If you are not Chinese, you will never know what it means to us that you made 5 seconds of silence when you put the picture about the Nanjing Massacre. SALUTE!
@@seaTp736 I meant the history after 10th Oct. 1949.In China main land,we call the history which is before the British attacked China in 1840 as "ancient Chinese history" and the history which is after 1840 and before 10th Oct. 1949 as "the history between the ancient history and the modern history".The War Lord Era(1912-1949) you said is the second part from the history between the ancient history and the modern history.
I sincerely thank you to mention the Nanjing Massacre and all the important facts about it. I really hope it gains more attention as its not any less (or even more) brutal than the genocide in the Europe front.
Sadly, officials in the Japanese government, including the Prime Minister, visit the memorial hall dedicated to Japanese war criminals EVERY year without any remorse. Imagine what Europeans would think if Scholz/Merkel visit memorials to Hitler, Heinrich and Himmler every year.
I still found it funny that a dynasty was founded cause a prison guard is going to get death sentences because one of the prisoner escape, so he said "fuck it" and release all of the prisoners and start a rebellion lmao
Lei Bang is more like a county sheriff in that time. Him have a very very good charisma, generous, and forbearing Befriend a lot ppls including a dogs butcher , administrative officer , funeral music performer , administrative office driver (all end up became him top generals & ministers).
There are lots of funny stories about that guy😂 But I don't like him because of this story: when the soldiers of his greatest enemy were hunting him, he tried to run away in a cart driven by a loyal guard, while his daughter and son sit with him. He literally kicked both of his children out of the cart, so that the cart would run faster with less weight. Yet the guard kept bringing those kids back to the cart, so he kicked them out again, he repeated doing this three times before he finally gave up trying.
You seem to have misremembered that the story you are talking about is the story of Liu Bei (刘备，Emperor of Shu Han during the Three Kingdoms period).@@Katzeleben6028
The version I heard is that the trip was delayed due to extreme weather, and of course some prisoners took advantage of this and escaped. It’s a death penalty for everyone back then. On the top of that, there were already some rebellions elsewhere, so the guard simply decided to give it a try. He was in his 40s or 50s at the time.
@@Michael-uc2pn "oops I lost the mandate of heaven, well it's not like anything bad will- HOLY SHEET" "And so, the emperor was sent straight into the shadow realm"
@@2233forlolz not to sound rude, just want to inform you, even though you probably already know. Empress Dowager basically means mother of the emperor. I forgot which emperor was it, I think Xuantong (or Puyi), but since the emperor was too young, Cixi took over as regent. Seeing as your comment says she controls everything, you probably already know what happened lol. Again, sorry if i'm rude.
@@MUSKETPENGUIN3000Actually, it’s not Puyi during the Boxer Rebellion, it was his older cousin, the Guangxu Emperor, who was ruling at that time, but because he was deemed too liberal by the nobles and the Empress Dowager, so she put him in house arrest and took over as regent. And worse, as Cixi was about to die, she ordered the Guangxu Emperor to be poisoned, so that when she goes, he will go with her, then decreed that her grandson Puyi to be the next heir of the empire.
My child finished watching the history of the entire world and was OBSESSED with China constantly breaking apart and coming back together. Thank you for this gem. My kindergartener with real weird interests appreciates your hard work.
“Here begins our tale. The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been.”--Beginning of 《Romance of three Kindoms》, most famous history novel in China.
Bruh they made the typical cliche misrepresentation of the great leap forward supposedly being a total failure rather than the huge improvement in literacy and life expectancy that it was
@@icantpursuewhatimtrulypass7335 Gimme whatever drugs you've been taking man, the leap made people gave up their cooking tool and many other obsessions to forge bad quality steel ingots that ended up not usable and the cultural revolution burns down countless books of history and culture including my own family's family tree book and so much more. My bloody primary school is literally built upon mass grave because supposedly the bright energy of the young can cancel out the omen from the dead😅
@@onionrangerduck7024 my drugs are literal statistics lol. the great leap forward was harsh and i'd definitely join in on criticizing the cultural revolution, but some consideration for the millions of people lifted out of miserable poverty and saved from oppressive warlords and nationalists might give you some clarification on why not everyone shares your hatred of mao
It would be if he talked like a normal person instead of hyperarticulating like a first year broadcasting student and put in the 2 minutes required to learn how to read pinyin properly.
As a native Chinese, I would say this video is more or less accurate, at least without significant errors. The beauty is that it's easy for foreigners to get a sense of Chinese history. Good job!
Xin 新is not a dynasty, but the 1st attempt of Chinese democratic style governance. Unfortunately Wang Mang王莽 failed & Han royal family resumed their dynasty throne.
@@ArcticBearII The Lefties/Liberals/Democrats in-power are kneeling & licking CCP's boots. They can censor or nuke any of my comments and throw away my freedom of speech any time they want.
