7 Times Violence Wasn't The Answer: Commenter Edition
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- Violence never truly solves anything, except in videogames, where it solves everything. Except! For the handful of special occasions that call for non-violent lateral thinking. Hot on the heels of our last video in this topic, here are your suggestions for sneaky ways to resolve a conflict. Subscribe for a video like this one every Thursday!
Take the Witcher 3's Blood and Wine expansion, for example, in which one quest has you track a gruesome creature known as a spotted wight to its lair, where it has been tormenting locals and also, apparently, hoarding spoons?
You can either leap from the shadows and attack the wight in their own home which, rude, OR choose to sit down and enjoy a meal with them like a civilised Witcher.
Avoid using spoons as you eat, and you lift the curse on your dinner companion, who is magicked back into human form with nary a bloody and impolite swordfight over the dining table. If only all Witching was this easy, eh Geralt?
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"Did anybody tell you it's rude to text at the table?"
Did anybody tell *you* it's rude to stab someone in the back at the table?
Did you hear what happened to the last guy who told Pagan Min he was being rude? :D
@@marhawkman303 If anyone could get away with telling Pagan Min that, it'd be Ajay Ghale.
?
There something wrong with that?
Well, they did text at the table first, so I guess it's only fair if he stabbed him.
If I prepare a delicious and super expensive meal with a gorgeous view, and you start texting instead, you're going to have at least one fork in your back.
"Claudia swallows the fetus to give birth to it herself."
That's a sentence I didn't think I'd hear today.
That's a sentence I didn't think I'd hear ever.
Yeah... I thought someone would at least wait until Tuesday to say something like that
Yeah... cuz that's how biology works
So did you think you'd hear it tomorrow or perhaps next week?
Silent Hill 3 was a weird game
That spotted wight quest has parts which imply that the person who placed the curse was Master Mirror from the Hearts of Stone expansion.
Which means that, if you're keeping score at home, it's currently Geralt 2, Gaunter 0.
They should do 7 times mercy was the right answer, followed by 7 times mercy was the wrong answer.
I mean u could put all of the undertale bosses on both sides of that list XD
"Now pick up your oyster fork. No Jane, that's a salad fork". Clearly Jane was more merciful back then, otherwise that would have ended with "Please don't stab us with the fish fork, Jane."
Just make sure nobody ever teaches Jane about the different types of knifes. That knowledge will be used against us.
She just couldn’t find the fish fork
I thought she said Rooster fork and I was so confused, I think I need a hearing aid...
Back then? Now I'm not sure how long of a time gab there is between recording and uploading, but somehow I don't think she has changed much in that time.
Beth Bloomer You'd be in no danger.
I mean, sure, you'd still get your hand pinned to the table with a fork, of course, but not with the _fish_ fork.
"The time you didn't murder Priscilla"
Yea, *Luke!*
But her dagger is so good tho
Luke did specifically say he regretted it....
Give Luke a break. He thought he'd get more Adam by killing her.
@@senhowler heh Dark Souls, not Bioshock. If he got ADAM from Priscilla he is doing something strange.
@Darkamora GJ! You ALMOST got the joke right! ;)))
9:50 Priscilla: "If thou seeketh I, thine desires shall be requited not."
Translation: "I am not your f**king waifu"
Yeah I heard that
Why God!!!? WHYYYYYY!!!!?
Oh come on why not.
A beautiful, fluffy, cute, soft spoken woman, but she does not wish to be your waifu... The only time I've ever wanted one and I'm rejected the second she sees me.
See, this is why we kill her to forcibly take her with us... Her soul... Or whatever's left of her
"They're all forks!" "They're all spoons!" Thank you, Jane. I'm glad someone said it.
I'd just eat with the one I damn well please and if anyone said anything, the spoon would be in thier throats. I would then yell "I FOUND THE THROAT SPOON!!! AM I FANCY ENOUGH YET YOU TWATS?!!!!
That’s why you carry a spork
Violence is the last refuge of a limited mind, or the first refuge of unlimited ammo.
or the last refuge of the mind of someone who'll be murdered if they don't do some murdering of their own
@@mothman4102 You're wrong. It's actually the last refuge of the mind of someone who thinks they'll be murdered if they don't do some murdering of their own. Sadly, most people let their fear drive them and often presume a threat where none is meant. So, then, a limited mind.
@@roguishpaladin how bout i get violent on you, nerd
The truth lies somewhere in between
"If thous seekest I, thine desires shall be requited not." - the story of my life
She rejects you but it's so eloquent you can't be upset. That's why Priscilla is best girl
I want a video thats just 20 minutes of Andy sitting there playing the banjo.
