People So DUMB It's Funny
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- People So DUMB It's Funny! Leave a like if you enjoyed and comment something dumb! Watch the dumbest people ever • THE DUMBEST PEOPLE EVE...
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Matt:Y’all obviously ain’t learning nothing over there
Also Matt: *calls a tiger a lion*
Hi how you doin
nisa rojas he knew it was a tiger he accidentally said lion
nisa rojas
Hi
When?
@@torigaming1924 When did I ask?
ahahaha lol lmao hahaha xD funny funny 😂 🤣 😆
At a store near where i live bananas are called "boneless bananas" 😂
u know he that out of here]\
'
???
Lol really
@@emmafletcher7129 yeah the workers said it was a mistype that happened a while ago and they kept using it as a joke
@Ethan Craig i know right 😂
“Looking for your keys”
“Looking for your education”
“looking for your memory”
“Looking for your intelligence”
Keep on going!
Looking for your love
Matt has just turned into a savage👌🏼
I like how people are asking “who’s watching during quarantine”
Like where else would i watch it 😂
EDIT: WHY IS EVERYONE SPAMMING IN THE COMMENTS
Idk
I have no idea
@@stephanieclark8088 100
Ikr
e
XD
We livin at 2% up in here, pray for me 😂
Oof-I hope you survive it! You where a great solider!
80% sqaud
Never,I savage
Charge
I'm at 22💀😂
This man is a rogue ninja in all the villages
No one:
Matt: "Edumacation".
Your profile picture is so pretty!!!☺️
@@kylie6645 Thank you!
Nobody:
Matt: Lookin for your keys you should be lookin for your education
I want more of this.
YOU SAVAGE
Yas
The dude laying on the tiger is Joe Exotic
Carol Baskin killed her husband whaked him cant convince me that it didnt happen.she fed him to tigers they shnaked him whats happening CAROL BASKIN
Jada Potato XD
Jada Potato ur name in india means more potatoes
Imagine a mannequin with a black suit and a red tie at a store *CREEPY*
asa miller don’t call me lame idiot
Gi
Hi
RED tie?
8%
I am so grateful that he doesnt have a hundred hour long intro like other CZcamsrs
Yeah
Ikr
y e a h
ikr
its INSANITY
im glad his intro is just like "hi whats up?" and then we go into the video
Me too or else I wouldn’t be subscribed to him
People: Corona Virus ahhhhh
Me: Rapunzels kingdom
Lol
Lol
Haha
Kit Kat yaaassssssssssssssssssssssssss boiiiiiiiii
Ikr
Nobody:
Matt: trying to find the right words for human stupidity
Me: yeh...sounds about right to me
That's what happens Dang!
Umm his names Matt not Dang
@@kzauraa i know
8:13 did you know that Rapunzel's kingdom is actually called corona lol >U
Lactose intolerance doesn’t tend to develop until after you’ve reach 5 years old because that’s when you stop needing milk
Derp Cam also, lactose isn’t in all milk.
The "who else is watching this during quarantine" like where would I be?
IKR!!! They’re just fishing for likes!!
Duh I am
quarantine is over for me
*UPLOADED DURING QUARANTINE* "WhO ELsE heRE DUuorEEnGu QwORInten!"
Wut the FUCK
Matt's dictionary : word 1
*get that out of here*
End.
Lol
Thats 5 words go back to Pre-K
Lone Wolf just take a joke FR
That’s five I swear 🤦🏾♀️
Oh Meh god it’s a joke!!
5:18 Matt : where have you been living?!
Me : simply under the bedrock
I think we've found the next tiger king! 😂
This is how many times Matt said “Yeahhh”
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Everybody like the comment The one that you’re looking at mine the one above me look at that one and then like it because he says yeah and every video
Fishing for likez
2:49 He called the tiger a lion boi where ur education 😂😂
He said the tiger that your lyin on
He said the other lion behind him
4:56 That blends in perfectly.
I love how the man left hes keys in hes car🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thumbnail: *exists*
Me: and I am iron man.
Me sees this:are you challenging me imposter
When you said "98% yeah" I looked at my percentage and it was 98%
@Gacha galaxy thank you so much
Helo gumball
@@Unknown_____12332 hello there
Mine is 99%
Gumball my dude
Lady:How am i gonna afford to feed 4 kidz (even though she probably wont)
My Mom With 2 Sets Of Twins who is alone and didn’t go to college: ... are u serious?
