Urinewhile... Singer Pees On Fan At Florida Festival, The Rock Pees In Water Bottles During Workouts
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- Meanwhile... In Stephen's unfortunately recurring Meanwhile sub-segment Urinewhile, he looks at a messy situation at a Florida rock concert and a strange confession from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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The Meanwhile introductions are tiny masterpieces of metaphor, hyperbole and oration. I think this might have been the most brilliant one yet.
I've been watching since the 70's and I can think of no one more worthy of guest time on Sesame Street than John Batiste.
That “no” was perfect.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
epic!
Only one other "no" has been said so perfectly.
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@@kylestubbs8867, you've been talking to my ex-girlfriends, haven't you?
@@PooNinja`
Yay I love when good musicians go on Sesame Street, it’s so eternally endearing to see them teach kids the joy of music.
“Tray tables and seats aren’t the only things in the upright position” hahahahahahahahah!!! This had me roaring!!!
"I do pee in my water bottles, but let me get some context to that..."
"NO!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Colbert is a comedic genius...
I liked the “awkwardly staring out the window of the jet for the next 43 & 1/2 minutes” line. Stephen & his writers were ON tonight! Good laughs before bedtime.
@@kathypiazza7228 making "get on a plane" a unintended pun...
His writers are give them most of the credit
Succinct, yet hilarious!
I want to know though !🤔😩is that how one gets buff? Cuz I can do that ! 😎
Jon's personality is so embracing. He is very likable, respectful and seems like he is a real joy to be around.
"Sophia Urista peed on a fan... she's become Sophia Urethra." Right there! It's RIGHT THERE!
Or even Sophie Urea
Urethra Franklin
we all live with regrets 😩
Sopea urethra . There you go. I fixed it
I had to look her up just to see if her name was real. I thought maybe this was a regular thing and she'd named herself accordingly.
Jon Batiste on Sesame Street.. Their talk about Families can be anyone, already shared forever. Love from Canada 🇨🇦
Love You, Canada!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
I could not possibly love Jon any more. What an incredible human being.
Not to denigrate Jon... but I click the link for the Meanwhile segment and skip that section.
@@jamesharmon4994 awww too bad so sad… for you. Seriously, you’re missing a lot!
I think he’s bought and paid for by the FJB administration.
O. Yes. You. Can.:)
@@wrenaevillard5266 IMO, just "filler."
My therapist and I usually end our sessions each week talking about episodes of Late Show and Last Week Tonight. It’s like its own kind of therapy. 😂😂
I would definitely have worse mental health if I didn't watch these shows.
Watching this before my therapist appointment
I recommend Amber Ruffin. Her bubbly personality has made some of the ugliest news palatable, and everything else just fun.
Ashley Hales.... Best perspective !!!! And best comment of the night !!!!
Colbert, Oliver, and Seth Meyers are the trifecta that have sustained me through a truly scary 5 years, and I've made it through several wars, recessions, and the end of the Mayan calendar. I save them for my morning coffee.
The whole build up is so hilarious. I am always amazed at how they come up with all of that and how Stephen Colbert can say all of it and not lose it a dozen times. I love this show!
I’ve figured out that it’s not safe for me to eat or drink while I watch Stephen. I’ve nearly choked to death several times!!
SHE GAVE A FAN A GOLDEN SHOWER.
These MEANWHILE bits are too funny. I was not surprised when I learned Conan was one of the writers here.... Colbert + Conan are true geniuses.
Huh? Conan O’Brien was one of the writers??
Why would Conan write for The Late Show?
Huhh?? You do realize Conan's been in late night/the talk show world since way before Colbert?
The people who don’t get the reference are hilarious
@@LiveLXStudios you mean the Emmy acceptance? Naw, it seems like he's taking it seriously.
Jon is going to fit in so well on Sesame Street, pure soul that he is
They have muppet lawyers too! Funny! It’s great that Jon is finding his way to Sesame Street!
I'm convinced that Jon Baptiste doesn't have a bad bone in his body. Jon serves as model for how an entertainer should treat their fans/people in general.
He's such a sweetheart😊 A calming and inspiring presence that reorients us in the midst of chaos.
