Machine Guns Don't Work in Self Defense | Master Ken

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  • @Ryder-a-Blaze
    @Ryder-a-Blaze Před 2 lety +352

    Master Ken really does look like a Street Fighter character now.

    • @MaeljinRajah
      @MaeljinRajah Před 2 lety +25

      Who do you think was M. Bison's mentor?

    • @thedevilsadvocate9365
      @thedevilsadvocate9365 Před 2 lety +24

      He trained all of them.

    • @BERNARDMARBBELCUSTOMYESCULTURA
      @BERNARDMARBBELCUSTOMYESCULTURA Před 2 lety +4

      is the dan from youtube XD

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz Před 2 lety +13

      Looks like "Ken. Bison"
      Edit: I was talking about Street Fighter's Ken and completely forgot his name is "Master Ken" as well😂

    • @Flokoli1
      @Flokoli1 Před 2 lety +10

      @@chikenfartz When you know Ken's full name is actually Ken Masters, it makes it more evident

  • @viniolie
    @viniolie Před 2 lety +473

    I just lost it at: "So when we see a paper target wandering around committing crimes we can shoot that", i can't stop laughing

    • @Dornpunzel
      @Dornpunzel Před rokem +8

      3:45 would be the timestamp. You're welcome ;)

    • @cheesefactory4234
      @cheesefactory4234 Před rokem +1

      As the 290th reply, I can confirm this was the funniest part of the video.

    • @pedrobossio5440
      @pedrobossio5440 Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂

    • @irzyxelwj
      @irzyxelwj Před rokem +2

      Same

    • @krisg822
      @krisg822 Před rokem +1

      it's actually rather sarcasm and a valid point, the targets are not without a reason shaped like humans 😏

  • @AlexanderWernerJr
    @AlexanderWernerJr Před 2 lety +299

    The Quadzilla only poked a couple of tiny holes into the target, whereas Master Ken totally obliterated the paper enemy, so it's a clear and unmistakable win for KENZILLA. Period. Fullstop.

    • @Aoekin
      @Aoekin Před 2 lety +16

      legend says he not only obliterates the paper target, but it's whole family line of paper people.

    • @AlexanderWernerJr
      @AlexanderWernerJr Před 2 lety +13

      @@Aoekin Undoubtedly. It's irrefutable science at this point, all paperologists are in full agreement.

    • @JoeyjojoShabadoo7
      @JoeyjojoShabadoo7 Před rokem +3

      😂👌

    • @mechael
      @mechael Před rokem +4

      Not only that, master Ken devoured the enemy. No gun can ever do that.

    • @AlexanderWernerJr
      @AlexanderWernerJr Před rokem +2

      @@mechael Hail to the king, baby!

  • @KurtAngle89
    @KurtAngle89 Před 2 lety +129

    Honestly, i love Kris.
    She's got the best face reactions among all the collabs.
    And she's a badass, too

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 Před 2 lety +4

      she was such a good sport loll

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 Před 2 lety +5

      ikr her facial expressions were the best when ken was making bizzare statements xdd

    • @user-zh6ec7fk1w
      @user-zh6ec7fk1w Před 2 lety +2

      @J well he little bit heavier...

    • @ramonbmovies
      @ramonbmovies Před 2 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @johnwick-nd8tf
      @johnwick-nd8tf Před 7 měsíci

      Not just is a bad ass but has a bad ass
      Just trying to be funny

  • @whybecauseweedbro8392
    @whybecauseweedbro8392 Před 2 lety +148

    Never ceases to amaze me how he can be that funny all the time and not ever break character... like he always looks so serious its hard to event know when he Is being sarcastic or not lol

    • @Jorvaskrr
      @Jorvaskrr Před 2 lety +10

      Why do you think they splice multiple shots together. The blooper reel might be longer than the video itself.

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 Před 2 lety +6

      We need some blooper compilations

    • @altitudeadjustment259
      @altitudeadjustment259 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Boris82 "Enter the Dojo" has really good bloopers lol

    • @Christian-dd2qm
      @Christian-dd2qm Před 2 lety +6

      It's the same reason the Naked Gun is so good. Leslie Nielsen looks as if he is playing a serious action movie.