@@moisesezequielgutierrez yeah bro totally china is the baddest villain I'm sure other world powers is too pacifist and don't doing wars or massacres lil bro is too fragile
a bit nitpick: that cultural revolution is more of "not new order" instead of "too capitalist", that people are doing "things" to show they're "revolutionary enough", hence the specific name of "cultural revolution"
8:12 Wanna know what happened? Japan killed from 200k-300k innocent Chinese citizens, killed innocent people as a sport and raped up to 80k women as well as executed around 40k POWs. In 1990, the Japanese government denied all the atrocities committed calling it a lie. Even Hitler was baffled
It's stupid because they were so shameless about ut at the time that they punlished newspapers describing and showing what they were doing. The denialist position is psychotic.
the reason why its underrated is because its lit a copy of a video called history of japan made like 8 years ago with over 80 million views. Also this one is just a copycat
As somebody who's going to China in 2 months and an American, this is amazing😄 I'm also reading classic Chinese literature before I go, I've read the Ta Te Ching, Chuang Tzu and the analects of Confucius~ Also read the Lotus Sutra, Heart Sutra, Platform Sutra and Diamond Sutra😎☝️
Ngl this is my first time seeing an American study so deep into Chinese literature damn I'm a Chinese myself and you sound more knowledgeable than me in these areas😅Good luck with ur trip to China lel
@@TheMentorOfMomosgonna tell the story about Liu Bang, but skipped the epic downfall of his dinasty 400 years later, naaah, I ain't letting that one pass
I rewatched bill wurtz's "history of japan" right after this and honestly, this one is clearer in how it conveys information and has more educational value. Cool video!
No way with this effort you don't have more subscribers or views Remember me when you blow up please cause I know you will blow up You will the greatest❤
You need to understand that ancient Buddhist monks were not required to pay taxes and corvee, and because of their beliefs, many people would donate large amounts of property to the monks, which would be turned into land. As a result, Buddhist monks in ancient China generally owned land that did not need to pay taxes, and this situation would largely become the direct cause of the collapse of ancient dynasties. In order to rule, the Lord would generally loot the temple when the land acquisition was serious. This is actually a practical reason, on the other hand, many temples sometimes even set up their own armed forces, which can lead to some rebellions and wars
actually, Vietman's independence was forced by french, vietman has been a part of china for thousand years, even till Qing dynasty, it was still it's tributary country.
@@user-xx8ve7gt8s I mean the Huichang Buddhist Persecutions and other Buddhist Persecution in China. also good for telling more facts about Buddhism in Ancient China
@@wkq6664Vietnamese has been independent since the Tang, tributary states just means we pay tribute in order to be able to trade with China. Siam was another tributary state, but no one consider Siam as part of China.
there are a few things that I think you should’ve mentioned (for example sun yat sen as the father of the nation) but you still managed to summarize thousands of years of history in 9 minutes and the quality is fantastic!
(Almost) Every Chinese dynasties explained by one word: 1. Xia - Legendary 2. Shang - Oracle 3. Zhou - Feudal 4. Qin - Unification 5. Han - Golden 6. Six Dynasties - Division 7. Sui - Reunification 8. Tang - Prosperity 9. Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms - Fragmentation 10. Song - Innovation 11. Yuan - Mongol 12. Ming - Restoration 13. Qing - Manchu 14. Republic - Revolution 15. People’s Republic - Communist (I add the ROC and PRC Just for fun)
"If you're a bad ruler, then heaven gets angry at you and it's bad for everyone. So they're allowed to overthrow you." So basically, an early form of consent of the governed, 4,000 years ago.
in average it takes 300ish yrs to start a new dynasty in China based on these dozens of dynasties. The mainstream medias are lying to audiences about china at age of 70. It has up and downs but not likely to have a new dynasty in near future, otherwise the U.S. won't be so anxious about holding the world No.1 place
To be fair, he is insignificant compared to the conflict that happened in China the whole at that time. He is thought to be significant because he sided with the winner of the warlord war.
@@FourLionsClips That's actually pretty much how that part of history should be treated. It wasn't really much special than other part of that. After all, nothing changes, China broke again after a temporary unification.
@@Mustache_SamTrue, but mentioning that part a lil bit more would be helpful just to give a reference point. "Are you wondering where those RoTK stuffs came from? Here"
Thank you so much for leaving 10 secs to mourn the tragic Nanjing massacre! I would never ever forget that, cuz i come from Nanjing, and my grandma’s parents authentically went through that merciless period of time.
@@ChinazilandIn the early days, the CCP even appointed an old farmer as its general secretary because they believed that this could ensure the "purity" of the party.
To be honest, modern Chinese Mainland is more unified than any previous dynasty, and more inclined to be unified than the people of any other country, because we are really fed up with division, and we just want to have a good life.This is why the Chinese people chose to follow the communist road when we established our country. The core of common prosperity in communism is similar to the great common world proposed by our Chinese ancestors.
If you have lived in China or received Chinese education, you will know that no one in China believes in God, Heaven, Christianity now. Due to the failure of the Qing Dynasty and the invasion of Japanese imperialism, Chinese now rely more on the power of their own hands rather than the so-called heavens and gods and other countries help, and are more united than any previous dynasty.Because we will never forget that life today was forged by the flesh and blood of the Communist Party's predecessors during World War II.
