getting banned from china speedrun

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  • čas přidán 6. 10. 2021
  • social credit meme john xina cena bing chilling moment
    inspired by @SpeedUncle99
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  • @dapz
    @dapz  Před 2 lety +11068

    I got a sub 1.5s in this video using the uyghur strat, go watch it: czcams.com/video/bBGDtksCxC8/video.html

    • @ayoo2345
      @ayoo2345 Před 2 lety +56

      Pineapple

    • @fukyw2
      @fukyw2 Před 2 lety +12

      HEY FIRST

    • @flowmastaflam
      @flowmastaflam Před 2 lety +108

      social credit score is gay

    • @akshatsahu8788
      @akshatsahu8788 Před 2 lety +12

      WOOOOO...........................................

    • @wrathofbabushka8475
      @wrathofbabushka8475 Před 2 lety +56

      This exact system was in a black mirror episode... That ended well didn't it?

  • @dapz
    @dapz  Před 2 lety +27312

    help why is winnie the pooh knocking on my door

    • @Uzzyxd
      @Uzzyxd Před 2 lety +994

      He is the credit score manager

    • @Uzzyxd
      @Uzzyxd Před 2 lety +841

      Dont open the door

    • @fire777.
      @fire777. Před 2 lety +65

      @@Uzzyxd *we

    • @yeet3284
      @yeet3284 Před 2 lety +48

      dont

    • @yeet3284
      @yeet3284 Před 2 lety +23

      @@fire777. open

  • @AdrenalStorm
    @AdrenalStorm Před 2 lety +31586

    Aww man, he didn't even get to say China's president looked like Winnie the Pooh. Ah well. It was a good run.

    • @Vogelx3
      @Vogelx3 Před 2 lety +1241

      you still there bro?

    • @kooshikoosheiji8565
      @kooshikoosheiji8565 Před 2 lety +900

      Nah he gone

    • @real_xijinping
      @real_xijinping Před 2 lety +484

      I used to believe i forever,
      but now I know forever is too short.
      -- Winnie the *Great Emperor*

    • @daakunonua8844
      @daakunonua8844 Před 2 lety +140

      Rest in peace bro 🙏🏼

    • @rasmokv
      @rasmokv Před 2 lety +75

      its any% , not 100%

  • @damianyaxchilan8503
    @damianyaxchilan8503 Před 2 lety +1190

    "He comitted suicide by shooting himself with a sniper rifle at long range. No, it wasn't murder, he had elastic powers."

  • @golden_celery_
    @golden_celery_ Před 2 lety +3266

    As a Taiwanese, I can confirm if we say something that make Winnie the Xi unhappy, I’ll get disappe…

    • @asukakobayashi2803
      @asukakobayashi2803 Před 2 lety +183

      WINNIE THE XI😂😂😂

    • @asukakobayashi2803
      @asukakobayashi2803 Před 2 lety +52

      DUDE NO 😂

    • @thatmechatard8760
      @thatmechatard8760 Před 2 lety +155

      Bro? You still there? You haven't finished your sentence about making winnie the xi unhap...

    • @fiatcolour
      @fiatcolour Před 2 lety +81

      hey bro, you alright? you kinda just dissappeared. no worries, I am sure you are doing fine in the country of Taiwan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE IN THE WALLS

    • @phantomroyalty3705
      @phantomroyalty3705 Před 2 lety +46

      What, I don't believe you let me try it, Winnie the xi see nothing happ...

  • @amberhsiao6153
    @amberhsiao6153 Před 2 lety +9339

    LOL as Taiwanese our social credit is already negative when we were born.

    • @tphung46
      @tphung46 Před 2 lety +335

      And before you were born.

    • @gehesnuts2444
      @gehesnuts2444 Před 2 lety +540

      T********* is that fake name they keep calling what is actually the island of east China.
      + 10 social credit

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 Před 2 lety +162

      @@gehesnuts2444 they never said that Taiwan doesn't exist, just that it isn't a country, implying that it was just an uninhabited piece of land. All mine to conquer by any means necessary.

    • @amberhsiao6153
      @amberhsiao6153 Před 2 lety +34

      @@gehesnuts2444 Approve

    • @amberhsiao6153
      @amberhsiao6153 Před 2 lety +29

      @@navyntune8158 Yeah, we are just a poor pretty green island to them

  • @fernandocano5050
    @fernandocano5050 Před 2 lety +54580

    Unfortunately, Dapz was found dead in his room this evening. The cause of death according to the authorities was suicide by 10 shots in the back. RIP in peace, you'll be missed 😔🙏

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 Před 2 lety +2102

      so now we only have ghost dapz, he can spend his thousands on waffles, but won't be able to consume a single one (︶︿︶)

    • @PizzqTime
      @PizzqTime Před 2 lety +764

      Damn rip😔🕊🕊fly high

    • @leoo3oo768
      @leoo3oo768 Před 2 lety +1550

      RIP in peace= Rest In Peace in peace

    • @tory4777
      @tory4777 Před 2 lety +123

      F

    • @generalpinochet9821
      @generalpinochet9821 Před 2 lety +906

      @@leoo3oo768 makes perfect sense, whats the problem?

