Velma Being Cringe for 5 Minutes Episode 4

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  • čas přidán 21. 01. 2023
  • #velma #fred #hbomax #mindykaling #cringe #scoobydoo #shaggy #daphne
    It just keeps getting worse.
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  • @WiredAnomaly
    @WiredAnomaly  Před rokem +1526

    *Again I apologize if you clicked on this video, and even more so if you watched it to the end*

    • @JesseMeza07
      @JesseMeza07 Před rokem +41

      I want my ad revenue back.

    • @jazzyqueen4980
      @jazzyqueen4980 Před rokem +36

      Don't be. This way I can give it its deserved criticism without supporting it

    • @SavantPete
      @SavantPete Před rokem +11

      Where is the "Hey she's only 15" part from? That looks like a good movie.

    • @WiredAnomaly
      @WiredAnomaly  Před rokem +17

      @@SavantPete Mallrats

    • @SavantPete
      @SavantPete Před rokem +10

      @@WiredAnomaly Thanks, your green lantern ring will be coming soon. Because to be able to watch Velma means you have great willpower.

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 Před rokem +5356

    Velma is literally the worst protagonist I have ever seen.

    • @black-redpill3
      @black-redpill3 Před rokem +179

      Its like every time that is said, they take it as a challenge to make an even worse protagonist.

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Před rokem

      cope. she's not worse than Stan Smith, Rick Sanchez, or Peter Griffin.
      White guys be crazy lmfao.

    • @theflyingdropbear2009
      @theflyingdropbear2009 Před rokem +75

      a Studio somewhere else: Challenge accepted!

    • @Zephyr-eg3mr
      @Zephyr-eg3mr Před rokem +71

      Just right above marinette from mlb

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc Před rokem +39

      Mindy is. Mindy...

  • @Wintergirl9692
    @Wintergirl9692 Před rokem +4401

    I can’t get over the fact that they made everyone in the gang like Velma romantically. It’s not bout romance! It’s about friendship.

  • @Guesnty
    @Guesnty Před rokem +4311

    why does literally every girl except for the main characters have basically the same voice in that school

    • @caffeinatedpossum
      @caffeinatedpossum Před rokem +213

      Budget cuts lmao

    • @Bubblysyrup
      @Bubblysyrup Před rokem +224

      Probably because many of people have better things to do than doing voice acting for this 💀

    • @SpecterSensorial
      @SpecterSensorial Před rokem +81

      Cause nobody wanted to work in that bullshit of a serie.

    • @cynicalperson161
      @cynicalperson161 Před rokem +70

      They're basically saying all girls are the same. Such a great feminist show lmao

    • @flynnferal5878
      @flynnferal5878 Před rokem +12

      only the MC gets to be special

  • @krishnajohri8284
    @krishnajohri8284 Před rokem +492

    She is literally the personification of “i’M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs”

    • @jambon2730
      @jambon2730 Před rokem +2

      "I'M FAT SMART AND UGLY, NOT A THOT. LOOK HOW QUIRKY I AM !"

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Před rokem +33

      I like the character of velma normally,but this version which is basically mindy I can't stand.That says a lot. She must be insufferable irl.

    • @Itsmerveille125
      @Itsmerveille125 Před rokem +4

      Fr

    • @tromboner6061
      @tromboner6061 Před rokem +7

      the "Im not like other girls" girl isnt this toxic and feminist. She is simply a wannabe nice pleasant girl unlike velma

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 Před rokem +3032

    The person who made this show really needs therapy, you can taste the hate they're emanating from this show

    • @austinmorrison6953
      @austinmorrison6953 Před rokem +230

      Mindy Khaling clearly has issues

    • @ZirahPastel
      @ZirahPastel Před rokem +119

      I'm actually surprised Mindy Kaling is a writer in the office

    • @JoeKickass324
      @JoeKickass324 Před rokem

      Hating all hot girl, saying they are lesser morally for being attractive. Something against white males. Its so bad

    • @joshgamingvlogs5203
      @joshgamingvlogs5203 Před rokem +24

      @@ZirahPastel the later trash seasons she is at the start she wasn’t

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před rokem +63

      Not to mention narcissism. Doesn't everyone want her character? She's like an SJW Mary Sue XD

  • @frogglen6350
    @frogglen6350 Před rokem +1894

    Why is this show so mean and passive aggressive?

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 Před rokem +265

      Because unfunny, unloved comedy writers think that's the ticket to comedy.

    • @TheGreySage0
      @TheGreySage0 Před rokem +77

      Passive?Very Active 😂

    • @tatarchan5212
      @tatarchan5212 Před rokem +109

      The writer is hostile, angry and spiteful person who need several years of therapy but refused to go to therapist and making the show to show what kind of person they really are.

