Wilbur explains his hatred for Anteaters whilst I play Rocket League...
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epic and cool
ok
Ph1lzA
:)
Bet the game was made by anteaters
"'their babies are pink and wrong'-motherfucker, _you_ came out pink, i guarantee it"
i wheezed like dream
Same though...I stopped breathing for a few seconds.
Best moment🤣
I thought he was gonna say
"You came out pink and wrong!" Smh
i wheezed like dream but i wheezedmore then u cuz i wheezed like dream before saying "I SAW THAT ON REDDIT
I mean my brother was blue because he couldn’t breath so-
Anteater: *exists*
Wilbur: "I woke up and chose violence"
*they are just a putrid animal*
😐
Techno is so happy
I wanted to make that joke except
Wilbur: ...and I took that personally.
Wilbur: *The only language is violence*
You know an actual evil fact about anteaters is that their claws are used to break into termite mounds. Mounds that can be as tough as cement. So yeah they can easily disembowel you.
That and they officially t-pose as an act of intimidation
69th like :)
Your making more scared of them 😰
@@solareclipse7110 they can one shot jaguars
666th like
Ok but they t-pose? That is the most random piece of information that I have ever received, and it is my favorite.
This man's hatred towards anteaters is near identical to my teacher's hatred towards koalas. Unreasonable and persistent.
Koalas are agressuve and stupid so it's not un reasoable
Koalas are literally like the third worst creature to exist omg I freaking hate them they are one of gods mistakes
koalas and pandas are actively trying to go extinct and we should let them
@@slightlydistressedslug6627 finally somoene who shares my opinion (sorry for my bad english)
cats are also sometimes aggressiv and stupid
I litteraly joined the stream like "I bet wilburs being odd again" first thing I fucking hear when I join "phil have I ever told you about how much I hate anteaters?"
That reminds me of a day I was in class and my friend just turned to me and asked "Have you heard the story of the mammoth?"
@Shiruu's Videos Sorry but I can't reveal it, it's gonna stay a mystery forever
We must know
PHCP pleASE
@@phari4820 I too want to know the story of the mammoth...
Wilbur: *We've convinced Phil to hate anteaters*
Philza: *You haven't convinced shit*
Tommy: *We've convinced him*
I shall make this meme.
what the fuck not an arii simp
uh
Same vibes as:
“I’ve connected the two dots”
“You didn’t connect shit.”
“I’ve connected them.”
@@nuvlogan6595
*in echoey voice*
That's the joke
Tommy: This baby anteater is a monster. He burned our houses and poisoned the water supply.
Philza: Really?
Wilbur: No. But are we going to wait until it does?!
I did a speech in class a few weeks ago and did my speech on how much I hate anteaters- I even mentioned Wilbur- 😭💀💀
@@Dristers.or.Theodosia BRO WHAT. Did the teacher take that as a credible source😭💀
@@Dristers.or.TheodosiaI NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS PRRSENTATION WENT, PLEASE?????
@@Dristers.or.TheodosiaTELL US HOW IT WENT
Fun fact: A woman named Melisa Casco who was a zookeeper got a little too close to the anteaters at the zoo she was working at, and she was mauled by the animals. They aren't usually agressive, but they will attack if provoked. She was sliced all over her body and later had to amputate one of her legs. She later died of her injuries. Moral of the story: Anteaters are no joke, and I belive more people should be scared of them.
Ashame
I suddenly find myself agreeing with Will
It just seems like a cautionary tale to respect virtually all animals.
@@ignorantethan656 Out of context these are amazing famous last words.
A normal, chill stream: * exists *
Wilbur fucking Soot: Allow me to introduce myself
I love how aggressive that was worded. It isn't just Wilbur Soot, its Wilbur FUCKING Soot
@@wilburscooty_2669 mans been through a lot
@@wilburscooty_2669 I live for it
Uh- sounds like you’re pretty annoyed with Wilbur huh?
@@wilburscooty_2669 you have no idea how often I say in my head "Wilbur fucking Soot" or "Tommy fucking Innit"
Will: "Phil have I ever told you how much I hate anteaters?"
Phil: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*
*_oh no_*
Me: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*
I was thinking of the sand eating part
the WHAT???