Yea can we talk about this again please?
Please yess!
He was surprisingly good in the clip, sorta reminded me of the Left for Dead 2 tune
I agree, he's got that...Steve Martin-esque charm. Well done on the Banjo Steve - continue.
There's also the part in "Dragon Age: Trespasser", where you can kill the dragon that the Qunari have been torturing into submission, to defend yourself from its attack. Instead you can free the dragon and let it kill the Qunari, as it runs to freedom.
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but how often does it let you avoid fights to the death? Dinner MVP.
Timothy McLean this comment was made by dinner gang
Imagine not being able to sleep because you ate too much
This meme was made by the breakfast gang
Breakfast *is* a fight to the death. For coffee, mostly.
I say the meal that includes pizza is the most important meal of the day. Does society allow you to have pizza for breakfast? No, and that is why breakfast is not the most important meal of the day.
@@ZuperNEZ Actualy, we advised our custommers to eat the left overs cold for breakfast in the days I delivered pizza's.
I demand to see Andy playing the banjo at the Red Dead 2 stream.
It should be the intro and outro
UnitedWeStandDividedWeFall yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
British folk playing banjo hurts my head...
Chris Cooper, random man of music why?
Oh because it's a quintessentially American instrument
Of all Andy's talents, banjo-picking was not one I'd suspected he had. Bravo!
I got this Far Cry 4 ending the first time I played. Whenever I game tells me to wait, I actually wait for about a half hour to see if anything actually happens if you do. I was pleasantly surprised and when I played through the game after I was attached to Pagan
Tim Curry might as well work at Outsidexbox at this point
What about Nolan North?
Tim is the true owner of the studio
Smashing😉
pob he has a stroke and is wheelchair bound
orc at war 98 I heard that too - poor guy. It was a few years ago, but what a loss to acting that was.
I went to the Jane Douglas institute of destructive tendencies and we have concluded that violence is always the answer. Cant argue with science!
I didn't get in to Jane's institute, so I took Mike's destruction engineering classes instead, if you ever need a building leveled, I can drive a racing car rigged with explosives into it for you. In a totally non violent way.
@@maxvel0city906 ...I'll email you
If we had a “Vampire: The Masquerade, Bloodlines” reference, I would have gotten bingo.
"Contains spoilers for Dark Souls."
*Press X to doubt*
I doubted, but low and behold.. I was surprised.. Probably because I haven't been able to get a copy to play..
Of course Andy has a banjo... You need to record something with said banjo and Luke with his ukulele
The Oxbox Jamberi is coming!
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet Just remembered I still have my Violin. Anyway I can audition for this?
Yes, but as you are not of Oxbox, you must wear a bear suit whenever you are performing.
Don't you mean "Lukeulele"?
@@michiev Yes and I've been hanging my head in shame since you posted this and I realized the pun I missed
Did I just see Tim Curry in a video that has nothing to do with Tim Curry? I've been officially bamboozled.
Tim Curry is everywhere. Kind of like Robin Williams.
Don't get dis- Curry-ged... heh-heh... I'll just leave now.
tacoman2.147 in space!
Every video has something to do with Tim Curry, somehow... in some way... sometimes it's just very, very subtle.
Better than being Rick Rolled...
In Dark Souls, not only does attacking Priscilla lead to a tough fight, but you literally have more to gain by letting her live. You can farm the zone for humanity as long as she is alive.
New Vegas dlc Honest Hearts you can convince Salt-Upon-Wounds that the Sorrows and the other tribes are not worth his time. Very ironic considering who he is and what he does.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOD, TIM CURRY!!!
space!
mmh SPAACE!!!
SPACE!!!
You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this.
Hail Tim Curry!
In the Name of SPACE!
If Jane thinks crabs are the freakiest spider aliens the ocean has to offer shes clearly never seen a lobster..
Think crabs.. but *longer*
*shudder*
Andy Mcp and even more yummy..
S P I D E R C R A B S
@@Rattrap007 I dislike the taste of crab and lobster equally
More like...scorpions but redder.
Love crab meat, not a fan of lobster.
The Dark Rule:
"do violence unto others, before they do violence unto you"
Loved that Witcher mission. Having a nice sit down and dinner with a wight was actually kinda nice. It's all they really wanted from the beginning, a friend to eat with.
This list is just a subliminal message intended to make Mike less Mike.
What if we chuck him an exploding rubber duck?