    • @startheangel9760
      @startheangel9760 Před rokem +29

      It's a 3rd wave feminist idea of comedy

    • @galh29
      @galh29 Před rokem +3

      Simple: Velma

  • @just_a_dude75
    @just_a_dude75 Před rokem +1677

    Based off of this, shaggy seems to be the only tolerable character

    • @thehappiestchaos
      @thehappiestchaos Před rokem +302

      Tbh, his whole personality is based off being a simp stoner 😭

    • @deadbeatnetwork9792
      @deadbeatnetwork9792 Před rokem +273

      @@thehappiestchaos Nah, not even that stoner-trait was preserved from his original personality. He’s just a simp that for the most part is kinda just a normal dude. Nothing more than that really.

    • @kitthekat04
      @kitthekat04 Před rokem +89

      He was fine in the first two episodes. Not good but not bad.

    • @deadbeatnetwork9792
      @deadbeatnetwork9792 Před rokem +72

      @@kitthekat04 Mhm, a pretty normal dude compared to… the rest of the cast.

    • @dominicscreativefilms
      @dominicscreativefilms Před rokem +111

      If he was in any other show, he'd be kinda annoying, but everyone else here is so insufferable, he's kinda just better by comparison.

  • @-CloClo-
    @-CloClo- Před rokem +1068

    This show is giving me "I am not Starfire" flashbacks.

    • @hadriasholyspear.4004
      @hadriasholyspear.4004 Před rokem +148

      Holy shit you nailed it. This is exactly like it.

    • @sfx.1355
      @sfx.1355 Před rokem +112

      Fuck you’re absolutely right. Forgot about that absolute dumpster fire

    • @arachnoman7421
      @arachnoman7421 Před rokem +131

      "I am not Velma" lol

    • @redram6080
      @redram6080 Před rokem +83

      @@arachnoman7421 That should have been the name of the show. It would have been alot more honest and accurate

    • @arachnoman7421
      @arachnoman7421 Před rokem +55

      @@redram6080 Yeah, It just Mindy Kaling pretending be someone else

  • @MIKasKiHy
    @MIKasKiHy Před rokem +1104

    "Are you having a baby or did society tell you to have a baby?" Why, just... Why?

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 Před rokem

      Because Mankind knew they cannot change society. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Beasts

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +133

      I think she decided to have a baby on her own, something Velma Dinkley will never have at this rate!

    • @yourlocalsnakewithahat1639
      @yourlocalsnakewithahat1639 Před rokem +47

      I mean if you wanna eliminate yourself from the gene pool, that's fine by me and pretty much everyone-

    • @fernandodecarlosmalcher7977
      @fernandodecarlosmalcher7977 Před rokem +93

      I almost punched my table when I heard that like... what the hell are this writters smoking? do they have this mental image that every woman that has a baby just does it out of social pressure, even if they're not trying to give a message, that's just an obnoxious line

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před rokem +103

      "I support a woman's right to choose."
      "I'm having a baby."
      "Are you having a baby or did society tell you to have a baby?"

  • @marsh1270
    @marsh1270 Před rokem +1019

    WHY ARE PEOPLE IN THIS SHOW SO OBSESSED WITH COLOR ?!

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +194

      IKR! Isn’t THAT racist?!

    • @KoenDraws
      @KoenDraws Před rokem +1

      @@kieranstark7213 Racism against white people isn't even a thing 💀

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +63

      @@KoenDraws But racism towards people of colour is and we must put an end to it and this show!

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 Před rokem +1

      @@kieranstark7213 racism towards ALL people is diabolical.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před rokem

      Because white people are born evi - I mean privileged!

  • @MrMalaia
    @MrMalaia Před rokem +1873

    The fact there’s enough “cringe” material in this one single episode to make a 5 min video is shocking lol

    • @yuh2237
      @yuh2237 Před rokem +72

      Not really. Every second of every episode could be put into this video

    • @MrMalaia
      @MrMalaia Před rokem +42

      @@yuh2237 that’s my point. Like the entire show is cringe

    • @giorgialadashvili4771
      @giorgialadashvili4771 Před rokem +14

      Wait, this is from a SINGLE episode? JFC.

    • @comfortme
      @comfortme Před rokem +5

      that’s ONE episode? jesus christ

    • @comfortme
      @comfortme Před rokem +4

      @@giorgialadashvili4771 lmao you n me were thinking the same shit

  • @ericregis3912
    @ericregis3912 Před rokem +1591

    Velma's personality is like if Homelander didn't have charisma and had to use words instead of killing people, but she also hides behind being a minority on top of thinking that she is better than the others. And it gets worse with the show pretending that she is a good guy

    • @waosmp4
      @waosmp4 Před rokem +51

      Basically daria but worse

    • @theshipper5797
      @theshipper5797 Před rokem +95

      Difference is Homelander is actually interesting to watch and makes me want to watch his show. Velma here though? There is NOTHING good about her.

