Don't Leave Your Dreadquake Mortar on Fire at Will
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- čas přidán 5. 04. 2023
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I can imagine the crew wheezing as they watch their ally get desintegrated by the blast. Typical Chaos dwarf prank
@@Drazhoath1 worth it.
I mean, most of the models in the unit actually survived the blast. Whether they then went on to survive the ushabti is unknown to me
"Its just a prank"
The prank:
Put on the masks bois
Least deadly Chaos Dwarf prank
keep firing men! i can already hear their screams begging us to stop!
YOU MADE MAY DAY
Okoi: *ABSOLUTE PANIC*
The mortar crew: 🎵 Always look on the briiight side of life 🎵😂😂😂
Always look on the bright side of death.
LOL. Thank you.
I mean they saw very bright stuff before dying
"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad"
Sounds about right 😂
Sure the jokes dark. But it got bright for a split second.
there is a fine line between chaos dwarfs and skaven when it comes to tollerated friendly fire.
there is no such thing as "friendly fire" they has no friends
@@asdfhsdafhj sorry, my mistake.
Acceptable casualties
There is a line, and I have erased it
@@asdfhsdafhj True happiness is when you can fire in every direction
Laborers
The Chaos Dwarf Overseer when the Ogre gets a bit too excited:
I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I. Cast. *Fireball!*
I caused a TPK last night because of this AMA
@@humantwist-offcap9514 Was the room full of orphans or was it full of puppies? Be honest.
That is the best wizard response.
However it also means that the DM basically second-guess the players actions. But that's me always over-thinking things. Lol
Besides we all know that even if you ask them any form of "are you sure?" they're going to do it anyway, as well they should!
@@aerfwefd7334 it was full of a shitload of bad guys in the engine room of this airship, and they had thrown firebombs at the party, so when the DM informed me of red barrels in the midst of the group I thought “hey, I’ve played video games. Red barrel and a teeming horde, clearly I’m supposed to shoot these”
They were bombs planted to down the airship.
@@humantwist-offcap9514 So puppies and orphans. Got it.
chorfs using skaven tactics
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir! He's my cousin!"
"Who is that man?"
"He's an asshole sir."
"I know that, what's his name?"
"That is his name, sir. Major Asshole."
❤
Okoi : WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKK
Mort Crew : i'm just a human after all , don't put the blame on me
This is how the Villain's minions fumble in a cartoon before he calls them "imbeciles"
"NOOOO- WHY ARE THEY FIRING AT US, THE ENEMY IS STILL OVER THE HORRIZON!"
The Mortar team:
"HASHUT, HASHUT, HASHUT!"
Is it weird to imagine the Chorf engineers and enslaved Ogres on that Dreadquake enjoying a genuine moment of friendship, all laughing together at the blunderbusses getting splattered?
Not at all, Go forth and write it.
A little weird to call it genuine friendship, but otherwise no that sounds realistic
My sides are as destroyed as those dwarfen hats were.
certified okoii moment
Queen Bess has taught me this lesson one too many times...
i'm kinda looking forward to seeing if "spawn a unit in the enemy lines to see if fire at will is on" becomes a tactic
Thats a Skaven level of tactics with this Ushabti spawn. Approved-liked, yes yes.
Okoi, unintentionally the funniest streams in TW:WHIII. We love you.
Skaven: That's some big brain thinking right there
The sakven wathing from the nearest cave be like: YES, YES I like your strategy
The choochoo-The realization-The SCREAAAAAAM, Absolute gold, It's even funnier the 3rd time xD
Edit: it's even more funnier the 20th time xD
choochoo
Mortar crew: “Look men ushabti are attacking that unit of blunderbusses, we must save them!”
so ....anyway, i start blasting
A battle between chaos dwarves and skaven isn’t won by who comes out on top, but who obliterates their own armies last
The Dawi-zhar are still Dawi, in that they’re spiteful little buggers, even against their own. One of the soldiers there probably short the mortar crew a laborer or two.
*SHORT!?!*
@@Fire_Gaming64 *THERE'LL BE NO ALLIANCE!!*
Certified Okoii moment.
The dwarves look like they have a bunch of fun unit so I'm excited to see what ridiculousness you come up with!
This gives me typical "monday morning at work" vibes.
