Compilation unintentional ASMR alternative medicine
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- čas přidán 1. 05. 2019
- Alternative medical practices provide a lot of ASMR tingles. This compilation gathers my favorite moments to help for sleeping. I hope that will relax you as well. Enjoy!
1. Ayurveda The Art of Being: • Video
2. Auricular Acupuncture - Traditional Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture: • Auricular Acupuncture ...
3. Iridology practical 340780 AIAS: • Iridology practical 34...
4. Leo Treatment Session - Nutrition Response Testing®: • Leo Treatment Session ...
5. Amanda Martindale 2264687 - Iridology Assessment: • Amanda MArtindale 2264...
6. Full Gemstone Therapy Session #2 from Connecticut: • Full Gemstone Therapy ...
7. What is a Chakra Tune-up: • What is a Chakra Tune-up? - Zábava
I gave up on acupressure the day a lady looked at my feet and told me that I have an urgent gallbladder imbalance. It's working too hard, filled with too much bile, and I needed to buy her tea to fix it.
I don't have a gallbladder.
Bruh moment
Isn't that the very definition of an urgent gallbladder imbalance?
Sounds like she nailed it!
Sounds pretty urgent to me 🤣
Not having a gallbladder seems pretty urgent to me. You better hurry up and drink some of her magic tea...
"Let's check out the digestive system"
*proceeds to push rod on ear*
Don't mock. I had an itch at the base of my right ear one day and i ignored it for so long that when i eventually scratched it, my Cock fell off.
@@SuperDougie89 😂😂😂😂😂 nice
@@SuperDougie89 Legend
SuperMcScotty lol, exactly
Doctors ask to clench your teeth to get a better reflex examination; I am however still a bit skeptical about the ear exam.
She said 🤘🏻 priority mode activated 😂😂😂
Are you saying your priority isn't to rock and roll all night and party every day?
I love the “the tonsils are happy” part lol
diverting attention from that vital organ that he's having trouble with.
She gotta go to an anatomy course cause alot of her locations were wrong
It’s like kids playing doctor
Alien nation essentially what it is
I wanted to like this comment, but it had 69 already. It was too perfect to mess up
My man
William Winder 193 you re free to go now
@@williamwinder3466 Lmfao😂
4:00 - "I want to look in your eyes but instead of using an ophthalmoscope I'm just going to use a light and a magnifying glass & melt your retinas"
😂😂 they seem to be playing doctors
1:04 *Pokes ear*
"Yep sir you have L U N G C A N C E R"
That will be 50 dollar co, pay.
😂😂
The center of all human biology... The ears
The most satisfying bullshit I’ll ever watch, 10/10 would get misdiagnosed again
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 i too would pay to get scammed if it was this relaxing 😌
"Let's check your gallbladder... (pokes ear) mmm.. very strong gallbladder. good." "But miss, I got my gallbladder removed 10 years ago." *impales instrument into ear*
or ..."Well, wherever it is now, it is very strong."
hahhaahahha
Her trying to explain in 8:43 had me dying.
Mel Rey me trying to reach my word count
Yeah ok
She sounds convinced
You can see the patients face go from skeptical to "oh my lord I paid for a scam" right as she starts stuttering
Lady doing the arm thing with that dude was the biggest bunch of bull crap I’ve ever seen. But at least it’s helping me sleep.
ImmaPandaRawr , you have to believe. That’s how the “crap” works!
What even was it
I Googled it to work out that sort of woo it is - and lo and behold, it's Scientologist woo! Which makes sense, really.
Priority mode engaged!
I've never seen anything like this before... It's insane. Do these people actually believe it or just want you to?
Don't you hate it when you're getting your ears looked at and the examiner sees your spleen
9:05 Doctor: “Yup, your eyes are blue. That’ll be $5,000”
MichiganCowboy it’s even funnier because no one actually has blue eyes. There are two different non-blue components behind the iris that appear to be blue from the outside. Different quantities and placements give the range of colours we perceive.
"Doctor"
That moment when she jams the metal rod in ur ear but u respond to the pain of her jamming the piece of metal in ur ear but she says u gotta weak spleen huh
It's because he doesn't floss
Some do believe it, others find it bs. I dont care at all because this relaxes me 😄
That’s the right attitude!
Exaaaactly.