He is an awesome musician. Serious jazz pianist. And a lovely person.
Now I want to see a muppet lawyer. I picture the Swedish chef in a suit saying unintelligible noises.
But wait, isn't that how many lawyers sound (thinking about Giuliani here, but without the freaking adorable factor)...
Then The Count on the Defense: "ONE objection, TWO objection.."
"Wait, Chef... you're a lawyer?"
"Geengha zurvan cungadero, pasta..." **pulls out glass of wine** "...Bar Test."
Zoot would be his fixer.
I was more picturing Sam the American Eagle, but yours is funnier.
Good for Jon he really living his best life and I'm so happy he is.
John Batiste is always the finest dressed soul on the show.
Sure, if you say so, the red in the hair is so natural!
Yet somehow looks like a character from Doug
@@guynorth3277 what's the lingering thing behind dyed hair being unprofessional or detrimental to fashion? get over it he looks like god's favourite
The gentlest soul as well....
Yellow looks good on you....
"...peed on a fan." Not exactly clear whether that's a person or an appliance.
appliance reserved for solid
In Canada, the expression is "the shit hit the fan."
Well, Vonnegut paraphrased it as: "when the excrement hit the air conditioner."
Gotta be honest, if either fan is turned on, not sure which is worse...
Peeing on a fan is like a temporarily lost memory. It all comes back to me now.
Jon’s career is taking off in a B - I - G W - A - Y!!! Congratulations, Jon!
I will always be there for new Meanwhile sub-genres.
I was thinking of peenwhile when reading this comment during ads lol and then he brings up urinewhile and it made me laugh more
Big Bird? He's my Big Brother from the time I was five. Thats the year we got Sesame Street..1964.. I remember waiting and for some reason the show was delayed a week.. Then.. BAM!!! THE GREATEST STREET IN THE WORLD!.I always wanted to get there.. Bad childhood so this was a great place to look forward to...
1969.. Sorry. I was born in 64..
You can edit your original post…
@@sarahhall9457 1963 here! I recorded Sesame Street for my kids, so that if they watched TV, they didn't watch anything else!
You can go to the theme park Sesame Place.
Where is the Theme park and Picard is my favorite Captain! Im a Trekker..❤ 😆
And once again a stunningly brilliant Meanwhile-introduction that is so beautiful it almost brought me to tears with emotions….
Much kudos to the writers for coming up with it and much kudos to Stephen for pronouncing it!
I don't think it's possible to love Jon Baptiste anymore, what a truly beautiful soul that man has.😘
"NO....no," Thank you Stephen. I was afraid the bit about DJ peeing in his water bottles was going to hurt my brain 🧠
I used to do the same on recce. Even wore diapers like an old man.
No trace left behind. And no moving for so long, I have no idea how I did it.
the color and quantity of your pee is a quick, accurate way to determine if you're hydrating enough while working out- among many other health indicators.
how's your brain doing?
@@nonyabizness.original that's not why he does it. He pees in bottles because his home gym (as in, the gym he goes to most often, not a gym in his house) doesn't have toilets.
Thank you so much for MEANWHILE. It is so good to get a break from the everyday mundane, but also stressful world, and get a chance to let my mind drift off from the troublesome stuff we deal with on a daily basis.
So glad to hear more from Jon these days! He is such a treasure, not to mention an asset!
Got covid last year working for dominos, now I crap in the woods cuz I’m one notch above homeless.. Glad boss is filthy rich though, nice!!
I'm sorry to hear that you are having a hard time. ✌️
I hope that it is a passing thing and you get back on your feet soon. Many of us have to weather through some rough patches.
Don't forget food related jobs are essential...doesn't that make things better? No really, I'm sorry you are in your current position while the domino's magnate buys a superfluous mansion. Never liked domino's pizza, always got ill after eating one slice...
Glad you could let us know through the internet while in the woods
JON BATISTE! HUG BIG BIRD FOR ME.... HE IS A WORLD WIDE HERO!... MUCH RESPECT FROM AUSTRALIA!
I love Big bird. And he's vaccinated too. Good job.
