My Poisonous Pet Needs A Name!
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- This is my pet Eastern Tiger Salamander. He looks a lot like one of the biggest Amphibians in the world, a River Dragon but he is actually just sitting closer to the camera then I am to create an illusion he is a HUGE salamander to get a better look at him. We Need your help naming him! I have had him for a few years and still haven't named him, You guys named my pet Dumpy the Frog and now you can leave a comment and the one with the most likes will be these salamander's name.
- Zábava
Please, I’m begging you. Call him Toothless.
Toofless!
YESSSSSSS
As a Lego character I approve of this name
Toothless
YESS
I was shitting myself wondering how I'd never heard of a commercially available dog sized salamander
I mean there is a salamander a size of a small dog called a hellbender
For a second there I thought it was a Komodo dragon (it is a lizard not a dragon)
@@AFKAden there is also one the size of a giant dog the chinese giant salamander
It is fake and they can’t eat eggs
that egg he fed him looked weird.
As soon as he opened his mouth I said oh my God, it's Toothless!
I agree with everyone else, call him Toothless. Also you gotta love perspective camera tricks.
He opens his mouth like the lights going up on an 80’s Ferrari.
😂🎉
I know you're talking about the pop-ups on a Ferrari F40. Its my favorite car so yeah i know what you're talking about
Is F40 his name choice for you? You should comment that for a choice
@@RedHead_88 Jesus Christ, I said this guy was talking about a Ferrari F40 a car, who would name a salamander F40? Who would even have numbers in their name?
@@ado_car_addict2 Elon Musk would approve my comment. You're boring AF lol
That was the absolute creepiest “open” I’ve ever heard in my life 😂😂😂
I know! Lol He opens and it sounds like a dark portal opening lol
I know he's a boy but I'd call him
IVY
Cos he's poisonous
Fart
Bruh literally your trying to hide the fake ness
😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
Look at those eyes; you just know that little guy just has the Wii music going on in his head 24/7.
🎶 Doo Doo Doot Doot Doot...Doo Doot Doot!!! DOOT!!!! Du-doo duh-doot!!!! 🎶
"Is he poisonous?"
Uhh...well...Were you gonna try to eat him?
“Open”
*literally sounds like a gateway to hell*
💀💀💀🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Yes
"domain expansion: self-embodiment of perfection"
Looks like the gateway to hell
*LET THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED ACTIVATE YOU*
The editor needs a raise !! 😂
Hmmm
It's actually an illusion
@@UPLOADSOFMADNESSnot some parts, like the part he slaps it or give it a egg
@@UPLOADSOFMADNESSno these big animals are edited but just like with the frog he owns a actual alive one and says its a illusion
Literally 😂😂😂😂😂
Call the Frog: WEDNESDAY!!!
Ans the salamander: Toothless!!!
Toothfairy is never gonna visit him😂
SALAMI BRO! HIS NAME SHOULD BE SALAMI.
Let's make it grow even more! Salami is almost there. Let's keep it going! Thanks!
team salami
👇
I am going to make a comment about salami too. I agree with you so we can keep the salami team up.
Moom i want some salami can you u buy it for me😂😂😂😂
I agree with the name
Yes yes yes yes
Lizard opens his mouth: hearing the souls of the dammed
🤣💀
Not a lizard
Yeah pretty much creepy as hell and how big was that egg?
@@Skippa1986yea correct salamanders are amphibians and lizards are reptiles
@@bryanclark3094you mean how small was the egg?
Dan that is some next level cinematography
I almost felt terrible because my tiger salamander only got about as big as it showed at the end and for most of the video I was like, "How did I let my slither baby die so prematurely????"
"Is he poisonous?"
Yes, but since I have no intention of eating him...
Fr
Said no Chinese mainlander ever
Tokyo its her name
Lmao!
@@Snbd26th🗿
TOOTHLESS IS THE ABSOLUTE PERFECT NAME WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT IS SO SMART
Oh my God yes yes yes
Fr
Tote
That shit is ass can’t lie
Like the movie 🎥 Toothless
Good editing
The editing is these always blows my mind
I see this guy every so often, and each time I forget he uses camera tricks lol
Then how did he eat an egg 😱
@@sonampawaskar2586edited 😅
Tricked me so much with the size.
nah fr🤣
@@sonampawaskar2586look at the egg in the mouth again, it’s fake
It looked so real untill you fed him the egg 🤣
I thought it was evident with the water but god damn that egg was 32bit at best 😂😂😂
Benjamin Ali or Elisa or any name for
@@Swolcoq 🤣
Ohh I noticed the edit effect now.