To be fair to the people who failed that QTE in Until Dawn, petting a wolf usually results in "Aww, aren't you a cute little ... AAARGH! MY ARM! WHY DID I PET A WOLF!?"
Depends how hungry it is and how you approach.
@@insaincaldo Yup. Also if it's hurting. And if it's alone or in a pack.
Basically the odds of you getting mauled vs you getting a new best friend are largely dependent on a bunch of circumstances and behaviors that tie in with animal instinct.
A lot of people fuck up the real-life QTE and present themselves as either competition or a threat, which prompts the wolf to respond appropriately, which leads to mauling.
Approaching the wolf slowly, with a lowered stance and a closed mouth, while presenting food is a good start. Making sure the wolf already has a pack (Lone wolves are almost always either diseased or desperate, which increases the odds of random attack) and is uninjured (since pain makes animals default to nervous suspicion at best) both go a long way, as well.
@@alanepithet2931 Aand maybe don't do it anyway, unless you have experience and a backup plan.
@@insaincaldo I'd say 'that should be understood' but no, you're right. There are people that just don't think.
Actually I think Until Dawn does a good job of showing you not to hurt animals. The wolf, the deer herd that corners Matt and Emily, the squirrel Chris can shoot...I can't remember if there are more, but I think pretty much all the hurt the animals options end badly for the characters.
What I need is a banjo solo by Andy on Luke's next album, please.
Literally, the whole thief series can be solved non violently, and the postal 2 game can in theory be solved that way too
The OG Thief was great with that, those were my start as a PC gamer. My dad had to tell me controls every 3 seconds but I beat it eventually.
“Crabs look like *angry* red sideways spider aliens" that's new 😂
*Angry red sideways spider aliens
My questions is how the heck does she thing crabs are the creepiest thing put into seafood? You know octopuses, squids, eels, and urchins are also put into seafood right?
Itchy red sideways spider aliens..........if you didn't use the QTE for the cream that is:)
@Milo Keech Stop it! You are giving me major sea food cravings right now!
Has Jane never heard of Blue Crabs? Oh wait those live on the Atlantic seacoast of North America. Maybe tweet her a picture?
A high speech skill or charisma stat would beat the living crap out of violence anyday.
Except for like, any given dictator, serial killer or bureaucrat throughout the entirety of earth's history. Nonviolence is nice where it's applicable, but that ain't all the time. To demonstrate this point, try turning up the charm to make a neo-nazi cokehead see the error of his ways, then report back your findings.
@@ghouliethousandtrouser2905 or Vaas or Joker or my drunk neighbor.
B Heironymosch Except in the real world the answer is to get help from the police i.e. non-violence. You could try to act like a video game character but that tends to end with lawsuits and prison.
@@ghouliethousandtrouser2905 Amen to that. You have shown me the error of my ways. Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's time to turn my charismatic Fallout avatar into an unhinged murderous
psychopath.
To be honest, it's more fun that way :)
And then they attack you anyway. If that’s not a life lesson...
I was mildly disappointed that Mumbo Jumbo wasn't listed on the "Best Spoon" poll .....
:)
"Angry red sideways spider aliens"
Jane is a treaSURE
7 times violence wasn't the a1nswer... with Mike presenting... I don't know, I just can't forget that time he bathed in blood in front of the woodcutter in Hitman (no subtitle)
*times. Mike seems to have a bit of a fixation with gore to the face
Crabs look like they're always trying to get out of an awkward situation. "Oh crap, I owe that guy money," *walks away sideways
You've never seen one wielding a knife, then.
Huh, Dark Souls has a boss called "ceaseless discharge?" Seems like the after effects of some bad Taco Bell.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes there is a dark souls boss that named ceaseless discharge which translates to unending relief of load, ceaseless=unending
Discharge=relief of loaf
Basically the unstoppable nut monster
@@cb-9938 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or any taco bell
I don't usually "Like" a video until I've watched the whole thing, but the fact that Andy learned the first half of that banjo riff for a bit is worth all the Likes!
Andy: “This is a commenter list, so my hands are clean”
But how do we know you didn’t just make an account to comment on the list so we got Monkey Island in another video?
My thoughts exactly
Farcry 4 Dinner table be like; "Should I stay or should I go?"
Ironic
The irony is that in real life, that would have been the ending you get...
There are several instances in the Banner Saga trilogy (a series I would recommend to anybody) where it is worth avoiding a battle. There are also a lot of instances where the best solution is to just go to town...and I'm not talking about the village with the non-hostile NPCs and merchants.
Demon god gets killed by some random girl.
Random girl: PUNY GOD.
