Cooking A Giant Squid

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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
  • #shorts #calamari #friedcalamari
    Get my cookbook! geni.us/8hnhf

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  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni  Před rokem +5219

    Preorder Knife Drop! geni.us/8hnhf

  • @International_Corn
    @International_Corn Před rokem +57215

    *"And squidward was never seen again"*

    • @kaynu_Z
      @kaynu_Z Před rokem +419

      This comment is gonna blow up

    • @hilda436
      @hilda436 Před rokem +706

      Squid ward is actually an octopus

    • @jcvega6034
      @jcvega6034 Před rokem +144

      ​@@hilda436 6 tentacles only though

    • @Bellochiao
      @Bellochiao Před rokem +215

      ​@@hilda436 squid--------ward and ur callin him octopus...wow🎉

    • @hilda436
      @hilda436 Před rokem +121

      There is also the one episode where the other characters turn into their natural sea form doing what they should do as sea critters. The narrator does say squidward is an octopus

  • @GoldenGully
    @GoldenGully Před rokem +5977

    Those beautiful eyes 😍

    • @hassanautal7058
      @hassanautal7058 Před rokem +104

      isnt it haram. sorry I started a war

    • @Schlesticle
      @Schlesticle Před rokem +38

      Hi gully

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 Před rokem +44

      Kulfi King

    • @Robert_4444
      @Robert_4444 Před rokem +79

      ​@@ncob12 giant squid eyes kulfi

    • @oraaaaaaaaaa4911
      @oraaaaaaaaaa4911 Před rokem +71

      ​@@hassanautal7058Seafood are halal entirely but It also depends oh what mazhab you hold..while im Syafi'e then its halal...

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 Před 5 měsíci +97

    My man discounted those badass tentacles WHICH ARE THE BEST THING ON A PLATE OF CALAMARI, FR.

  • @leachblah6313
    @leachblah6313 Před 2 měsíci +170

    Fun fact: The back bone is actually their shell. A thing of the past when they had external shell. Overtime they evolved to cover their shell and the shell slowly faded out.

  • @user-mw5jh6se8w
    @user-mw5jh6se8w Před rokem +5014

    Kraken : Let's cook Nick.

  • @DarkTails256
    @DarkTails256 Před rokem +8142

    Squidward Has Been Real Quiet After This Video Was Made...

  • @ManuelAngeloTobias
    @ManuelAngeloTobias Před měsícem +15

    Bro was so calm when he was cooking Squidward🗿

  • @BIGturbulance
    @BIGturbulance Před 24 dny +7

    Squidward been real quiet ever since this dropped

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 Před rokem +12747

    Bro really pulled out the Excalibur from a squid.

    • @Jumbatato
      @Jumbatato Před rokem +485

      The squid dropped legendary loot

    • @pyrodacasual
      @pyrodacasual Před rokem +38

      ​@@Jumbatatofr

    • @RonicTheEgg
      @RonicTheEgg Před rokem +135

      ​@@Jumbatatowe gon defeat the megalodon final boss now
      Nigga has like 7 health bars

    • @savagekeyboardtrooper
      @savagekeyboardtrooper Před rokem +28

      that's not a beak but CLITORIS 🤣🤣🤣

    • @drift.nolagt
      @drift.nolagt Před rokem +3

      i was gunna say that lol😂

  • @theweirdones7544
    @theweirdones7544 Před rokem +12851

    The cartilage is a keepsake honestly. It looks so cool

    • @PLF...
      @PLF... Před rokem +122

      It's not cartilage, it's nail.

    • @ShawnaCosmica
      @ShawnaCosmica Před rokem +753

      @@PLF... It's called keratin

    • @V.ms_tape
      @V.ms_tape Před rokem +258

      I would have it framed ngl

    • @theweirdones7544
      @theweirdones7544 Před rokem +315

      @@V.ms_tape definitely. Or preserved it and made it into a pen or something

    • @belckroz1952
      @belckroz1952 Před rokem +322

      Transparent sword

  • @shazrwanasaad8431
    @shazrwanasaad8431 Před 2 měsíci +4

    how are you taking so chill as if you did this a million times 😂

  • @lordofthem3mes578
    @lordofthem3mes578 Před měsícem +15

    The piece you pulled out is called a pen or gladius and is actually made of chitin, not cartilage. Animals with cartilaginous back bones (like sharks) are still considered vertebrates, while squid and other cephalopods are invertebrates.

