I Made Tommy Cry
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2021
- This was HILARIOUS & Disturbing lmfao
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#Philza #Minecraft #DreamSMP - Hry
Philza Crycraft?
No
OMG JIM!?!?
I never thought you would comment here!!!
Btw who are you?
@@pranavkumar2454
He make the funny
@@-ZH ah yes... the funny
@@Jimdoga i like your vids dude
_calm Tommy isn't real, he can't hurt you_
calm Tommy:
You can not deny his existence no matter what he will destroy the Internet
777 likes is no more
more like emo tommy
@@norrusyidahaziz9882 Holy shit thats funny and perfect----- (bro you made me laugh and I died from laughing---)
@@norrusyidahaziz9882
Should I change it? 😂😂
Tommy: ph1lza minecraft has a wife
he would never trust her with a knife
Phil: I would trust her
Tommy: Would you trust me with a knife?
Phil: n o
Nice 69 like
Ah yes, the auto tuned "Absolutely Not~"
Timestamp?
Timestamp???
a b s o l u t e l y n o o o o t~
Dadza- gets a child
The child- Philza is my dad
the entire world- Our dad
*yes*
**Soviet Union Anthem Intensifies**
HMM Y E S
@@madi897
Tommy: Mumzaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lolololol♡
"I brought your merch"
"You didn't buy my merch, I sent you merch for free!"
"...I got your merch"
As much as I hate Tim for being childish and chaotic, this was a smart funny move
@@Etrehumain123 Tim?
@@Etrehumain123 dude tommy is surprisingly funny. He says the funniest crap out of nowhere and I'm always caught off guard
@@goatboiii9511 Tim Sommons
@@screwtapee HAHAHHAHAHA
Wilbur: I'm fucking off to the woods with my band for a couple of weeks. You know what to do?
Tommy (Already checking to make sure he has software to make his voice echo-y installed correctly): Of course.
imagine if tommy does this every Phil stream that wilbur is gone
I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened
this is exactly what happened
But like it’s exactly what he did he’s purposely imitating Wilbur and doing the whole chaotic thing. I really really want to believe with all my heart that Wilbur actually put him up to it no matter how unrealistic
Bold of you to assume the child has the planning to actually check whether the software he downloaded actually works before going on phil's stream with it.
It's sweet seeing Tommy adopt parts of his friends' humor. The bit was mostly Wilbur but him correcting himself to be funny ("...I got your merch") was all Techno
little brothers in a nutshell
Pleassee tommy slowly lifting his head is also techno humour 😂😂😂
@@nyaoyaoya1374 i miss him
Ikr, like I actually had to check to make sure it was really Tommy because this is exactly what Wilbur would do lol
7:29
*"I'm gonna be one the Sleepy Bois and sleep forever"*
"Fppsss, Gonna hibernate?"
*"I'm gonna die"*
this aged well
@@jenuinewong327bro
“I’m gonna be one of the sleepy bois and sleep forever.”
“You’re gonna hibernate?”
“No I’m going to die.”
i dont know how he didnt catch that
7:30
*Grandpa???*
Relatable
@@Null24 ty
Video: *starts*
Philza: He is such a child
@@plkaz what the hell
@@plkaz bruh why
@noob this guy is going to every comment and replying with "shutup"
@@DaRealKayPee mhm-
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏
he's literally making fun of obsessive fans and it just goes over chats heads
I think most of us got it lol
"Comfort streamer"
Yeah I definitely realized that, do you think so people would be offended
3:03
Phil: tommy, youre very cool
Tommy: * trombone noises *
Phil: wtf..?
child: “phil you are my comfort streamer”
phil: ... “no”
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current Subs 8117
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current Subs 8116
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏
@@plkaz please get a life. you are going around commenting homophobic propaganda on peoples comments. It's not remotely funny, and it's disgusting . Please stop
@@user-dh3kq8wp4h they are also commenting the Pride flag emoji burning, other than saying shut up
"Goggy for the thrills, Philza for the chills." - Tommyinnit
I saw this just as he said that
LOL
@@pogocat855 LMAO same
3:42 for anyone wondering :)
That’s in the quote book
"I bought your merch"
"oh..."
