Ethan Becomes An Alpha - H3TV #52
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0:00 Intro & 10 year anniversary
3:00 Where is zach?
13:20 The first show Dan missed
15:40 Dad apology
21:00 Post Malone fall
29:00 H3 Live Show
39:00 Jimmie Lee & Doctor
50:40 Jimmie Lee's Doctor calls in
1:14:10 Fortnite survey
1:17:50 Please ban me from the sub post
1:21:00 Jordan Peterson standup cringe
1:51:00 Twitch streamer $300k scam & twitch gambling
2:24:10 Alpha male challange
2:54:30 Ethan's ice bath
2:59:50 alpha quiz - Zábava
I like how the podcast now has many 'resident experts '. Two doctors, a lawyer, a water sommelier, and a foot rating expert.
Who is the food rating expert jimmy or gabe?
@@han6061 gabe obviously. fried chicken wednesday
@@han6061 they said foot rating 😭
And the foot rater is the busiest of them all 😂
A dentist too!
Zack losing his heartthrob status to AB and now having his joker brain status threatened by Lena really has him in an identity crisis
His real Joker arc
@@emwa.x0 Heart Heart rate
@@emwa.x0 😊❤
@@emwa.x0 op lool
one of zach's most joker brained traits is that he is constantly texting back and forth with jimmy lee
Giving Jimmie Lee your number is the real joker brain move
FACTS
Zach is more Harley-brained. In love with the Joker, acts like the Joker, but not quite the Joker.
harley isnt in love with the joker but i get ur point
@@Satisfyingfactory0 explain?
Nah, he's Joker af!
@@revengeacademy She's in love with Poison Ivy (canon)
@@Satisfyingfactory0 that’s recent canon
This stupid chair is really becoming quite a train wreck
When you get the chair parts, burn them.
Send the ashes instead with a joker card.
Turn the wreck into a disaster
Reported that person who dropped the N bomb Dad! Love you!!
Dad I appreciate your effort & your willingness to play along w the goofs
love u dad
I love you dad
Zach saying Jimmie is unhinged in a very serious tone while dress up as the joker is very ironic
he knew what he was doing on that one 😂 every now & then Zach says something legitimately hilarious (on purpose)
Zack used to be weird. He as chill as AB now
@@madpad4397 i feel like AB has become more extreme
Let’s not forget how the man took a bite of raw meat lol. He’s a young Jimmie as far as I can tell 😂
Zach is kind of a wussboy ngl
The way everyone looked unimpressed when Zach walked in tho 😂
💔 ⚰️
Hahaha because he always does the most it’s annoying and expected
The fact that he tries so hard is ALMOST endearing but always unfunny
i feel so bad.. he worked so hard on his outfit.
His laugh sounded very penguin to me 🐧
Ethan screaming "The Little Mermaid is WHITE" then launching the trident at the mouse made me laugh so hard I cried
Imagine reading this with no context
Then when he's out of breath
"You wouldn't even be black at the bottom of the sea, there's no light" I fucking died🤣
forgetting that zach is dressed like that & the camera switching to him is so fking funny
And his stupid joker laugh 😭 I love him
The joker being deeply insecure of what Batman thinks is very joker brained.
Zac reminds me more of the Riddler
I LOVE YOU BLACK MAN ❤
💯 he is obsessed with batman and being his nemesis, thus he cares very much about being The Joker.
I used to love Zac but after the chip challenge and now this shit, I have lost respect
TOTALLY
There’s something about Ian’s deadpan face when Ethan is praising his alphaness… it just confirmed he’s alpha supreme.