  • @septegram
    @septegram Před 2 lety +214

    He's gnawing on the scenery, and she's thinking "who let this guy onto my range?"
    I can never tell quite how much of these are scripted and how much is natural / ad-libbed.
    Always hilarious, regardless.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer Před 2 lety +22

      At least part of that had to be scripted because I'm sure she would never be loading while humans were downrange (Matt and the camera person).

    • @septegram
      @septegram Před 2 lety +5

      @@starsiegeplayer Oh, absolutely! I just never know how much.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer Před 2 lety +11

      @@septegram Yeah, i have a feeling that Matt improvs alot of Master Ken's actions and lines. It's actually quite funny to watch some of his guests crack up in the middle of a take. :D

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 Před 2 lety +3

      @@starsiegeplayer It looked like they filmed that at different times. He doesn't even have hearing protection on.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson Před 2 lety +3

      If it looks like it's going off the rails, it's probably the ad-libbed portion.

  • @WallEWorld
    @WallEWorld Před 2 lety +69

    At first, I thought he was showing off his biceps while shooting the Barrett but he was actually protecting his hat. lol

  • @davehatte1056
    @davehatte1056 Před 2 lety +148

    No matter how goofy you project, you can't hide the flow of being gun proficient.

    • @moritsune1502
      @moritsune1502 Před 2 lety +15

      Seriously, lmao. I could see it immediately when he was holding the blue gun, I figured he's fired a lot or he's had some kind of military experience. I don't know much about his background, but yeah, he has a good amount of firearm experience 👍

    • @IceWyte
      @IceWyte Před 2 lety +9

      @@moritsune1502 He's actually an Actor called Matt Page! He owns his own production company and has been in a ton of movies etc. quite a few military ones so I'm assuming it's range experience as he's been acting since he was a kid and went to college to study film. He may even shoot in his spare time as you're right he handles a firearm extremely well.

    • @mariosargiropoulos1715
      @mariosargiropoulos1715 Před 2 lety +1

      @@IceWyte He had a small role in a great movie called Shot Caller.

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 Před 2 lety +2

      @@IceWyte He has to have some martial arts background no? His knowledge of it has to be good to make fun of it and his form is also strong.

    • @grayfullbuster5095
      @grayfullbuster5095 Před rokem +1

      MP5 had way better control in his shoulder and both eyes open too ^^

  • @Kbfraley91
    @Kbfraley91 Před 2 lety +16

    The way master Ken handled the barrett ... certified operator 😂🤣

  • @alanfrost75
    @alanfrost75 Před 2 lety +54

    Jokes aside, that quadzilla thing did a lot less damage to a paper target than I expected after all the hype.

    • @septegram
      @septegram Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah, I think Ameri-do-te actually did win this time 😆

    • @sunshineeddy6849
      @sunshineeddy6849 Před 2 lety +13

      There would have been more damage had the bottom of the paper target been weighted down. The wind from the bullets picked it up and I suspect at least half the bullets never touched the paper because it was horizontal almost immediately.

    • @sunshineeddy6849
      @sunshineeddy6849 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m not saying that damage would have been as impressive as I was expecting, but it would have been more than this.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin Před 2 lety +7

      well the quadzilla didn't rip the paper in half so i think its clear ameridote is superior

    • @robertwilson3866
      @robertwilson3866 Před 2 lety +2

      If the had used 1 meter caliber bullets it would have done more damage

  • @michaelhearson
    @michaelhearson Před 2 lety +106

    I am dying right now. I love Kris and how she tolerated Master Ken's infinite knowledge of weapons and martial arts. ( I know it's all an act, or is it?) It's tough to perceive since Master Ken can manipulate physical reality at will. Thanks for sharing. God bless Master Ken nation 🙏 🙌 ♥ 🥋🥋👍

  • @mindfuldrone
    @mindfuldrone Před 2 lety +26

    For a moment there I thought Master Ken wasn't going to restomp that paper groin. He didn't disappoint. He never disappoints.