"You didnt buy my merch i gave you merch for free"
"... *i got your merch*
**laughing*
We watched the video
@@itzkhronical so? It was still funny
@@itzkhronical i didn't watch the whole thing lmao
@@orangeblossoms_3582 It's probably more funny watching the clip again and not in text lmao
2:15
5:30 That's the equivalent of putting your son's drawing on the fridge and you cannot convince me otherwise LOL
Accurate
“Phil you are my comfort streamer”
“No im not piss off”
Top 10 anime betrayals
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏
Damn😔😔😔
F
@@plkaz lol stay mad
@@plkaz no one cares Lols
Tommy: Gives a hostile interaction
Phil: responds with a hostile interaction
Tommy: *Surprised pickachu face*
I think he just said hello?
@@masterchefofbuildingsuppli2988 Tommy doesn't understand o/ (which I think is just a waving emoticon) and Tommy says Phil is a fcking creep
@@siriusk1453 Tommy does know what it means, but yeah
Tommy really just went "and I took that personally"
@@masterchefofbuildingsuppli2988 nah he called phil a creep lmao
,,Tommy isn't like Wilbur."
Tommy:
"I'm gonna be one of the Sleepy Boys and sleep forever,"
"Gonna hibernate?"
"No, I'm gonna die."
Mans just predicted the whole plot of Passerine
LMAO NOOO
DONT MAKE ME CRY AGAIN LMAO
paine.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PTSD PTSD TRIGGERED TRIGGETERD TRRIGGERED
LMAO NOO
NOOOOO NOT PASSERINE
“I told my girl no kissing tonight I’m watching philza Minecraft”
That’s going in the quote book
Yes lol 😂
I also want "I'm going to be one of the sleepyboys and sleep forever" "you're just gonna hibernate" "no, Im going to die" in a quotebook because that is great
Did I make my yearbook quote it was never meant to be? Maybe.
IT SOUNDED SO VOICE CRACKY TOOOO
I read this comment as it happened in the vid
This is the closest thing we have to how GhostInnit might have acted
Whait, o.O omg, youre right
Wait a minute
If this is really how ghostinnit acts I wonder what kind of stuff he'd tell/do to tubbo
Oh no
that would be cute and creepy at the same time! *frantically whips out the FanfictionPen™*
i found this whole bit extra funny because in a stream the literal previous day tommy said “i’ve realized that i am my own comfort streamer!”
Hes voice looks soo dead that like he wants commit arson or homicide in mc-
I swear if i hear this on lore i would scared if he used this on his villian arc moments and also be happy-
Oh god if he did-
Yes
Man, I wish we got ghostinnit, this could've been his voice.
“Why do you have really strong Wilbur vibes right now?”
It’s guess it runs in the family
runs in the family
they are minecraft streamers. nobody runs in that family
/j
First it was funny, but these reply’s are even funnier XD
@@-stargaze beautiful
He’s very cold right now... :)
They’re thanking Phil for being a father figure meanwhile he is bullying a child.
tru dat
Lmao can’t tell if you’re being serious or not HAHAHAHA
@@zion6688
Neither can I
"I bought your merch."
"You didn't buy my merch, I sent you merch for free!"
.
..
...
"I got your merch."
6:11
Tommy: 'you disbanded me from the community.'
Phil: *wheezes*
Every MYCT has had their depressed creepy mental breakdown and this is Tommy’s.