2:10:19 lmao that was so funny
Zacks joker brain entrance and Ethan going "alriight" while everyone sits quietly was so hilariously perfect. Love when you guys do sketches/bits
Ethan keep the health journey up!!! Anyone remember that Dan said he would run Mayo on his beautiful bald head if Ethan dropped below 200? Let’s
get that Mayo ready babyyy
i was thinking about this the other day!!!! if this isn’t incentive for ethan i don’t know what is
Omg I totally forgot about that....pleeeeeease let that happen
I LOVE YOU BLACK MAN 😮❤
Dan already kind of did that in the silent library episode tho! Maybe level that up a little somehow
FUCK YEAH! Let’s get it BABBBBYYY!
the doctor that literally got up and took his shirt off and FLEXED literally KILLED ME lmao we’re in the twilight zone
That’s the world we in today, next thing surgeons will be doing brain surgery in their Speedo. Which might be kinda cool.
Hate to break it to everyone that doctors are just people. I work with a lot of them and we are all very unprofessional behind the scenes 😂
😂 do “doctors” really just chill in their kitchen with a stethoscope around their neck?
Why are some doctors so hot 😂
I have partied with doctors in Stanford and they can be just as moronic as any of us
I keep finding myself doing the ninja “hello!” To all my kids (I’m a bus driver) every morning, so thank you to the family and Ninya for implanting that into my brain
Forever appreciate bus drivers 👏🏽💓
zach just randomly jumpscaring me as the penguin dressed as the joker kept me on my toes this ep
Underrated comment
LOL
I have got into the habit of saying Ninya's "hello" to my girlfriend at random times, several times a day. She responds back the same way and she doesn't even know about the meme. She thinks I am just being nice. It is a powerful tool.
You should celebrate with the ninja dance as she walks away
Hello
This is fascinating to me lol that’s great!
copying this, thanks family 👪
This is so cutee lol
Ethan saying “thank you shredder” when shredder barked was the cutest thing.
Sad to hear Ethan talking about Shredder throwing up alot and saying he is ok and Lena saying its not normal. RIP Shredder ❤
The doctor was hilarious I love how he knew so much H3 lore I hope they bring him on again
he was actually so funny with the fact he was so familiar with everyone! would love to see him again
When he took off his shirt I died but shout out to him for being so down for H3
Why did they cut his segment out?
@@omaewamoushindeiru6581 ohhh is that why I can’t find it
@@omaewamoushindeiru6581 people suspect he got in trouble with his residence or w/e for some of the more unprofessional behavior in this segment
When the doctor rushed to take off his shirt … Dan said “that took a lot of convincing” 😂
AB said it
@@user-mh8gm4xe6s Everyone heard
if i was a hit doctor i would not be humble about it either
It did not take a lot of convincing and I DID NOT MIND, holy shit 😅
l can’t find that clip in the episode, the timestamps aren’t working
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Ethan: I'M TECHNOLOGY
ethan rly is the ultimate ipad kid
I lost it!! 🤣
Tater mob: “He used to speak his mind!”
Ethan: “Life’s too short to exercise”
Tater mob: “fuck him for speaking his mind!”
Tate literally says dumb shit like that for cooking and reading except unironically these people are such fuckin hypocrites 😂 the left really loses for not doing the same thing back to them with those tate clips except ironically lmao
Dan and crew, please show the poll results in videos so the people that watched after it premiered live can see them
peace and love
Ethan ending the podcast wrapped up in a towel like a girl getting out of the shower was everything for me.
That’s alpha AS FUCK.
Lmfao when he was wrapped in it right after getting out, AB was in the Tub, & Zach was eating the beef it was PURE chaos. I couldn’t stop giggling, Ethan is hilarious 😩👌🏾
AB descending into ice water while inside a bear costume is the exact opposite of the ending to Midsommar lol
Hahahah
Inject that a24 directly into my brains! Onomnomnom so good!
3:10:30. The fact that zach ate something he wasnt supposed to and the crew all tell him to spit it out like hes a 3 year old is full joker brain
did part of the pod get deleted?? watching rn but it doesn’t hit 3 hours!
WHERE IS IT
did it get cut out ? :( what did they remove chat?