  • @BeanboiVR
    @BeanboiVR Před rokem +2970

    Nick 2 weeks later: Let’s cook a whole colossal squid

    • @carsonnesbit1178
      @carsonnesbit1178 Před rokem +51

      Giant squid are larger than colossal squid when you account for total mass. Colossal squids kinda look larger though because they got thicc mantles.
      EDIT: correction, colossal squid are larger in terms of mass but giant squid appear larger in terms of length. Anyways, there is no way that anyone is getting either of those two on their dinner plate lol.

    • @pacho6821
      @pacho6821 Před rokem +11

      ​@@carsonnesbit1178 never say never

    • @carsonnesbit1178
      @carsonnesbit1178 Před rokem +34

      @@pacho6821 there are 2 or 3 videos of giant squid, and there is only 1 video of a colossal squid that has ever been captured. They are that rare.
      There are only 11 “complete” specimens of colossal squid that have ever been found and they were corpses that had washed up on beaches, other than that, the only other times we find colossal squid is when their beaks occasionally turn up in the stomach of a beached sperm whale.
      They are THAT rare, there is only one recorded sighting of a living one, so while I can’t be certain, I am 99.9999% sure that no human has ever caught and consumed a colossal squid.
      Also, if one were to be captured you would be an absolute moron to eat it as you could sell the specimen for a shit ton of money to be studied.
      EDIT: also they live in the oceans twilight zone, which is incredibly deep and the reason they are so absurdly rare.

    • @pacho6821
      @pacho6821 Před rokem +14

      @@carsonnesbit1178 I know my friend, I was just joking :) thanks for the infos btw, so kind

    • @carsonnesbit1178
      @carsonnesbit1178 Před rokem +4

      @@pacho6821 lol, flew right over my head, no problem brother👍

  • @Angelikaliu1331
    @Angelikaliu1331 Před 5 měsíci +4486

    The backbone thing looks epic
    Turn it into a sword

    • @OVOJermey
      @OVOJermey Před 5 měsíci +73

      That’s what I was thinking tbh

    • @VulcaniUmbra
      @VulcaniUmbra Před 5 měsíci +22

      You have no logic, you can't turn the back bone into a sword

    • @OVOJermey
      @OVOJermey Před 5 měsíci +117

      @@VulcaniUmbra Sure you can!

    • @Angelikaliu1331
      @Angelikaliu1331 Před 5 měsíci +67

      @@VulcaniUmbra i was thinking like covering it with resin or something but ok
      Didn't really have to say it like that

    • @VulcaniUmbra
      @VulcaniUmbra Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@Angelikaliu1331 Well sorry but its strange

  • @nilakshibandara5057
    @nilakshibandara5057 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Looks good ❤

  • @wuphatlizar2541
    @wuphatlizar2541 Před 2 měsíci +1

    now cook a colossal squid

  • @bombasticzak-jq2sv
    @bombasticzak-jq2sv Před rokem +4012

    Bro cooked the kraken

  • @sound4501
    @sound4501 Před 11 měsíci +3206

    "They've got beautiful eyes"
    *Proceeds to make calamari*

    • @infinitiii360
      @infinitiii360 Před 10 měsíci +16

      That shit weird lol

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus Před 10 měsíci

      😢😢😢Leviticus‬ ‭18:22‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.

    • @stasijuliabukowieccy4929
      @stasijuliabukowieccy4929 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Rip

    • @NintendoAndShrekShouldCollab
      @NintendoAndShrekShouldCollab Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yes

    • @to_ur_heart
      @to_ur_heart Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yeah, he truly had beautiful eyes.
      That’s kinda sad

  • @Anhie_1
    @Anhie_1 Před 23 dny +1

    Bro violated that squid

  • @Milo_kit002-jy6wt
    @Milo_kit002-jy6wt Před 3 měsíci +2

    Am I the only one that noticed this is the most beautiful loop I’ve ever seen?

