4 Minutes of ANNOYING THINGS in GTA SA
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- čas přidán 5. 08. 2022
- "Nah, i gotta set this aside man, got too much on my plate."
(Yeah, oof. I noticed that some (if not most.) clips in this vid looks low-res than the others. I used a 720p monitor for a moment as my main monitor broke mid recording. Sorry for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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The ending credits are the most relatable thing on the list. I always feel so empty when I see them after finishing the game knowing there's no more story left to the game
See you around officer 😐
@@Radex99 fina hit’ the block, see what’s happening…
It’s been said once you finish a Gta game, you start a loneliness simulator
@@jameshubert6103 i mean there are so much activities like parachuting, races, collectibles, but if you won't do it in between missions and leave it to do after finishing the storyline you probably gonna abandon these activities... :/
@@Radex99 yeah there’s that. But without the constant phone calls from other players and the repeating passive lines of the pedestrians npcs and the main character. It kind of feels alone. San Andreas sort of alleviates this issue by having recruiting gang members and positive and negative responses. Gta 4 and 5 alleviates this with the hangout with friends options.
Claude can’t speak, Tommy can’t swim, and CJ can’t climb ladders
And GTA 5 cats don’t have 9 lives
Niko cant pilot a plane and Franklin,Michel and Trevor cant enter food buildings
“Not accurate, CJ shouldn’t be able to swim.” - 👴🏻
@@bootlegscousin ah hell nah🐟
Big Smoke can't shut up
I always thought it was weird how they put a swimming tutorial not only this late in the game, but in a mission that already requires a decently high swimming stat, meaning you'd be used to the swimming by now
If the player is playing missions only, that mission will be their first mandatory encounter with the water.
I thought it made sense but I didn't like how they forced you to grind your lung capacity
@@dbclass4075how can you have a high swimming stst to play that mission to begin with without having swim before
@@icecold1805 You don't. The alternative cutscene will play instead. czcams.com/video/G4dHA9qW9fc/video.htmlsi=8OMslqZ0z_IZGhzD
Players who still have a "water-is-lethal" mindset will then have to take a dip for the first time to raise their lung capacity.
That mission pissed me off so much that i spam jumped over the rocks every time i played through it and used a sniper to take out the ships. It was still a gamble because its hard to put your crosshairs over the ships ledge to hope to survive in any of the outgoing boats.
1:04 i can feel your pain 😭
This game silently united an entire generation and made us share a common childhood and I am happy to be part.
Can’t imagine that’ll ever happen again for another single game
Yes
Childhood? Bro this was my teenage years lol I had just started high school when this game came out
@@bluehornet197 i was in 3rd grade when it came out and would go to my cousins house every weekend just to play it 😂 good times
@@GoodFella1294 I would go to my mates house after school to play this game eventually it got to such a point I asked to borrow it and I borrowed it for a full year before returning it 😂😂😂
The accuracy is too accurate LMAO
I know 😭😭😭
Haha bwb what chu doin
mohhrt
The accuracy of your comment about the accuracy being too accurate is too accurate
😅
2:46 lol, love how CJ had the vibrator when loc said there were bitches 😂
You shattered my innocence right there
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CJ: Knows how to fly military jets, operate army tanks, flies a military jetpack, operates dockside cranes, knows how to drive a plethora of boats, planes, and cars.
Also CJ when he encounters a ladder: This technology is beyond my understanding.
Nobody :
Cesar : *The cash is leaving Los Santos again*
CJ : *Gotta let this one slide man, got too much sht to take*
I actually once accepted one of those quests but when I saw how far you have to drive, I was like: "Nope, Fuck it"
@@laszlozsurka8991 literally when i got real close to the package, the rider drove a bit far from me and literally disappeared. Not to mention it only gave you few thousands dollars if you get the package.
@@danishawesome2337 Yeah, totally useless. I am not driving halfway across the map just for a couple thousand dollars which I can easily just steal from pedestrians.
