Philza gets taunted by Tommy, Ranboo & Drista on Dream SMP
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- čas přidán 2. 04. 2021
- This was VERY chaotic...
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#Philza #Minecraft #DreamSMP - Hry
"This is the dsmp"
"There is no compensation for trauma"
*"Only more trauma"*
Literally the characters and viewers 😆 😭
Not even funny man
I love ranboo sm
Only Spain without the S
*fallen down plays*
I saw ‘Tommy and Ranboo’ and was like oh cool but then I saw ‘Drista’ and knew sh*t was going down
How is Tommy teleporting?
lol.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 4610
@Vrinda Singh yeah coz drista gave him op
Yeah me too
Drista doesn't clean up the barrier blocks properly and there'll just forever be a place in Phil's basement where people run into an invisible wall
And a set of stairs into the sky
birdza moments
I can hear techno laughing the sh*t out of him across the internet waves
tommy*
@@albert_the_cool8092 no I hear Techno too. Just laughing and not logging on to help. XD
Me:*Presses X for same*
Techno’s most amazing way to call Tommy a child is to warn him about Jonathan Swift
10000 IQ
A reference only intellectuals and old viewers will understand
I don't get it :(
@@ladygabes5558 Jonathan Swift, a satirist, once suggested that the Irish eat their children, in Techno's recent stream, a zombie villager eats a baby villager, therefore Techno naming the zombie villager, (after being cured) "Jonathan Swift," Techno telling Tommy to becareful of Jonathan Swift is just him calling Tommy a child
@@ladygabes5558 The other guy above explained who Jonathan Swift was, so if you want to see the original reference Technoblade made a few years ago, look up “School Adventures- Skywars” by Technoblade and skip to 4 minutes 30 seconds
I love how Techno logged in just to quote Phil-
He does that a lot and it is amazing
You’re one of those people that end all of their sentences in hyphens, even when it doesn’t make sense
I love how techno is just technoblade
i was the 2000 like :)
i mean he's do everything but content in this moment.....
I love how phil just call drista, ranboo and tommy "chaotic little shits"
Well... he's not wrong...
Ranboo: "Just more trauma"
* *jazz music stops* *
* *undertale music starts* *
Everyone at that moment be like áááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááá
Tommy tried the “teleports behind you” trick on the guy who’s skin is literally an anime character.
300 IQ moment right there
What anime character?
@@freddy_9900 Kisuke Urharah from bleach
@@freddy_9900 Urahara Kisuke from Bleach
@@freddy_9900 Philza Minecraft from Minecraft
Top ten philza big brain moments
Alternative title: Old game developer gets raided by three minors
Like the sound of that, I do
Seeing drista made me feel very excited
Verified Boi
Sounds weird g
ummm
Simp
@@DF-kc2dc I’m afraid he’s not ONLY a simp-
Ranboo spitting hard facts: On the DreamSMP you don't get compensation for your trauma... only more trauma.
Everyone gangsta til drista pulls up with barriers
Hmmm
Everyone gangsta til drista takes out the fork
Everyone gangsta until drista exists
Thats why you should always carry chorus fruits
@@mrdoh450 they can't go to the end
“I am traumatized. I need compensation.”
“Lmao this is the DreamSMP”
PLEASE-
Well atleast it was filler so Phil won't remember it
Yo wat if all fillers are drista's weird fever dream that manifest themselves into the timeline but dreamXD cleans it up before it becomes canon
@@Ragazaloth man that would be awesome
THE ONLY COMPENSATION YOU GET IN THIS SERVER IS MORE TRAUMA, PHIL
So true XD
Philza is the most family-friendly channel that curses.
Yes
Techno’s most amazing way to call Tommy a child is to warn him about Jonathan Swift right
LMAO HES SO SMART
Tommy and drista being chaotic
While ranboo is just watching them traumatising philza
Tommy and Drista are the perfect duo and you can't convince me otherwise
Im the 669th like
phil’s realization that it wasn’t dream is perfect
HI i luveVfingyoudo
How does Tommy disappear
@@dreamofficial5538 spectator mode
☺☺☺☺
Yeah 😂
Can we just appreciate philza being a father figure to people who don't have dads because if I could give him the award of being the #1 dad I would've done it long time ago
The oldest player getting god-modded by a group of ACTUAL KIDS is freaking hilarious.
Phil has patience that even I, a mom to a 15 and 18 year old, don't have.
Alternative title: Mr Minecraft is harassed by small gremlins
small gremlins + ranboo
small gremlins + an half enderboy*
*tall gremlins and chaos incarnate
@@RealMelodyHope drista and tall gremlins?
And Techno cautiously watches, in case they spawn a baby zombie.