  • @ilovetweek000
    @ilovetweek000 Před 5 měsíci +1430

    That cartilage looks like a crystal dagger

    • @Iamtoastervr
      @Iamtoastervr Před 2 měsíci +25

      It looks like a giant piece of plastic to me

    • @Sophiagomez529
      @Sophiagomez529 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Craig?

    • @ScrimmyBingus42
      @ScrimmyBingus42 Před měsícem +12

      It's not actually cartilage. It's the vestigle remnants of an internal shell. It's made of chitin, the same material as insect exoskeletons

    • @mcsporran2305
      @mcsporran2305 Před 28 dny +1

      ​@@ScrimmyBingus42interesting thanks

    • @Tomassouthpark457
      @Tomassouthpark457 Před 22 dny

      Brother, is that you?

  • @aidenspowershow7044
    @aidenspowershow7044 Před 8 měsíci +2287

    “to begin, i’ll remove the head from the body”
    nick said calmly.

  • @Mattzilla2023
    @Mattzilla2023 Před 13 dny

    I like how bro is so calm when saying: first we will remove the head 💀

  • @KnifethStorm
    @KnifethStorm Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bruh, its so satisfying when he cooks food like that. Just wish i could eat sea food again.. 😥

  • @themainmanphi1246
    @themainmanphi1246 Před rokem +1500

    Nick one year later: "Let's cook the kraken."

  • @emmastacy9282
    @emmastacy9282 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hey nick I always feel like I’m gonna throw up and I start to get nervous and when so watch your vids you make me feel so calm ☺️

  • @Official_JesterYT
    @Official_JesterYT Před 3 dny

    Bro fell asleep first at the sleepover

  • @umie585
    @umie585 Před rokem +1324

    Nick is literally telling us everything in the book and which makes it easier 😂

  • @smoothiedragon6028
    @smoothiedragon6028 Před rokem +1021

    Fun fact! The giant cartilage backbone is called the pen and you can actually write with it! You can even use the ink from the ink sac if you're careful :)

    • @sanneoi6323
      @sanneoi6323 Před rokem +20

      Awesome

    • @Kneecaptain
      @Kneecaptain Před rokem +10

      epic

    • @ariellesarinafirestone7823
      @ariellesarinafirestone7823 Před rokem +48

      I’m fourth grade one of the kids had a dissecting squid themed birthday party and the spine (pen) and ink sac to write with the pen we’re party favors😅🙈 I’ll never forget that! Lol

    • @strangerforthebetter
      @strangerforthebetter Před rokem +4

      i wonder if this is how ppl used to write

    • @IndustrialParrot2816
      @IndustrialParrot2816 Před rokem +8

      Actually its called the gladius after its resemblance to roman shortswords of the same name

  • @simplikk-vj6zi
    @simplikk-vj6zi Před 15 dny

    I can’t stop watching this bruh it’s so satisfying ❤❤

  • @Adambrawlstars1
    @Adambrawlstars1 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My friends when I sleep first at the sleepover💀

  • @kavithagirish3559
    @kavithagirish3559 Před rokem +716

    Ngl the eyes look so amazing like it came straight out of a fairytale

  • @SteveW-ng5kb
    @SteveW-ng5kb Před rokem +91

    That cartilage back bone do be looking like those swords you see in medieval games💀

  • @aydingharehbaghian7923
    @aydingharehbaghian7923 Před měsícem +1

    Spongebob: "Let's make a crabby patty out of Nick!"

  • @Jake_Ashford
    @Jake_Ashford Před 3 měsíci +1

    I bought your book! Best recipies ever, the pasta section is so delicious. 😋🙌

  • @equebrix
    @equebrix Před rokem +2257

    Bro was so calm when he said
    ''To begin i'll have to remove the head from the body''💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
    Edit: Thanks for the likes it's the most i've ever had on a comment

    • @mrsgameandwatch2223
      @mrsgameandwatch2223 Před rokem

      its a cooking video what the fuck do you expect

    • @rodmaiquez726
      @rodmaiquez726 Před rokem +27

      Ignorant people about cooking would be easily bothered by that

    • @akaveyas6902
      @akaveyas6902 Před rokem +20

      ​@@rodmaiquez726yea sorry chef

    • @rodmaiquez726
      @rodmaiquez726 Před rokem +6

      @@akaveyas6902 don't have to be a cook to be not ignorant about this, unless fastfood and ready made meal are your only diet

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 Před 11 měsíci +25

      ​@@rodmaiquez726yes chef sorry chef

  • @TheOnionKingReigns
    @TheOnionKingReigns Před rokem +1608

    No wonder the humans went extinct in Splatoon.