  • @DanGoodShotHD
    @DanGoodShotHD Před 2 lety +46

    How is it that I'm just discovering this jem of a man. This National Treasure. Filling a hole in my life I didn't even know that I had. I have a lot of very informative and life saving videos to watch now.
    Thank you Master Ken!

    • @generality9559
      @generality9559 Před 2 lety +1

      me too this shit is hilarious

    • @krispr1me
      @krispr1me Před 2 lety +1

      Found him because I USED to practice taekwondo. :\

    • @Dreoilin
      @Dreoilin Před 2 lety

      Go watch his old show. It's amazing.

    • @lupin9548
      @lupin9548 Před 2 lety +2

      Ameri-Do-Te does fill a lot of holes.

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin Před rokem

      You mean Jam of a man.

  • @stonecoldscubasteveo4827
    @stonecoldscubasteveo4827 Před 2 lety +14

    I'm most impressed that they have an indoor range that allows .50 BMG.

  • @michaelclemons1761
    @michaelclemons1761 Před 2 lety +12

    Anyone else think Kris' "What the Holy Hell" face deserves some kind of award? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samurijder9550
    @samurijder9550 Před 2 lety +24

    Anything less than the gun from a A10 is basically a peashooter to Master Ken.

    • @carlbeaumont4276
      @carlbeaumont4276 Před 2 lety +2

      He'd fire that from the hip!

    • @vinny142
      @vinny142 Před 2 lety +3

      @@carlbeaumont4276 He'd hand-crank it too.

  • @davidwebb793
    @davidwebb793 Před 2 lety +35

    Love your work Master Ken. I learn heaps from your practical advice so thank you for making these videos, it is awesome educational content.. In groinstomp we trust.

  • @ShawsOwn
    @ShawsOwn Před 2 lety +7

    All silliness aside, Master Ken actually has really good weapon manipulation. Using his nonfiring hand to come over the top to clear that Barrett isn't something you normally see in amateurs or laymen. You can also notice that his finger immediately comes off the trigger when he finishes his shit & resets.

    • @vinny142
      @vinny142 Před 2 lety +7

      He's American, he probably learned to shoot before he learned to talk.
      Ok, I exaggerate, he learned how to re-stomp the groin first, then guns, then talking.

    • @kendo207
      @kendo207 Před 2 lety +1

      Umm the Barrett is a bolt action so most people would actually operate the bolt with the right hand if they are shooting it right handed.

  • @badmandansanchez1823
    @badmandansanchez1823 Před 2 lety +10

    Just so you know the instructional video about wheelchair deference ultimately landed me on what professionals would call intensive probation. Point is I survived the encounter, and that's what matters.

  • @Kornfed1980
    @Kornfed1980 Před 2 lety +6

    I don’t know how he is so seamless with nonsense. That man is a damn living legend.

  • @entylsa
    @entylsa Před 2 lety +6

    I did not see quadzilla restomp the groin so we know who won!

  • @alizard3356
    @alizard3356 Před 2 lety +5

    The problem with using guns is that they do not allow you to re-stomp that groin

  • @Orrinwellsbigo
    @Orrinwellsbigo Před 2 lety +4

    Her reactions are priceless I will have to watch this video again😁😁😁😁

  • @TenaciousDanzig
    @TenaciousDanzig Před rokem +1

    Master Ken even restomped the groin of the paper target. Such dedication!

  • @matthewrobertson232
    @matthewrobertson232 Před 2 lety +1

    Master Ken showed great discipline and restraint of his true power whenever he didn’t look down whenever Kris turned around to fire quadzilla!

  • @Vitriol-Divergent
    @Vitriol-Divergent Před 2 lety +14

    Master Ken is an expert at portraying the narcissim of most martial arts instructors.

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Před 2 lety +17

    I like to think that he calls these guys without telling them that he's making a joke video, and these people come in thinking that he's going to give an actual lesson.

