The Day Today - WAR!

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  • čas přidán 19. 02. 2007
  • Chris invokes a war out of an accord
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  • @PhosphorusXL
    @PhosphorusXL Před rokem +1938

    One of my favourite parts of this is that the agreement is unrestricted trade for all parties at all levels - literally completely impossible to overstep

    • @doximaxx
      @doximaxx Před rokem +70

      Haha I just realised that

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 Před rokem +131

      Seen this so many times but totally missed that. Morris's comedy is so layered. I was totally focused on his portrayal of how the media use their influence to make the news rather than report it. It's such a swipe at them and is a spot on account of how the industrial machine feeds itself.

    • @VisualiseTheFun
      @VisualiseTheFun Před 9 měsíci +4

      If one side were to impose trade restrictions, that would be a breach, so yes it is literally completely possible to overstep

    • @samovarsa2640
      @samovarsa2640 Před 9 měsíci +21

      ​@@VisualiseTheFunbut limiting trade would be restricting or cutting off the agreement, not exceeding it.

    • @genevievecooley9641
      @genevievecooley9641 Před 2 dny

      Lmfao

  • @archonone5164
    @archonone5164 Před 2 lety +4038

    We are all cursed that this skit will forever be contemporary

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ Před 2 lety +17

      Yep

    • @damun2205
      @damun2205 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mojoriley4712 what the f r u on about?

    • @retro2103
      @retro2103 Před 2 lety +33

      @@mojoriley4712 Maybe next time you should critically analyse what you've typed out before clicking on the reply button, because you wrote 'detracted' instead of 'distract'. Or are basic spelling mistakes something that those who possess the lost art of critical thinking use as a clever technique to keep the rest of us on our toes?
      Don't act self-satisfied and holier-than-thou because someone else was understandably confused by your own error-filled post.

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson Před 2 lety +12

      @@mojoriley4712 Mmm. Really doesn't make any sense... You propose satire of the sensationalist, propagandising media is a destraction measure? From what and by whom, comedians? Of all the people to accuse of distraction measures and you choose about the only sector of the media industry with any moral integrity. A truly bizarre comment if ever there was one.

    • @liamo8932
      @liamo8932 Před 2 lety +15

      @@mojoriley4712 you remind me of my uncle. He was a Scientologist until he ran out of money

  • @heggy_69
    @heggy_69 Před 4 lety +3448

    "the Australian hong-kong border"

    • @chinaman1
      @chinaman1 Před 3 lety +66

      if only this was true, then I would've won many RISK games... If only I had been able to break through the stubborn Australian border.

    • @axelnils
      @axelnils Před 3 lety +25

      Could just as well have been British-Iraqi or US-Afghan border

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey Před 2 lety +15

      @@chinaman1 Anyone that starts in australia is a piece of shit fuck cunt with many fathers.

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Před 2 lety +3

      Otherwise known as Palau?

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 Před 2 lety +6

      @@SirNilzey woah calm down it’s just a board game man

  • @concreteriver8023
    @concreteriver8023 Před 3 lety +1897

    "The stretched twig of peace is at.. melting point" is just a delightful line to hear

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 Před 3 lety +9

      Brilliant

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 Před 3 lety +3

      XD

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 Před 2 lety +18

      A heavy kak of cloud.

    • @JamesMadelin
      @JamesMadelin Před 2 lety +1

      Who is that guy and where did he end up? He was superb.

    • @peepiepo
      @peepiepo Před 2 lety +13

      @@JamesMadelin Patrick Marber. Looking at his wiki page he ended up doing a lot of writing and directing for the theatre. I would have loved to have seen more of him on screen. He was always brilliant.

  • @markhilton1754
    @markhilton1754 Před 8 lety +4798

    _"That's it. Yes. It's war!"_
    He looks so pleased with himself. What a show.

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 Před 5 lety +71

      Hes copying Paxmans accent during the interview as well.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 Před 4 lety +43

      War means more coverage, more adverts more cash! ^^

    • @stephenwalsh4481
      @stephenwalsh4481 Před 2 lety +7

      War equals cash

    • @misdangered4326
      @misdangered4326 Před 2 lety +1

      “He’s gone full Tonto…!”

    • @kcvfr400
      @kcvfr400 Před 2 lety

      Murdoch and the hate mail love war, more headlines, more anher, more purchases. Chris is brilliant at exposing the stupidity.

