Wilbur talking about eating Sand for 14 minutes...
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2020
- I was gonna have this in Episode 69 of season 4 Hardcore.... but it deserved it's own video lol, enjoy!
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#WilburSoot #Sand #Philza #Minecraft - Hry
Everyone’s saying he’s lost his shit on the Dream SMP this past week, but no, no, no. Y’all are wrong.
He never had his shit to begin with.
You're not wrong... you're not working at all
now he's possessed by a ghost
When I was younger I would eat dirt but one day I was like “ mom I don’t eat dirt anymore”. “I eat sand now”
agreed
tommy did this...
The thing that worries me is that Wilbur isn’t having a special evening, twitch chat didn’t break him, this is just Will’s normal self taking about eating sand
how does this comment have 1k likes and no comments (except for mine)
Hi
Hi
Sand doesn't taste good
@@checkeredpanda3202 Your speech, is an *absolute lie.*
Sand is hella tasty
Phils children:
- the "Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense"
- the "Jump in the Cadillac"
- the eats sand and has and unfinished symphony
Don’t forget
-Oreo pretzel
-bee boi
Don't forget "Hey idiots it's Oreo boy!"
@@Nixo.R3
-nuke obbsessed bee boy*
Wilbur: *casually eats sand in the crematorium*
Family: *in shock and horror*
I will do animatic about this
I feel like sand would be tasty but I never
Will try cuz Sand has dirt in it
Ive tasted sand before, not very nice
I think that this joke flew over a few people’s heads.
In the crematorium hes not eating sand…
And anyone who doesnt get the joke should think about what happens to people In crematoriums.
@@timtim-rf5lxwhere is it
Theory time: You guys know that tumblr post from Pukichu that says he puts a grain of sand every day in your house till you succumb to the desert. Will was his victim and had to eat it to get rid of it
NO WILBUR NO
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
What an ambitious crossover lmao
this was a deepcut
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
"This wasn't in my childhood, Phil."
later that night, as technoblade went to "visit" the last standing orphanage, he saw a familiar face
2:39
NO..-
*uh oh*
Phil's children in a nutshell:
- the orphan slayer who had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water
- the child who starts wars because of emotional attachment to music discs
- and the sand-eating, nation blow-upper
What a sweet family.
And the nuke obsessed bee boy plus the forgettable Oreo
dont forget the samsung fridge!
Phil is just father to EVERYONE
that was his old wife he killed her 😂
Sounds normal to me
Sometimes I come back to this video for fun
same
This is the video i found them lmao i was so confused 😭
Same 😂
same lol
same
Wilbur: closing a full blown TED talk promoting eating sand
Phil: *shut*
Wheeze*
lol
shut
tell me why i read wilburs name as "philbur" bc i looked at both names at the same time
Just “ *S H U T* ”
"i don't have any tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" is the most powerful statement i have ever heard
Wilbur is raw chaotic energy on legs
👌👌👌👌👌👌
Thought he said rent the first time
I'm I the only one who does know what's lent 😅😅
@@Doomy_69 It’s a religious thing where you give something up for a month, idrk why tho
Wilbur: I like chewing sand,
Also Wilbur: there's a sand shortage.
Philza is the type of person to hire a therapist for Wilbur
What people see: Beach
What Wilbur sees: Buffet
What!? 😂😂😂😂
If I can find some good sand at a beach I will eat some
NO he said he doesnt swallow it
I don’t swallow food at a buffet.
I honestly eat sand and dirt sometimes
"i swallow glass to stay pure."
"our names together is mayonnaise also please don't eat glass"
i needed that and i didn't know it before
welp time to go eat glass
@@Kai-hi2ii if you put my name and your name together you dont get mayoooonnaise also please dont eat glass
I love saying this all the time to my friends
bro welcome to my life
When did this happen? Time stamp pls I was too busy laughing
“This wasn’t in my childhood, Phil”
Phil just stared at the screen while he contemplated his son’s life
God I love Wilbur’s improv skill…
“He isn’t on any drug this is his natural state”
“ *he just does this sometimes* -“
That honestly scares me
lmaoo yes
I just ate orange chicken
@@tammyr2600 wooo 👏👏👏👏
@@tammyr2600 Bravo 👑👏👏
When you first see him, Wilbur usually gives off very chill vibes. Especially when Tommy started a stream on Wilbur's twitch, Wilbur just seemed like an exasperated, mature older brother of sorts. Sometimes, though... sometimes you get stuff like this, like Wilbur's question to Tubbo about how to get rid of his bones, like his asking Dream on a date through Tommy, and you just have to question if the poor man is okay.
