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- Meanwhile... Rumor has it that actor Jared Leto took his method methods way too far on the set of "Morbius," and you won't believe some of the refuse that's washing up on New Jersey's beaches. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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I get nervous everytime Stephen crescendos higher and higher during this segment thinking he’s going to implode…then I hear “Sometimes, just sometimes, folks…Meanwhile” and I let out a huge sigh of relief 😅!
Yeah
Lol
I don't know how he hasn't passed out on camera from this skit yet.
@@jonny5_ right! Mainwhile is wild. Phew!
@@jonny5_ I don’t know, but I almost did. People with weak hearts shouldn’t watch this segment😄
This Meanwhile preamble has an impressive level of detail of how particle accelerators actually work.
Lol!!
Absolutely. One of the best meanwhile intros ever (at least for nerds like me 😁).
I think they all do, but only those savvy in the particular subject can appreciate it.
This one was also notable for the lazy 'sometimes' project ACTUALLY being less work than the prime one.
😆😆😆 I know right?
I just love how Stephen asked Jon if he won anything else lately and he said “Not since Sunday” ❤️🔥
Ha ha 😅😅😅
@@michellebiland5163 6666⁶6⁶
So thrilled Jon won at the Grammies 😍👏🏻
fun fact: I was in the audience and Stephen only broke once doing this. He did it in 2 only takes - which is freaking incredible!
What? He does takes? That kinda knocks the incredible-ness out of it.
@@gggnumber1 he always tells us that they can edit it. He is being honest, we just don't notice it because editors.
@@gggnumber1 yes. but not very many. very professional.
It's not a live show although it looks like one
Thanks for sharing this. I wish I could attend his show.
Meanwhile, the intro to the meanwhile segment is now it's own segment.
So now it'll get its own intro...and the beat goes on.
Whoever writes these intros is brilliant... besides the fact that each one is more elaborate than the last, his delivery is impeccable... It's a wonder to me how he's able to just rattle them off without skipping a beat... or taking a breath. 👏👏👏
Meanwhile: Happening on Meanwhile: Meanwhile happening: On Meanwhile
Yes! It really blew up!
And I freaking love it!! 🥰
The Jersey Beach Whistle situation reminded me of my cat (no wait, don't leave, it's not bad, lol). She had a tendency when younger to steal clean tampons from the box in the bathroom cabinet. She loved to unwrap them and play with the string. 🙄 I was too busy to really keep track, but I kind of got the feeling that I was finding fewer than were disappearing. Fast forward a few years - I had to move apartments. The movers had almost everything in the truck except the heaviest item, my couch, and it suddenly hit me that there miiight be some embarrassing things under there. Sure enough, when the multiple guys (who were complete strangers to me) picked up the couch...there were OVER THIRTY unwrapped tampons under there.
My cat is very, very lucky she's cute. Sigh.
HA HA HA!😂🤣This looong (yet funny) comment proves people avoid looong comments. Very funny!😸
Great story 👏🏼
@@jackit77 Picking up my cat's embezzled tampons in front of those guys was definitely not my proudest moment, lol...so I hope that sharing it provided amusement for at least someone out there. 😹
@@Veronique487 it was definitely humiliating, lol, but also way too funny to not share when the appropriate opportunity arose...😅
@@Veronique487 looong is 10 lines of text HA HA HA! 🤣🤣😂
I wanna see the writers of Meanwhile. Where are they?! They deserve a 5 minute long standing ovation.
They really killed this one 😸😸
They are probably a net work of AIs (think Skynet) being distracted from taking over the world and massacring us all because they're writing Meanwhile intros
@@JRoss-zxzx Sounds reasonable 😄
Thats was the best "Meanwhile" intro ever! He killed that one!!
So brave...physics comedy for Meanwhile intro....and you killed it. Lost the audience halfway through....but brought it all home spectacularly. Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein would be proud. Colbert...you the man!!
They must consult experts on each subject cause I remember some about music related things and I was blown away by the nuance, the jokes are so nice. This one was also great haha
It's like crashing '91 Buick LeSabres together at high speed and figuring out how they work by what comes out. Lenny's wooden eye is so far 2-for-3 at detecting suspension coils.
he doesn't lose the audience halfway through, sometimes people applaud the first half of Meanwhile when it is as outrageously spectacular as this one
Stephen Colbert makes my day! watching from Nairobi, Kenya
Same. Watching from Saskatchewan, Canada. 🤘
Love it!