Hahahaha
Nah I’m too high for this showin how small he actually was tripped me out 😂
Had to rewatch to see all those actions edited/CGI. You really can't tell the difference if you didn't rlly tried to look for it 😭
Watched this stoned and thought the giant salamander was a completely normal thing
How is it not real if he fed it an egg, his hand was that small next to it, and the leash? He's just joking with another small one, and dumpy is cgi
@@nicholasbradley8868 bro whatt 😭
@@saysaynugget6293 I know they don't get that big, but it has to be special effect with the egg.
@@nicholasbradley8868 Look closely the egg he gave him you'll see
@@saysaynugget6293How Can you Say "bro whatt"? Do you know Komodo dragons ? A salamander with this size could rly exist
can we get a round of applause for the lil guys acting, he did a great job
The egg in his mouth looked so fake
Name him toothi
@@alextrippier8913it is lol the actual one wouldn't be able to fit the egg in its mouth. It's cgi
We've been had! 😒😂🤣🤣
and the salamander was pretty great too.
If this salamander had been discovered before the tiger, would we call the tiger a 'salamander cat'?"
Dude got his cgi skills from marvel
even after the illusion is broken i’ve never seen such a big salamander honestly
Google chinese giants salamander. Those bastards are massive
Look up Asian giant salamander to ruin your day
Yup the only news that actually get that big are Japanese salamanders.
Did you know there is a salamander that big, I'm pretty sure it's the Chinese salamander
Yes the Chinease Giant salamander is the biggest salamander 👍
Gotta agree with the guy saying to name him toothless. Definitely resembles the dragon from how to train your dragon.
Never thought of that but good call 🤘
Absolutely
Toothless
Yesssssssss
Omg no way your right, I had a pet that I had named toothless and it brought up so many memories ❤
Not that egg turning small😂😂
He looks like a mixture of a frog and a lizard
But it's cute❤
I'd call him toothless 😂
Yes
Omg yesssss 😂😂😂😂
He really is toothless hahahaah😂😂
Yes! Brilliant!
Omg yeaaaaaaa
"open.."
Lizard starts opening the gates to hell in its mouth.
bleach reference?
And no teeth..
Hahaha😂 you're funny
I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes and Im not gonna be the one to ruin that 😝
Its not à lizard
“Open mouth” bro is like Alexa
Instead of questioning if his pets are real, maybe we should start questioning if... *he* is real...
Bro opened a portal to a new dimension when he opened his mouth 😂😂
😂
can’t stop laughing at this 🤣🤣
You’ve got me twice with those clever edits now 😂
It’s not edited it is just some really good usage of perspective
Haha same😂
The big one is 100% fake. I'm shocked people actually believe it's real 🤣
It is real the pet is just siting next to the camera
He is so cuteeeeee you know fun fact the long leg spiders we see everywhere are actually one of the most fatal however good thing for people their fangs are to small to pierce our skin
You incredibly know how to use angle
"He's a good boy."
"Where's my cat?"😂😂😂
Bob Marley do you have some weed
@@OLD_BOY125 But of course 😉
Poisonous on his skin, smooth, no hair and looks really chill...his name HAS to be SLICK!
I love this and dumpy
Team slick
A pimp named slick back
W
Bro the salamander said mwaaahahahahha when he/she open his mouth
Was about to say, there was something really uncanny about it around the time it opened it's mouth to eat... I'm glad I'm not going crazy
Bro, the illusion he looked so big😂
It was a real egg but he cut it and made it cgi it had a weird effect but he is small
@@abdouabude7692 they're two differerent animals, the eyes get different right before he starts to pick it up
He also used CGI. Pulled off the biggest mind fuck
@deborah😢😢😢😢😢beckles1314
...I had alot of questions, CGI seems like the be explanation. Something weird happens to the egg when he brings is down, same with when he pours the water on it.
The interaction with the cat was well done.
”He doesn't even bites, look!”
*Famous* *last* *words* 😂
Literally attempts to bite the cat 💀😂
The noise he made when he opened he mouth ☠️
His throat sounds like a disposer lol
Dude knows how to do some good camera work. Insane
U seen the egg in his mouth😂
watch the end
@@1300ButtaSmoove
No its cgi
@@TripleR6394you just had to ruin it
@@galaxynady5575it is cgi tho the guy before him already ruined the joke he just explained the truth 🤦🏾♂️
Him after he is named toothless
: I am loved by everyone.
