Anthony Cumia Recounts His Wedding Day

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  • @jnate3451
    @jnate3451 Před 7 lety +120

    Anthony is one of the best story tellers of all time.

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO Před 4 lety +3

      A classic, natural orator if their ever was one. And still is. Check him out 1 month ago on artie Lange's halfway house podcast.

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 Před 3 lety +7

      @@BOOSETO I wish he could have hosted a show with Patrice. Goddamn Patrice, why did you have to go?

    • @Mydemonsayshello
      @Mydemonsayshello Před 3 lety +4

      Way better then the WOOOOHHAAWOOOHAWOOOHA

    • @jnate3451
      @jnate3451 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Mydemonsayshello Ah hoo hoo Robin, he's rippin' me off. God Bless Anthony

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@hardpack187 1. Patrice was terrible. Very rarely funny, and that totally unwarranted arrogance... and the childish misogyny. Just unbearable.
      2. If it was up to Anthony, Patrice would have never been on O&A. He was/is a raging racist. I am sure he hated/resented Patrice. Ant was different when Patrice was on.

  • @pandavelli8176
    @pandavelli8176 Před rokem +15

    Opie was fantastic here playing the straight man for Ant’s story. He really enhanced the whole story with the soundboard and little interruptions to contribute. Real W for the Opester. Shows him at his best.

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 Před měsícem

      All time performance. Had he done this all the time, they'd probably still be doing it.

  • @jetydosa1
    @jetydosa1 Před 2 lety +34

    Anthony is swimming upstream this entire clip. Opie is doing everything in his power to suck the funny out of this. It’s really quite remarkable

  • @BBonez24
    @BBonez24 Před 3 lety +23

    I think this actually might be Opie at his most autistic

  • @misstrKevin
    @misstrKevin Před 5 lety +62

    Keep pressing buttons opie while everyone including the callers carries you.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba Před 3 lety +2

      My exact thoughts. Callers only like him because he picks up the phone.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba Před 3 lety +2

      @dimebag Darrell its because "I been doing it since I was 18".

    • @LaChartre
      @LaChartre Před 4 měsíci

      good one!

  • @tommytwomommy
    @tommytwomommy Před 6 lety +28

    Opie is that try hard class clown that everyone knew in high school

  • @chaosisfun7789
    @chaosisfun7789 Před 7 lety +146

    I can't stand how Opie keeps interrupting Anthony's hilarious story to make us sit through his awful "contributions" to the show.

    • @justinroark88
      @justinroark88 Před 2 lety +11

      Leave it alone

    • @ARKITECHDNB
      @ARKITECHDNB Před 2 lety +4

      It's cause he knew his wife well

    • @sb4787
      @sb4787 Před 11 měsíci +1

      You have to do 20 years of radio to criticize the opster lol

    • @FeechLaMannas
      @FeechLaMannas Před 7 měsíci

      BOOOOOO!! This sucks! BE MORE FUNNY! This is goin greeeat. Sooowwww isn’t this grrrreat?! Goddamn rich CUNT! Oh dear lord! Maaaaaa plueeeze I’m tryin to do this noowww! Good evening…no! My health doesn’t allow it. FOOOD alright?

    • @VeritasSineTimore
      @VeritasSineTimore Před 5 měsíci +3

      Opie.....oh yeah he STINKS!

  • @GhastlyCretin
    @GhastlyCretin Před 5 lety +66

    People who forget why they want to bludgeon Opie to an unrecognisable pulp need to listen to this again.

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Why?

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@TL2354because he's annoying af. Why else??

    • @ericstaib8035
      @ericstaib8035 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Leave it alone.

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate Před 7 lety +34

    who besides anthony could make this miserable story so damn funny. brilliant guy

  • @HannibalSpliff
    @HannibalSpliff Před 3 lety +7

    Fn a opies first day with the soundboard fuck!!!

  • @BigRockyD
    @BigRockyD Před 4 lety +13

    Evolutionary photos of Anthony at different times in his life is like the dude morphs into different forms. Lol

  • @Theseus9-cl7ol
    @Theseus9-cl7ol Před 7 lety +8

    Thanks for uploading these Cumia talks....hilarious.

  • @diegoyotta
    @diegoyotta Před rokem +7

    This is literally an inspirational story:
    working class man makes it out of poverty and a living hell to become rich and successful

    • @waddlechoc8289
      @waddlechoc8289 Před 8 měsíci

      *working class man becomes irrelevant rich racist pedophile

  • @Contemplativeman101
    @Contemplativeman101 Před 5 lety +20

    You know what would be genuinely funny Opie? Putting your feet up and reading a book in silence. Saying and doing nothing. Then A: someone will be funny when they notice you or B: no one notices and the show is better for it anyway

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 Před 11 měsíci

      Basing that on your experience running a radio show?

    • @matthewbarry1746
      @matthewbarry1746 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@TL2354Are you really dumb enough to think you have to be a chef to know if a steak is overcooked? Opie was terrible at his job.