They go "oh he can't be a real psychiatrist" while talking about jimmy, who's for real for real a dentist
Zach def got in front of a mirror and practiced that laugh for at least 2 hours prob longer
Or a lifetime of living it
So annoying
@@WingedGirlV fr
And I cringe every time he does it
@@werrdbro its so embarrassing
I can’t stop thinking about Zach’s PowerPoint and him misspelling jokerbrain to jokerbrian. I’ll never stop saying joker brian to myself
When the alpha question was “what would you do if a girl cheated on you? “ and he said “I’d kill her” so fast I busted out laughing in the middle of my office
Ethan doing too much going alpha male apesh*t and then two minutes later cut to him with a towel wrapped around his body so delicately I don’t know why but that KILLED ME!
Also every time the camera froze it added that extra kick to the segment, tears down my eyes. Hope you guys do more segments like this in the future.
Ethan telling zach to stop laughing like that because it was “too much” for him💀
only 7 minutes into the episode and dan accidentally saying “the jacker” instead of “the joker” already has me near tears from laughing too hard
Time stamp
@@rc5205 i literally said “7 minutes into the episode” my friend
@@rc5205 6:54
lmao I laughed so much at that! 🤦♀️
“Stick your funger”
“The Jacker”
I love you, Black man
in the funniest way, the Zach joker brain bit was very Michael Scott adjacent
not gonna lie, after the chip and the Alpha segment today I really do believe Ethan is a true Alpha. King of free speech bows to no one, goes after anyone even if his channel gets a strike. Pure Alpha
fuckin' forreal
Lol he's an internet bully. Which is the weakest kind of bully because he knows he can't be punched through the screen. He's also just Hila's puppet, which is probably why he always looks like he's lost the will to live.
Not gonna lie, everyone knows you're all gay af and this channel is for Democrats who don't fuck.
Lena is the type of person thats shy af first but when she gains confidence… yooooo 💀
Yeah, she'll like, identify a insecurity, or discover a sensitivity you might have, and then ruthlessly and aggressively use it to hurt you, it's like so sick, slay queen! Sitting on this ever since that poll, and it seemed to me, that while they all know each other personally, I don't kniw shit, Zach is in on the bit, and it's not that serious, all that considered i do think it really does clearly bother Zach at a level, he's got like a "personality" or maybe you could call it a gimmick going for a sort of internet persona that is pretty successful, it's funny, and he always play into the joker brained meme so well, and he started this bit and this joker brain thing and he's probably proud of it in at least a small part and I don't care call me Para social lol but Lena is not being funny, she's straight up coming across as a real life "mean girls" bully. If she thinks she's being funny and just getting in on a bit, I don't hink it's funny, it's making you look like a narcissist and a kind a mean one. My opinion, whatever. Shits coming across extremely mean spirited, and I think of you pay attention her insistence and mean spirited attitude is making other people uncomfortable. Ian, Dan, and Cam are all like desperately trying to guide Lena off the joker brain thing, backing Zach up, and in my opinion trying to plant the whole Bane brained thing because they saw what we see, that shits coming across just mean and it's super uncomfortable to watch, and they were just like, this needs to stop. You can't even expect Ethan to intervene in any way st this point, that guy doesn't just get lost in the sauce when it comes to "anything goes as long as it's entertaining in some way", Ethan fucking lives in the sauce, Ethan captains a glorious ship, an immaculate vessel, upon the high seas of the sauce, a old salt dog of the sauce, one with the sauce.
@@kyserblade43 bro it’s just a gag.
@@kyserblade43 literally the most parasocial comment I think I have ever seen in my life.
@Kyserblade 43
Is this a Zach burner acc or something, felt deeply personal or you’re delusional on behalf of a stranger
@@kyserblade43 woa dude. It's just a goofy podcast, you don't lose your health on a skit.
Ethan: “Dude Ian is so alpha, look at his face”
Ian: 😐
I do have to say the joker is very pain focused to tho. I mean he laughs through being beaten in several media’s and Zach didn’t seem to be laughing at the corner of the chip
Gives Lina a background. Takes her camera 😂😂😂
Let's be real here, shoe nice is the real joker brain.
