I had a cool aunt growing up. She would drink smoke amd party like no other grown up i knew. Shes my second mom and someone i love dearly. But when i got older and had a big break up of my own. I asked my cool aunt what i should do. She told me that trust was never a real thing. I realized then that my cool aunt was really just a heartbroken women. Left by the person she loved the most. Life changing moment for me
Not many people experience a life-changing moment through another person’s - even a loved one’s - experience. Your ability to do that will prevent you from making a lot of mistakes on your own 👍
When I went to therapy and for context I’m only 21 The therapist told me something I need to realize is that I’m going through a phase of life where your slowly realizing that all the people in your life the adults your parents grandparents, teachers, bosses, the therapist herself Are all just people who are learning and growing constantly like I am and they also just as flaws and imperfect and fucked up as I am. This whole conversation came up cause I asked her “Do Adults really exist” One of the best pieces of advice I ever got
I was tattooing a woman in her mid 30s when I first listened to this, I watched this woman realize she was the "cool aunt" throughout the session, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen hahahaha
She has frequent flyer status, and can jump guests on the line,- you know, - the ones that were a little too medicated to realize that the morning after didn't take?Or that she forgot to take it?
when you grow up you begin to realize that the 'cool aunt' isn't cool at all and that's why all those boyfriends she had that you really liked left your life and were never seen again
Growing up is realizing all those boyfriends she had were terrible people, and that’s why she’s alone. That’s why she’s a little off - they put her through hell. She wants peace now, and she deserves it. Players only love you when they’re playing. She’s too knowledgable about the ways of the world to ever go back.
Cool Aunt is unhappy due to unspecified trauma and subsequent poor choices. She is resentful of the normies who have easy lives: healthy children, unproblematic marriages, and nice houses. Her intervention with the nieces and nephews is actually subversive, she's trying to undermine the values of her normie brothers and sisters. When you can't have kids, you try to mess up your siblings kids. It's diabolical genius.
This is why you always vet your gf's friends before ever even considering marriage or long term business. Seen many friends relationships go south due to meddling broads or drama seeking queens sabotage.
Tim singing my favorite Fleetwood Mac songs, they remind me of my best friend who has since passed. Her name was Sarah. I have a photo of her next to the candle my sister got me that literally reads "IM A COOL AUNT" I AM CRYING LMAO
Creepy uncles are creepy precisely because they stopped trying to be cool and just gave up. Had one like that. Coke and whiskey addict, hung out with whores but outside of that just a shell of a man.
I had a cool aunt. She taught me how to curse, smoked, drank, played and sang in bands, dated an endless parade of drummers. She drank her self to death and died of cirrhosis in her early 40’s.
This is the best rant I've ever heard. Could it have something to do with the fact that my ex-wife had an aunt named Debbie who what is an old hippie lady who wears a leather jacket, tie dye t-shirts, smokes mad cigarettes, drinks Natty light, talks like RFK Jr and jammed Fleetwood Mac incessantly? Yes.
Which part was weird? The fact that she was banging your friends or was it the fact that she got all your friends sprung then dropped them like hot potatoes after she got what she wanted? 😂
"There's a Fleetwood Mac cover band playing just a few bars over" PULLL THAT COOL AUNT GETT THOSE CHEEEKS A CLAAAAPIN THUNDEEER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAININ
“Of her niece, godchildren, former stepson, and extended family she says: ‘I have lots of kids. It's much more fun to be the crazy auntie than it is to be the mom, anyway.’” - Stevie Nicks Wikipedia
Bro you described my “cool” older cousin who did drugs, ran away from home, tried to kill herself, got sent away to live with other relatives, and now is a wreck. And nobody checks on her.
Money is not meant to control people rather it is meant to be put to work producing more money for you. You cannot build wealth without putting money in its rightful place.
People don't understand that the prices of things are never going back down. This inflation is deeper than we think. Those buying groceries are well aware that the real inflation is much over 10%. The increments don't match our income, yet certain investors still earn over $365,000 in stocks and assets. Wish I could accomplish that.
Very possible! especially at this moment. Profits can be made in many different ways, but such intricate transactions should only be handled by seasoned market professionals.
certainly better than the “cool uncle” that drinks a lot because he saw his best friend get blown up by an IED. that’s a story a friend told me about his “cool uncle”
Holy shit, Tim I swear some of your rants should be made into comedic short films or skits Even if you didn’t grow up with an Aunt Deb, everyone can practically smell the alcohol coming off her breath as she utters “players only love you when their playing” The musical commentary in this truly brought it all together, and there’s something about this story that makes the irrationality of this world seem so rational ❤️
I pray regularly for Tim to be a station on gta6. I would never fucking turn it off.