Useless “nobody”
Nobody, more like everybody. I tried to do the yay factory mission faster in order to not get those calls
This video has increased dangerously my level of stress.
I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.
Yes.
*This video has dangerously increased my level of stress.
You talk like Yoda!
@@VENENOSEASON he's stressed so, understandable. I'll be like that if I'm stressed too.
Literally on point. The last test in the driving school and the Zero missions were pure rage fuel.
Stop capping zero mission are fun and easy
ZERO missions are optional 😂😂
@@saswatmohanty8132 thats right, but if you want to 100 % complete the game...
It depends. The Zero missions weren't near as bad on PC. I was actually shocked at how much easier it felt. But on console or w/ any type of joystick, forget it. Glad they are optional.
What’s hard about them? Serious question
3:50 All WE HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ!!
2:18 - This is the reason why you sometimes see NPCs randomly crashing planes, they would spawn with flightpaths that fly them into objects that haven’t loaded yet.
You might have just debunked the whole ghost plane crash thing... All though im not too sure because theres like 2 locations on the west side of the map where it happens all the time
@@demonjmh If you're talking about the ghost town it's because the game is programmed to spawn airplanes around you, but since the AI can't maneuver around the mountains they just hit them and crash
@@xevenxaver4759 no theres one that crashes outside either burger shot or cluckin bell in san fierro all the time and one at mt chiliad cabin
I’ve watched one crash into the bridge around that section with the Loco Low Co and the Barbershop. The explosion destroyed a bunch of cars too, it was funny as fuck.
@@demonjmh maybe it's the only flight path that happens to go in that area. So everytime you're in that area and a plane spawns it always crashes into the buildings around the food shops
3:46 can't help myself from cracking up
LOOK THE F#@$ OUT CJ THE TRAIN
ma fav part indeed! :D
@@foxgaming1084 “DONK”
3:25 this got me good
The trick to Zero's plane mission is to just glide, don't hold the accelerate button, it uses a ton of fuel, instead tap it like every 6-8 seconds. I did this and had like 80% fuel at the end of the mission, as opposed to like 15%
I had to fail that mission a few times before I ended up realizing this trick 😂
Dude, you're a legend. I'm gonna tey this. Thank you.
You may also want to land the plane before shooting down the targets.
But the controls are so damn hard
Learn flying and it’s easy, the plane is just too op
I like how the traffic is programmed to screw you over
Same i like the driver who yelled *Ayo wut dafuq fool?* Lol
And makes sense with the veicule speed. If you are fast, so the traffic will move faster too.
There is this mission where you have to photograph Ryder in angel pine. The mission have zero shootouts and no enemy chasing you. But surprisingly I got wasted multiple times doing this mission because of that f*cking long way to angel pine because the traffic keep being an @ss for 5 minutes straight and cesar's car having hydraulic only make it much worse
@@bluPotato1234 ikr traffic in GTA SA is annoying asf
Play GTA 3 and get back to me
1:31 CJ: (Dies)
Random Lady: Making a sculpture from men's underwear
XDDD
Classic NPC behaviour
She’s gonna use CJ’s underwear
HAHAHHAHA
LMAOOOOOO
Everybody knows "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ"
But only true legends remember "The cash is leaving Los Santos again"
"Yeah but they on bikes CJ, they go cross country!"
The "Our hood is under attack!" Thing always got on my nerves.
4:05 Congrats you have killed the traitor
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Big Smoke was the Imposter"
@@simongarrels4052 *0 Impostors remains*
That’s an interesting pause point.
Just a red spatter cloud.
@@barrytheflamedemon2.039Ryder:
"whole world is getting destroyed"
Cesar:"the cash is living los santos"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
CJ: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!
"The yay is leaving San Fierro right?"
"Right, but they're using bikes CJ, they're gonna cross country".
Los Santos must be a nice place to live in.
@@eru.maewos7673 "not right now, I've gotta check into some shit"
02:20 "when you play more FPS than you should in an old game"
Don't think I've ever died of hunger playing San Andreas, and I've played it to death over the last 2 decades.
