3

    These videos are absolutely brilliant, every single one of them.
    Considering your German one plus considering the comments on all the other videos from natives, they bridge the gap between stereotype everybody understands and painful truth perfectly.

  • @lokeshwaranvr
    @lokeshwaranvr Před rokem +1

    It is a fact that one require 160 nuclear warheads and inter-continental ballistic missiles for passive resistance.

  • @appalaabhattacharrya2630
    @appalaabhattacharrya2630 Před rokem +279

    Ah, finally it is here! This Indian has been asking for it for a while and approves of the message. I knew you guys would be able to do it tastefully and I am not disappointed. The snakes and ladders joke and the mountain of forms made me chuckle the most. The first because of the nostalgia, the second because of the horror.

  • @stephenfowlie742
    @stephenfowlie742 Před rokem +18

    01:27 Scotland: Punching above its weight for centuries.

    • @mchparity
      @mchparity Před rokem

      Punching down on the colonies for centuries, more like.
      Then turn around to perform self-rule referendum against 'the evil English '

  • @manishbhoola
    @manishbhoola Před rokem +1

    Chicken Tikka masala was invented in Scotland and whiskey to go with it was invented in Punjab .

  • @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat
    @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat Před rokem +141

    The Parliament statement was too real 💀💀

  • @simis4390
    @simis4390 Před rokem +98

    Looool the new UK’s PM joke is sooooo fresh. Good job for squeezing it in ❤

  • @VK_BeautifulLife
    @VK_BeautifulLife Před rokem

    As an Indian I can confirm every answer is spot on. The best one was when did Indian rule begin in Britain - this week -very clever, lol! For those who may not know, Britain's current Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is of Indian origin & is the son-in-law of India's self made business tycoon Narayana Murthy, Founder of IT giant Infosys.

  • @MythicEcho
    @MythicEcho Před rokem +1

    Indian Parliament, bravo, claps, whistles

  • @Simplicity4711
    @Simplicity4711 Před rokem +451

    After just recently applying for Indian business visa, I got the part with the documents at the the end. That was insane. They wanted to know things, not even I know, like the birth City of my parents and many more things... Now they know everything about me.

    • @maxrockatansky5657
      @maxrockatansky5657 Před rokem +59

      In India we Indians need documents of our grand parents too in some local bodies, lol.

    • @fortheloveofcats2462
      @fortheloveofcats2462 Před rokem +16

      ​@@maxrockatansky5657 where do you need that? I'm from India too, but never came across that.

    • @maxrockatansky5657
      @maxrockatansky5657 Před rokem +27

      @@fortheloveofcats2462 pan card bullshit

    • @icecupcake7007
      @icecupcake7007 Před rokem +4

      @@maxrockatansky5657 lol.. too accurate 😂

    • @aadeshchoudhary5842
      @aadeshchoudhary5842 Před rokem +16

      @@maxrockatansky5657 not only paternal grandparents maternal grand parents as well in some documents😂😂

  • @ravenhelm8
    @ravenhelm8 Před rokem +1285

    As an Indian I can confirm that this video is accurate

    • @alexartukov
      @alexartukov Před rokem +10

      Could you explain to me the joke, please?
      1:19
      name the disputed region between India and Pakistan
      1:22
      that causes riots and fatalities every year
      1:25
      The wicket

    • @sugatmachale
      @sugatmachale Před rokem +55

      @@alexartukov The answer should be 'Kashmir' as it is a conflicted area between the two nations, but the joke is regarding 'the wicket' in the game of Cricket which is highly popular in both India and Pakistan and causes much heated rivalry between fans on both sides. During an India v. Pakistan cricket game there are a lot instances of appeal to the Umpire for LBW (leg before wicket), slip catches and run-outs which all happen at the area of the pitch called the wicket(s).

    • @ravenhelm8
      @ravenhelm8 Před rokem +22

      @@alexartukov Sure!
      There is a fierce rivalry between India and Pakistan in terms of cricket, and due to political tensions and passion for the sport(its the most popular sport in both countries), the game is hyped up. So when they play against each other, the losing side can sometimes get violent. (See El Clasico as an analogy with football)
      So, the wicket is an area of the cricket ground, which is kind-of disputed. The actual answer in seriousness is Kashmir.

    • @rishitchithirala2977
      @rishitchithirala2977 Před rokem +4

      As an Indian I can confirm we have the same name xD

    • @nathalieb1626
      @nathalieb1626 Před rokem +3

      @@sugatmachale Thank you both! When I saw cricket when I googled it, I already gave up. 😉

  • @shahinsheikh4949
    @shahinsheikh4949 Před rokem +4

    01:00 That got me good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VivekJainM
    @VivekJainM Před rokem +1

    "Indian Parliament " Nailed it...

