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  • Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 tee shirts just because?
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    Post Credits:
    CAST
    Siobhan Thompson
    Grant O'Brien
    CREW
    Director - Tim Wilkerson
    Producer - Julia Bales
    Writer - Kassia Miller
    Cinematography - Mark Farney
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
    Director of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Hair and Makeup - Alex French
    Production Coordinator - Shane Crown
    Camera Operator - Cale Nichols
    Assistant Camera / DIT - Andrew Harless
    Gaffer - Derek Wilds
    Key Grip - Kyle Loughrin
    Production Sound - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    VFX/Graphics Artist - Chris Rutherford
    Assistant Editor - Marissa Melnyk
    Post Production Supervisor - Stephanie Zorn
    Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Alex Lolli
    Production Intern - Grace Earley
    Post Production Intern - Marissa Melnyk
    Assistant Editor: Marissa Melnyk
    Editor: Ryan Anthony Martin
    Visual Effects - Graphics - Chris Rutherford
    Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn
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  • @TastyTherapy
    @TastyTherapy Před 8 lety +4730

    Gotta say that French Mega-Bitch look is lit.

  • @saxmast3r
    @saxmast3r Před 8 lety +4204

    Is this what my Mom is hallucinating while shopping/browsing for clothes online? Interesting

  • @bencns
    @bencns Před 8 lety +6271

    Am I the only one who thinks college humor went from college humor to office humor?

    • @lydiasharon8033
      @lydiasharon8033 Před 8 lety +191

      Actually very true

    • @Lucy-ng7cw
      @Lucy-ng7cw Před 8 lety +616

      Thats what I've been saying. I guess the college kids grew up and got jobs

    • @Aussiex77x
      @Aussiex77x Před 8 lety +206

      Actually though... that makes a lot of sense

    • @dalton5229
      @dalton5229 Před 8 lety +496

      To be fair, considering how old College Humor is, that makes a lot of sense. It's also natural for the humor to change when most of the people originally involved with it are gone. I don't think it's gotten worse, like a lot of people think, but it's certainly changed.

    • @Iunio92
      @Iunio92 Před 8 lety +86

      the videos have been general sketch comedy for what, 8 years now? bit slow on the uptake there mate

  • @greenapple1470
    @greenapple1470 Před 7 lety +2808

    "We can live on cocaine and kaviar for the rest of our lives!"
    "I don't even do drugs"
    "Yet"

  • @swiftlymurmurs1825
    @swiftlymurmurs1825 Před 7 lety +2748

    Man, Grant is fabulous!

  • @notmaia6292
    @notmaia6292 Před 8 lety +1690

    She looked really pretty as a french woman.

    • @klt2841
      @klt2841 Před 8 lety +92

      She looks really pretty in all of the outfits!

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren Před 7 lety +19

      she.was.just.wearing.a.striped.shirt

    • @lilyelizabeth7747
      @lilyelizabeth7747 Před 7 lety +95

      +Pierced French Siren plus red lipstick, high waisted white jeans, a side ponytail, whilst holding a cigarette and speaking with a French accent

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren Před 7 lety +4

      lily elizabeth except for the attempt of the french accent, and perhaps the cigarette if you wanna be cliché, i don't see how red lipstick and all the others are so french.

    • @lilyelizabeth7747
      @lilyelizabeth7747 Před 7 lety +31

      +Pierced French Siren it's a stereotype

  • @Telic
    @Telic Před 8 lety +3282

    Can you do a Male version of this?

    • @Telic
      @Telic Před 8 lety +35

      i like this one, i just think they can do more :D

    • @legendarien1075
      @legendarien1075 Před 8 lety +73

      Men don't chronically shop online

    • @jackjensen422
      @jackjensen422 Před 8 lety +92

      One of them is saying "just wear undershirts! fuck it!"

    • @irun_mon
      @irun_mon Před 8 lety +12

      men wear anything that's clean, women can't even wear green and yellow at the same time.

