I gave birth to my viewers and only a few died
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- čas přidán 4. 08. 2022
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Thanks to Cagelight for developing the Twitch chat integration and the baby questing feature!!!
I got really pregnant and gave a whole lot of birth to a whole lot of babies. Some were cute and some were so ugly they had to be punished. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Hry
I love how the baby conspiring to kill him was put in timeout but the one who called him dumb was publicly executed
Killing a great leader leaves him a martyr, but subverting his authority kills him truly and entirely
Hi
Not noot
Real recognizes real
;)
i love how he never explains the use of baby tokens and never uses them for anything
Governance.
Lul
@Ed Winters they do tho
@Ed Winters Where are you from?
@Ed Winters Oh, in that case yeah you probably dont get to know.
What were they even supposed to be used for
my favorite part is when he punched a baby into a creeper right after apologizing about leaving the baby with a zombie
timestamp please
@@jj02mc27 21:16
followed by him leaping down a hole makes that moment comedy gold
@@tzatwar and the scream😂😂
“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.”
He really took the phrase, “If I can bring you into this world, I can take you out of it.” to heart
The only heart anything was taken to was a sword to his children's hearts
@Nick Turn imagine self promoting some random video
Even tho I was left out in the scary cold world for most of my short lived life, then given to a creeper in exchange for your safety, I still love you mother and I am still waiting for you to come and visit me in the nether. It's a little hot there, but its fine
SOUPY GET OUT OF THERE, YOUR MOMMA AIN’T NEVER COMIN BACK!!!,
@@tomthestone1470 ik mother is never coming back but I cant help but hold onto the last sliver of hope, my brother
@@_soupy_cat_
Did mother come for you yet?
@@sugarpapaelmo2004 nope, I'm still waiting. Although I've lost hope long time ago. Me and the others have accepted our fate at this point and rn we're trying to dig our way out it's pretty tiring ngl
Better than the scary cold, I suppose.
I love Charborg playing with his chat. It's really cute, they don't even feel like real people.
That’s because we aren’t real.
We're all in Charborg's head. The accident was 20 years ago, he needs to move on.
@@heckermcheck8109 Sometimes a patient who has experienced trauma is forever changed, it's possible he will never move on.
Charborg, please wake up, your family misses you.
Wake up charborg
I got to be a baby on this stream and i missed my birth live so it was good to see. I love your ideas Charborg, it was such a fun stream. Born and died in the yellow room. Shout outs to my yellow room siblings.
I missed my birth in real life
@@GeneralLDS It's ok, there's re-runs of it all the time, you just gotta sneak into the maternity ward it's super fun
@@BalthorYT omg thanks ill do that
Could you see out of the bots eyes?
@@GeneralLDS both my parents missed mine
13:20 “Thank you mother you saved my life” top 10 moments before disaster
21:14
i like the thought of charborg punching his child, dashing to the side, and jumping straight into a hole to avoid death
“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid out by a skeleton
I'm laughing so hard man
Time stamp????
@@amateurvacuumhad to search for a bit but 13:20
“Thank you mother you saved my life” proceeds to get laid
@@amateurvacuum 13:21
charborg: builds a giant torture facility with illusionary village to trick his friends into a Saw-like gauntlet
also charborg: "I don't know how to build a roof"
15:00 i love how it goes from 23 babies to 17 in one cut then the next cut its 14
This may sound weird but Char has the best videos to watch while eating ice cream in bed before you fall asleep, his voice is soothing and the videos are always long
I literally do the exact same thing, I never realized this was a standard practice
I have ice cream on the way ill save the video for when it gets here
You can eat ice cream in bed?! I really need to start living
I was eating ice cream for the entire video....that's nuts
oh shit i just read this while eating ice cream lmao
This stream was a wild ride, poor gxerman and other babies mightve felt super neglected but in all reality they were the safest. Charbo was a really....good mother...during this stream.
the situation with gxerman was hilarious. i remember seeing all their futile cries for help in the chat
“i didn’t forget about you kiddo cmon, get real.” sounds just like my mom lmao
Forgets you at school, forgot you HAD school that day. (It's Wednesday BTW)
This was sort of like life as a hamster, if the momma gets too angry, she eats her babies
You don't have to be a hampster to eat your baby's
Rabbits also do this, but if they get scared. If you're psychopathically inclined, clap your hands or something really loud around a mother rabbit and watch how fast she fucking devours her own kids.