Amazingly there is no big bird in Germany. We do have Samson (a big bear)
But beware those dangerous muppet lawyers. They'll fleece you of all your fluffy filling if you're not careful.
I appreciate the fact, Colbert always puts his “props” out of camera, never skips a beat 🤙🏽
There is a spoof YT video of The Late Show props crew "catching" the hand-offs and tosses of Stephen's pantomime props, and otherwise caring for and maintaining them.
@@raygunsforronnie847 do you have the link. Please?
It's such a pleasure to see how Jon Batiste's career is just exploding. And he's so prone to cause swooning among us mere mortals.
He says very witty things, but you have to strain to hear him because he's not an attention hound.
@@riparianlife97701 Yeah, and Colbert cuts him short and interrupts him, just the way he does his guests. I like Colbert and he's a smart and funny guy. But sometimes he seems a little disrespectful or even condescending.
@@DonnaSnyder Letterman spent so much time talking to Paul, who is a good musician, but totally witless.
How did Jon get to Sesame Street? Same way he got to Carnege Hall, am I right? #Respect
The electric piano behind Jon brings back memories. I played one of those in a band I was in in 1973. Glad to see they're still around. I replaced and tuned many a reed in one.
Love me a Rhodes.
"under a heathen moon" - whoever writes the Meanwhile intros is a genius.
no
shoulda been "Pagan" moon... since the pagans worshipped the moon and heathens are known for atheism
They'll eventually be longer than the show.
Great avatar @Doug Hagler!
Meanwhile is genius. I think it's prose poetry. Clever and intricate.
"The least gross story to come out of Daytona Beach". Well, you're sort of right. I mean, we have to deal with Truck Week, or whatever the hell they're calling it, and people were just peeing on the side of the road, among other things. So...yeah. I can't argue. This city is kind of a cesspit.
That’s how you get a Peebody…
Ok, I’ll go now.
Somehow Stephen's writers missed that one. You should apply.
Highly under-liked comment.
No, please stay.
If you want to vote for a best dressed man in America Jon B gets my vote. So classy!
I've never seen him wear the same outfit twice, and they're all bangers
Jon being a part of Sesame Street just fits, gotta love that creative energy 👌
Now I have to find a way to watch Sesame Street. Can I get it on the internet?
What a kickass performer. Not afraid to push the boundaries of performances
The Meanwhile preambles are the best....and this one was no exception.🤣🤣🤣
I used to live in Anchorage, Alaska. There is a very short Sesame Street there. I called my mom and told her that I now knew how one got to Sesame Street.
Love Stephen’s meanwhile intros! Perfect writing & delivery 😂
That meanwhile intro tho 😮💚 this is one of my favorite segments !! Way to rock it Stephen .
Steve I must say you do a hell of a job to keep the audiences around the world hook to your show
I miss quarantinewhile
Who is the brilliant crazy writer who comes up with these intros? 😂😂
I can't believe that there are people who actually hate the Meanwhile intros. 😜
Dude crawls through alleys at night, like a CAT and picks all this sht up
@@lesliepropheter5040 I can't fathom it any other way... that's gotta be it friend!!
@@AnaDiaz-wz4cf innocent people in that crowd can’t UN -see for the rest of their lives. I hope her song doesn’t com on while they’re out eating somewhere 😂
They read like a Tom Waits song.
WHAT! GONE STEPHEN COLBERT! This is why he won that most recent outstanding award.
I enjoy your show ever since you started. You tell the truth and you keep me laughing. Thankyou so much. I love your wife to she's a very special lady. You both are lucky to have each othet.
The whole point in the mile high club is the sneaking. Not the plane!
I thought so too
They could just act sneaky and pretend they snuck in the plane like some sex ninjas
Seriously. If it matters what’s going on outside the window while you’re having sex, you’re doing it wrong.
when you realize sneaking around is for teenagers, it *does* become about the plane.
what else would you expect from generation "Participation award" when they grew up
I'm so jealous of John...
I've always wanted to go to Sesame street.
Now I’ve got that song in my head for days…..