  • @dylanking6960
    @dylanking6960 Před rokem +223

    I'm honestly shocked you haven't done Polish immigration yet, but this one is class!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +96

      We'll get to it, I think we're waiting to announce a show there or something

    • @nathalieb1626
      @nathalieb1626 Před rokem +8

      @@foilarmsandhog Not that that made a difference for other countries you have been touring now. 😝

    • @stzawadzki
      @stzawadzki Před rokem +11

      I both want it and fear it, kurwa :)

    • @robertrobbmaciag3937
      @robertrobbmaciag3937 Před rokem +3

      @@foilarmsandhog are coming to Poland?!?!?!? aaaawesome :)

  • @rojprakash5161
    @rojprakash5161 Před rokem +55

    "What do tourists find when visiting India? Themselves." Took me a second before the belly laugh. Seriously, he should have just let you all in, no questions asked.

    • @siddharthatalukdar4227
      @siddharthatalukdar4227 Před rokem +1

      I didn't understand it, care to explain

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 Před rokem

      Most of india's tourist spots are very overcrowded and are specifically made to support as many tourist as possible and due to how lucrative tourism is most tourist spots are control by the upper strata therefore less indian locals more hired workers who can keep a presentable of india, which are often from the more poorer state of india or a outsource hire from pakistan, Bangladesh and Indo-China i.e your more likely to see a fellow tourist than a local of that state if not someone from india (Country).

    • @Medussa357
      @Medussa357 Před rokem

      @@lettuceman9439 not so sure about your claim

    • @bro_is_pro
      @bro_is_pro Před rokem

      @Spectra Violet I agree on this point 👍

    • @RajMGandhi
      @RajMGandhi Před rokem +7

      @@lettuceman9439
      Lol what!
      First time I heard of something like that...
      It's a direct joke of the midlife crisis foreigners who come to India and stay here for months to find spirituality.
      Think there was also some movie about this.

  • @denisralte6949
    @denisralte6949 Před 2 měsíci +1

    To the guy in orange hoodie : Are you by any chance a descendant of Laurel from Laurel and Hardy?

  • @mayasamsara
    @mayasamsara Před 11 měsíci +2

    Most people missed the 'crowned jewels' joke..

  • @AbhinavKulshreshtha
    @AbhinavKulshreshtha Před rokem +162

    I really laughed at snakes and ladders... Thanks guys for covering my country. Welcome to India, just a bit more paperwork.

    • @paulinag.2412
      @paulinag.2412 Před rokem

      I didn't get it, could you explain?

    • @rishiismyname
      @rishiismyname Před rokem +11

      @@paulinag.2412 India is (in)famous for paperwork. Especially any Government task. Be it applying for a license to application to get a job done etc. It's piles and piles of paperwork required in three sets of copies and attested by an officer followed by....aaaaaarrrrghhhh (You get the drift) Too much Red tape

    • @abhijeetkumar2204
      @abhijeetkumar2204 Před rokem +4

      @@rishiismyname It has changed now since 5-6 year. And you should update your ignorance

    • @RaoneG34
      @RaoneG34 Před rokem +1

      @@abhijeetkumar2204 soch raha hun government job chodkar private me chala jaun

    • @GoToMan
      @GoToMan Před rokem

      @@paulinag.2412 Red tapeism

  • @shyam411994
    @shyam411994 Před rokem +196

    As an Indian, I approve this video. Really hilarious guys 😂

    • @pelindoganay2863
      @pelindoganay2863 Před rokem

      what does the joke about the wicket mean?

    • @vamshik
      @vamshik Před rokem

      @@pelindoganay2863 in reference to cricket sport.

    • @kumarvivek1866
      @kumarvivek1866 Před rokem

      Now you will get the bread from the white person, left on the road.

    • @DivyaKumari-jk2ei
      @DivyaKumari-jk2ei Před rokem +5

      Nothing in video was accurate but it was definitely funny.......saying as an indian

    • @vamshik
      @vamshik Před rokem +2

      @@DivyaKumari-jk2ei stop defending everything. that is clearly meant for sarcasim.