  • @Unfime
    @Unfime Před 2 lety +705

    as a Taiwanese person, starting with "Taiwan is a country" made me fall out of my bed wheezing

  • @ThatOneReligiousCatholicPerson

    Taiwan is a country
    Tiananmen square massacre
    Free Tibet
    Dalai Lama
    Edit: Xi jinping looks like Winnie the pooh

    • @s5r581
      @s5r581 Před 2 lety +25

      -300000000000000000 social credit

    • @avrol_
      @avrol_ Před 2 lety +7

      gotta have that- Hong Kong one country two systems

    • @cuongphamviet4769
      @cuongphamviet4769 Před 2 lety +6

      Hoang Sa, Truong Sa is Vietnam (this shit happened since 2013, let's see are the Chinese still piss about this)

    • @nbgoodiscore1303
      @nbgoodiscore1303 Před rokem +4

      Uyghur genocide!
      Why is this pizza spicy?

    • @Markyboyplaysgames
      @Markyboyplaysgames Před 3 měsíci +4

      Free Uyghur Xinjiang 💀

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 Před 2 lety +8835

    Chinese authorities: *_"He just tripped and fell on a knife... Fifteen times"_*

    • @galaxyblues4570
      @galaxyblues4570 Před 2 lety +369

      +100 social credits

    • @sealdew5348
      @sealdew5348 Před 2 lety +135

      HE HAD IT COMING 🎶

    • @sesquipedalian8909
      @sesquipedalian8909 Před 2 lety +90

      @@sealdew5348 HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME 🎶

    • @siliconvalley1552
      @siliconvalley1552 Před 2 lety +22

      Fifteen times 😂🤣🤣

    • @thesilver7238
      @thesilver7238 Před 2 lety +90

      "His body was found in a far away forest with his hands tied, blindfolded and was shot on the back of the head 5 times. The Chinese government confirmed it to be suicide."

  • @saltycat1059
    @saltycat1059 Před 2 lety +8867

    Dapz is such a good guy, 2 people in china was in need of a kidney and dapz donated his. What a giga chad.

  • @ImmSpiderman2428
    @ImmSpiderman2428 Před 2 lety +90

    POV: you are looking for Chinese Nationals

  • @catgrannyan7300
    @catgrannyan7300 Před 2 lety +118

    Remember, if something bad happens to you in China, the US will always be there.
    *standing by and being concerned about it*

    • @workout3D
      @workout3D Před rokem +3

      wow, that's exactly what is happening right now

    • @catgrannyan7300
      @catgrannyan7300 Před rokem +1

      @@workout3D Lmao I predicted it xd

    • @spartand001
      @spartand001 Před měsícem +2

      sending strongly worded condemnation

  • @sargis_02
    @sargis_02 Před 2 lety +4199

    I love how he switches to Spanish at 0:02 with "Hoy me expulsarán de China", while pretending to speak Chinese

    • @starkiler13
      @starkiler13 Před 2 lety +516

      Seriously im from spain and didnt catch that until you said it lol

    • @elmostaza6923
      @elmostaza6923 Před 2 lety +175

      @@starkiler13 hoy me expulsarán de china

    • @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling Před 2 lety +126

      I *immediately* caught on with that, it was the best part of this video.

    • @carval51
      @carval51 Před 2 lety +17

      China in chinese is pronounced zhong guo or middle Kingdom lol

    • @myorkka
      @myorkka Před 2 lety +17

      I KNEW THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE LOLLLL

  • @MohdAnas-fs5yj
    @MohdAnas-fs5yj Před 2 lety +3915

    Plot twist :- he is actually the part of Chinese authorities and decreasing our social credit by making us watch this

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 Před 2 lety +81

      This plot twist makes me question my life choices, or at least my choices within the past couple of hours

    • @peppermint5117
      @peppermint5117 Před 2 lety +1

      oh my god

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 Před 2 lety +3

      man, if only I had social credit

    • @user-ko8xo4dt5h
      @user-ko8xo4dt5h Před 2 lety +3

      @@moomoocowsly yea western bots aren't gonna believe anything any pro-china people says. That's how fucked up the western propaganda is.

