Unintentional ASMR Alternative medicine 2
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- čas přidán 31. 12. 2021
- A new video of #ASMR to start this new year: the weirder the better!
Here are the links:
ABC Chiropractic Demo (www.BeTrulyWell.com)
• ABC Chiropractic Demo ...
CLRT Neck Pain and ROM Resolved in minutes
• CLRT: Neck Pain and RO...
Muscle Testing in Systematic Kinesiology
• Muscle Testing in Syst...
Sport related Whiplash and KST Chiropractic Care
• Sport related Whiplash...
Nutrition Response Testing
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The stronger the quackery... the stronger the asmr
Always, the more bullshit the more the brain relaxes… I think the brain realizes nothing to be concerned with. Time to melt…
fact
only thing these guys are doing right is helping me sleep
Amico in patria eccomi
I like how he says the specs of the laser, as if what he just described isn't some cheap 20$ laser pointer.
Especially his statement of "nice size and power"
Haha that joker with his office laser pointer and clicky pen. Next level scammer
@@indianajksI have to say, I looked up his whole thing at some point ages ago and the laser isn’t meant to be powerful and there’s a “logic” to his treatment, even if it doesn’t pan out. IIRC, our synapses or something communicate at a similar frequency as a laser and so he was trying to do a thing targeting nerves and stuff using pressure and the laser. I’m butchering it but he actually did have a study done at the university he worked at. It proved it to be bunk basically, but he at least tried.
“The combination of laser and hitting them in the head works really well”- Han Solo
Naaaahh that man just clicking a bic pen on this dudes head
Ten bucks on eBay and he’s on his way to a million.
This isn't a scam friends. Every one of these treatments helped me sleep loads!
The difference between ASMR creators using random household objects and homeopath quackery has finally dissolved. The Singularity is nigh
Doctor: “I went to med school and learned how to operate on the human brain”
Second guy: “Bic pens and red flashlights.”
Do they ever explain what the laser and pen are supposed to be doing? Is it like acupuncture and radiation therapy or?
@@dekudude8888 I think it's supposed to be red light therapy. Not sure about the pen though
@@dekudude8888 He's originally a chiropractor, so the pen I think is similar to those activator adjustment machines that look like they're drilling into people.
@@CMackthe3rd yeah red light therapy is a real thing and there's science behind it but it's not what this guy is doing at all 😂
LMFAO 😂😄☠️
I love how the first guys balance check gave him the exact same results every single time, literally said that she’s now stable as I’m watching her almost fall for like the 3rd time 🤣
Some serious scamming here. Beautiful. Thanks for uploading.
As in chiropractors?
@@metri0n yup, most if not all aren’t actually doctors meaning they have no doctorate
@@TheRealEkC I didn't know that! I thought that at least in the USA, a Doctor of Chiropractic was required (although I'm not always impressed with the standards of professional boards of chiropractors). Is it a new requirement, so that most in practice today didn't get the degree?
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s some degree mills issuing these “doctorates” or producing peer-reviewed doctoral research that is widely cited in the scientific community.
The more bizarre and systematic it is, the more I like it
‘Oftentimes when somebody has a really hard head, the combination of the laser and the hitting him in the head works really, really well’.
LOOOOL
"That's interesting 🤔"
I just wanna know what that's suppose to mean. Works really well with what? Making the head softer? Why would you want to have a softer skull?
@@mrboss9619And the worst thing is that he is a university professor. That goes to show that having a degree doesn't mean being smart.
@@GabrielGarcia-vx9ug which one? The guy getting or giving the treatment?
These guys could actually make a genuine fortune selling 'role play' ASMR services.
I don't get a single tingle once I feel or know something is staged.
@@UlrichRibbentrop Same here. I need to know they are committed to what they are doing and absolutely believe it.
@@UlrichRibbentropexactly
@@UlrichRibbentropwell they may sell this medic sessions and then you will fell asmr
“There’s a serious dent here on the side of his head. I’ll click it a bunch of times with my bic pen.”
😂😆
With the first video i was like okay, maybe; but with the second I busted out laughing at the laser. I couldn't contain myself.