As a Chinese guy, I have to say the video expresses the history of China the way I learned in schools. So, I guess this is a good video to learn about China （like Chinese do lol). However, I have to mention that some modern historic events like the Cultural Revolution are quite controversial in China. And people's perspective on these events changes all the time depending on the situation (because they are not so "history" for us). Still, I have to say thanks for making this video to get everyone know more about China.❤
3:12 Actually, Goguryeo was not Korea. The modern Korea (including North and South) has only a little little little something to do with Goguryeo, you will find more descendants of Goguryeo in modern China, as Goguryeo was more related with Mongol and Manchu. The ancestors of modern Korea were Samhan (Byeonhan, Jinhan, Mahan), and later Gaya, Baekje, Silla.
I don't get why it's called a parody, this is much more! A very well made history video and a splendid sequel of the bill wurtz "history of" saga. Great job!
Pretty accurate and is as fast paced as I expected it to be. Cause in chinese history you can get side tracked on alot of stuff especially the 3 kingdoms era and the awesome fighting that happened during that time.
I'm Chinese. This OOOOOOVERLY simplified Chinese history is 1000x more educational than the vast majority of content on CZcams talking about China. And my heartfelt gratitude for the silence. Subscribed!
Quite funny how your profile picture is the soviets and your username is russian. Did you know that soldiers would probably have died on the recent warfare if China didn’t supply them with armor?@@user-vf8cj1qe1i
our chinese ancestor always mention : long divided,must unite,long united,must divide,it a description for chinese history,but also a rule for every thing（分久必合，合久必分）
TL;DR: china had a revolution and had a revolution and is broke and is whole and is broke again and is whole again and is broke again and is whole again and is broke again and is whole again and revolted again and is broke again and is whole again and was taken over and revolted again and was taken over again and was bullied by literally everyone and revolted again and revolted again
Hello. First of all, I enjoyed your video. I'll leave my like, and subscribe your channel for show my support. I generally agree about your video, but I would like to raise an objection in the Great Wall description section. It is the distortion of China's history that the Great Wall of China depicts as if it existed beyond Liaohe. The Great Wall ends at a Shanhai Pass near Beijing. The Great Wall in the east of Liaohe is not the Great Wall of China. It is the Great Wall of Goguryeo. It is not even shaped like the Great Wall, but an organic defense facility made up of several scattered fortresses.
Goguryeo fought a fierce 70-year war against a formidable army of unified China, defending itself from terrifying attacks by the Sui and Tang empires several times with this organic defense system. The Sui Dynasty attacked Goguryeo beyond Liaohe with a million troops, but failed to capture any castle and lost 300,000 elite soldiers to General Eulji Mundeok on the Cheongcheon River. Lee Se-min, one of the best monarchs of the Tang Dynasty, could not break the castle of Ansi, one of Goguryeo's great walls, and ran away after losing his imposing expeditionary forces by General Yeon Gaesomun's army, and he fabricated his own history books for mental self-defense because he was ashamed that he had been defeated by Goguryeo's army, which he regarded as barbarians.
@@user-hm9gy9vy6n 또한 고구려(高高麗)는 서기 1세기부터 7세기까지 700년 동안 지속된 작은 왕조였다. 왕(王)의 고려(高麗)는 918년에 건립되어 1392년 조선 왕조로 대체되었다. 고려 왕조는 고구려의 통치를 용이하게 하고 여러 부처를 종속시키기 위해 고구려를 계승한다고 주장하고 국호를 고려로 바꿨다. 사실, 둘 사이에는 상속 관계가 없습니다.
Thank you for popularizing our history to the world in this way. Although the style of the video is very humorous, I still cried at the end. Our present is what countless heroes have paid for with their lives.If we can, we hope that there will be no more war in the world.😭
If you are not Chinese, you will never know what it means to us that you made 5 seconds of silence when you put the picture about the Nanjing Massacre. SALUTE!
作为南京人，非常感谢
相当震撼
the history 18+ history books cant even describe what happened there. There is a reason they refuse to admit
真的挺震惊
He forgot tibet and Ughyurs
"Sounds like you lost the mandate of heaven 🎶"
The entire ancient Chinese history in a nutshell
@@seaTp736 inclues some of the modern Chinese history to,but the Chinese map is wrong
@@Eason2010 You mean the Warlord Era?
@@seaTp736meaning almost every photo actually and ancient belief parts are entirely wrong
@@seaTp736 I meant the history after 10th Oct. 1949.In China main land,we call the history which is before the British attacked China in 1840 as "ancient Chinese history" and the history which is after 1840 and before 10th Oct. 1949 as "the history between the ancient history and the modern history".The War Lord Era(1912-1949) you said is the second part from the history between the ancient history and the modern history.
I sincerely thank you to mention the Nanjing Massacre and all the important facts about it. I really hope it gains more attention as its not any less (or even more) brutal than the genocide in the Europe front.
“人的悲喜并不相通，我只觉得他们吵闹”
Sadly, officials in the Japanese government, including the Prime Minister, visit the memorial hall dedicated to Japanese war criminals EVERY year without any remorse. Imagine what Europeans would think if Scholz/Merkel visit memorials to Hitler, Heinrich and Himmler every year.
@@bowenfan4489 迅哥
@@user-re5ol6mf1v 这其中所蕴含的哲理我直到近几年才有所体会和领悟
It was the Holocaust, but for Asians. And the Japanese still refused to acknowledge it
I still found it funny that a dynasty was founded cause a prison guard is going to get death sentences because one of the prisoner escape, so he said "fuck it" and release all of the prisoners and start a rebellion lmao
Lei Bang is more like a county sheriff in that time.