    • @TheOnionKingReigns
      @TheOnionKingReigns Před 11 měsíci +24

      Y'all I feel so spoiled most likes ever gotten a comment thank y'all so much!!!

    • @Style_224
      @Style_224 Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@TheOnionKingReignsyour welcome

    • @skekkers
      @skekkers Před 11 měsíci +12

      AGENT 3 NOOO!1!11!

    • @miakiikazu
      @miakiikazu Před 10 měsíci +5

      ngl I came here for the squid biology (because he would have to dissect it to cook it) for my splatoon ocs 😭😭😭

    • @BeefyBryan
      @BeefyBryan Před 10 měsíci +7

      I’m glad the splatoon community is still swimming along well 😁

  • @KingbobIV531
    @KingbobIV531 Před 25 dny +2

    Guys remember lynja do not forget. If the movie coco has taught me anything is we need to remember the people we love and cherish❤

  • @harisjaved994
    @harisjaved994 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Squidward is actually an octopus, y'all don't worry

  • @missmarie_8790
    @missmarie_8790 Před rokem +1043

    We had to dissect a squid in science class once, it wasn’t nearly as big as this guy, the ones we had were probably about 6 to 8 inches long, and only about a pound each. My teacher had caught them on a fishing trip he had taken the weekend prior, and so they were “fresh.” After we finished dissecting and doing our lab along with it, my teacher battered and fried up the calamari on a hot plate in class! It was so freaking cool and a memory that has stuck with me since then. This was obviously something that happened in the 90s as I doubt any teachers would get away with doing that today.

    • @AcidX.
      @AcidX. Před rokem +45

      Damn that is cool it would be cool to have been alive at that point

    • @missmarie_8790
      @missmarie_8790 Před rokem +27

      @@AcidX. it was a different time for sure!!! I wonder what it’s like in schools now, because when I was in school when cell phones were just starting to become more common, we weren’t allowed to have them on in class. And only a few of us had cell phones, Vs everyone pretty much having one. I had one, but it was for emergencies, and it was just a basic brick phone. Not a Nokia but close lol!
      What is it like in classrooms now, if you’re either still in school or recently finished? My sister in law graduated high school only a few years ago, and she told me that all kids do all day is sit on their phones… and the teachers too, because they can’t get the class to pay attention; these are in the worst classes though. She did have a couple classes that the teachers were a bit more assertive, and didn’t tolerate the phones being used for things outside of school work during class.

    • @AcidX.
      @AcidX. Před rokem +14

      @@missmarie_8790 your sister was pretty spot on, some teachers don't give a care and others don't tolerate phones. A lot of the time people will sneakily be on their phone and most people have air pods or wireless earbuds in during lessons.

    • @missmarie_8790
      @missmarie_8790 Před rokem +6

      @@AcidX. yeah, that is pretty much exactly what she said!
      When I was in school we didn’t have Bluetooth earbuds, we did have earbuds that could be discreet, but they always had a cord attached. If you were a girl with long hair (or even a guy with long hair) you were able to hide it more. Because a lot of teachers wouldn’t tolerate hats or hoods up in class, so you couldn’t hide a earbud or whatever.
      Some of us got creative though and would cut little holes in our jacket pockets, to feed the wire through. To be easier concealed lol! We did a lot of weird shit to get away with stuff like that, and passing notes and stuff. So I find it interesting to see what the kids are doing in school now, to get away with that kind of stuff. As you guys can just text each other from across the room lol! We would hide notes in pencil sharpeners and let the person you were passing the note to, “borrow” your pencil sharpener 😂🤣

    • @AcidX.
      @AcidX. Před rokem +8

      @@missmarie_8790 yeaa, haha the pencil sharpener idea is a pretty good one, I wouldn't of thought of that.we did used to pass notes back when I was in elementary school, since we didn't have phones.