    • @SeaSerpentLevi
      @SeaSerpentLevi Před 2 lety +1

      which means it is worldwide "zero social credit" speedrun simultaneously
      Damn dapz is fucking legit

  • @Quasi-Zenith_Satellite_System
    @Quasi-Zenith_Satellite_System Před 7 měsíci +8

    体張ってエンターテイメント届けてくれた主に感謝🙏

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 Před měsícem +12

    Jokes aside, apparently it was a _very_ popular method in online games a few years ago to post the chinese letters for "Tiananmen Massacre" in chat and then watch all the chinese gamers drop out as their internet connection was cut by Xi Jinpooh's cowardly lackeys.

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před 2 lety +29066

    *A silence moment to respect Dapz, he has sacrificed all of his social credit for our entertainment.*

  • @MonsterIsABlock
    @MonsterIsABlock Před 2 lety +15678

    It's easy, just say Hong Kong once and then you will have all of your social credit, perished.

  • @hottudoggu413
    @hottudoggu413 Před 4 měsíci +36

    Ccp bots still pissed it’s hilarious

  • @EtherealistEquinox
    @EtherealistEquinox Před rokem +41

    He really sacrificed himself for our entertainment, what a hero!

  • @zeinslab8635
    @zeinslab8635 Před 2 lety +2818

    Dapz was found dead in his room
    Authorities said.
    "He got shot by a knife"

    • @yucaoximi665
      @yucaoximi665 Před 2 lety +88

      Yes, its very unfortunated to hear that he committed suicide by shooting himself at the back of the head 3 times simultaneously.

    • @kebabman2834
      @kebabman2834 Před 2 lety +5

      He has got*

    • @birinderwarraich1179
      @birinderwarraich1179 Před 2 lety +80

      Post mortem report says, He shot 18 times himself with knifes before ending his precious life.

    • @zeinslab8635
      @zeinslab8635 Před 2 lety +22

      @@kebabman2834 wdym it makes sense

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102 Před 2 lety +34

      @@kebabman2834 if you’re gonna try and correct someone at least say the proper grammar, and say it to someone who’s got it wrong

  • @nahbchi
    @nahbchi Před 2 lety +3791

    * starts speakin chinese * * speaks spanish * * go to english * *get banned from china*, a real sigma

  • @Ant-Lin_Official
    @Ant-Lin_Official Před 8 měsíci +3

    Pls do “Try to get killed in North Korea speedrun”

  • @asbest2092
    @asbest2092 Před 7 měsíci +5

    taiwan is an island, the country that is located on the island is called the republic of china

  • @labcoat-1969
    @labcoat-1969 Před 2 lety +3619

    Another strat is to say the words “Winnie the Pooh.” The president will personally show up to slap you

    • @generalpinochet9821
      @generalpinochet9821 Před 2 lety +88

      *glorious chairman

    • @leon_.03
      @leon_.03 Před 2 lety +188

      "President"? Excuse me, don't you mean Supreme Leader of the Chinese Communist Party? 😤

    • @TD-HO
      @TD-HO Před 2 lety +8

      @@generalpinochet9821 lmao

    • @skrrskrrrr99
      @skrrskrrrr99 Před 2 lety +73

      @@leon_.03 theres a party?! invite pls

    • @skrrskrrrr99
      @skrrskrrrr99 Před 2 lety +11

      parttyy timme woooo hoooo hahah ppaaaartttyyyyy

  • @Prince.Claveria
    @Prince.Claveria Před 2 lety +1675

    Don't worry guys, he's just fine, he's in China and -serving- _studying_ in re-education camp. He's just alright. Anyway, would you like to talk about how great and supreme our emperor is?

    • @JavaScrapper
      @JavaScrapper Před 2 lety +73

      Oh you mean Winnie the Pooh?

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 Před 2 lety +124

      @@JavaScrapper -100 social credit you are forbidden to mention that

    • @milanceschia5784
      @milanceschia5784 Před 2 lety +85

      @@Antimony145 OOO China is my favorite country, supreme entity...
      Actually, my second favorite. My first favorite is Taiwan.

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 Před 2 lety +16

      @@milanceschia5784 😡

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 Před 2 lety +48

      omg guys this is so sad milan was found dead the ccp says that they comited suicide 😭

  • @user-qt5pg2du2i
    @user-qt5pg2du2i Před 7 měsíci +8

    Approved.

  • @retrobeans24
    @retrobeans24 Před 2 lety +6

    Such a good run, few things to improve on here and there to scrape off a bit of time for your next run. Keep practicing, I know you can be no.1.