Amen to that!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Hopefully they update his station regularly in order to avoid repetitive rants. I remember hating the station on Far Cry 4 for that same reason.
just listen to his podcast while you play idiot
Fucking radio gold
Yes… Radio X’s new radio host
I had a cool aunt growing up. She would drink smoke amd party like no other grown up i knew. Shes my second mom and someone i love dearly. But when i got older and had a big break up of my own. I asked my cool aunt what i should do. She told me that trust was never a real thing. I realized then that my cool aunt was really just a heartbroken women. Left by the person she loved the most. Life changing moment for me
Not many people experience a life-changing moment through another person’s - even a loved one’s - experience. Your ability to do that will prevent you from making a lot of mistakes on your own 👍
When I went to therapy and for context I’m only 21
The therapist told me something I need to realize is that I’m going through a phase of life where your slowly realizing that all the people in your life the adults your parents grandparents, teachers, bosses, the therapist herself
Are all just people who are learning and growing constantly like I am and they also just as flaws and imperfect and fucked up as I am.
This whole conversation came up cause I asked her
“Do Adults really exist”
One of the best pieces of advice I ever got
"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't."
~Patrice O'Neal
Janice on The Sopranos is the epitome of this archetype 😂😂😂
Nah, it's Sarah from Six Feet Under
What happened to Richie aunt Janice
That’s who I was picturing in my head as he was describing the cool aunt 💀
But her hippy streak ran out
@@bandamardu And now she wants in. To be one of us.
Tim Dillon singing Fleetwood Mac is what you and I need and didn't know until the algorithm fed us this video
Correct
Amen
Yup lol....
It made me wish so hard that we were friends irl and could go do karaoke together 😢
“Everybody’s life is a tragedy to some degree…” beautiful
Tim has the body language and presentation of a muppet. And I’m here for it.
Dang it’d be cool to see a muppet version of Tim
This is one of the best bits tim has ever done
No doubt I'm cracking tf up
Gold.
I have to agree
I was tattooing a woman in her mid 30s when I first listened to this, I watched this woman realize she was the "cool aunt" throughout the session, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen hahahaha
@@Gane-Shillis that is a fantastic story. I think we all know like 4 women like this
Aunt Deb is so cool she has a Planned Parenthood punch card.
Totally a sign that she's living her best life and not just screwing strangers to make herself feel like she's not a loser
Big Biznuss
She deliberately got knocked up again just because she wanted to take advantage of the Buy 1, Get 1 Free abortion special.
She has frequent flyer status, and can jump guests on the line,- you know, - the ones that were a little too medicated to realize that the morning after didn't take?Or that she forgot to take it?
5 in a row and you get a Cinnabon
My sister is already trying to claim the cool aunt status with our 8 month old nephew. It’s unbearable
Not "trying to claim" it 😂🤣😭
Sounds like my ex 😂😂
When the rain washes you clean....
@@mikebubar1880 Nice work Mike!
thank god none of my sisters are doing that
when you grow up you begin to realize that the 'cool aunt' isn't cool at all and that's why all those boyfriends she had that you really liked left your life and were never seen again
They went back to their official girlfriends or found a new side piece
I can't relate to this at all lol
Thisssss my cool aunt disappeared after she called CPS on my mom for not sweeping 5 times a day when the dog was shedding XD
Growing up is realizing all those boyfriends she had were terrible people, and that’s why she’s alone. That’s why she’s a little off - they put her through hell. She wants peace now, and she deserves it. Players only love you when they’re playing. She’s too knowledgable about the ways of the world to ever go back.
@@lvl11717so she constantly picked terrible boyfriends?
he literally gifted at dropping u into the reality of the circumstances
The "cool aunt" is now extremely overweight and working overnight shifts at Mobile Mart 😂
“my name is Krista! i got frizzy hair and a big bush!” 😂
Tim has a good rock voice.
I didn't know I needed a Tim Dillon cover album.
Aunt Deb's Mixtape
almost wasted on here in the realms of podcasting
Just gonna comment and say he has decent pitch for joke singing. He does well at karaoke night ill bet
I’m in a new lesbian-fronted band who just started covering “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac so this really hits close to home
😂😂😂😂
“Drink and drive you have no kids to kill”
“Go home and take that bottle of pills”
Fleetwood Mac just as I remembered, while fisting myself :)
This made me laugh! Fantastic comment!
Cool Aunt is unhappy due to unspecified trauma and subsequent poor choices. She is resentful of the normies who have easy lives: healthy children, unproblematic marriages, and nice houses. Her intervention with the nieces and nephews is actually subversive, she's trying to undermine the values of her normie brothers and sisters. When you can't have kids, you try to mess up your siblings kids. It's diabolical genius.