Excuse me.
Her name is Heather Mason!
And she's a badass!
Not killing Snowflake the Tiger in Dead Rising 2, not only do you get a nice companion, then you get a guarddog (cat) for Katey.
"Violence is usually the answer."
-Mako Rutledge AKA Roadhog
Hostile Dodo aww you beat me to it lol
One of my favourite quotes of his. The delivery is just great!
I got it once at least!
You know, given what happens in the other "win" options for Far Cry, letting the place be run by a warlord who is simply looking to hold onto power and keep the other factions from wreaking havoc just might be the optimal available outcome.
I played Kingdoms of Amalur because of Ellen, I'm starting to think I'm going to have to play Monkey Island. Thanks Andy... ...😕 Wait... Has someone checked these videos for subliminal messaging?
I would've played Monkey Island before Amalur. Monkey Island is an acclaimed legend. Amalur...well, not everyone agrees with it being of high quality (though perhaps I'm bitter because of who owned the company and how he tanked the dreams of many people into the ground).
Kingdoms of Amalur is getting a remaster.
I actually did as well, with the luck of finding it at Wal-Mart while with my father (I'm underaged) so I was actually able to get it.
I played Hitman because of Mike. :D
@@jessicalee333 I just started Hitman, but more because of Andy. That said I owe Mike an apology for every time I yelled at him to check the mini map... the number of times I ran into my noticer target on the stairs.
Teacher: No Jane, that's the wrong utensil...
Jane: Oh fork off!
Violence is never the solution...but a good alternative.
I can imagine Jane staring at a table of cutlery; hovering her hand around wandering which spoon to reach for. Pure confusion. I know it well, I went to a royal university.
It’s actually easy most of the time, you work from the outside inwards. Just don’t ask me to name them lol
The violence isn't the answer in, oh, I don't know, THE WHOLE UNDERTALE PLAYTROUGH?
*THERE IS NO SPOON*
_IT'S NEVER LUPUS_
@@biohazard724 _HOUSE REFERENCE_
Based on what Ayan Haider commented this is a petition to get Andy to play the banjo for the intro and outro of the RDR2 live stream.
Or at the very least to play it for a bit during the stream.
Who is with me and Ayan Haider?
The Wight quest was absolutely lovely. Like we know she is cursed. So why kill her if we can lift the curse?
And at the end she will be most grateful living in the Corvo Bianco residence. Absolutely worth not killing her :)
FARCRY 5 SPOILER
The *'bad'* ending for Farcry 5 is the nonviolent one, *without* the nuclear apocalypse.
Crab Rangoon is amazing though....
No just no.
eating some right now
@@noneya5865 yes just yes
@@Infindox allergic just allergic
“Violence is never the answer”
“Then you’re doing it wrong”.
"Then you're not asking the right questions."
"You're not using enough violence then"
If violence isn't your last resort, then you're not resorting to enough violence.
Shoot first, then shoot again, then keep shooting, still keep shooting and when you're done, shoot again just for good measure.
Wait, what do you mean by "ask questions"?
@@Sir_Steven ask questions only if someone is still alive. But only ask them after double tap in the head.
5:25 Dont forget the people that were slaughtered on the bus, plus the soldier that Pagan killed
Andy playing the banjo! Loved hearing him play the Monkey Island theme. Made my day...so far...only to be topped by picking up my RDR2 game tonight! :-D
Andy,sure the commenter was the one who wrote the comment,but tell us who chose the comment for the list hmm?
I’d be willing to get into the religion of Tim Curry.
Space!
When we pray it ends with the IT laugh
Uaha!
I'd be willing to get Tim Curry into me.
I love these guys so much! From Dungeons & Dragons to exclusively Xbox content, they really have endeared me over the past few years that I've been subscribed.
Andy playing the banjo is something that needs to happen more on this channel, in any capacity!
I can under Jane's spoon identification problem, being a hotel management under-graduate myself. She will manage it just fine after a couple of (million) tries.
Ah yes silent hill 3. That time Konami wanted to make a game about teenage pregnancy.
Ibrahim Hassan yep
That's not how pregnancy works... the baby doesn't leave through the mouth.
Fabio Moreira Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
i thought you had to pee inside
@@fabiomoreira1506 Yeah it does. It's just like a mouth. Just without teeth
I don't know why I need more of Andy playing any instruments... Plz don't stop :')
For your Part 3: In Neverwinter Nights -- Hordes of the Underdark, the last mission where you confront the final boss Mephistopheles, you have an option to use his true name to avoid fighting him altogether. I think this was intended as the best 'good' ending.