The amount of patience Phil showed is insane
Stream title?
@@bellabarnabas6157 this video, bruh
I dunno how he does it man
@@bellabarnabas6157 latest stream i think
@@bellabarnabas6157 It was from his latest stream which was the Knockout city sponsor, he played minecraft later on in the stream
Alternative title: dadza gettin annoyed with his son and his friends
Phil is like a dad to everyone on the server and 2 million kids including me because our dads left us
You already know this happens daily when he can tell the difference from Dream and Drista without even being in a voice call with them.
Yes Zenitsu
LMAO
The kids:*trap phil*
Phil:*pissed off*
My brain: PHILZAS PISSED AT THE KIDS!!
*HES CRAFTING A BELT*
KİDS NEED DİSCİPLİNE
Philza is going to beat some kids
PHILZA IS CRAFTING A BELT
Some kids gonna be beat tonight
i was waiting for techno to log on and say "leave phil alone, children" then log off
Tommy stealing philza's shits
Hahahahaha
did anyone else notice that tommy and ranboo swapped boots lmao
my first thought after reading the title was: *philza minecraft is pissed at the kids. he's crafting the belt*
KIDS NEED DISCEPLINING
@@leduck7694 IS THAT EVEN A *WORD*
@@LavenBisc NO
@@leduck7694
PHILZA MINECRAFT IS GOING TO BEAT SOME KIDSSSSS
MASSIVE PHILZA IS MAD AT THE KIDS
three children: *walk up and nod to Phil*
phil: *looks at camera*
Alternative Title: 2 Kids and their freind traumatise a old man.
correction: Alternative Title: 2 Kids and God traumatise the creator of minecraft
Techno can teleport him using his stasis chamber if they want to put philza in there forever.
(5:25 shoutout to the chat for the idea)
Drista can teleport him back.
"This is the Dream SMP, There is no compensation for trauma, just more trauma." -Ranboo, 2021
Truer words have never been spoken
208 Likes and 1 REPLY ME OF COURSE HOW?
-Dream accidentally made philza into creative mode-
Dream:Oh crap i meant adventure
Philza:-*Inner power unleashed*-
Tommy and Ranboo:MASSIVE PHILZA'S PISSED AT THE KIDS
He would immediately get an elytra, I guarantee it
@@scrensaver_ He’s crafting a belt, as we speak
yes
0:39
Dadza's boutta craft a belt now
Cough cough ChILDREN RuN
It took me a minute and a half to realize Phil himself was the one who posted this video
I realized when I was this comment
Lol I realised that when I saw your comment
Yoooo samee
*''You'd better not break that fancy redstone door I spent weeks on'' - Philza (THE AUDACITY) - Technoblade 2021*
When chaos is happening in the SMP with someone using Dream's account, we only know who is the one using the account.
*Drista*
She's chaos incarnate
y e p
new ppl be like W A I T-
XDDD
Dream is *nobody* next to Drista
Philza minecraft is so brave, he's the bravest man i've ever met
You've met??
Lol Tommy and Drista are just the perfect chaotic duo
“Wait is that? That’s not Dream is it.”
Types: IS THAT F*CKING DRISTA
“It f*cking is isn’t it? It is. It absolutely is. There’s nobody more chaotic.”
What part of the video is that
@@_taytots_118 5:20
Tommy: *simply exists*
Phil: “What do you want raccoon child”
“Lmao this is the Dream SMP, there is no compensation for trauma, just more trauma”
I love Ranboo
3:12
this is literally a "dad can my friends come over?" situation
Alternate title: Old man gets beaten up, trapped, and laughed at by the young
underrated
@@username3442 rated
bIG PHILZA IS ABOUT TO CRAFT A BE-
Dont take this comment out of context
2021 v
Coluorized
i love how he thought it was dream until he realized that not even dream is that chaotic
Ikr so rvil
"rvil"
@boy lasagna rvil
@@eudaimonixx9909 rvil
@@eudaimonixx9909 rvil
6:32 "Ok, we're hopping back on hypixel today!"
0:38 cant wait to see Tommy’s reaction to Phil if he ever sees this
"Technoblade joined the game"
CAREFUL THAT'S WHERE I LEFT JONATHAN
"Technoblade left the game"
SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
Lol
4:43 phil booking it after seeing the barrier blocks always kills me
Tommy ranboo and dream: *spams donkeys an builds things out of stone in the basement*
Philza: OH- U LITTLE SHT *digs straight down aggressively*
POV: your siblings/pets won't leave you alone 9:09
breaking news: local father gets attacked by child, friend, and prisoners sister who became a god
None of the clips of this show what ranboo wrote on the sign facing away from Phil that made him crack up laughing. That was one of the best parts.
what did he write?