  • @ugh.idontwanna
    @ugh.idontwanna Před 9 lety +3934

    I love how they just roll away the minister as soon as war breaks out.

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 Před 4 lety +62

      Seen this dozens of times and I've missed that every time!

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 Před 4 lety +22

      Daniel Flugt that’s fucking hilarious lmao

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr! XD

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r Před 2 lety +1

      __
      *,( シ)_/¯* *

    • @djvibekiller
      @djvibekiller Před 2 lety +27

      I also love how his name and title appear then disappear immediately at 0:44

  • @ludogatari9558
    @ludogatari9558 Před 5 lety +1738

    This is an absolute masterpiece critique of mass media hysteria.

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 Před 2 lety +14

      Yup and the way the media is advertising that weapons and volunteers be sent to Ukraine to turn their country into a prolonged battleground is frightening. These actions put us on a precarious precipice to war.

    • @kenricnarbrough8191
      @kenricnarbrough8191 Před 2 lety +16

      Yeh, thank Christ it will never happen in real life...............

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton Před 2 lety +3

      @@maaz322 The started when Russia invaded.

    • @petercarrington948
      @petercarrington948 Před 2 lety

      Absolutely true. 100%!

    • @raytracer5726
      @raytracer5726 Před 2 lety +3

      @@maaz322 USA has only been sending weapons like machine guns, stinger missiles, javelins etc.
      Not a single tank or airplane.
      Basically they are preparing Ukraine for a guerilla war.

  • @deathtoraiden2080
    @deathtoraiden2080 Před 2 lety +196

    That woman bolting off to go cover the war cracks me up every time.

  • @aplindop
    @aplindop Před 6 lety +1200

    “People here are literally bursting with war”

  • @pennyhannibal155
    @pennyhannibal155 Před 9 lety +3124

    "The stretched twig of peace is at melting point"

    • @johnmorrell3187
      @johnmorrell3187 Před 4 lety +40

      That looked like o'hanraha hanrahan

    • @woodboard532
      @woodboard532 Před 4 lety +18

      metaphor breakdown

    • @radar670
      @radar670 Před 4 lety +87

      "literally bursting with war"

    • @grandmastarflash
      @grandmastarflash Před 3 lety +7

      scientist should find a way to stop stretched twigs melting, it would solve a lot of issues

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman Před 2 lety +23

      @@johnmorrell3187 But it was in fact Dônnnald Bethl'hem, who is a completely different person and not the same at all.

  • @robertodasilva4801
    @robertodasilva4801 Před 4 lety +1393

    This is literally just Piers Morgan on good morning Britain

  • @GoldenPantaloons
    @GoldenPantaloons Před 2 lety +671

    "The stretched twig of peace is... at melting point." That line _almost_ got past me hahaha

    • @Hchris101
      @Hchris101 Před 2 lety +1

      Hamburger 🍔

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 Před 2 lety +18

      That's the best mixed metaphor ever.

    • @themagnanimous1246
      @themagnanimous1246 Před 2 lety

      @@disposablehero4911 could you explain it?

    • @Huntbarternsteal
      @Huntbarternsteal Před 2 lety +1

      Thats Tom Hardy

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons Před 2 lety +58

      @@themagnanimous1246 It's a mix of three metaphors: A string stretched to snapping point, a twig bent to breaking point, and metal heated to melting point. The joke is that though they all mean the same thing, none of them work together; a twig doesn't stretch nor does it have a melting point (and even if it did you don't stretch something to its melting point).

  • @pkpckls
    @pkpckls Před 9 lety +2388

    The little grin Chris Morris gives when he says "That's it, yes, it's war" is genuinely one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV

    • @dystopia47
      @dystopia47 Před 6 lety +51

      same as when he smirks after reducing that jam festival lady to tears.

    • @SuperJojobean101
      @SuperJojobean101 Před 3 lety +3

      I also love the way he signs off, absolute delight. love it😂

    • @artifexjoinery9323
      @artifexjoinery9323 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dystopia47 I HATE SEBASTIEN COE!

    • @leoania
      @leoania Před 2 lety +1

      Correct.

    • @RoskinGreenrake
      @RoskinGreenrake Před 2 lety +3

      He even grins when just introducing the reporter in the field for status update before it got to that stage. I bet we can chat grins like that from real life newsmen.. War is not funny when you don't have an exit or when you realise that despite your mind you'll end up with a foot soldier's role..