Him have a very very good charisma, generous, and forbearing
Befriend a lot ppls including a dogs butcher , administrative officer , funeral music performer , administrative office driver (all end up became him top generals & ministers).
There are lots of funny stories about that guy😂 But I don't like him because of this story: when the soldiers of his greatest enemy were hunting him, he tried to run away in a cart driven by a loyal guard, while his daughter and son sit with him. He literally kicked both of his children out of the cart, so that the cart would run faster with less weight. Yet the guard kept bringing those kids back to the cart, so he kicked them out again, he repeated doing this three times before he finally gave up trying.
You seem to have misremembered that the story you are talking about is the story of Liu Bei (刘备，Emperor of Shu Han during the Three Kingdoms period).@@Katzeleben6028
The version I heard is that the trip was delayed due to extreme weather, and of course some prisoners took advantage of this and escaped. It’s a death penalty for everyone back then. On the top of that, there were already some rebellions elsewhere, so the guard simply decided to give it a try. He was in his 40s or 50s at the time.
Yea It's ture
TL,DR: China's whole again, then it broke again.
Losing the mandate of heaven speedrun
Guess they lost their mandate of heaven...
The Romance of the Three Kingdoms was right, of course
@@Michael-uc2pn "oops I lost the mandate of heaven, well it's not like anything bad will- HOLY SHEET"
"And so, the emperor was sent straight into the shadow realm"
Fun fact, every time it happens, the population got cut in half😢
Watching Empress Dowager Cixi weighing her options crack me up
she is not the emperess tho, but she controls everything.
@@2233forlolz not to sound rude, just want to inform you, even though you probably already know. Empress Dowager basically means mother of the emperor. I forgot which emperor was it, I think Xuantong (or Puyi), but since the emperor was too young, Cixi took over as regent. Seeing as your comment says she controls everything, you probably already know what happened lol. Again, sorry if i'm rude.
@@MUSKETPENGUIN3000 you are one of the nicest person I've ever met online bro
@@MUSKETPENGUIN3000Actually, it’s not Puyi during the Boxer Rebellion, it was his older cousin, the Guangxu Emperor, who was ruling at that time, but because he was deemed too liberal by the nobles and the Empress Dowager, so she put him in house arrest and took over as regent. And worse, as Cixi was about to die, she ordered the Guangxu Emperor to be poisoned, so that when she goes, he will go with her, then decreed that her grandson Puyi to be the next heir of the empire.
@@redoktober8164 Thank you for informing me! I was a bit confused lol
My child finished watching the history of the entire world and was OBSESSED with China constantly breaking apart and coming back together. Thank you for this gem. My kindergartener with real weird interests appreciates your hard work.
“Here begins our tale. The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been.”--Beginning of 《Romance of three Kindoms》, most famous history novel in China.
@@frankyi1967 it's a masterpiece, almost every children in CN have read it
Aww, that’s really sweet!
@@ezcomputerz5551 是的几乎所以中国人都知道，里面的几个人物
@@frankyi1967 For some reason Japanese are really obsessed with Romance of three Kingdom.
Never forget of the nanjing massacre
🇷🇺👨🏻🦯🇨🇳🐒🦠🦮
yep truely awful
"unit 731" google it.
I searched it up to be a massacre and i was literally traumatized from what i saw on wikipedia (The stats)
dude u r right
As a Chinese, this is ngl really great. Mostly accurate throughout the video and rather humorous too
Most accurate i've ever seen yes. 目前刷到过最好最客观的了
Bruh they made the typical cliche misrepresentation of the great leap forward supposedly being a total failure rather than the huge improvement in literacy and life expectancy that it was
as a Chinese, this is the history in my view
@@icantpursuewhatimtrulypass7335 Gimme whatever drugs you've been taking man, the leap made people gave up their cooking tool and many other obsessions to forge bad quality steel ingots that ended up not usable and the cultural revolution burns down countless books of history and culture including my own family's family tree book and so much more. My bloody primary school is literally built upon mass grave because supposedly the bright energy of the young can cancel out the omen from the dead😅
@@onionrangerduck7024 my drugs are literal statistics lol. the great leap forward was harsh and i'd definitely join in on criticizing the cultural revolution, but some consideration for the millions of people lifted out of miserable poverty and saved from oppressive warlords and nationalists might give you some clarification on why not everyone shares your hatred of mao
Most bill wurtz parodies aren't engaging, but from the first 10 seconds I can tell this is great
It's actually incredible
The tone is off, but I'm more revolted by the shameless unoriginality of it
@@SuperPizzaman55 K.
@@SuperPizzaman55 Same. Why do people have to cop others style?
It would be if he talked like a normal person instead of hyperarticulating like a first year broadcasting student and put in the 2 minutes required to learn how to read pinyin properly.
As a native Chinese, I would say this video is more or less accurate, at least without significant errors. The beauty is that it's easy for foreigners to get a sense of Chinese history. Good job!
This is the only history of China on CZcams that doesn't stop at the Qin dynasty lmao
actually there is one here made by a chinese youtuber that sums up 5k years of chinese history till 2020 czcams.com/video/00c_nAgM5xU/video.html
Because the Xin dynasty never existed.
