Uncharted - Angry Movie Review
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex Review the latest Video-Game Film Adaption from Sony, Uncharted starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg!
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"If you are one of those people that have ever stood up on your couch and gave a standing ovation to a commercial, this may be the exact movie for you."
fucking brutal
What was he referring to? I haven't heard of this and I'm curious now
Hes referring to this movie being lacklustre. What else is there to get from that? All hes saying is “if you’re easily impressed you will like the movie”.
+ Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@codeninja1
It just sounded very specific, like it was a reference to some woke commercial people actually stood up and applauded or something. I wouldn't have been surprised.
@@Vaguer_Weevil now i'm imagining it.
A stwong independant women does something impressive and revolutionary like punching a bad guy in the nuts on a commercial and the audience ,also full of women with rainboy hair stand up and starts applauding like they saw a cinematic masterpiece.
"Head in hands" thumbnail Alex will get a click from me every time.
You know they messed up if he's doing that.
Lmfaoooo
Alex’s body language is pretty much how You determine without them even speaking if It was good or not lol
@@zekiel2533 not really. The dude hates everything
Good for you
The funniest (and saddest) part is that the best Uncharted movie was that fan-made short film featuring Nathan Fillion as Nathan Drake. That short film captured more of what makes Uncharted fun than... the Uncharted movie.
Nathan's old now. But would've been nice
If they even went in that direction with how true to the games it is, it could have been so special. I love that short film with Nathan Fillion, it's bloody awesome.
@@he2295 nathan fillion isn't that old. He's around the same age and nathan drake so it would fit anyway.
@@SpookyCam01 he is 10 years older than nathan drake.
had a similar plot too tbh. They also worked with magellan and francisco de alpbequerque
Mark Wahlberg acting as Max Payne:
“Oh hey, I’m Max Payne”
Mark Wahlberg acting as Sullivan:
“Oh hey, I’m Víctor Sullivan”
Yea I knew Mark Wahlberg would screw up his role. But hopefully the next movie will cast Elena and a better villain.
They cast this movie like they wanted it to fail, hired a director with the most painfully mediocre IMDB page you've ever seen, and had it written by people who clearly glanced at the Uncharted Wikipedia page once and went "Oh so like Indiana Jones".
Sony just wanted to cash in on the spiderman craze...
@@genericguy_ You're right, and its a crime that Uncharted of all things had to suffer that. Tom Holland is fine as Spiderman but he's really not fit for all the things they've been pushing him into
They should've gotten the director who did The Mummy and Van Helsing: Stephen Sommers. His style and tone would've been perfect.
@@genericguy_ Every movie Tom Holland has been in is because of Spider-man.
They can make easy money by adapting a popular pre-existing IP and market it by throwing in a few recognizable actors.
Why the fuck would they care about making it well written?
"PG-13? Oh shit, cool, that means Tom Holland can see it next year" I love Alex lol
That shit made laugh my ass off xD
Stupid comment
@@ronsan89 stay mad bozo
Lol 🙂
😂😂
"The writer did Punisher Warzone, Transformers last knight, and MIB international".
Ah yes. A franchise killer.
so effed up...
and he is going to do Kraven 🤦♂
All those films were the worst of their respective franchise. What the hell was Sony thinking? Smdh
I actually liked warzone better than the first, I found the first too slow and boring
@@ultimateevilz8937 the first one wasn’t a real punisher movie. It was like a fan made movie!!
Alex is a whole entire vibe during this entire review. And im 1000 percent here for it.
can you post some time stamps for me? Please and thank you
@@Stufftough
0:00 Start
I think the best movie that actually did a good uncharted vibe is the: 2011 the adventures of Tintin. That movie is really underrated, I would definitely watch it if you guys want a uncharted kinda movie.
Yesss I love that movie!! Definitely hopeful that the sequel will get made. So underrated
Its a mix of wacky comic book adventures mixed with Uncharted-level action sequences. Its great fun to watch!
Tintin is soooo good. I remember I played that movie in repeat. It is a rich and amazing adventure movie
Yeah I love that movie as well. They nailed the look of the books. It’s too bad it didn’t perform as well as it was expected to at the box office otherwise we would’ve got sequels.
@@countzer0408 i watched it in theatres and i really loved it probably top 3 animated movies i've seen in theatres for me. i used to read the comics before too I like how the whole movie has memorable locations from the comics
"Mark Wahlberg didn't act" You can just leave it at that.
What??? Noooo!?
He's got the range of a brick. Dude also takes himself way too seriously
The last time I saw Mark Wahlberg actually act was in Boogie Nights.
@@UnholyNekochan i can totaly think he wasnt a fan of this stuff and contract and did it because they paid enough to make him do it and giving a shit inside of him. also i found out he NEVER does promo stuff and such for his movies...
so if you dont do promo and work for your project i think your pretty much doing it just because you need to pay bills or am i wrong?