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 Před rokem +67

      Difference is
      Homelander is an actually entertaining antagonist from a well written show
      Velm is the annoying, preachy and obnoxious protagonist of an utter dumpsters fire of a show

    • @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78
      @Hehehehhehehehehehehehhe78 Před rokem +17

      @francisco maineri Daria isn't a bitch tho. Daria is actually likeable.

    • @ericregis3912
      @ericregis3912 Před rokem +7

      @@theshipper5797 That's why I said that its like if Homelander didn't have charisma

  • @quicheramene1860
    @quicheramene1860 Před rokem +803

    Velma: it hard to believe but I was never popular
    Me: I wonder why.....

    • @ladiekiler16
      @ladiekiler16 Před rokem +56

      It's not hard to believe, Velma.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +19

      While there is a possibility that it’s because she’s Indian and female (which are stupid reasons because they are racist and sexist), it’s not mainly about that.
      It has more to do with her self-inflated personality than anything else. Man, HBO/Warner Bros. is overrated (not up to Viacom/Nickelodeon/ Paramount standards, but still hit or miss, Velma being one of HBO’s biggest misses alongside Game of Thrones (mainly seasons 6-8), Velma, Leaving Neverland (aka “anti-MJ propaganda”) and yes, they even made Sesame Street a shell of its former self by making it all the more kiddie than very respectable like its first 45 years)

    • @haeymzmdlcccc
      @haeymzmdlcccc Před rokem

      @@kieranstark7213 She's Indian

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +2

      Thanks. Sorry, I got confused because I refuse to watch all of this.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +5

      Velma's writers: "What's a personality?"

  • @6odious67
    @6odious67 Před rokem +703

    i thought they were trying to figure out who murdered that one girl or has that even happened???

    • @danielmorales6285
      @danielmorales6285 Před rokem +117

      They thought Fred was the killer and had him arrested though 2 more girls were found dead and they’re still are investigating I feel like the big twist of the show is the killer is Velmas mom or daphnnes real parents

    • @6odious67
      @6odious67 Před rokem +16

      @@danielmorales6285 ahh okay i haven't watched it so i assumed they just forgot about it lol

    • @steampunkshudder15
      @steampunkshudder15 Před rokem +16

      @@danielmorales6285 you watched it?????? what the

    • @JarankuUculNyemplungSegara
      @JarankuUculNyemplungSegara Před rokem +15

      @@6odious67 Dude, tell me you're pirating it

    • @whattodowithlife._.5722
      @whattodowithlife._.5722 Před rokem +14

      @@danielmorales6285If a girl got killed while Fred was in prison, doesn’t that make Velma the main suspect again???? this makes no sense

  • @mainstreetsaint36
    @mainstreetsaint36 Před rokem +549

    While I hate this show, Fred saying "Not in front of my gang" was low-key funny.

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch Před rokem +73

      yeah, but in the previous episode he said "no one watches me pee quite like mother"
      which all I can say to that is 💀💀

    • @atomicviking2497
      @atomicviking2497 Před rokem +76

      Fred is the only character that has actually been funny and somewhat likable. When he said, "prison is cool and all, but no one watches me pee quite like my mom," I actually laughed.
      The thing is, the only character anyone likes and can relate to is the one character Mindy Kaling wants you to hate. Fred's the most human of all the characters. He might actually develop a character arch.
      It's ironic, but at this point, Fred would make a better protagonist than Velma.

    • @soulofexistence
      @soulofexistence Před rokem +9

      I thought the same thing, how would it feel to the writer to know that the one white guy in the show is the one funny guy on the show as well lol

    • @eke4451
      @eke4451 Před rokem +6

      rioght bro and like at 1:07 i kinda chuckled

    • @fireblizard8366
      @fireblizard8366 Před rokem +3

      Fine, one good one for every 20 bad ones.

  • @ChrofonicPlague
    @ChrofonicPlague Před rokem +202

    I refuse to believe this is in the scooby doo universe in a way

    • @lefttoe3937
      @lefttoe3937 Před rokem +34

      lets say that the characters in this show are just insane cosplayers

    • @Anthonybchannel
      @Anthonybchannel Před rokem +14

      Its not. Its from a alternate dimension

    • @dml27
      @dml27 Před rokem +9

      Cringe universe

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Před rokem +3

      @@lefttoe3937 I agree. This makes Fairly Odder look like “Cast Away” in comparison. And that’s not even a show.