Man I once forgot to pause and went off to play some music for like 2 hours, came back and CJ was standing infront of the hospital and had lost all of his muscle it was tragic
Not only that the game encourages you to eat to prevent it from happening, but saving the game "resets" it too. Unless you're really busy with something you're unlikely to get the hunger notifications.
Did you do all the vehicle missions? At least one of them the biggest challenge was reaching top rank before starving to death.
@@kailomonkeyi remember i did taxi missions (50 in one go)
Made sure to make my CJ reach Fat level 100% before doing this mission itself, and yet at the end of it cj was with 50% Fat
I think it was the fire engine mission that was tough even with 100% fat.
4:07 "big smoke died" that should the end of the game but nooooo...
Tenpenny was still alive, so not really the end of the game
TIME PARADOX
@@bruhman811 MGS3 haha
@@eliabynascimento6618 Which ironically came out about 3 weeks after San Andreas.
Changing attire parts for CJ still my top annoying thing in SA.
Hah ~ **laughs in mods**
@@real.silencewench what mods fix it?
I don't get it, it never took more than 2-3 seconds for me
@@phee3D Same
@@phee3D uuu
I always had the theory that other vehicles cross you over when you're driving really fast because the game can't load fast enough, so they programmed it to "stop" you. It is funny to drive on the Las Venturas highway being just outside the track but out of reach from other drivers, the amount of people trying to get in front of you is insane
Nothing to do with speed, these are 'programmed' to do that on certain spots, I tried it fast and slow, same thing happens, sometimes they seem real but other times there's no choice at all
4:08 So damn right👍. Credits should roll after that😡.
😂😂😂
Cars burning after rollover was the most infuriating for me. There are some long mission car drives where npc just won't get out of burning vehicle, so you start the whole mission from the beginning. One of Cesar's missions was the biggest culprit.
Driving to Angel Pine from San Fierro to take those pictures??
@@antonyace2207 I just drive really carefully and you get there with no damage
@@trulymeparker lol i did this my first time playing cuz i thought that cesars car was the coolest.
@@JuanchoMetalHeaD it's a shame can't keep it without failing the mission. You can drive it to the garage and then you have to kill CJ to end the mission but at least you get the car
@Terranovation You can modify a normal Savanna to look like Cesar's, it's the same and easier
This is because garages in GTA SA don't keep unique license plates. They turn back into random plates when you save and reload later
Ryder's Picador has SHERM plate, it becomes random if you keep it in a garage
3:33
Here we see Ogglock in his natural habitat
NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
*Ogglock*
@@POPCATthe3rd *Egglock*
@@conciliatory *Ogglock*
I like how he doesn’t move his mouth or anything which made it even more funny and less annoying then it was in game
Invisible trees / poles will always be my last favorite. I failed this one mission where you had to fly to Angel Pine and fly back to the airstrip a few times because you need to stay below radar.
Go first person and fly above the water at the edges of the map
Seeing Driving School is bringing back so many unpleasant memories of going for 100%.
0:26 is probably one of the funniest GTA clips I've ever seen. It's filmed so perfectly
CJ tried to be a good person
Very annoying NPCs in go kart racing
Agreed
😂😅😂
is that supposed to show the camera getting stuck glitch
the alley oop test was the closest thing that gave me a fucking aneurysm in this game
Theres plenty of shit throughout the 10+ years I been playing thats given me aneurysms
true
If you play on PC you must cap the frame rate to 30fps or else the car wont do a full roll
I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.