@@Daisy-ow6xb look up sand jesus, then you'll see
Fun fact: anteaters are so blind that they will swing at anything they see move, along with this they have some of the sharpest claws in the animal kingdom due to needing them to dig up their food
I love that it’s just a normal thing for Wilbur to get in a weird mood and rant about some random shit for 15-20 minutes.
I think the funniest reason on the list is 31. "They told me they hate you Phil"
Bahahaha 🤣
trryehtyrjewhtre
Nono. It has to be
Insectivore? More like insecti bore me to fucking sleep
OMU! 😂
Agreed
"i just have thoughts of doing terrible things to them"
Phil: -Looks at the camera wondering where did he fail as a father-
Techno is his favorite son and he "loves them equally"
A Schizophrenic pig war criminal
A formally psychotic terrorist
A mental wreck of a youngest (also participates in minor terrorism)
Perfectly normal lmao
@@TimeBomb798 Also an adopted son who is the president and is probably depressed in some form and wants to kill the oldest
Yup, this is all completely normal. Don't forget the grandson who committed arson and burned down the flag of the country his father built.
@@erinfulse7939 No they just found him in a box on the side of the road and now the 17 year old is president XD
I love where he says:
Wil: "I have more reasons but you were getting impatient so I stopped at 32"
Phil: 32?!?
Wilbur is so dedicated to being chaotic in Philza's streams
I love it
So far there's Sand Jesus and Hating Anteaters
I wonder what's in the next episode of Wilbur Being Chaotic
"Me and Tommy are gonna go talk about El Salvador." is an incredibly underrated quote from all this
YEAH LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT lmao
@@faisalaldan3420 I'm sorry what now? Lol
I'm from El Salvador so I would love to know how that conversation went lol
I’m from El Salvador :)
I- I came from there tho- I wanna know how that conversation went-
I would love to hear Tommy's pov of this. Imagine your brother calling you like "Dad doesn't hate anteaters we need to have an intervention"
@Apple Pencil I like da Apple Pencil. He often doesn't fall of the table cause there are weights at the top.
(Bi flag heart)
@@awesomeninja1311 wot
@@weeke i state that every time i see a bi flag
@@awesomeninja1311 oh, well
I love how he said "I want them gone, Phil" as if he expects someone to do something about it- Honestly? He's right. If he asked us to, I think we would get rid of anteaters for him.
If Wilbur himself told me to, I would send the *Ants* to extinction.
Wilbur - claims to have no reason of hating anteaters -
Also Wilbur - manages to fill an 18 minute video about why he hates anteaters -
Wilbur: "it's a mixture of fear, jealousy, and rage"
Tommy: "I'm more innit for the murder than the politics"
*I'm starting to see a pattern here*
Missed opportunity to make an innit pun
@@penguosk DANGIT NOT AGAIN
@@boxofstuff994 hurry edit the comment before people notice 👀
@@ghost_animates7926 _quietly hits the edit button_
@@boxofstuff994 _hehehe_ 👁v👁
Everyone’s really sleeping on Tommy’s “I think my purpose in life is to, you know, end things” line. Like- that child is terrifying on so many levels.
he is
And then we laugh at him whenever we see him on Techno’s channel
Time stamp?
@@starfox5165 16:50
I'm pretty sure you're a kid. :D
wilbur: *sand is fine, and easy to eat*
also wilbur: *see a anteater* *KILL IT!, KILL IT ALL*
To anyone wanting a cleaner version of Wilbur's reasons that Anteaters suck:
1. their fricking faces
2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time
3. their tails are ridiculous
4. They inspire pity
5. when i see a dead one i smile
6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell
7. they are the bane of ants
8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill
9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fricking sleep
10. i want nothing to do with them
11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in
12. they are idiots
13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time
14. they are scary
15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second
16. they have never experienced love
17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with
18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me
19. their tails are as big as them. what the heck?
20. they have long creepy nails that dig
21. their babies are pink and wrong
22. they are not important to the world
23. we would not miss them
24. they would not miss themselves
25. i once saw an anteater and it offended me so much i cried
26. they have a coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins
28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them
29. THEY S UCK
30. ant eaters are ugly and bad
31. they hate everyone
32. idiots
“Mother fucker you came out pink” made me start photosynthesizing
4:33
same I’m turning green 😂
E
Wilbur: Starts speaking*
Everyone: "This is content."
get the popcorn!!