@@derfritz4550 yeah that sounds about right. Its just a paycheck to him. There is so love for the art of acting.
I remember my wife my fiancé then would just sit there and watch me play uncharted. I remember her telling me that it’s like watching a movie.
Your one lucky husband
I can always tell how Alex feels about a movie as soon as the video starts 😂😂
*“Does not feel like Uncharted”*
Sums up my feelings with this movie just fine.
yeah i dont want it to feel like the game i want it to be its own thing .
@@eviino well it did jus that. i personally liked it. it felt like its own thing and took sum set pieces from the game. i wouldnt rlly want to see the exact same things that happened in the game to jus be transported into the movie
Well then they get no money from me.
Should of been named “Tom Holland’s electric boogaloo extravaganza.”
The games wanted to be a movie (especially the 4th game) and the movie wanted to be the games.
Nathan Fillion should've been the pick for Nathan Drake. How can a Fan Film do better in a 15 min video than a full blown movie. Come on Sony, you need to look at fan feedback and actually look at the better picture.
Joe, you need to do a reaction to Uncharted Fan Film. It's sooo fucking good and literally brings the character to life. Stephen Lang as Sully is Sully in real life. He brings the energy of him. You can tell Fillion was sooo happy to do this for the fans
Amazing Spider Man, Venom, now this.. It feels like Sony's attitude is like: kids are stupid, they will watch anything.
@@Valshiirs wait hold up what's wrong with the amazing spiderman? that movie's awesome.
@@bmendez3782 Oh, uuh, well I am glad you like it, but I did not find it fun at all. Them. I watched both of them.
I keep rewatching that fan made film every now and then, it just feels right, oh and that scene where camera moves behind Nathan like in game, thats too good
@@bmendez3782 are you drunk?
Alex is fucking hilarious and his brutally honest attitude is really respectable. He just tells it as it is and that's just the way it is. No phony bullshit from the man.
this just makes the fan film with Nathan Fillion 100 times better. that 20 minute film is AMAZING!!!
imagine if Hollywood just funded Allan Ungar to make this film. he captured the feeling of uncharted perfectly (in just 15 mins) in his short film with Nathan Fillion. they more than deserved the chance to bring the series to the big screen. and i 100% believe they would have done an awesome job too.
It wasn't even Hollywood it's sony
See the problem with that is; it doesn't have tom holland and mark wahlberg. Thus, no funding. - Sony
Nathan as Drake and I think Harrison Ford's voice would work for Sully.
Hollywood won't let him in their click.
@@TheNinjaCoby To be fair Harrison Ford as Sully would work as at least as he’s the right age
The Nathan Fillon short fan-movie from 2018 is still the best live-action version of Uncharted so far.
Even just have Mark Whalburg as Nathan instead of Tom Holland. Wtf were they thinking??
Agreed
Yes!
Maybe that they want to make a movie series and Nathan Fillion doing parkour across Barcelona wouldn’t have looked believable cause he’s so old now
@@Manuel_B. True, but it's 2022. Face-map and de-age Fillion onto a parkour champion.. everyone wins.
This is the movie equivalent of writing a pop song.
The Nathan Fillion uncharted was so great that they even made you feel as if you were in the game at one point. Now that’s how you cater to a video game audience.
I thought the 15 minute fan made video with Nathan Fillion and Stephen Lang was 1000% more accurate to the games and was actually fun to watch. They should of just used those guys
Hollywood being Hollywood wanted a younger cast to start a franchise.
@@LaloLanderos16 That's the problem nowadays all these producers are looking to start the next mcu and have a 10 year cash cow but they don't realise that to do that you have to start off on the right foot and have a good first film to build on otherwise you killed your franchise before its begun
Remember how Mark Wahlberg failed miserably at playing Max Payne? These are two of my favorite game franchises of all time and Mark Wahlberg effed up both movie adaptations. Demote him to Netflix movies full-time.
show the brother some mercy that netflix shit kills
Love Mark but he doesn't act, these roles imo require real acting cause there's audiance expectations that must be made
Nah but like Netflix be releasing bangers these days
Is it really Mark's fault for video game movies sucking? They always have 😂
@@conformistbastard9842 it's marks fault for only playing mark in the movies, dude is one dimension
“It’s PG-13, that means Tom Holland can see it next year.” 🤣🤣🤣 DAMN Alex!
I just can’t take Tom Holland seriously... he’s perfect as Spider-Man for this exact reason but he flops at more mature roles
I love how Alex is straight up hating on it. And he is 1000% right with his opinion.
Opinions can be right or wrong, depending on wether you agree or disagree with one's opinion, but i get what you're saying here. Unfortunately for the fans, Alex is right.
@@JohnSTF72 Alex seems to be right a lot.