    • @jackjensen422
      @jackjensen422 Před 8 lety +61

      Irun Mon That's becoming less true. At least in big cities guys who want to get within 100 feet of their preferred sex have to make some effort or a guy who did will beat them there. Adam Smith would be proud.

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 Před 8 lety +898

    It's interesting how quickly Siobhan became the matriarch of the channel. Hard to imagine it without her.

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator Před 8 lety +20

      Oh, it's very easy to imagine it without her. Just bring back Emily or Sarah.

    • @liamdavis5388
      @liamdavis5388 Před 7 lety +25

      If they brought back Sarah, then we'll need jake and amir back for it to matter.
      For Emily it's Murph and Pat.
      But right now kate and Siobhan stand out, on their own.
      Well, in my opinion atleast.

    • @jungleemily7650
      @jungleemily7650 Před 7 lety +5

      Evija3000 Yeah, now she's never in any video and it's still had to imagine it.

    • @hollyroberts3821
      @hollyroberts3821 Před 5 lety +1

      Yh she was in anglophenia

    • @naaziaf7239
      @naaziaf7239 Před 4 lety +11

      Ally is the theytriarch

  • @umuahjokuamadi-obi7452
    @umuahjokuamadi-obi7452 Před 8 lety +233

    "You will not care about anything, but everything will care about you"
    Siobhan 2016

  • @AtopLeap
    @AtopLeap Před 8 lety +807

    Please, please make a version for us males, as we must have our own fashion-based personalities to choose from.

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Před 3 lety +9

      That's what hats are for

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Před 3 lety +16

      Yeah, like should I go with T-shirt and jeans or T-shirt and jeans?

    • @d73w80
      @d73w80 Před 2 lety +1

      @@requiem165 the real question is what jacket do you wear?

    • @YD_.
      @YD_. Před 2 lety +1

      @@requiem165 i feel like this would be the entire skit. Just various tshirt and jeans combos that look exactly the same.

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Před 2 lety

      @@YD_. loool

  • @jordandaniels577
    @jordandaniels577 Před 6 lety +109

    I love how she was advertising the "Little Black Dress" then was like "BUY THE SHOES!!!" 😂

  • @poliebear1335
    @poliebear1335 Před 4 lety +39

    Can I just.... Grant looks amazing in a dress. I need more content of him in dresses

  • @benshepard8838
    @benshepard8838 Před 8 lety +3334

    and click here it you think the queen of England should still be the queen of America

  • @johns2468
    @johns2468 Před 8 lety +474

    Go with the "birthday suit" you, it's free and it will get you free drinks

    • @ej-epicjourney5351
      @ej-epicjourney5351 Před 8 lety +88

      And, ya know, arrested.

    • @M99THESHaM
      @M99THESHaM Před 8 lety +11

      +EJ - Epic Journey only if you mis use its power

    • @druby2000
      @druby2000 Před 5 lety +2

      EJ - Epic Journey not if you use Zac’s underground tunnels.

  • @princenbl
    @princenbl Před 8 lety +89

    'French megabitch' had me

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae Před 7 lety +173

    "Buy this red lipstick and you will not care about anything."

    • @reaperz1983
      @reaperz1983 Před 4 lety +15

      "Buth everything will care about you"

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Před 3 lety

      Good job quoting stuff from the video I already watched

  • @thewitness7147
    @thewitness7147 Před 8 lety +638

    In my country we dont have shopping, instead we hunt animal and wife makes shirt with animal skin.

    • @konstiyo
      @konstiyo Před 8 lety +129

      For some reason i read this with an russian accent.

    • @jaimesegura7071
      @jaimesegura7071 Před 8 lety +46

      in Soviet Russia clothes make you

    • @jaimesegura7071
      @jaimesegura7071 Před 8 lety +1

      +Konsti Yo I did too

    • @TheSwedeMoffo
      @TheSwedeMoffo Před 8 lety +3

      You hånt? Here we just rip the fur åf hungry, man-eating animals. Much fastär.