  • @youremotionalsupport194
    @youremotionalsupport194 Před 2 lety +2709

    He wasn't only banned from china but literally banned from the universe itself. A legend.

    • @mop2254
      @mop2254 Před 2 lety +31

      The universe would give him 10 extra lives for taking on the Chinese (government) infection.

    • @substomebois
      @substomebois Před 2 lety

      you mean multiverse

    • @harshit4450
      @harshit4450 Před 2 lety

      Bro he doesn't exist

    • @bruh7928
      @bruh7928 Před 2 lety

      How can anyone be banned from Canada

    • @jayakisatra4208
      @jayakisatra4208 Před 2 lety

      China IS the universe, dont you ever wonder why everything was made in china? Because in fact, it is.

  • @tony8717
    @tony8717 Před 2 lety +8258

    "Woah, he just disappeared. That's strange."
    - John Xina, future Chairman of the CCP

  • @aieeee4380
    @aieeee4380 Před 2 měsíci +63

    you should do this for Saudi Arabia. Say these things:
    - feminism
    - gay pride
    - journalism

    • @A_14761
      @A_14761 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I know how to be a nice man in Saudi
      I just say I have AK and C4 under my bed

  • @KartikeyaKotwal
    @KartikeyaKotwal Před 2 lety +18

    [this message was deleted by china government]

    • @brentsrx7
      @brentsrx7 Před měsícem

      CZcams at it again.

    • @W-Blanket
      @W-Blanket Před měsícem

      haha spamton hyperlimk blocked funny lolololololololololol

  • @phoenixpoint9114
    @phoenixpoint9114 Před 2 lety +4157

    this guy was really special, so crazy how he managed to stab himself in the heart 45 times.

  • @tomascastillo8361
    @tomascastillo8361 Před 2 lety +7518

    I'm just baffled by his perfect Spanish pronunciation when he said "hoy me expulsaran de China". Very funny my dude, keep it up!

    • @combatwarriors647
      @combatwarriors647 Před 2 lety +46

      That's true

    • @justinz.4069
      @justinz.4069 Před 2 lety +325

      不说中文还说墨西哥语 令我太失望了 -300000000 social credits

    • @jerecakes1
      @jerecakes1 Před 2 lety +13

      and so will Justin Z, given that abysmal credit score

    • @GetsaaOficial
      @GetsaaOficial Před 2 lety +180

      @@justinz.4069 Mexican language doesn't exist, they speak Spanish

    • @quemepartaunrayoiyo
      @quemepartaunrayoiyo Před 2 lety +23

      He can move here to Spain, we appreciate those that fight for freedom.
      Edit: also he can teach us Chinese aswell

  • @pokintethesequel138
    @pokintethesequel138 Před rokem +3

    bro sick gaming headphones! and the keyboard is so amazing!

  • @stocchinet
    @stocchinet Před 2 lety +10

    That Winne the Pooh skip was incredible

  • @john0188
    @john0188 Před 2 lety +2825

    This man dosen‘t fear Winnie the Pooh, Winnie fears him.

    • @rishabhjain7543
      @rishabhjain7543 Před 2 lety +6

      This just got on my recommendation. Is he originally Chinese?

    • @john0188
      @john0188 Před 2 lety

      I think so.

    • @Xiphactinus
      @Xiphactinus Před 2 lety +2

      Xi is finished

    • @thecoffindancegang4170
      @thecoffindancegang4170 Před 2 lety +3

      Jk aside, I'm pretty sure that Xi Jinpooh will be of no concern to him in the grand scheme of things

    • @rexoni2512
      @rexoni2512 Před 2 lety +2

      Pretty sure his pinned message is asking for help from winnie's attack xD

  • @ashraf7242
    @ashraf7242 Před 2 lety +4257

    - Taiwan is a country
    - Freedom for uygurs
    - Free Tibet
    - Xi jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh
    - I hate communism

    • @ddarkon1223
      @ddarkon1223 Před 2 lety +208

      you just killed yourself buddy

    • @justarandomdude420
      @justarandomdude420 Před 2 lety +39

      What does the last point have to do with China?

    • @mata_potato5438
      @mata_potato5438 Před 2 lety +114

      @@justarandomdude420 China is communist country

    • @justarandomdude420
      @justarandomdude420 Před 2 lety +81

      @@mata_potato5438 No, if at all a socialist country, but even that is actually wrong. China has become a capitalist state, especially in the last few decades.

    • @massdistrukt137
      @massdistrukt137 Před 2 lety +60

      Tell me why China calls themselves a communist party then my friend.

