The Worst Restaurant Cafe in Britain 1 Star on Trip Advisor BEWARE!

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  • Eating at the worst Cafe Restaurant in Britain, voted the worst rated cafe on Trip Advisor, terrible reviews, Palace Restaurant Cafe in London. Disgusting Food, Filthy Dirty Cafe, 1 star food, got kicked out for sneezing, horrendous food, this place should be shut down, avoid this restaurant, vile, appalling service, avoid this place and the list goes on. All these negative comments and reviews and we eat at the worst review restaurant in England. Watch and see if it is all true when we eat the worst food in Britain.
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  • @modmod392
    @modmod392 Před 2 lety +106

    Rent £100k a year, rates £45k……this place ain’t no cafe, trust me.

    • @johnsmith-rs2vk
      @johnsmith-rs2vk Před rokem +7

      Would you like a special bacon sandwich Sir ?

    • @0cean144
      @0cean144 Před rokem +3

      What is it please I’m curious 😩

    • @Self.reflection.ishere
      @Self.reflection.ishere Před rokem

      @@0cean144 it's a cover up for unexplained funds. Aka money laundering purposes 😅 they can say it's from the business but this business is clearly not making a profit

    • @Andrew-le4bg
      @Andrew-le4bg Před rokem +1

      Ur rude its 5 star okay

    • @tomgirldouble3249
      @tomgirldouble3249 Před rokem +4

      How come this place is still open?

  • @nevej9556
    @nevej9556 Před 2 lety +103

    I can imagine Gordon Ramsay going in there and having a meltdown.😅😅

    • @glennmorris371
      @glennmorris371 Před 2 lety +4

      It's more Alf Ramsey than Gordon.

    • @weetabix1045
      @weetabix1045 Před 2 lety +1

      He would have the time of his life truly amazing

    • @jagdishebay9134
      @jagdishebay9134 Před 2 lety

      lol

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 Před rokem

      "Get out what did I F*ckin tell you for the 22nd time the crosscontamination is unacceptable get your jacket and get out leave the stove "

  • @Gorgeousdesire1
    @Gorgeousdesire1 Před 3 lety +76

    Why has this place not been reported to the health department.

    • @mikesmummy
      @mikesmummy Před 3 lety +9

      Gosh I hope if not already been reported Somebody or many people get reporting that toilet man was revolting and without smell o meter that cafe needs CLOSING THE HELL DOWN! Today!

    • @Gorgeousdesire1
      @Gorgeousdesire1 Před 3 lety +8

      @@mikesmummy I wanted Lee to take them to task and refuse to pay for than awful food.

  • @steveshrek64
    @steveshrek64 Před 3 lety +140

    I think that’s where my wife learned to cook🤪🤪😫

    • @reedsfromleeds6347
      @reedsfromleeds6347 Před 3 lety +10

      Steve k , mine too lol

    • @ianreid
      @ianreid Před 2 lety +13

      Hahahahah bet you didnt show her this comment.

    • @steveshrek64
      @steveshrek64 Před 2 lety +17

      @@ianreid think I am safe she can't use a cooker let alone a mobile phone🤣🤣

    • @ianreid
      @ianreid Před 2 lety +5

      @@steveshrek64 Made my day. I however have been a chef for over 36 years

    • @joesweeney5197
      @joesweeney5197 Před 2 lety +2

      😆

  • @DameEdna42
    @DameEdna42 Před 2 lety +256

    Congratulations to the health and safety inspectors who visit this establishment to collect their back hander’s.

    • @martindunstan8043
      @martindunstan8043 Před 2 lety +23

      Absolutely spot on, it's the only reason just like bent coppers the regulatory services can easily be persuaded to look away👍

    • @DameEdna42
      @DameEdna42 Před 2 lety +13

      Corruption rules and always will.

    • @christinepotts2397
      @christinepotts2397 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DameEdna42 .

    • @tmifb9926
      @tmifb9926 Před 2 lety +6

      Definitely a money laundering

    • @TheLakubhi
      @TheLakubhi Před 2 lety +8

      You mean Environmental Health Officers

  • @nigel0001
    @nigel0001 Před 2 lety +132

    This place is probably a front for some kind of shady operation in the back. Hence why they don't care about the cafe.