@@commandershepard9601 Alex isn’t really right or wrong, he’s just blunt with his opinion. It’s funny to me how he’s making all the age related jokes yet he’s as immature as a teenager :)
@@JohnSTF72 when making a movie franchise from another franchise that opinion is the only one that matters. It's for the fans.
He’s usually valid in his reasoning. Whiles the joes just accept anything
Nathan Fillion & Nathan Drake: "Who are You?"
Tom Holland: "I'm you. . . . But Too Young."
Nolan North IS Nathan Drake
@@whodatninja439 yes Nolan North captured him well. Fillion too
Damn, Alex’s flashback joke makes both Joes just go “Jesus Alex..” 😂😂😂
Every previous game characters are all bastardized in this film.
-Nate has a boyish attitude that the game version would never have
-Sully is selfish and greedy, while the game Sully would literally go to the ends of the earth for Nate. You would think that after he got Sam killed (or so he thought), he would look after Nate like a son, like how the GAME VERSION LITERALLY DOES, but nope. I personally believe Sully got the worst of it. He doesn’t even get referred to as Victor "GODDAMN" Sullivan once.
-Chloe backstabs literally EVERYONE in this film. Holy shit was she abysmal, all because she has "trust issues" from when she was like fucking 10 years old.
-Navarro was far from a good villain in the game, but they strapped a fucking eyepatch on him? Really?
-Sam is really the only accurate character. Didn't dig the facial hair, though.
-Not once does Elena get mentioned. Not even a freaking REFERENCE.
Sully has iconically deep voice and mustache... casts high-voiced mark Wahlberg.
Nathan drake- manly rogue... casts forever boy
And the villians. 🤷
Forever boy. Lol. That's pretty good.
i like how this is a prequel which basically means nate hangs off a string of cargo from a plane TWICE in his lifetime.
Problem is the prospect of it being a prequel flies right out the window if you’ve played 3: Nate and Sully have known each other since nate was like 12, and he was a cocky little shit even back then. He wasn’t friggin Deku if he was raised by indiana jones.
@@364dragonrider exactly. it doesn’t go with the storyline so, like the new star wars trilogy, it shouldn’t be considered canon for that reason.
Golden Abyss served as a better prequel than this. I never finished it but it's actually believable that it's a prequel
It’s not a prequel it’s meant to be a separate universe type thing
@@adrienvillela2934 thats why these movies fail. Just do the games in movie form stop trying to put different spins on it!
I like how this movie is supposed to be origin story but it literally has the treasure plot of 4
It's a GAME MOVIE so that means they take all the most popular scenes from all the games and smash em together to try to make one zombified franchise movie that hits all the advertising bases and pleases the shareholders enough for a repeat.
Like, that is the process lol ggame movies go look at ANY previous one and see how it nails that same process. I would wager than all the previous games have a better script and storyline than this shitty movie lol in my best Indian accent I say : "ohhhhh no no no no no no noooooo no no.... it wery wery baddd, werrrrrry badddddd."
@@DailyCorvid that was your best? Yikes , don’t quit your day job
9:57 That exact thing happened in my theater. They stopped clapping when the pre-credits scene started and said “Oh, it’s not over 😂🤣.”
I think Tom Holland is a fine actor for what he does, but he definitely looks too young to be playing Nathan Drake. Nathan Drake requires a man in his early 30s to early 40s.
If drake was mexican and 5'5. I could pull it off. Tom doesnt even look 5'10
He sux
Ngl tom Holland is trash not even a good ‘actor’ he only blew up cuz of Spider-Man bring back Toby
@@mr.crowgamer6250 yes the guy who needs eye drops to cry onset is a better actor. Your Bias is showing
@@theinsurance2450 bias no but his trash yh that’s just my truth
When Sony first announced this movie, you knew it would either be somewhat mediocre or a complete dumpster fire
And it is mediocre.
...still better than a dumpster fire...?
Yeah, modern Hollywood really set the bar low, didn't they.
Bioshock?
@@Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm That's why cinema is really going so low for this generation.
I wouldn't fully agree. Nearly every generation has had it where studios either play it safe or chase trends resulting in crap. I don't really see how this generation has it worse.
Antonio wasn’t even bleeding when his throat was slit 🤣🤣
Tom Holland definitely didn't sell Nathan Drake to me, Sully was worse
Mark Wahlberg was not a match
Imagine Brendan Frasier from the Mummy days playing Natham Drake. That would be awesooome.
I feel like that would be a really bad cast, i like him but it would only make us think about the mummy, the nostalgia would overshadow his performance. Also he doesn’t look like Nathan drake, the perfect cast is Nathan Fillion
@@Wulfxn So the perfect cast is an old Drake? Is he gonna save Sully from the retirement home?
Brendan doesn't like Nathan at all. Fillion is the perfect cast for now
So go back in time and tell him to be in a movie based on a videogame that doesn't exist yet
@@shawziiz5031 he's to old now
This film was made by a social media AI that examined 100 screenshots across the 4 games with zero context or information.