  • @theleakingpot
    @theleakingpot Před rokem +3

    1:02 Is Epic if you get it 😂😂😂

  • @Spiritualhealingtarots
    @Spiritualhealingtarots Před rokem +2

    I have to say, this was really funny, not at all insulting as most of such videos on India usually are. You nailed it and the ending was perfect 🤣

  • @shriranjanisriraman381
    @shriranjanisriraman381 Před rokem +157

    As an Indian who lives in Ireland, I love this ❤

    • @pinklady7184
      @pinklady7184 Před rokem +16

      We Irish love your Indian foods, especially spicy dishes. We can't get enough of them

    • @shriranjanisriraman381
      @shriranjanisriraman381 Před rokem +6

      Thank you so much 😊

    • @RahulPatel_2
      @RahulPatel_2 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@pinklady7184u like chiken tikka masala😅😅
      I m vegetarian 🥺🥺

  • @dhruvkuchhal7692
    @dhruvkuchhal7692 Před rokem +1323

    "How are actors in Bollywood movies selected?"
    "The caste system"
    That one sent me, well done lads

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +7

      ...... pssst.... where'd you go?

    • @VardhanShrivastava
      @VardhanShrivastava Před rokem +57

      Cast system, that's the zoke

    • @phs125
      @phs125 Před rokem +8

      @@VardhanShrivastava almost missed it...

    • @rimadharne4940
      @rimadharne4940 Před rokem +101

      I didn't find this funny. Maybe "nepotism" would have been better?

    • @bookllama8158
      @bookllama8158 Před rokem +125

      @@rimadharne4940 It's a pun ... becausing of "casting".

  • @ibinraja7364
    @ibinraja7364 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I wanna appreciate the hardwork you have done for putting forward these sketches...
    The mountain of paperwork was the epic one...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GameProgrammer79
    @GameProgrammer79 Před 10 měsíci +2

    You were spot on about one of the worse bureaucracy in India 😅 dealing anything with government is a life experience 😅

  • @jokehill
    @jokehill Před rokem +79

    Your timing with this is class! I just received notice this morning that my Visa for India has been granted and now I can prepare for the immigration test😂

    • @Philosophy824
      @Philosophy824 Před rokem

      Trust me, Indian guys (even officers) are emotional by hearts. Just say them I really need this to be done. And I'm sure nobody wants to see a foreigner in distress or worry. Guests are special in india

  • @romywolfofficial
    @romywolfofficial Před rokem +55

    I love how these videos play on stereotypes/clichés without being actually offensive.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +2

      They're perfect!!!

    • @pootispencer9765
      @pootispencer9765 Před rokem +1

      Lost art nowadays, it's why these guys are so good

    • @rakeshgogoi5158
      @rakeshgogoi5158 Před rokem

      Western influenced or Hypocrites westerns nerd in the 🏠 😂😂😂
      Trust nd friendship with WEST nd NATO COUNTRIES nd Hypocrites whites 🥴🤮😂
      Check the Past history of India about 300years old....you will get the facts nd evidences.....
      Enmity with NATO countries/Hypocrites whites is bad, but friendship is more worst than that...🤣🤣🤣

    • @rakeshgogoi5158
      @rakeshgogoi5158 Před rokem

      @@SamFAHntha Western influenced or Hypocrites westerns nerd in the 🏠 😂😂😂
      Trust nd friendship with WEST nd NATO COUNTRIES nd Hypocrites whites 🥴🤮😂
      Check the Past history of India about 300years old....you will get the facts nd evidences.....
      Enmity with NATO countries/Hypocrites whites is bad, but friendship is more worst than that...🤣🤣🤣

  • @surajv1986
    @surajv1986 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Guys, you have a real sense of humor. I Enjoy your shows, especially the immigration playlist. Please do keep adding new videos like this.

  • @anootoshsarkar686
    @anootoshsarkar686 Před rokem +2

    😂😂 the Indian Parliament..how did you get that one correct?? 😂😂

  • @nishantpatil8407
    @nishantpatil8407 Před rokem +41

    And just when I was thinking there's no way Foil Arms and Hog would do an Indian Immigration video because you'd think it's too risky. But if anyone could really nail it, it's you guys. 101% accurate and 102% funny. The sh*tload of paperwork at the end was just Chef's kiss.
    It was visible that you guys were holding back a bit compared to the other videos where you guy'd go on full blast because you were trying to play as safe as possible, so I hope that this video gets as much acclaim as it deserves for you guys to be more comfortable next time
    You guys have a huge fanbase here in India and we really wish to see you perform in Mumbai, Delhi or Bengaluru one day! Much love and belated Happy Diwali to your entire team