Yup, same here 😂
Glad to see John McAfee is still alive
😂😂
The second one had me so shocked that I honestly can't even with it 😂
He is selling his click-therapy devices for just $150. Send me cash and I'll make sure he gets it.
It made me so angry, that I actually Skipped it
Great asmr. These quacks were all taught by my 2 yr old clearly because every example here of healing is what she does to me with her dr toys on Saturday mornings. Especially laser and pen boy. Great asmr though
The first guy atleast had some qualifications and some sense of how to treat the human body. but that second guy what the heck😭
The guy at 5:00 is like the kid growing up who wanted to play doctor on you
notice how he calmly massage the other dude everytime he wants to hear" yeah that feels better". Count your fingers after shaking that guy s hand.
Reading the comments as I watched the first one I couldn’t wait for the second one and it didn’t disappoint!
Now to let them do their real work, making me sleepy.
OMG this is such a treat, I've watched your first compilation so many times! Thank you!
Bet the second guy holds the world record for most pen clicks in one minute.
:000 the long awaited sequel! Thank you 🙏 💙
“That wasn’t acting”
“No”
Suuuuuure
Pseudoscience makes the best asmr
Also, thank you for providing links! That second vid has the same vibes as when you played doctor as a kid.
God it really goes. Prana? Rishi? Gem stone therapy? Honk Choo honk choo! Zzzzzzzz
It's because ASMR is the only active ingrediënt
The more they believe in it, the better.
I don't like the fake role play ones. Feels weird
Wow! Glad you came back. Nice compilation!
The last guy's model isn't even internally consistent.
Touching the sinus causes a weakness in the arm because there's a problem with it, but positive tests for cause somehow have the opposite effect? His positive/negative sign regime keeps flipping back and forth between strength and weakness showing positives.
And when he had him touch the food vials, he had him touch three out of what looked like maybe 20 and concluded it was the first two without testing any more of them.
Forget the absurdity of the model, the method doesn't even take the supposed model seriously.
that body scan shit always makes me laugh
I'm 4 minutes in and a chiropractor is already trying to sprain a woman's LCL. Lit.
maybe it's just the bargain basement production values but I kept thinking this could have turned into a snuff film at any moment
Fantastic
The lady testing that woman’s arm always makes me want to book an appointment with someone who does this and intentionally fight against them pushing my arm down 😂
I always belived chiropractors couldnt treat shit. Turns out they can treat asmr-immunity.
COnvinced the second guy is really just making that up for ASMR purposes lol
Dr Laser disabled comments in his original video because 99.9% would call him a sham. Because, well.... he's a sham. (patient describes his pain level at 8/10 at the beginning, but doesn't even wince. Either he's on morphine, or he lying)
Their lies are so relaxing!
The red laser guy made me laugh. That's some serious quackery.
8:33 how to use a staple gun on your client's back.
She's firing an uzi at the pain receptors to make her immune to pain
5:18 he’s totally making up what he’s using lmao. It’s so obvious that it’s a flashlight
Ah yes, nothing like playing with a laser around the eyes.
Woah a part 2. Great!
Hahahahahha these people. “Sometimes you have The Cheerios, right?”
Not a clicky fan, but I appreciate your efforts. You're quietly (heh) one of the uasmr heroes around here.
I need more videos like this one, please!!
Didn't expect at all that one day I'd be watching scams to relax.
Great compilation 👌
5:06 that's John Macafee 100%
Yeah, his face is very similar to John's.
I was wondering how this wasn’t the first comment
16:20 i felt Austrian painter energy here
Damn, didn't realize The Cheerios could cause so many problems.
I scrolled just to find this comment lol
Working around lasers for past 4 years I can tell you that the 2nd guy is lying. Makes it even more cringe when you have a better understanding of what they're lying about.
What do you mean!!! He's clearly doing a lot with all 650nm of his laser pointer. Calling it a scam when he had to spend 20$ on that thing!!
😊😊😊
No one:
The first guy: “Oh yeah, now it’s rock solid”
Most relaxing sleep inducing scam ever 🤣
Oh god, how can someone look so profesional and so lost at the same time
Lol when the guy with the pen was like
"Is it tender here?"