Fr all the people saying it’s a good movie lmao but it’s all subjective bro ! I love uncharted it was the ps3 savior
@@Praisestothemosthigh369 Demon's Souls was for me. I loved U2 the first time, then started replaying it to get the platinum and got bored. But thanks to that I discovered Souls games 🤺
Tom Holland was a shit choice for drake, I gotta be honest.
Took my 9 yr old to see it, as I was eye rolling at the over the top play on physics, my son turned to me and said “this is the best movie ever!” I realized this isn’t for me, it’s for 9 year old me 😉
😂 Can't believe someone thought this movie was a good idea. The fan film is much better.
All they had to do was expand on it. Would've been cheap and fast. But nope.
It's not a bad idea just poorly executed and bad casting. I like Mark Walberg but he was not a good pick for Sully. Same with Tom Holland. Not a good pick for Nathan.
It could be a good movie if someonw actually gave a flying fuck.
I’d prefer a movie out of cutscenes than live action, uncharted is the one franchise that doesn’t need a live action movie because the video games is basically a perfect story
There are plenty of people in the world that only want to watch live-action and refuses to watch anything else so thats why they make live-action movies based on cartoons, anime, video games and comics because those people will refuse to watch it if its not live-action.
@@CyberLance26 Yep I know of these people but Hollywood needs to stop pandering to these people. Like if they weren’t going to watch the original movie, what is going to peak their interest watching the live action version?
@@prestonpham2074 🤑🤑🤑
@@AntwoneAntJackson bingo
@@CyberLance26 then those people doesnt deserve those amazing stories.
Joe’s laugh at 24:27 gets me everytime! Too contagious. The way y’all shit on this movie makes me want to see it just to laugh it at while thinking about this video the entire time. Also love seeing disappointed Alex in the thumbnail. Makes me click that much faster
Pirate it first. Don't give these studios the satisfaction
Sully never betrayed Nate, he manipulated/used him and withheld information he knew would compromise the mission.
He also never left Sam behind, he was basically put in the same situation Nate was in when he escaped the prison in U4, run or die.
Mark Walberg acts exactly like himself in every single movie he's in, not surprising he does the same thing in this one.
He’s great in ‘the fighter’ and ‘departed’ those are the exceptions
But the character he's playing is different
@@taylorjack2130 I liked 4 brothers
I don't know how guys like him, Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson are always in some huge budget summer blockbuster, they have no range and play the same characters, how the world hasn't gotten tired of seeing the Rock pan toward the camera, smolder, crack a joke and fight in some ridiculous action sequence is beyond me.
Quite a few movies I've liked him in. Shooter, Deepwater Horizon, Patriots Day, and both Ted Movies. I could count the Happening but that one is defintely more on the side of a guilty pleasure.
Probably the most miscast film in the last decade. They clearly didn't respect the source material or fans.
Just because the casting is not what we wanted, doesn't mean the movie disrespects the source material and fans. This film is painfully mediocre, but It definitely doesn't disrespect anything.
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun Mark Wahlberg as Sully is very disrespectful. Lol
Honestly they should have just gone with Chris Pratt.
@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 Uh-huh.
They cast Tom Holland because of Spiderman success. They think to cast him, automatically audience would love the movie.
When I first saw the trailer, I knew it would be a flop. I've played all 4 games. Casting is terrible. They ripped Sully's mustache off, slapped it on Mark Wahlberg's face and called it a day. Tom Holland by no means can pull off Nathan Drake. No sequels, end this now.
It's not definitely not a flop weirdo over $225mil worldwide so far
@@PazPZ3 If it doesn't honor the source material it's a flop. Millions of dollars means nothing to someone who cares about the franchise.
@@skillet682 so I guess the 9.0 out of 10 that it has from people that seen it means nothing as well right? Foh haha
Alex' faces and reactions the whole video are priceless.
The fact that they didn't instead have Nathan Fillion as Nathan Drake really surprised me. It would've been perfect for this movie
It’s a toss up for me. I loved the fan film he did but..he’s old for the role. I think He is over 50…I’d imagine Sony would want to make this into a franchise assuming this one goes well and if that’s the case they would def need a young gun.
they are making movies for 12-16 year old girls
Honestly they could easily cast Nathan Fillion to play an older Nathan Drake set after Uncharted 4. He wouldn’t be too old for the role then.
@@ppsarrakis right! They're aren't making movies for grownups anymore. IMHO Tom was the worst Spiderman ever. Not that HE was bad but the casting was awful. Spiderman was never a child. He was a young adult when he was bitten and he was confident and a smart ass. He was more like Deadpool just not AS Deadpool as Deadpool is Deadpool xD xD
@@wolfhors3_660 He was 15 when he was bitten...