  • @bobupanddown8707
    @bobupanddown8707 Před 7 lety +2522

    a man sees god in his car, he crashes....

  • @oldsteempunk6728
    @oldsteempunk6728 Před 2 lety +677

    Impressed by how the whole slickly choreographed "this is how exciting our war coverage will be" pantomime is executed, complete with huge 3D set piece that probably took days to build. They obviously were well prepared *just in case* things took an unforeseeably dark turn.

    • @3frogman
      @3frogman Před 2 lety +31

      No one could have predicted it but at least they were prepared

    • @jamieallan2859
      @jamieallan2859 Před 2 lety +31

      Yes the German finance minister didn't like it but he'll have to go along with it

    • @rocker4577
      @rocker4577 Před 2 lety +5

      War is neither forseeable or unforseeable

    • @davidmcneill6239
      @davidmcneill6239 Před 10 měsíci

      “unforeseeably” 😅

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@jamieallan2859 Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?

  • @raphkatchdrums
    @raphkatchdrums Před 2 lety +522

    3:19 the best part. Literally can't stop laughing. That run.
    "Like some crazy TROJAN!...."

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 Před 2 lety +12

      Like some crazy Trojan ____

    • @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas
      @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas Před 2 lety +2

      Hahaha

    • @tyemich8820
      @tyemich8820 Před rokem

      Is it because the actes is from snack the pony

    • @AnonymousuomynonA
      @AnonymousuomynonA Před 10 měsíci +8

      i wonder if the original line reading was "trojan whore" but it was censored late in production.

    • @dasamont8274
      @dasamont8274 Před 10 měsíci

      @@AnonymousuomynonA trojan whore would make more sense, because otherwise it should have been some crazy greek considering they were the ones hiding inside the horse

  • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
    @GranTurismoRaceReplays Před 2 lety +681

    These guys were so ahead of their time. A perfect representation of media manipulation to push a narrative.

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj Před 2 lety +70

      Hilarious and cleverly made, yes, but not really "ahead of their time". Chris Morris was just parodying Jeremy Paxman who'd been around since the 80s behaving just like this, and news media have always been a political tool for misinformation and distortion of events.
      It honestly baffles me how people now think all this is new, it isn't, it's depressingly old. All that's different now is the internet is host to far more of it. It seems like more people than ever before behave like they've been at the pub all night believing every word of some drunk having a rant - the modern equivalent being going on the internet and "doing research".
      Also, it sounds like everyone's only just learned the word "narrative" because it's all anyone ever repeats now. "Mainstream media!" "narrative!" "agenda!" It makes people sound like just another form of sheep, not thinking for themselves but just repeating what they've heard others say online.

    • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
      @GranTurismoRaceReplays Před 2 lety +6

      @A D Don't take this the wrong way, but you come across as an absolute self-righteous narcissistic tosser. No offence! This is just an observation. I guess you're just a side effect of the modern-day bile spouting keyboard junkie who feels he can say what he wants in the safety of his sweaty chair. Congratulations!

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj Před 2 lety +10

      @@GranTurismoRaceReplays Wow, the irony and hypocrisy. Get over your pretentious little self and stop throwing an online tantrum. "Dantes Creative Mind" my arse.

    • @joshk2533
      @joshk2533 Před 2 lety +7

      @@GranTurismoRaceReplays I don’t understand how any of what he said was narcissistic.

    • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
      @GranTurismoRaceReplays Před 2 lety +4

      @Josh K who cares what you think? 😂😂😂

  • @SpecialKurbis
    @SpecialKurbis Před 5 lety +536

    0:44, love how the ministers title comes up for literally 1/2 a second haha..

    • @xXcangjieXx
      @xXcangjieXx Před 3 lety +13

      Honestly I expected there to be more gibberish there

  • @pmberry
    @pmberry Před 2 lety +299

    The attention to detail is incredible, like the moment at 0:45 where the caption comes up for too short a time to be read which not only happens sometimes when vision mixers are adjusting faders in real time but also gently pokes fun at the slightly overlong and stodgy titles HM Government is fond of.

    • @pmberry
      @pmberry Před 2 lety +20

      And the length of my sentences.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 Před 2 lety +5

      @@pmberry 😂🤣😂Glad you pointed it out. By the time I got to the end of that comment, I'd completely forgotten the beginning! I had to reread it slowly to get the point. Still don't know what "vision mixers" are and "stodgy" sounds like a uniquely British term.🤷‍♂️ I've heard stodgy on every episode of British Bake Off but "can't be arsed" to look it up. (We also don't say "can't be arsed".🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️)

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TroubleToby3040 where are you from?