First, I want to say, my son (he’s 9) and I love watching your videos. You are hilarious. I did just want to point something out, that I’ve noticed during the quarantine and watching way more videos and being around my son constantly, that may or may not be sending out an incorrect image. Now-idk what your “target” audience is-I’m 39, so I get when you say something sarcastically etc. My 9 yr old doesn’t. Both me and my son are considered “Caucasian”. My daughter is bi-racial. He doesn’t know or understand racism. His sissy is just tan, or has browner skin than he does. He says the same things about his 2 best friends who are black. I know you are joking a lot-but he doesn’t understand why you constantly yell out “racism” and “discrimination” and (always something) about a black man. So I’ve had to start really explaining it to him, and he’s not understanding it, especially because you have a white girlfriend. So now he’s taken to just randomly yelling it out-at home I don’t mind. I do worry about him yelling it out in public, and potentially offending people. Like I said I’m trying to explain it to him, and he loves your videos. I just wanted to give you the viewpoint from the mom (and a fellow viewer) of one of your subscribers. ❤️
On the mug one I guess you just gotta put the hot chocolate on the outside
Matt: People that are so dumb it’s funny
Me: The people that didn't even try to name their kid.
Who is watching this video barefoot
Me
Xaea12
No but I have black boots on does that count...?...?
SORRY I am not watching this barefoot
0:32 I punched on my phone when he did 🤣🤣
*Mom calls me and my brother down for dinner*
*We're too busy dying of laughter because of his face and because of dem LONG YELLOW THINGS*
3:06, 4:53
Im at 17% and i cant find my charger
;-; help
Am at 92%
Get that charger in the room
Ari Aguilar send PO Box I got you fam
82
79%
Matt: *posts*
Everyone: *rushes to the comments*
5k Subscribers Without Any Videos Challenge shuttttt UPPPPP
XD I was eating frosted flakes while waching this
🙄🤣
Ok lmao😭😂
Just now realizing Matt is wearing a Naruto shirt
Oh I thought it was a zoadic sign XD
@@kaydancefuller1098 Wtf you must have not watched Naruto
@@No-yn1rz no you gotta problem?
@@kaydancefuller1098 No😑
@@kaydancefuller1098 Same lol
Nobody:
Matt: RACISM, DESCREMANATION
Jocelynn Rainey Discrimination
Discrimination
C a r r y sorry my autocorrect doesn’t work thank you so much for correcting me
Jocelynn Rainey It’s okay
Oppression!
when you are stuck in quarantine and you can’t go to school:
In my country we’re going back to school(I’m an English teacher living in Vietnam).
The Fun Guy Oh good! Well you enjoy being in school. Meanwhile the rest of us are stuck in our homes-
@@xxandersz for us teachers, we DON’T, because we will have to deal with little Donald Trumps.
2:45 I was laughing so hard when matt said it was a lion
Back in my day, we weren't idiots.
5:27 here is what i found on google "The Granny Smith is a tip-bearing apple cultivar, which originated in Australia in 1868. It is named after Maria Ann Smith, who propagated the cultivar from a chance seedling. ... The apple goes from being completely green to turning yellow when overripe." ur welcome i think idk
Nobody:
Matt: *making everyone's quarantine better*
nobody:
You: saying that in every matt video
Nobody:
*calling youtubers by their first name*
Ha
5:41:are you ok,Matt?I think he drank too much BANG!!!!!?????
Should I be concerned that every single ad that plays during this is pamperin?.......
Matt: There is no e in pain.
Thomas Paine: Am I a joke to you?
LMAO
"You might wanna look for your education"
- Dangmattsmith 2020
Man I wanted to post this XD
@@spiderqueen7282 noice
Been binge watching you for like 2 hours so my phone's at 15 percent
Through this lockdown I don't think you have done the bang advertisement 🤷🏾♂️
"if the first u don't succeed give up try something else"
- DangMattSmith -
😂😂
XD 😏😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😊🙂🤗😏😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😊
True
Yup
"...so white he could be a ghost..."
Then you haven't seen me on a really hot summer day cause it looked like I've seen an actual ghost or Satan draining the color off of my body oof-
Even tho I look like a burnt chicken nugget in the summer I still love myself ( or do I?) It's because I go on the pool and even if I still out on sunscreen my skin would not corporate with me it's so annoying🙄 😫 ugh I hate getting tanned during the summer
Dangmattsmith: There are red apples, green apples and even black apples.
Me: what happened to yellow apples?
Matt: ''there are green apples, there are red apples, & there are black apples.''
me: ''WHAT ABOUT YELLOW APPLES!!''
me: (Looks at my phone) 100%...huh cool
Matt: (Looks at his Phone) 98% YESSSSSSSS!
Lucky for you that's what I like that's what I like
Btw my battery is to 11% I was like yaaaaassssss when I realised
Right I’m at 48%
30%
15%
36%
Me watching this getting in my car and turning the key
Him: do people still turn the key in their door
Me: 😶
@Wiggy Piggy wow
Lol
Matt in video: acts drunk
Matt in Bang Ad: Xtra drunk
I want to get a bang energy drink when I can live alone
My phone is at 69% I’m not joking it was perfect timing
Haha 69
2:25 I guess we know what tiger king does under quarantine 😏
The black cherry vanilla drink sounds delicious.