I think Tom Holland would be great in a "Teen Wolf" remake, he's just too young for this role, same with Marky Mark. If you're gonna slap the Uncharted name on it you need to cast actors faithful to the source material. The Uncharted name is used to attract fans of the game, so give them the characters they know.
Holland and Mark should make 64 episodes of live action series and have the first 16 episodes be an origin story, then the next 8 be Golden abyss and the next be the first Uncharted.
Mark Whalburg I bought more as Nathan Drake than Tom Holland. Which not to say Holland was bad or anything but I just don’t buy him as Nathan Drake.
The fault is shared by the Actor's themselves...they didn't have to accept the role but it seems they wanted it bad
@@AlexanderMartinez-kr3nd then again it’s also their job and well sometimes actors do have to take bad jobs for the sake of paying their bills.
Nathan Fillion was my first thought didn't even know about the short film. Matt Bomer would be be a great choice too I think. Depends on how much you want to focus on the comedic side of things.
I'm ok with Tom Holland being a younger Nathan Drake but why the fuck did they cast Mark Whackberg as Sully? I could not imagine a worse actor for that role. And why the fuck does the relationship between nate and sully feel so toxic? Sully is supposed to be a mentor for nate but nobody in the right mind would want to get mentored by that shitshow of a character. He just comes off as an unlikable douche who only cares for himself.
This film should be titled “International Treasure” and like most treasure, it should be buried.
I call it national treasure 3
"Does not feel like Uncharted."
This is my favorite game franchise and it sucks that it's confirmed. 😕
I knew this movie was gonna be mediocre at best when I first saw the trailer, its just not uncharted at all
Honestly if your surprised by that revelation I dont think you can be helped
@@the_articulated_artist I agree, felt pretty Uncharted to me. I mean, Uncharted the games are ridiculous. This was also ridiculous. The worst part was the casting, I still agree with that, but swap out just a few things here and there with the video game franchise and I think this would be a decent game from Naughty Dog. If it wasn't like this, they would be complaining that it wasn't like the source material. It feels like the lesson here is "video games and movies are mediums where suspension of disbelief and expectations are too wildly different to ever hold up to one another" ie no video game will hardly ever make a 10/10 movie and movie franchises translated into games will hardly ever yield a 10/10 game.
@@greedgod5827 dont need to be a jerk about it
@@brettf5000 Maybe, but the casting choices were not good here. Tom Holland is not Nathan Drake and Mark Wahlberg really is not like Sully at all. Nothing like the video game characters.
I think it’s a better format like this when you guys do final verdict early that way you’re not spoiling too much of the movie. Because even in your non-spoiler sections sometimes you guys give away too much. Also you only put a number for you joe on the screen. You should include the numbers for the other two as well when you flash it on the screen. IMO
This movie shouldve just been titled "Mark Wahlberg and Tom Holland do an adventure flick". Such an insult to one of my favorite video game franchises.
I haven't even started watching the review and Alex looks absolutely defeated.
We have all been defeated… we knew this would be bad but I’m so upset that this could have had potential with the right casting.
@@ApexAerials like that Nathan Fillion fan made masterpiece? :)
@@yeeisme now that was phenomenal
Alex: "If you are one of those people that have ever like stood up on your couch and gave a standing ovation to a commercial this may be the exact movie for you."
The best take on this movie you will find anywhere lmfao
Did anyone catch the Nolan north cameo.brilliant
I have not watched the film or the review yet, but I had to say I find it hilarious that the thumbnail is Joe being a fanboy with Alex holding his head in his hands and OJ having the most calm frown that I have ever seen.
Alex - the joke where you saw Tom Holland and it said "15 years earlier" and you said you thought you were going to see a sperm swimming down a urethra - I found it quite amusing.
Excellent work, sir. Keep it up.
"if you're one of those people that stood up on your couch and gave standing ovation to a commercial then this movie is for you" 🤣
The intro was actually done really well and stays true to the games, where you’ll get a crazy scene played through and then you get back to it later on in more detail, with it going back in time after the intro for the build up, very similar to uncharted 2 with the train, they did a lot better with this movie than you think, I’ve played all the games multiple times and I have to say I really enjoyed to movie - the casting for Nate and Sully wasn’t the best, Chloe was played decent; she even sounds similar to the games, overall I think it deserves above average even though it has its flaws
I do think Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg played their characters quite well, not perfect but really good, but as Joe said when you think of Nathan Drake you think of someone who looks matured and not looking 12 when he’s in his “30s” (in the games anyway)
Joe's Mark Wahlberg impression kills me every time. Sounds like The Happening lmao
I love it when Alex criticizes things. It puts a smile on my face every time lol
Yup everything is either dumb or just stupid
Right !!! The truth is necessary sometimes
Toxic
My favourite roast from him is in the Space Jam review lmao
"What a HORRIBLE day to have eyes!"
Moral of the story both detective Pikachu and Sonic still hold the crown as the best video game movies
Lies. The original mortal kombat movie is still great.