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 Před 2 lety +6

      @@gandalfstormcrow7943 Arkansas. I watch a lot of British panel shows (QI, Taskmaster, etc.) so I sometimes try out a little of the vernacular just for fun.

    • @DouglasCarnall
      @DouglasCarnall Před 2 lety +2

      👍 couple more commas might be nice, but you make good points so who's counting?🤓

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor Před 4 lety +285

    There are a lot of great moments in this, but one of my favourite easily-missed ones is how at 3:00 the ambassador that Chris was interviewing is wheeled off stage to the left, desk and all

  • @jackbriggs9318
    @jackbriggs9318 Před 2 lety +147

    The way this entire scene ratchets up the tension only to release it with an abrupt but professional segue into the weather update with Sylvester Stewart is incredible. I'm screaming.

    • @chillstar
      @chillstar Před 2 lety +4

      NO WAY I AM TOOO! AGHGGHHHHH11!!1

  • @CrownAcademyEnglish
    @CrownAcademyEnglish Před 3 lety +1586

    Well that escalated quickly. ^^

  • @BigCol247
    @BigCol247 Před 2 lety +24

    "People here are literally bursting with war"

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Před 7 měsíci +30

    Return viewers in 2045 be like: "this show predicted the Australia-Hong Kong war"

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti Před 4 měsíci

      It's somewhat amazing that you anticipate there'll still be any sort of sentient beings left, or that any new ones will emerge from the neo-primordial gloop, after the Earth is turned into a wanna-be Sun, during the
      *W A R.*

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 Před 2 lety +160

    I love the way Chris Morris points at people when he's insulting them, makes me laugh every time.

    • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
      @PHDiaz-vv7yo Před 2 lety +4

      Paxman!!!!

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 Před 2 lety +4

      @@PHDiaz-vv7yo yeah I can't even watch University Challenge any more without thinking of the Day Today.

  • @brianyule1289
    @brianyule1289 Před 4 lety +149

    'The stretched twig of peace is at melting point' gets me every time.

    • @Chex2331
      @Chex2331 Před 8 měsíci

      People here are literally BURSTING with war.

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
    @myautobiographyafanfic1413 Před 4 lety +190

    I love how war initiates a Final Fantasy battle theme.

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae Před 3 měsíci

      That's just the opening theme of the show

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth Před 12 lety +4717

    The Onion, Colbert, Jon Stewart, Mock The Weak.....take notes, this is good satire.

    • @punlovincriminal5564
      @punlovincriminal5564 Před 6 lety +185

      David Firth Hey you, stop commenting on videos 5 years ago and make sum new bleedin cartoons!!.

    • @grimawormtongue1949
      @grimawormtongue1949 Před 6 lety +205

      "Mock the Weak" ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @AkyovNorthWest
      @AkyovNorthWest Před 6 lety +13

      well he is from Doncaster...

    • @Baelish-fx7ew
      @Baelish-fx7ew Před 6 lety +16

      David Firth hello Mr firth. I always had a feeling you were inspired by morris

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před 6 lety +46

      Oh please, they are at the same level as the day today,

  • @ronniemac2850
    @ronniemac2850 Před 8 lety +457

    Like some crazy Trojan

    • @rspeak5768
      @rspeak5768 Před 4 lety +39

      This is a late comment, but "Trojan Whore" would be a pretty clever replacement for "Trojan Horse"

    • @jessepinkman5409
      @jessepinkman5409 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rspeak5768 That's what I completed it with in my head

    • @panayiotispanayiotou2579
      @panayiotispanayiotou2579 Před 4 lety +7

      I remember it as some crazy Trojan war bitch

    • @CaptainBohnenbrot
      @CaptainBohnenbrot Před 4 lety +3

      But it wasn't the trojans inside the horse, it was the greeks. UNACCEPTABLE! I demand retribution.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh Před 4 lety +4

      CaptainBohnenbrot are you saying you want what it is I think you want? War????