    • @ontheperkys
      @ontheperkys Před 8 lety +6

      In Mother Russia, you don't have shopping, shopping has you.

  • @CraftyCicada
    @CraftyCicada Před 8 lety +63

    This might be the most accurate thing I've ever seen

  • @enderwiggins8248
    @enderwiggins8248 Před 4 lety +24

    This is easily one of the best sketches of this college humor era

  • @huh.2
    @huh.2 Před 5 lety +386

    I want v-neck Siobhan to top me
    Edit: I realize that I would never go within twenty feet of anyone acting like that character, but...

  • @joshuagwenn5750
    @joshuagwenn5750 Před 6 lety +9

    Absolutely impressive impersonations! This is my favorite sketch where Siobhan acted in. She really showed her acting talent here!

  • @lotte604
    @lotte604 Před 6 lety +97

    I can't decide which Siobhan is best. Sun Goddess Siobhan, CK Siobhan, Yoga Siobhan, Pinup Siobhan, Hiker Siobhan, French Siobhan, or Cocaine Siobhan. I have never typed the word Siobhan so many times before.

    • @libby1611
      @libby1611 Před 5 lety +1

      Cocaine. Siobhan in Versace is the best.

  • @yaniskhamsi808
    @yaniskhamsi808 Před 8 lety +23

    Polka Dot Dress is gorgeous.
    Siobhan is just generally beautiful.

  • @sickgringo007
    @sickgringo007 Před 8 lety +170

    "I don't wear a bra" says the one who clearly has bra straps. Also the underground concert one has Beyoncé tickets? LMAO

    • @kannyken6185
      @kannyken6185 Před 8 lety +26

      It's part of the shirt not bra straps... And it's a skit Jesus LOL

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Před 3 lety +4

      @@kannyken6185 It's not part of the shirt. There's no such thing. Also, that's a dress, not a shirt. Also, we're all aware it's a sketch.

  • @aregnav
    @aregnav Před 8 lety +232

    "Strip for feminism" lmao

  • @johns2468
    @johns2468 Před 8 lety +51

    "Yet"

  • @lowkeyobsessedngl
    @lowkeyobsessedngl Před 4 lety +9

    2:35 ladies and gentlemen, Misty Moore!

  • @Ytsurem
    @Ytsurem Před 3 lety +9

    Ok I've bingewatched every single CH episode since 2015 at least twice each and this remains my favorite CH sketch. I come here nearly every day.
    What am I doing with my life

  • @jokersus2214
    @jokersus2214 Před 8 lety +67

    That French accent tho'

  • @SLKibara
    @SLKibara Před 8 lety +17

    This is the kind of videos i expect from CZcams.
    FREE and FUNNY.

  • @VampirateYuki
    @VampirateYuki Před 8 lety +86

    If you have closed captioning on you get a secret message at the end.

  • @basil-li1jw
    @basil-li1jw Před 5 lety +17

    Why does grant look better in a maxi dress, than I'll ever look

  • @nicolaheekin1915
    @nicolaheekin1915 Před 6 lety +44

    "But I don't do drugs'
    "Yet."
    Ok, it's just the law, a video with a line like that HAS to feature Katie somewhere.

  • @Schoki_official
    @Schoki_official Před 8 lety +97

    I really liked those POV's, why not bring those back? Or Troopers?

    • @shockwavedec
      @shockwavedec Před 8 lety +6

      Cause millenials dont enjoy well-made well-filmed well-written humor, theyd rather have this bullshit.

    • @Daniel-ks4th
      @Daniel-ks4th Před 8 lety

      Woooooo!!!!!!!!

    • @naaziaf7239
      @naaziaf7239 Před 8 lety

      Is a little girl eating a tarantula in your profile pic?

    • @Schoki_official
      @Schoki_official Před 8 lety

      +Faizaan lastname Nooo..?

    • @huybii3021
      @huybii3021 Před 8 lety

      Or Badman?

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified Před 8 lety +41

    The funniest part was the captions under the clothes. $499 to pretend not to care about fashion!