  • @greeniceking8398
    @greeniceking8398 Před 2 lety +11

    I can’t believe he actually traveled to china to attempt this speedrun, Mad dedication

  • @imannam
    @imannam Před 2 lety +8

    He killed himself with 3 shots in the back😥

  • @ethenliu2538
    @ethenliu2538 Před 2 lety +2305

    As a Taiwanese ,I just want to say “wNNIe ThE Pooooooool.”

  • @siryrtfgbjeat2135
    @siryrtfgbjeat2135 Před 2 lety +532

    Chinese government: *Oh look at that, he just disappeared*

    • @user-gl8dq3pz7d
      @user-gl8dq3pz7d Před 2 lety +18

      How strange.

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 Před 2 lety +3

      What are u talking about? Who disappeared? 😉

    • @sargx9014
      @sargx9014 Před 2 lety

      De que hablas?, definitivamente nadie ha desaparecido por hacer chistes sobre el presidente de china 😉😉😉😉😉😉, tal vez solo sea casualidad 😮

  • @100PercentNotJo
    @100PercentNotJo Před 2 lety +6

    Extremely impressive run. It will certainly be tough to beat!

  • @TamBiet_
    @TamBiet_ Před 2 lety +7

    - It’s so sad Dapz was dead
    - Who the hell is Dapz??
    - ligma ball

  • @Itsjustdoomed
    @Itsjustdoomed Před 2 lety +3697

    Quite a fantastic run. The only improvement I would suggest is making sure to max out Uyghurs as well. i mean we are talking possible seconds saved here. Other then that this is def a dream verified run

    • @mulqitsani
      @mulqitsani Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah

    • @sbastianbrilyanto4722
      @sbastianbrilyanto4722 Před 2 lety +65

      also not maximizing the sweat shops is kind of a blunder imo

    • @carhawara3394
      @carhawara3394 Před 2 lety +61

      Theres a Winnie Pooh glitch, get you done under 1 Minute!

    • @arnbrandy
      @arnbrandy Před 2 lety +45

      He did one with Uyghurs as well, but the social credit loss was so fast the video has negative time.

    • @sbastianbrilyanto4722
      @sbastianbrilyanto4722 Před 2 lety +13

      @@carhawara3394 quite a risky strat. You need to obtain permanent citizenship first

  • @thecryingweaboo
    @thecryingweaboo Před 2 lety +4666

    This guy has more balls than current Presidents of the world.

    • @megemeep5773
      @megemeep5773 Před 2 lety +14

      True tho

    • @notjhoan
      @notjhoan Před 2 lety +72

      we need trump back. or someone else that isn't a politician and won't try so hard to be politically correct and just say things how they are

    • @Arcad1010
      @Arcad1010 Před 2 lety +25

      i mean is that even fair to compare to? a president has to consider its people, economy, and the future consequences of their action.

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 Před 2 lety +111

      @@notjhoan, Trump was a mess-up. Having a non-politician be the literal most powerful man in the world is like telling a non-doctor to do brain surgery. He only got by because there were other people to help him through the process, many of them put in by previous politicians. I would agree that political correctness has gone too far, but Trump is not the answer.
      Edit: Edited out profanity, unneeded and unjustified.

    • @trodat07
      @trodat07 Před 2 lety +22

      @@boomboone47 true politicians can (and should) come from many backgrounds because they represent major groups of people by common interests, they are not expert repairmen... AND THAT FUCKING SHOWS, EVERYDAY. The lame career politicians represent nobody but themselves; your analogy is just awful and your vision of the world and politics work is naive & infantile at best.

  • @Erebus_official
    @Erebus_official Před 2 lety +4

    Hippity Hoppity you've got a new sub and +999999 social credits btw :3

  • @user-uq4uw7bt4l
    @user-uq4uw7bt4l Před 7 měsíci +15

    为什么我的华为一播放这个视频就闪退?

  • @samjoseph1123
    @samjoseph1123 Před 2 lety +377

    Chinese authorities - Dapz amputated himself and threw himself into the river

  • @maniacnerd9740
    @maniacnerd9740 Před 2 lety +739

    "Woo--"
    Last word from Dapz. Don't worry guys he'll be back. He's immortal after all

  • @atheistidiot
    @atheistidiot Před rokem +4

    This was a really solid run. Maybe, with some refinement, we'll see a sub 5 second run soon

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich Před 7 měsíci +1

    Can't believe I watched a speedrun about nothing at all

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster Před 2 lety +422

    Mad respect for not even using the OP winnie the pooh strategy

  • @KomekkoXwX.
    @KomekkoXwX. Před 7 měsíci

    Since that day he has never been seen alive again.

  • @SicklyLive
    @SicklyLive Před 2 lety +3

    Nice Spanish dapz in the start that hoy me expulsaran de China was really good ngl

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg Před 2 lety +430

    The backstory of how he escaped China and entered godhood.

