Anastasia Kingsnorth talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly

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[@m1scha]

georges voice actor doesnt get enough credit, hes very talented

[@laurenxx3845]

What do you mean?

[@m1scha]

@@laurenxx3845 unfortunatly george is only CGI

[@harriet_ram]

George's looks to the camera throughout this are brilliant

[@aphrarandall7187]

It’s great to see George’s voice actor getting the recognition he deserves but let’s give some love to glen it’s so hard to act against nothing and he does it so well

[@jessg8230]

the moshi monsters cupcake game in the candy cane caves was INCREDIBLE max youre after my heart honestly

[@hlw28tandl]

I love that George was very chatty and into it this week. We love George ❤❤❤

[@kieley-annosullivan9166]

This is the best episode you have done I'm dying of laughter here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@summerxx123]

max getting progressively more drunk is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” i don’t like it, well you’ve done it now” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harrieleanor]

Got to be one of the best episodes yet. I want to see Glen drunk more on here I was crying with laughter!!

[@bigmaaan]

Glenn looks lovely in this episode

[@s1_auds]

thanks Glen Balegde, George and Ana for an amazing 1hr 30minutes, much enjoyed the energy throughout 😍

[@elliemcculloch667]

they’ve gotten so good with george’s cgi!!

[@bethfrance5833]

That cake game had me in a chokehold 😂 I remember I used to fake my age to be like 4 because I thought the maths games would be easier but 7 year old me cried when my friend said I would go to prison for lying ❤ love the pod

[@lucy_2511]

georges cgi looks amazing in thsi one

[@marshallgaler1752]

glen balagde was so funny in this podcast :DD

[@esseven]

ahhh listening to them talk about the moshi monsters game brings back so many memories. i loved the cupcake game mode!!

[@frankiefox1280]

love glen and george’s podcast

[@vongaichiwade164]

Glen ffs😂😂😂the way I HOWLED AHAHHA . It ain’t awful but it was the anticipation that killed me . Legit was in hysterics as I left the office listening to that part😂

[@taylorjx10]

early ❤ love this podcast. always looking forward for the next episode

[@chloenielson4983]

I love glen and george sm

[@gingernproud6514]

Glen and George, another brill pod ❤

[@jesscross123]

so excited for this one ❤

[@ibag1379]

I’d love to see some guests that are more catered to George’s interests and knowledge tbf- great podcast though, love Anastasia

[@neonclawsavie]

HAHAH THE CAPTION SAYING KINGS NORTH 😭😭

[@NatalieRowewaddle]

We did a Christmas performance in our houses. I was always in charge or the choreography and my house always won! Was the best thing ever

[@leahhamo19083]

1:17:13 I just knew George would pull a face or say something about max’s small town 😂

[@0530evan]

thank god it is SUNDAY.......and the podcast......

[@elliemcculloch667]

best part my week

[@mercedesjay7]

Amazing podcast Glen xx

[@arthurchan1993]

I love how Arthur Clarkey badgered (bullied) GLEN BALEGDI into coming out as a GLEN. Also George Arthur Clarkey needs a few drinks in him at the start of each episode 'cause he's even more adorable and animated than usual 😍😍

[@Tommieetv]

oh wow glenn was real crazy this episode

[@FluentlyAcademy]

Only me seeing a conection between George and Ana?

[@elliemcculloch667]

i remember watching her gcse grade reveal and remarking her history D gcse ahah

[@xalexflanaganx]

She didn’t get all a*s either

[@maeiliy]

HELPP KINGS NORTH TO KINGSMORTH 😭😭😭

[@Sophieex931]

The cake game was cake mania!! Omg loved those games 🤣 and diner dash!

[@neonclawsavie]

Glen balegde 😍😍

[@5ofie]

Great podcast glen balegde

[@daisyrose9664]

I LOVED THE CUPCAKE GAME OMG!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW COS I NEED TO PLAY IT AGAIN

[@lilliehx]

George’s cgi is getting so much better throughout each episode

[@darthbooks2005]

Love max he's amazing💙

[@morgie_2.0]

No it was the moshi monsters ice cream stand for me, I would serve ice cream for hours and sometimes I still hear the background music playing in my head 😂😂

[@hayatahmed3789]

This is maxs show and George is just there to correct him 😂😂

[@neonclawsavie]

Hello all lovers of the pod🥰

[@Eliza-rv3gc]

moshi monsters cupcake game omg u just brought back a memory

[@nikofenton]