But to be fair nothing Wilbur says will ever make sense XD
Ikr
@@arlo935 true
I got u 10k likes
“Here we go chat. Grab some snacks.”
-an absolute legend
This reminds me of my biology teacher in high school. He absolutely hated penguins, and I'm not sure even he knew why. He used to tell us that he wanted to go to Antarctica just to punt a penguin.
LMFAO WHAT???
I can imagine Wilbur calling Tommy being like:
"Tommy, Phil doesn't not like anteaters back me up here"
what no replies
@@joonix. ikr
Honestly, that is something Wilbur might do.
Nah he's just like hey Tommy, you know anteaters? We hate them now, help me convert Phil. And Tommy absolutely rolls with it
@@BirdBean_ I mean- they canceled wives, tuesdays, gravity, etc. so why not cancel anteaters?
The person in the chat at the being “here we go chat get your snacks”- like we all remember the thing with sand so we are in for a ride
Lol
And it’s good that that person’s speak first before Wilbur starts to tell anteaters to fuck off
That moment when you forget you commented this and you come back and there’s 904 likes. Thank you guys
@@non-binaryreader3291 1k
@@moonnanic what the freak
Aside from the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are the embodiment of chaos, Phil is really good at rocket league
Hearing Phil say “He wants a cuddle!” literally made my day, and the day has only been going on for 17 minutes.
Phil stream viewers: I fear no man, but that thing?
*WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL*
Phil stream viewers: It scares me
He did it again yesterday with boiler stories, it got so out of hand chat kept going on about it for 2 hours
Phil can never be at peace xD
Its true
Hello fellow Unus Annus fan... Memento Mori...
@@Nathi98 do you have a timestamp?🥺
@@Nathi98 i require information.
Alternative title: Son rants about an animal while his Dad tries to work.
Sounds oddly like me
He then drags his little brother in the conversation.😂😂😂
I am having flashbacks of unus annus.
No, it's part two to Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes
Pretty much that or sand pt2
my favorite part about this is how Wil hangs up on Phil like, "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm taking Tommy and we are leaving" and then he's just GONE KEWK
I love that whenever Will goes on one of Phil's streams, his IQ drops by like 90%
He’s so smart it pushes the dial back around to stupid.
Ik it’s amazing
Y yep.
13:55
“Dadza, mumza, imma need you to put these two in a box and put them on the side of the road. They are no longer our uncles.”
Underrated quote
YES
I love that one too
When i clicked it i got an ad :'D
@@somerandomperson6307 condolence ú_ù
@@somerandomperson6307 my condolences fellow comrade
“Wasps strike reasonable fear into people anteaters strike unreasonable fear into me” implies Wilbur is not human
Lol
he isn't lmao
He is a Sandeater
@@duck_of_judgement :0
He's sand Jesus remember?
Okay but. PHILS VOICE IS SO CALMING DURING THE SPONSER LIKE BRO. PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. GOOD DADZA
The way tommy just appears reminds me of when the older sibling says: WE WILL FORM A COMMITTEE TO DO _____ and thw younger is just...
agrees enthusiatically while father shakes head in background
Wilbur: Their baby’s are pink and wrong
Phil: Motherfucker you came out pink I guarantee it
Dude I can’t this was so funny
4:32
Sometimes I come back to the video and look for this comment cause that part kills me.
lol i thought he was gonna say" you came out pink and wrong"
xD
@@germtheworm7341 same lmao
@@Sirooberon lol
"They look like they're judging me for something."
It's canon, Wilbur is afraid of anteaters because he has sins that he wants to hide.
I found a reason why wilbur should hate them even more. Apparently a man was killed by a large anteater in brazil
@@little_Crow they can freaking maul you to death- OF COURSE HE SHOULD HATE THEM-
Maybe it's the fact that he blew an entire nation?... maybe just maybe
.
@@Me-pn4oh no u
Rewatching this, I forgot how good Wilbur is at absurdist humour. Man does a 15+ minute bit about wanting to burn anteaters. He could easily do a full stand-up special if he put his mind to it
wilbur: hates anteaters because they eat dirt
also wilbur: obsesses over eating sand
wilbur realised he wasn’t winning the argument so he dragged tommy in. perfect
It doesn't help on the debate side, but it might make him exasperated enough to give up.
@@lilacpen8678 lol
Lol
He wasn't losing, everyone is just too ignorant to understand that anteaters are shit.