Yes 😂😂
@@Eddiefresh nah he's just an alcoholic
Absolutely
For real, not even a joke though
Stop 😩 you're gonna summon him
Great. Now I can't decide if Zach looks more like John Wayne Gacey or If Ethan does
hearing about how shredder had symptoms for so long makes me so angry at the doctors who didn't catch it :(
The camera going to ian looking dead inside while being called alpha is hilarious
The most shocking thing was leaving this podcast at the start to go call clients only to come back to find ethan sitting in a pool screaming about being an alpha. I died. Also, Zach, I am officially afraid of you. 😂✌️❤️
Zach may be scary, but hes definitely not joker brained.
@@dylanchadderton1 Zach's more Mad Hatterbrain.
I liked when Olivia pulled an Ethan and just totally lost her train of thought lol.
I love you black man.
sam and Dan trying to hold it together as zach walks in killed me 😂😂
I love how every episode now, Ethan has a spill on his shirt from the Gamer Supps cup lid 😂
Omg it drives me crazy lol I wish I could unsee it
I have the same cup it never happens lmao idk 😂😂😂
It’s gotta be water/juice in the lid… say if he isn’t drying it properly or it’s got a bad seal on it 😅
I think Alpha Ethan broke AB lol. He's just staring into space when Ian pans to him @2:55:53 , and then he sits in the water with the bear suit 😂
I love you blackman ❤
Zach exudes "Ive been told my laugh is very reminiscent of the joker"-energy
I kind of feel sorry for him. He's so desperate to feel like something about himself is cool and entertaining to people , not realizing that naturally that will develop when he stops forcing it and self obsessing over it. He needs others validation so badly . If they are really his mates on the crew , someone needs to sit him down and strongly suggest he gets into therapy for a while and works through his attachment and self esteem issues.
@@HitTheBricks89 it’s literally a bit 😭
@@minaberric4069 Of course he's playing his part and doing the bit about joker brain. It's the person behind the character he plays that I don't believe is OK. I've watched the Podcast from the start and Zach used to be a lot lighter and used to come with a lot more humor . The last six months or so It's not that hard to see there is a darker vibe about him and his humor is often just sarcasm and laughing at others rather than with them . Take his entrance today as an example . That didn't go down that well and moved quickly to the rift between him and lena , which AB gets involved with as well and .. well if you can't see that there was a pretty bad atmosphere for a good five to ten minutes , then maybe it's just me seeing it. Also 'Bits' are usually planned in a show , so that everyone is on the same page and knows how to play along etc. I don't think H3 actually do that much pre scripted bits , it comes across as pretty improvisational . Anyway . I hope your right and I'm not because that would mean that Zach's all good and that's what matters.
I have a theory that Zach might be an addict of some sort and that’s why his vine seems darker. But then again maybe I’m projecting as a former addict. It’s mental to dive this much into an entertainment show but I have no life. I wish Zach the best whether he’s doing well or not. 💓 the crew has brought much light into my life during dark times and good times. it’s hard not to speculate the parasocial relationship is real lol. But I wish him the best
@@HitTheBricks89 he is already in therapy, he mentioned it in one of the episode.
And also, this kind of comment about his behavior and personal relation with other crew members is really inappropriate. We don't know anything apart from what they choose to broadcast.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge how good Ethan is looking right now!!! Congrats on the weight loss man!!!
He looks like manbearpig
Ya'll talking about how Trisha and Jason's laugh is the same, but Ethan and Dan are in sync here... 15:59
I'm praying for Sliker’s mother's health, dude swears on her life every sentence while scamming smh
I swear men are intimidated by Ethen. I am a fitness junky and I never think about his weight. I’m here for the content. Sounds like a bunch of young early college age boys 🥴 projecting hard af
It's weird to think about other people's weight at all, but apparently the tater tots are doing it constantly.
but don't you know, fat man bad? It's a super solid argument with no logical fallacies
@@CadgerChristmasLightShow if you're fat you're doing something critically incorrect in life. It shows a total lack of self control AT LEAST. So yeah, there is quite a bit of logic going on there.
