Anthony Cumia Hates Children

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  • čas přidán 7. 10. 2016

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  • @mrkhris1
    @mrkhris1 Před 7 lety +147

    as a parent, i respect ppl who know they are not parent material. i wish more ppl in certain communities had such foresight. 🕭🔔

    • @ednakrabapoly
      @ednakrabapoly Před 6 lety +24

      Khris Lust they'd probably name one of them Foresight. Fo'site Jenkins.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 Před 5 lety +3

      God's Son I hope you don’t teach your kids grammar

    • @mfgunit
      @mfgunit Před 4 lety +4

      The problem is that you have to be intelligent to know you wont be good parent. Too many dumb ass mother fuckers out there.

    • @jideo4701
      @jideo4701 Před 3 lety

      “As a parent” shut up stupid

    • @gunkanjima3408
      @gunkanjima3408 Před 3 lety +2

      I just wish pet people had this outlook. They will cry and moan when asked about kids, but if you tell them pets are gross they freak out

  • @thectbchannel
    @thectbchannel Před rokem +15

    Jimmy: "I don't hate kids, it's the parents I hate."
    Opie: "So what do you hate about kids?"

  • @Fridgemusa
    @Fridgemusa Před 6 lety +84

    Ant is so right about people changing after kids :(

    • @tacsman
      @tacsman Před rokem +6

      Tsss yea I had kids now I'm changing diapers.

    • @mightymoeish
      @mightymoeish Před rokem +3

      Would you prefer they not change and continue be immature and selfish? L take

    • @notexactlyrocketscience
      @notexactlyrocketscience Před 9 měsíci

      neural pruning in pregnant women is harsh, you can see their mental horizon shrink to mother-child only @@mightymoeish

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf Před 2 měsíci

      @@mightymoeishthis is the friend who ghosts you after you have a kid because you can’t get black out and act like a dummy on the weekend anymore lol

  • @great567
    @great567 Před 7 lety +32

    "SACRIFICE, YES! Exactly. I don't wanna make sacrifices" ----- Ant

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 Před 3 lety +5

      Hahahahah they way Anthony says Yeeeesss !!
      I say it like that all the time cause of ant
      😆😆

  • @davidbranks9653
    @davidbranks9653 Před 3 lety +14

    Jim Norton keep him home until he's 11 LOL

  • @srijanagrawal255
    @srijanagrawal255 Před 4 lety +42

    There's an Anthony in all of us

    • @DRC-of2ci
      @DRC-of2ci Před 3 lety +1

      We don't need to know about your time in the boy scouts

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang Před rokem

      ​@@DRC-of2ciage consent? More like Age of Content😁

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 2 měsíci +3

      We’re all 13yo girls with no dads?

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 2 měsíci +1

      There’s a little slim shady in ollavus

  • @TowGunner
    @TowGunner Před 6 lety +50

    The name of this video is a falsehood. Anthony doesn't hate children, he dates them.

  • @difficultbastard
    @difficultbastard Před 7 lety +28

    16:06 "the passion on this subject scares me......it scares me" - opie, scared of depth of emotion on a subject.

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 Před 3 lety +3

      That 3 seconds of dead air, nobody talking or acknowledging Opie after he says it scares me for the second time is great. What a hole.

    • @jackjohnson1128
      @jackjohnson1128 Před 2 lety +1

      Well, he DID shortly before that see Ant running around screaming just to describe an annoying child. I'd be a little freaked out to see an alcoholic man do that, too haha

  • @FLIPPERS8
    @FLIPPERS8 Před 7 lety +36

    Gregg "The Hole" Hughes

    • @djstockton1853
      @djstockton1853 Před 3 lety +1

      Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on!
      Leave it alone!

  • @RandosWelcomePodcastChannel

    “I never look post Bean-pod and Dig”
    Lmao. Words of wisdom.

  • @shanebrennan8250
    @shanebrennan8250 Před 6 lety +56

    Totally agree with Anthony. They’re a constant drain on your energy, money, resources etc., and that’s compounded tenfold if you’re unfortunate enough to have a child who has difficulties like a friend of mine had. Ask someone who doesn’t want kids why they don’t and they’ll give you plenty of logical reasons, ask someone who does want kids why they want them and they’ll rarely give a reason beyond “I’ve just always wanted them”. Just because you feel compelled to do something doesn’t mean it’s a smart thing to do or that it makes sense.