My dogs name is toothless!! 😂
@@Ce_Printempsnobody gives 2 shits 😂😂😂
😂@@DirtBikesAndOtherShit
I commented too, i gave you credit cuz that is a great name
@@DirtBikesAndOtherShit😂😂 bigggg facts
dude nice dog
can he feel love cose most reptiles cant feel love
That clever editing really got my hopes up thinking I could have a comically large salamander 😢😢😢
10/10 max pfp
comically large salamanders exist. There are critically endangered species that are HUGE. They don't look anything close to that salamander though, so don't set the bar too high while searching it up.
there are actually salamanders that live up to this size
Not the horrifying void noises coming out of that thing as soon as it opens it’s mouth 💀
BRO I WAS LOOKIN FOR THIS COMMENT, bro when i heard that I was like WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLL IS THIS MF MAKING AMBIENT SOUNDS OF TORTURE AND FEASTING FROM HELL
LOL
HIS NAME STILL NEEDS TO B E SAMMY
The demons were leaving his mouth
King salah
Bro when he said open it sounds like me at 4am thirsty and I don’t want to get up
If everyone is freaking out like oh my word are the humongous lizard no it's just CGI impressive CGI
Bro had me fully tricked. Respect.
He also used video editing software
Name him cgi
When people tell you the largest amphibian in the world is the giant japanese salamander, you need to trust their word.
Facts
Almost had me fooled until you fed him the egg
😂 I thought something looked off.
It got me til he showed the actual size 😂😂😂
When you put the egg in it turns to a png
Im not falling for this twice
If you couldn't see that it was CGI, then you're not ready for 2024
Should I go back to december
@@renarich4942too late I went even further back now I’m seeing cowboys and Indians
@@renarich4942 you should be warned that there will be fake/AI generated content released this election season.
Shiiiiiiiit😂
It's not CGI it's a camera trick, he showed how he does it with Dumpy but I have no idea how he's doing it with the cat and the leash and all the other things. He breaks my brain
Incredible editing skills bro
Is it just the two of us noticed it?😅
The egg in the mouth looks so obvs
Oh yeah
Lol fr
I noticed immediately because all CGI uses distinct physics that don't match reality. He did good with the lighting and shadows but its movements did not look real.
that 2nd scene when you petted him looks like you petted air tbh
You're not fooling me with this one bro
That egg eating was terrifying
That's what I was thinking 😂😂
That was edit bro
@@clashstar7328duh Sherlock
U can even hear the sounds it makes
@@clashstar7328 can still be terrifying
For those confused, he is poisonous to eat, so if you eat him you will get poisoned, but not when he bites
If they need to bite you it’s venom not poison.
Poisonous vs Venomous
Why would we be confused? That’s literally the definition of poisonous. Why are you repeating this to us? What an inane comment . Smh
No one is confused. You were though. You googled this and then copy and pasted it to flex your ego
They are not venomous they are poisonous so when they bite you it won't kill you it may hurt but you won't die and if you eat them (idk y u would but) ur gonna die.
The "open" was what threw me off
IM AGREEING WITH THE NAME TOOTHLESS! IF YOU NAME YOUR SALAMANDER TOOTHLESS IM SUBSCRIBING
Name him Sesame. That way when you tap on his head to feed him, you can say "Open Sesame" 😊
now this comment wins 1000%
The name is going to be fangless 😂just kidding going to be mr. Lizard or pong
Yes.JUST YES
@@cristymarilla6330lol like Toothless from HTTYD
Bro thats crazy "Open sesmene😂😂😂😂😂
1. I love how you make it seem like your pets are gigantic
2. Toothless.
Bella
Geko
Gupy
Jcub 😊 pls
Jacube
Personally I’d name him Gilmore because he always looks happy!
wow that looks almost real
Nice effect… until the egg broke the illusion.
What illusion?? It's a lizard
@@CowboyCookhousesalamander
You are right nice effect
Yes
@@CowboyCookhouse It’s edited to look bigger than it actually is.
The animal animations look very authentic ,I wouldn't have realized it was fake if he didn't give her the egg
Take a second look and watch the edges of the animal, the eyes, the way he moves into frame, and how the camera is angled. phyiscal cinema magic
The animal is real, he just sits back really far to make them look big. For that scene he edited the egg in.
