It’s funny because in the Dorn Primarch novel the entire point of the book is showing that Dorn was chosen as Praetorian because he’s the only Primarch who will follow orders to the letter and without hesitation. Everyone else will interpret things or stray in some way except him. He’s unflinchingly loyal.
Purty - nice to meet you my sons I think you will find my leadership style is a little on the harsh side of strict, but on the plus side for 10% of you that isn't going to be a problem for long.
and then his dad asked him to build the best audience chamber he could...HIS DAD ASKED HIM TO BUILD SOMETHING!!! then his dad used it to humiliate and censure his best friend. angron figured it out pretty early, but this is when perturabo realised the emperor is a cunt lol.
Hydra Cordatus - Less than a hundred Imperial Fists stalled your bum legion for 3 months. You're that useless Everything relating to Fulgrim - The Iron Lobotomites helped turn a sexual predator into a super sexual predator(They were manipulated like the under-developed children they are) Tallarn - Tallarn wasn't even a regiment at the time. They were barely a PDF. You still managed to lose to them and their elf friends. Actually pathetic Battle of Phall - Alexis Pulux beats the shit out of the entire IW legion in void combat, only sparing Peter Turbo's life because Daddy Dorn called him back to Terra(The Phalanx was sadly not present for this battle. If it was, I don't doubt Peter Turbo would be dead already) Siege of Terra - Perturabo squanders the resources of almost ten entire traitor legions, a super weapon from DAOT, all the forces of literal hell and the entire military industrial complex of Mars against three legions with next to no war machines. Keeps losing time and time again with his only victories being so costly and slow that they may as well not be victories. In the end fails so bad that Horus has to make a power play and attempt to bait the Emperor into a death trap. Runs away when he realizes all that time Lorgar(The true heretic MVP for bogging down all the loyalist reinforcements so long) bought him has been wasted Iron Cage - Rogal Dorn purposefully leads a suicide attempt against Perturabo. Perturabo can't even kill Dorn when Dorn is trying to kill himself. Guilliman makes him run away when he comes to save Dorn(Dorn is someone people love enough to want to save him, unlike Pedro Turd) Your entire legions coolest character - Barnabas Dantioch - is only cool because he's an Imperial Fist in disguise among IW mouthbreathers
As an Iron warrior I agree no one hates perturabo more than us.
Hatred is for the weak
I think Peter Turbo probably hates himself, and the Iron Warriors more than they hate him
@@NameName2.0 true
Don’t speak ill of the GOATarabo, lest ya wish to be the weakest link on this iron chain!
@jamesgilman5438 Iron does not bend it breaks and the legion and primarch broke
we all know that peter turbo is drinking pepsi out of spite
I actually prefer Root Beer.
But Yes.
*Sprite
@@Peter_Turbo4 oh perty u silly goose,
It’s funny because in the Dorn Primarch novel the entire point of the book is showing that Dorn was chosen as Praetorian because he’s the only Primarch who will follow orders to the letter and without hesitation. Everyone else will interpret things or stray in some way except him. He’s unflinchingly loyal.
He's autistic
The worst part is he’s being 100% truthful. He’s not lying, and that’s even worse
Damn, Dorn is fucking ice spice errr. i mean ice fucking cold, yeah... That.
Daaaaaaaaamn Rogal. Way to bring the hammer down. I love these two goobers so much! ❤
10,000 years of service, and dad still won't let me have a Pepsi...
The Emperor himself made sure pepsi would never be drank by his loyal servants, unfortunately *loyal* servants
Perturabo's new tantrum was not long in coming. This time it would be especially sadenly
I am fortifying this comment section
Purty - nice to meet you my sons I think you will find my leadership style is a little on the harsh side of strict, but on the plus side for 10% of you that isn't going to be a problem for long.
I BELIEVE IN IRON WARRIORS SUPREMACY
IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT
Peter Turbo didn’t have to be done like that
This is the funniest thing I have ever watched on this site
Damn
Imperial Fists Fans: Your Primarch is a man child!
Iron Warriors Fans: Your Primarch is f**king dead!
Fists: at least he loved us
@@tellurius4951 Iron Warriors: No wonder you Fists are so weak, he coddles you so much!
@triples2745 Fists: hey, iron lоsеr, your primarch is so fаt he makes Nurgle look like a supermodel
Iron Within Iron Without
meet the primarchs instead of meet the grahams
PERTY JUS LIKE ME FRRR
Dorn was pushed too far
his usual calm was compromised
he was something beyond furious
Magnus and Perty were tight
and then his dad asked him to build the best audience chamber he could...HIS DAD ASKED HIM TO BUILD SOMETHING!!!
then his dad used it to humiliate and censure his best friend.
angron figured it out pretty early, but this is when perturabo realised the emperor is a cunt lol.
Completely deserved ngl.
as an iron warrior fan, pepsi is indeed better than coke lol
Everybody hates on perty, but everybody crawl to him when shits need to be done. He caried the siege of Terra for a reason.
Am I allowed to love both legions?
Yea
My iron lord would not drink pepsi hesmuch superior and would drink Dr pepper
Iron Cage
Tallarn.
@@aeronlangheim3462 Hydra Cordatus
Hydra Cordatus - Less than a hundred Imperial Fists stalled your bum legion for 3 months. You're that useless
Everything relating to Fulgrim - The Iron Lobotomites helped turn a sexual predator into a super sexual predator(They were manipulated like the under-developed children they are)
Tallarn - Tallarn wasn't even a regiment at the time. They were barely a PDF. You still managed to lose to them and their elf friends. Actually pathetic
Battle of Phall - Alexis Pulux beats the shit out of the entire IW legion in void combat, only sparing Peter Turbo's life because Daddy Dorn called him back to Terra(The Phalanx was sadly not present for this battle. If it was, I don't doubt Peter Turbo would be dead already)
Siege of Terra - Perturabo squanders the resources of almost ten entire traitor legions, a super weapon from DAOT, all the forces of literal hell and the entire military industrial complex of Mars against three legions with next to no war machines. Keeps losing time and time again with his only victories being so costly and slow that they may as well not be victories. In the end fails so bad that Horus has to make a power play and attempt to bait the Emperor into a death trap. Runs away when he realizes all that time Lorgar(The true heretic MVP for bogging down all the loyalist reinforcements so long) bought him has been wasted
Iron Cage - Rogal Dorn purposefully leads a suicide attempt against Perturabo. Perturabo can't even kill Dorn when Dorn is trying to kill himself. Guilliman makes him run away when he comes to save Dorn(Dorn is someone people love enough to want to save him, unlike Pedro Turd)
Your entire legions coolest character - Barnabas Dantioch - is only cool because he's an Imperial Fist in disguise among IW mouthbreathers