He dragged tommy innit
The fact that Wil pulled Tommy into this too makes it even more chaotic. When do we get all four sleepy bois in a call trying to negotiate Wilbur’s bizarre ideals about certain things
Edit: first, thanks for the likes, second of all, Wil is justified in not liking anteaters but he has all the wrong reasons. They can body a Jaguar and I do not trust that shit
Techno would just be calling wilbur a dumbass the whole time lmao
Techno will just call them nerds and laugh the entire time
Techno would just be complaining about his audience retention
@@darkhorseash4337 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂
Oh i need this
Are we going to ignore how good Phil actually is at rocket leauge?????
Yup
Yes
These are my favorite type of Wilbur videos: him rambling about random things but makes it interesting and funny
I love how Rocket League saw this video and went:
“This is the content we want to sponsor.”
YES
you do realize they sponsored him before he made this right?
They can pull out so they did review it
@@kevinarias6361 that's what he said
Rocket league’s opinions on who they should sponsor is f***ed
they are so like siblings-
"Ive got the talking pillow"
Yep
He said that as soon as I read it.
I READ THIS COMMENT JUST AS I HEARD IT IN THE VIDEO XDDDDDD
timestamp?
Found it - 13:07
Wilbur's the kind of person to see an anteater and ask: "Is anyone gonna complain to their father figure about that?" and not wait for an answer
Little did Phil know that anteaters are actually hyper aggressive due to their poor eyesight with claws that can break through concrete and have the ability to sever arteries which makes their main predator scared of them (jaguars).
Will’s real reasons for hating anteaters
1. They look stupid
2. He’s sad that he’s not allowed to eat his body weight in ants
3. Jealous that their easy-to-find food makes them so happy
4. They have long and sticky tongues
5. Mainly that they are allowed to eat ants and not be seen as crazy
6. He can’t prove that they’re bad which makes him even more angry at them
So... Basically..Wilbur's jealous of them?
@@MidnightWanderer00 yes exactly, this guy gets it
Do you know how disgusting they sound? Eww
@@tailb3693 no I’m not invested in anteaters, idk why u are but you do you ig
@@tailb3693 They sound disgusting. I don't
see anything wrong tho they did nothing wrong.
New title: 26 year old tells a 32 year old about how much he hates anteaters and then brings a 16 year old into it
I thought Wil is 24?
@@Garreeeee Yes, he is
Wilbur’s 24
He’s only 26 in your new boyfriend
u cant even get the ages right lmao 😭😭😭
As a new player to Rocket League, I am intrigued both by the gameplay I’m learning from and Wilbur’s pure fiery hatred for anteaters
here you go 10:45 this is where Tommy comes in for anyone wondering.
Alternative title: Man gets confused by his jealous anteater-hating son for 17 minutes and 53 seconds straight
its more like half an hour or so lmaooo
@@reixie yeah but just for the title of this video
and son brings younger brother in to agree with him
Sons lol
If you want to make a cult: Step 1, find Wilbursoot. Step 2 give him a hill. Step three. Watch
pls may i inform you about the cult i am starting
and since it’s a cult i don’t wait for answers
hope you would like to join (sadly i could not include a picture of Kcarl)
I've already done it
Would you like to join my kelp cult.
Wilbur is that little kid who's jealous when everyone else but him is happy.
Wilbur: Criticises anteaters for eating termites
Also Wilbur: Eats sand
alternate title: phil listens to his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes
And one of his kids eating sand
Techno be sleeping tho-
*Phil listens to 2 of his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes and 53 seconds while the third kid is having a mental breakdown in the corner
18 minutes isn't it
@@trustytris4303 no, 17 minutes and 53 seconds, that’s not 18
“If you weren’t married, you’d have a totally different opinion”
Yes, clearly the only thing that makes Philza different from Tommy and Wilbur and what must be the problem.
HOLY--
I glanced away from the screen and read this at the EXACT AECOND he actually said it, how... What... I'm not even kidding it was like Tommy was reading it out loud to me. Holy smokes.
@@icchasaki *Second
Did anyone else read opinion as onion or is that just me
@@slawtermelonslawtermelon419 Nah, you're the only human in the universe and we're all just clones so it's just you.