  • @tolstoy143
    @tolstoy143 Před 7 lety +21

    Man I wish Opie actually had fled the studio. He is so unfuckingbearable and the sound bites make no sense given Ant's story.

  • @Lordofthegeeks108
    @Lordofthegeeks108 Před 3 lety +8

    Club soda Kenny's unsettlingly wide head looming in the background like a recently divorced Easter Island statue is mesmerising.

    • @lyzzlyzzy1023
      @lyzzlyzzy1023 Před 2 lety +1

      Didn’t see him til I read this, now it’s all I see

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Před rokem

      Everywhere he goes, he looms. Remember Lerch?!

    • @FeechLaMannas
      @FeechLaMannas Před 7 měsíci

      Ole Doberman Pincher head.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth Před 7 lety +34

    Trashy east coast wedding? Reception at a bar? Obsession with guns?
    Anthony's pre-radio life was The Deer Hunter, minus Vietnam.
    edit: his marriage really did run the gambit of De Niro movies. It started off like The Deer Hunter, progressed like Raging Bull, and finally ended like Casino.

    • @gordo965
      @gordo965 Před 8 měsíci +1

      And now it's like Taxi Driver! Hoo hoo

  • @wkeon
    @wkeon Před 7 lety +34

    too much sound effects opie

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 Před 6 lety

      Ant also had a 360. DOPE!

    • @thomasdougherty8696
      @thomasdougherty8696 Před 5 lety +2

      I disagree. I think it was the perfect amount of interruptions.

    • @ajww1329
      @ajww1329 Před 5 lety

      One of the south park ones was funny but 99% of them were horrid

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Před 7 lety +19

    and the torpid sloth strikes again

  • @castizodonkeykong282
    @castizodonkeykong282 Před rokem +4

    Ant should have let Ope leave holy fuck

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před rokem +2

    How bout a Fresca? ... never miss a Caddyshack reference!

  • @DKCG0113
    @DKCG0113 Před 2 lety +3

    God damn. That train track analogy is dead on.

  • @zach9081
    @zach9081 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I need this edited to remove Opie. He owes his career to Anthony.

  • @rapman5791
    @rapman5791 Před rokem +1

    Ant is absolutely correct, the reason there is no filming the birthing process is due to possible recrimination from malpractice issues.
    Doctors and nurses have messed up and it was all caught on tape and the hospital’s legal team didn’t have a leg to stand on in court.

  • @maxbarnes3967
    @maxbarnes3967 Před rokem +5

    Opie is unlistenable

  • @mattkinsman272
    @mattkinsman272 Před 4 lety +7

    HOLY SHIT. Opies sound clips literally ruin this show for me. So cringe and annoying.

    • @rapman5791
      @rapman5791 Před rokem

      Opie trying hard to do his best Fred Norris impression.

  • @bretthatesgirlsify
    @bretthatesgirlsify Před 5 lety +14

    The cartman was too cringe. Couldn’t finish.

    • @mattkinsman272
      @mattkinsman272 Před 4 lety +1

      Brett Downey the sound clips literally ruin the show. Opie is a dumbass

  • @boostgoober7262
    @boostgoober7262 Před 2 lety +2

    Anthony's face always looks like it's imploding

  • @bdof1
    @bdof1 Před 7 lety +40

    These old soundboard clips they used were fucking awful and their use of them was really bad. Great story though

    • @mikefingers8909
      @mikefingers8909 Před 7 lety +5

      yeah they really don't hold up.

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 Před 6 lety +1

      they in enhance the story.

    • @carloseskimo
      @carloseskimo Před 6 lety +8

      Most likely when the soundboard clips are awful, opie played them. Absolutely zero comedic timing

    • @tylerparker1333
      @tylerparker1333 Před 2 lety +2

      @@DHodges187 this you, Opie?

    • @rapman5791
      @rapman5791 Před rokem +1

      Opie trying his best at a Fred Norris impression.

  • @duffman2112
    @duffman2112 Před 4 měsíci

    Fuck the Private Parts movie, i want the movie about Anthony's life starting with the puppet and spaghetti.

  • @fattonyTV_
    @fattonyTV_ Před 2 lety +4

    Enough about the sound effects!

  • @danielleiapalucci1693
    @danielleiapalucci1693 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Opie’s sound clips throughout the story are infuriating.

  • @TairyHesticles
    @TairyHesticles Před 2 měsíci

    My soon-to-be ex-wife got tanked 5 minutes into our reception, passed out on a chair, and I had to carry her up a marble staircase with a friend into the bridal suite, where she immediately threw up wine all over her dress and spent the night passed out. When we got to the hotel, I remember staring at the ceiling like Ant, wondering what I had gotten myself into.

  • @AZ-kr6ff
    @AZ-kr6ff Před 4 lety +1

    Anthony looks like Chuck in this picture.