    • @Rowan369
      @Rowan369 Před 2 lety +32

      Yep definitely a money laundering place

    • @JeffsWig
      @JeffsWig Před 2 lety +36

      The books probably show an annual turnover of £500k lol

    • @sp610
      @sp610 Před 2 lety +6

      Undoubtedly. They'd have to have some way of paying off the inspectors.

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 Před 2 lety +1

      It's probably something similar to Ozark like with a drug cartel or something 🤣

    • @farouqomaro598
      @farouqomaro598 Před 2 lety +1

      Yup, that's the Mafia headquarters.

  • @Ed___1234
    @Ed___1234 Před 2 lety +90

    People wondering why this place is still open aren’t considering that it’s probably a front for money laundering. I bet their accountant thinks their food must be unreal.

    • @hannible1002
      @hannible1002 Před 2 lety +25

      100% Thousands of shitty corner shops are all doing it. But its raciest to investigate them.

    • @railway-share3820
      @railway-share3820 Před 2 lety +10

      @@hannible1002 Well said mate.

    • @shirleyn546
      @shirleyn546 Před 2 lety +8

      Good point. In this day and age with online ratings, a place like this shouldn’t still be open, here must be a reason that it is

    • @catabaticanabatic3800
      @catabaticanabatic3800 Před 2 lety +8

      @@hannible1002 "Raciest" What is that?

    • @wtfdidijustwatch5053
      @wtfdidijustwatch5053 Před 2 lety +5

      @@catabaticanabatic3800 its people that like racing but the person that likes it the most, hence raciest! Comprende?
      😂💀

  • @matthew6994
    @matthew6994 Před 2 lety +47

    Great, honest review! This place was inspected and received a 4* food hygiene in Jan 2000!!!! wonder what happened and am astonished how is this place still operating in that part of London (with the expensive overheads etc) with no customers, no hygiene and serving the cheapest food available? Something shady must be going on

    • @ianbowler6947
      @ianbowler6947 Před 2 lety +1

      I visited this place on the early 2000s and even then the establishment looked cheap and cheerful. The food didn't win awards for the best in London but was acceptable and not nearly as horrid as shown in this video.

    • @ronniekray1984
      @ronniekray1984 Před 2 lety +10

      It’s also a launderette 😜

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 Před rokem +1

      4*? How? In my town, they would be closed immediately and given a (very long) list of remedial works and a week to show real improvement before the EHO would even inspect them again.
      Perhaps our EHO (Environmental Health Officer) is especially strict - we do have the cleanest Wetherspoons toilets in the UK! Prize winning we are told 😂

  • @Raylufc
    @Raylufc Před 3 lety +32

    The cleanest thing in that cafe is Darren's shirt.Thank you for risking your life for our entertainment they should have trading standards called in

  • @mistofoles
    @mistofoles Před 2 lety +11

    Waiter : "He says he wants some cheese on this burger." Chef : >BLOWS NOSE< "There you go, extra runny.."

  • @VitruviusXXV
    @VitruviusXXV Před rokem +15

    Over the years I've found a number of decent restaurants that I go to regularly, but it took time. I commend both of you for your fortitude. Eating bad food is not only unpleasant, but potentially dangerous. The worst experience I had, was I'm sure, from eating a potato salad that was past its best. I'll never forget the agony I underwent that night from severe stomach pain. I often get leg and shoulder pain (age), but that pain was on a very different level. It really is a mystery how such establishments stay in business

  • @leenelson8070
    @leenelson8070 Před 2 lety +28

    i'd be careful upsetting the owners of this place...i'm guessing the cafe is a front for something else. Centre of London - dead quiet - massive high rents - Be careful guys!

  • @plasteckfly
    @plasteckfly Před 2 lety +15

    If the public areas are so filthy, can barely imagine what the kitchen conditions are like in that establishment. 🤢

  • @rickb3645
    @rickb3645 Před 2 lety +50

    There's no way that place should be open. Whoever inspected that place back in 2020, and gave it a four star hygiene rating needs firing. Even a blind person could tell via their nose, that this place is an unhygienic dump. Something is very wrong when a place like this can stay open, especially with no customers. I'm actually curious as to the reason, is there an embassy near by, and is this business just a bugging and surveillance front. Who knows, but there's definitely something very strange going on here.