  • @MrsScorpionette
    @MrsScorpionette Před 3 lety +4

    One of my favourite CH skits of all time. I felt this so much as a teenager, but still experience this every quarter at least. CH 👍👍👍

  • @LickingGuy
    @LickingGuy Před 8 lety +1237

    Been watching since High School and yes
    i licked a moving train.

    • @garykell4936
      @garykell4936 Před 8 lety +1

      WOW!! you really did it!!! best video ever!

    • @shaythompson3073
      @shaythompson3073 Před 8 lety +4

      i remember you from leafys vid, and no... im not gonna be hateful just cause im a leafy fan. you have a unique idea for vids, and thats awesome

    • @pikapi2738
      @pikapi2738 Před 8 lety +1

      Licking Brudda, dem commenters on CZcams gave u a shoutout. Great job, man!

    • @pikapi2738
      @pikapi2738 Před 8 lety +1

      I remember licking guy from NFKRZ, you're a true savage man

    • @jaimesegura7071
      @jaimesegura7071 Před 8 lety +1

      it was suppose to be dangerous but you picked it while it stopped, it was just a big disappointment which really resembles your channel. just stop trying to advertise your channel in the comment section of a bigger channel

  • @justmechanicthings
    @justmechanicthings Před 8 lety +47

    Damn, I can't even do crunches without farting.

  • @acester5
    @acester5 Před 8 lety +3

    "A French Mega Bitch" I am dying!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 Před 4 lety +6

    “But I don’t do drugs.”
    “Yet.”
    “ooooo.”

  • @poshtwat3851
    @poshtwat3851 Před 8 lety +245

    Where the fuck is Emily? the brunette girl with the bangs, but not the one that talks in a calm way. Bring her back.

    • @jippalippa
      @jippalippa Před 8 lety +61

      Emily, as well as Pat, Murph, Adam, Josh ecc... doesn't work with collegehumor's youtube group anymore. She's only collaborating with them for the "Bad Internet" youtube RED project (payed stuff). A bummer if you ask me, but to be fair CH's cast has always been changing through the years. I think the golden age of CH was 2011-2014

    • @womenonweed8439
      @womenonweed8439 Před 8 lety +14

      +jippalippa noooooo emily was my favorite 😩 but I do love chavane. I just really can't spell her name 😂

    • @czarolinka
      @czarolinka Před 8 lety +13

      +WomenOnWeed it's spelled Siobhan. Crazy Celtic names

    • @oneof134
      @oneof134 Před 8 lety

      OH NOOOOOO

    • @ericeeshan
      @ericeeshan Před 8 lety

      i was wondering is siobhan british? because she keeps on saying that phrase

  • @PigsBeFlying
    @PigsBeFlying Před 8 lety +17

    $500 for a blank shirt 😂

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Před 8 lety

    I loved all the different characters. Great acting!

  • @MimixLight
    @MimixLight Před 5 lety +5

    LMAO I HAVE THOSE SPACE LEGGINGS

  • @AllenJohn
    @AllenJohn Před 8 lety +6

    retro polka-dot dress Siobhan is my pick

    • @namaku0
      @namaku0 Před 8 lety +3

      That or French Mega-Bitch

  • @DeskieFam
    @DeskieFam Před 8 lety +7

    Basic V-neck Siobhan seems like she wants to fight everyone...and she could win.

  • @TheAyanamiRei
    @TheAyanamiRei Před 7 lety +2

    The ending was the BEST PART!!

  • @PewPewKapowy
    @PewPewKapowy Před 8 lety +1

    Siobhan is gorgeous and super talented :) Love seeing her in sketches

  • @emmarobinson2439
    @emmarobinson2439 Před 7 lety +7

    lol the "Basic V-neck Tee" cost *$499.97*

  • @hollymcgowan1196
    @hollymcgowan1196 Před 5 lety +15

    “I know Heath Leadger”
    “He’s dead”
    “Says you”
    *throws camping mug*
    “This is Versace!”