  • @KalyuGD727
    @KalyuGD727 Před 2 lety +789

    So he speaks spanish, chinese, english and who knows how many more languages he can speak, now that's kinda cracked NGL 🗿👌

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 Před 2 lety +13

      honestly that’s kinda normal for any person of colour

    • @samisha5834
      @samisha5834 Před 2 lety +10

      @@PotatoPizza420 Wtf? He isn't even a person of colour (which refers to dark skinned people)

    • @Remcoms
      @Remcoms Před 2 lety +173

      @@samisha5834 People of colour is people who dip their body in rainbow sauce

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 Před 2 lety +17

      that's normal for chinese-americans. learn chinese natively, esl in school, then world language for hs

    • @YogurtwithBerries
      @YogurtwithBerries Před 2 lety +72

      @@samisha5834 People of color basically refers to people who are not considered "white." Debatably, people who aren't white but might pass as white can still be considered POC. On top of that, white people who don't look white aren't POC. Basically, it's not strictly about the amount of melanin we have in our skin. Either way, it's a weird, arbitrary term, and it doesn't make sense to group different races and ethnicities all together a lot of the times.

  • @Buzter68
    @Buzter68 Před 9 měsíci +3

    his headphones were made in china 💀💀

  • @CobraEerik
    @CobraEerik Před 7 měsíci

    At this today he still never be found again

  • @blueberrygobbler5772
    @blueberrygobbler5772 Před 2 lety +454

    Decent run. Speeduncle has been known to influence.

  • @sushihorns
    @sushihorns Před 2 lety +294

    fastest speedrun of all time

    • @Nuxzal
      @Nuxzal Před 2 lety +5

      And the most legendary

  • @UknownMan-xj9dc
    @UknownMan-xj9dc Před 7 měsíci

    "Xin jin ping has order your execution".

  • @nicole5066
    @nicole5066 Před 2 lety +8

    As someone from China I don't know if I should be laughing but I am

    • @topgoose4818
      @topgoose4818 Před 2 lety +1

      You absolutely should be laughing, the ccp's a joke

    • @cadetw1376
      @cadetw1376 Před 2 lety

      are you using a vpn?

    • @nicole5066
      @nicole5066 Před 2 lety +4

      @@cadetw1376 Not educated enough to know, but I'm no longer a citizen from China. Changed my passport ig

    • @nicole5066
      @nicole5066 Před 2 lety

      @@topgoose4818 Ofc

  • @hontonix1413
    @hontonix1413 Před 2 lety +378

    "Dapz is with me"
    -Sun Tzu Art of War

  • @AttackUIWill
    @AttackUIWill Před 2 lety +178

    99% of these comments - looking for CCP supporters
    1% of these comments - CCP supporters

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson Před 8 měsíci

    *Wakes up in a war-torn field in Burma*

  • @thebotbuilder
    @thebotbuilder Před 2 lety +4

    That new exploit you discovered that allowed you to skip the Winnie the Pooh level was insane, I have seen it in TAS runs before but that has to be the first time a human has pulled the trick off

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 2 lety +1175

    Been looking for Dapz for a week now

    • @rioaezkamyx7072
      @rioaezkamyx7072 Před 2 lety

      Hi

    • @s4stats698
      @s4stats698 Před 2 lety +18

      i wonder how many notifications you get when ur million comments gets likes or replies

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 Před 2 lety +2

      Ray Mak knows he can just post any comment he wants and still gets subs and likes.

    • @eboy8526
      @eboy8526 Před 2 lety +1

      Y is this only having a single like

    • @cosmogol6058
      @cosmogol6058 Před 2 lety +7

      Chinese authorities said he tripped on a knife and the knife triggered a pistol taht shot him in the pp 18 times

  • @lorenzopenna.
    @lorenzopenna. Před 2 lety +649

    Chinese guy: gets banned and deported from china
    Also the guy: "i see this as an absolute win"

    • @tematwist2695
      @tematwist2695 Před 2 lety +43

      nah he was send to re-education camps in Uyghyr Autonomic Region

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Před 2 lety +6

      except you get deported to hell.

    • @FungusUSMC
      @FungusUSMC Před 2 lety +8

      Chinese guy: Gets kicked out of China
      Also Chinese guy: "Don't you threaten me with a great time"

    • @nmdgks
      @nmdgks Před 2 lety

      He was physically removed from this world

    • @jaqenhghar904
      @jaqenhghar904 Před 2 lety +2

      How the hell getting deported from china a punishment.