    • @matthew6994
      @matthew6994 Před 2 lety +9

      I agree, i'd love to know more about the owner....

    • @caytoeconomist
      @caytoeconomist Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ghosts come hear at night and have a party 😂😂😂

  • @Thearrowstrikes
    @Thearrowstrikes Před 2 lety +13

    There’s actually no way, it has to be a front for something. It’s not normal, the way you guys have described it the way it looks and sounds ohhh my gosh. Definitely not normal

  • @shirleyfrank6280
    @shirleyfrank6280 Před 2 lety +35

    When the cafe owner wrote that you could eat off his floor, he meant you could literally eat all the food that’s dropped on the floor. I reckon it’s a clever ploy from ole Liz to keep the plebs away or make them sick enough not to return 😂

    • @glennmorris371
      @glennmorris371 Před 2 lety +3

      U could eat off the floor there he was right.. He just forgot to mention it would probably kill you.

  • @mikelheron20
    @mikelheron20 Před 2 lety +18

    People will flock there to see if it's really as bad as they say.

  • @metallitech
    @metallitech Před 2 lety +7

    Man that place felt creepy; like a surreal movie.

  • @baytraders
    @baytraders Před 2 lety +9

    Has to be a front - can you imagine the rates bill on that location..?

  • @kevinhoughton9134
    @kevinhoughton9134 Před 3 lety +62

    It's beyond belief that it's still in business, it would be interesting to know who owns it and why. Only one reason to keep that on really would be as a front for something else.

    • @matthew6994
      @matthew6994 Před 2 lety +12

      Something shady must be going on there...

    • @paulthrutner9114
      @paulthrutner9114 Před 2 lety +1

      There's quite clearly a money laundering operation going on here hence why it's still open.

  • @rickytan8127
    @rickytan8127 Před 2 lety +8

    Just stumbled across this channel, hilarious!! That burger when it was turned over - Jesus Christ!!! Fair play to you both for leaving without a scene! 🤣🤯 Now a subscriber! 👍🏻

  • @shirleyn546
    @shirleyn546 Před 2 lety +24

    Just watching makes me want to jump in the shower and throw away my clothes, yikes. The fact it’s in a busy area and there’s just you 2 in there speaks volumes. Rumour has it the chef last washed his hands in 1996, same time as the lettuce🤣. Hilarious! Just found you, shall be watching more

    • @bbmcgee33
      @bbmcgee33 Před 2 lety

      Throwing them away isn't enough. BURN THEM! 😂

  • @MrGrumpygit488
    @MrGrumpygit488 Před 2 lety +15

    This is the sort of place that preys on tourists, I ended up in a similar place in Carlisle & I paid £6 for a microwaved jacket potato that didn't even fill a side plate!

  • @sharenfreeman7773
    @sharenfreeman7773 Před 3 lety +7

    This vlog was so funny ,it was a great idea.your burger was the most rank burger I've ever seen!! Yep health and safety need to get in there🤣xx

  • @stormking5565
    @stormking5565 Před 2 lety +9

    I have eaten there before. I was doing the Buckingham Palace tour a couple of years ago and had a bite to eat. Absolutely disgusting. I’m blind but even I could tell it was disgusting you just had to consider the smell.

  • @AGlugofOilJanBennett
    @AGlugofOilJanBennett Před 3 lety +38

    OMG!!! I’ve just checked scores on the doors and it was reviewed Jan 2020 and has a score of 4
    Seriously WHO could possibly give it a hygiene rating of 4 when it’s that minging?!
    Clearly it’s been like that for years. Brilliant vlog though, thanks guys.

    • @alanthomson1227
      @alanthomson1227 Před 2 lety +8

      It’s so bad most of the bacteria have died

    • @mistofoles
      @mistofoles Před 2 lety +5

      They probably bribed the health inspector.

  • @Beepee1NZ
    @Beepee1NZ Před 2 lety +6

    Dirty dives like that place stay open because people spend more time complaining on the internet instead of complaining to authorities.

  • @jezwotton2126
    @jezwotton2126 Před 3 lety +15

    This cafe is on my route to work and has been closed for most of this year and last due to lockdown restrictions. It sits next door to a nice looking cafe that appears to be everything an eating establishment should be - windows letting light in , clean looking interior, menus with tempting choices at competitive prices ( basically doing everything right)
    This red shuttered affair that the lads have frequented is a curio along the lines of a haunted house that you pay to visit but cower from the waiter, film the ghostly/ghastly food and try and scarper away with your life.
    I think I'll give the non-abysmal cafe my patronage.

