Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic

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[@jeffies2821]

You could tell George was in a great mood for this episode. Much more talkative and funny than other times. Love this energy

[@mysticginge2]

George's impression of Boris was spot on 😂

[@octopusoptimusprime]

george’s gollum impression is so incredible

[@seren1996]

no bc why are george’s impressions so good it’s not ok

[@niamh4442]

WHY DID I THINK THEY GOT HARRY STYLES IN THE POD BC I MISREAD THE TITLE💀💀😭

[@tatianabuggs]

LMAO i thought the same when i saw this on spotify & i was in shock😭

[@BelleMarie17]

Same 😭

[@UnionistUlster]

Who?

[@ambermai2689]

When max told George to do an impression of Hitler and there was just silence I lost it 😭😭

[@ericafossee801]

OMFG I sent the email requesting the impressions 😂😂😂 thank you sm this made my week

[@jmae3263]

The number of people writing/calling in to this podcast asking for medical advice. Just go to the doctor, babe 💀

[@ellewilliams3268]

In Max’s defence, when I was between 15 and 20 I wanted to call my kid Espeon if it was a girl. This was obviously before I realised I haven’t got a parental bone in my body and I do, in fact, want to be surrounded by dogs for the rest of my life

[@stephanieburrows5975]

I completely forgot i sent in a voicememo, i've traumatised myself, hope you all enjoyed george's apology tho 👍

[@Charlottfr403]

wait which one was urssss

[@stephanieburrows5975]

@@Charlottfr403 the very last one hahha

[@Charlottfr403]

@@stephanieburrows5975 i though so but wasn’t sure

[@beematthewswood]

fellow australian✌

[@findleyhovell-bell9556]

3 times I tried to wipe off a smudge on my screen eventually realising that there's a new mark on the filing cabinet 😩😂

[@eloiselignos]

was watching this at work & had to pause it because I was cry laughing at the spanish story & the accents

[@annieeames2282]

I'm not the only person that gets randomly well timed ads 😂 good to know

[@picklespawtraits]

Hook line and sinker OBSESSED with you two 😍

[@jamiehenderson8632]

Can’t wait to meet Max’s children, Giratina and Darkrai 🙌

[@evehay5852]

Maybe perhaps just maybe a big fun surprise with George, max and the useless hotline is coming soon that you (we) might hear about soon 😂

[@neonclawsavie]

Maybe perhaps just maybe a humongous surprise is coming in the max and george podcast coming very soon 😂

[@444nevaeh_]

sunday funday with the useless hotline 🤗
edit: 38:30 why did george steal my joke

[@zm00thie12]

how dare he

[@korina-ellap3867]

44:49 I need to stop listening to the pod out loud in my uni house 😅

[@eghtesadnia]

Andrew's been mentioned quite a lot in this episode

[@leahhamo19083]

Did you start drinking before this ?🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

[@KarlHamilton]

George is so funny hahaha

[@daniellecaffrey5377]

Fave notification of the week

[@meganstapo1867]

first time i’ve watched this and i’m obsessed😂 subscribed hehe xo

[@SK-vy5qo]

best time of the week

[@ciitrina]

COMMENTING. Whats upppppp? love the pod

[@olivescarlette3661]

WHY ARE ALL THE CALLERS CHILDREN ITS SO FUNNY

[@amineberroukech1100]

The last one was a 24yr old virgin

[@leahhamo19083]

Cute little switch in the intro

[@jasmine-zw3qs]

no way george clarke hasnt watched star wars

[@niamh4442]

Ikr? Like if he hasn’t has Alex not forced him yet???

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

He hasn’t watched breaking bad either lmfao, what a disgrace

[@toukachuu127]

i love you guys

[@willowmoon3461]

Trespassing is a civil law, so you can be sued by the property owner and they may pursue criminal charges under certain circumstance. However, as George correctly stated, breaking and entering, criminal damage and vandalism are all criminal offences that you can be prosecuted for

[@0530evan]

JOE SUGG is their management company..........it is interesting how they complete each other

[@oliwialewandowska8106]

my fav notification🫶🫶

[@mood9710]

god i love you guys

[@rue3816]

I need to hear a Tory time about Caspar Lee buying you guys drinks??? I haven’t heard that name since 2017

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

There signed to his and joes management company

[@ktbt]

The end was so emotional 😢

[@skyeknight]

how is george so good at that

[@antonliverpool1]

George is so adorable isn’t he. He doesn’t even know it either

[@maxdaniel8858]

Sertaline made me lactate so I tried my own breast milk. It was only a few drops but it's much sweeter and almost syrupy, imagine like a slightly less viscous sweetened condensed milk

[@meganryanhughes1118]

max was a very good george icl

[@isobel5563]

I had to do a stool sample because they found I’m anaemic from a blood test. It was not a fun experience!

[@niamh4442]

❤️❤️❤️

[@lenmon8274]

First 🎉

[@gamusicus]

Subscribed. Can I see George’s? 🏳️‍🌈😜

[@MilliW23]

George letting the film side down

[@Vocoioid]

DADDY

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

The baby a boy going to so bullied

[@skyeknight]

how is george so good at that