This is why you always vet your gf's friends before ever even considering marriage or long term business. Seen many friends relationships go south due to meddling broads or drama seeking queens sabotage.
Tim singing my favorite Fleetwood Mac songs, they remind me of my best friend who has since passed. Her name was Sarah. I have a photo of her next to the candle my sister got me that literally reads "IM A COOL AUNT"
I AM CRYING LMAO
Tim isn’t a comedian, he’s a prophet. Yes or yes?
@@kevinblue1976 yes, truly
Life imitates art
SARA! You're the poet in my heart!!!
This is amazing. Lmao
“When the rain washes you clean your nose” 😂
It's not just the Aunts. Lots of people hide their misery with a cool facade.
Yeah there are creepy uncles.
Creepy uncles are creepy precisely because they stopped trying to be cool and just gave up.
Had one like that. Coke and whiskey addict, hung out with whores but outside of that just a shell of a man.
Metaphorically speaking, we all wear masks.
🤣
@@deezlesteezleit’s a metaphor, Mr. Ipkus. A metaphor.
Tim has the voice of an angel. He was singing and baby deer started to emerge from the forest.
This is the latest and greatest of Tim’s many masterful character portraits
Men become Dennis, women become aunt Deb. Life in the big city.
This Cool Aunt segment is hilarious, and the singing tops it off!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I had a cool aunt. She taught me how to curse, smoked, drank, played and sang in bands, dated an endless parade of drummers.
She drank her self to death and died of cirrhosis in her early 40’s.
Livin la vida loca
Live by the sword, die by the sword
This is the best rant I've ever heard.
Could it have something to do with the fact that my ex-wife had an aunt named Debbie who what is an old hippie lady who wears a leather jacket, tie dye t-shirts, smokes mad cigarettes, drinks Natty light, talks like RFK Jr and jammed Fleetwood Mac incessantly?
Yes.
Aunt Deb yell whispering through “gritted teeth”…. I died.
2:53 Lol! Overall this performance deserves an award and Fleetwood Mac should do the honors of presenting it to Tim.
My cool aunt slept with all my friends and made it weird.
Hell yeah
Was I one of your friends?
That's what she's for
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS WILD
Which part was weird? The fact that she was banging your friends or was it the fact that she got all your friends sprung then dropped them like hot potatoes after she got what she wanted? 😂
My aunt made me designated driver from Denver when I was 14
Good life experience 👍
Over the mountains? Lol, she probably got you to honk the horn while driving through einsenhower tunnel.
Are you genX? That is a genX move!!
“She goes… to the well… of her pain! “-Dillon 😂💀
As a single man in my early thirties, I love seeing the “cool aunt” at the bar. All I have to do is compliment their sun hat and it’s an easy pull.
so true 💀
"There's a Fleetwood Mac cover band playing just a few bars over"
PULLL THAT COOL AUNT GETT THOSE CHEEEKS A CLAAAAPIN
THUNDEEER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAININ
😂
Gross
🏌️♂️
Killed that cover of “Dreams” lmaoooo
Cool aunt: "My friend Jimmy was gay. He was in a relationship with his own father." Dammit, where is my inhaler? I am dying.
Oh man! This hit home 😂 my cool aunt had a leather jacket, smoked cigs, and drove an IROC-Z
this entire episode was about cool aunts. he kept coming back to it
We need a compilation of all of Tim’s singing
He is truely gifted
@@valairsoftit's a vibe
the Arabs and Jews song is my favorite
Fisting, and underrated way of describing stuff.
Here's the thing no one talks about sometimes parents don't like their kids cause they're just assholes
The asshole apples don't fall far from the asshole tree
All that matters is what happens to gay kids, it don't matter if you get bullied, all that matters is that the gay kid say they were bullied
The kids or the parents??
Cool aunts are just the younger child who never did anything with their life
I cant listen to the song without hearing tim's version now 🤣🤣
“Of her niece, godchildren, former stepson, and extended family she says: ‘I have lots of kids. It's much more fun to be the crazy auntie than it is to be the mom, anyway.’”
- Stevie Nicks Wikipedia
A cool aunt is like a kid in daycare, no one really loves them
Bro you described my “cool” older cousin who did drugs, ran away from home, tried to kill herself, got sent away to live with other relatives, and now is a wreck. And nobody checks on her.
I’ll be the ideal citizen in grand theft auto, please make a Tim Dillon radio station. I’ll just drive around in the car.
I'd start playing the game just because of that, driving around in the car sand minding my business while listening to Tim.
8 minutes in and this is already a classic Tim rant absolute masterclass
Damnnn...Tim has some decent pipes!!
YASSSSSSSS
"Cool uncle: yes! Cool aunt: nope!"