  • @elbraunis
    @elbraunis Před 11 měsíci +2476

    can we appreciate how he uncooked and rebuilt the squid for the end of the video? A true hero

    • @ChisknChickn
      @ChisknChickn Před 10 měsíci +11

      100th like

    • @Tamzid-Siu
      @Tamzid-Siu Před 9 měsíci +7

      200th like 🗿

    • @ChisknChickn
      @ChisknChickn Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@Tamzid-Siu 9 hours ago an 9 days ago what perfect timing

    • @sushiboi004
      @sushiboi004 Před 9 měsíci +20

      waiting for the "he recorded it before idiot" comment

    • @Shadow-ci1pm
      @Shadow-ci1pm Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@sushiboi004he recorded it before, idiot.

  • @Lynxifi
    @Lynxifi Před 24 dny

    Iam buying your cookbook Nick!

  • @gandrebrown4070
    @gandrebrown4070 Před 11 dny

    Bro that crunch and the way that looked so good 😭

  • @ThatWelshMotorist
    @ThatWelshMotorist Před rokem +447

    Squidward: Mr Krabs, can I have a raise?
    Mr Krabs:

  • @da0guy798
    @da0guy798 Před rokem +449

    "About 100 times the size of a normal squid"
    Either Nick is 9 feet tall or the "regular squid" he's talking about is a Southern pygmy squid

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja Před 11 měsíci +23

      Perhaps he was talking in terms of mass rather than length? In which case a regular squid would be around 20-30 cm, which seems fairly reasonable.

    • @Maggy-uj7kd
      @Maggy-uj7kd Před 11 měsíci

      You dont know what youre talking about lol

    • @da0guy798
      @da0guy798 Před 11 měsíci +23

      @@Maggy-uj7kd Did you know there is a species of squid called Giant Squid? Adult squids tend to grow up to over 10 meters. They can be found all over the world, but very rarely get close enought to the surface to be seen.
      This is not a Giant Squid, mr.

    • @Maggy-uj7kd
      @Maggy-uj7kd Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@da0guy798 100x size doesn't mean height

    • @da0guy798
      @da0guy798 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@Maggy-uj7kd 100x in volume is still not right in the case of the squid in the video. Unless, as I wrote earlier, you compare it to one of the smallest species of squid.
      100x anything is quite a lot more compared to what people tend to think.

  • @Stefkara3
    @Stefkara3 Před 26 dny

    That looks soooo good

  • @anasjoyland6253
    @anasjoyland6253 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Now i will carefully pull out the ink sack”

  • @skulfz7611
    @skulfz7611 Před 7 měsíci +780

    **Inkling screaming sfx**

    • @Nexuz2
      @Nexuz2 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Octonauts fan?

    • @iamsomebody7677
      @iamsomebody7677 Před 5 měsíci +6

      i was looking for this comment

    • @Hamster_Dogg
      @Hamster_Dogg Před 5 měsíci +30

      @@Nexuz2octonauts? Naw it’s Splatoon fool

    • @Nexuz2
      @Nexuz2 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@Hamster_Dogg forgive me for the mistake then

    • @Hamster_Dogg
      @Hamster_Dogg Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@Nexuz2 it’s cool

  • @Artichokeswithbread
    @Artichokeswithbread Před rokem +521

    At this point Nick is just gonna cook a whole Cthulhu type of monster and make it into one of the most delicious plates ever

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 Před rokem +1

      I played "The Call of Cthulhu" (the 2018 version). I do not recommend. 😝

  • @DogeyMan69
    @DogeyMan69 Před 3 měsíci

    THE KRUSTY KRAB BE HIRING SOMEONE NEW WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @reesewatson4895
    @reesewatson4895 Před měsícem

    nick: "lets cook a giant squid"
    a giant squid: am i a simpleton to you?

  • @shanjidarahman7604
    @shanjidarahman7604 Před rokem +1843

    His cooking is so perfect that Gordon Ramsay wouldn't be able to call him a doughnut.