Detective Pikachu is fucking garbage
I get that these people are greedy and have trust issues, but if this treasure was worth tens of billions like Marky Mark claimed, why would they betray each other when even a 10% share still makes you a billionaire and nets you more money than you could spend in a thousand lifetimes. Makes no damned sense.
"Marky mark" lmao thats a fire referance.
But yea youre right, if they made the prize worth 10 million or something it would make sense. The average doesnt go "what? Im only getting 10 billion instead of 100 billion. Nooooooooooooo"
Half of the charm of Uncharted was how the characters interacted with each other. An arguement could be made that is an action rom-com in game form ala Romancing the Stone.
I remember when i watched National Treasure that movie felt like a Uncharted movie to me even though im not a huge fan of Nicholas Cage but the writing for that movie was done in a Uncharted style without trying to be.
Not a fan of Nick Cage? But, but....but why?
@@wwfera00 terrible actor lol. Very one-note.
I like him in Gone in 60 Seconds.
@@hugon6717 true. National Treasure as well. I also have a soft spot for Sorceror's Apprentice.
@@kevinthunder3375 I'll have to watch Sorcerer's Apprentice, never heard of that one.
I just played Uncharted 4 for the first time last week, damn good game.
Lol. Rise of the Tomb Raider shits on it.
That’s crazy talk. Rise was a crap game.
@@jjthehowlingwolf288 Rise is a good game, but Uncharted 4 is WAY better.
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 lmao 💀 nice joke
@@jjthehowlingwolf288 Rise was awesome.
Lara is better than Drake any day of the week.
Joes Scottish impression 💀💀love hearing how others think we sound 😂 brilliant video as always guys 👍
As soon as I saw the casting for this I was like “What?? Hell no lmao.” but everyone else was like “OMG I love it!! I can’t wait to see it!!”
wait wait wait… this Nathan is supposed to be fully adult 30 year old Nathan??? I thought it literally was supposed to be his first big adventure at 18 years old
Oh boy, that look from Alex can only mean one thing. This'll be good.
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
It’s not just that it’s bad casting. It’s bad writing and direction of the characters.
I laugh every time I see Tom Holland as Nathan Drake. Its nothing against Tom Holland, its just that he shouldn't have got the part to begin with. I honestly don't know how you can mess up this bad in casting? Like who did the hiring?? I would have rather have a nobody star who I've never seen before. Then get this miscast of a mess. I still haven't seen this movie btw, and probably won't because I'm that annoyed by the casting choice. Anyone whos even remotely played The Uncharted Series would know Tom Holland was not the pick!!! (Sorry Tom Holland, I think your a great actor btw)
Because he's a prominent actor right now and he's currently tied to Sony.
It's supposed to be a much younger Nathan Drake, not the Nathan Drake you play in the games
If you search up young Nathan Drake from the games, Tom actually looks like him when young
@@bdasaw idgaf.. I like middle aged Nathan Drake more!!!
Lots and lots of cocaine is how you mess up these kind of movies
This is what happens when Sony tries to make a movie from an interactive movie. The blueprint was there, how could they mess it up?
It was two hours long. A single Uncharted game is like 30 hours long if you’re not speed running.
a single uncharted game is like 8-10 hours besides the last one which is 15-20 hours, none of them are 30 hours long
Not even it was lazy writing
@@machinimamagemachinima4377 given how many times I had to retry particular shoot out scenes, it certainly felt like 30 hours.
@@Ye_Is_The_Way I wouldn’t go expecting real world logic in how characters act or how their world works in either the Uncharted movie or games. It’s basically a parody of every action movie trope combined.
"Let's cast Tom Holland cause Spider man!". Good job, Sony!
I hate movies like this where they discover a place or thing no one has seen in hundreds or thousands of years and then they ruin or destroy it...a lot of stuff was utterly moronic
After seeing Nathan Filion's fan film i couldnt see anyone else play the role,
Hell Nolan North would've made a better sully than Mark.
Just weird choices all around
Mark Wahlberg yet again plays as the one and only character that he can play as: himself
Sorta like Ryan Reynolds and Denzel Washington and Jonah Hill
@@rogermazuca4582 and Jesse Eisenberg
It doesn't matter what you guys are talking about, I can watch any video with you 3 in it. Thanks for always making my day guys!
I fucking love the Uncharted franchise. I’ve played the four games, plus Lost Legacy, plus the two on the Vita, many many times. I have platinumed all 5 games, then bought the Nathan Drake collection and platinumed them all again, lol. I really really like this franchise, but when I heard that they were making a film out of it…and then when I heard who they had casted (especially Marky Mark as Sully. I mean c’mon🤦🏼♂️), I knew that it was going to be terrible, and it looks like I was right. Damn🤷🏼♂️
I never wanted this movie to happen. They first started talking about an Uncharted movie way back in 2009. It just never got off the ground. I hoped that meant they had given up on making one. Unfortunately, here we are.