What is myct
@@Animallover24678 minecraft youtuber
@@Animallover24678 Mineyou crafttuber
@@Animallover24678 Mine&yours crying Tommy
Quackity's was when he got possessed after reading how to sex
5:35 is just a father putting his toddlers art on the fridge and just trying to to hurt his feelings by laughing while saying he’s proud of it lmao
Accurate
but phils wife cannonically (i think) is a fridge
@@opbillore248 u wanna tell toddler Tommy that? U wanna explain how a human bird man has kids with a fridge by all mean go ahead
@@lunakikt6842 frosted fetus, take out warm up and you got a child
@@crowsoto9612 I will pay u to never say that to me ever again
I love how you can legit hear Tommy smile in some bits.
Tommy Minecraft is so brave, he's the bravest child I've ever met.
lmfao
When i see tommy i think he's so great
tommy: *is mean to phil*
phil: *is mean back*
tommy: *ENTERING WILBUR MODE*
y e s
A G R E E
I a g r e e
It's such younger brother energy
@@arizonagreenbee y o u g o t t a s a y i t l i k e t h i s
I was not prepared to hear Tommy speak so calmly and with such desolation. It makes me wanna both laugh intensely and crawl into my bed and hug my teddy bear out of not knowing what the hell it is
Same, Its like his voice but in a way I've never heard its freaky
that's bc it's his wilbur soot impression lmaooo
@@jamesamala7371 tommy learned from his favourite brother
@@arizonagreenbee ‘favorite’ ALSO HIS ONLY BROTHER UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SBIB
@@ranemin3m TECHNO EXISTS
Tommy: *You are my comfort streamer*
Ph1lza: please help.
“You have like, really strange Wilbur vibes right now. Have you been hanging out with Will to much?”
*Immediately gets louder*
xD
1:57 for anyone who doesn't know
@@ballpointpen9035 i was reading this comment during that time
😂😆🤣
probably cause he immediately got flashbacks to when everyone thought he was doing an ARG
the fact that he even went so far as to imitate wilbur's low monotone voice when he's trying to be creepy and off-putting, doing the echo to make it sound a bit off, is fucking SENDING me. wilbur and tommy are like brothers
Don’t say that, Wilbur will cry XD
Don’t say that, he will cry
Don’t say that, he will cry
Don't say that, people will spam you about how if you say that Wilbur will cry
@@Missingno_Miner don’t say that, someone will break the Wilbur crying chain
8:53
Tommy's screech is now my favorite tommyinnit sound!🤣
My new ringtone
3:17 "I just assume you are hostile on entry" what has phil been through...
Taking care of some sad gutair guy and loud child
Chat/donations: **thanking Phil for being their father-figure**
Phil: **bullying one of his sons**
@『iiPeachyy Swanzz』 as long as we can understand
@『iiPeachyy Swanzz』 I'm sorry, English isn't my native language. I fixed it!
My parent bully me like all the time for anything
You're dad doesn't do that to?
@@scvy7726 what dad? I dont have one, it broke. :(
The fact Tommy came out of nowhere makes it so much funnier
Yes
So would even say...
1000% Funnier
Does it make it...
*1,000× FUNNIER?!*
TommyInnit make a random CZcams video 999999999999% Funnier
IKR
2:15 I bought your merch
Philza: you didn't buy my I sent you merch for free :/
Tommy : I got your merch
One the funniest momments
I am so damn impressed Tommy managed to remain in character for so long before laughing
Stop saying that I'm gonna cry
@@raythepan6417 how?
All that lore is good practice
@@eemeli7093 wilbur says that when tommy (or anyone) calls him "brother"
Other streamers: calm
Their chat: chaotic af
Phil: chaotic af
His chat: wholesome, calm, “you’re my comfort streamer”
You're not wrong
Also: *CRY CRY CRY CRY*
Then there are the ones that say “drop the kinlist, daddy”
no
@@anderkid1090 sounds S U S
"You didn't buy my merch,i send my merch for free"
"I got your merch"
*laugh't and dies*
Time stap pls
"I told my girl no kissing tonight i'm watching philza minecraft"
LMFAOOO
Therapist: Monotone Tommy does not exist, he cannot hurt you.