I have a high appreciation for the writers of Steven Colbert's writers.... They have not only a sense of humor, and an understanding of Steve's delivery techniques, they can put it to the teleprompter at a speed that Steve is actually, and naturally funny ;o)
Happy Birthday John Baptist. You're so Talented n Unique one in a Million. ⭐
This is a certified ROCK classic
It's too bad Jon Batiste couldn't play the whole Sesame Street theme, because I found myself getting happier when I heard the first few piano notes.
You are a genius Stephen Colbert!!!
That fixes Everything! 😊. Oh love that bandleader's wardrobe.👍😉
So happy for John that his career has finally started to take off with this real gig at the Muppets😻
Yah, that lame gig at the late show has been crimpin' his style...
@@FiferSkipper exactly! And having to go to all those award shows must also be a drag!
John Baptiste is a national treasure. ❤️
Florida, amirite? 🤦♀️😆
Exclamation point at the end by playing Thelonious.🎶👍
We need to eliminate all rich people who own more than 17 washrooms in a house
No! As a member of the "lentil-sized kidney" club, I say we need to have more bathrooms! At last, a house designed for people with IBS! Two bathrooms per bedroom is a perfect ratio; it means one bathroom per person! It also means that when your teenager locks him/herself in the bathroom to text his/her best friend about his/her shitty date, you don't need to pee in the kitchen sink anymore! There are more and more elderly in the Western world, and they need to pee! And no, diapers won't do! They're irritating and they smell! No wonder babies are crying every time they do-do!
@@yudithcaron8053 so nice to hear I’m not alone!
Umm…”eliminate” sounds a bit extreme. Let’s just make them live in an NYC “studio” for a month with a shared bathroom down the hall.
But that would probably backfire - when they go back home they’d add four more bathrooms.
get rich like them so you can charge other rich people 100k a night to use the property. take back the wealth
😂😂😂
Idk what man is laughing in the audience tonight? But I love it😄. You can hear him through the whole show just laughing his ass off😂. A true belly laugh😊🙂.
He's probably as drunk as Colbert, laughing at insipid jokes.
I love the Meanwhile segments
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Meanwhile intros are impressive. SO well-written and performed. I don’t like ‘em, and I skip over them, but I completely recognize the comedy talent involved.
$5 says your UPS driver pees in a water bottle in the back of his truck.
they're union.
Ummmm they have cup holders in the front seat and that's not Lemon/Lime Gatorade 😨
@@edwardfletcher7790 and thats not beads of sweat dripping down the outside either lol
@@cmdraftbrn That doesn't mean anything. I worked a driver helper. They know where the clean bathrooms are on their route. They also work through their lunch most of the time, too.
Nascar, a family friendly show (that regularly maims and kills it's participants for the entertainment of said families) has banned that singer for peeing on stage. So everything is ok now?
Are you not entertained?
Every time, I still expect Stephen to say quarantinewhile
"muppet lawyers" LMAO!
Jon consistently gives me hope for the human race.
Ah yes. Who can forget the classic Eric Clapton song: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...onion rings.
I tried so hard at age 7 to comply with the demands, as my wannabe chuck norris right winger type of older brother kept on punching me in the face repeatedly as he whispered shut up repeatedly in between each C-PTSD shock inducing punch in my own bedroom.
I eventually moved rurally 4 hours away from a unapologetic bone breakingly violent afterlife professing wannabe chuck norris right winger type of older and his creepy proud boys domestic terrorist group themed friends who took over our sadly missed very caring nonviolent atheist parents city home.
Hi, I am merely just acceptable collateral damage, turn a blind eye and pretend you never read this because politicians prefer that, right?
All meanwhile videos should be placed at the top of my my feed
Peenwhile was right there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they missed it
The world needs to reduce the quantity of flights happening... and now this. Y'all are unreal.
That was my thought. What kind of arrogant pricks need this? Show your partner how much you love them while showing the planet how much you hate it.
2021: Oh it's so gross that the lady in that band urinated on a fan
1992 GG Allin: Hold my beer.
I’m trying to imagine how that’s possible, nah, that’s OK. Don’t people pay EXTRA to sit up near the stage?