  • @kleinesgespenst7481
    @kleinesgespenst7481 Před rokem +151

    Hilarious as always! One of your best, thank you for making us laugh.
    I saw you guys live for the first time this week. I knew it would be different from the sketches, but I was totally blown away by it - the amount of energy you bring to the stage is stunning! Good grief, you must be exhausted after the show. I hope you know just how exceptionally talented all three of you are.
    I dragged my sister along and I was not sure whether she would like it, but she was laughing her head off - after three miserable years, that came as such a relief, so thank you for that!
    Übrigens, wir waren schwer beeindruckt von deinem Deutsch, Arms! Plaudertasche und Plastiktüte … 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +32

      Ah danke, ich hatte Hilfe, aber ich spreche gern Deutsch, und ich werde diese Shauen vermissen!

    • @sarahlala6319
      @sarahlala6319 Před rokem +5

      I absolutely agree with you. I went to Munich with some friends to see the lads for the first time and it was the best thing ever. None of us had ever laughed this much at a comedy show!

    • @estarramanderley8172
      @estarramanderley8172 Před rokem +1

      It would have been my first time seeing FAH, too but my baby got sick.

    • @kleinesgespenst7481
      @kleinesgespenst7481 Před rokem

      @@estarramanderley8172 I'm sorry to hear that, I hope your baby is better now.

    • @_Miri_
      @_Miri_ Před rokem

      @@kleinesgespenst7481 ja, das hat der Arms wirklich gut gemacht, oder?!😊👜

  • @Elixir569
    @Elixir569 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Lol the Parliament 😂😂😂😂 that was unexpected

  • @russm9495
    @russm9495 Před rokem +2

    What should you do when you get into trouble in India?.....You Say - Do You Know Who I am??? Do you know who im related to???...and leave it there!.. its enough to say to let people get you off the hook!!

  • @rebeccacasey8496
    @rebeccacasey8496 Před rokem +304

    Always look forward to Thursday mornings, the week is so much easier knowing there’s a brilliantly funny sketch to look forward to every week. Makes the bad days so much easier 😊
    Great sketch as always lads! 😁

  • @newshefan
    @newshefan Před rokem +24

    The facial expressions at the anticipation of questions are absolutely amazing! Hog's change of expression at the board game name and Foil's little changes at the right moments really show how good they are at acting that it doesn't seem like acting anymore! And Paul's timing is as good as usual!
    How much research went into this? Every single question is right on! The one about 'themselves' really got deep for a moment

  • @ameerakhnatoon
    @ameerakhnatoon Před rokem

    “The lotus is the serious threat to India” well you guys said it

  • @pessy4858
    @pessy4858 Před rokem +2

    Actors in bollywood system selected by nepotism. *

  • @ximenaruiz2124
    @ximenaruiz2124 Před rokem +58

    So many clever and funny lines in this sketch 🤣. Amazing as always.
    I like it that Hog and Foil are wearing those colors, you think about the details 😀.
    Poor Arms, he's not in the sketch and Paul's Doomdah was awesome 👏

  • @muhammadshehreyarkhan1851
    @muhammadshehreyarkhan1851 Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:11 Wrong. It is Bollywood, Tollywood and Cricket.

  • @slaughterofelysium
    @slaughterofelysium Před rokem +269

    The tikka masala bit had me rolling, as a scot its always funny to hear one of my friends say they had Indian food at the weekend and when you ask them where they say "the takeaway down the road." It happens so much more often than you'd think
    Also that snyder Arms threw at Paul at the end there was gold-

    • @Dionaerys
      @Dionaerys Před rokem +38

      Were you expecting them to pop over to India for a curry?

    • @asdabir
      @asdabir Před rokem +5

      Tikka masala originated in the diaspora so Scotland is not inaccurate

    • @georgebishop4941
      @georgebishop4941 Před rokem +4

      @@asdabir It was originally conceived in Punjab Pakistan btw just got changed slightly and reinvented a few times. It was successfuly reintroduced in the UK by a Pakistani chef in Glasgow. It sure as hell is not Indian or Scottish for that matter.

    • @ishanbajpai6940
      @ishanbajpai6940 Před rokem +1

      It is not Scottish my guy. It's Indian.

    • @ishanbajpai6940
      @ishanbajpai6940 Před rokem +10

      @@georgebishop4941 when it was conceived there was no Pakistan and Punjab was completely inside British India and modern Punjab is divided between India and Pakistan today.

  • @cr7here
    @cr7here Před rokem

    These guys are lit. "160 Nuclear War Heads"..... Love from India.