  • @jackspedicy
    @jackspedicy Před rokem +704

    So this Fred ignores you’re ass and then when he sees you and finally gives you a chance, you say no? Make it make sense

    • @Phoenix-pm2qr
      @Phoenix-pm2qr Před rokem +164

      And Velma was CONFIRMED a lesbian in the trailer - not BI, but attracted to Fred. This show is all over the place

    • @devanloa
      @devanloa Před rokem +19

      @@Phoenix-pm2qr called confused
      Some lesbians are confused if they bi or no

    • @itsjayh
      @itsjayh Před rokem +12

      @@devanloa she had a crush on fred

    • @devanloa
      @devanloa Před rokem +8

      @@itsjayh alot of lesbians has a crushed with a man before
      But soon they kiss a girl or kiss a big they find out they didn't like it
      Doesn't mean they aren't lesbian

    • @itsjayh
      @itsjayh Před rokem +28

      @@devanloa why are u 100% saying shes lesbian and not bi
      She can still be bi

  • @paulblart7378
    @paulblart7378 Před rokem +301

    I’m laughing at this, not because the show is funny, but because you can make a cringe compilation out of every single clip that’s intended to be a joke. Someone took away Shaggy’s weed and gave it to this show’s producers.

    • @Nostal101
      @Nostal101 Před rokem +10

      Elite comment moment

    • @galh29
      @galh29 Před rokem +15

      You got it wrong, the producers used WAY worse drugs to make this.

  • @kitthekat04
    @kitthekat04 Před rokem +308

    I feel bad for Velma’s stepmom tbh 💀

  • @dominicscreativefilms
    @dominicscreativefilms Před rokem +260

    1:57 that charlie brown edit was genius. Velma goes on so many rants sometimes my brain literally does this to her dialogue. Probably a defense mechanism to protect me from dying from too much cringe.

  • @Goomba1309
    @Goomba1309 Před rokem +483

    Velma has already gotten to episode 4.
    Let me repeat: *Velma has already gotten to episode 4.*
    Let THAT sink in.

    • @MadeMeExist
      @MadeMeExist Před rokem +56

      *_Season 2 has already been confirmed_*

    • @fritzier5475
      @fritzier5475 Před rokem +22

      @@MadeMeExist tell me youre joking

    • @HeroTheHedgehog999
      @HeroTheHedgehog999 Před rokem +19

      @@fritzier5475 It’s no joke man…. we’re not safe!

    • @fritzier5475
      @fritzier5475 Před rokem +1

      @@HeroTheHedgehog999 im gonna invest in some ropes

    • @NeonAnt
      @NeonAnt Před rokem +13

      And this Thursday, it will be up to six.
      And yes, season two was confirmed, before the show even aired.

  • @spence8507
    @spence8507 Před rokem +629

    2:48 This made me laugh, but this also summarizes Velma's character in this show perfectly.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +17

      One of the biggest problems with the show: Velma doesn't know how to stare at herself in the mirror (beyond her physical appearance) and see that she's an absolute bitch to everyone over the most minor and trivial shit, and that everyone's negative attitude towards her is purely due to her own negative attitude towards them amidst first impressions and onwards.

  • @katysikkema
    @katysikkema Před rokem +303

    It’s not hard to believe V*lma was never popular 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @ei4163
      @ei4163 Před rokem +56

      you did not censor-😭

    • @number1MurdocSimp
      @number1MurdocSimp Před rokem +69

      This V3lm@ is triggering, thank you for censoring 😭💀

    • @justindixon1586
      @justindixon1586 Před rokem +29

      I know right? Why can’t the students see being a hypocritical sexist that passive aggressively attacks everything without reason is what makes her so cool and worthy of respect

    • @Annie-wy5mc
      @Annie-wy5mc Před rokem +17

      I feel bad for scooby doo Velma she didn't deserve this

  • @chemicalime
    @chemicalime Před rokem +309

    velma wants to be daria so bad but every word she says she tries to be overly woke and is cringe

    • @persephoenix
      @persephoenix Před rokem +43

      Except somehow she’s being the opposite of woke because she’s making stereotype jokes every five seconds

    • @eke4451
      @eke4451 Před rokem +24

      don’t disrespect daria like that again, what you just said should be a criminal offense and require 16 years jail time

    • @loser4274
      @loser4274 Před rokem +9

      daria i can tolerate, but v*lma, absolutely not-

    • @youwantfood9586
      @youwantfood9586 Před rokem +1

      Whos daria?

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Před rokem +6

      @@youwantfood9586 YOU DONT KNOW THE LEGEND FROM BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD CREATED BY MATT JUDGE IN 1997 NAMED DARIA?? HOW OLD ARE YOU??

  • @hellgates_javed6451
    @hellgates_javed6451 Před rokem +88

    Me entering a competition for the worst protagonist: 😈
    My opponent is Velma: 😦

  • @FuFuAirline
    @FuFuAirline Před rokem +142

    These voice actors are actually really talented. It's sad to see their potential wasted on a show like this. Best of luck to them.