@@spadaacca这个朝代是存在的，不过只存在了几年，就被上一个朝代的皇室后裔给击败，并且又恢复了上一个朝代。
Xin 新is not a dynasty, but the 1st attempt of Chinese democratic style governance. Unfortunately Wang Mang王莽 failed & Han royal family resumed their dynasty throne.
@@pushcartoldman8698 and some theorists says, he might be a time traveller because of his policy being weirdly similar to modern day
This is bill wurtz quality
Not even close
More like new mini - bill Wurtz Channel
@@RS50O still closer than most videos take what you can get
@@RS50O Or China brand bill wurtz
Agreed
Is the Bill Wurtz format a genre now?
The father of it, gonna be in history books of the future
No isn’t, this is just a lazy copy
@@dayviduh lol it takes a lot of effort to almost perfectly replicate the bill wurtz style. Try doing it yourself
@@dayviduhlast time I checked, Bill wurtz didn’t make a video on the entire history of China
yes!
“ legalize drugs stop having drugs be illegal “ 😂😂😂😂
“ seems like you lost the Mandate of Heaven “😂😂😂
Are you 5?
@@New_Sguy i am 3
Portland
Guess what other states also lost the Mandate of Heaven?
@@New_SguyBro commented that many different times he’s a kid Forsure 😂
As a Chinese, I approve of this history, most accurate thing ever
Except for the _"Great Leap"_ and _"Ti*namen Square 1989"_
Otherwise you'll lose your social credits points
@@moisesezequielgutierrez Well, I'm pretty sure the government won't take over CZcams
@@ArcticBearII
The Lefties/Liberals/Democrats in-power are kneeling & licking CCP's boots. They can censor or nuke any of my comments and throw away my freedom of speech any time they want.
@@moisesezequielgutierrez why don't you talk about guantanamo, 9/11, iraq war, afghan war then? Or else you'll lose your CIA points
@@moisesezequielgutierrez yeah bro totally china is the baddest villain I'm sure other world powers is too pacifist and don't doing wars or massacres
lil bro is too fragile
a bit nitpick: that cultural revolution is more of "not new order" instead of "too capitalist", that people are doing "things" to show they're "revolutionary enough", hence the specific name of "cultural revolution"
okay that makes a lot more sense why they would destroy their ancient history to show how "revolutionary" they are...
How does this only have 300 something views this is peak content compared to greenscreenkids and those goofy ass thirst traps.
230k now lmfao
I was very happy to see that you quoted Li Qingzhao at 4:15 .
She's one of my favorite poets of all time! 😃
Same❤
8:12 Wanna know what happened? Japan killed from 200k-300k innocent Chinese citizens, killed innocent people as a sport and raped up to 80k women as well as executed around 40k POWs. In 1990, the Japanese government denied all the atrocities committed calling it a lie. Even Hitler was baffled
Asian be really wacky when it's war crime time
The Japanese even killed thousands of Chinese outside China, i.e. 1942 Sook Ching massacre in Singapore.
I was looking that up and I most of the pictures I saw are dead children corpses
U know shit is bad when the Nazi is disgust by it
It's stupid because they were so shameless about ut at the time that they punlished newspapers describing and showing what they were doing. The denialist position is psychotic.
I need to say you state all the important things for China history.
Kinda funny, kinda informative.
Very good😂
This video is actually genuinely underated and damm.
Probably because China is under rated so no one cares about the topic of the video
how could something that had only been released for 3 days be underrated?
@@seadkolasinac7220 It's a like farming comment
@@seadkolasinac7220 I’m pretty sure the point is for people to be like “yeah this is pretty underrated”
And then like the comment.
the reason why its underrated is because its lit a copy of a video called history of japan made like 8 years ago with over 80 million views. Also this one is just a copycat
As somebody who's going to China in 2 months and an American, this is amazing😄
I'm also reading classic Chinese literature before I go, I've read the Ta Te Ching, Chuang Tzu and the analects of Confucius~
Also read the Lotus Sutra, Heart Sutra, Platform Sutra and Diamond Sutra😎☝️
First it is Dao De Jing. Second, wow picking up the philosophical sect of taoism? That’s amazing
Ngl this is my first time seeing an American study so deep into Chinese literature damn
I'm a Chinese myself and you sound more knowledgeable than me in these areas😅Good luck with ur trip to China lel
Taoism/Daoism is actually very similar to Stoicism and they share a lot of overlapping ideas.
Have fun
American interested in something Chinese?? Impossible!😳
The lack of Sun Yat-Sen (Sun Zhongshan) is disappointing
and three kingdoms, it got like 1 second of screen time wth
@@FourLionsClips Bros, you can't have everything that happened in over 4 thousand years of history in a 9 minute video
@@TheMentorOfMomosaj jeba uryda
Kuomintang bros... is it over?
@@TheMentorOfMomosgonna tell the story about Liu Bang, but skipped the epic downfall of his dinasty 400 years later, naaah, I ain't letting that one pass
Fun fact: Technically China isn't unified yet
Not so fun on Taiwan side tho
As a Chinese, you are right
Fun fact: China is the only one of the five permanent members of the United Nations not yet united
Funnier fact: Technically the Chinese Civil War never ended since 1946
@@user-fe2xn5jl2xFun fact: China and the five permanent members of the UN Security Council have fought wars in the last century.