29:20 you are correct about the degrees!!! nottingham trent/confetti have started content creation courses

[@_itsgeorgina_]

you go glen coco 🤣🤣

[@lucyloo223]

My school made Dora the explorer into a Christmas play and I cast myself as Dora 😂

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

George's little glances at the camera kill me

[@isabellewilding6016]

That sounds exactly like my high school 😂 I was in Ripton, we always lost the pantomime competitions. Is he from Blackburn? 😂

[@bethgravelingxo]

i do in fact remember the cupcake game

[@holly9758]

This episode is so funny

[@ShanMartia]

Love glens outfit today 💗🫶🏼

[@kingsnorthluvbot]

the moshi monster game was where u would make cupcakes

[@nicoladwyer4262]

Glen Balegde❤️❤️❤️

[@alexandergroome3147]

I love Anastasia and watch her CZcams videos, she is very professional on here. I'm not on that TikTok thing as I think it's garbage and I avoid it

[@laurenbalcomb9152]

you go glen coco!

[@kallidcy]

Green screen behind george is crazy

[@quornhubb]

someone please explain this joke to me i think i’ve missed something💀💀

[@TimErringtonSydney]

​@@quornhubbit's a 'George is not real' meme.

[@Nataszawithaz]

Omg I used to be obsessed with themoshimonsterkitty that’s the girl she used to have beef with this is so weird for me 😭

[@lauramardigian4121]

no bc one time i was playing a guess the flags game and i was so good bc i grinded the mini games in the castle thing

[@gabiinprogress]

Max don’t feel bad, Glenn is my 61 year old father’s name

[@BRANDURNSO]

we love GLEN balegde

[@emilyjade167]

George is so funny, I wish he was real 😢

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

George and glen looked fit in this episode

[@ayeshahahahaha]

Glen Balegde's my fav Balegde

[@toukachuu127]

GLEN I REMEMBER THE CUPCAKE GAME ON MOSHI MONSTERS

[@richarddallee9082]

Glen Baledge

[@hannahjones8510]

Please could you guys make George's mic a bit louder, I loveeeee his input but he's a bit more soft spoken so its difficult to hear his sometime :)))

[@Elliot.143]

Wow glen balegde is a real crazy guy

[@lauronallen6535]

I love you glen ❤

[@niamhamy2883]

when did she mention saff?

[@rachelwanless3756]

glen balegde ❤

[@megzina]

Not Glenn 🤣

[@vongaichiwade164]

Aww I fucking love u Glen😂

[@IFvideosandcreations]

Glen Balegde xx

[@jmat910]

Why did she lie about her GSCE's?! She's literally told us what she got in another video lol why lie on record 😂

[@Emily-sm6px]

that’s so weird, why would u lie 😂

[@geecrossley2008]

Ship George and Anna PLEASE

[@Annienolloth]

Why is no1 talking about max being drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s a bloody mess

[@Nataszawithaz]

Hi glennnnn

[@Jxw238]

Glen

[@pom.wmxoxo]

Pleaseeee get Jay and Romell as guests!!

[@amyflavin1633]

Max BaGLENde

[@wyattwaterhouse3180]

Glenn balegde

[@oscarpiastriluvr]

GLEN BALEGDE

[@grace9166]

This 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beckysthings8480]

No way is she talking about the moshimonsterkitty😂

[@kushiahmed3197]

`yesss deffo

[@TimErringtonSydney]

Glennicus

[@xalexflanaganx]

Can I just say she lied about her gcse results

[@zaraprue5101]

anastasia and i have the same birthday

[@isobel5563]

hi

[@eliza7beth]

Club Penguin Gang✌🏻

[@Rosie0s]

I am back friends. I have food, Im about to smoke, its gonna get fun

[@Hello-ni1pj]

59:11 the funnies moment

[@omgnazminkhanom260]

11mins in so borddd 😢

[@Emily-sm6px]

if you watch ana’s gcse results video she defo didn’t get all A*s, a B and a D 💀 idk why she lied lmao

[@xalexflanaganx]

Ikr!!

[@tigerthrifts6806]

Glen Balegde 🤣

[@toukachuu127]

the gg podcast; glen and george

[@daniellequain2192]

Max Glen Balegde

[@toukachuu127]

hi GLEN

[@elizabeththompson2319]

I feel like Zoe is moving into nesting mode! Do parents clean toys? No judgment either way but all the tidying made me curious

[@sophiethomas24]

GLENNNNN

[@leaha8297]

Who is Glen