  • @DLSacks
    @DLSacks Před 2 lety +20

    "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

  • @keode
    @keode Před rokem +45

    Every line in this is so expertly written.
    Donnnald Bethl'hem in Eastmanstown on the Autralio-Hong Kong border, despite the fact both Australia and Hong Kong are islands, is one of my personal favourite bits (And no i did not make any typos)

    • @tobz1000
      @tobz1000 Před rokem +6

      Clear typo there - it's Dônnnald

  • @MrTalklikeapirate
    @MrTalklikeapirate Před 8 lety +514

    chris morris is a woefully underused comedy genius

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 Před 3 lety +24

      Without him we wouldn't have most of the media parodies that exist today. He really laid the foundation for a lot of commentary on media hysteria, distrust in media, social manipulation and the personalities that dominate the airwaves

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno Před 2 lety +2

      @@geordiejones5618 That's because of The Christopher Morris Academy in Hampstead.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 Před 2 lety +9

      Chris Morris is responsible for delivering the funniest sentences in human history. He's top of the list, hands down.

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX Před 9 měsíci +23

    I love how there's clever jokes that respect the audience's intelligence. Like how they had a reporter in place of exactly where they'd expect the war to break out on standby.
    My favorite bit is that the huge WAR letters were shrouded completely in darkness, but OBVIOUSLY they've been there the whole time, and they planned on flipping them on. It's really clever stuff.

  • @gommechops
    @gommechops Před 2 lety +108

    Such a promising young presenter, to think that in later years he would declare war himself (on stress). Such a shame about the irregularities in the pension fund that eventually caught up with him though.

    • @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158
      @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 Před 2 lety +2

      Are you talking about Morris? Very cryptic ?

    • @SpiredRapidity
      @SpiredRapidity Před 2 lety +4

      fAAATTTTHHHEEEEERRRRRR

    • @robertdenigan7521
      @robertdenigan7521 Před 2 lety +13

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 Someone hasn't seen the IT Crowd 😂

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones Před 2 lety +2

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 czcams.com/video/MZTvMYQSl_w/video.html
      czcams.com/video/cEpKcBkkVMY/video.html

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 Před 2 lety +14

      The thing that let him down the most was gravity

  • @SimonB198207
    @SimonB198207 Před 9 lety +466

    Oh this takes me back! I recently visited the Australio-Hong Kongian border, where the built a low stone wall of Rememberance - twenty billion bricks long, one for everyone who perished in the conflict. Thing is, I wasn't looking where I was going and I tripped up over it. In a rage I kicked the wall hard, chipping off some of the names.... long story short, i'm in a prison cell and Melborne, Adelade and Canberra have just been nuked. Oh well...

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus Před 5 lety +15

      well, as David Brent (from Wernam-Hogg's Slough branch) would put it...
      Adelaide being nuked would cause about 15 quid's worth o'damage

    • @Synthesizer4274
      @Synthesizer4274 Před 5 lety +4

      @Evan Jones
      Yes officer, this comment right here.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 Před 3 lety +2

      At least nothing of value was lost then

    • @Curios_Cat
      @Curios_Cat Před 2 lety +1

      A Nuclear Hong Kong then? 😂

  • @fkos86
    @fkos86 Před 2 lety +30

    BBC News this morning. WAR!

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 Před 10 měsíci +8

    It takes a special sort of skill for an actor to not just look like not-an-actor, but look like someone, so helplessly thrust in front of a television camera, they must be a hapless civil servant.

  • @tombicknell5868
    @tombicknell5868 Před 4 lety +42

    Chris Morris is one of a kind. Thank fuck he had the ability, resources and most importantly hard work to share his art. Legend.

  • @DanielJimenez-vq5gw
    @DanielJimenez-vq5gw Před 8 měsíci +18

    What a time to be alive! IT'S WAR!

  • @ohemgeeorgia
    @ohemgeeorgia Před měsícem +7

    Watching this today. For no particular reason.

  • @jimkhana007
    @jimkhana007 Před 2 lety +72

    15 years ago yet still so relevant,
    Was the first thing I thought of with how things are playing out today 🤷‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas Před 2 lety +16

      15 years ago?
      More like 28, unbelievable.

    • @jimkhana007
      @jimkhana007 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nottmjas shit - I’m not that old am I! 🤣😂🤣😂
      Yeah, your probably right - I just saw this clip was posted 15 years ago 🤦‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas Před 2 lety +1

      @@jimkhana007 KYTV also had an episode were they parodied a war, with the poolled journalists hovering around the 'media' (swimming) pool in a hotel.