"No."
"Oh. What about here?"
"No."
the laser guy sent me
Human being is so creative in alternative health methods... And also too stupid believing them. The bic guy is like a child playing being a doctor
Man, all these years I’ve had a miracle cure sitting at my desk beside me and didn’t know it. I’ll being using the crap out of my pen at work tomorrow!
Somebody give the lady in the first segment a oscar 😂
She’s actually a paid actress. She was in another video from Simon eye Associates.
Why is it quackery and new-age mumbo jumbo makes the best ASMR
The higher the quackery the higher the ASMR effect
Alternative to real medicine.
Oh real medicine like saul shaye?
It’s like “alternative facts”.
More like an alternative to fake medicine
Amazing thank u for crate digging these
Yesss reduce the extremely healthy oatmeal because this guy pushed your arm harder with an oat sitting on your chest. Very good
Laser? That's a flashlight!
19:12 pretty sure the camera man laughed like this dudes getting ripped off right now 🤣
Is the second guy just using a pen to hit him in the head?
Who needs expensive medical equipment when you can buy a pen and a flashlight for 20 bucks at any local store. Medical School? Big whoop, I've got a clickity-click pen
"I don't want her to waste her money"
...erm...
That ship has well sailed
Absolute quackery
o shit that lazer be poppin off asmr
When he started using the pen the 'patient' must have realised he'd wasted his money
20:00 I literally LOL'd... The level of quackery is astounding
“You say you have sinuses problems, so I’m going to crank your arm up and down and few times to reboot you”
The last guy changed his method at the end…the arm moving signals weakness when certain things are touched, yet he was saying it wasn’t a virus problem even though it was causing weakness
"We don't have parasite... challenges" 🙂
"We don't have yeast" 🙂
"...But we have bacterial challenge" 😐
What?
I clicked a pen against my head so many times as a kid. Now I’m not sure if I harmed or helped myself.
The reason why these guys are better than those that intentional make these fake stuff is that these dudes really believe what they are doing which weirdly adds a layer of relaxation that I cant get from CZcamsrs that try this
Man, I wish I was this good at shit talking
The actors Hollywood needs, but doesn't have
Last guy forgot the banana test. Total scam artist! 🍌
Sometimes you have the Cheerios, correct?
And sometimes I have oatmeal, is that considered oats?
Proof it's a scam. Everyone knows oatmeal has nothing to do with oats.
Explains a lot about how that man got onto that table with his arm up in the air
Did this man used a flashlight and call it medicine?
These Snake oil treatments so effective.
So I realise that I just need a clicky pen and red torch and I'm all set up with my therapy room. Text. 'I've been scammed' to the number below to set up your first appointment.
What in the holy science denial is this??
Some serious quackery 😂😂😂😂....when do they start operating??
19:04
German : such a good guy
Yes
18:38 “So you, sometimes you have the Cheerios correct?”
7:57 serious serious horse dodo going on
Great for sleeping but I wouldn't put professional chiropratics and voodoo scammers in the same basket
Why
@@mrboss9619 Because voodoo scammers deserve better
2 minutes in: Please tell me these ppl aren't allowed to drive.
Hi I was wondering if you could make a video including a "hair skin and nails" assessment that I love but it has some LOUD noises in it that I hate. It's from a channel called elizabethvankrey I believe
Good ASMR, yet sometimes so cringe I cannot cope
Que hacen con las manos cuando la ponen en la cabeza para que es ??gracias
“See, if I do this”
*pushes her on the floor*
nice and sweet
You're telling me all I need to start a business is a flashlight and a clicky pen?
I mean cmon, weve all see the healing power of the clicky thing on a pen. My brother couldnt walk....and well he still cant...but that doesnt mean it didnt work for him.
At any given point in time, whatever the individual allows themselves to receive with the healing, usually manifests very, very fast.
Is that John McAfee?
Apparently it's 63yo "George" czcams.com/video/uptSKvBT4rY/video.html. Doppleganger :)
So a flash light and a clicking pen?