Monotone Tommy: 0:53
Monotone + tommy = Monommy
@@rice4823 mommy
@@femboyfan69420 LMAOOOOOO
@@rice4823 monotoninnit
@@alisadoodles8440 i would like to go with this name option
I swear this child can be the second Wilbur if he really tried
😂😂😂
@Juliana Jornacion not anymore 😈
A g r e e d
So true lol
🤣
whoever said to tommy "little wilburrrrrrr" thank you you were never wrong
"i bought your merch phil."
"you didnt buy my merch i sent it to you!!!"
"i got your merch phil"
I've never seen someone so happy to make a teenager cry...
that one comment with 191 likes
*child
@G C **c h i l d*
@G C
*child
Every member agrees he is the child forever
@G C teenage child
Can we appreciate the fact that Kristin (philzas wife also our mumza) edited this video that’s wholesome asf
Aka wifeza
MuuuUuuUuUUUUUuuuuum their being weird again
I agree
Mumza
@DreamWasTaken Y E S
AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK
5:40 This is the kind of art that you would put up on the fridge from one of your child's
Am i the only one who noticed Philza’s nails? 😳😂
8:27
You can see that Tommy has obviously been spending time around Wilbur
Tru
He said that genius
Loll
6:21 WAS HE BOUT TO SAY SON?
EH? Well he almost called techno son so that would be possible too :)
i think he was about to say son of... well uknow
It's genuinely absurd how funny Tommy is. The screaming puts me off but anytime he lowers his voice he's genuinely some of the best comedy content out there.
This remind me of (I made Tommy cry-tittle)
Tommyinit-"What should I do at 17"
Tubbo-"Legal suspense"
Ranboo-"Laugh at 16 year olds"
Tommyinit-*reads sign*"Cry."
I always thought Tubbo said illegal substances lol
@@ericiscool3664 oops I think I spelled it wrong idek
@@plkaz No thanks❤
Hahaha truee
just made a child cry, feeling good
Give me likes
Lmao
@@punya3582 no
LMAO
@@plkaz stfu
I love how when Tommy said his first sentence on the call, philza hysterically laughs for 12 hours
When he said “your my comfort streamer Phil” I felt that
Alternatively named: Tommy misses Wilbur and made up for his absence
t r u e
TRUEEEE
All he needs to do is read some manga and talk about killing orphans and we can have 4/4
@@agirl824 TRUE!!!! LIKE FAMILY
I love that you can hear Tommy’s quite little laughs every now and then. He did a great job keeping up the bit, but the little snippets of him hiding his laughs are the best.
In what moments? when?
@@JesseDolling you can hear one at 3:50 for sure. Have to listen closely though.
It’s been 5 months since the last Hardcore episode. RIPPPPP 😭😭😭
Auto caption really said Gogy was Cocky huh? 3:42
phil: he's calling me- ello?
tommy: *you were my comfort streamer phil.*
*you were everything i had.*
“No kissing tonight, I’m watching Philza Minecraft”
-Tommyinnit 2021
BABGAXBGA BAAAAHHHAAA
This has the same vibe as “My childhood hero has just called me bipolar.”
the new horror movie coming this summer ''your my comfront streamer phill......'' staring phil and tommyinnt
“I told my girl no kissing tonight I’m watching philza minecraft” LMAOOO
Weeb mod intensity 100000000%
Mans no simp
Lol😂
😂lol🤣😹😅
i'm in tears knowing this happened literally a day ago. kristin RAN to edit this and post it for us, and fuck it probably for her too, we all love watching the child get smacktalked
1k likes with no replies
1k likes with 2 replies
@Everest Oppenheimer you broke the chain DD:
@Everest Oppenheimer not literally please calm down
@Everest Oppenheimer bruh chill
Alternate title: brotherinnit/tommyinnit comes to dadza/Phil and tells him that he is his comfort streamer after calling him a creep
(XD the “you are my comfort streamer Phil” is so funny)
Tommy: I bought your merch
Philza: I sent you some for free
Tommy: I GOT your merch
"The hardcore heart and the legs that he uses to carry everyone" -TommyInnit, 2021.