  • @Zephyr-eg3mr
    @Zephyr-eg3mr Před rokem +81

    0:02 girl sounds like a overused girl bully on a Disney channel show that explains her life story 💀

  • @esd3765
    @esd3765 Před rokem +61

    You mean they made the whole mystery gang fall in love with her?? Dang I'm glad Scooby didn't make it in then

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +1

      I'm totally willing to believe this version of Velma is a zoophile... mixed in with animal torture.

    • @elderjose9662
      @elderjose9662 Před 2 měsíci

      oh no don't make me remeber that scooby doo dilema sh't!

  • @howardcooper9916
    @howardcooper9916 Před rokem +39

    Velma was always so sweet in the original portrayal of the character, this show had all in it's favor, a decent budget, decent animation,iconic characters that everyone loves and a chance to actually make a spin off that hasn't been done before.
    And they still failed miserably.

  • @cynicalperson161
    @cynicalperson161 Před rokem +65

    It's funny that @1:36 Velma pointed out that Kimmy is "sweet" and couldn't possibly be considered hot. She's just as shallow as Fred or the countless other men she keeps calling out on this show 🙄

    • @nicolpineda8632
      @nicolpineda8632 Před rokem +5

      Well Fred has a nice eye for girls then.

    • @gooblymcfarts
      @gooblymcfarts Před rokem

      @@nicolpineda8632 he said it's because she has big boobs though

    • @nicolpineda8632
      @nicolpineda8632 Před rokem +2

      @@gooblymcfarts still is a good aye. Better than Velma.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +1

      @@nicolpineda8632 Considering he's trying to date Velma now? No.

  • @bestianegra3725
    @bestianegra3725 Před rokem +144

    Having Daphne and velma date wasn't enough, they just had to add Fred into it😭💀

    • @itshyeonjindae
      @itshyeonjindae Před rokem +14

      and Norville who has a crush on her

    • @bestianegra3725
      @bestianegra3725 Před rokem +19

      @@itshyeonjindae It's a twisted version of the original, it's always been Fred and Daphne then Velma is the third wheel. But this is a whole love square

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +1

      @@bestianegra3725 And it doesn't work at all.

    • @bestianegra3725
      @bestianegra3725 Před rokem +1

      @@Ohflipsnap Frl

    • @elderjose9662
      @elderjose9662 Před 2 měsíci

      and shaggy either

  • @elrodrigo6188
    @elrodrigo6188 Před rokem +108

    I am proud to say that I have never hate-watched this show. Look at what they did to my girl.

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta Před rokem

      I mean you have now, we both have 🤢🤮
      And I can't believe how terrible this is, holy fucking garbage-hell
      This show is the equivalent to the garbage area in Idiocracy

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +4

      Look what they did to my boy, Fred.

    • @jazzyqueen4980
      @jazzyqueen4980 Před rokem +5

      I have, but second-hand, so technically I'm not supporting this dumpster fire

    • @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270
      @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 Před rokem +1

      Look what they did to Scoo- Oh right.. He was only once MENTIONED

  • @leonardofazbear1258
    @leonardofazbear1258 Před rokem +83

    This feels like I'm watching the 2016 version of The Power Puff Girls again but with a different IP

    • @howardyates4848
      @howardyates4848 Před rokem +15

      I don't like that comparison because this show keeps sexualing 15 year olds.
      And its still an accurate comparison.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Před rokem +2

      *me rethinking that comment I made in the cuties video*

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +2

      @@howardyates4848 Weren't the girls in PPG2016 also sexualized despite being minors? Or am I remembering that wrong? I never had the misfortune of watching an episode, but every now and then I'd hear complaints about it.

    • @howardyates4848
      @howardyates4848 Před rokem +3

      @@Ohflipsnap one of the writers shipped himself with Blossom so I guess they were sexualized :/

    • @nightmarenight3443
      @nightmarenight3443 Před rokem +4

      @@howardyates4848 not to mention if i recall at one point the girls were twerking with a panda too

  • @azazelgrigori9244
    @azazelgrigori9244 Před rokem +77

    Actually if I recall, the Trojan war started because three chicks (Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite) were fighting over a golden apple and asked a Paris of Troy to decide who gets it. Each tried to bribe him with something different. And even all of that happened because Eris got offended because she wasn’t invited to a party. So, she decided to punish the popular goddesses by turning them against each other. Actually she and this version of Velma would get along pretty well.

    • @okyx3985
      @okyx3985 Před rokem +1

      I think she is referring to Helena, but you're right

    • @azazelgrigori9244
      @azazelgrigori9244 Před rokem +5

      @@okyx3985 Then that would be considered Victim Blaming.
      Also, to further my point, I admit that Paris was the one who kidnapped her, but it was because of Aphrodite promising her to him, all for an apple enchanted by Eris.