  • @toopoos
    @toopoos Před 2 lety +7

    I'd even throw my debit card away if it went through their machine let alone have any food or drink stuff pass my gob. Disgusting place full stop. 🤢

  • @DanielM19931
    @DanielM19931 Před 2 lety +3

    I ordered a breakfast and when I told her it was grim she called me a bastard and told me I'm banned

  • @stephaniewhite9526
    @stephaniewhite9526 Před 3 lety +4

    Even Basil Fawlty would demand this place shut down !

  • @michaelalexander2306
    @michaelalexander2306 Před 3 lety +9

    If you took that food home in a doggie bag, Rover would leave home!

  • @MCWUKGaming
    @MCWUKGaming Před 2 lety +10

    That's got to be the most depressing burger and chips i have ever seen. Wonder what Gordon Ramsay would make of this place?

  • @geoffcarter
    @geoffcarter Před 3 lety +9

    YOU HAVEN’T EATEN AT MINE YET ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚗🚗💨💨

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety +1

      Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrlob22
      @mrlob22 Před 2 lety +2

      Another episode of Come dine with me coming up Geoff!! Beep beep

  • @karlclemmy2054
    @karlclemmy2054 Před 2 lety +6

    😱😱😱😱 unbelievable that cafe is still open, horrible, hope you are both ok after eating, think I'd rather not bother, that's not even a 1 out of 10, best thing about that cafe is the exit😂😂

  • @johnlawson6397
    @johnlawson6397 Před 2 lety +13

    How nice a guy is he when he's trying to poison you.

  • @_isthatshannon
    @_isthatshannon Před 3 lety +16

    I have no idea how you guys even sat in there let alone ate in there! 😂 It looks so so grubby 🤮 thanks for the entertainment

  • @mistofoles
    @mistofoles Před 2 lety +2

    "Do you have a bathroom, please ?" "Bathroom ?? - Ohh, you mean the shitter !.."

  • @davidcoleman157
    @davidcoleman157 Před 3 lety +9

    Brilliant vlogg Lee, How are places like that allowed to trade? ONWARDS

  • @jaysmith2858
    @jaysmith2858 Před 2 lety +7

    This kind of place is a good example of one of the main reasons fast food places such as McDonalds do so well. It may not be Michelin star quality food, but for the most part unlike independent restaurants you know exactly what you're getting. As a result of that you're not unwillingly going to get ripped off, and more importantly you're unlikely to have serious stomach issues a few hours later.

    • @markstarmer3677
      @markstarmer3677 Před rokem +3

      Not all independent restaurants are poor, you do a small bit of research prior to going to a new one, or stick with the tried and trusted one. McDonalds are garbage to be fair.

    • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
      @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS Před 8 měsíci

      I always seem to have the shits after a Maccy D's.

  • @lparky4409
    @lparky4409 Před 3 lety +10

    Perhaps you should send your vlog to the Environment Dept at Westminster Council as they should do spot inspections, probably not able to do at the moment.

  • @mmmoroi
    @mmmoroi Před rokem +6

    How this cafe has survived three decades given its location near Victoria Station meaning undoubtedly more than sizable rent is a mystery. Three customers on a busier day, zero on others, I wonder. It can be renamed like "Haunted Cafe" and can be listed as place to visit by London Ghost Tour.

  • @brianmckenzie6046
    @brianmckenzie6046 Před 2 lety +8

    if you find a cat collar in you burger-then run for your life

  • @steveb1972
    @steveb1972 Před 2 lety +9

    Those place mats were OLD!!!! They were the ones my Mum had when I was a lad in the 80’s!

  • @anngale4481
    @anngale4481 Před 2 lety +7

    Bless you both, so brave that place was Rancid..hope it didn’t make you guys ill …

  • @neilhannay7596
    @neilhannay7596 Před 2 lety +9

    I looked at that food and wondered how many times it had been served to other people!