Nah alley oop is only small compared to the 'mike toreno' mission from t-bone mendez and the actual mike toreno mission like that mfkin package flying mission
4:09 best ending xd
It makes me so happy how much anger you put into editing the train in the video. Took me a year due to rage quiting
Same bro this game almost made me ragequit almost cuz of the annoying things in the gamw
3:33 was the best part with og loc
1:39 I will destroy everything if i quit after complete that mission without save.
this mission is the reason I have white hairs
I did not find that mission very hard, but hell it was quite long
@@zeusstormbolt8116Yup it wasn't that hard, we have enough time/fuel to do the mission but the only thing that was frustrating is that we can't control the rc plane
But at the end i decided to not to be hurry just do the mission slowly and i did it but it took me those fucking 20-30 minutes
@@zeusstormbolt8116in mobile the mission was absolute hell
you are the best gta sa youtuber idk how you dont have over a million subscribers. this video is pure masterclass. keep up this quality and bro you would be the best. I had so much fun watching this vid
😂😂😂 i needed this video in my life lmao. Thank you for your work man. Awesome!
And yes.. i wouldn't change ANY of it!
3:33 laughed so much harder then i should’ve
THAN
That part is slowly killing me, it's so damn funny to me.
I laughed so hard I spitted my coffee out (I'm at work)
Your not the only one
blud was jus chilling then jus started singing outta nowhere
2:08 is so accurate
This video is fueled with 109% nostalgia
The ending with Big Smoke was the most hilarious I saw today, this made my day
Cesar: "Hey Holmes! Its time for a new mission from Cesar again"
CJ: "Okay, where you at?"
Cesar: "Yo man where you think I am, on the other side of the bleeding map thats going to take at least a 20 minute drive to get to, just like all my other missions :D Developers did this shit on purpose holmes to make it seem that this game is longer than it actually is so they can safely say their players spend hours playing it"
CJ: "Assholes!"
if you mean photo opportunity, then fun fact: you originally had a helicopter for that mission.
and you got it from the news station in SF on the hill.
sadly they scrapped that
20 minutes later:
King in exile
I read it in their voices 🤣
You can go to the airport and take a flight that's usually much faster
@@rollschuh2282 True, hence why you can hear CJ yelling when taking pictures of the group despte only meters away from them, since he supposed to talk loudly because they are in helicopter..
2:18 imagine this happened in Vertical Bird Mission
Lmao , some obstacles are just popping out of nowhere Right now XD
And N.O.E.
it happened for me, THREE TIMES
@@Zoldwigh is it just me or was that thing borderline impossible to operate??
@@OverChainz yeah, it was pretty bad, before i did the mission, i had a 2 month break, so i forgot a bit how to control the plane, and the jet was always low because i didn't noticed the "thrust" thing, so yeah, the jet was terrible to control, and i was unlucky enough to have some obstacles popping outta nowhere
3:30 OG LOC's eyes got me dead
1:15😂😂
Cesar: “The cash is leaving Los Santos again.”
Helicopter-men: “Shoot that asshole!!” “I’m trying, I’m trying!”
CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit!”
2:17 CJ can kill members of the army but can't climb a ladder it's ridiculous
Tommy Vercetti can take over a city but not swim
@@noivern8869 Niko can commit do any hitman job that seems impossible while he can't swim underwater
Claude slaughtered gangs and important mans,but can't crouch
It's even more ridiculous, plot wise, that CJ can enter area 69 which is basically area 51 in real life and steal a jetpack killing countless government agents and soldiers with no repercussions, but can't bust his brother out of jail or kill Tenpenny and Pulaski early in the game just cause they are high rank police officers...
@@thestrong2401 😂😂😂😂😂
The problem with the Alley Oop course is due to high FPS. It is impossible to complete that mid air rollover at 60 FPS. Just like with swimming, you need to turn the frame limiter on. SA’s engine was designed specifically for 25 FPS and several things work incorrectly when played at higher speed.
Try the alley oop and Wu Zhi swimming mission again with the frame limiter on.
Also the follow the train mission is easy if you know the trick that repeatedly tapping the “Lean Forward” key while driving a motorcycle or dirt bike or quad bike gives it a higher top speed. Keep tapping it quickly the whole time you’re on a motorcycle moving forward. Don’t stop.
Don't Stop thats what she said
The Lean Forward doesn't really work when having a passanger on a bike. So tapping the arrow key won't do much when having Big Smoke with you.