Hi watching from NYC
Oaxaca, Mexico here!
Winnipeg, Manitoba, 🇨🇦
Shout-out to the Superconducting Super Collider?! SC's writers are on a marvelous Meanwhile roll.
The SSC was abandoned. The machine a CERN is the Large Hadron Collider.
Also, the "Higgs comedy boson" is obviously what gives the jokes their weight.
Without a hitch. The guy is amazing.
I just love how supportive Stephen is everytime about John
Quarrupole magnets!!?!? Get this man a Nobel prize!
Would look good next to the Emmy..
The Late Show needs to put up a compilation video or playlist of all of Stephen's Meanwhile intros. They're just amazing. I just wonder how the writers come up with such great material in their script and what magic they do in order to make it flow so well. Also, Stephen's superhuman ability read it in perfectly in one go without fumbling just blows my mind..
Question for Stephen... Are the Meanwhile introductions the hardest work you have ever done? Do you get medical clearance to do them before each show? Your sacrifice is honourable and appreciated.😅
Also, when will we see the Troposphere 4 of News in your segment Meanwhile? It pairs well with some of our billionaire's space shuttles.
I think a pulmonary test is mandatory before each Meanwhile segment
The "Jersey beach whistles" are 100% true and they've been all over the beaches since the 70's. Please, New Jersey, can we stop with this?
Jared Leto is the most underwhelming method actor ever
xD Agreed
Have you seen mr nobody?
He is a hack
I always roll my eyes so hard whenever I hear someone is a “method actor” that right now I describe with pure details how my brain looks!
Specially with Leto, my eyes roll back so much that they do a complete 360
Donald Sutherland insisted on drinking real beers for beer fest. Why? Daniel day Lewis with no warning threw bowling balls at Paul Dano. Jim Carrey assaulted people method acting as Andy Kaufman.
But this dude is the hill we need to stand on when it comes to toxic method actors.
"Not since Sunday." The dude is so humble. Love that guy.
Jared Leto’s method acting is never ending like a Morbius Strip.
(/golf-clap)
I'd say Jared knows the ins and outs of this role.
Im agent Mobius. That's right! It's pronounced typo!
-"we've been over this, it takes longer than 30 seconds to get to Mars"
@@JeromeBellon That's just plane strange!
I see what you did there. 🙃
The guys that write those meanwhile intros are some of the most creative people in the business. I can't imagine coming up with something new every day.
Well, yeah. That's why they have that job. Some people are gifted with creativity, some aren't. Usually though everyone's good at something, so if you can't do that you are most likely good at math or something else. The trick is finding out what it is that you're good at in the first place.
@@voteZDLR Such a nice wholesome reply
@@XanarchistBlogspot Apparently you also find "routine" use of the English language to be hard.
It took me a second to find a thong on the beach strange. We see them all the time here. But then I remembered I'm an Aussie, and our thongs are something different.
I am an American what are thongs in Australia? Cause here they skimpy undies
@@HALOSnHORNS i think it’s what they call flip flops.
@Sergio España interesting 🤔
In English, a thong can also refer to a strap/string used to tie something up, such as hair. I think they named the skimpy undies after previous meaning of the word 'thong', since it looked like one rather than a bathing suit/underwear. IIRC, some men used to tie up their junk with the old type of thong, such as in the OG Olympics, where nakedness was a strange priority (but only for the male athletes), so men were probably the first to wear 'a thong on their junk', if only because you'd need more material than a thong to wrap up a pair of breasts, and female primary sex parts aren't prone to bouncing around in most cases.
We used to call flip flops thongs in Canada too, until thong underwear became more mainstream in the '90s.
To the writers at The Late Show: Your work for the meanwhile intros is a thing of art. A beautifully scripted piece of allusionary literature that invokes awe and horror through contrast. Some of them have made me hungry only to make me nauseous but every one of them has been a joyride to hear. It's also impressive to see Steven read these without passing out at times as I can see he presents his all in invoking the words in bardic fashion. Bravo guys, bravo.
Webbys is such a cute word.
Time to vote.
🤓
I love Meanwhile.
"That's a spicy jugular vein!"
😂
Weird to see Jon Batiste back in his regular seat. 11 nominations and 5 awards. 😐I WOULD GET A THRONE 👑
As a naija man concern. Be humble ok
Yah hes far to nice and humble of a man for that kind of nonsense.