  • @jordan_wolff
    @jordan_wolff Před 5 měsíci

    Giving instructions like im going to cook a giant squid

  • @sebdabeb
    @sebdabeb Před 11 dny

    Bros giving us instructions like one is just randomly gonna show up at our door💀

  • @nado7246
    @nado7246 Před rokem +232

    bro has the ocean in his refrigerator 💀

  • @neru1584
    @neru1584 Před 11 měsíci +298

    splatoons secret end credits:

  • @CTOBoyz
    @CTOBoyz Před 2 měsíci

    Nick is cool and good at cooking

  • @tryxerrr
    @tryxerrr Před měsícem

    Bro's got some of the cleanest transitions

  • @carolinaalvarez5314
    @carolinaalvarez5314 Před 5 měsíci +425

    SpongeBob is gonna be pissed when he sees this

  • @berserkerOMipOyautja
    @berserkerOMipOyautja Před rokem +607

    I like how respectfully he treated the animal

  • @ManLikePanGaming
    @ManLikePanGaming Před 27 dny

    “Wedge in ur fingers” wowh there nick 😂😂

  • @trystinp2935
    @trystinp2935 Před 4 měsíci

    Nick is the only guy that can pull off an animals head and still be chill about it

  • @johnathonlee7053
    @johnathonlee7053 Před 11 měsíci +254

    “Imagine swimming and seeing this!…. Let’s cook a giant squid!” No hesitation, man finds a giant squid swimming to him and just immediately thinks about cooking it.

    • @Pwn3540
      @Pwn3540 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It probably didn't go like that. Maybe the squid grabbed the human's hand, the human couldn't take it off besides biting it, once it bit, he realized it tastes good raw, they ate them raw for a while, then decided to think about how it might taste good
      Even other animals know not to eat just anything.

    • @Your_handle_should_be_atleast_
      @Your_handle_should_be_atleast_ Před 9 měsíci +2

      It would be a normal squid a giant squid would be 12 meters in length with an eye the size of a basketball

    • @sagartiwary6612
      @sagartiwary6612 Před 9 měsíci

      @@Your_handle_should_be_atleast_thank you🙏 finally someone said it out loud!!

  • @lemmingming2799
    @lemmingming2799 Před 11 měsíci +101

    0:16
    "You have obtained the squid cartilage sword"

    • @chipahoyvg
      @chipahoyvg Před 8 měsíci

      That's what I was thinking

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 8 měsíci +1

      *Item Get sound from Legend of Zelda*

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA Před 8 měsíci

      Too bad, you're fighting a giant parrot 😂

  • @raynahenderson3574
    @raynahenderson3574 Před dnem

    Mmmm that looks sooo good

  • @🈶
    @🈶 Před 15 dny

    Bro really out here cooking up some Kraken with those beautiful eyes. The squid pen is actually made of chitin, not cartilage!

  • @SplatoonSLAYS
    @SplatoonSLAYS Před 7 měsíci +342

    *When your a splatoon fan* 💀💀💀 BROS I FEEL HONORED TY.

  • @burrito7556
    @burrito7556 Před rokem +298

    Your so gentle and respectful with the squid thank you. You even talk more softly, much respect.

    • @fleabaguette9699
      @fleabaguette9699 Před rokem +24

      I noticed that he seemed much more soft and careful in this video, he did a great job with that beautiful squid. It's always nice to see someone cook with such care and respect for the animal. 😊

    • @olivermalcolm7076
      @olivermalcolm7076 Před rokem

      @@fleabaguette9699 lmao it’s dead. It doesn’t get more disrespectful than that. You two are pansies

    • @ridefree9160
      @ridefree9160 Před rokem +23

      ​@@fleabaguette9699 If they had respect for the animal they would not have killed it

    • @Shaunteetalkstv
      @Shaunteetalkstv Před rokem +11

      @@ridefree9160 exactly wtf lol

    • @thenuclearchicken6781
      @thenuclearchicken6781 Před rokem +10

      @@ridefree9160 exactly, these people are delusional, how can you be respectful to a dead being xD I'm not even a vegan, I eat mostly meat, but saying that's somehow respectful is nonsense

  • @totallyogcontent
    @totallyogcontent Před 4 měsíci

    Me: “One calamari, please”
    Waiter: “Coming right up”
    *waiter comes out*
    Me:💀