That's just how middle siblings are, very chaotic or very responsible. Sometimes both
@@thalchandra I mean, yeah, can definitely confirm that as a middle child myself, heheh
@@hiddeninshadows9139 lol, as an oldest child I just recognized how my own sibling is
@@thalchandra Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy really do have brotherly energy; Techno's the depressed college dropout older brother, Wilbur's the half chaotic half responsible middle kid, and Tommy's the loud and hyperactive younger brother who doesn't always understand grown-up stuff.
@@hiddeninshadows9139 They really do have that dynamic lol, with Phil being the tired dad of the sleepy bois
I know that this was 2 years ago but I feel like if will still ACTUALLY enjoys chewing sand he should possibly go talk to a doctor because it sounds like he had Pica. Also this is the most chaotic and hilarious thing ever, this is me and my friend group constantly having to remind our friend not eat oranges because they’re allergic to it
I AM NOT ALONE! I ALSO AM ALLERGIC TO CITRUSES! i used to love mandarine oranges, now i cant eat them or get close to them. :[
Wilbur seems like the kind of friend who wakes you up at 3 in the morning to ask random questions
Will, the guy who starts a conversation with:"I eat sand" and ends it with mafia talking and declaring himself Jesus
Lol
Reminds me of when Dream started a sentence with "Twitch Primes" and ended it with "And that's why we are Jesus."
@@kattaffy5807 Yeah
Bro this is the same person who commit to make a drug van to a full scale server war
The current generation of MCYT youtubers are just the people who start and end things with completely unrelated topics
See, Wilbur’s actually really smart, but he just uses his intelligence for stupid things.
why is this so true
he’s smart in the same way that sokka from atla is
@@rawsausig before or during cactus juice?
@@dontclickonlikedvideos.4781 yes
I love this comment
Sand certainly isn’t the only thing Wilbur chews on these days
LMAOOOOO
DUDE I-
STOP HAHAHA
“Now i know why Wilbur’s humor is so dry. It’s by all the S-A-N-D he’s been eating” Gracias eso me alegró el día
“Where do you get your sand?” CREMATORIUMS
Fishkiller Jim r/hol_up
O_O -_- O_O
O h n o
....oh hOLY-
Forbidden sand
At around 13 minutes in you can hear Wilbur try to not lose his shit from laughter, his voice starts wavering and it sounds like he's holding back a laugh. This man can't take himself seriously and it's fucking hilarious
edit: i come back a year later to almost 2k likes omg hey
12:50
Sand Jesus
i mean to be fair, the moment i say "sand mafia" i would've started giggling so id say hes doing pretty good at keeping his composure
Whe got a green tea kettle, now we also have a tea kettle with wings.
I'm not worried about Wilbur eating sand, I'm wondering how that sand is even surviving in that lava.
minecraft
Alternate Title :Phil just goes through every emotion at once while Wilbur attempts to get Phil to join his sand-eating cult.
Mr sandman
Cook me some sand
Make is the cronchiest,
Ive ever had
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING-
mr sandman
sand me a man
I have no clue what the fuck this is but I liked it anyway
I can't tell if this is a slightly incorrect tumblr reference or a strange coincidence and I don't know which is worse
@@harpywarpyowo make it the cutest man car door hook hand
Wilbur eats sand, tommy eats mud, techno drinks blood if his enemies, and philza is just there: what children have i raised-?
Lol
What about Tubbo?
@@dbadm88 hmmm he eats honey
@@dbadm88 He is the Queen Bee and eats the food made by his slaves.
No, "and Philza is crafting a belt" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Despite recent events this is fucking hilarious
5:12 the funniest part about this is that i have eaten sand when i was younger and it does kinda tase like pretzels
The face of Philza after seeing "This wasn't in my childhood" was golden....just pure gold
the *p a i n* in his eyes
@Killjoy nice profile pic/name
2:34
I love ur profile pic and name
Gold i hear thats tasty too
"This wasn't in my childhood phil"
Phil: *Stares in disappointed dad*
I will not like so it will be 986 likes for the rest of eternity
@@somebody3798 jokes on you I forgot to like it when I commented it so now its 987
11:56 "I'm not fucking with you, Phil." That tone sounds like he's gonna tell me he skinned my entire family.