  • @sandeepsrikonda7352
    @sandeepsrikonda7352 Před 7 lety

    one of the best CH videos and good french acting

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 Před 2 lety

    I love that this was posted riiight at the end of spring

  • @ciaravalentine9619
    @ciaravalentine9619 Před 8 lety +9

    Not gonna lie to you, Grant looks amazing in a dress.

  • @LindaK14
    @LindaK14 Před 6 lety +7

    my favorite part about this video is that i bought those space leggings at goodwill for $3 and they are my pride and joy

  • @kimihitothegreat6396
    @kimihitothegreat6396 Před 4 lety

    Bravo, each interpretation was beautiful in its own right

  • @oopsmyfault9357
    @oopsmyfault9357 Před 8 lety

    She pulls off every outfit so well omg

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 Před 6 lety +4

    I now have the image of Grant in a summer dress stuck in my head and it is a fine one indeed mu friends

  • @SmilingJack100
    @SmilingJack100 Před 8 lety +5

    Also, Siobahn, you are glamorous as fuck.

  • @RandomCorvid
    @RandomCorvid Před 4 lety +1

    I do love the look of that retro polkadot dress on Siobhan

  • @EllisD1249
    @EllisD1249 Před 8 lety

    favourite video of the year so far :D loved it

  • @sleepigari8452
    @sleepigari8452 Před 5 lety +3

    I love the whole cast they literally do the fucking most and I appreciate that

  • @typicalemily7763
    @typicalemily7763 Před 7 lety +6

    Retro polka dot dress is SO me,but at the same time the leather jacket too...hmmm

  • @gabethebabe104
    @gabethebabe104 Před 5 lety

    This is one of the most relatable videos college humor ever made. I love this

  • @RJThompson3rd
    @RJThompson3rd Před 8 lety

    OMG the Talkboy at the end!

  • @lankshearmedia8487
    @lankshearmedia8487 Před 8 lety +3

    happy spring

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 Před 2 lety +3

    3:00
    “I know Heath Ledger.”
    “He’s dead.”
    “Says you!”
    Yes, says her ‘cause it’s true.

  • @nnovotka5214
    @nnovotka5214 Před 8 lety

    I'm loving the latest from you guys keep it up

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool Před 8 lety

    This is literally what its like in my head all the time.

  • @Rileylego-fq6wc
    @Rileylego-fq6wc Před 8 lety +3

    HOME ALONE REFRENCE! I love that movie

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad Před 6 lety +5

    "I own my own yurt, I make my own yogurt, aND I do yoga without farting :)"
    My actual mother not even joking

  • @kidcyber4530
    @kidcyber4530 Před 5 lety

    I love the descriptions for all these clothes Lol

  • @Eugen1344
    @Eugen1344 Před 8 lety

    Her acting is amazing!

  • @adamsmith4852
    @adamsmith4852 Před 7 lety +3

    "I know Heath Ledger."
    "He's dead."

  • @Jason-yp6nb
    @Jason-yp6nb Před 8 lety +22

    Use closed captioning during the outro

  • @paulandrews__
    @paulandrews__ Před rokem

    Happy Spring!

  • @nienkehuijbens301
    @nienkehuijbens301 Před 7 lety

    still one of my favorite college humor videos ever

  • @PewPew_McPewster
    @PewPew_McPewster Před 8 lety +5

    "French Megabitch"
    Veritably, isn't that descriptive of all Frenchmen? D'OHOHO

  • @NS1973
    @NS1973 Před 8 lety +34

    Siobhan is really stretching as an actress. Next up: Australian sheep herder, girl power style.

  • @LedNe0nDevil
    @LedNe0nDevil Před 8 lety

    You go girl, this was awesome.

  • @kalahne
    @kalahne Před 7 lety

    basic v-neck tee Siobhan has an attitude and style that both attract me and make me envious 😁

  • @derekjacobs2831
    @derekjacobs2831 Před 8 lety +5

    lol like the end

  • @Meowology
    @Meowology Před 8 lety +3

    I'm trapped in the personality of the second siobhan. she basically summed me up

  • @ShadowMancer97
    @ShadowMancer97 Před 7 lety

    I love the retro polka-dot dress's description. 10/10 buyin it!