@@icchasaki BRUH SAMEE
it's funny to see Tommy joining in Wilbur's hatread for anteaters and still be hearing the news about an anteater called Tommy LMAO
“They told me they hate you Phil”
I couldn’t stop laughing 😆
Little did Wilbur know anteaters eat sand just like him.
Wilbur was an anteater in another life
I bet Wilbur would just say he can eat sand better than them
awww that’s so cute
thats not where the comma is supposed to go
@@tince2987 Sorry Typo i'll change it
Tommy’s voice is surprisingly not loud here
He sounds calm.
Clementine pt2: a n t e a t e r s
or he’s tired lol
He's always chill in VC with other people off stream
Yesterday on Phil/Tubbo's stream he also joined and was just vibing with them once they told him there was no lore going on at the moment and talked with Will about Tubbo's birthday being the next day
Clementine but permanent
Whenever he’s streaming he puts on a character. I think this is regular Tommy.
8:43 this is prolly the reason this video got a green light to be sponsored.
Phil and Wilbur’s debates will forever make me laugh
I can’t believe I just spent 17 minutes and 53 seconds listening to a grown man complain about ant eaters because they enjoy their food and he doesn’t
I can and I regret nothing
To be fair he can't taste things properly
@@A_FatPenguin True, true
@Shiruu's Videos sand yum, anteaters bad
I agree with Wilbur, ant eaters are weird
BREAKING NEWS: Middle child goes on a rant about anteaters to a confused father, then later has the youngest start talking about murdering baby animals. Pshycos in the making.
In the MAKING?
In the making? They’re well past being made
@@kitwarrior4life124 lol
Just like their big brother
Missing the eldest child killing orphans
Phil: "there the most docile creatures"
anteaters: can and will literally gut you
Didn’t Wilbur also spent 14 minutes explaining how much he liked sand? 1:06
Yes, yes he did. And it never gets old!
Tommy: How long is four inches?
Wilbur: Four inches, that, that is a little bit shorter than 5 inches
Tommy: Well that narrows it down
1k like and no comments?
*Not anymore*
1.1K likes and 1 comment?
*Not any more*
1.2k likes and 2 comments?
*Well not anymore*
chains are bad
@k why?
The Holy Trinity Is Complete: Hot Pockets, Sand, and Anteaters.
Sounds like a delicious meal 😋
You forgot Doom Shack
In the name of the Sand and The Anteaters and the Hot Pockets
Well now there are boilers too
The four conversation topics of the apocalypse
I’ve watched this too many times but I can’t help it. Phil made one of the most watchable CZcams videos ever just by Wilbur saying how bad anteaters are.
Wilber hates anteaters for eating ants and termites
Also Wilber eats sand. “This is fine”
wilbur is definitely, an *interesting* character
A very interesting character
lol
Indeed
*Edit: I haven't seen an Anteater for so long so i searched it up and now i regret everything, i can see why he hates them so much WHY DOES THEIR HEAD LOOK LIKE THAT. Looks like a fucking thin traffic cone, how does the brain fit in there? Do they even have brains-? Or is it located somewhere in their giant ass body? I have so many questions.*
agreed
A sociopath that blew up his country , his hate for anteaters ,bullys a child in a block game , shouts while being next door to a office of working people. Likes eating sand for content.Yup definitely an *Interesting* character
I asked my Mom what she thought of anteaters, and she said, "They look like they were made by somebody who was high on something."
I laughed, but it sounded weird-
She's not wrong
she is not wrong
The baby ones are elephants with human ears
@@redcherryblossoms wait what the fuck im gonna look it up
I love how Wilbur pop in and claim a interesting, (too)special statement,
Phill argue as a normal people, and Wilbur then drag Tommy in,
Wilbur also just walk away once he was bored, I love this
- 1:08 -
DONT TALLULAH USE TO EAT DIRT IN DA ATTIC WILBUR-
Don't you just HATE the baby anteater!?
Techno: one question, are his parents alive?
If the parents are alive kill them then the baby anteater will be an orphan Oh also Minecraft should add anteaters so Wilbur can kill them :)
@@lemon_kid4527 yes wilbur would like that
That went from a 0 to a 100 rq...
Wait am I stupid or was techno in the video?????
@@bigman7271 I think it’s a hypothetical situation like what would happen if Wilbur asked Techno about anteaters
"Okay but don't you eat sand? What's wrong with them eating dirt, then?"