Well, he does sit on a drum throne while he plays so technically he has one 😆
The “Meanwhile” intros are now getting longer than the actual bit, and I have absolutely no problem with that! 🤣 Also, that “Walk Towards Destiny” slogan for Super Pedestrian is on point! 🤣
Every time you do a MEANWHILE introduction, I think... well, that has to be limit, it can’t get crazier than that... someday I will be right.
We love to watch Stephen Colbert everyday and are always sad when he is off for a week! So great to have you back this week!!
The Meanwhile intro is getting legendary.
Mr. Colbert, that was a smashingly good “Meanwhile…” intro!
The l…o…n…g and technical first part was flawlessly delivered with acceleration and without pausing for breath. You were a verbal particle accelerator describing a particle accelerator! It was comic relief when you hit, “But sometimes….”.
What imaginative talents of your writers!
Ah shit,I missed it.I kept skipping ahead because he wouldn't get to the damn point fast enough.
I would love to be a fly on the wall while the writers are constructing a 'Meanwhile' segment, it must be hysterical 😆 🤣
Mixing Physics and Meanwhile could result in a cataclysmic event that changes all life as we know it. W . t . f . were you guys thinking.
They been tryna hook us all on peyote trips so we can hear Stephen's calls more accurately. It's only for our best though. Times like these, Meanwhile's only second to Meanwhile on a peyote trip (far away from a Jersey beach).
When your intro is so long that Meanwhile doesn't start until two thirds of the way through the video...
The new applause break after the first part of the introduction is so damn well deserved
It's irresistible!
My brother worked on a set with Leto. He was playing a total psycho, and stayed in character until after the last shot, then went over and shook the hand of everyone in the crew.
All those critiquing him in the comments have never set foot on stage and have no idea for how hard acting is.
@@katiehettinger7857
I dunno… they all sure seem to be “acting” like they know what they are talking about, and it seems pretty easy to pretend like they know the biz
😜
What movie?
@@katiehettinger7857 That’s true! My problem with him is a bit different though- apparently he has a habit of obsessively messaging underage girls
@@snowman300 Then he should run for the Republican party.
I agree with Cancun Girl: the incredible unwinding of his allegorical, analogous monologue is so unearthly for an ordinary human. Quite daunting and seemingly unsurpassable. YOu are an unbelievable wit, Stephen
The meanwhile introductions are getting RIDICULULOUSLY intense and I love it
All right John. You made a funny. "not since Sunday". I was just telling my friend at work how happy I was about John winning so many Grammys. Not only is he talented in music, but he is a beautiful loving human, full of empathy and hope.
I hope that when they say, "stop if you speed," they mean cutting the acceleration, not abruptly applying the brakes.
Because abruptly applying the brakes to a motorized vehicle that has virtually no protective equipment to the user, while they are driving it at high speeds, sounds like it's the opposite of safe.
Well, it's fer sure they won't try speeding again.
@@ericminch well it's really hard to speed with one of those e-scooters if you're paralysed from the neck down...or y'know dead.
Meanwhile is Genius. As usual. What an intro.
Sending love and respect to the writers of the intro. Cogent, farfetched perfection
Love the fact that the first actual Meanwhile story in this video doesn’t start til 4:52!! Surely, he’s right - this HAS to be a Late Show Personal Best..!?
Ty for the timestamp, it saved me time. 🙏👍
I always fast forward until I see the "Meanwhile" logo.
saved me 5 minutes of watching the annoying part.
The intro was longer than the "meanwhile" content.
Thank you!
Ok someone has got to be sweating bullets while writing this segments intro …
Jersey Beach Whistles is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
The Meanwhile intro is always such an acid trip.
I love hearing what the writers come up with for the intro to Meanwhile.
That Meanwhile Intro was so wild it winded me just listening to it! 😂 Excellent!!!
This was the best "meanwhile" introduction I've ever heard.
I went to grad school for 8.5 years in physics. The first half of that opening for "Meanwhile" has a better the 1/root 2 probability of being the best to date....
....now I'll look in on the other side of Schrödinger's box to see if the cat needs some water.
This LHC/quantum physics intro was incredible! The writers always crush this segment, but this was exceptional.
If that special person in your life is responsible for your smile, please be responsible with their heart. Have a blessed & productive day
Say wha?
@@79byob cognitive impairment?
My dentist? Nah. I'm not a surgeon.
Jersey beach whistles…I almost choked on my breakfast.