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 Před 7 lety

    I need more of this chic!! Her characterizations are lit af.

  • @m7trf07
    @m7trf07 Před 8 lety +7

    who agreed that
    her acting is awesome

  • @spensermitchell4106
    @spensermitchell4106 Před 8 lety +15

    Can we have at least ONE Collegehumor actor that didn't just start two years ago? Doesn't have to be Dan or Pat or Emily, I'll even settle for Murph

    • @SpicyMilk
      @SpicyMilk Před 8 lety +32

      But did you enjoy this video though?

    • @MrSuperJaskirat
      @MrSuperJaskirat Před 8 lety +3

      So true. People care about the actor and their history more than the actual video. I wish I could like your comment again, Blue Tophat

    • @spensermitchell4106
      @spensermitchell4106 Před 8 lety

      +Blue TopHat no I did not.

    • @filmjacks2362
      @filmjacks2362 Před 8 lety +1

      +Blue TopHat he has a fair point. it is sad, for a CH fan who's been around for ages, to see writers and actors i idolised just... leave.

    • @filmjacks2362
      @filmjacks2362 Před 8 lety

      +Blue TopHat he has a fair point. it is sad, for a CH fan who's been around for ages, to see writers and actors i idolised just... leave.

  • @Firebrand101author
    @Firebrand101author Před 8 lety

    the home alone reference is awesome! I used to have one of those Talkboys

  • @theoaklandzoo9128
    @theoaklandzoo9128 Před 6 lety

    Omg, that end killed it...! XD

  • @joshuadavid92
    @joshuadavid92 Před 6 lety +8

    Siobhan: "But I don't do drugs..."
    Siobhan: "Yet"
    Siobhan: "Oooooh"
    I'm officially dead! 😂

  • @weiyin8046
    @weiyin8046 Před 7 lety +4

    Grant slayyed that dress

  • @terribletallrus6520
    @terribletallrus6520 Před 8 lety

    I love how you give credits to your crew in the description. Cheers to background team recognition. :D

  • @katherinegrace9724
    @katherinegrace9724 Před 3 lety +2

    Grant looked great in that dress

  • @linguaphilly
    @linguaphilly Před 8 lety +5

    LMFAO I feel like that last second was the whole purpose of making that sketch

  • @thelonelytardis7544
    @thelonelytardis7544 Před 7 lety +3

    Am I the only one that picks up things with their feet like they are another pair of hands

  • @SanctumOfTheDin
    @SanctumOfTheDin Před 5 lety

    This might be the best sketch yet

  • @masterkl16
    @masterkl16 Před 7 lety

    Super talented acting, Siobhan.

  • @Wheres0My0Weed
    @Wheres0My0Weed Před 8 lety +3

    cocaine and caviar for life? where do I get this... WHERE DO I GET THIS?!!!!

  • @bdr1414TV
    @bdr1414TV Před 8 lety +12

    how come collegehumor are the only people who can put buttons on a video on mobile 😲

    • @owenfarmer5441
      @owenfarmer5441 Před 8 lety

      There are a couple of other very popular youtube channels that can do that now, I just don't know who.

    • @AppleberrySmith
      @AppleberrySmith Před 8 lety

      CZcams CREATOR ACADEMY

    • @Chazbc
      @Chazbc Před 8 lety +1

      I think it's people who use CZcams Red. Collegehumor has "Bad Internet" and Game Theory's coming out with "Game Lab" at some point.

    • @cdavid2200
      @cdavid2200 Před 8 lety

      Yogscast can

  • @Layorgenla
    @Layorgenla Před 2 lety

    I love the description underneath the French Siobhan

  • @tyresewilliams7009
    @tyresewilliams7009 Před 6 lety +2

    ""I never try to pick things with up my toes just to see if I can."
    Wow, she means business.