“It’s going to be a great wall. So great that we don’t need a second wall”
"After it crumbles, they blame Germany"
This Video is Great and underrated, thanks for making this!
This deserves way more views, you must've put so much effort into this.
though not 100% accurate but still great enough to overmatch most of "history of China" videos on youtube. Respect for the part about Nanjing Massacre
how do you have less then 1000 subscribers? This is high quality content
I can agree, I've seen many channels who have more then ten time more subscribers with ten time worse quality.
It’s good but it just a shameless copy of the guy who made
“The history of the earth”
@@ChernobogSigma its based on it, thats the whole point
@@ChernobogSigma Even the style of the video being a copy, it still takes work to study the history and compress it in 9 minutes.
I will tweet Bill Wurtz your video. I've watched your video a few times! Love it so much!
This is amazing, you earned my sub! I’d love to see a history of France or Germany I guess next.
“Sounds like you lost the mandate of heaven.” -gilgamesh, 2024
“ seems like you lost the mandate of heven “ 😂😂😂
“ legalize drugs stop having drugs be illegal “😂😂😂
And then a few decades later the UK makes those drugs illegal.
Really nicely done. If we can't have Bill, his style is still great. I love how you've integrated his canon to yours.
lmao I can't stop laughing
excellent video that nutshelling the whole of our history text book
love from China
this is probably the highest effort bill wurtz parody i've ever seen. bravo sir, take my subscription
I rewatched bill wurtz's "history of japan" right after this and honestly, this one is clearer in how it conveys information and has more educational value. Cool video!
No way with this effort you don't have more subscribers or views
Remember me when you blow up please cause I know you will blow up
You will the greatest❤
This is amazing! Can you do one next about Vietnam?
"Need Money? Steel from the Buddhists"
Vietnam: That's why we declared Independence
You need to understand that ancient Buddhist monks were not required to pay taxes and corvee, and because of their beliefs, many people would donate large amounts of property to the monks, which would be turned into land. As a result, Buddhist monks in ancient China generally owned land that did not need to pay taxes, and this situation would largely become the direct cause of the collapse of ancient dynasties. In order to rule, the Lord would generally loot the temple when the land acquisition was serious. This is actually a practical reason, on the other hand, many temples sometimes even set up their own armed forces, which can lead to some rebellions and wars
actually, Vietman's independence was forced by french, vietman has been a part of china for thousand years, even till Qing dynasty, it was still it's tributary country.
@@user-xx8ve7gt8s I mean the Huichang Buddhist Persecutions and other Buddhist Persecution in China. also good for telling more facts about Buddhism in Ancient China
@@wkq6664 I mean the Huichang Buddhist Persecution and Vietnam was a Buddhist Country till 4th Chinese Domination of Vietnam
@@wkq6664Vietnamese has been independent since the Tang, tributary states just means we pay tribute in order to be able to trade with China. Siam was another tributary state, but no one consider Siam as part of China.
Take a shot every time a new dynasty is made
you would pass out 💀
@@snesmocha Why Eclipse Potato Mine costume pfp?
i tridehhge do it now i dyIIIING djjrjerigothf
there are a few things that I think you should’ve mentioned (for example sun yat sen as the father of the nation) but you still managed to summarize thousands of years of history in 9 minutes and the quality is fantastic!
(Almost) Every Chinese dynasties explained by one word:
1. Xia - Legendary
2. Shang - Oracle
3. Zhou - Feudal
4. Qin - Unification
5. Han - Golden
6. Six Dynasties - Division
7. Sui - Reunification
8. Tang - Prosperity
9. Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms - Fragmentation
10. Song - Innovation
11. Yuan - Mongol
12. Ming - Restoration
13. Qing - Manchu
14. Republic - Revolution
15. People’s Republic - Communist
(I add the ROC and PRC Just for fun)
Hey this is pretty good ngl
Jin dynasty?
90% of those words are variations of "Divided" and "Reunited"
Are you a magical horse named Fred?
well that's what happens when you give ancient nations millions of people to pull up from the woodworks@@noseboop4354
hope you earn the mandate of the algorithm with this one
Nice work! Would love to see what kind of format you can come up with on it next vid
This is so good man. You earned a subscriber.
As a Chinese,I'm glad you admitted the Nanjing Massacre in the video
But he didn't admit Tiananmen Square.
@@noseboop4354He literally did lmao "Wanna protest? don't"
@@noseboop4354 Just a failed color revolution, nothing fancy.
@@kentlu4781 begone, larouchian
@@noseboop4354 the nanjing massacre was one of the worst moments in human history
"If you're a bad ruler, then heaven gets angry at you and it's bad for everyone. So they're allowed to overthrow you." So basically, an early form of consent of the governed, 4,000 years ago.