Meanwhile intros are starting to be on par to The Word segments. Nothing short of outstanding
New Jersey keeps producing trash on their Shore - it appears every year on TV!
The writers for the intro are English masters and Steve is the best reader ever
"Jersey Beach Whistle" I just spit my coffee ☠️🤣
Next meanwhile, a vague description that can't be figured out ending with....'is potato.'
😂🤣
Best meanwhile intro yet. These writers must’ve known that they had to, ive been making coffee during the intro recently but I couldn’t walk away from that one
Stephen Colbert you need to breathe 😆 I love Meanwhile!! ✌️
Omg I legitimately gagged at “jersey beach whistle”
Man Stephen your Meanwhile writers deserve an Oscar. I mean Will Smith got one too... 🤗🤨😸
Electric scooters that stop if riders speed. Wouldn’t it be better if they were speed-limited instead?
Watch out you don't get a rational thinking overload there, pardner.
edit: And imagine the first time someone tries to bottom out the throttle to get out of the way of a bad car driver, but OOPS that was speeding, so they get run over.
No. That would be logical, conventional and possibly making less insurance money. Also it would cut 500 garbageologists' jobs at a conservative estimation.
5:23 For some reason the "a-boo" hit me as particularly funny.
The Walk towards Destiny on the poster at 7:04 is brilliant! 😂
You Know We Listen To Each And Every Word Of Your Revealing Saga About Your Methods.
Why do people type like this
@@offplanet740 numerous reasons, all of them dumb.
What the hell is this?
Imagine if someone at *The Late Show* animated Stephen going through the motions of every Meanwhile intro
Now that'd be a watchable episode of Toning Out the News
Best Meanwhile intro ever!
I choked on my coffee……Jersey Beach Whistles??!! 🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile videos:
3 minutes talking to Jon
2 minutes intro bit
2 minutes actual jokes
Did you use Mentok the mind takers sound effect for the NJ beach whistle noise?!? I believe you did. Steven Colbert is a national treasure
That second part of meanwhile seemed like fridge magnet poetry!
Colbert has the best writers working for him.
Hey The Late Show it would be cool if, in addition to putting all the segments on CZcams, you included the musical interludes.
The collider analogy was without a doubt the best meanwhile intro ever.
That intro was EPIC!!!
4:50 is when it actually starts
Thank you for the timestamp 👍
So, so needed!
Lots of good stuff in the first 4:50 too!
I havent even watched the Meanwhile segment yet, but I just had to pop down here to say that Meanwhile intro was particularly outstanding.
**salutes
Which ever writer/s wrote this intro need a raise
“Unregulated colossal crash track of news” is a great description for the last administration
Bravo for that opening! 😄👏👏👏👏
The intro to Meanwhile will always be my favorite segment, that was very impressive!
These Meanwhile intros are incredible !
"Thank you for your service, Meanwhile" 👏
I love the "blue monk" intro. Jon is my monk hero. twinkle tinkle.
Tampon applicators must be amongst the most pointless items ever mass produced. Thank god people in Europe still know how to use their fingers ...
The BEST intro yet! Excellently excellent work. I'm even over my constant irritation with Higgs coming along later and just plonking his name before Bose's and taking all the credit.
That "meanwhile" intro was epic. I LOVE PARTICLE PHYSICS!!
ok late show writers, you can't just start the second half of all of these with waking up in an abandoned junkyard, ok?
If you’re tired in your meanwhile speech, imagine how we felt.
This meanwhile intro is absolutely your best 👍
As the man said, "Yesterday's price is not today's price". Give Jon a raise!
I swear baptist has been winning everything for the longest time and I still feel like people don't talk about him
"Batiste"
The content of Meanwhile keeps getting shorter and shorter. The time introducing it gets longer and longer. I'd prefer more meanwhile.
I haven't laughed so hard at anything in a long time. I'm still laughing. Beach whistle! Wooooo-ooooooo!
I don't know who writes the Meanwhile intro but they are not getting paid nearly enough, these always rock!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doing peyote.
As a high school science teacher, this Meanwhile intro brought me nothing but delight!
You know, these Meanwhile pre-ambles are one of the best parts of s show.
A lot goes into those things, you can tell.
And every time it is something new.
Don't cross the streams...
😃
I honestly had no idea where he was going for that intro. And I loved it! The intros get better and more insane every time!
The introduction to the segment is longer than the segment itself... nice