@@castortroy1853 I remember that too, and I was like phew, we dodged a bullet there😅
…but as you said, unfortunately, here we are now with this insult to the Uncharted franchise🤷🏼♂️
Mark would have been a great Drake ngl
@@oneautumnleaf2622 Yeah, I could definitely see Mark in the role of Drake, but as Sully…it just feels wrong, very wrong.
@@norcodaev I mean not really I played all the games as a kid and as a young Sully I think he's fine, we also didn't get to really see a young Sully so there really is no perfect young Sully.
Tom Holland is like Michael J Fox, he can do certain roles that need a young person, the casting is so wrong here.
Don't you dare compare the great mr fox to this lowlife
@@therabbitwhisperer4538 Lol so true
I must say I like how Alex went from "OMG I love every episode of GoT season 7" (which was almost entirely bad, honestly) to "stop supporting this shit" on every possible occasion now. What a pleasant character development. Go, Alex!
He enjoyed season 7? What the hell, even the suicide squad episode?
Lmfao the mark wahlberg motor mouth
I reallly liked this film. It was a fun action movie which I have played the games as well and Tom and Mark are just the best that I wanted to see together since Spider Man Homecoming
Same. I don't agree with critic reviews (and certainly not these three's clown review). If Uncharted was inspired by the Indiana Jones franchise, then why the fuck are they criticizing it for being like an Indiana Jones movie?
Yep! This movie is awesome! 😎👍🏼
loved this movie as well! don't care if the casting isn't close enough to the source material. it is still a fun/entertaining movie and my friends and I (who have all played the games) loved this movie! it's like a mix of Indiana Jones, Goonies, and National Treasure.
I second this. I played all the games, except fot the lost treasure. I had a blast watching the actions scenes. The most important aspect to me, is that the characters kept being faithful to the videogames'. And in essence, they did. By the end, much like the Sonic movie, we see the characters fully become the videogame character that we know, mustache included. They had the mannerism, their catch phrases, very cool easter eggs, amazing music (even using the theme we all heard in the game) the outfits. And they not only used scenes from the game, but also added new ones that looked incredible fun. Because truth to be told, the games had really weak, predictable villains and plots, weak game mechanics and clumsy shooting mechanics, it's the action sequences and the characters interaction what made it shine. I crossed my fingers that they had Nathan not fall for Chloe because romance in these kind of movies make my eyes roll, and there is no Elena here, so I am gretaful nothing happened with Chloe.
Other than that, I agree about the papa's john and the waste of Antonio Banderas character. But I would rate it a 8/10 and I would definetely watch it again.
Never played Uncharted but even I can see that Hollywood did its own thing. I never would have imagined TH as Nathan Drake.
WTH Is TH? SUAYSOAB! TLANPJFC
@@Legendary_Bleu Tom Holand.
@@angelmartinezmolina2137 OMGTYSMIOYO
@@Legendary_Bleu huh??duh fook you saying?
@@CKOGaming DWAI
Love Alex in these reviews. He keeps shit real.
Do you remember when people were upset because Alex is so real. 😂😂😂
@@KaneK1234 is it only me who always feels that AJ are feeling threatened by alex . In every review he keep blocking him and doesn't give him time to reply. Always happens
2:22 my math teacher wants to have a word with you buddy
Now that Ive watched it. I disagree in every way that it wasnt good. Loved it. And I am a massive Uncharted fan.
As a fan of the games they really did it justice!
I like Alex's "15 years earlier" joke
The core to the Uncharted games was the love for all the characters and their support for each other. This... this was trash. I hated them all and didn't care for Tom's Nathan. 0/5
To be honest, the Uncharted 14 minute fan film with Nathan Fillion was WAY better than this!
Just because Tom Holland did a good job as Spiderman doesn't mean he has to play the roll of Nathan Drake
I agree with Alex; you put that name Uncharted there and you create expectations especially from us who played all 4 games. My friends said it wasn't bad if you distance yourself from the game....and me and my girl can't. Prolly why it was sub par for us, pity.
I agree with them I disconnected and could have some fun but this is not Uncharted.
They should've called it something else, the cast would get people in seats regardless of the title, why try to bank on gamers when you know we'll hate it? How Hollywood still fucks these video game movies up is beyond me.
I disagree, having to disconnect from a beloved franchise just to enjoy their shitty movie adaptation is the equivalent of blindly giving up your money to the studios. It would’ve been better if nobody went to see it and it bombed cause then that would send a message to Hollywood. DO BETTER, we make too many excuses and give too many passes just to be disappointed as fans and casual movie goers.
Personally, that line of thinking only works if someone doesn't have experience in any previous title. Like if Sticker Star was someone's first Paper Mario game, they'd like it fine. But for someone who's played 64 through Super, they see the problems.