-Every single child that has ever lived.
I dated a cool aunt. This is very true Tim very true.
“ go home and taaaaake those bottle of pills” 😂😂😂
As the cool aunt, this is sadly so accurate 😂😂😂😂
I can make you a cool momma 😏😘😳
THANK YOU FOR TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY
“Reverse engineering these people with very tragic lives into folk heroes” yep
I’ll never hear that song the same without laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has ruined it 😂
Tim rants are the drug I live for more and more every day.
Money is not meant to control people rather it is meant to be put to work producing more money for you. You cannot build wealth without putting money in its rightful place.
People don't understand that the prices of things are never going back down. This inflation is deeper than we think. Those buying groceries are well aware that the real inflation is much over 10%. The increments don't match our income, yet certain investors still earn over $365,000 in stocks and assets. Wish I could accomplish that.
Very possible! especially at this moment. Profits can be made in many different ways, but such intricate transactions should only be handled by seasoned market professionals.
Finding yourself a good broker is as same as finding a good wife, which you go less stress, you get just enough with so much little effort at things
Jeff demonstrates an excellent understanding of market trends, making well informed decisions that leads to consistent profit
I'm new at this, please how can I reach him?
It is one of the great wonders of the world of how spontaneously funny Tim Dillon is
Cool aunt sounds like she’s using her siblings’ kids to compensate for her f-ups.
0:27 hit the nail on the head with that part
Champagne rant as usual, from the best in the business.
Best in the fake business
I’m afraid I’m a Cool Aunt and I’m a 25 year old gay man
Lol. And yes, you are.
certainly better than the “cool uncle” that drinks a lot because he saw his best friend get blown up by an IED. that’s a story a friend told me about his “cool uncle”
Tim Dillon is such an American gem 💎 ❤
I prefer Rumors by Fleetwood Mac as a lifestyle choice. Regardless, that was an amazing bit. Funny stuff.
Tim’s got a great singing voice for real
Holy shit, Tim I swear some of your rants should be made into comedic short films or skits
Even if you didn’t grow up with an Aunt Deb, everyone can practically smell the alcohol coming off her breath as she utters “players only love you when their playing”
The musical commentary in this truly brought it all together, and there’s something about this story that makes the irrationality of this world seem so rational ❤️
I adore you Tim Dillon. You're my favorite sarcastic and smart Podcast Dude ❤❤❤😂😂😂
😂 Fleetwood Mac. This has to be one of the funniest bits Tim has ever done.
finally a classic rant instead of one sided politics LMAO
This was just an excuse for tim Dillon to sing fleetwood mac
Whenever he describes the cool aunt its always just jordan jensen
Lmaoooo
Classic Tim Dillon bit
I thought him singing and just burst out laughing. This was gold.😂
This is gold
You should read The Perks of Being a Wallflower to learn about the link between the “cool aunt” and the LGBT
Graping
His best rant in years 😂
2:24 lol dude I’m like crying laughing stopppp 😭😭
Mick Fleetwood slaying the drums, reminds me of 'animal' (from the muppets) love em both!
This was such a good bit
This bit is up there with Life in the Big City
You need cool aunt. Baby I’m not foolin’
❤❤❤ Cool Uncle here
Showing my nephews to Smile and keep it real while enjoying this Ride
be a unit of production
If you don't make stuff...there is no stuff.
Petition to get a Tim Dillon radio station in GTA6
This is way too accurate 😂
“Edgy” comedians are the cool aunts of the entertainment industrial complex.
100%. BUt some are combo of the two which is even worse. Whitney cummins and all the clone female comedians who entire bits are about sex...
Dear Fleetwood Mac , it definitely can thunder without rain !
🤣😂🤣 Tim is so funny he is making himself crack up
“The Cool Aunt Rant” is an awesome video title
Tim had fun with this one 😂
how many lonely single “cool” aunts are there omg this is spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like childfree aunties
At this point i think i have watched this like a 100 times… this is gold… pure gold 😂😂😂
Tim Dillions show reminds me of the Simpsons episode when homer has a show and hes like "you know what really grinds my gears" haha
My best friend had a cool aunt she couldn't stop telling us how cool she was
i see myself, its too true, it hits home, especially my backyard as a have a cool Miller Lite and a Camel Blue
Dude wtf 😂😂😂 this vid had me laughing so hard my stomach hurts
Tim would actually be a great singer holy crap
Well Tim, we wish your friend’s aunt deb well.
Tim!! I had a “cool aunt” named Jen too!!! She was into pills too..and heroin for most of my childhood. LOL super cool!
Great to hear, how is she doing?
Now do the funcle! 😂
These obscure themes Tim throws around like they're not obscure is why I can't watch this show too often