Unless you're thinking of Snail Trail mission then yes, it is effective.
If you're extremely Quick, you can catch the train and ride with the target; making mission easier and faster!!
The problem with Wrong side of the tracks is that if you go too close to the train, Smoke's bullets will hit the train instead of the Vagos. You need to keep some distance with the train so that Smoke can shoot properly
I'm pretty sure I've completed the driving course in the past with the frame limiter turned off. It was damn hard, but I managed to do it. Woozie's mission on the other hand, now that's impossible.
2:00 its funny how evey body has tried to go to san fierro like this
I still put on the infinite lung capacity cheat _just_ for that mission. If you let CJ float under the container ship for like 10 minutes, it increases your lung capacity enough to start it.
3:58 4 hour later and Smoke is on our head
"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
This is gold😂
Thanks man, that was hilarious and brought back some memories! ^^
3:10 I understand why they made you practice swimming underwater, but the mission it made you prep for was so boring with hiding under the boats for so long that they should've just cut it.
There’s a way to climb on the rocks in the beginning so you just snipe them from there and its just a much better way to do this.
@@edsonfilho9429 Thanks. I'll have to try that out next time I replay the game.
You can climb the rock the snipe all members in the boats and destroy them using rocket launcher
I think they really wanted to push that mission because the previous games before it had no swimming mechanics
@@ScottThePisces Yeah makes sense. Still can't remember any fun swimming missions in any gta though.
All those things like the underutilized lung capacity (which is only used once in a story mission), the RC plane mission, and the (omitted) gang territory takeovers (which requires you to control at least a majority of the map just to start the final mission), makes the damn train mission look easy and short
it is easy and short.
@@zoltanz288i mean yeah, all you have to do is follow the train...
...follow the damn train, CJ!@@generic_username95
Honestly I never had any problems with any of these, not the planes, not the car training, not the plane training, not even the train mission, not once did I fail that mission
@@generic_username95Yeah. Just stay at the same speed as the train, don't hit anything, and don't get too close so Smoke can at least have some chance of hitting.
For me, as a gta sa veteran, the "wrong side of the tracks" and the 3 zero missions were easy as hell ! But "N.O.E" was the...breaking point for me. Especially when you get to the country side and then a tree magically spawn in like the glitch shown in this video which kills you instantly !
Just has to maintain in the canyon and forest valley cover
foubd a mod to fix that sh
Noe es not that hard, i usually fly following the river, or just fly at high altitude, the missiles arent a real threat if you know how to evade them
Just fly over the sea
I would just fly over san fierro, it took longer but most of the skyscrapers were still low enough to not trigger the radar and the ones that are don’t last that long so you can just dip in and out of radar range and fly all the way back to the airstrip over the sea
very accurate, great video
Yo I remember watching you a few years ago. Still subscribed all these years later lol, editing is still on point too
agree
Same bababooey cat. Can't wait to watch this vid with my good friend Mr Quandale Dingle and his brother Quandale Doodaloo.
Ha brother same I used to watch him years ago when I didn't had a pc for gta sa so I used to play it on Android 😂😂
0:27 CJ : Shut up with your stupid instructions dude
And the dude kept saying the instructions to CJ, besides the fact that CJ was stomping the heck out of his skull. What a professional!
"Im trying to be a good person"
Laughed so hard at this time 😂😂. All of this is too relatable. This was way too funny especially to Pop-in, fallen off the bike, part with big smoke. Beginning intro is too.
Also 4:20 👀👀
this is so fuuny at 3:46 i can't stop laugh for this point omg 😂😂😂
1:50 Oh my, how much I hated when the game softlocks when you try to change your clothes or enter a building. I used to think this happened to me because my GTA SA (PC) was pirated.
1:22 LMAO l had that situation when l was doing the ambulance missions and l DIED AT THE LAST LEVEL.
What does music called?