I like how Phil just Accepted that at this point
I’m the 600th like, also, this is a great comment
Phil probably just rolls with Wilbur at this point
tommy ate mud
9:46 That’s probably why Wilbur didn’t like Logan Paul
Ph1LzA: Tf is wrong with my child..?
Wilbur: Those things are šhìt. Father. *Murder* *it.* *Burn* *it.*
This has the same energy as when Phil joined Tommy's stream to rant about Gordon Ramsey's grilled cheese sandwiches
Bro do you know what stream that was? 👀
@@greenguyinpfp6565 it was during the exile arc I'm not entirely sure which one tho
@@leonihunt7131
Ah, thank you anyways!
its either during or after his raccoon arc
Is it on youtube? Can someone share the link?
philza "they're the most docile fuckin creatures"
wikipedia: giant anteaters can inflict severe wounds with their front claws and have been known to seriously injure or kill humans
nat. geo: anteater will lash out with dangerous claws. The giant anteater's claws are some four inches long, and the animal can fight off even a puma or jaguar.
Hmmmmm something isn't quite adding up
Because those things want to kill them most humans they kill or injure are hunters
Anteaters are really blind so they attack anything that moves
with crap stained claws too. if the giant gashes don’t do you in, the horrific infection will. truly an animal forsaken by God
@@cherryccoladragon7611 that's what makes them horrible!
Anteaters’ is meant to be an adaptation in confusing predators as to which end they are attacking. Even jaguars hesitate to attack because of their deadly claws. : D
Episode 2 of Wilbur trying to convince Phil the weirdest things and him laughing in is face
Even when he's not playing Minecraft, Wilbur can easily start a cult over anything.
Its all the charisma
How does he do it tho. Literally everytime, he managed to start a cult.
@@unfunnykhoi5913 well, there'll be a random time in school or in a bathroom that somehow goes like "what if people are made out of /something/? Do we worship them/it?"
Tommyinnit reference! Nice!
TNT? Boom
"Their tongues are so long that it can wrap around their brains-- or that may be woodpeckers."
It is woodpeckers btw
@@J.P.ArtAndStuff The more you know 🌠 but I wish I had a memoryerasinator
@@mahiwagangamputa7361
Dr.Doofenshmirtz is that you?
Yeah its woodpeckers, their tongues are apparently so long that it goes into the back of its skull, literally.
I think there was a scene from Daily Dose of Internet that explains this.
The reasoning is the tongue softens the impact when they essentially headbutt the tree
Wilbur's love for anteaters is amazing :')
I know right! He loves them so much!
Wilbur: Their baby's are pink and wrong!
Dadza: *Cuss word* you came out pink I guarantee it!
A normal fight with Dadza and his son
Phil: "it's a baby!"
Tommy: "tell me you wouldn't give it a kick?"
. . .
Me: PFFT-
@@WingedPiglet “I DROPPED KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE” :)
These comments are 10/10
15:20 lol
Sameeee I almost died 😂😂😂💀💀
Tommy hates his own kind.... C h i l d r e n
I feel like if Tommy and Wilbur can't handle Philza, they will call Techno.
oh I wish they brought Techno!
I'm almost positive they would try and do that 😂😂😂
I can just hear it.
Wilbur-Techno! Dad thinks anteater are okay creatures!
Techno-...This is unacceptable.
@@jjraines-ownby3738 imagine if Phil started talking about how this makes no sense and all he had to say was bruhh
10:40 don't jaguars think twice about attacking them because 1 swipe can cause life threatening injuries
yes, and anteaters t-pose before attacking
1:50-2:00 This reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend who would freak out over bees when they come to our lunch table. I explained bees are cute and helpful and tigers are much more mean and scary and could kill you. We fought back and forth me saying bees are better then tigers them disagreeing and so we go around asking people if they think tigers or bees are better and whoever got ten people on their side would be correct. Turns out people would rather eat with tigers around them and not bees.
“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, but the one between beautiful and ugly is quite thick”
there is a line between genius and insanity and Wilbur likes to play jump rope with it
It's official: Wilbur is the weirdest son Phil has.
Can't argue with that
Oh he's definitely the most chaotic. But he's also Phil's favorite.
@@TheBerylfly No, the most chaotic is Tommy 😌
The curse of being the middle child
@@0ppor2nity as a middle child I can vouch 😌🤚
11:18 Bruh that physically hurt!