    • @flowersandcheesecake1710
      @flowersandcheesecake1710 Před rokem +2

      As I see it the Trojan War happened because Aphrodite decided to be an absolute dumb*ss and to a lesser extent Paris for not asking question

    • @imthebossmermaid3648
      @imthebossmermaid3648 Před rokem

      Tbf the apple did say “to the fairest” on it and Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all started fighting over who was the fairest among them.

  • @justindixon1586
    @justindixon1586 Před rokem +61

    Don’t forget her yelling she’s hallucinating as she hallucinates every time like the audience can’t see

  • @StormingWest
    @StormingWest Před rokem +85

    I'm still waiting for the real Scooby Doo to stand up.

  • @connorludwig8472
    @connorludwig8472 Před rokem +44

    4:07 That came out of Nowhere

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 Před rokem +53

    I hope that Scooby does pop up, but he's a viciously rabid great dane that rips Velma's throat out.

  • @lowkey-making-stuff
    @lowkey-making-stuff Před rokem +59

    The "can I accidentally taze her" joke is the only good joke in this series, I didn't laugh but at least I didn't start rolling my eyes and started groaning loudly

    • @napstablook8007
      @napstablook8007 Před rokem +2

      It was “DID I accidentally taze her” but I totally get your point.

    • @moaz6164
      @moaz6164 Před rokem +1

      It would've been actually funny if it was " can i"

  • @Jockey107
    @Jockey107 Před rokem +62

    4:33
    I now don't know which is worse... She-Hulk twerking, or Velma... :(

    • @dvarrio8680
      @dvarrio8680 Před rokem +8

      Velma, she looks like Meg Griffin.

    • @DisplayThisOkay
      @DisplayThisOkay Před rokem +9

      The Powerpuff Girls twerking is still worse but 2nd and 3rd place aint good either.

    • @TrashyPeachy_
      @TrashyPeachy_ Před rokem +13

      @@dvarrio8680 expect meg is 10x better

    • @hiramlora5955
      @hiramlora5955 Před rokem +6

      @@TrashyPeachy_ Fr, Meg OP 😩

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +2

      The only good thing about this show's Velma is that she quickly caught on that twerking is not her thing.

  • @nicknackpaddywacks
    @nicknackpaddywacks Před rokem +17

    Velma is that 2014 Wattpad self insert protagonist who nobody around her likes, but at the same time, everybody around her likes

  • @loretoriffo2177
    @loretoriffo2177 Před rokem +66

    So everybody is in love with... Velma?

    • @someguyontheinternet2399
      @someguyontheinternet2399 Před rokem +16

      Mary Sue powers ACTIVATE

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 Před rokem +11

      To this point Velma is worse than an average gacha life story

    • @moonamoonz
      @moonamoonz Před rokem +2

      Cmon, is not like basic weird males on animes dont get a full harem of girls too.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +1

      @@moonamoonz Those anime shows are cringe for that, and it doesn't help with Velma's case either!

    • @wamuwuuwu5097
      @wamuwuuwu5097 Před rokem

      ​@@moonamoonz Trying to use harem anime as an argument aint valid or do you want to tell me that One piece, Naruto, Pokemon, Death note, Tokyo Revengers and such are all Harem? 💀
      If you never watched anime, do me a favor and stfu

  • @taiall
    @taiall Před rokem +86

    I love how people hate this show, but still talk about it and mock it instead of ignoring it

  • @kinaa6426
    @kinaa6426 Před rokem +31

    I do feel bad for her stepmom in that scene in 3:05 , she looks so uncomfortable. I don't think people respond like that to a pregnant woman who is about to give birth (unplanned, obviously) in public.(?) and I hope there aren't people like that.

  • @daisanity6457
    @daisanity6457 Před rokem +30

    0:12 This makes me so mad, cause bruh, SHE LITERALLY HAD A POINT, since it's creepy for middle aged people to make a list on the hottest high schoolers, but noooo she gotta drag race into this

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 Před rokem +1

      The way it's emphasized makes it sound like the problem is that it's white dudes doing it instead of the objective creepiness of beauty pageant type anything being problem.
      Like it'd be fine if it was a multiracial collection of dudes

    • @Trular-kreyss
      @Trular-kreyss Před 11 měsíci +1

      Also mayor just said
      Oh say so daddy likely hot today
      About 15 year old girls
      What the heck is wrong with Mindy Kailing ?

  • @tgslayer4774
    @tgslayer4774 Před rokem +42

    Watching the Velma clips is like being sank to the bottom of the ocean. And the random clips put in between is me and you swimming up for air.

  • @baybears5505
    @baybears5505 Před rokem +13

    How the hell did they manage to make the bullies more likeable than the protagonist??

  • @Pinkyorangegirl
    @Pinkyorangegirl Před rokem +42

    3:31 worst "joke" ever

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem

      That was a joke?