    • @Dick.C.Normous
      @Dick.C.Normous Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah childbirth is stupid who needs procreation lets just live on this planet another 70 years and die off....... Your parents really did make a mistake. Just because you don't want to have children doesn't make raising a family stupid. Give me some logical reasons to not have a family besides the shallow financial shit you mentioned or better yet give me a logical reason to not inhale or exhale .. fool

    • @tmac14wr
      @tmac14wr Před 4 lety +4

      @dimebag Darrell this guy knows what's up. Who would want a family when you've got a sweet studio apartment and a great connect on prescription pills?

    • @charliemurray2383
      @charliemurray2383 Před 4 lety

      your just not mature enough to want or have kids

    • @shanebrennan8250
      @shanebrennan8250 Před 4 lety +3

      Charlie Murray At least I’m not an adult who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re.

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 Před 2 lety +4

      It’s kind of a biological urge dude it doesn’t follow rationality. But it does make sense why people want kids.

  • @russsnyder2026
    @russsnyder2026 Před rokem +22

    I love how he drives around 100mph drunk but babies diapers are an annoyance on society

  • @blackkimberly295
    @blackkimberly295 Před rokem +6

    I love it when my friends and family constantly complain about how annoying, stupid and unimpressive their children are, then ask me when Im having any.

    • @earthsucks9555
      @earthsucks9555 Před rokem +1

      You nailed it Kim
      Absurdity

    • @rippindrummer666
      @rippindrummer666 Před měsícem

      All my brother does is bitch about his kids(I don’t blame him cause my 8 year old nephew is a douchenozzle)…but then he asks why I’m not having any. I think people with kids are just jealous of people who don’t, and want them to have babies so they can be miserable too like they are too.

  • @stevenw2028
    @stevenw2028 Před 5 lety +11

    Kids stink. Parents stink. Also, I can barely take care of myself and not giving a kid my bad decisions. So glad I'm a pull-out guy.

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp Před 2 lety +12

    The worst is when parents drag their babies to a sushi place, that’s just being a bad parent your baby does not care about sushi, once you have kids you’ve given up any right to still enjoy adult things. Selfish parents. You’re just delegated to a life of white spot, Denny’s, red Robin, Chuck E. Cheese, kid places. Don’t bring your babies to adult places grown people are trying to enjoy their meals

  • @BG-gr6vc
    @BG-gr6vc Před 2 lety +4

    "I never look post bean pod and dig" hilarious line lol

  • @jonathanryan2915
    @jonathanryan2915 Před 5 lety +8

    7:19 I died when Adam said "my girlfriends talking about having a kid and I black out"

  • @chenzointhamix
    @chenzointhamix Před 6 lety +9

    "It's the Italian law, we gotta call him Anthony."

  • @NickyDiamond44
    @NickyDiamond44 Před rokem +6

    I’m 38/single and whenever any of my friends have kids I know our friendship is essentially over in a practical sense. It just doesn’t work because you’re living in completely different worlds and it’s hard to relate to one another. That and the fact that married people don’t have time to hangout anymore which is completely understandable. I can definitely relate to Anthony here. I’ve also noticed how in 99 percent of modern day marriages the wife calls all the shots so in turn most guys turn into a complete shell of their former selves. It’s unfortunate but what the christ. That’s life.

  • @gabeplg
    @gabeplg Před 7 lety +27

    Loves teenagers tho.

    • @amalekgoyim713
      @amalekgoyim713 Před 7 lety +1

      Harry S. Plinkett only 17 and up 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 Před 7 lety +1

      Didn't he say he liked 9 and up? TBF at least they don't have PMS at that age.

    • @jungshin87
      @jungshin87 Před 2 lety

      seriously wtf ant LOVES children

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang Před rokem

      ​@@alliedatheistalliance6776he said 13 if there were no legal repercussions. #AgeOfContent

    • @dimebagvinnie644
      @dimebagvinnie644 Před měsícem

      you do too

  • @celesteaurigue5546
    @celesteaurigue5546 Před 3 lety +11

    The epitome of r/childfree

  • @jamestownsassacre9211
    @jamestownsassacre9211 Před rokem +2

    Ant having to go through life with an afro is just like when Robson from Oz was given a brother's gums 😂

  • @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347

    The best. 👊 old school Ant. Thanks for sharing.

  • @victabeer3960
    @victabeer3960 Před 4 lety +10

    I'm with Anthony . He is wise .

  • @sestey
    @sestey Před 3 lety +4

    Opie trying to end an amazing bit yet again

  • @superman5752
    @superman5752 Před 11 měsíci +2

    What is this picture? Ant on his wedding day?

  • @buddygreen7053
    @buddygreen7053 Před 5 lety +2

    I agree Anthony is the last person to raise another human being!