WOAH KRISTEN (aka Mumza) DID SUCH A GOOD JOB EDITING THIS!! CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE THE TIME TO APPRECIATE HER EVEN MORE RN SHES LITTERALLY THE BEST!! ALSO MUMZA IF UR SEEJNG THIS ILYSM
Mumza edits the videos?
@@ranboat7904 check the description😌she Does
@@xtrashocking oh ok- ty
Mumza appreciation
TRUEE SHE'S SO GOOD AT EDITING!!! MUMZA SUPREMACY
"I told my girl "No kissing tonight, I'm watching Philza Minecraft"" is one of the greatest quotes of internet history
You can hear the smile in Tommy's voice and it's hilarious lol
' the child is here' Thats the best way to start the video phil
s
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏
@@plkaz whats that even supposed to mean
@@plkaz it's okay if you're a little fruity, we accept you
@@cade7103 there being homophobic. Ignore them
6:56 all the voice cracks make this sentence sound even more hilarious
Lmfao I thought he did it on purpose to sound like he's crying
@@NadiaK.2949 I'm pretty sure it was on purpose but like for comedic effect lol
I tOlD mY gIrL nO kIsSiNg ToNiGhT iM wAtChInG pHiLzA mInEcRaFt.
I was the 1k like
"Goggy for the thrills, Philza for the chills." - Tommyinnit 2021
Take a shot everytime he says “you are my comfort streamer”
"oh the child is here"
he's a very wholesome internet dad and deserves an Oscar
"very wholesome"
Phil: Piss off child
Did Tommy just go through puberty twice, I had no idea his voice was so deep
that's just how he sounds when not doing youtuber voice™
plot twist: Tommy was being serious and is now crying as I comment
Gogy for the thirls
Philza for the chills
-tommyinnit 2020
Tommy: “I’m gonna be one of the sleepy-boys and sleep forever”
Philza: “Pffffffffttttttttdhdjdjd you gonna hibernate?”
Tommy: “ no I’m gonna *die* ” ;-;
Philza: OKAYYYYY....
WEOW!! Thanks for all the likes guys!! 💕💕
7:30
@@donuts564 thanks
You needed to put a space before the " for it to do *this* because now it just looks like you put random ** at the beginning and end *:)*
@@AnEldritchBeing oops! Thx :P
He looked him dead in the eye when he said it-
You just know Tommy was watching Philza and thinking “this is getting boring... I can fix that”
True
When Wilbur away Tommy will play. Tommy is now in his Wilbur arc.
Alternative title:Tommy learns what depression is and he decides to try it out
Tommy:I bought your merch
Phil: you didn't bought my merch, i sent you merch for free!?
Tommy:I got your merch
Lmaooooo
Wilbur must be proud to see Tommy is carrying on the same chaotic energy
4:11 hello timed comments feature enjoyers
Hello there
Why hello there
Oh hello
Hi
hello.
Wilbur: - proud Wilbur noise -
“I told my girl ‘no kissing tonight I’m watching philza minecraft’” it’s such a powerful quote😂
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*777 likes and 3 comments*
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Tommy wanted the video game from the store and father philza says
“No”
Tommy cries in sadness
This was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. DSMP has made me laugh more in the few years I've watched, than anything else in my entire life.
Ph1lza stream quality progress since 2 years ago is massive.
love you duddd
tommy: “phil you are my comfort streamer”
phil: “no, i’m not piss off”
LMFAOAOOOAOA
Phil is so genuinely good that he is flush with guilt even when he knows perfectly well that him and Tommy were both joking around
1:39 why did I feel that this was the scene like with itadori in jjk season 2