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 Před 2 lety +7

    Master Ken looks absolute badass with firearms

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight

    Damn ol girl is Holdin, didn't see that comin but her frame aside Master Ken is truly a fuckin LEGEND, hope he never stops making content, just found this channel a couple weeks ago and I've officially upgraded from a common fan to a whole industrial A/C unit 🥶

  • @nightraid7
    @nightraid7 Před 2 lety +4

    Always restomp that groin 🔥✌🏻

  • @thatoneguy9473
    @thatoneguy9473 Před 2 lety +4

    That HK slap. If you know, you know.

  • @andrewmccormack4295
    @andrewmccormack4295 Před 2 lety +3

    Chris is cool and her facial expressions were hilarious,great episode Master Ken,love the quadzilla.That Barrett was awesome.

  • @thomasgrable1746
    @thomasgrable1746 Před 2 lety +4

    My only problem with a full auto weapon is that I fire it once, "BRRRRAPPP," and my paycheck is gone. ;o)

    • @collossuss10
      @collossuss10 Před 2 lety

      Is this a cleverly veiled threat towards your employer?

    • @thomasgrable1746
      @thomasgrable1746 Před 2 lety +1

      @@collossuss10 No, just a statement on the cost of ammo these days.

  • @ryulee458
    @ryulee458 Před 2 lety +7

    Like always you never disappoint Master Ken😂😂😂

  • @alexanderren1097
    @alexanderren1097 Před 6 měsíci

    The day Master Ken graced your dojo with his presence was the most important day of your life but for Master Ken, it was Tuesday

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever Před 2 lety +8

    Machinegun Kelly doesn't seem to know what she was getting into. Master Ken is the best.

  • @edwarddolezal559
    @edwarddolezal559 Před rokem +2

    I just realised how cool it would be if master ken had his own action movie

  • @JimmyMidnite
    @JimmyMidnite Před rokem

    I LOVE when they’re fully hip to Master Ken’s schenanigans and play the straight man/woman perfectly.

  • @erics2305
    @erics2305 Před 2 lety

    Him running downrange while she was loading the Quadzilla made the hairs on my back and my neck stand up lol

  • @Gangleri333
    @Gangleri333 Před rokem

    I like her smile, when she fires the .50 😊

  • @ValleyDragon
    @ValleyDragon Před 2 lety +1

    MASTER KEN deserves credit for inspiring Between 2 Ferns.

  • @swaghauler8334
    @swaghauler8334 Před 2 lety +2

    How Master Ken keeps a straight face is beyond me...
    Ameridote Rules!! Always restomp the groin.

  • @ALCALPONE888
    @ALCALPONE888 Před 2 lety +2

    Notificationsquad Master ken and everybody else have a good New Year

  • @kingbaldwiniv5409
    @kingbaldwiniv5409 Před 2 lety +1

    The moment she squared up to it and I saw the holo-sight, I started to grin.
    As Quadzilla was firing, my smile just kept creeping bigger and bigger.

  • @cr4yone4ter
    @cr4yone4ter Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you Master Ken for teaching me to shoot anything that moves 👍🏼

  • @Guywithnonamereviews
    @Guywithnonamereviews Před 2 lety +3

    Lol she’s great! Keeps character the whole time

  • @sonofkabisch
    @sonofkabisch Před rokem +1

    6:51 Gun Mommy packs some real heat

  • @bengrauartwork
    @bengrauartwork Před 2 lety +3

    Had grand master Ken used the death stare the range wouldve seized to exist and cause so much damage that they would need to relocate.
    Kris is another amazing guest! This video has too much badass america in it. you are warned.

  • @Tymczas
    @Tymczas Před 2 lety +2

    I love how this bigass/badass Kris (or not sure cause english is not my mothers tongue) is proficient with those long and dangerous objects

  • @saltyassassin
    @saltyassassin Před 2 lety +1

    Love Kris! Been following her for awhile. Master Ken just gets more Legendary!