  • @mili-oh4481
    @mili-oh4481 Před 3 lety +2

    Old frankenberry face lol. Fucking ghoul of a face has brought me many laughs lol

  • @joel642
    @joel642 Před rokem +2

    I was watching demolition Man the other night and Sandra Bullock mentioned how people in the future had to get a license and approval before they could have children, how wonderful would that be, have a good child isn't in accomplishment it means you know how to have sex without protection, in about 80% of the people who are having kids have too many and are terrible parents who shouldn't have been allowed to have children in the first place. But what I don't understand if someone could explain to me, why does everyone get so defensive the minute they have a kid now they can't see past the rose colored glasses, like they don't remember what it's like idiots bringing their babies into movies or on Long flights or how they have zero ambition in life anymore because everything is about your child, why can't they be honest with themselves, it it sucks and they turn into inconsiderate pricks

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD Před 5 měsíci +1

    Thanks to the physical/psychological/emotional abuse from my mother, & the nonexistent male guidance & social absence of my father; I learned that bringing children into this world can be an extremely selfish thing if you aren’t up to it.
    The two people who gave me life have embedded my strong stance on anti-natalism.

  • @jeffsmith50001
    @jeffsmith50001 Před 7 lety +4

    Every mothers nightmare, but I think hes a fucking hilarious good guy.

  • @mrniceguy7168
    @mrniceguy7168 Před rokem +1

    Anthony loves kids, actually.

  • @NimrodTheMaidenless
    @NimrodTheMaidenless Před 2 lety +4

    Is nothing like virgin talking about sex, it's parents that have to adapt or force themselves to love their children or else they would leave them and be free, and opie it's trying so hard to make ant sound irrational bc it would break his worldview if he ever thinks of that perpective, same like religious people when they start listening to logical argument against their religion and they close up inmediatly

  • @wishesnetwork
    @wishesnetwork Před 6 lety +5

    11:02 - The best part!

  • @robertdimeglio7155
    @robertdimeglio7155 Před 6 lety +1

    The ENDLESS photos to BARF over!! UUUUGGGGHHH!

  • @BabalouJoh7333hh
    @BabalouJoh7333hh Před 9 hodinami

    Anyone who have child, sit down and talk to their 2 year old as they have first thought, fear or feeling, you fall in love and it make all the BS worth it, though that part is hard ha.

  • @natashanarushev3450
    @natashanarushev3450 Před 4 lety +14

    Growing up my mother was my birth control. Meaning she would always tell me " don't have kids they will ruin your life, instead enjoy your freedom." Wish I'd listen to her.

    • @odog3254
      @odog3254 Před 2 lety +3

      The worst part isn't the kids, it's usually the baby momma 😭

    • @natashanarushev3450
      @natashanarushev3450 Před 2 lety +2

      @@odog3254 NO! My X "The UltiMata Piece of 💩 🤣.

    • @odog3254
      @odog3254 Před rokem

      @@natashanarushev3450 always someone else's fault

  • @drewwalters4189
    @drewwalters4189 Před 2 lety +1

    "Bury it" fuckin ant rules

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před rokem +2

    I have VERY sensitive hearing and sense of smell....having a kid sounds like hell. I grew up with a younger brother (10 years apart) so I know what its like being around an infant. It sucks ass! Having kids doesnt fit my personality and I know Id have issues with any in-laws bc I saw how my grandparents treated my family and they were basically like Ant's ex mother in law. And no I wont applaud people that want kids bc its something you want to do! For me, Im a musician and songwriter. Not a lot of people can successfully produce music that could potentially be a hit in the music industry. My offspring is my art.

  • @fattonyTV_
    @fattonyTV_ Před 2 lety +1

    I like kids, but yeah I don't want any of my own either. I am absolutely NOT capable to take care of a child.

  • @tommytwomommy
    @tommytwomommy Před 6 lety +1

    Betty Boop

  • @ChickenSaladRimjob
    @ChickenSaladRimjob Před 2 měsíci +1

    Every fucking time man, Opie has to interrupt and go to useless callers.

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf Před 2 měsíci

      That was his way of trying to get laughs. Sometimes it worked and he would just read something funny someone said on Paltalk or whatever. He couldn’t come up with anything himself so he relied on the callers for the jokes lol

  • @LIQUIDSNAKEz28
    @LIQUIDSNAKEz28 Před 5 lety +12

    Ant is a true MGTOW

  • @djstockton1853
    @djstockton1853 Před 2 lety +1

    Who’s the guy that mimics the baby and says “Play with the ball Jimmy!”? He sounds funny.

  • @Summerdontknowme
    @Summerdontknowme Před 2 lety +1

    Does anyone have the video of Anthony’s impersonation of the kid?