I can picture Wilbur a Skeppy talking about sand for 2 different reasons 😂
Poor Dadza, all his children are going crazy. It's so strange how Will is so serious about it, it's so convincing.
Techno : Anarchist
Wilbur : Eating Sand
Tommy : himself
Tubbo : innocence caused by whatever was made in the drug van
@@superspicy8740 tommy : ptsd
No Tommy being Tommy is bad enough
Convincing? He doesn’t need to convince him when he’s telling the truth
@@superspicy8740
Tubbo: weird innocence
Proved by quote: Oh No ThEy HaD sEx On ThE cRaFtInG tAbLe
Sand: (exists)
Wilbur:“ *Finally, some good fucking food* “
HAHA 😂😂
🤣
I-
I- I can’t
lol
why is that so true
LMAO
Imagine youre at the beach, and you see Wilbur, a fully grown man, crunching on the sand. *Imagine*
Wilbur: Phil, Im hungry
Philza: Go eat sand
Wilbur: yey
I'm. Just imagine Wilbur just laying on his bed, laughing his ass off. And when Phil told him to get into a call he needs to catch his breath.
LMAOOOOO 😭
well I mean it explains 7:22
Nahhhh Ive seen vods where he just memes with a completely straight face, like that one time mans threw a fit over geogessr after going onto phil's stream
This whole conversation is like something you’d find on tumblr
As someone who has been on tumblr, I can confirm this is a Tumblr shitpost made humanized
omg it is
It’s why I love Tumblr, everyone acts like they’re on crack
Yup
Saying this with experience, it happens on Wattpad too sometimes. I stumbled across a conversation about selling kneecaps on the black market
It’s even funnier when a few days ago you went to the beach with your best friend and he started eating the sand
Edit: did I forget to mention that we both cosplay as the dream SMP
the one person in chat : 'I just lost brain cells i never knew i had'
Nice to know the fire lord is part of or at least watches Philza’s chat
I’m gonna say it.
“That’s rough buddy.”
at 10:00 if anyone is wondering
@@lackinglife2758 thanks :)
"3"
Quarantine has gotten so bad we resorted to watching a man argue about eating sand is good for you
Do you know if there are more videos like this and the hotpockets one?
Quarantine didn't cause this, this is normal content on the internet.
Sandwich.....
IceInTheSoda
yes
XD
just listening to phil placing sand was so therapeutic 😂 I almost fell asleep 😀
as a biology nerd I can confirm sand is a wonderful texture - gastric pain and bleeding are just side effects ☺
Wilbur: "This wasn't in my childhood, Phil"
Phil: *utter shock and silence*
667 is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Pfft- I can't.
2:42 btw
Nah it's was more of a : ಠ_ಠ
He looked SO done xD
I can't even tell if he's joking. Wilbur is just like that. It's impossible to tell.
Lol don't worry it's just dry British humour😂 if he was actually eating sand we would have a problem
I say he's lying: he can't taste anything, but he says that it tastes like pretzels and so....😆
I just hope for him that he doesn't.
i have also eaten sand before and i am fine. i assume if he was eating sand he would be ok because he’s not only eating sand
@@astronarx3189 ive eaten sand too. not that much. but the texture is really gritty. idk why anyone would want to eat it. but it kind of does taste like salt.
I ate sand once, recently. Can confirm it crunches in your teeth, it’s terrible.
Wilbur formally talking about eating sand in such a gracious british accent
Beaches just start disappearing in Brighton because he's taken so much sand and has stored it all in his house and pockets.
...And inside himself
@@MantisM1 are you correcting the literal God? The who made the beaches?
@@MantisM1 wilbur's why there is no sand.
That One Angry Amazon Box There’s only rocks there because Wilbur ate all the sand, obviously.
@@MantisM1 It's because Wilbur vacuumed all of the sand into his mouth. God learn your history bruv
wilbur on canon streams: top tier actor, super emotional and intelligent, smartchamp
wilbur on other people’s streams: literal chaos
He is the Chaotic Neutral.