  • @stephenparslow7964
    @stephenparslow7964 Před 3 lety +8

    “How does it stay open?”, “maybe it’s a hobby of his” lol.....comedy genius lol

  • @geoffhollis2315
    @geoffhollis2315 Před 3 lety +10

    Lol
    That was gross lee!
    How do these places stay open?🤔
    They must be using it as cover for drugs or something, you can't run a business like that on fresh air!
    Food for thought, but not theirs!😃😃

  • @barrieking5939
    @barrieking5939 Před 2 lety +14

    Frankly, I'm amazed that you stayed in the place. You shoulda walked out without paying and telling the bloke why. Can't believe you stayed in and attempted to try the meal and why didn't ask for some fresh milk?

  • @andrewbass6837
    @andrewbass6837 Před rokem +7

    Great video by the was I found it very entertaining especially when you said the milks off stinks 11:43. Jokes aside I do feel sorry for you & it this cafe would make a great candidate for Gorden Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares. If that place got a bad reputation I think it should be shut down. Keep up the good work Lee 👍

  • @carbonsiliconnn
    @carbonsiliconnn Před 2 lety +12

    Absolute zero exaggeration here lads. How much rent are they paying for that prime location? It makes Sid's Cafe (Hairy porridge) look like The Ritz. Surprised you guys managed to get a seat

    • @sidhawkwind8179
      @sidhawkwind8179 Před 2 lety

      Not my cafe mate🙂...I'm going to be realistic here but it's probably owned by foreigners from a 3rd world country and the cafe is 5 stars to them🙄😁

    • @infrasleep
      @infrasleep Před 2 lety

      I did read (in Private Eye) that a number of dire shops in high rent areas-ie prime locations-are used and owned by criminal gangs to launder cash which explained how a shop selling tacky London souvenirs could pay same rent that high end retailers were. Apparently (according to PE) the cops know about it but do zilch. Dont know about this cafe-obviously the owners couldn't give a damn about zero income, they've somehow kept the health inspectors at bay and are-presumably-happy to pay the premium rent.

  • @robferguson2436
    @robferguson2436 Před 3 lety +11

    😂😂 Worst cafe, but best video ever... laughed all the way through it. Well done guys, great consumer advice 😂

  • @WhitneyHouston4eva1
    @WhitneyHouston4eva1 Před 2 lety +15

    If you guys had been able to film the area the guy was cooking, then we would see how clean or dirty that area is. That's what the health inspector looks for. I hope you guys didn't get food poisoning.

  • @donnaallan2190
    @donnaallan2190 Před 3 lety +11

    What hygiene rating was it ? can't believe the environmental health have even given a rating needs an inspection.

  • @jamesdietsch7868
    @jamesdietsch7868 Před 3 lety +14

    How have Food Standards not shut this place down lol? Maybe a potential series "Mac's Kitchen Nightmares"? :)

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety +4

      Lol. 😂 👍🏼

    • @AwesomeGee
      @AwesomeGee Před 3 lety +4

      Oh yes, I’d love to see that!

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety +3

      Lol.

    • @martindunstan8043
      @martindunstan8043 Před 2 lety +1

      That's a brilliant idea👍but is it fair to put Lee through it?if he goes with Darren then the facial expressions alone would make it a massive hit😂😂🍻🍻

  • @themishmish101
    @themishmish101 Před 2 lety +12

    If it's so disgusting and dirty, I can't understand how you ate anything there. Is it your wish to get food poisoning?

    • @mjt8199
      @mjt8199 Před 2 lety +1

      Doing it so we don't have to.

  • @duntruckin2701
    @duntruckin2701 Před 3 lety +10

    You both were very brave to even try that after reading the reviews, I'd have run the other way for a few miles! The things you do to make your channel great Lol! As an aside Lee I'm also allergic to penicillin! Snap! Well done anyway! 👍😜😊

  • @dennisnelson8207
    @dennisnelson8207 Před 2 lety +8

    One can only ask,if this is the worst restaurant/cafe in Britain,why has it got even one star?surely by all accounts it should have no stars if its that bad.

  • @mariaalbornoz4621
    @mariaalbornoz4621 Před 3 lety +11

    It looks to me like whoever owns the premises runs the place, otherwise how they could afford rent in that location🤔I've never laugh so much about something so disgusting...gracias amigos 😉

  • @stephenparslow7964
    @stephenparslow7964 Před 3 lety +5

    Lol, I waited for this video, I’ve just watched it. Now I have lost my appetite for the Indian takeout I have been looking forward to all day lol. Fantastic upload, so funny.