  • @jerandecce2473
    @jerandecce2473 Před 2 měsíci

    11:00 Anthony's bit

  • @realamputeephil9471
    @realamputeephil9471 Před rokem +1

    I am the father of 4. 2 boys and 2 girls. And Antney is correct.

  • @caitybug8424
    @caitybug8424 Před měsícem

    The way Opie just passive aggressively suggests Anthony is having a mental breakdown and wasn't loved as a child because someone doesn't want/like kids is so annoying. If I had to listen to that every time I carried a show at work I'd hate him too

  • @nietherniether7508
    @nietherniether7508 Před rokem +1

    There is a reason why tigers eat their young

    • @Thrashman-ye4cf
      @Thrashman-ye4cf Před 2 měsíci

      A lot of animals eat their young, and most of the time it’s cause they know they won’t last in the wild based on whatever’s wrong with them. Nature don’t give a fuck.

  • @itsabeautifulanimism3704
    @itsabeautifulanimism3704 Před 2 měsíci

    Opie trying to assume Ant’s childhood has something to do with this decision to not have kids when there are people out there that genuinely don’t want to be parents. I don’t, and I’m a woman! It’s just not meant for some people! That’s okay! Doesn’t have to do with childhood trauma. I just like my damn sleep and going out with friends without paying a babysitter out the ass!

  • @ianipoo
    @ianipoo Před 7 lety +12

    Anthony is a middle aged child.

    • @IntoTheVoid96
      @IntoTheVoid96 Před 7 lety +1

      Ian Middle aged?

    • @ianipoo
      @ianipoo Před 7 lety

      Dutch Courage yes, late 40s, early 50s

    • @heyitsvos
      @heyitsvos Před 7 lety +1

      fifty flirth

    • @antpat
      @antpat Před 6 lety +15

      And you're easily pressured by society.

    • @onionhat745
      @onionhat745 Před 6 lety +1

      His wife messed up his brain.

  • @Paul-dw2cl
    @Paul-dw2cl Před 2 lety +3

    Brother Joe calls ALWAYS suck

  • @Kreactsss
    @Kreactsss Před 5 měsíci

    Lol

  • @sergez6172
    @sergez6172 Před 3 lety

    Tfw when you weren't ready to have a child the first time nor was then girlfriend of 3 months, both young and very aggressive after child that relationship flatlined, we were both young enough that our parents could on occasion allow us to go out and have something of a social life that ends badly on the 2 year mark,then six years later with the perfect girlfriend who I had just proposed,she falls pregnant just as we are getting ready to start a new life abroad, I thought we weren't ready when I found out and didn't worry as she said she wasn't the motherly type until she became pregnant, end of the day I have 2 lovely children and zero partners because she could barely wait six months after having our child to hitch up with someone else, because the life I offered wasn't what she wanted for her and her daughter even do it was fine when it was just my son from the other relationship living that life oh they change alright make sure you you don't get to attached if your young and having kids cos the she's going to duck straight off once the child is out because nobody else will look after her when she's pregnant and woman of the millennial persuasion are notorious for this more then any other age group of having children out of wedlock with one guy and subjecting the child to various other men confusing them altogether me being a male was very concerned about introducing my first child to anybody I was seeing, because I didn't want to let the kid down if it went sour and they had attachment which was the case and when the half sibling thing comes into play and you indoctrinate them into oh this is your sibling even do you have two different moms and this and that but when she left it wasn't just me she left I feel it for my first child he can barely look at my ex and his half sibling because for 2-3 years she was always there for him and a second mother despite my concerns, now he sees both of them for a half hour a week and is too shy and confused to care... Don't blame him take that as a cautionary tale, the pill had failed in both cases btw I used to believe that, more then likely it was they who failed to take the pill, so men of the ages of 22-34 beware because ive seen it and heard of my case repeated over and over again in so many couples

  • @bulldawg7232
    @bulldawg7232 Před 2 měsíci

    Did Jimmy wear a diaper till 11??

  • @976charlie9
    @976charlie9 Před 3 lety

    Kinda cute great body.

  • @skottlee8959
    @skottlee8959 Před 4 měsíci

    Literally just bullying opie like cowards

  • @whenthehammerwastthomas1585

    Norton and Cumia are so selfish and childish that it gives you the ol douchchills. They never made it to manhood. By the way I'm 40 and have no children and most likely never will. These guys are embarrassing though. At least they are good at radio.

    • @bigbadwolf548
      @bigbadwolf548 Před 4 lety +10

      Speak for yourself making yourself look stupid on CZcams. Your more of a hole than Opie is.

  • @TheBabes989
    @TheBabes989 Před rokem +1

    Hates Children but goddam,he loves them 12 to 15 year old school girls.