  • @blendimelishte3064
    @blendimelishte3064 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Imagine swimming and you see this"
    Me" If i saw it i'd eat it alive

  • @hashiba_neonwolf
    @hashiba_neonwolf Před rokem +71

    Me when my teammates don't listen to me to save the game in Splatoon:

    • @kiwijellycake
      @kiwijellycake Před rokem +5

      I needed to see a splatoon comment on this video

    • @ManaAsuhaS3
      @ManaAsuhaS3 Před rokem

      ​@@kiwijellycakesame 😂

    • @cyan_the_uranian
      @cyan_the_uranian Před rokem

      @@kiwijellycakeSplatoon is what brought me here and now I feel bad for this squid.

    • @miadoezanimatonz3
      @miadoezanimatonz3 Před rokem

      NO…NO..WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY MOTHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mmm calamari

  • @Rainy_Days-
    @Rainy_Days- Před rokem +48

    Bro just fried my childhood
    RIP Squidward 😢

  • @stressmelo3372
    @stressmelo3372 Před 10 dny

    oh so thats where agent 4 went

  • @flamingicecold
    @flamingicecold Před rokem +412

    As someone with a sharp beak, I can say that this is fantastic

  • @Nate963
    @Nate963 Před rokem +107

    New rank achieved: Squid Surgeon

  • @danmchan9720
    @danmchan9720 Před měsícem

    "Imagine swimming and seeing this let's cook it"😂

  • @Birdseyeview493
    @Birdseyeview493 Před měsícem

    I didn’t know squids came equipped with a legendary sword

  • @thequietkid1994
    @thequietkid1994 Před rokem +601

    Bro really brought a normal squid and called it a giant squid 💀💀💀

    • @juntingiee2602
      @juntingiee2602 Před rokem +68

      bro regular squids aint this big

    • @thequietkid1994
      @thequietkid1994 Před rokem +55

      @@juntingiee2602 then you haven't seen normal squid

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars Před rokem +33

      Yeah he was exaggerating a lot

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 Před rokem +79

      You realise it's a species, not an actual description of its size, right?

    • @thequietkid1994
      @thequietkid1994 Před rokem +35

      @@glasscardproductions4736 yes, but do you realize that giant squids aren't that small?

  • @nebula-ei7
    @nebula-ei7 Před 7 měsíci +34

    colossal squid: *COOK* *ME* *NEXT*

  • @Gingerrrr.1
    @Gingerrrr.1 Před měsícem

    Damn bro absolutely dominated that squid 💀

  • @PokeNerdNoah
    @PokeNerdNoah Před 10 dny +1

    Nobody:
    Inkbrush players when someone calls their weapon skilless:

  • @zimborg
    @zimborg Před 7 měsíci +152

    who's gonna tell him that's not a giant squid

    • @elizatoponce9375
      @elizatoponce9375 Před 6 měsíci +46

      Was searching for this comment. Real giant squids are a LOT bigger than that

    • @Asperkid22
      @Asperkid22 Před 6 měsíci

      Looks like a Humboldt Squid to me

    • @williamwonker6558
      @williamwonker6558 Před 5 měsíci +4

      thank youuu

    • @brandonlawrence4338
      @brandonlawrence4338 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I was thinking the same thing but I don’t wanna seem like I was going “🤓 actually”

    • @Wurtoz9643
      @Wurtoz9643 Před 5 měsíci +19

      More like “Average size squid” compared to those heckin *chonkers*

  • @flamingicecold
    @flamingicecold Před rokem +218

    As someone who swims with giant squid, this is a small squid

    • @viet.fb1
      @viet.fb1 Před rokem +7

      ​@AngelP-ml7mnno one cares

    • @Twilight_wiggle
      @Twilight_wiggle Před rokem +4

      ​​@Angel P don't care don't still care DON'T CARE

    • @groofay
      @groofay Před rokem +3

      How long is a giant squid's head part compared to your entire body, do you reckon?

    • @gambigambigambi
      @gambigambigambi Před rokem +5

      Asians: HAH you call that a giant squid?!

    • @_wayward_494
      @_wayward_494 Před rokem +3

      If you had a decently sized brain you would realise the context of 'giant squid' is in comparison to the squid we consume on a daily basis.