  • @sinistarz0253
    @sinistarz0253 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Chinese, Spanish and English in the intro and... banned from China, -1000000 credits already

  • @Thiosulfate
    @Thiosulfate Před 7 měsíci +1

    Certainly a smart boy, not a wise man yet

  • @R9A9V2
    @R9A9V2 Před 2 lety +520

    Condolences for the bereaved family of dapz. He has sacrificed his life for breaking one of the known most dangerous world record attempts in history with fatality rate of 100 percent. F

  • @nathan1507
    @nathan1507 Před 2 lety +66

    Dude went 🇨🇳 🇪🇸 🇬🇧 real fast

  • @MinhTuanLe-is5e
    @MinhTuanLe-is5e Před 8 měsíci

    I Like how the chair spin

  • @cainoob9401
    @cainoob9401 Před 2 lety +8

    Dapz gets -9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Social Credit for disrespect

  • @HappyEgg915
    @HappyEgg915 Před 2 lety +196

    China's starting social credit
    normal person: 100
    Taiwanese: -100

  • @ImDustCc4770
    @ImDustCc4770 Před 2 lety +513

    As a Taiwanese.
    I was be like "Wow,just like a normal day I already got banned but China still call us Chinese Taipei."
    So Yeah.That's what I thinking about.
    Keep this meme going.I can't wait to see more about how Chinese credit can do.

    • @anymea5159
      @anymea5159 Před 2 lety +17

      As long as Taiwan exists as a nation, the world will also have a free and democratic China

    • @spnkrt
      @spnkrt Před 2 lety +58

      @@anymea5159 China? Don't you mean West Taiwan?

    • @anymea5159
      @anymea5159 Před 2 lety +1

      @@spnkrt XD

    • @TheLostChild25
      @TheLostChild25 Před 2 lety +11

      @Kazumaf bruh...you're the type of guy to call all sort of asian people "chinese"? 😂
      there is no Japanese,Koreans and other for ya,right?

    • @TheLostChild25
      @TheLostChild25 Před 2 lety +3

      @Kazumaf lemme guess,ur American?

  • @carrotbs6122
    @carrotbs6122 Před 7 měsíci

    LMAO MY HEADPHONES ARE THE SAME RN

  • @kumupro219
    @kumupro219 Před 7 měsíci

    If your social credit is less than-1330000000000 they end you a missile strike as a gift

  • @dieenttauschung4124
    @dieenttauschung4124 Před 2 lety +48

    Dapz teleported to the same place as Tom Scott went after he vaped

    • @itsguy695
      @itsguy695 Před 2 lety +5

      There is- EUGHUH

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet Před 2 lety +3

      and it is also the place that nigahiga went when he stopped uploading 1 year ago.
      It's also where Adolf Hitler went after leaving Germany (no it isn't argentina)
      It's where Waldo was found
      That nerf dart
      And also where I bury my bodies.
      Ignore the last one btw.

  • @BLXCO
    @BLXCO Před 2 lety +269

    “Of course not, the perfect video doesn’t exis-“

  • @Jay_woffe
    @Jay_woffe Před 8 měsíci

    Don't forget the horror movie they made about the Chinese president

  • @Laiyesi24
    @Laiyesi24 Před 8 měsíci +2

    born in China
    Girl
    sPEedrUn coMPlEteD

  • @userdata9511
    @userdata9511 Před 2 lety +632

    Me: “Kiryu Coco did nothing wrong!”
    My social credit: *chuckls* “I’m in danger.”

  • @ligma9853
    @ligma9853 Před 2 lety +86

    I like how he starts speaking Chinese, then Spanish and then English

  • @Tommy_Orca
    @Tommy_Orca Před rokem

    0:03
    plot twist: he social credit protection got broke because he spoke english, that why he got negative social credit

  • @TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger

    Dapz Was Found Dead In His Room Mere Hours After Recording This, Authorities Say He Committed Suicide By Unloading 2 Magazines Into His Head.
    R.I.P

  • @reiiz9942
    @reiiz9942 Před 2 lety +893

    This man sacrifice himself for our entertainment. What a mega giga ultra chad. Respec +1

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 Před 2 lety

      He literally just admitted that he only does this as a low risk grift
      >"Dw bud I hate edgelords as much as you do, but if you read my entire comment you would know that I posted this video to capitalize on the social credit meme. And it worked. I’m not trying to make a political statement, and the whole point of this channel is me doing low risk stuff :)"

    • @mikeken6733
      @mikeken6733 Před 2 lety +16

      @@bigdumbfatcat2869 why do you care? stop grinding social credits, fishhead

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mikeken6733 You will never be a woman

    • @mikeken6733
      @mikeken6733 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bigdumbfatcat2869 lmao get stomped fishhead, the left nor china CAN NOT MEME

