GTA San Andreas Best Jokes
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- čas přidán 19. 11. 2022
- In this video, we're going to show you the funniest (and best) jokes in GTA San Andreas. From classic one-liners to hilarious gags, we'll have something for everyone in this hilarious jokes collection.
If you're a fan of GTA San Andreas, then you'll love this collection of the best jokes in the game. From funny easter eggs to hilarious gags, we've got everything you need in this hilarious video. Whether you're a Grand Theft Auto beginner or a seasoned player, this jokes collection video is a must-watch!
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#omrobby - Hry
"I know you are blind, but you gotta see this." Is the best one for me
18:23 btw)
Very clever
Carl, are you pointing again?
18:22
I love the "I love you Maggie" part
"Ryder! Not this again!"
"It aint me, fool!"
That is such a classic funny ass line that is forever immortalized. 😂
"No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"
"Same old CJ, Busta! Straight Busta!"
Oh sh*t run!!!
Cant believe i didnt get these jokes back when i was younger, these are funny asf
me too
Same
True, they are funnier than nowdays jokes
same
The one about the guy always wacking off. never understood that as a kid. At least I understood the Wuzi ones, love Wuzi haha.
I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.
This comment is underrated lmao🤣🤣🤣
One of them has a name. It's Woozies assistant. His name is Guppie
Well, Caligula’s heist was in 1992, much simpler time
@@timononp737 there were serial killers in every block that time you can't say it's simpler just cause you probably think Micheal's heist was better
CJ was just much more successful and talented compared to Michael
3:49 holy f that's the biggest insult in the whole game….
Dark joke
@@omrobby i know right! My heart literally got an attack in the dilemma of whether to laugh or to cry 🥲
He should be angry
Torino is such a savage :D
@@fatihkartal2513 he must be but he couldn't have done anything
"Oh i guess you two *WOULD* know what a hooker looks like"
"You say that like its a bad thing"
"SHUT UP CARL" 🤣
11:02 Where Elon Musk got his X logo from 🤣
true xd
Lol thats the proof this game is ahead of its own time
Xoomer Garage
"Now I know you are blind, man - but you gotta see this." Daaamnnnn 😂😂😂
All GTA Series had its uniqueness. But San Andreas will always be a classic game.
10:54 I love how Cesar genuinely sounds so annoyed when CJ asked him twice
0:45 "it aint me fool" like dude 💀😂
GTA SA is such a timeless, fun and well executed story its crazy how long it was for its time. Fun and timeless
Although it's definitely the hardest
8:47 Ogglock 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭
Thats what i read and pronounce it when i was a kid lol ogglock😂
😂
Man woozie's a funny guy considering the fact that he's triad boss😂😂
I thought the boss was Ran Fa Li
there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643
"Ay what are you still doing here?"
"I live here"
*"OH OK you can stay :)"*
18:20 man that was unexpected
3:50 😭😭😭😭😭He doesn't care about CJ's feelings
19:39 woozie being a champ and a menace
Woozie is such a gem
Every person, not just blind, gotta have self-confidence like Woozie.
"I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off" is the single greatest line in the game
3:48 is hilarious 💀
10:18 this one got me 😂
0:49 every time I play the gta v mission “Chop” I always think Lamar is gonna say “it ain’t me fool” when the balla recognizes him lmao
3:50
Bro toreno was wild 💀
Classic rockstar.
probably my fav character all time from gta 😂
just realized pulaski unknowingly jabbed at hernandez when he told the taxi driver to leave 😂
What a way to finish the video, with the greatest order ever made 😂
Take care of yourself and keep them coming Om !
thank you. you are too kind. sorry for the late respond.
My favorite is still a wise sentence by one of the npc:
"you're like my as*h*le always holding up sh*t"
Good ol Orange 12, the man himself.
LMFAO, and it's from the best NPC in the entire series: Orange 12 or as we like to call him, Tweleve.
15:40 oh man, you cut it at the best part! great vid tho, i love the way you connected some clips
'im blind carl not stupid' the best quote from woozie
“What do I look like I’m made of? Pudding?” 😂
No bro! You Made of bold and bravery mann✌🗿
I'm blind, Carl, not stupid 😅
The oglock radio was too funny 😂
Yess🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this" Bro literally showing him a board 😂
"Everyone has a street infront of their house. That doesn't make you cool" Caught me of guard as a person who barely listens to the radio🤣🤣🤣
3:48 wow thats one hell of a response
"You're so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck"
Orange 21.
Who the fuck said that lmao😂😂
@@princerawat4297Here's another one, "The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs." 😂😂😂
@@princerawat4297 here's another other one: "Do ya shower in doo-doo?"
2:03 too good
Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺
“The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dawgs”
10:46 I love CJ fucking around with Cesar here
"Does the pope shit in the woods" has become part of my vocabulary
6:27 the way he's speaking always gets me 🤣
The janitor joining the actual heist mission was so fucking funny
16:54
he probably got 21 lol
Bro was stuttering when he realised that he lost to CJ 💀
17:14 Brilliant, especially given the early 90s setting for San Andreas.