I really hope Okoii does a luminark of hysh doom stack now they do twice as much damage.
SKAVEN APPROVED.
This was the soundscape that was missing from all those multiplayer videos from other TW:WH content creators when they took turns beating up Okoii with new Chaos Dwarves lol
Okoii moment
Okoii Moment
Keep in mind that giving a melee attack order will make any ranged/hybrid unit start shooting at the nearest enemy, even if fire at will is toggled off. No flank charging tied down infantry with artillery trains if you want your infantry to live.
Ah shit, someone let the artillery crews from Empire out of jail.
Friendly fire, or acceptable losses? That's for history to decide.
the driver of the train pointing and laughing
least insane chaos-aligned mentality
seeing this live was a highlight of my day
Lol, said mortair crew
LMAO
just chorfs pranking each other
"its just a prank bro"
Ogre Labourer Union sends their regards.
beautiful Okoii moment
did this a few times myself before i learned this very hard lesson.
alternatively: make an army full of gobbos and just let er rip.
You can see the troll faces on the crew from space.
Imagine having artillery piece and just choo chooing around battlefield instead of picking targets :D :D 10/10
Dreadquake Mortar moment
That's some epic friendly fire.
I've heard it fires even if it's turned off. I also think I can hear Ikit Claw laughing in the distance.
What a guy suffering so we do not have to o7
Just your typical Chaos Dwarf tomfoolery
That one Chaos Dwarf that man that gun be like: .....okay boys...we uhhh...should go back- oh blame the Firebellies as well.
Chaos in a nutshell to be honest lol
Contempt indeed lmao.
Can't stop watching this
This is some skaven level shit
Well they definitely hit the mark on this shot xD
Skaven : write that down, write that down!
Hahahaha I watched this live and couldn’t stop laughing
Thomas was a very naughty engine!
Artillery crew: "we do a little trolling..."
Dreadquake crew: (risitas laugh)
Okoii moment !
I learnt my lesson as well with this, also gobbos can't take blunderbusses to the back and live unfortunately
Friendly Fire when Skaven: okay lol cool
Friendly Fire when anyone else: oh hell nah man what the fuck man
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
This is still one of my top 10 videos of all time.
Can't wait for the train memestack
Out. Skilled.
Yep, i learned this the hard way as well.
Nice
Choo cho-NOOO THY SUMMONED USHABTI!
Classic Okoii moment
This is the same feeling as having your Donderbuss Cav one shot your own Daimyo in shogun 2
MrSmartDonkey Moment🤣
Dreadquake crew is on the fucking great horned boof
19 dreadquake mortars doomstack approved this video
ogre's a slave. he knew what he was doing.
I do love that
nice
Ikit Claw would be proud!
I had the same in campaign battle, dwarf helicopters parked over my line and 3 mortars shot at them and perfectly annihilated my regiment of ironsworn underneath the helis 100% to zero, everyone dead. Like why they even shoot mortars at frigging helis.
It's still the best artillery in game 100% would reccomend. Ironsworn would probably not but they are dead.
I learned this almost the exact same way but it was when skaven were spawned. The good news is, the skaven are now dead
The Chaos Way
“We do a little trolling”
"stop! You're firing at friendly forces!" said the infantry.
"haha!" said the mortar team, "Quit whining. We're all bleeding today."
sneaky Ushabti
Ikit claw would agree on this friendly fire yes yes
Learned that the other day
ive lost many a fights to my dreadquakes firing at my high tier units because 3 skavenslaves were right there.
Good trade that, 50 immortals for 3 skavenslaves, good trade
Okoii moment.
Hmm Good Yes-yes!
Do that only if the enemy is tied in melee with your labours .
0:03 - 0:09 Last words of one of the chaos dwarfs
I have to say, i took a mortar to final battle as i heard they were really good and i'd never used one before... biggest mistake ever
Just a prank bro.
What an unrelatable mistake. I can't imagine that ever happening to me.
Danger close
How much control does one have over the twin cannons/the mortar whilst moving? Non at all? Cuz I can't see myself leaving the targeting up to the AI while I chariot around the place.
Regretti Spaghetti for dinner again
The fucking Astragoth Stinky png kills me as much as a friendly dreadquake mortar shell.
_Yes._ Mortars.
KrimzonFlygon like mortars.