  • @G0Ds_cousin
    @G0Ds_cousin Před 21 dnem +1

    “Big beautiful eyes” … “to begin we remove the head from the body” 💀

  • @That_Venom_Lover
    @That_Venom_Lover Před 4 měsíci +1

    “This is the biggest ring of calamari you’ll ever see”
    Colossal squid: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @copesupply
    @copesupply Před 11 měsíci +50

    "They have big beautiful eyes." Shows dead eyes.💀

  • @Imdevastated
    @Imdevastated Před rokem +47

    "hes quite a sweet fellow really I think I'll call him bob". Moments later bob was dismembered

  • @theotimeyt
    @theotimeyt Před 4 měsíci +1

    The vegan teacher is probably not happy

  • @user-sr9ud1qw4j
    @user-sr9ud1qw4j Před 5 měsíci

    You should make Squidward into sushi, good job keep up the good work and content

  • @ashrdashr
    @ashrdashr Před rokem +304

    Bro just violated the shit outta that squid 😂😭🙏💀

    • @drained1177
      @drained1177 Před 11 měsíci +16

      @@ashrdashr The video is labeled "Cooking A Giant Squid". What did you expect?

    • @ashrdashr
      @ashrdashr Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@drained1177 you can cook a pre filleted squid tho. It isn't title "dissecting a squid."
      but anyway it's just a comment. no need to get so political about a cut up squid

    • @MrDoom159
      @MrDoom159 Před 11 měsíci

      @@ashrdashr what do you mean political? if anything, you made it political first.. you gotta be trolling

    • @ashrdashr
      @ashrdashr Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@MrDoom159 it was a simple comment i obviously wasnt offended by the fact that he tore apart the squid... im a fisher so i kill fish like a quarter of the times i go. I was just trying to post a comment that might get likes as I scrolled past the video, bc these yt shorts kids have very un-advanced humor, so pls shhh bc these notifications are kind of obnoxious and they make me hungry when i come back to this vid, so
      _goodbye the end_
      .
      .
      .
      you gotta be trolling 💀🐟🥶
      -master of yap

    • @Bulten567
      @Bulten567 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@ashrdashrsoft

  • @yacobtokhi3368
    @yacobtokhi3368 Před rokem +43

    Bro violated that squid 💀

  • @SnowyOnPaws_
    @SnowyOnPaws_ Před 24 dny

    That looks so good I need to buy your cook book I love cooking/baking too !

  • @tomcoughlan1213
    @tomcoughlan1213 Před 4 měsíci

    Most satisfying thing I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @ThatDudeNymbol
    @ThatDudeNymbol Před rokem +33

    rip Squidward. 1918 - 2023

  • @Salami_263
    @Salami_263 Před rokem +5

    Bro ended the entire splatoon franchise

  • @abidzararief8945
    @abidzararief8945 Před 3 měsíci +1

    So That's Why There's No Squids In Bikini Bottom Except Squidward...

  • @epicgamer0418
    @epicgamer0418 Před 3 měsíci

    the inkling watches in shock as squidward is killed, and she knew she was next.

  • @SussyAmogus617
    @SussyAmogus617 Před 7 měsíci +142

    *91 missed calls from squidward*

    • @TerryTentacles
      @TerryTentacles Před 6 měsíci +2

      Squidward isn’t a Squid

    • @DeVoidedTails
      @DeVoidedTails Před 6 měsíci

      @@TerryTentaclesyes he is-

    • @DeVoidedTails
      @DeVoidedTails Před 6 měsíci

      @@TerryTentacleswait nvm💀

    • @TerryTentacles
      @TerryTentacles Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@DeVoidedTails 1 he doesn’t look like a Squid
      2 just because his name has the word Squid in it does not make him a squid
      3 there are background Squid characters in SpongeBob that look nothing like Squidward

    • @DeVoidedTails
      @DeVoidedTails Před 6 měsíci

      @@TerryTentaclesif he’s not a squid why is his name squidward??

  • @poyaa.40k62
    @poyaa.40k62 Před rokem +42

    if i was ever an animal, id want to be cooked by nick, the man is calming