Watching a video to relax is one thing, but if you pay ANY money (and usually it's a high price) on scam practices, it becomes a problem, and also contributes to more people being scammed too. People can have real, big problems in life if they believe in fraudulent medical practices and neglect getting valid medical care when they need it.
aehr lynn no belief involved kid, it’s objectively bs
i guess my ASMR trigger is other people being scammed...?
reeree I’m pretty sure someone poking me in the ear and telling me my spleen is fucked is not an accurate medical procedure 😂😂 our “western world medicine” has this lovely thing called technology for a reason
Clearly been huffing too much essential oil there reeree
@@sageferguson4724 100 percent agree with you
Yes, snake oil salesmen like this always trigger my ASMR lol
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Can’t get over the magnifying glass for looking at someone’s eyes
At least it's not outdoors on a sunny day
She might have had ants in her eyes bro don't judge
6:37 The dudes all "but miss, my tonsils were removed when I was 11" lmfao
I felt relaxed and lost IQ at the same time, wow impressive
Pffffst..I do that everyday while listening to my husband talk.😁
What? You don't think you can check your kidneys and liver through your ear? Your chi must be way out of alignment. I can fix that for you. $40.
The shit old women come up with because they're bored
I always get so angry at these but yeah, it's relaxing lol. The ear one frustrated me lmfao.
It's less "bored" than in the past when there was literally no fully scientific medical care available, people, in understandable desperation, devised methods that seem to make some sort of sense to feel like they can do something when they otherwise feel totally helpless in the face of illness. And with the trial and error knowledge of all of human history, some parts of such pseudo-medical practices might actually be effective, such as certain herbal medications that have some effectiveness, or a pure placebo effect that, in a true believer in such practices, can alleviate anxiety, or in any illness, reduce stress, help with sleep, etc, which can be HUGELY helpful in naturally healing. Today, some such practitioners are fully conscious scam artists, and some believe in their practice, either because they feel some personal connection to such traditions, or because they've been alienated from medical science, perhaps because it's failed them or someone they love in a big way so they looked for something else besides what in their life had totally failed them. Perhaps some CLIENTS of such people are more likely bored and have excess money that they'll blow rather than donate to starving people or something otherwise much more beneficial to the world.
These comments are wild when I haven’t watched the video yet
Did you watch the video yet
@@danicar9654 i did a year ago and now i remember none of it hahahahah
*pokes ear*
"Oh it's a little bit tender? You have the gay"
Dale Dobeck that’s what HE said, you know, because gay..
I know a chick in my apartment who does this practice and also she proclaim herself a witch. Unironically
Skyfall Deadpool that’s sick as fuck. In my apartment building I hang out with the dude a floor below me from time to time. Last week we played PS4, killed a 24 pack, and huffed a shit ton of glue and spray paint. I ended up staying for dinner, which was chicken nuggets and Cheetos. His wife works swing and graveyard and my wife and kids left me like 3 years ago, so now we just chilling. Probably gonna huff later too.
That’s so true. Like how can that be tender 😂 hilarious comment 🙌🏽
@@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING sounds like you live a real life reality show. Get more footage from this 🤣🤣🤣
8:43 Is every high schooler who has to give a presentation in class but they forgot to do any of the research.
What is the deal with the magnifying glass and the torch? Are they trying the blind the person or give them a headache?
7mgtesup1 - yeah that was beyond ridiculous
I had absolutely no idea what was going on there other than I was astounded the poor lady who fell for the crap didn't even like- flinch.
makes it easier to heal. Hit head with hammer. Does that hurt? I will now heal you by not hitting your head with a hammer. Thank you.
I need to see the whole vid for ASMR purposes. Sauce anyone?
calvinbaII ketchup
I have been looking for this video for the last four years because I could never find the first vid 😭 I'm so happy to be back
That lady with the pendulum is clearly moving it 😂 nana got scammed
Digestion system checked by looking into the ear...what's that? Brain's anatomy?
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't even relax because I know people are so stubborn, stupid or desperate to believe alternative medicine.
Side Note; yoga and meditation are not alternative medicine, they are well researched practices for a healthy lifestyle.
@@TheCoffeeNut711 Agreed dear Sir
I'm going to this woman for my prostate exam, it seems less intrusive than my GPs
That depends on whether the yoga/meditation is steeped in the same chakra, etc stuff as the rest of these practices, or is stripped of all that and is purely relaxation/stretching/balance/breathing/mind-calming exercises free of any pseudoscience. Because there is science to certain stretching, breathing, mental-focus, etc parts of yoga and meditation, but not to many of the ideas such practices were originally based upon.
6:23 *activates priority mode*
I laughed my ass off at this
I’d pay money for people to lie to me too if I got this level of personal attention 😂
🤣
That’s the point, really. These people spend more time with patients than your GP does.
It's different when you are their main focus. Not just in a crowded nail salon, but one on one with the person.
I need someone who looks at me like that Dr looks at those hands
Yep
Priority mode: engaged.
"You're a true blue eye". Thanks for that. Glad I came.
That’ll be $450, where do I send the Bill?
she said “never would’ve thought that” lol
This comment section is golden
“For my first test I’m going to blind you” 8:40
I need more fake medicine asmr!!!