  • @kazbah1217
    @kazbah1217 Před rokem +1

    So true lol anytime you wanna visit India its a mountain of paperwork 🤣

  • @lyrsglassblossom
    @lyrsglassblossom Před rokem +43

    Serious kudos to Paul for hitting that high note in tune while being assaulted by Arms!! :D
    And of course to you guys for producing yet another top notch sketch! Really helped alleviate some of my bad mood, cheers!

  • @AmoghA
    @AmoghA Před rokem +33

    You know as an Indian, I was just WAITING for this video to drop and had a lot of hopes about this one. You guys, as always, did a real good job (especially the Indian interrogator spoke like how most Indians speak)! Sharing with all my friends right now :-)

  • @sheilamitchell3872
    @sheilamitchell3872 Před rokem +1

    Love the worried, anxious faces of the applicants. All very funny!

  • @firstal3799
    @firstal3799 Před rokem

    These guys know more about India than most Indians. Give them citizenship

  • @Gemma.618
    @Gemma.618 Před rokem +20

    Fahntastic Statistic
    Since this week FAH has more than 200 million views on their CZcams channel, two years after reaching 100 million in October 2020. That means it took 12 years to reach the first hundred million and only two years to reach the second!
    Also, love the outro! 😍

  • @eugenielegrand8590
    @eugenielegrand8590 Před rokem +20

    It was brilliant seeing the show in Berlin, and you must have been exhausted with the sheer amount of people that came to the meet and greet !!! It was wonderful to get to talk to you. And I am impressed how you manage to still make a video every week even in the middle of tours this one was really funny! The paperwork at the end aha! Thanks a lot for all the laughs in the past couple of years lads!!!

  • @mcurious2866
    @mcurious2866 Před rokem +2

    (you forgot this one )Question:Why youtubers are so interested in india on social media?
    Answer:because india has least user.

  • @eleethtahgra7182
    @eleethtahgra7182 Před rokem +1

    2:38 now add some rain n some dancing

  • @sunnylilacs
    @sunnylilacs Před rokem +11

    Ah, Indian immigration. I visited this year for the first time to attend my friend's wedding and got deported immediately upon arrival. Everyone was really kind and helpful, there was just a glitch with my visa that I hadn't realized, so legally I couldn't enter. I got to spend a few days in Dubai while working it out, and then had a really lovely time with my friend and her relatives at the wedding events. All around a wonderful experience, even the initial bit 😆

  • @_Miri_
    @_Miri_ Před rokem +39

    In preparation for this one, I just watched the whole immigration playlist (I said it before: I’m the biggest fan of your CZcams playlists ;)). It’s even funnier to hear you showing off all of your accents one after another, Arms. 😁
    Paul did a great job, but to be honest it also broke my heart a tiny bit to see the first immigration sketch without you in it 💔 Loved the ending though 😂😂

  • @dragskcinnay3184
    @dragskcinnay3184 Před rokem +1

    The part at the end of the Italian immigration service video where you give a bill to the agent really should have been in this video, if I believe what I've heard of corruption in India

  • @roh_1111
    @roh_1111 Před rokem +1

    indians authorities love paper work & photocopies.

  • @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh
    @ImranKhan-Noonien-Singh Před rokem +63

    'When did Indian rule begin in Britain?' that line alone nearly bust my guts laughing.

  • @kenlandon6130
    @kenlandon6130 Před rokem +6

    0:21 LOL. Didn't understand that one until I saw the date it was posted!

  • @leopardusmaximus8706
    @leopardusmaximus8706 Před rokem +1

    Don't make an outsourcing joke, don't make an outsourcing joke, don't...

  • @supergirl1386
    @supergirl1386 Před rokem

    i got an Indian Tourist visa in 2017 (my ex eas from India) , valid for 3 visits i think.. and i got it online through their website, went to India and Indian airport immigration officers are the friendliest for me..

  • @Simonaliston
    @Simonaliston Před rokem +12

    0:49 precise😂😂 up to the point. Parliament is better than certain Bollywood movies now-a-days

  • @vivekamar99
    @vivekamar99 Před rokem +104

    What do foreign tourists find in India?
    Ans: Themselves
    Very deep!
    Thanks for doing one on Indian immigration. I remember asking you guys. I hope this was specifically in response to my request 😁

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Před rokem +27

      You and a few others for sure

    • @sukritigupta5968
      @sukritigupta5968 Před rokem +4

      I too had asked I comments of Italian immigration video. Thank you 🙏🏻 it’s on point and funny 😄 you have great cultural knowledge and art of putting that into sarcasm 😂

    • @biswajitjana2557
      @biswajitjana2557 Před rokem

      Like Aleczender don't go back in Mesidonia😂😂😂

    • @MyYouTubeHandle919
      @MyYouTubeHandle919 Před rokem

      @@foilarmsandhog ah man ! You made the lovely Vivek feel so not so special !