  • @stratdx
    @stratdx Před 2 lety

    What an absolutely beautiful creature… and Chris is not too bad either.

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Před 2 lety +3

    "We can't win... the Allies have Master Ken..." - Adolf Hitler

  • @jbirdmax
    @jbirdmax Před 2 lety +16

    Ether she was truly baffled and cringing, or she deserves an Oscar.

    • @Kris-Chanski
      @Kris-Chanski Před 2 lety +10

      Thank you 😊

    • @badrequest5596
      @badrequest5596 Před 2 lety +1

      some parts left me wondering. but at this point its impossible to make a colab with master ken and not know what he's all about

    • @swaghauler8334
      @swaghauler8334 Před 2 lety

      @@Kris-Chanski Loved the video.

  • @frequencyspectra1
    @frequencyspectra1 Před 2 lety

    One thing that I like about master ken is he is always to the point. He always means business and always has his guard up. Guess it is more than one thing.

  • @williamschlosser77
    @williamschlosser77 Před rokem

    Master Ken showed excellent muzzle cotrol on the fully-auto burst... i think he's pretty good with firearms.

  • @KhanLikeNo0ther
    @KhanLikeNo0ther Před 2 lety +1

    Love You Master Ken......

  • @vitorbouza4586
    @vitorbouza4586 Před 11 měsíci

    This one I like not because of master ken, but because of her!

  • @DomDomPop
    @DomDomPop Před 2 lety +1

    Holy crap did he really one hand a Barrett .50? What a champion.

  • @krispr1me
    @krispr1me Před 2 lety +1

    6:51 NOW we're seeing her deadliest "asset."

  • @LunRockandPop
    @LunRockandPop Před rokem

    Lol..omg..eyes away and holding the laugh..master ken is a true master

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret Před 2 lety +2

    I love how Master Ken has infiltrated the entire guntuber/gun influencer community.

  • @markking002
    @markking002 Před 2 lety

    stunning mastery of the 702 variant groin stomp for paper target adversary

  • @arcanewanderness5458
    @arcanewanderness5458 Před 2 lety +1

    Well, in the end I see that target after quadzilla is full of the holes and after Master Ken's Ameri-Do-Te there is no target at all!

  • @christian6473
    @christian6473 Před 2 lety +29

    Maybe I missed something: Could it be that none of the weapons is a machine gun?

    • @scottjohnson926
      @scottjohnson926 Před 2 lety +36

      Depends what year you ask the ATF, I'm sure in 2023 black powder revolvers will be considered machine guns by the ATF

    • @Nightengale537
      @Nightengale537 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol

    • @Nightengale537
      @Nightengale537 Před 2 lety +9

      Remember the rules of being an atf agent drink 15 bottles of alcohol 10 cigarettes then deal with guns

    • @kingchaos6050
      @kingchaos6050 Před 2 lety +8

      The MP5 is literally a sub “MACHINE” gun (SMG)! So how are none of them machine guns!?

    • @JoeyBaby47
      @JoeyBaby47 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kingchaos6050 Slap!

  • @GWhizard
    @GWhizard Před 2 lety

    Enjoyed the vid. Not rolling on floor but laughing.

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Před rokem

    Machine Gun Kelly Chris Kelly Chris is hysterical! I love her facial expressions! 🤣

  • @ZachlyS
    @ZachlyS Před rokem

    The most underrated martial arts channel

  • @djboogymonster
    @djboogymonster Před 2 lety

    “The Stanislavsky”, love it. ( I’m a theater teacher.)

  • @sramdeojohn4428
    @sramdeojohn4428 Před 2 lety +1

    🤣😅😂 "Stomp that groin!!!"

    • @JoeyBaby47
      @JoeyBaby47 Před 2 lety +2

      No, no, it is, "restomp that groin."

  • @b-rye428
    @b-rye428 Před 2 lety

    My CZcams Sensei never fails me. MASTER KEN!!!