Yummy sand
A true theater kid.
why is this so fricking true?
ht pockets
What is worse than Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes? Us watching Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes.
someone in chat said ‘HES USING THE HOTPOCKET VOICE’ during the bit when he’s talking about the sand mafia, and i agree
Times like this reminds me that he can’t taste anything
@AngelicCinnamonBun there's a video clip with Tommy where he explains it but basically he's always been that way but only more recently did he have it confirmed by a doctor so he chooses food based on texture not taste
Wait really I didn’t know that
Wait really????
Ye something happened with his taste buds when he was younger, so technically he can’t taste things.
@@bon.bon. :0 oh that's terrible
I can just imagine Wilbur with a huge grin on his face while he's torturing Phil.
HAHAHAHHA PLS
I feel like your pfp would be your reaction
Oh Phil! Time for your morning sand!
@@4wkk language
Lmao same
It's been 2 years and this still never gets old lol😂
Phils children:
-The one who hates orphans
-The one who hate the song “Jump in the cadilac”
-The sand eater
Wilbur: "as long as the sand is clean I see no harm in it"
also Wilbur: "construction sights, hour glasses, fish tanks"...
one out of the three things he named are clean
*c r e m a t o r i u m*
@@elpaillou3996 yeah it's totally that one, it's purified by the holy fire !
G e t. B a p t i s e d. W i t h. T h e. S a n d
@@serencefrostbite3362 oh god
@@Detec_ D O. I T.
3:25 "I think we need to put Wilbur on "My Strange Addiction""
YES
I think we can all agree on this
Yep
i think that episodes already been done lmao 😂😂
I actually went and googled if it was a good idea to eat sand and decided to google if it was a good idea to do what I did during my childhood (I used to eat play dough bc I found that it was salty and I like salty stuff) and apparently it’s not the best idea.
Moral of the story: play dough and sand are partially ok to eat.
wilbur took "anything is edible if you try hard enough" to a whole other level
DID NOT AGE WELL BRO
Bewildered father listens in horror as his son describes his crippling addiction
this sounds very dodgy out of context
Sounds like the beginning of a drug addiction
But then again if your can snort cocain you can definitely snort sand
Sand edition
XD
XD
We could have avoided Unus Annus' death, all we needed was to get Wilbur to eat the hourglass sand.
EAT THE CLOCK
HAHAH
LMAOOOOOOO
*EAT THE SAND*
CONSUME THE SAND
Fun fact.
Before teehbrushes, they use sand to clear teeh
Will: This wasn’t in my childhood
Phil: 😐
I love Phil's disclaimer, like: "He's not high chat, he's just _That Weird."_
My friends are like that to me and it's great
story of my life
And thats cause i put him in my playlist of wilbur being a cute weirdo
@@TreeBranchStudios nice
@@TreeBranchStudios It's like that for me but it's at 3 am
We like to call it 3am Humor
Then Wilbur moved to Brighton to have quick access to large amounts of sand on the beaches.
The amounts of sand used for building are plummeting.
"sand tastes like pretzels :)"
✨Wilbur soot vibes✨
The more he talks about sand, the more I'm convinced he actually eats it.
Wdym he is being one hundo percent serious
@@coffe1170 *worried*
He is serious
You think it's a joke?
The more I feel like eating it-
I feel so bad for Phil all of his kids have done insane
Tommy-Depressed
Will- Dead and blue
Tecno- do I have to explain
And the neighbors kid- keeps getting manipulated by old green man
more like the homeless telletubby lmaoo
Wilbur - E a t i n g s a n d
Didn't phill kill will
@@Reqorks ughhg I--
@@Reqorks dont remind us
Will the kind of person to actually carry a conversation in Twitch chat
It's like his hatred for anteaters but so much funnier
Listen I will never get over Sand Jesus™
*"Niki come get your man-"* had me wheezing their friendship is top tier
What is the time stamp for that, also the likes “69”
@@sagejazper2787 Timestamp is around 4:20 HSHDBFH it works so well
I will ruin the 69 because it will anyways
“This wasn’t in my childhood, Phil”
*stunned and confused*
The best part of this was that one dono that said "I think we should put Wilbur on my strange addiction" LMAO
Wilbur could convince me to join a cult tbh
"we're gonna have talks son"
"why?"
"Stop eating sand son"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M CRYING CUZ OF THIS HOW IS WIBUR STILL ALIVE????