I'm working on it ;)
Try female asmr
Marie C. Yay!!!!
the pure weird rambling of slightly doctor-ish words in doctor like clothes, and weird items, just seems to put me right to sleep, with the soft sound of idiots trying their hardest to present smart
Thank you for including source info. Many of these compilations doesn't include that.
16:30 you can clearly see her hand moving to change the motion of the pendulum.. absolute garbage
omfgSHORYUKEN like the rest of it is completely legit
I thought I was the only one who caught it 😂
It's like the kid who claims to be able to fly and then just jumps
Wanna to see me run to that rock and back
*wanna see me do it again*
@@caldog619 underrated reference
7.30 very happy heart , right arm aching like hell used as an joy stick for the organs 🙄🤔 wtf
It's the esoteric stuff that always gets me, thanks for the vid.
I’m legitimately curious how many of these people are con artists and how many are loons who actually buy into their own crap.
The "arm diagnosis lady" is the former, considering how she deliberately locked all comments on the original video...
I would say most of them are both
@@EvrainBrandigan digging deeper where she is coming from, there are lots of them, and i tried watching some for asmr effect.
@@carmcam1 did the same. But they only got me so far before the bullshit she markets started getting on my nerves
teutonic_cossack those things aren’t exclusive
So the heart is Leo's priority, but his tonsils are OK so that's good!
Bro! Did I just see a lady give a full body exam based off of an ear exam. Wow! My ASMR side loves it but my realistic side is baffled
It’s fake tho...
@@wiseleaf7422 really?
These people vote...
Omg, dying laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
Forget that, they reproduce.
@Samantha Who Legend.
Honestly I would genuinely go to some of these just so I could get irl asmr
I wonder how angry these types of "DOCTORS" make actual medical doctors feel?
"I got my nutrition response testing degree as prize in a cereal box"
I study chinese medicine and let me tell you that when i begin to practice, i will not use alot of the treatments that are taught. Im going to take a western approach and look at everything from a biological viewpoint but treat the person as a whole using SOME of the tcm treatments. Yes, acupuncture works when used for a long time, yes herbs work for chronic conditions, yes the chiropractic corrects spinal issues. However, i will not tell my patients that his qi of his liver is imbalanced. I will say "your liver has hyperfluid retention due to increased NaCl (salt) levels in your blood too high. We need to decrease the sodium level in your blood." I won't use JUST finger pulse to diagnose heart conditions, but rather, use the stethescope go know exactly which chamber of the heart has a problem. I will use the western physical exam to know if a patient was damaged from sports. I am going to look at tje body and disease from a western and scientific viewpoint but treat it w therapies that encourages your own body to heal itself. If u need a surgery, i will send u to a surgeon. No problem. As a tcm practitioner, i will be allowed to read x rays, order blood tests ect. This may seem odd, but i will use modern sceince to the fullest when using tcm medicine.
*EDIT*
I am no longer studying TCM. I found my passion in computer science. I do plan on studying medicine in the future, but I will go the MD/DO route to become an interventional radiologist. Wish Me luck!!!! :)
*EDIT#2*
I quite computer science. I am now studying Biochemistry at Arizona State University. I am applying to the University of Florida for the B.S. in Microbiology. I am still going to go down the MD route and I am planning on specializing in either Family Medicine, Interventional Radiology, Immunology, or General Surgery with an emphasis in blood-less medicine to give the best outcome for patient populations who wish not to receive a blood transfusion. I still believe in TCM and acupuncture (I am still very skeptical on homeopathy and other alternative modalities) and if I ever open up my own practice, I plan on hiring a TCM physician to help my patients be prepared before surgery and recover well after it. My goal is to study and practice medicine in Ireland, UK, France, or maybe Canada.
That’s the whole point honestly. If you told a chinese dude 600 years ago that you have access to all this stuff but still do “weird” science. He’d slap you. It’s meant to evolve and adapt. Which is unfortunate with how much genuine pseudoscience is still persistent.
Awww you would have been a great healer
Hey your comment straight up made me really happy and hopeful just, in general. Was wondering how you're doing now? I hope that whatever lath you've decided to go down, you're doing wonderfully?
Lol i love this. Please keep the edits/updates coming.
I love light shining videos! Where has iridology been all of my life?
Wonderful compilation and providing the links
*completely pierces ear with tool*
"Shit, what the hell lady??!"
"It's that damn liver of yours that's so bad."
Asmr wise these vids lower my heartrate, relax me and help me sleep. Keep em coming.
“A fool and his money are easily parted” apparently, for me, this sentiment makes excellent ASMR. Well, once I stop laughing that is.
Help! Was playing around in priority mode and got stuck, I literally cant think of anything else more important right now than deactivation priority mode.