  • @gv_108
    @gv_108 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Why is the immigration official wearing a construction worker vest? 😂 He is missing a hard hat

  • @satyakiray8588
    @satyakiray8588 Před rokem

    The paperwork at the end is the cherry on top. This was hilarious

  • @radhaor
    @radhaor Před rokem +15

    Was waiting for this. Just back from India. So glad you got the Indian rule in UK one in..the irony was on my mind all week. Well done!

  • @surajpanditexe
    @surajpanditexe Před rokem +3

    It would have been more hilarious if they just take out 1000 rs and the paperwork vanishes 😅😅

  • @kumarn992
    @kumarn992 Před 3 měsíci

    “Snake and ladder” just killed me.🤣🤣

  • @freeindeed7
    @freeindeed7 Před rokem +13

    Great to see Paul back again! Great singing from him in the outro, loved the Doomdah! (Of course, Arms, you're irreplaceable)

  • @SandraOnCloud9
    @SandraOnCloud9 Před rokem +46

    So funny and perfect timing for this one! I love the paperwork mountain!!!Beautiful singing in the end and it‘s lovely to see Paul again! Don‘t worry Arms…you‘ll be in our hearts forever!💙

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +4

      HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, EXCUSE ME 😂😂😂

    • @SandraOnCloud9
      @SandraOnCloud9 Před rokem +4

      @@SamFAHntha Just wanted to make sure!!!😂

  • @TathaC
    @TathaC Před rokem

    The Lotus pose was bang on..😂 also 160 nuclear warheads…

  • @adriand2895
    @adriand2895 Před rokem

    The best thing is that the guy interviewing always has the country's accent, of the country you want to immigrate 😂

  • @katharinaeveliina
    @katharinaeveliina Před rokem +9

    Die Kinderlieder in den verschiedenen Sprachen bei der Tour (Niederländisch und jetzt Deutsch)... da steckt sicher sehr viel Arbeit drin. Vielen Dank dafür, Arms!!! :)

  • @magnushultgrenhtc
    @magnushultgrenhtc Před rokem +10

    This could have been so offensive. Very funny!
    And having applied for an Indian business visa just last week, I can confirm the paperwork. Even the short one online takes literally hours to complete, if you count the crying.

  • @JJS_11
    @JJS_11 Před rokem +1

    Jokes aside . If you need to visit Europe for holiday apply a year early and get ready for getting "randomly" searched and questioned for potential bomb threat.

  • @Assmodean
    @Assmodean Před rokem +10

    "The Cast system" physically hurt me and I am still chuckling like an idiot

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem

      Yay!... Yay?...
      Feel better soon! 😂😂😂

    • @PranavKarve81
      @PranavKarve81 Před rokem

      Yeah the jokes that were Chosen by them were pretty good weren't they

  • @Locomaid
    @Locomaid Před rokem +5

    Love this. Was at Columbiahalle in Berlin on Sunday. You guys did not disappoint! The highlight of 2022 for me (and 2021, and 2020…). Thanks so much, you are all awesome!!!

  • @chuckng2144
    @chuckng2144 Před rokem +1

    Those forms have to be filled out in triplicates and notarised.

  • @newshefan
    @newshefan Před rokem +7

    The facial expressions are absolutely amazing! Hog's change of expression at the board game name and Foil's little changes at the right moments really show how good they are at acting that it doesn't seem like acting anymore! And Paul's timing is as good as usual!

  • @IntensivePorpoise
    @IntensivePorpoise Před rokem +19

    Wonder if this'll be the one where people (en masse) notice how deliberate Foil and Hog are with their outfits when they travel. They've not been particularly subtle about it this time!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Před rokem +2

      You are 100% correct haha

    • @IntensivePorpoise
      @IntensivePorpoise Před rokem +6

      @@SamFAHntha the ones where they've picked fashion styles can be quite subtle, but this one is pretty in your face! (French is the other one that comes to mind as very unsubtle - especially with the thumbnail to drive it home.)
      It's such a minor point, I know, but it's the little gag I look forward to with every immigration sketch. It makes me laugh every time.