@@natediaz1863 not rlly lol idk but I’d rather be fat with money, a family, and a shit ton of ppl who support me than skinny and broke and not famous 🤷success is like not objectively measurable. If the most important thing to you is your body shape you’re probably lacking control in other aspects?
@remi I also workout daily, and am a fitness junkie. Once you're comfortable in your own body, you learn not to worry about others but your own.
They cut Dr.Faddels call?! What happened
They deleted the doctor segment because of some drama with H3 fans harassing him
Did the Jimmie Lee part get removed?? They mentioned him very briefly but the timestamps show they had him and his doctor on? I didn't catch live... 😔
Ethan is right. Has a great family, great job....money and ppl who care about him. Doesn't get anymore alpha
Nah, alpha means you don’t care about women and you drink protein shakes. You can’t be a loving father and husband and also be alpha. He has an intelligent wife who runs a very successful business. Alphas can’t have that!
Only if he loses everything and becomes addicted to manosphere content while giving his paycheck to insecure grifters
He’s fat he’s not alpha
He’s fat and takes anti depressants, don’t even bring up the word alpha around his name
I wish Ethan would emphasize this, like he’s literally a successful multiple millionaire business man and he didn’t need to bow down to anyone to get there or follow social norms.
I Love You Black Man!
I LOVE YOU BLACK MAN
It's fall now guys. Can we get a bunny drinking a pumpkin spice latte soon please??
I like this idea a lot. Maybe put some Ugg boots on the bunny too
Not yet a couple more days ...with peace & love of course
@@Chuloon yes, please i love fall so much but let us bask in the sun a little longer lmao
Fuck spring and summer, winter and fall are better
I WANT THE APOLOGY PODIUM FOR DAD. You’ve went too far Ethan.
Hear hear
I LOVE YOU BLACK MAN 😮❤
Dad had to learn the hard way
Agreed. I love dad
ethan saying the liquid water is below 30 has me hollering
The end of this pod gave me big Dwight and Andy fight for Michael Scott's approval energy.
Zach is Andy
The fact that Zach has to put up with Jimmy Lee's insanity on a weekly basis and continues to do so willingly is why he's the one true joker brain
My fiancé doesn’t like Ethan either. Drives me crazy. He’s not alpha, but thinks you’re a bully lol. It’s annoying bc this is my favorite CZcams channel and never miss an episode
SAME MY FIANCÉ TOO HAS THE SAME MENTALITY T.T but I luv ethan
I mean he is kind of a "bully". sometimes its well deserved, all for laughs, and really is just part of his personality. Like Jimmy with his personality disorder tho, they both still have good hearts and don't actually mean anyone any harm, its just how they are and what they do, but others are allowed/justified to not vibe with it.
He only goes after assholes that deserve it or take advantage of people so that's weird.
Your fiancé seems beta
@@coralreigh frfr
Lmao I feel Olivia so heavily at 2:30:34
“like some of them… 🤔
a lot of them 😔”
i love you black man
I was convinced Ethan is alpha up until I saw the way he was standing there with the towel wrapped around him
I came here to make that same comment! Looking like a woman who just got done using the hottub and is standing around waiting for the hair dryer. 😅
Personally, I thought the towel tripled his alpha score.
That was funny 😅 Ethan just doesn't give a fuck
Alphas can def be femme pussi queen
Makes him even more alpha
Honestly I was SCREAMING laughing while on the stair master bc of the shirtless dr! I LOVE when Ethan thirsts after his bros, we love a str8 expressive man 🥺💓
I love you black man
I Love you black man.
joker is unhinged. zach is unhinged. lena is just a beast and has no pain or the worlds highest spice tolerance
I hope cam puts together a nice fall/autumn background up soon
Should be soon! The 22nd is the first day of autumn. 😌🍂🧡
My fiancés family dog was unexplainably puking for ages. Vets would just keep suggesting dietary adjustments.