    • @Pinkyorangegirl
      @Pinkyorangegirl Před rokem

      @@Ohflipsnap according to the show it was supposed to be

    • @Trular-kreyss
      @Trular-kreyss Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm sorry but isn't her friend (One with blond hair) is WHITE PERSON ?!?!!?

  • @ShimoTheFrozen
    @ShimoTheFrozen Před rokem +36

    I don't need bleach for my eyes, I need bleach for my brain

    • @Trular-kreyss
      @Trular-kreyss Před 11 měsíci

      And i need to hire killer for Mindy Kailing

  • @Going.Creative._mode
    @Going.Creative._mode Před rokem +31

    2:09 bruh the king kong one caught me off guard

  • @HIHOSILVER15
    @HIHOSILVER15 Před rokem +26

    Velma being cringe for [insert runtime of the entire show]

  • @Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo
    @Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo Před rokem +19

    "But you can't just imprison a totally innocent person!"
    "What don't you get about cops?"
    That was actually pretty funny.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Před rokem +4

      Also they did throw Fred in jail without any actual evidence.

    • @Trular-kreyss
      @Trular-kreyss Před 11 měsíci +1

      She didn't seem to complain when they mothers SHOOT her innocent BOYFRIEND Fred in knees.
      She jerk like Velma

  • @brianhallii9891
    @brianhallii9891 Před rokem +14

    4:25 😐🤣
    You said it Jonah Jameson! 😄

  • @junainahrahman4156
    @junainahrahman4156 Před rokem +20

    HOW IN THE WORLD did Mindy Kaling write a dumpsters fire like this show after Never Have I Ever (it's genuinely good and does the flawed female mc trope really well)

  • @keltonschleyer6367
    @keltonschleyer6367 Před rokem +25

    1:21 Okay the gang joke was pretty funny imo. That’s all 😂

  • @tardistime6857
    @tardistime6857 Před rokem +23

    3:47 em aren’t these girls supposed to be minors ? 🤢

  • @Nanaoatmeal2009
    @Nanaoatmeal2009 Před rokem +54

    0:51 nahh they're in love💀💀💀

    • @JustARegularPylon
      @JustARegularPylon Před rokem +4

      nahh they jit lesbianss (nothing wrong with lesbians, trying to make a funny joke, pls dont cancel me)

    • @Anthony-uc3xn
      @Anthony-uc3xn Před rokem +19

      @@JustARegularPylon im gonna cancel u 😈

    • @goofygoobergaming
      @goofygoobergaming Před rokem +3

      @@Anthony-uc3xn 😭😭😭😭

    • @ei4163
      @ei4163 Před rokem +3

      @@Anthony-uc3xn me too 😈

    • @Nanaoatmeal2009
      @Nanaoatmeal2009 Před rokem +2

      @@JustARegularPylon ok

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 Před rokem +14

    Velma’s poor step mom going into labor on the freaking sidewalk hurts my soul so much

  • @creativestrokez3840
    @creativestrokez3840 Před rokem +4

    They're in high school and they all look like they're 25

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete Před rokem +20

    On behalf of planet Oa, you are an honorary Green Lantern. For someone to watch this show and edit it, means that you have the greatest of willpowers. You'll get your ring shipped to you in 5 to 12 business days

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 Před rokem +1

      On a related note, the Red Lantern Corps recruitment has increased 142% since the release of this show.

  • @Mutant_X98
    @Mutant_X98 Před rokem +24

    Okay, I’ll give Fred that Mistique line, got a chortle outta me. +1 pity laugh. Everything else is bad time.

  • @cherrybomb248
    @cherrybomb248 Před rokem +6

    they made the whole scooby doo gang like..total opposites of each other and its really sad

  • @idk62753
    @idk62753 Před rokem +5

    1:48 she turned into a south park character 💀

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 Před rokem +12

    I just realized the police officer is voiced by Mayor Toadstool from Amphibia.

  • @reynaldo4172
    @reynaldo4172 Před rokem +13

    I like how this is the whole episode in 5 min
    thank you for doing this so we don't have to watch the actual episode

  • @jackspedicy
    @jackspedicy Před rokem +27

    1:55 they’re underage teenagers and the cop is doing that with his hands?

  • @TheGreySage0
    @TheGreySage0 Před rokem +13

    1:11 This from a cartoon show about a woman making it about herself 😂

  • @sandy_shark
    @sandy_shark Před rokem +13

    1:50 Is that Larry the Cucumber?

  • @wallygator92
    @wallygator92 Před rokem +14

    This is on par with Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon

    • @Anthonybchannel
      @Anthonybchannel Před rokem +3

      Nah that actually had enjoyable moments. This is just boring

  • @xlife.lightx
    @xlife.lightx Před rokem +5

    1:35 waitwaitwait. Maybe I didn't really understood the context but is Velma mad because Fred added in the hot girl list a sweet one? Did she got hit by the realization that you can be pretty, popular AND NICE?!