  • @Peterjames3535
    @Peterjames3535 Před 2 lety +3

    How dare they use the word Palace on that dive.

  • @davidm3569
    @davidm3569 Před 2 lety +4

    Maybe we should ALL report it to the Health Inspector!
    The only thing that could possibly improve it? A FIRE 😂

  • @paulb4uk
    @paulb4uk Před 2 lety +5

    That was honestly the worst place and food i have seen ,it looked a health hazard hats off to you both for staying as long as you did .

  • @rossgilmour8189
    @rossgilmour8189 Před 2 lety +7

    Their faces after they left, they looked like they were suffering from PTSD.

  • @mjt8199
    @mjt8199 Před 2 lety +5

    I have a saying "if everywhere else is busy nobody's in a certain place, AVOID"

  • @SuperSimon62
    @SuperSimon62 Před 3 lety +2

    Great vlog you two loved the way you were so quiet in the cafe. and built the tension up .my favourite of you two together brilliant

  • @mikemikalis
    @mikemikalis Před 2 lety +1

    I’ve always wondered what those Cafes are like, I’m glad you saved me the pain of finding out first hand.

  • @christianbennet-valentin6872

    That is disgusting .
    It even making feel sick by just seeing it.

  • @TinaR622
    @TinaR622 Před 3 lety +24

    Where’s environmental health inspectors ??......should be closed down 🤢 very Brave to try it Lee ! !

    • @brianterry8317
      @brianterry8317 Před 2 lety +1

      Tina......you took the exact words out of my mouth
      It's nice to see Environmental Health are doing their job properly

    • @soaruk3697
      @soaruk3697 Před 2 lety

      @@brianterry8317 heard of government cutbacks to local councils?

    • @brianterry8317
      @brianterry8317 Před 2 lety

      @@soaruk3697 I certainly have heard, seen and felt the impact of the cuts; like we all have
      However; the cuts can not be blamed for everything

    • @soaruk3697
      @soaruk3697 Před 2 lety +1

      @@brianterry8317 Think on....Brian, use a bit of common then.........you think services are what they where several years ago....

    • @brianterry8317
      @brianterry8317 Před 2 lety +1

      @@soaruk3697 Overall; on a macro scale they probably aren't. However; on a micro scale, I have personally witnessed procedures by various institutions; as have the public with high profile occurrences. The incompetence etc could not be put down to Tory cuts
      I can assure you; the several experiences I had were nothing to do with services being over stretched or under funded. It was certainly due to "other fings"
      Approaching explanations about societal issues through a macro viewpoint is fine; but you need to also delve into the micro for a deeper and richer answer

  • @Neil070
    @Neil070 Před rokem +2

    Over the last few months, my local paper has been publishing food hygiene ratings for dozens of establishments in my town.
    Environmental Health Inspection is really, really strict.
    To get 3 stars means "OK" but everything has to be spotless and health and safety procedures adhered to. Everything stored correctly, at correct temperatures, on the right shelves, labelled with dates, etc.
    To get 4 stars means "above and beyond", 5 stars is like a Michelin star for hygiene.
    Almost all of the cafés, takeaways, restaurants and bars reviewed in my town get 4 stars, a lot gaining 5 stars.
    The care home where I worked until I retired last August had a 5 star rating.
    EHO keeps the bar high for everyone. Though I would be perfectly happy to eat in a 3 star café tbh, those with the rating often voluntarily close, are deep cleaned and / or refurbished and reopen.
    This café wouldn't be open a week in Bromsgrove. EHO would receive a complaint, inspect without warning, and shout as she might, the owner would be ordered to close immediately. No ifs or buts.
    This is why I would not visit London again, ever

  • @paulopie165
    @paulopie165 Před 2 lety +1

    I travel from Plymouth and every time I get breakfast in the cafe next door, my heart sank thinking you're talking about this cafe soon as you mention the palace!! Thank God I knew the one you're talking about when I seen the outside 😂

  • @josephdarmanin4759
    @josephdarmanin4759 Před 2 lety +10

    This is absolutely disgusting makes me so mad the place where food is being served. I sometimes wish I was not poor and could open an amazing restaurant with some never before seen recips/dishes I have required over the years. I know we would be busy all year round. Oh well wasted talent

    • @artz50
      @artz50 Před 2 lety +4

      One day mate just keep on believing having hope and dreaming mate god will lead you to your goal just wait a bit you got this mate;):.,

  • @richallen3369
    @richallen3369 Před 2 lety +4

    I don’t get how that place has been allowed to stay open! Beggars belief!