First. Remember that one sequence in AC black flag where you have to get past assassins without getting seen or shedding any blood?
I hated that level, but it was not to bad once i realized i could knock them out.
Yeah, it was a pain in my arse
Whats funny, if i remember correctly, is that you could then stomp on them to kill them, and the game was fine with it.
Yup, you could. Maybe that should have been on one of their "non lethal takedowns that was definitely lethal videos". I know you kill them after the takedown, but still.
Depends on how much force you use. In Black Flag it was used as confirmation so you didn't abuse the knock-out darts.
i've put hundreds of hours into the witcher 3 and still when I see clips out of context i think i must be watching a Bad Lip Reading.
The creativity of this video is amazing.
“This machine surrounds hate and forces it to surrender” - Pete Seeger on the banjo. a video of non violence with heavy banjo themes I like it
video idea: 7 freakiest levels in non horror games.
Thief had some seriously creepy missions. The forbidden quarter and shellbridges assylum....
Man, I checked every spot of the map again before I opened that creepy door.
Also, the Witcher franchise had some seriously creepy missions, or rather characters, you don't wanna mess with. Witches and above all Gaunther O Dhimm creeped me out.
Mei, Beatmania IIDX 12 Happy Sky, Look at the Another chart!
Republic Commando, younger me had a hard time with the second(?) level where you explore an abandoned Republic ship....
The Ardat Yakshi monastery in Mass Effect 3. Not only does that mission feature the game's only jump scare it introduces the freakiest enemy, the Banshee.
For some reason the Slaughterhouse in Hitman: Contracts got under my skin for years.
Great banjo playing Andy! Never expected that! Keep up the great work, all of you!
who'd have thought that Andy plays such a mean friggin banjo! i definately want to see/hear more of that!
Great channel, quality videos everytime
Yes, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Tim Curry?
Tachanka*
I want to watch more of Andy playing the banjo. Where's that video for me to click on?
Saddest part of Pricilla is the fact that if you don't kill her later she is killed and devoured by one of the lords of cinder in DS3. Well at least that is what I think since the boss used one of the same attacks that Pricilla uses
"Always check the locket!" Man, I'm so glad Jack saw this episode. ;)
Yeah, we all know Andy created a duplicate CZcams account to add that "Commenter's Suggestion" from Monkey Island 3.
:P
Violence was definitely not necessary but maybe a bit needed in the last Hitman episode
Just saying
Not if you're Andy
In just here rewatching some old videos. I was surprised to not see Undertale mentioned in this or the first video on this subject. Could have sworn it was in one of these, as I hadn't watched them since they were posted.
Man, Andy is *always* killin' it with the t-shirts!
Pagan min is literally my favorite character in Farcry 4
FC4 got me back into video games after like a decade of not playing them because a friend of mine was obsessed with Pagan Min, and I just had to get to know him myself! It was a good choice.
5:26 Well other than the bus full of civilians who were shot up by the military. Or the soldier who was stabbed repeatedly by Pagan Min with a fountain pen for ordering said shooting. But yeah, relatively bloodless.
Neat! I didn't know y'all could play the banjo, let alone that you owned one! Nice strummin'!
*gasp* That was a GAMING SPOON, Jane!
Anyway here's Dueling Wonderwalls...
So, about the Tim Curry religion. How do I join and where is the first meeting?
Where? Obiously it's in... SPAACE!
@@nicholascross3557 indeed, where is the first meeting? Is a retorical question to all Tim Curry fans.
I was pleasantly surprised when you left out the ending shortcuts from far cry in the original list, guess i gotta take that back now
Hey guys. My best friend just committed suicide and I don’t think you guys will ever understand how much I appreciate what you guys do. This video alone is a really great distraction for me while I just try to sink it all in. I love you guys thanks a lot for making videos for us:(♥️
I’m not angry that you didn’t save me - just disappointed... furiously disappointed!
Okay, I NEED to know...which one of you owns the banjo and can any of you actually play it?
"Angry Weird Sideways Spider Aliens" that is the weirdest and most true description of a beautiful delicious Crab ever
Love this channel
*When your so early it's still private.
Ditto! :D
I wondered what the private video was. Now I know and knowing is half the battle.
When you're unaware you're spelling you're wrong.
Where's the original Prince of Persia when meeting his mirror image? :(
On the first list.
I'm sorry but the "That's it pistols at dawn!" came out of nowhere and cracked me up.
Holy shit I spat my drink out at the red alert 3 Tim Curry shouting "Space!" Tim Curry is such a gem