Until one day she got really bad and ended up on a drip at the vets. Nothing was coming back from tests to say what was wrong. She was going yellow and they thought they were losing her.
The vet nurse begged that they try one last thing, an exploratory surgery where they may find the cause and fix it. Luckily they did.
It turns out, at some point during her early years she ate a small golf sized ball. I can’t remember if it was plastic or foam, but either way it survived years. I don’t think it showed up on an X-ray either, I could be wrong.
It stayed in her stomach for a very long time and cause her to periodically puke, but otherwise be okay. It wasn’t until the ball started to travel further through the digestive tract that it caused life threatening issues. They found the ball blockage, removed it and she’s still alive to this day.
It’s really worth looking into this before something mundane turns into life or death 😓 It could be “nothing”, but it’s safer to always stay alert. Never get complacent about it, thinking “oh he just does that.” It’s always worth keeping on top of it periodically, making sure nothing changes or maybe trying new tests you haven’t already.
I think the fact that Zach showed up in full clown makeup and still had to eat a chunk of raw meat out of Ethan’s dirty bath water to be accepted as joker brain really helped Lena’s case, with peace and love 😔
lena could defecate on a lawn, but could zach eat the same amount of spicy chips? i rest my case
fr he’s trying too hard to be joker brained
@@deanmoriarty6015 speak the truth king
I'm only 20 mins into the episode when I read this, what the heck happened today?!
Why do y'all not let Zach have anything.
When Ethan said “that guy just grew the biggest pumpkin” I was dying 😂😂
Ethan's dancing will be my favourite part in every episode ever
Why am I screaming laughing at this cigar falling apart in Ethan’s mouth and him spitting all over himself 🤣🤣 no one even questioned it lmao
I DIED when they cut to Ian’s face and he just stayed like that 2:10:25 😂
Zach and the damn joker thing is so hilarious. Cringey, yeah but in retrospect it’s so hilarious. Lena doesn’t even care to be “joker brain” or to play along at all and Zach comes out in head to toe joker gear lmfao!
Pure entertainment
Lena clearly cares a lot about the audience attention and is just pretending not to care to get even more.
@@madi4260 Cry me a river Ladi.
Only ''cringey'' because Zach isn't a funny dude... Great with the soundboard though
@@bapo224 bruh
Congrats on the upcoming 10 year anniversary, Ethan & Hila!! 💕 The two of you have always been my reminder that true love actually still exists! 🥰 You guys are the best! 💛
Praying that Ethan doesn’t OD after taking the entire bottle of alpha brain pills.
Speed running into glory
he spit em somewhere, hes slick
@@wheelinwanderer oh yeah how didn’t I see that lmao
Hope he remembered to remove the freshness pack aswell 😂
Whoever has been doing the sections for the segments on the video player is a saint , Thank you
I love you, black man.
zack: have you seen the dark knight??
dan: HAVE YOU!?!
oh my god im deead
"I Love You Black Man"
This was one of the most Off The Rails h3 eps and it's not even Wednesday!! 😂😂😂
@@EthanBeer6 but its not lol
@@AlchemicMentor coconuts in barbados
Aww watching this may 2023 and knowing that something was actually wrong with shredder 💔
😭😭😭😭😭
I love you black man 🖤
“I love you black man”
Yes... yes....
The knowledge has gone into your cranium.
... I love black men.
I love you balck man
Shredder jumping up when Ethan got into the ice bath sent me 💀
I love you black men
The doctor making his own sound bite was iconic 😅
I LOVE YOU BLACK MAN ❤
I was dying when Ethan said he answered the phone like that sound bite 😂😂😂
I love you black man!
I love you black man