*Lookin' for yo keys, you might wanna look for your education*
~Matt Smith 2020 0:24
Plot twist: Every mannequin you've looked at is slender man's assistant.
Steven Universo so true
Ok
matt: you might wanna look for edduction
Me: you might wanna look for your dad
Corona is also the word, “crown” in Spanish.
Sophia Gonzalez I know that’s why there is a beer called that
*inserts the more you know meme*🌈🌈🌈
WHEN HE SAID IN THE PAST 45 MINUTES MY PRESENTAGE WAS 45% AND IN 45 MINUTES I HAD TO EAT
“Don’t lie who is a fan of Dangmattsmith ”
(I’m very thankful to everyone who subs)
U just want subs
He's funny that's why I subbed
angelica U STFU
Would people stop saying this to get likes?
0:33 Oh please, we all know he hasn’t finished his kindergarten hand turkey yet. You can’t just distract him with all this talking. 😂😂😂
My phone is at 18% while I’m watching this lol.(I’m horrible at keeping my phone charged)
The sponsorship
LOL.
My Tablets On 64%And It Was On 60% When The Vid Ended
Cee Cee Hall wow amazing
Noice
Cool
2 I can't find charger
Nobody cares
no one:
literally no one:
no one ever:
matt: I feel bad for the kids named corona💀💀💀💀
And yellow apples
True
BECAuse IT MeaNS theY ARe A dIseaSE
When the thing said: I never knew there where green apples, Matt looked around, slapped his face, covered his eyes, then an add popped up lol
When he said his phone was on 98% I looked at mines and it said 98% 🤣
Mines 2%
The handle is on the inside but I bet his brain ain't 😂😂
"If at first, you don't succeed....give up and try something else" -Dangmattsmith, 2020
"The Granny Smith is a tip-bearing apple cultivar which originated in Australia in 1868. It is named after Maria Ann Smith, who propagated the cultivar from a chance seedling. ... The apple goes from being completely green to turning yellow when overripe."
Matt you are literally the best youtuber I love your videos also Sarah is a great youtuber too thank you for making such great videos
Quarantine got CZcams notifications like “posted in 6 minutes”
“Looking for your keys, might wanna look at your education” 🤣🤣🤣‼️. That is funny.
Hide And Seek:
(The Seeker when he gives up) "I GIVE UP"
(The Hider) "I was behind you for this whole time"
(The Seeker) 😤😤😤😤
4:51 if his name was marco he would be like
are you watching me? how did you know my name?!
In 10:06 I even know how pregnancy tests, work! 😂😂 And I'm 10 y/o
Quarantine is going to be over May 26
How do u know?
For me may 15
Because the president estimated May 26
That man actually planked on a tiger but there's no clue he escaped
When you have no where else to sleep
2:19 This man is the true Tiger King 😂😂😂
@Ava Donohue damn it's just a joke
He forgets to his keys bet his mama wishes she can forget him 😂.
yeaaaaaa we got em
Issabella Jackson ohhhhhhhh we got him get on get that out of here
Me: ima go get some McDonald’s
Quarantine: go back to sleep and starve
your bang commercials are hilarious!!! Love the videos
nobody in quarantine:
Matt: RoAstInG MaNnEquIneS .
Shirt:never do your best quit
Me:UMMMMMM quitting isn’t going to solve anything soooo
Matt in other videos bOi YoU bEtTeR gEt ThAt OuTtA hErE
Dani28 I quit it works for me ever day I quit piano and moved to drums I’m about to quit that 🙃
This is how many times he says get that outta here 😂
None
That person at the daycare doesn't seem to know grammar either because they used the word ¨your¨ instead of you´re.
50% of the comments: Don’t lie who else went straight to the comments.
30% of the comments: who else is watching this stuck home in quarantine
15% of the comments: Who else have been a fan before 2020
5% of the comments: something original
More like 50% of comments: I’m gifting my next subscribers
why r u spamming this comment
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Heaven Rupert: posts same comment three times
We heard you the first time
@@bendonnelly6916 exactly lmao
When did this whole "first" thing start 🤣😅
All mammals are born with the ability to digest lactose. Including lactose intolerant people.
Yo lil maro I about died laughing
Dangmattsmith:comment down below your phone percent mines is 98%Yayy Me:Finallllly. Lol🤣🤣
Mines is 98% to!
Matt: you ain’t got no high school diploma
Me: totally not part of it ;-; heh…
the tiger behind him said gett of my chicc
Matt: Our sponsor!
Me: i bet 100 dollars it's bang