  • @LeichterPanzerspahwagenn
    @LeichterPanzerspahwagenn Před 2 lety +43

    I feel sorry for the nice guy who has to work shit like this because he has to pay the bills. I've worked in horrible places and I felt ashamed for not being better able to give something better to clients

    • @crypto1upteam750
      @crypto1upteam750 Před 2 lety +13

      He can at least clean the damn cups. Water doesnt cost that much.

  • @JulieWallis1963
    @JulieWallis1963 Před 2 lety +6

    I wonder who is giving this ‘excellent’ and ‘good’ reviews.

  • @hazringos
    @hazringos Před 2 lety +3

    That salad garnish is epic, 5🌟🤣🤣

  • @markrobertmurphy4876
    @markrobertmurphy4876 Před 3 lety +5

    The worst burger IN THE WORLD someone will die of food poisoning from there, needs shutting, hygiene is non existing.

  • @brownsuga
    @brownsuga Před 2 lety +9

    I wouldn't use my card in such an establishment 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @supersonicsid5930
    @supersonicsid5930 Před 2 lety +10

    Looks like somewhere in Bombay . I wouldn’t let my dog eat there . Gordon Ramsey would have a field day .

    • @martindunstan8043
      @martindunstan8043 Před 2 lety +3

      Definitely do not take your dog anywhere near that dive as it will probably end up in the burger mix😮what a disgrace✌️

  • @martinholroyd7605
    @martinholroyd7605 Před 3 lety +5

    Been watching your channel now for about 8 months & I've got to say without doubt this is the best vlog you've knocked out...laughing until it hurts...🤣😅....Darren face when you came to review the place was a picture...he looked to be in complete shock....just out of curiosity...where were the other customers...🤣😅😂

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety +1

      Lol. 😂 Thanks. Darren was a bit apprehensive about going. Lol. There were no other customers!! 😂😂 I wonder why. 😂

    • @martinholroyd7605
      @martinholroyd7605 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheMacMaster....the anticipation on your journey & the music had me worried for your life's....After you went to the toilet & on your return I was expecting to see Darren laid on the floor with an axe in his head....this vlog is comedy gold...🤣😅😂

  • @juliejones2103
    @juliejones2103 Před 3 lety +4

    Both of faces were a picture. So funny. Don’t know how you sat there. Mm your cups filthy 🤣 . It absolutely stinks in here 🤣. I was creased with laughing 😂. Thankyou for sharing this vlog I’ve never laughed so much. Have a great weekend guys 👍⭐️💖

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety

      Lol. Have a good one. Blimey I still smell of chip fat days later. 😂

  • @sharonbowen6234
    @sharonbowen6234 Před 3 lety +6

    Omg I don't know how you both managed to stay in there. 😳😳.. Geez lol it was funny though 😂😂 👍♥️

  • @boostedone1367
    @boostedone1367 Před 3 lety +4

    Food poisoning 101 with the Macmaster 😅 I already told you Im in the same line of business. When i saw the table coasters for the plate i already saw enough. I cant believe this. They just don't care. Thats everything. I wouldn't even give this food to my dog man. What the hell. Everything needs to be renewed. Including the owners. I cant even image how their kitchen would look like. Food inspection would shut this place down in a second if they did a unannounced checkup

  • @shanepurcell2909
    @shanepurcell2909 Před 3 lety +8

    I've had the pleasure of dining in some of the poorest 3rd world countries and I can't remember coming across anything like what that place looks like.
    The health and safety authority in London must be very laxed.

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety +1

      Well said!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼

    • @andrewcouchman25
      @andrewcouchman25 Před 4 měsíci

      not lax, just bribed. Clearly a foreign owned drugs front to launder money
      @@TheMacMaster

    • @Torero2901
      @Torero2901 Před 14 dny

      Exactly what I wanted to say. Even in India (don't go there, there are 200 nicer countries to visit) it was not so bad and filthy as this "royal" dumpsite in the heart of London ...