  • @dpm2515
    @dpm2515 Před měsícem

    I hate how Opie always talks about being uncomfortable with Aunt talks about his marriage and stuff. He's a great storyteller what makes him so uncomfortable when he vents. It's probably the relatability / empathy contrasting with Opie's sociopathic tendencies

  • @sdot5389
    @sdot5389 Před 6 měsíci

    Never forget….Ant’s wife was first his brother’s side piece. He literally scooped up his cast off.

  • @bstewnyc
    @bstewnyc Před 10 měsíci

    Opie: it's illegal now
    Anthony: why?
    Opie: legal reasons

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming Před 10 měsíci +1

    This desperately needs a Nopie. Opie constantly derailing and interrupting ant's stories was infuriating

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle Před rokem +1

    Strange that many of the clips with Ant muthafukin’ his ex mother-in-law start out with Disturbed playing. It’s like Ant’s Pelican Brief activator to start the Judy stories

  • @user-zx7si8nb7c
    @user-zx7si8nb7c Před 5 lety +5

    There's a parallel universe out there, somewhere, that has the Opie & Anthony Show, just without Opie. That's a universe I want to be a part of. He really messed up this segment.

  • @Whiterhabber
    @Whiterhabber Před 3 lety +1

    E n o u g h w i t h t h e D i s t u r b e d

  • @mistersonnen848
    @mistersonnen848 Před měsícem

    Opies sound board was the funniest thing about O&A. It's thr only reason the show was popular. Plus pushing on callers randomly

  • @scubasteve7439
    @scubasteve7439 Před 4 lety +1

    What year is this from? Is this WNEW or xm?

    • @jscordoba3
      @jscordoba3 Před rokem +1

      I believe it's tail end of WNEW

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Před rokem

      This episode is from July 28, 1990, on the Bob & Tom Show.

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar Před rokem +4

    i hate opie man

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers Před rokem

    Opie scored ONE soundboard drop about Anthony’s first dance
    “It’s bringing me right back, guys. Thanks.”

  • @richvos8000
    @richvos8000 Před 7 lety +11

    how could you find this not funny honestly

  • @tbagwell
    @tbagwell Před rokem +4

    Opie is beyond annoying

  • @ouncy
    @ouncy Před 7 lety +7

    Ant looked older 15 years ago.

    • @doomstadt2371
      @doomstadt2371 Před 7 lety +3

      Haha he still looks old as shit, except now hes also bloated with awful hair.

    • @dennisarchibeque1435
      @dennisarchibeque1435 Před 6 lety +2

      Opie is "fucking horrible" in this bit! Lol. Smarmy,uppitty,lame white guy contributions always sucked going back to game show hosts,Craig kilbourn and Dennis Miller

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO Před 3 lety

      Face-lift my guy.

    • @rapman5791
      @rapman5791 Před rokem

      It’s amazing what stress does to a man.
      He is so much more at peace now and it shows .

  • @BRAND0N...
    @BRAND0N... Před 5 lety +1

    The fucking movie audio is so damn annoying and jocktober worthy

  • @mattmac1271
    @mattmac1271 Před 3 lety +4

    Cumia is one of the last real men in America

  • @aveng7fld
    @aveng7fld Před 4 měsíci

    Opie is great in this 😂

  • @michaelmccartney8506
    @michaelmccartney8506 Před 4 lety +5

    Opie isn’t very funny

  • @ammagnolia
    @ammagnolia Před 11 měsíci

    5:30
    Opie goes super cringe nova

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537 Před 3 lety +2

    Poor Opie is literally humorless it’s like a disease he just doesn’t know funny.

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Před 3 lety +1

    Glad none of his friends told him because we need this great radio. Oh sure he lost a shitload of money but small price to pay for this comic gold. Listening to this makes me feel that I got off very easy compared to this train wreck,

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 Před 6 měsíci +2

    God opie is so bad. His stupid ass cartman audio and just ruining the show. God he’s lucky he had Ant.

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP Před měsícem +1

      I bet you are one of those guys who say, "we really need Patrice right now." What a dork

    • @ChefBurns1
      @ChefBurns1 Před měsícem +1

      @@GorbyP just spouting random shit? Didn’t know opie was so important to you.

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP Před měsícem

      @ChefBurns1 random shit?? You know I am 100 percent correct, you have for sure said that, don't lie, you are one of many.

    • @ChefBurns1
      @ChefBurns1 Před měsícem +1

      @@GorbyP😂 you’re weird bro. Idk why you think I said that, and so convinced I HAVE said that. Shits hilarious

  • @user-qz7dp7ie9e
    @user-qz7dp7ie9e Před 11 měsíci

    29:30 When op played that rocking road McDonald’s song i couldn’t control myself 😂….. what a rusty handbrake, ants telling a great story, everybody is all ears and here comes opie, hold on hold on let me press a button. How many times did this guy just stop the momentum on this one, holy shit.