    • @jounik8980
      @jounik8980 Před 2 lety

      What has changed in 15years, not many, iphone 1 is iphone 88, same shit with different number

  • @11metalfan
    @11metalfan Před 9 měsíci +13

    4 year old me driving my parents to divorce

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck
    @ChainsawGutsFuck Před 12 lety +89

    I love Morris' smile at 2:56 when he says "That's it - yes, it's war!"

  • @fewew7898
    @fewew7898 Před měsícem +8

    Here we go again

  • @gfizzle099
    @gfizzle099 Před 2 lety +9

    "people here are bursting with war"

  • @KANETHEPAIN93
    @KANETHEPAIN93 Před 3 lety +34

    “Let’s revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands where I was first bereaved” 😂

    • @Brokout
      @Brokout Před 2 lety +12

      r o t a t e t h e t h r o a t c i r c l e

    • @duncanklf
      @duncanklf Před 2 lety +3

      Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned “a large cack of cloud”

    • @swirls5801
      @swirls5801 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I can't hear the word bereaved without thinking of Sylvester Stewart in the weather collar

  • @Soliy87
    @Soliy87 Před 2 lety +17

    If anything this is ten times worse now with the internet and social media with non stop saturation coverage

  • @robertpavey5615
    @robertpavey5615 Před 2 lety +8

    "Mr Lavrov, let me give you a hint!...BANG!".

  • @j.dietrich
    @j.dietrich Před 5 lety +89

    2:50 Nobody told Patrick Marber that the explosions were going to happen. That flinch is genuine.

  • @abody499
    @abody499 Před měsícem +5

    And here we are

  • @darryl_mason
    @darryl_mason Před 2 lety +143

    This was one of those moments of satire when you thought, 'There's no way news media can ever do this War Fever crap again after this.' Of course, they only got worse through the 1990s and 2000s.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 Před 2 lety +14

      This show completely ruined the news for me. Never been able to watch it with a straight face since.

    • @mancuniancandidatem
      @mancuniancandidatem Před 2 lety +11

      That's why they pulled his show off the air.

    • @themessageinabottle9574
      @themessageinabottle9574 Před 2 lety +2

      Younger generation doesn't remember war fever... it's quite new for us. I don't remember the news coverage after 9/11 but I'm sure it was similar to this and current news coverage. I remember watching the news coverage of taking action in Syria back in roughly 2016/17 (arms deals and sanctions etc. not a hot war) and it was much more measured and nothing like what we are seeing today

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 2 lety +2

      Anecdote: on the day of the 9/11 a friend of mine was watching the TV coverage in Canada.
      After the first report they had to turn it off when, in real time, each segment was emblazoned with "Drama! Now!", explosions etc etc
      Because reporting on the attack itself just would not have been 'catchy' enough, apparently.

    • @gerardodoherty9178
      @gerardodoherty9178 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I think the media thought this skit was celebrating what they do.

  • @ChrisCooper312
    @ChrisCooper312 Před 2 lety +10

    This is basically the media for the last month.

  • @SEB_UTB
    @SEB_UTB Před 2 lety +140

    “Mr Putin, it appears that the stretched twig of peace is at melting point - what are you going to do about it?”

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/nbMyELNEDLs/video.html

    • @ewaf88
      @ewaf88 Před 2 lety +3

      Destroy Ukraine - then Europe - Then the World followed by the Solar system - the Milky way - our local cluster - the Universe and finally the Multiverse - but my lust for power and destruction can never be satisfied. I am God.
      Thank you Mr Putin -

  • @arkooarkooarkoo
    @arkooarkooarkoo Před 4 lety +70

    “A man sees God in his car. He crashes...” - Jaques ‘Jaques’ Liverot

    • @antonydyatlov5651
      @antonydyatlov5651 Před 3 lety +1

      It's just funny nonsense; a caricature of the sort of impenetrable statement a pretentious philosopher might make.

    • @axr6327
      @axr6327 Před 2 lety +1

      @@antonydyatlov5651 It caught me so off guard I've been reciting the quote all day. Such stylish humor, honestly.

    • @jameseyk1
      @jameseyk1 Před 2 lety +1

      It's stupid but the more you think about it it's actually quite a deep statement.

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love how "tension here is very high" literally 8 seconds after the disagreement. And 20 seconds later, buildings are already on fire and bombs dropping.