  • @paddy4799
    @paddy4799 Před 2 lety +14

    The “food” looks like it’s been through somebody’s bowels already.

  • @raphaelrau1728
    @raphaelrau1728 Před 2 lety +2

    I’m not surprised! I have been taking tour groups past for years! So near to Buckingham Palace too! 😂😀👍🏻

  • @markstafford6357
    @markstafford6357 Před 2 lety +5

    Just like every Pub and Cafe forty years ago ! Thank God we have moved on from then !

  • @johnbowyer6902
    @johnbowyer6902 Před 3 lety +3

    My God! I would hate to see the condition of the kitchen. No, this place needs to be shut down.

  • @allaboutcarsuk6624
    @allaboutcarsuk6624 Před 3 lety +10

    Maybe we’re all missing a trick here, if it’s the Queens local maybe that’s the secret to live to a ripe old age lol😋😂

  • @TheCraicMaster
    @TheCraicMaster Před 3 lety +20

    Darren's face when he put the burger in his mouth! "Jesus christ" 😆🤣😂

    • @TheMacMaster
      @TheMacMaster  Před 3 lety +4

      Lol. 😂 He spat it out. 😂

    • @TheCraicMaster
      @TheCraicMaster Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheMacMaster 😆🤣

    • @reedsfromleeds6347
      @reedsfromleeds6347 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheCraicMaster Daniel if you had found that in a bin last night and smelled it you would probably have put it back , I bet even Rolo would turn up his nose at that

    • @TheCraicMaster
      @TheCraicMaster Před 3 lety +3

      @@reedsfromleeds6347 😆🤣😂

    • @denisepearson5212
      @denisepearson5212 Před 3 lety +6

      It was hilarious 🤣 poor Darren

  • @JE-western-rider
    @JE-western-rider Před 2 lety +2

    The sign that said All Day Breakfast would pull me in without a second's hesitation.

  • @WasabiDreams
    @WasabiDreams Před rokem +2

    Watching that made me feel so ill. You are both warriors. !!!. That place is no joke. DJ looked visibly shaken afterwards in that side street 😨

  • @daysofdaz3650
    @daysofdaz3650 Před 3 lety +5

    Lee chuckling while darren was tasting food. made me lol. How the FOOD is this place still operating. Brave brave vlog 😎😎😎

  • @lennydicko
    @lennydicko Před 2 lety +4

    Shocking 😂😂😂😂😂🙈 you both are great 👍

  • @scotty193
    @scotty193 Před 2 lety +1

    If that is how they keep the Dining area and Toilet then you can only imagine what you cant see in the Kitchen. Thanks lads for taking one for the team and I was gagging along with you. That joint should be Nuked and its an obvious minus from me. I was at the computer screen saying dont eat that Lee, you ordered it seen how disgusting it was thats enough.

  • @phph1731
    @phph1731 Před 2 lety +2

    Never did so many owe so much to two! Medals for two, Your Madge. Reckon the flies turned their toes up here. Reminds me of the great British caff of my childhood. Mum and Dad never had much money so didn’t eat out much. Reckon they saved our lives! Sad, these places still exist, but regularly come across them. Often wonder whether money-laundering is behind some of these operations in high cost locations. Cheers!

  • @garfieldsmith332
    @garfieldsmith332 Před 2 lety +7

    Now you know why they invented ketchup and hot sauces.

  • @ghostdemon7936
    @ghostdemon7936 Před 2 lety +6

    That place looks grim. I bet even in a zombie apocalypse the zombies would have to think twice before entering. Looks like you needed to wipe your feet on the way out of the loo too. Kudos for putting yourselves through this review 🏅⭐

    • @stickyweasel8837
      @stickyweasel8837 Před 2 lety

      I'm sure at one point I spotted a rat voluntarily chucking itself on a trap....

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS

    First time viewer.
    I enjoyed the little ride along and chilled out hip hop music portion before getting on with the imminent food poison experience lol

  • @zen-gq9ih
    @zen-gq9ih Před 2 lety +3

    The Place Mats! Turned Milk! 😱..🤢 that was It for me. Could'nt of gone any further!
    But Thank you Both for Braving this place and giving the Heads Up!👍🏽