I guess the idea behind this is that rabbits reproduce really fast, so the mom can't risk dying and leaving both her and her own kids dead, so she just eats them to save resources and make new ones later. That's the best I can come up with, if not that then I have no idea why they would do that.
probably also to leave nothing for a potential predator to eat. Also, are you speaking from experience??
@@prometheas4089 yeah but it’s typically frowned upon. Not sure why
@@weaviler because babies are nasty. Eat adults like the rest of us
21:16 he pushed the baby towards the creeper to save himself what a great mother 😀
mother you cut out the part where you birthed me in the nether. dont worry i’m still waiting for you there :)
So you still waiting?
Still waiting...?
still waiting............?
@@PalacedDoop Maybe he is...
still waiting?
21:16 the best part about this is how he _pushed_ the baby *into* the creeper, and then ran away screaming.
“But also it’s sometimes fun to kill a baby recreationally”
God damn
marfoosa is the best baby I'm so glad he survived until the very end
Bruh, where do ideas like this come from
The babies he births? I thought that was common sense.
idk man, but this shit is cool
From real life
Ur mom
He got it from ME. Yeah, I'm pretty much his best friend, we go way back. Larold and I
I think the reason Char survived at 21:20 was because he already took a tick of damage from the creeper so the fall was entirely negated by the short I frames
The room of inmortality would be 250ms, dont think its possible
14:43 The way he nods to it is just so funny 🤣🤣
thank you kind person for liking my comment
2:25 Bro this is extremely realistic because they made me sleep on a carpet with a towel that i brought as a blanket in Kindergarden
right? actually realistic lol
I had the same thing in daycare, I remember getting yelled at because I would never go to sleep
You should make this into a competition, seeing who has the least baby deaths and most baby tokens by the end of a time period
Hands down the best part is at 21:10 when he punched his baby towards the creeper while screaming and jumping away. Poor soul of that baby.
24:03 - I laughed so hard at this after seeing "the dream move"
It's okay the babies didn't die they simply were teleported to an adoption centre
Chrbrg mixing up the fun room and scary room really shows that he finds suffering fun
How do these chat in game things work? I assume the babies are just mobs that are hooked up to the chat but then what about the babies that had skins? Are those ones actual Minecraft players or are they randomly selected skins?
ones with skins are people in chat who's name is the same on minecraft. If you use the same names it will pull your skin off the servers.
@@klayman2 Ohh I see!! Thanks!
13:19
"thank you mother you saved my life"
*DIES*
is just one of the funniest things i have seen in a while
Thanks charborg for giving us something that is not needed once again.
Char has the situational awareness of an actual 5 year old I swear to god he just completely misses the most obvious things that are literally within his direct line of sight. I feel like sometimes this dude just takes a second to look down at his keyboard to press a button to do something.
Charborg... I think of the constant weird ideas I have but mine go stagnant. You somehow have weirder ideas and make them a fudged up reality via video games. Never stop.
This is vile. Can't wait to watch it!
21:15 I can't stop laughing as out of fear he punches his baby and leaves it to die to a creeper lmao
Love Charbo vids I can binge them all the time:)
This video alone has the greatest quotes ever. Either from chat or charb
first time viewer, this was not only a hilarious idea, it was very well executed. hope to see more like this!
Thank you for these wonderful interactive streams charborg! I was the Bob the builder baby, it was a short but fulfilling existence :')
This video was so much fun to watch, it made my day better. Please, please do make another episode!
Just from the thumbnail alone, I can tell this is gonna be a good video
This is the coolest plugin I've seen in a long time. And the coolest Twitch integration I've seen since GTA V Chaos Edition.