  • @Ticks42
    @Ticks42 Před 2 lety +34

    "Like some crazy Trojan" will never fail to make me laugh

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 Před 5 měsíci

      The one line that didn't quite make sense, as it was the Greeks inside the Trojan Horse, which I think is the point of the reference.
      Some crazy Greek wouldn't have worked though, nor Achaean probably.

    • @Spazturtle
      @Spazturtle Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@jimb9063its been censored, the full line on the uncensored dvd is "Like some crazy Trojan whore"

  • @BelgianWaffle
    @BelgianWaffle Před 2 lety +12

    Hello to everyone rolling in from today's news.

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 Před 2 lety +5

    Masterfully written. "They've only just swallowed their sanctions, and now they're burping them back up in *your* face!" tickles me greatly.

  • @GrilledChickenTV
    @GrilledChickenTV Před 2 lety +235

    Feels like I’ve been watching this scenario play out in real time with the Russian Ukraine crisis

  • @gjmac7247
    @gjmac7247 Před 2 lety +15

    And here we are 2022 and once again it's WAR

  • @dodger01theawesome81
    @dodger01theawesome81 Před 2 lety +5

    "I bet he'll declare war again, he *loves* declaring war."

  • @El_Loc0
    @El_Loc0 Před 2 lety +25

    This couldn't be more relevant...

  • @eskalainen3897
    @eskalainen3897 Před 2 lety +6

    This got recommended at a very peculiar time...

  • @DeclanZapala
    @DeclanZapala Před 2 lety +8

    People here are literally bursting with war.

  • @TroupeGoal
    @TroupeGoal Před 12 lety +59

    "Let me give you a hint: BANG!"

  • @TheBanana93
    @TheBanana93 Před 2 lety +8

    The way the lady runs off got me good! "FROM INSIDE THE FIGHT!" Badass

  • @ab8jeh
    @ab8jeh Před 2 lety +53

    That emphasis on "treaty" gets me every time. Classic Paxman.

    • @Simpleburger1968
      @Simpleburger1968 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes ! I loved that emphasis and - contemptuous ? - emphasis too.

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels Před 2 lety +2

      @@Simpleburger1968 It's like he's trying to do inverted commas with his eyebrows.

    • @zantas-handle
      @zantas-handle Před 2 lety

      @@MCVessels Yes! Spot on!

  • @jedisalsohere
    @jedisalsohere Před 2 lety +10

    The bit where he just shouts "THIS IS A WAR" is my favourite.

  • @geraldkrasnerable
    @geraldkrasnerable Před 2 lety +4

    the stretched twig of peace is at melting point

  • @davidwilson6577
    @davidwilson6577 Před 4 lety +97

    What yesterday was satire, today is the day today.

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 Před 4 lety

      @PlebzOr Blapparapp I mean there's other people commenting on how it's good satire that reflects actual news practices but I don't see anyone on my level of punsmanship.

    • @william-uk
      @william-uk Před 2 lety +1

      Every day, the day today.

  • @yorks210676
    @yorks210676 Před 3 lety +7

    The fishing dispute in Jersey brought me here today - 06/05/21

  • @lynx7657
    @lynx7657 Před 2 lety +9

    BURSTING WITH WAR

  • @ODSTALCAPWNED
    @ODSTALCAPWNED Před 2 lety +23

    shocked to see no appreciation of the reporter saying “I’ll be reporting from INSIDE the fight” and then jog-sprinting off backstage, presumably to the fight

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 Před 2 lety +12

    You know- I knew, I just fucking KNEW this would be in my recommended in lieu of the recent events. One of the first things that came to mind and I didn't even have to look for it. Very glad this cult classic still resonates with people today after nearly 30 long years. As relevant as ever.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 Před 2 lety

      I wa sborn in 95 guess this appeared around then ? since youn re 98 born you weren t around either for this masterpiece

  • @evicion5454
    @evicion5454 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Very glad that these gentlemen are here to give me the NEWS about the WAR

  • @hughjazz8207
    @hughjazz8207 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Absolutely still relevant today.....

  • @ChrisLaw84
    @ChrisLaw84 Před 2 lety +14

    This is exactly what the media do 😂

  • @thebuttwind
    @thebuttwind Před 3 měsíci +2

    "People here are literally bursting with war" 🤣The irony is that this is pretty much how it all still works today.

  • @lolno6975
    @lolno6975 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Chris Morris: Hall of Fame instigator

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 9 měsíci

      He didn't lose the news, unlike Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

  • @billgreen576
    @billgreen576 Před 2 lety +6

    A perfect example of how the media helps conflict exacerbate. No news headlines in peace.