King Julis
Just popping in here, know that Jesus loves you so much that Jesus died for ya, so you wouldnt have to go to hell, just accept Him as your Lord and Saviour, and repent from your sins my guy💛
@@Sunnyleaf-ki9ip I understand that you are trying to spread your religion and all, but you should try to ask yourself this question: "Is this how am I supposed to be doing it?"
You see, spreading your religion through CZcams comment sections about unrelated topics will make you seem desperate. It will make it look like your religion isn't as serious as you are trying to say it is.
The best way to spread your religion isn't by spamming it in CZcams comment sections. If you want to spread religion, maybe join a group about it, help out the Church (for Christianity), or something like that.
I'm not trying to be offensive. Just trying to help you out. Have a good day!
That Frog is a fucking monster dude
Toothless love it best name for him
The editing..... you had me going bro lol
I peeped it when he put the egg in its mouth 😂😂😂
Sammy am
454 likes without comments...lemme just fix it 🙃
FR me to
You son of.... You tricked us with his size 😂
He's nasty bro
😅😅
I am confused is he big or small?😂
Same here
The big version is CGI while the small one is the real one your welcomr
Bro that egg turned into a hand drawn one when it entered its mouth
The best edit ever!!!😮😮😮😮
I was fooled…until the egg eating 😂
Same bro 😂
Me 2😂😂😂😂
Umm I just finished the visor and I take back my words
Same
Like 1 pixle wide
Rasper. Purely for that ungodly noise he made when he opened his mouth. Very cute.
Yes rasper
Yes
I was thinking Syzoth, Reptiles real name from Mortal Kombat 🦎
Damm I thought it was one of those rare creatures but as the video went on I realised it wasn’t that actual size.
poisonous means you bite him you die, venomous means he bites you, you die.
Right! Butterflies can be poisonous, spiders can be venomous. Poison ivy is poisonous and not venomous, of course. In either case, poisonous and venomous both mean toxic because both poison and venom cause harm.
Venom is something to be injected into blood. Poison is something that seeps through your skin or damages it directly.
Yeah lol
Edit: Thx guys for 13 likes!
-aljokes the nerd
what if he bites me and a different one dies
@@driftingtilldawn2232 Voodoo
Name him toothless
That's actually a very good name for him.
I love this
Yes!! That would be great
YESSS
YES !!!
Cuddles is a good name, considering he is not venomous and just he lock like a cuddles to me.
Bro fall genjutsu
The open mouth salamander noises are going to haunt my dreams
Bro opened his mouth into the abyss
@@NotSeb999
Ong
T
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FRRR
“Oh what’s your name… vee-no-moose… hi venomous”
😂
*Oh hi vee-no-mous
@@PaperBloodd I feel if I spelt it like that people would sound it out like “mouse”
Comedian
When you ignored the 🚩😂
Jim Morrison. The lizard King
Dang me when he was big: 😮😮😮
Then he revealed he's small: 😢😢👿👿👿😂😂
"Is he poisonous?"
"Yes, but please don't eat my pet"
SHA BORGER
Uhh that’s not a name
"he doesn't have fangs!"
"open"
*death noise from it💀
I loved this 😂
Name him hery
If he’s that small how he fit that whole
egg in his mouth. These perception
videos mess with my brain, lol😄
you should call him timmy
For anyone that doesn’t know, poison is ingested (swallowed or inhaled) while venom is injected.
Bill Nye the Science Guy!.........or Girl!
(you have no way of telling)
So if you put a poison inside of a needle and inject it, it becomes venom? Or if you drink bleach it’s a poison and if you inject bleach it’s a Venom is what I’m asking lol.
Poison doesn't have to be ingested
How does that apply to an animal..?
So diffrent werdz 4 tha same sht, jus 2 confuze ppl. Gotcha ✅️
The way he looked at the camera saying "absolutely" has me cracking up for some reason 😂😂😂🤣 he is so extra for that🤣
@@Systemofadownfan805
The way he looked at the camera and said that was fake??
You kids have a hard time believing anything nowadays don't you. 😂
The size of the salamander was manipulated through video and illusion.
But the man and his ability to speak was absolutely real.
That is a fake egg
Call your Easter tiger salamander Sally
Why am I getting uncanny valley watching this?🤔