I drank 18 shots of Yaeger in 30 minutes at a bar when I was 18 to win a drinking contest... Woke up at 5pm the next day with a gash on my face, beneath my mattress in the middle of my living room floor, broken window, kicked in front door ... Fired from my job I was supposed to be at 2PM... First thing I noticed when I woke up was the Yaegermeister T-shirt on my arm and I smirked and groaned to myself "aalllrriiigghht..."
You guys must get your self worth from bragging about your addictions being worse than others. Otherwise, you wouldn’t care why Jimmy is sober. Good luck with that.
@_..-.._..-.._ it’s funny you’ve just described what Jimmy himself does he gets his self worth from exactly that also why are you white knighting for an openly gay man? Good luck with that.
He’s not referring to the Guinness there. Patrice was referring to a story he told before on O and A. When he was in his twenties he was in Australia for some gig and actually drank every night he was there. He said it made him funnier on stage and off stage, hook up with women way easier, just feel elated in general. He said that was way too dangerous a feeling, because he would become an alcoholic for sure. And he said he didn’t want to rely on being drunk to be funny or to have a good time, he wanted to feel that kind of happiness on his own.
Red wines are not all equal, though. Sometimes I can down a whole bottle and feel nothing the day after. Other times it's nausea from another dimension. It'ls like Russian roulette with them.
@@godlesspeacesign8852 Bc everyone knows that white licorice is better than black licorice. I mean have you seen the crime statistics of black licorice?
This is an absolutely fascinating conversation on so many levels.
Guess which guy is dead now.
@@blacehoule Opie...
Who names their daughter Jäger?
That's what I initially thought
HA HA HA!
*young daughter*
It’s Anthony remember 💀😂
Jäger? I hardly know her!
That thumbnail 😆
Lol. Didn't know Ant is the only one in the room who gets properly wasted like a man.
"like a man"
Enjoy your addiction, loser. DTs should be a blast.
+reallydude
I haven't.
What a stupid ass thing to do. And then to brag about it..
Yeah only real men can put down fucking jaeger shots. Lmao
@@bamawebdev8640 enjoy your crack pipe
Properly wasted like a -man- _boy_ drinking sucks, terrible drug.
What a great picture
Jager tastes like aftershave, it's vile.
Why the fuck would you drink aftershave?
It tastes like black licorice
With that kind of will & fortitude, you'd think that Patrice would've lived longer.😕
6:54 "fuck it, I'll die"
:(
Norm Macdonald and Patrice are the only standups I truly miss.
I drank 18 shots of Yaeger in 30 minutes at a bar when I was 18 to win a drinking contest... Woke up at 5pm the next day with a gash on my face, beneath my mattress in the middle of my living room floor, broken window, kicked in front door ... Fired from my job I was supposed to be at 2PM... First thing I noticed when I woke up was the Yaegermeister T-shirt on my arm and I smirked and groaned to myself "aalllrriiigghht..."
czarmangis *Jaeger
fawk yeah
@@CarrieVogel77 thank god for Carrie, good looking out
Opie sounds like Anthony's unhappy wife when it comes to him drinking, says everything but I hate it when you drink and have fun and I'm not there
Your Opie obsession has you hearing things that aren’t there.
Thank god Norton wasn’t there to try one up ant with drinking stories from when he was 13
After all that light mischief he knew he was a hardcore alcoholic that needed to get clean.
You guys must get your self worth from bragging about your addictions being worse than others. Otherwise, you wouldn’t care why Jimmy is sober. Good luck with that.
@_..-.._..-.._ it’s funny you’ve just described what Jimmy himself does he gets his self worth from exactly that also why are you white knighting for an openly gay man? Good luck with that.
..the hell? Patrice has never drank alcohol?
he did at Ant's pool party with all dudes, lol
@@76_SPZL tbh, from the way he said "it was too good" "it made me feel too perfect" etc, it sounds like he had more than a few guinnesses..
He’s not referring to the Guinness there. Patrice was referring to a story he told before on O and A. When he was in his twenties he was in Australia for some gig and actually drank every night he was there. He said it made him funnier on stage and off stage, hook up with women way easier, just feel elated in general. He said that was way too dangerous a feeling, because he would become an alcoholic for sure. And he said he didn’t want to rely on being drunk to be funny or to have a good time, he wanted to feel that kind of happiness on his own.
@@redted12345 That makes a hell of a lot more sense than the lies he tells here
@@76_SPZL He's not into anything. Except the ground.
champagne is a far worse hangover than red wine.
It's a myth, alcohol is alcohol as soon as it passes your palate. It's dehydration that gets people in trouble
I think it depends on how you handle the tannins in red wine. It ravages my guts.
Patrice comment at 22:03 fucking killed me.
Thanks for the warning, ugh.
Feel like I know how Patrice had that stroke now to many cookies caught up with him
Anthony has good taste, and the lucky dog got some hot girls. I'm so jealous
"you can act like a man!"
Red wines are not all equal, though. Sometimes I can down a whole bottle and feel nothing the day after. Other times it's nausea from another dimension. It'ls like Russian roulette with them.
I've been drunk 100's of times and have never had a hangover. I'm completely fine the next morning.
things become legal once the same government against it, learns how to control it for 100% profit!
Do americans not have jager bombs?
We definitely have Jager Bombs.
@@charlest5604 and they suck
@@godlesspeacesign8852
I agree. I hate that black licorice taste with a passion.
@@charlest5604 why you had to make it about color?? 😤😤😤
@@godlesspeacesign8852
Bc everyone knows that white licorice is better than black licorice. I mean have you seen the crime statistics of black licorice?
Poor Opie never learned that nobody ever wanted to hear him. Maybe he's aware now that his podcast gets three views.
He has all you guys thinking of him constantly, so there’s that. I just listen to it and deal with it. It’s part of the show.