The problem with this movie is that we've grown to love the characters and the voices attached to them. The cast for the games is perfect. They get the characters. They fully embody them through their voice work. If you were to take Nolan North, Richard McGonagle, and Emily Rose out of the equation, you'd get this movie. Without that cast, Uncharted is just a fairly mediocre treasure hunt story. It's what the actors do with it that elevates the characters and the material. Tom Holland is no Nolan North, and Mark Wahlberg is definitely no Richard McGonagle.
Every movie version of games gets the same thing wrong every time.
When you play a game, especially a game with a strong narrative, YOU are personally experiencing the events, reacting to the tension, personally earning the rewards and solving the mystery etc etc.
For uncharted you become Drake, you move drake, you are jumping and running and shooting and so his sense of wonder and reward is your sense of wonder and reward.
You build your relationship with the game world viscerally and physically over hours and hours.
A movie is 1.5-3 hours long (at most) you cannot develop the same level of investment in the people and the story if you try to take from a 10 hour long game narrative and copy and paste into a 2 hour film.
Movies will also take popular game events (which uncharted has overtly) paste them into the movie as if that is what we love most.
The reason the clock tower and car chase in Thief's End works so well is A) you have half a game of build up to get here, there's tension and stakes
B) YOU ARE CONTROLLING IT AND EXPERIENCING IT
putting things like the plane in 5 minutes in miss, entirely, why it is enjoyable to have this in the game.
"Watching this is far less engaging than playing it"
This 1000%
A movie is not a game and must develop its narrative and characters in an utterly distinct and different way or all movie adaptations will suck
I couldn’t agree more man, I think you are spot on with your assessment on why these video game movies always fail. Honestly I think the best way to adapt these games into live action is not to make them movies but make them into a tv series like they are doing with the last of us on HBO max for example. That way you have several hours over the course of multiple episodes and potentially multiple seasons to develop the characters and the storylines. Because like you said they are taking 8-10 hour games like the uncharted games and trying to fit them into a 2 hour film and on top of that for some reason they randomly take stuff from all the different games in a series and try to throw it all together in 1 film. Like if you look at the most recent resident evil movie that’s supposed to be like a reboot and start a new series of films more closely following the storyline of the main games. It’s a 2 hour film yet they tried to cram 2 whole games into the storyline instead of just focusing on 1. The movie felt so rushed because half of it was RE1 with the mansion incident stuff then all the sudden the movie turns into RE2 and even stuff from RE3 like what happens to the city at the very end to stop the outbreak. These Hollywood directors just have no clue what to do with these video game adaptions
Surprisingly the only good videogame movie is the Sonic the Hedgehog movie
Which begs the question : Why didn't they develop an Uncharted TV Series. Granted, it would be an expensive production with all the action-sequenses , but you would better connect with the main chararacters, even if you've never played the videogames. Compressing most of the games in a two-hour movie was never going to work. Plus, the casting was terrible in my opinion. So, the end result is mediocre at best.
@@JohnSTF72 honestly no idea. Possibly because as a massive franchise it gets a fast track to the producers office. Hollywood Is big on guaranteed IP's and on paper a movie adaption of a widely celebrated and successful game franchise is a sure fire hit.
TV takes more risks (which means it would have been better) but Hollywood is still the one with the most money to throw at these things.
Who knows, perhaps they won the rights to the screenplay?
@@djbubblegum9975 and that turned out good only because of the backlash they got
These guys are way too hard on the show. They complain about how ridiculous some of the stuff that happens in this movie and even say it went "off the rails". Like seriously, have you played the games!? They complain about not enough character interactions and development like its not a two hour movie as opposed to a 4 long ass games. This movie felt like an uncharted adventure with all the glorious shlock that comes with it.
I the only one who kinda enjoyed this movie? I thought i would only see Peter Parker but he played him quite well.
Sully wasn’t Sully, but he still had a good arc.
Exactly I wasn’t expecting a masterpiece of a movie just a fun popcorn flick and that’s exactly what this is sure there’s some dumb things but uncharted has some pretty dumb shit. Overall this review kinda sucked ass which is a shame cause I’ve been watching them for a while
@@JacobTastic They literally said if you want a dumb popcorn flick to turn your brain off to this is it. And you just agreed with that. So how exactly does this review suck ass?
@@jase276 If it means anything I disagree. I had high expectations and I wasn’t let down in the slightest
@@JacobTastic these 3 morons are the worst reviewers I've seen on CZcams and I've been subbed to Joe since the beginning. Personal favorite video is when he criticized GAMEFLY.
But he needs to stick to gaming reviews. They always come in with low expectations and high standard for EVERY movie they watch. You can notice this when you watch a ton of their reviews. It's a dumb self-fulfilling prophecy they inflict on themselves.
TLDR; trust them on game reviews but do not watch these guys for film reviews lol