Dude can’t stop slaying his one eyed trouser snake
I don't get it
i almost die the part "what you do on ballas throw shoes at him😂
Lol me too 2:02
2:50 cj fustrated because everyone he works for is always high af
Cj: "throw shoe's at e'm?"
me In The Game Fr: Cheats B)
6:46 well, I didn't mean date him😂😂😂😂
This game is just something else bro, thanks for making videos like this, appreciate it man ❤️
12:42 no idea why i found this so funny, but i did
10:46
I'm with Cesar on this one, I have no idea what "does the pope shits on the woods" means
Cus i'm Brazilian
é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não
exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"
Triad dude looks like Neo from the matrix. That’s probably why he won racing.
More like Morpheus with those glasses
One thing that makes me wonder, he blind but can race a car & shoot a gangster too 😅
Woozie is like a superhero Daredevil or some sort 😅
Ironic how the guy who calls you busta was the biggest backstabbing busta in the game.
For real
No he wasn't. Big Smoke was.
@@bkkersey93 Yes Ryder was. There is no denying it
Nah I'm with Caesar, I never got the question after 19 years lmaooo Does a pope shit in the woods????😂😂😂😂
the best one is definitely when CJ says "i appreciate your input, but please fuck off"
4:10 Is that real 😮?
This dialogue between OG Loc and Lazlow came from the radio but I made this scene with some mods for visualization purposes.
"Ogloc" 😂😂😂😂 how did I miss that one for so long hahaha
9:15 bruh the ak sounds powerful as fuck reminds me of cs 1.6
bruh, i played this a lot back in the day, but i did'nt notice the jokes man, these are funny af
I love how CJ knew Woozie was blind from so long and still acted like he was normal
6:52 Kill him? I ain't mean date him 😂
“Or Lopez either, you racist f**k that ain’t how moms raised us!”🤣🤣
weird guy on phone: now first we need to see what you're made of. CJ: What do i look i'm i'm made of?!? Pudding?!? Me: *dying of laughter at **9:10*
And when Sweet asks CJ about Maccer. That conversation is funny too.
Some of the best lines are in conversations with Woozie and the triads 😂 but smoke and ryder are real memes… yeah and mike is just a cheeky Guy
"We need to see what you're made of"
CJ: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF? PUDDING?
"What u gon' do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at em?" 💀
3:55😂
This is one of the 100 reasons of SA being the best RPG game ever created
Nah the Wu Zi Mu bits are just insanely funny 😭😭😭
The pope joke with cesar gets me everytime
5:18
i can't even remember Og Loc talking to that guy
it's not on screen, only on radio interview. i created that scene for visual purpose.
Congrats on the 20k subs. U prolly don't remember me but ya. I'm happy for u
Actually I was nearly got 25k but I lost a lot of my subscribers after I deleted all the best jokes videos.
@@omrobby i loved the uncharted one lmao
13:57 first i thought mad dogg was rapping by the subtitles 😂😂
One of the best GTA San Andreas joke for me is in radio "so this is the man og loc" OG loc:"hry my name is OG LOC!"
"Now first we need to see what you're made of.."
"What it look like I'm made of... PUDD'N?"
19:23 lol ok you can stay 😂
Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute.
Blind but we was racing cars last week 💀
Its "the boys"meme founder CJ my boooy😂
The fact its 21 minutes just shows how great the writing is
No gta jokes can match the laughter I get from two big smoke only jokes. The Cluckin' Bell Order and this 'All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!' 😂😂😂😂
"Looking real technical gangsta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" killed me hahahaha😊
12:29 ..lmao
Bro the OG Loc's interviewer is the funniest unimportant character in the game
His name is Lazlo.
6:12. That guy wasn't joking.
“thanks for your input…but please F OFF”😂😂😂
Brings back the memories
I MISSED THESE
2:02
The scene during the mission monster will always be the funniest one to me 😂
3:55 this clip was too personal for cj💀
I always loved this janitor guy for some reason, idk just the fact that dude lived In a closet of a Triad casino and just because of it he joined one of biggest heists in Las Venturas is just amazing, He is also with you in the mission wich is a cool little detail.
Some of these jokes, I didn't get, but I always laugh at them for always swearing 🤣
you forgot the "you picked the wrong house fool" and "All you had to do was follow the god damn train cj" two of the most famous memes for gta sa
“OGLOC??” The way he said it killed me HAHAHAHAHAHA
“Moms always told me not to talk to strangers” Just fell out of the bed 💀
Woozie is gold mine of jokes...
Nah 6:00 was personal also British guy with a white hat is insane😂😂
Didn't get them back then at young age.Understanding now.😅😂
"I thought the motherfucking mic was broke..." XD
I'm a just a little curious, what happened to your old Best Jokes videos
You can read about it on my community tab.
@@omrobby sure thing
I just really got curious because I really love those videos of yours, but goodluck on remaking the Best Jokes series. Much love