@5:32 what if the patient doesn't have arms ?
Phantom Arm Treatment aka PAT (on the back)
Maybe, she have the client lift one of their legs.
Then she just takes their whole wallet straight up, they're not going to be able to get it back
3:44-taking a break from her duties at Winterfell, Sansa Stark decides to play doctor, but the diagnosis is always the same: "Beautiful blue eyes, but don't forget-Winter is Coming..."
6:29 When Pantera plays in the car.
😂😂
These comments are just full attack I love them 😂😂
@Heathen Prophet trying to work out how rich you are based on work, nails etc so they can figure out how much to rip you off for?
I once had a cold, i ate some peanut butter toast and i felt better the next week. Clearly this proves the restorative powers of twice cooked bread and buttered nuts, so every time i get sick i just eat peanut butter toast until i can't eat anymore.
(pokes guy in ear with dental pick)
Doctor: Your spleen is messed up
This is a great compilation video but the 'patient' looks so visibly upset at 10:00 it always gets me
She’s like wow this is a sham
14:51 Hey-it's Tim Heidecker getting his weekly chakra balancing treatment. Hi, Tim!
poor guys arm was tired af 💀
Do more compilations like this please!!
I loved the first one. Always looking for those types of asmr but cant find any
I love gemstone therapy lady. It's just so crazy, and yet so soothing. (I mean the first gemstone therapy lady. Not the one where you just see the practitioners hands.)
these are really interesting, thanks for compiling and sharing!
Cheers, this is great!
My grandad did a lot of nutrition testing in the 1940s.
7:22 i want to have happy tonsils too
These medical roleplayers need to get more than just lights and magnifying classes. Their going to make their friends go blind
'Ok what do we have going on here today?
*moves arm*
'That... And not that'
Thanks for the clarification 😂
I love me some good old fashioned quackery.
5:30
"OK this is normal"
5:33
"Nigh!"
I'd just like to say that I checked my ear and there's no pain at all anywhere, and I don't sleep enough ever and am stressed to the point of tears at least once a week, so I'm gonna call a little bit of bs on Miss. Earbody
I don't really understand what ASMR should be about it, but everyone's own! Whether it is interesting how many different methods of treatment there are!
Please can we have another compilation video like this 🥺
All of them made me laugh at first but after that it's relaxing af
What is that eyeshining bull? Priority mode... Does a spiderman sign with his hand. Lol
Very relaxing
Love it😍
7:00 usual medicine in Germany long time ago
Hahahahahahahahhaa
Well, this definitely worked to put me to sleep last night!
3:45 Triggers me by far the most. I don't even know what she's doing, but I'm going to assume it's the only real medicine in the whole video.
Imagine if this stuff was legit. Trying to discover this would almost be as complex as discovering Easter eggs in CoD zombies
First you have to acquire all the parts to craft a bed. Once built place the patient on the bed and shoot all 4 ligaments of the body. Run around the room 6 times in no less than 20 seconds and knife the patients liver. Then you have to kill 15 other doctors in 4 hospitals and their souls will fill your medical syringe. Return to the room at exactly 6pm the next day and inject the body with the souls before knifing the liver once more, and the patient will be granted eternal life
Would love a link to the first video relaxed me so much
I've seen links in the description. Hope that helps!
when you know the answer to the question but the teacher doesn't pick you
Quacksalver compilation. SeemsGood
14:30 wtf am i watching
Magicabula bidicabula bidibi bodibi bu.
An exorcism
Mummification
Nice compilation.
Thanks :)
shutup emmanuel.
I wish there was a follow up video to see if that guys spleen ever got fixed.
Patient: I have something wrong with my ear
Quack: your spleen is dodgy
P: my arm is stiff
Q: your heart needs sugar pill
P: my foot is bad
Q: your aura needs a crystal
P: have some moneys
Q: it’s a miracle your fine
Thanks!
They all fell to the tingles
I watched 11:26 through 14:53 several times in an attempt to make my brain understand anything! Lol
*Pokes ear*
"You are imbalanced, buy my $600 stress ball."
You can clearly see the woman in the last clip making the pendulum swing back and forth -.-
I study integrative medicine and have never seen any of these except the pulse reading in the very beginning... these were all sketchy af
Can I help you study
10% how good this video is
90% how that guy is heiling hitler
Helps me sleep but I don’t believe it for one second
It's like a relaxing Sawbones' Greatest Hits compilation
Combining Sydnee's love of calling out BS and Justin's love of ASMR!
🤣🤣🤣it never gets old....
8:43 When getting caught out with an unexpected ye/no question
the alternative medicine part should be written as alternative "medicine"
Nobody talks about how they discontinued the Pet Rock.
People were overdosing from having that magic rock medicine near them for too long.