  • @TOMBSTONESTAN
    @TOMBSTONESTAN Před rokem +1

    As an English shooter I can't believe the amount of bullet skimes off the walls and floors. One of my clubs got closed for having a single wall skim. But good stuff Master Ken 👍👍👍

  • @vincedibona4687
    @vincedibona4687 Před 2 lety +1

    Machine Gun Ke… I mean, _Chris_ is a real trouper. Thanks for the great video!

  • @MSGtJimator
    @MSGtJimator Před rokem

    That was a valuable gun safety and history lesson by Master Ken. I feel a lot more safe now. And educated.

  • @pappabunny
    @pappabunny Před 2 lety

    And stomped the groin. Perfect.

  • @AirDave15
    @AirDave15 Před 23 dny

    Ken fired those guns like a beast!! Ameri-do-te definitely beats the quadzilla

  • @jimmythecrow
    @jimmythecrow Před 2 lety

    i love the inaccuracies.

  • @makenjikarate
    @makenjikarate Před 2 lety +1

    That slo mo scene killed me 😂😂😂

  • @LIGHTUNIVERSE
    @LIGHTUNIVERSE Před 2 lety +3

    The Quadzilla is a very impressive weapon but I think it has been out matched!

  • @dougmulle2627
    @dougmulle2627 Před rokem

    I love her hair flying from the Barrett

  • @jozseftoth9368
    @jozseftoth9368 Před 2 lety

    I could watch Chris shooting the quadzilla for hours, filmed from behind

  • @nightcap43
    @nightcap43 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow

  • @duxdawg
    @duxdawg Před 2 lety

    Fantastic! Love it!

  • @michaelboyle9512
    @michaelboyle9512 Před rokem

    Quad-zilla, I need that in my life. Sometimes there's a lot of nats around my property. I'm convinced that will take care of the problem.

  • @sputsputskeeskee7113
    @sputsputskeeskee7113 Před 2 lety

    Yasss! Lummysum Kris Chanski ♥️!!!

  • @michaelmotter2486
    @michaelmotter2486 Před 2 lety

    Not sure why but I am definitely scaroused!

  • @vratisavslezny9394
    @vratisavslezny9394 Před rokem

    06:22 ...and groin!
    The ultimate technique - stay focus, stay aware, stay danger!
    Another one proof of Master's Ken advantage... dominance... supremacy on reality - power of mind!

  • @armandosampaioderezende1869
    @armandosampaioderezende1869 Před 5 měsíci

    3:37 this is simply true.

  • @malkavianloner8808
    @malkavianloner8808 Před 8 měsíci

    im downright impressed with one armin the 50 cal

  • @HDBujutsu1775
    @HDBujutsu1775 Před rokem

    Kris looks great as always🔥

  • @samityamity8992
    @samityamity8992 Před 2 lety +5

    “Well… guess there’s something to be said for second best.” This guy kills me.

  • @krisg822
    @krisg822 Před rokem

    6:22 "as always - restomp the groin"

  • @kennethkinman1338
    @kennethkinman1338 Před 2 lety

    Ahh man I've missed this humor... glad I found it again.

  • @irzyxelwj
    @irzyxelwj Před rokem

    I'm still not sure hot the Barret made it into this, but.... pretty sure those were G3s.... And I loved the part where he says when we see paper targets wandering around....

  • @ManapuaMan
    @ManapuaMan Před 2 lety +2

    Master Ken don't need no Ear Pro.

  • @justinengland9814
    @justinengland9814 Před rokem

    Master Ken rules!

  • @caliba88
    @caliba88 Před 2 lety

    i thought that trick only works for guys but being funny made her so much more attractiv to me.

  • @Johnny_Janitor
    @Johnny_Janitor Před 2 lety

    Shooting guns is my favorite thing to do other than archery and video games

  • @careyhammett9253
    @careyhammett9253 Před rokem

    No ear pro for the quadzilla! Effing Legend

  • @BOBOMulleinWolf
    @BOBOMulleinWolf Před 2 lety

    I just love Kris

  • @aharris87
    @aharris87 Před 2 lety

    Shoutout to that leg strap for holding strong!!