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mikeken6733 >He says the left can't meme, as they hold every single position of power and influence, and arrest him for trying to prevent his daughter from being raped by a boy wearing a skirt.
      Did China make the FBI arrest White working class people, for buying pressure cookers? Did China cover up the rape of somebody's daughter, because the rapist was a troon? Did China build statues of drug addicts that threaten pregnant women at gun point? Did China kill Ashley Babbit, and then have her killer celebrated on TV as a hero? Did China murder Justine Ruszczyk Damond?
      Is "MUH CHINA" how you cope with the fact that the ADL decides who has free speech in the US and who doesn't?
      How do you feel about the fact, that YT will get ME censored, for calling you what you are? It rhymes with "maggot".

  • @MusicSounds
    @MusicSounds Před 2 lety +1473

    the way he pronounced China would already lose him all his social credit
    Edit:
    his pronunciation is considered offensive in China because that was how the Japanese pronounced China back in WWII
    also, kind of an accidental double joke about the Chinese government being a snowflake considering China is still pronounced that way in many languages

  • @chizii9650
    @chizii9650 Před 2 lety +16

    Months of grinding social credit wasted

  • @oweeoh7895
    @oweeoh7895 Před 2 lety +3

    He didn't even have to use the hong Kong meta

  • @arson1tez
    @arson1tez Před 2 lety +210

    Suicide by shooting himself in the head 5 times?
    Holy shit, this guy is trying to speedrun death when all he needed was one.

    • @BaptiRules
      @BaptiRules Před 2 lety +7

      the irony is that this happend to an american journalist.

    • @real_xijinping
      @real_xijinping Před 2 lety

      He looks like a good chad, pity for him.

  • @googleaccount388
    @googleaccount388 Před 2 lety +269

    "hoy me expulsaran de China"
    "Today they'll expel me from China"
    Soy latino de corazon

    • @dapz
      @dapz  Před 2 lety +112

      ye i dont remember how to conjugate so i used google translate and google translate stilldoesnt know how to conjugate

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 Před 2 lety +5

      yeah 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 Před 2 lety +16

      @@dapz yeah, it would be "Hoy me prohibirán de China"

    • @trashbug4843
      @trashbug4843 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dapz but idk, made enough sense to me

    • @mely105
      @mely105 Před 2 lety +31

      @@trashbug4843 as a Spanish-speaker person "hoy me prohibirán de China" doesn't make sense lol

  • @winterreise694
    @winterreise694 Před 2 lety +2

    This is a genius way to spread awareness of china plan of social credit lol

  • @lanc2776
    @lanc2776 Před 2 lety +4

    Couldn't even say "Free HK" before getting banned lol

  • @francismoree
    @francismoree Před 2 lety +294

    There are more optimized strats you can use on this speedrun depending on the current patch you're playing on.
    The most recent patch with Xi Jinping as president, means a direct insult to him will easily get a ban faster than historical events. So simply saying "Winnie the Pooh" can shorten your time drastically.

    • @bismayparida2115
      @bismayparida2115 Před 2 lety +3

      Well here goes ur 100000000

    • @zoomgle7954
      @zoomgle7954 Před 2 lety +4

      *Life* time

    • @potatogamerman
      @potatogamerman Před rokem

      Often during that patch, many people used that strat to get sub 1-second runs, and extremely fast runs didn't have that same value, so he decided to use a weaker strat and still got a pretty fast time

  • @Lucas-to2jc
    @Lucas-to2jc Před 2 lety +218

    Don't worry guys, Dapz won't upload anymore because he's gonna take a little "vacation" in China. It's just gonna take forever.

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry Před 2 lety +1

      @Mark Reynolds no, china, stupid

    • @justkev1044
      @justkev1044 Před 2 lety +1

      @Mark Reynolds no there’s more or less no cases there for quite some months or if you wanna say they started it then why not fuck Europe they had Black Death

    • @qwertykeyboard1207
      @qwertykeyboard1207 Před 2 lety +1

      @@justkev1044 Black death was theorized to be from China

    • @justkev1044
      @justkev1044 Před 2 lety +1

      @@qwertykeyboard1207 sheesh
      Imo people should stop blaming countries for getting the world sick

    • @qwertykeyboard1207
      @qwertykeyboard1207 Před 2 lety

      @@justkev1044 Lmao when did i blame anything I just stated black death 'may' be from china

  • @NibbleNibble2011
    @NibbleNibble2011 Před 2 lety +1

    “ the speed uncle strat” - Dapz 2021

  • @account8494
    @account8494 Před 8 měsíci

    Friendly fire is crazy