  • @wagane1
    @wagane1 Před 2 lety +3

    The stretched twig of peace is at a melting point!

  • @TheToco81
    @TheToco81 Před 2 lety +4

    The stretched twig of peace is at melting point. The people here are bursting with war.

  • @vibra90positiva
    @vibra90positiva Před 2 lety +7

    "Like some crazy Trojan"
    This show truly was something

  • @scottpfen
    @scottpfen Před 5 lety +25

    the stretched twig of peace is beyond melting point: how true that is!

  • @anarchistonion5029
    @anarchistonion5029 Před 2 lety +116

    you know why you're here

  • @lorenzo1425
    @lorenzo1425 Před 3 lety +15

    The way the cinematography instantly changes when the war starts

  • @djpower7525
    @djpower7525 Před 2 lety +5

    This was the first thing i thought of when war was declared today

  • @Shamino1
    @Shamino1 Před 4 lety +18

    "Let us revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands, where I was first bereaved." - one of the most brilliant and subtle lines of 90's british comedy.

  • @mcr00kes
    @mcr00kes Před 10 měsíci +6

    If ever there was a clip that fitted the "Well, that escalated quickly" meme perfectly, this is it!

  • @edwardclayton1308
    @edwardclayton1308 Před 2 lety +30

    Today, looking towards Eastern Europe having had every news and media outlet report on it for weeks on end, challenging one side of the argument with the half-truths of the other side, war as an inevitable outcome, I wonder if diplomacy in Ukraine would have stood a better chance if the News had been less hungry for.. "War!"..?? This programme was truly prophetic. The reality we live in is grim.

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 Před 2 lety +3

      Clicks, views and ad revenue. It's all the legacy media really cares about. War is good for business, yet another lifeline for a dying industry, just like Convid was.

    • @bortstanson2034
      @bortstanson2034 Před 2 lety +7

      So true. In fact right now they are extolling Ukrainians to be martyrs which plays good on news TV.

    • @williamthebonquerer9181
      @williamthebonquerer9181 Před 2 lety +2

      Russia decided to invade ukriane months ago

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 2 lety +1

      Utter nonsense.
      Not that long ago, russia agreed not to invade or attack Ukraine territory.
      And then it invaded.
      And then, this year, it invaded again.
      No one was attacking paranoid little Puteen.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 2 lety +1

      @@williamthebonquerer9181 And they have been "bursting with war" for years.

  • @allways28
    @allways28 Před 8 lety +41

    say it !
    you want the word?
    The wooord!

  • @shaunflynn8314
    @shaunflynn8314 Před 8 lety +95

    Way ahead of it's time... I can see Kay Burley doing this today.

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 Před 5 lety +3

      And also way ahead of its time.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 4 lety +7

      @@joseparcenary4706 Yep, that's the natural Kay Burley reaction to the deaths of thousands:
      "This is my chance to *SHINE* ."

  • @nozyspy4967
    @nozyspy4967 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Man, Tomorrow Never Dies would have been a much shorter film if Elliot Carver had just done this.

  • @flippy66
    @flippy66 Před 2 lety +2

    "The stretched twig of piece is at melting point" - that's a mixture of metaphors of Kuenssbergian proportions.

  • @ghostcat5303
    @ghostcat5303 Před 2 lety +38

    crushingly depressing how this clip becomes relevant every few years or so

  • @JamesMadelin
    @JamesMadelin Před 2 lety +16

    Timeless classic comedy… and a pitch perfect commentary on most media, too. Genius.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM Před 2 lety +3

    I tuned on the BBC for their coverage if the war and they were talking about the weather.
    Even talked to my mom about how they talk about it twice compared to our national news.

  • @delilh325
    @delilh325 Před rokem +4

    2:14
    Completely lost it when Chris turns to the screen behind him to talk to Dônnnald Bethl'hem

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 Před 6 lety +40

    The actor playing the British minister appeared as Sweaty Raphael in 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
    (he also provided the voice of Radio Norwich)

    • @thomashayes6528
      @thomashayes6528 Před 4 lety +2

      Cacky Raphael

    • @kristianTV1974
      @kristianTV1974 Před 4 lety +3

      He was also in This Time with Alan Partridge on the subject of corporal punishment

  • @thepassenger3332
    @thepassenger3332 Před 2 lety +3

    The anchor basically started the war, hahaha.