This stream was so fun to watch and participate in!
15:20 Chat reaction was immediate dread
Thank you rng for spawning me in. It was very fun to die in a cave in a baby explosion.
Chrbrg has the most creative interactivity eith his viewers ive ever seen. I love it.
13:20
"thank you mother you saved my life"
**dies**
I love how he reacted mid-talk when someone greeted him as their mother
Subscribers as a children of Charborg are really cute and funny in their roles :D
charborg with viewers are always entertaining
bro said "this is pretty par for the course with little kids" and showed the timeout hole and i was immediately reminded of the oubliette lol
I think Charborg and ISP should collab, they have that chaotic energy
@@WeetabixGobbler Haha so true, ISP was using it way earlier but i noticed it too this year
can we admire the fact some of you guys had such wonderful voices when you escaped your womb
When he says it gets better you know it gets better
Reminder: when he found coolthulu there’s another baby RIGHT OUTSIDE and when he look outside the baby is gone and he later found a nother baby accidentally to only kill another baby and right after that got one newborn killed only to let the others eat raw chicken and then return back home to kill another one by the time that one is killed it’s 24 babies left, by the time he left the house there are 17 left
Charborg is such a responsible parent, he would never give a baby flint and steel
Love how the fun room is the cool one to hang out in but the cool room is the fun one to hang out in
i really like the chat interactivity in your videos lol
what a beautiful love a mother gives to her children
charborg really said "if i can put you into this world i can take you out" this stream, best mother ever
not even 5 minutes in and he already lost one, dad of the year award goes tooo-
13:20
"Mother you saved me"
skeleton: "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
This was absolute insanity. Good vid btw.
All of charborgs 3 brain cells were fighting for their lives during that hay bale mlg lol
Lol, when this Intro and idea were hilarious and I instantly knew this would be hilarious
I love all of Charborgs videos so much
Oh charborg. The only person who can create a particle accelerator out of dead children
First time seeing you god you’re hilarious and gained a new sub!
He’s such a good dad 🥺
if i had a nickel for every time charborg led chat around with a leash…
At least fifteen centa
This is like the promise of the neverlands
"why so much death mother? All this place is filled with is the stench of blood and vescera" had me laughing like crazy😂😂😂😂
21:15 "sorry about that" **proceeds to push into a creeper**
are we gonna talk about how one of the first babies said "brother i require protein powder"
and "please dont touch the squid"
how is this even possible, charborg, you continue to amaze me
Never thought i would read a title this obscure from charborg.
13:20 the baby who died right there was literally saying thier life was saved.... then boom
The most random minecraft video ever and I love it
HELL YEAH ANOTHER CHRBRG VID
21:16 THE WAY HE HIT THE BABY INSTEAD OF THE CREEPER HAS ME DYING
"Idk how to build a roof"
Proceeds to have a massive underground bunker
Why is this the funniest thing ever
That accidental hay bale save out of shear panic was the bests
it took me half a video to understand chat could talk lmao
what an eye catching title mr berg
13:20 "thank you mother you saved my life" lol
"Thank you for saving my life mother" get's shot 2 seconds later.
Pufferfish battle royale has the energy of something you would find on interdimensional cable in rick and morty
bro that hay save was actually impressive
I never thought I'd be laughing at the phrase "a baby has died," but here we are
Someone: The perfect title doesn't exis-
Charborg:
"Thank you mother you saved my life"
*GETS SHOT BY SKELETON AND DIES*
have they really still never fixed that door glitch lol
edit: that epic hay moment only to, a moment later, fall 4 blocks down and die immediately freaking killed me
Charborg is such a great parent
15:22 xD I couldnt stop laughing for a whole minute
Seems like when you pick one up and place it down it doesn't need its item anymore. Melon slice baby was not asking for it anymore after you put them inside the house
13:21 "thank you mother you saved my life"
the arrow: bet
This is so funny. Giggle city, mom.