@@lesliepropheter5040
She announced she needed to pee and asked if anyone wanted to get peed on, the fan came up on stage and laid down (an experience he wouldn't have gotten the opportunity for if he wasn't up front) and then she squatted over him and peed.
@@SBelawski thanks for that! I am blown away just hearing it. 🥴🤢🤮
@@SBelawski Sophia peeing on someone is worth being in the front row and not gross. If it was, say, Sarah Sanders, that would indeed be gross.
Extremely underrated comment. GG Allin makes all musicians look soft tbh
I'm so glad Jon reminded me of that Monk piece! Had to go look it up to remember the name - it's called Thelonius. Wish I could have heard Jon do the whole thing. It's been stuck in my head ever since I watched this!
That "No" was superb
for a second i thought they let R Kelly out of prison.
The fan wasn't young enough for R.
I'm definitely bothered by not giving Dwayne Johnson's reason for peeing in bottles my logic says it's a great way to see how hydrated you are
exactly. the color and quantity can be easily observed in a clear bottle, which is a good, easy indication of hydration- critical to a strenuous workout, since you could be doing more damage than good without adequate hydration.
it is an indication of other health factors too, all of which goes unnoticed when you pee directly into a couple gallons of water. does anyone reading this know how much they pee daily, and if it's a healthy amount and color? there's a reason hospitals measure and make observations on what the body outputs- it shows a lot about functions.
I'm pretty sure he does it so nobody else will drink his water from those bottles.
I definitely have done the Howard Hughes thing and peed in bottles in my room while working for hours and hours and hours... It does remarkably help you know how hydrated you are. And then you just throw away the bottles.
Best MEANWHILE segment to date.😂😂😂
Jon and Stephen, the greatest marriage ever.
When your name is a mashup of 'Urine' and 'Barista'....
I was looking for this comment. I thought I was the only one who caught that.
Of course it had to be you. Nice work as usual :)
So Donald Trump is now going to rock festivals down in Florida ?
😂😂😂😂😂
@@tiredbird471 I think you meant "casualty", "causality" means something entirely different.
Who do you think the fan was? (and he paid extra)😁😁😁
@@malavoy1 Putin has video
🤔😋😁😆😅😂🤣🤭
I actually know quite well how Jon feels. I'm a new-ish actor living in LA, and I had an audition for the Jim Henson company a few months back. I didn't get the part, but it was still an honor to come in and read for them. Especially because the audition was at the actual Jim Henson studio in Hollywood. It was surreal. Incidentally, Jon and Stephen joked about not being able to play the Sesame Street theme, but isn't it in the public domain because Sesame Street is on PBS, a publicly funded network?
Thank you for the awesome laughs!! You rock!!
Imagine being able to tell people you were peed on by the singer of your favorite band 💦#fangoals
They will smell it 🤮
Oh, Florida being in that statement makes it too obvious
GREAT John! Sesame street. That was my favorite show as a child and now my grandchildren! Love you 💕
A perfect wind-up to Meanwhile!
Churches are the original "Pay-To-Win" gaming apps.
Was this singer also in the hotel room with Trump during his golden shower days…?
She seems too high class for trump.
That Salvation coin smacks of indulgences
Don Jr. suddenly wants to order some “Onion Rings”.
When he said "we were talking about the Asian American muppet that's joining the cast of sesame street" I automatically assumed he meant bobby lee..
😄
Muppets have to keep their clothes on, though
My man
@@RevDrDoo lol, you have a.point
Great segment! Hilarious!
This is something else, funny 😆
I hated onions growing up. This explains why I'm so obsessed with onions nowadays
I still hate onions 🧅
Weird that churches would be taking cryptocurrencies. Like on the one hand you have something with no real value, favoured almost exclusively by crooks and their marks, that exists at best to provide a more complicated and wasteful way to do something we could already and on the- wait I think I get it.
Crypto used exclusively by crooks??? What world are you living on. Have you seen what Cardano is doing in Africa! And what vechain is doing with supply chain!?
Spot on
Hunter Thompsonesque monologue. Solid.
Greatest Meanwhile intro ever
Still waiting for the Meanwhile sub-segment: Memewhile.
That would fit perfectly into the The Late Show Jr.