  • @PissyLissy
    @PissyLissy Před rokem +7

    1:40 Okay, that actually made me laugh.

  • @Ideadhorse123
    @Ideadhorse123 Před rokem +21

    3:30 That cop sounds VERY similar to Toadstool from Amphibia, which makes this even weirder 😰

  • @supernova_29
    @supernova_29 Před rokem +13

    sad that mayor toadstool voices in this (3:00) makes me sad (he is a character from amphibia.)

  • @dinamitev7230
    @dinamitev7230 Před rokem +4

    thank you for uploading these, this way I'm not giving the show more views

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo Před rokem +9

    I like how Mindy Kaling said the race of Velma doesn't matter, and that race as a topic in the show itself doesn't matter...EVENTHOUGH 99.9% of the jokes are "white people bad". Like I don't get it Mindy...

  • @ItsOrel
    @ItsOrel Před rokem +7

    didn't smile once, i watched this whole video with a pokerface.

  • @JasLamArr91
    @JasLamArr91 Před rokem +10

    Everything they say sound like Twitter posts.

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 Před rokem +5

    4:47 "That book broke my brains"
    It shows

  • @intruderdude
    @intruderdude Před rokem +5

    watching this just hurts thats all it just hurts

  • @johndamper2934
    @johndamper2934 Před rokem +9

    Kenny powers can save any video haha 3:29 is the funniest part of Velma and its not part of the show 🤣

  • @johnnyth440
    @johnnyth440 Před rokem +3

    "Now I just find you gross" Dear show, that joke doesn't work when your main character is also a self-absorbed monster.

  • @snipermew0077
    @snipermew0077 Před rokem +2

    I'll be honest with myself. I'm a high schooler who's a little too obsessed with making my writing prompt into the perfect tv show. And sometimes it's stressful. So when I see shows like this, it makes me feel a little better to know that there are examples for me of what not to do.😂🎉😂

  • @busorenkin8
    @busorenkin8 Před rokem +4

    HBOMax is already giving this show a second season but took away Close Enough and Infinity Train.
    I know animation is expensive but it really seems like HBOMax doesn't like its customers.

  • @mintyaquagreen1675
    @mintyaquagreen1675 Před rokem +7

    We need to do more YTPs on this series just. Just add some pings, Dr Robotnik, Rick Roll, K Rool, Yeet, Link's King my boi, more memes, and yet again, MORE PINGAS!!!!!

  • @jetblackwings3665
    @jetblackwings3665 Před rokem +8

    I keep forgetting this is a series and not just the two episodes that should've cancelled it

  • @lucymiyu5754
    @lucymiyu5754 Před rokem +5

    Mindy's inner trauma made this show 🤣

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 Před rokem +5

    The structure of a Velma joke is literally just "White people bad" said a thousand times.

  • @yamama4813
    @yamama4813 Před rokem +9

    2:33
    What is this scene man 🙁

  • @HolyMonarch
    @HolyMonarch Před rokem +2

    Stayed for the editing 😂 more entertaining than the actual show

  • @CriticalDronker
    @CriticalDronker Před rokem +16

    If you want to watch a Scooby show that is mature, changes characters for the better while staying true to the source material, & stylish animation, watch Mystery Incorporated instead of Velma

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 Před rokem

      Didn't that show have really dumb moments, like drilling for aligators?

  • @elysselololol52
    @elysselololol52 Před rokem +3

    When I first saw Daphne I didn't know who she was💀

    • @michellewithboyz
      @michellewithboyz Před rokem

      You knew who she was by texting her name in the comment section

  • @carlas.pimentel2803
    @carlas.pimentel2803 Před rokem +4

    "rating hot girls was how Trojan war and Facebook started" that one was funny

  • @DrMeeM-dq5hs
    @DrMeeM-dq5hs Před rokem +4

    Look how they massacred my boy.... *Looks at Shaggy* IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!! NOOOOOOOOOOO-

  • @Krantom_Kroger
    @Krantom_Kroger Před rokem +9

    Naw this is 1 show not even ohio would touch 💀

  • @SMV14
    @SMV14 Před rokem +5

    I think i need a therapist after watching this

  • @rcjabroniyup4959
    @rcjabroniyup4959 Před rokem +12

    Thanks for giving me eye aids !
    New sub now you're taking one for the team on this for sure.

  • @matrixpictures7799
    @matrixpictures7799 Před rokem +8

    The not in front of my gang one was pretty funny actually. The only time I laughed

  • @mohamedhussein6013
    @mohamedhussein6013 Před rokem +4

    Bro they are 15 years old and they make them do this this is one of the greatest crimes in my country i hope they cancel this god awful show

  • @LegoEaterPeter
    @LegoEaterPeter Před rokem +5

    This show is gonna give me a brain tumor