@@Acidima Caution: He bites
Drista is actully Awsame
The way they all just walk up to Phil though
Story time: So when i was 8 i was in my backgarden showing my neighbour how to play frisbee with a dog bowl. The dog bowl came flying back and hit me in the chest, i couldnt breath and my neighbour was just their watching me and my parents were having a barbecue
You had no reason whatsoever to tell that story but thank you for still telling that and giving me a mental image of that .
Thanks for sharing
Oof time to fly to the crow father and call him birdza whilst flying lmaoo
Tommy, Drista and Ranboo menacingly circling Phil has the same energy as that "How many times we gotta tell you this, old man!!" meme
‘He gonna do something’ I said, ‘it’s gonna be funny’ I said
the dentist gets taunted by Tommy, Ranboo & Drista on dream smp
Dad in a cage, WHAT WILL HE DO?
Leave like any dad would do.
9:47 “So chaotic” Phil sighs as he proceeds to down a whole bottle of beer
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
LMFAO
PFFF
0:07 that’s how u know he’s dadza. “ You little s*it”
"Just kill god it's not that hard" any David Humes in the chat?
Ph1LzA: Enderman place so much stuff around here
Me: then don’t live next to Ranboo the One Enderman in the server
Three teenagers traumatize a bird while Blood god laughs in his face
“no one more chaotic than drista” one of my favorite moments.
Dadza after getting out of the box: I'M CRAFTING A BELT
Ohh nooo
NOT AGAIN
Chat when anything happens to Phil concerning any “gremlin children”:
PHILZA IS PISSED *leather snap sound*
When Philza glitches through the barrier block...
"You do not understand the extent of my abilities."
In other words, "You underestimate my power!"
Tommy: how to get people pissed off 101
"Lmao this is the dreamsmp. You don't get compensation for trauma. Just more trauma."
BRUH THATS SO TRUE IT HURTS 😭🤚
Tommy: being a little gremlin
Phil: 100% done with dealing with Tommy and his pranks
Tommy you better watch ur back tonight lol
05:37
"There's nobody more chaotic"
I love how Phil can tell Dream and Drista apart by the level of chaos-causing each of 'em is capable of xDD
And Dream is on a high stake of "chaotic" already xD
Peoples who thought DreamSMP was gone:
Dream smp is officially dead
@@kirpy4356 it wasnt roleplay so no
Wait what happed to his background?
Yeah I know but there is too much creative
@@nesto09 it is roleplay
Phil i know this is about season 2 but when you died the enchanted golden apple was like 1 second away from finishing eating
chat pearson: kill him
phil: you mean kill god
technoblade joins.
When they all come Phil’s like “Oh shit, more children”
Ok so I just noticed that Tommy and ranboo switched shoes to be like mix&match, I’m gonna cry :,)
Phil is just casually playing as the hardcore god, meanwhile a child attacks him.
The children just flocked to Philza! That’s adorable!
I saw the title and knew I had to click. I wasn’t disappointed
Ok
We all know he is doing this for the likes
Dude you literally posted this comment the moment the video was posted lmao. You can't have watched it yet
Yeah literally bro
I saw that Philza uploaded and I knew I had to click it.
Alternate title: dadza fails to take control of his 3 children
*you meant 3 orphans?*
@@noyankucuk8667 oh yea true
"Is that f*cking Drista? It f*cking is, isn't it. It is. It absolutely is. There's nobody more chaotic."
-Philza 2021
Tommy: im back cuz i just fixed my camera
Philza: *i can hear him laughing in the vc*
*I'm already interested by the title right here*
I loved this chaos on stream. The “Careful, he bites” was the cherry on top.
6:23 love how foolishg told him to fight back
Kids when they realize philza's skin is from an anime :O
Surprised Pikachu face
Wait hang on it is??
What anime?
@@L4xu0rii_PNG Bleach
@@ChloroFluoroHexane Thanks
The clearest zoo I've ever seen
I hope Phil knows how happy he makes people with his videos
1:15
*Further evidence that Kisuke Urahara from Bleach is indeed just Philza controlling his anime avatar*
5:07
5:21
The moment he started realizing that it was in fact Drista.
The three most chaotic children bully dadza
PHILZA DEALING WITH THE CHILDREN OF THE SMP LMAO
That F5 mode snipe was sweet. Would love to see it from Tommy's perspective.
I love tormenting old men in a video game
I want phil to just name his sword “ obedient belt “
it's so funny how a group of kids just walk over to philza like it's kids seeing their grandpa and causing mischief
Phil laughing in confusion and being terrified at the same time
Person in chat: kill her
Philza: kill god?
me: I mean Business Bay did it with a way more experienced god!