Basically yes. Social contract, chinese ver, intuited many many years ago and still basically underlying society to this day.
dude keep up these style of videos your filling a void that i needed filled
To be honest, if not because of your voice I would literally thought this is made by Bill Wurzt!!!
bro really did the history of china well, showing all of the actual chaos in the country
We need more of these videos, if Bill wurtz won't make them yours are the next best thing
An objective and accurate video summarizing Chinese history, very good, love comes from China ❤
That ending is the absolute perfect summary of China's current situation lmao
in average it takes 300ish yrs to start a new dynasty in China based on these dozens of dynasties. The mainstream medias are lying to audiences about china at age of 70. It has up and downs but not likely to have a new dynasty in near future, otherwise the U.S. won't be so anxious about holding the world No.1 place
Not even a single mention of Sun Yat Sen
not even a single mention of three kingdoms just 1 second screen time
To be fair, he is insignificant compared to the conflict that happened in China the whole at that time. He is thought to be significant because he sided with the winner of the warlord war.
@@FourLionsClips That's actually pretty much how that part of history should be treated. It wasn't really much special than other part of that. After all, nothing changes, China broke again after a temporary unification.
@@Mustache_SamTrue, but mentioning that part a lil bit more would be helpful just to give a reference point. "Are you wondering where those RoTK stuffs came from? Here"
I talk about him at least 3 times a week. Not sure why you'd think I don't. Yesterday it was 4 times. Stop accusing me of doing things I don't.
8:13 Respect for you acknowledging this, Japan still hasn't apologised
Thank you so much for leaving 10 secs to mourn the tragic Nanjing massacre!
I would never ever forget that, cuz i come from Nanjing, and my grandma’s parents authentically went through that merciless period of time.
笑死我了这个视频的表达历史的形式，上课都没听你讲的的那么认真😂
this is surprisingly underated content
Best China history generalized video I’ve ever seen and so objective. Well done, thank you
Great video, you seem really underrated!
Let me tell you a joke. The constitutional capital of the Republic of China is still Nanjing, not Taipei.
I’ll do you one better: the constitution of PRoC was revised by a primary school graduate
@@ChinazilandIn the early days, the CCP even appointed an old farmer as its general secretary because they believed that this could ensure the "purity" of the party.
@@Chinaziland Cuz all the fancy profs were defeated by some primary grads and strategically stayed in an island XD
taiwanese wanna change it but china got the great powerrrr
@@Chinaziland 可以现在的中国国力好强啊
well, i hope xi jinping doesnt lose the mandate of heaven again
To be honest, modern Chinese Mainland is more unified than any previous dynasty, and more inclined to be unified than the people of any other country, because we are really fed up with division, and we just want to have a good life.This is why the Chinese people chose to follow the communist road when we established our country. The core of common prosperity in communism is similar to the great common world proposed by our Chinese ancestors.
If you have lived in China or received Chinese education, you will know that no one in China believes in God, Heaven, Christianity now. Due to the failure of the Qing Dynasty and the invasion of Japanese imperialism, Chinese now rely more on the power of their own hands rather than the so-called heavens and gods and other countries help, and are more united than any previous dynasty.Because we will never forget that life today was forged by the flesh and blood of the Communist Party's predecessors during World War II.
But now it looks like it's going to happen
@@ugh9479 Please provide examples, do not imagine
@@ugh9479bro, try to obtain information from multiple sources, do not be bound by the information cocoon.
I can't believe this came out this year, only 3 weeks ago. This is so perfect to how Bill Wurtz does his things it seemed so much older.
As a Chinese guy, I have to say the video expresses the history of China the way I learned in schools. So, I guess this is a good video to learn about China （like Chinese do lol). However, I have to mention that some modern historic events like the Cultural Revolution are quite controversial in China. And people's perspective on these events changes all the time depending on the situation (because they are not so "history" for us). Still, I have to say thanks for making this video to get everyone know more about China.❤
Drinks immortality potion = dies
Mercury
yeah that's the new game+ potion
that emperor even filled his tomb with mercury lol
And people after him drinks basically the same potion and die. They just kept doing that for hundreds of years.
The cut is perfect lmao
Damn, this is actually great! Good job!
Very excellent work! It seems simple and easily-digestive for people not knowing Chinese history. I'm Chinese and thank you very much!
3:12 Actually, Goguryeo was not Korea. The modern Korea (including North and South) has only a little little little something to do with Goguryeo, you will find more descendants of Goguryeo in modern China, as Goguryeo was more related with Mongol and Manchu.
The ancestors of modern Korea were Samhan (Byeonhan, Jinhan, Mahan), and later Gaya, Baekje, Silla.
Manchus and Mongols are nothing to do with Goguryeo lol
@@seoul_louis9584 Finish your homework before getting onto internet, kid.
这是我在外网看到的最好的中国历史视频
估计是因为你的单线程脑袋hh
@@user-jb5ws2dz1u 估计你没见识到侮辱我们的人被压榨的样子
很客观的视频，可惜没法转到墙内
@@Charon2050 我记得视频是可以下载的
@@Charon2050 b站转了，本来貌似100多万播放但是趋势了，转载的up主最后还是删减了一些才能重新上传。
I don't get why it's called a parody, this is much more! A very well made history video and a splendid sequel of the bill wurtz "history of" saga. Great job!
History moments are well selected, with fun and tears. Hope you are doing great!
W content, just subbed
Pretty accurate and is as fast paced as I expected it to be. Cause in chinese history you can get side tracked on alot of stuff especially the 3 kingdoms era and the awesome fighting that happened during that time.