@@fatihkartal2513 it's the music in Sonic 1 where you drown in water
@@TheHero291 Thanks homie
I felt that too bro
I know while these situations are happening it's so annoying but man, I can't stop laughing 😂😂
Nice cut anyway
0:48 CJ will never be a police officer now
this one is my nightmare 0:56
0:29 lmfao! 🤣🤣
This is the most relatable video on the internet ....why is this guy underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
not gonna lie 90' was most frustrating of school driving
I think the wheelie was worse. That one almost made me quit driving school.
It's my easiest lmao
for me it was city slicking, why did they decide a car that cant handle sharp turns was good for a grid based city
@@ketaminepoptarts City Slicking was a nightmare for me when I was going for all gold driving school tests.
@@laszlozsurka8991 its not that hard if you turn off traffic and control the Super GT twitchy handling
By far one of the most nostalgia bringing funny videos. I remember all of this
I love how you took big smoke to clucking bell in hopes he would let go of the train😂
You sir, have just earned +1 subscriber. Great video!
2:13 dont know why they didnt put that the ladder is scalable
3:05 I lost it here
Man so on point ,the nostalgia kicked right in
Cesar is like Roman Bellic from gta4
"Niko it's Roman. Let's go bowling"
Public Fitting rooms be like: 2:54.
What I hated the most was the mission where you had to catch up to the flying shamal. Anyway who else was incredibly happy when you were taken to a new state. I was so happy driving into SF and LV, all the new fighting skills, new vehicles and, most importantly, the modding shop Arch Angels. I loved tuning the Elegy.
I hated that too, but once I learned how to read the map, it become easy 😂
I was dead laughing in this whole video 😂😂
Outro was awesome😂😂😂
What's funny about the Woozie water mission is that this time I decided to take my time finding graffitis without any help, and decided to do it on a bike, and my endurance was near max by the time I got to that mission and it let me in on the first try with very little lung capacity. Bikes are actually useful, and mountain bikes have pretty nice speed so it wasn't even slow to move around
1:15 Shut your mouth Cesar i'm in middle of the fight for my life
The hardest driving test you will ever experience
That was hilarious 😂😂😂 too accurate
0:16 R E A L I S T I C Accident
Wow this was on point. Hit every single item. It makes me feel slightly better that I’m not the only one suffering out here.
Best content I have ever seen
The trees rendering in front of the plane reminded me of when my brother had just got done screaming at the game, before a car raised out of the ground as he was driving which caused him to lose to a police chase. This was like 15 years ago and I still remember it.
The only mission I still find difficult after playing this game about 100 times, is the one on the NRG bike in San Fierro where you have to collect the rings. Sure wrong side of the tracks was hard the first 5 times, but once you know the trick it's easy.
Which mission was that? I don't remember it
@@greatwolf5372 Its at the dock in San Fierro and starts when you get on the motorbike. You have to collect the red rings. Its extremely difficult even for veterans of the game. It's an optional mission,but required if you want a 100% playthrough.
It was too difficult and on my 100$ playthrough i found a glitch to beat it without actually doing it
@MH bmx challenge is easier after cyclings maxed
It's pretty hard, but the NRG bike always spawns there consistently and you can just take it without actually doing the mission. Fastest bike in the game for free, consistently.
You forgot the Catalina missions, anyone can tell how much retries they made because of those hard missions she gives to you.
fuck that ATV chase mission
more like skill issue
And she always insult you too
The worst part is that her missions are not really that hard, but she's SO ANNOYING
Nah Catalinia’s missions were fun were fun asf what u mean?? Basically 4 armed robberies lol and they aren’t hard at all, you must’ve never passed flight school with those skills
Can relate. I love your editing (:
Bro the jet clips bring back all the times I had to get a different controller 😂😂
2:40 the story of my entire life, like literally I was born 2 weeks late and I was so big I just burst out of my mother like he burst out the whip
I don't know man, but these moments are one of the reasons why I love this game
non-skill issue player
Your editing is top notch and supper funny!
Bro just showed 30% of my whole childhood
3:16 Literally the most annoying part in San Andreas