@fishwing I mean, he’s Wilbur though... It might not even be a joke.. XD
@fishwing no
He is Always serious
...about that...
@@aace7750 He can't really taste, so its probably not a joke Lmao
WIBUR
The sequel to "two men talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes" brought to you by none other than wilbur
Will should make this a series
Bridgette he already has
Feat. Ph1LzA
YESH
I was thinking about that same thing!
he isn’t kidding about the sand mafia thing there’s literally criminal empires built on selling the special type of sand that we use for glass and lots of other materials
When he says "This wasn't in my childhood phill" with that tts on! IT got me laughing for literally 5 whole minutes!
“He is the sand, guardian of the sand, Poseidon quivers before him”
“F*** OFF!!!”
YE. S
YESS
Pogchamp
I know this vine
Y E S
Dad and his son talking about eating sand for 14 minutes
Alternative title
step son*
@@braeden55 what are you doing Step-Son?
@@jixo6294 a cursed comment i have found
@@abanti1282 beat me to it....
phil wilbur is high 200%
once minecraft told me glass is made out of sand i was addicted to more than one thing
*sand has been added to your obsessions*
imagine will, in the car, in between tommy and tubbo in the backseat, with phil and kristin in the front. (mind you, they just came back from the beach). phil adjusts the rearview mirror to see what tubbo and tommy are gasping and giggling about. all he sees is wilbur grab a handful of sand out of his pocket and start eating it with a smile on his face. now, now that’s what i call comedy.
Phil would absolutely facepalm as soon as he can while Tommy and Tubbo would laugh
*cronch cronch*
Phil: WILL WAS THAT YOU
i love how in the donos wilbur seems like a crazed child that had three sodas but he joins the vc and you just hear his calming voice 😭
Honestly ngl I read his messages in a calm voice
That would be me with 20 sodas, ive had the experience
For real
Change the soda with drugs.
@@ThavyBee .
wilbur: sand is tasty
everybody: shut up!
they hated him for speaking the truth
My five year old self would agree with Wilbur
My sixteen year old self would agree to this
I'll come back to this in a couple years
Curse
@@mellowdie-deranged chuckles in pica
My forever self would agree
NO BC I REMEMBER IN TOMMY'S STREAM HE SAID HE ACTUALLY DOES. The fact that Will can't taste much but salt, but he said he literally just crunched sand in his teeth. stange man.
Lol, I was there for this stream, and to say I was laughing in confusion the entire time is an understatement
Wilbur is really intelligent, I think we all know that, but he uses his intelligence in the most chaotic way possible and I can't tell if I love it or not
I personally love it
I think its amazing
Yeah like a 200 IQ serial killer about to massacre 100 people in his server, or just a 200 IQ sadist/psycho...I dont know why i thought of this even
Also wilbur: *LOL SAND GO MUNCH MUNCH*
I love it
Just the text to speech going “phil have you ever eaten sand?” Had me dead from the start
Ikr, it was just so out of the blue
He he
I had to pause even though this a rewatch, because I was just laughing so hard lol
@@TheTaylorham95 same cuz I have been crying XD
lmao
After watching this video, I went to Charleston, went to sunset Beach, grabbed a bottle of sand, and ate it on the car ride home😌
i come back to this video often
I love how nonchalant Wilbur is when he’s start’s talking about the “Sand Mafia”
coz he’s being accurate lmoa
Sand mafia is a real thing lol, so maybe that's why
I remember one time I read a debate case on the BRI about a sand mafia, it was meant to be a meme case lol
All I know is that there is a sand mafia near the river 5 kilometer away from me.
Police ain't doing shit!
Yeah no that’s a real thing
Alt title: father listens to his son talk about eating sand and is worried for his mental health
edit: wtf this was my brain at 10 at night and i decided to comment it and now it has over 1k likes tysm
Yes.
nah dude, the fiber in the sand repairs your brain
It is completely fine to eat sand, he does not have tooth enamel so he is probably fine. You have to support your children and their opinion. I support wilbur for eating sand, though he must not eat big amounts to not harm his kidney
Yesssss
@@toastytoast9800 that’s why I’m so smart :D
"I dont have tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" bro what
Rocks are not good for you to swallow, but also salt can kill you but sand has things that can hurt your teeth.
Plot twist: Wilbur was lying about eating sand as an excuse for raising awareness shortage of sand and sand mining.