NO
@@angelstar2538 What? (Pfp checks out)
sir you should be proud of your work cuz ive showed this work to my class at the university and im waiting for iraq video too...xD
I'm Chinese. This OOOOOOVERLY simplified Chinese history is 1000x more educational than the vast majority of content on CZcams talking about China. And my heartfelt gratitude for the silence. Subscribed!
bro cut it off at modern day so he doesnt go missing
he also doesn't have precognition
shush he meant the collapse of chinese economy and population@@claytoncallaway6412
哈哈哈 你说的对
because modern day is not history?
As a Chinese I approve of this history.
Alright, so you want to be racist?@@user-vf8cj1qe1i
So you want to be racist?@@user-vf8cj1qe1i
Quite funny how your profile picture is the soviets and your username is russian. Did you know that soldiers would probably have died on the recent warfare if China didn’t supply them with armor?@@user-vf8cj1qe1i
@@user-vf8cj1qe1i
"Racism has no vaccine"
_ a random discord gif
Hey are you Batman? 🦇🦇🦇
This was great Video,i got to know about Chinese History
Want a video on India too ;)
This is the most objective Chinese history Ive ever seen, Ill look forward to a more detailed version. :)
our chinese ancestor always mention : long divided,must unite,long united,must divide,it a description for chinese history,but also a rule for every thing（分久必合，合久必分）
nothing is eternal,the things always goes the other side
As a Chinese I'm so proud of this video.
accurate and funny video without any bias❤, thanks bro
Objective, comprehensive, basically error free, not misleading, high-quality video
I'm Chinese.
damn you made this look easy
Need more "China is whole again" and "China is broken again"
not funny
興 百姓苦 亾 百姓苦
Technically, China is still broken now...
现在中国就是分裂的，按照规律应该不久之后就会统一了。
Thank you for your hard work,this is a good video for people to learn about the history of China!🥳
This is a solid video! Bill Wurtz would be so proud.
虽然有些地方详细的会出点问题，但十分感谢gil对于南京的事情沉默5秒。然而作为中国人，我在CZcams上是不能说出来的，因为我给出不同的答案时，多数人会认为我被共产党洗了脑😢
同志加油
这里面太多1450😂
管子上除了台湾问题以外还有啥会吵起来的内容吗😂？
光提南京大屠杀当然不是被洗脑，如果，知道南京大屠杀但是不知道导致几千万人死亡的三年大饥荒和文化大革命出自毛泽东和共产党，那确实是被洗脑了一部分
@@wusiyi541 每次提到南京大屠杀都会有一群搅混水的扯西北西南的事情。
TL;DR: china had a revolution and had a revolution and is broke and is whole and is broke again and is whole again and is broke again and is whole again and is broke again and is whole again and revolted again and is broke again and is whole again and was taken over and revolted again and was taken over again and was bullied by literally everyone and revolted again and revolted again
it is called historical cycle
中国的革命就是在不断的被背叛和出卖，每革命当快要成功，接近于乌托邦的时候，总会被现实砸个粉碎
I just love how the British were like
LEGALIZE DRUGS
this deserves more views
Tank go brrrr
Hello.
First of all, I enjoyed your video. I'll leave my like, and subscribe your channel for show my support.
I generally agree about your video, but I would like to raise an objection in the Great Wall description section.
It is the distortion of China's history that the Great Wall of China depicts as if it existed beyond Liaohe.
The Great Wall ends at a Shanhai Pass near Beijing.
The Great Wall in the east of Liaohe is not the Great Wall of China. It is the Great Wall of Goguryeo.
It is not even shaped like the Great Wall, but an organic defense facility made up of several scattered fortresses.
Goguryeo fought a fierce 70-year war against a formidable army of unified China, defending itself from terrifying attacks by the Sui and Tang empires several times with this organic defense system.
The Sui Dynasty attacked Goguryeo beyond Liaohe with a million troops, but failed to capture any castle and lost 300,000 elite soldiers to General Eulji Mundeok on the Cheongcheon River.
Lee Se-min, one of the best monarchs of the Tang Dynasty, could not break the castle of Ansi, one of Goguryeo's great walls, and ran away after losing his imposing expeditionary forces by General Yeon Gaesomun's army, and he fabricated his own history books for mental self-defense because he was ashamed that he had been defeated by Goguryeo's army, which he regarded as barbarians.
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@@user-hm9gy9vy6n 또한 고구려(高高麗)는 서기 1세기부터 7세기까지 700년 동안 지속된 작은 왕조였다. 왕(王)의 고려(高麗)는 918년에 건립되어 1392년 조선 왕조로 대체되었다. 고려 왕조는 고구려의 통치를 용이하게 하고 여러 부처를 종속시키기 위해 고구려를 계승한다고 주장하고 국호를 고려로 바꿨다. 사실, 둘 사이에는 상속 관계가 없습니다.
그리고 668년 고구려가 당나라에 멸망했다
I stopped by because of Mr Terry, great work keep up!
Thank you for popularizing our history to the world in this way. Although the style of the video is very humorous, I still cried at the end. Our present is what countless heroes have paid for with their lives.If we can, we hope that there will be no more war in the world.😭
很棒的中国历史介绍，感谢作者专门提到了南京大屠杀，这在西方视角里常常被忽视
thx for mention the brutality of japanese authorities on the 南京 massacre!