Taskmaster Quotes I use Every day Part 2
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- čas přidán 30. 07. 2021
- The first part did really well and I love making these quote compilations so here’s part 2!! (More Mike in this one!!!) Of course none of the clips are mine, they all belong to Taskmaster and Channel 4
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I'm laughing so hard because half of these aren't quotes but I totally understand what you mean
How are they not quotes?
@@MondayMorningPress I wouldn't call "smiles for a full minute" or "weeee wooooo" or the tree wizard song or the whole... hemorroid moment quotes, but I fully understand how the energy of them can be quoted
@@abj6920 Are you trying to convince people that certain phrases are not quotes by quoting these very phrases?
@@DonQuiKong Uhhhh, did not understand the sentence, I mean that a lot of these are noieses and moments of the show where someone does something
@@abj6920 I think he's trying to show you the whole context of the quote. The hemroid one is probably its like a casserole down there. But wee woo and the smile for sure aren't quotes. References yeah but I'd agree not a quote
There was truly a period where i said "bastards crying innit" every single day with no prompting or reason
Bastard's crying innit
yes, we all go through stupid phases when we're young don't we.
@@TheEvilCheesecake you need some balloons in your life. Cheer ya right up.
@@shethjrebbell balloon these nuts.
i love the person who is just CACKLING at the top of their lungs when Paul says "bastard's crying innit"
Which Paul was that
Pretty sure that was rob Beckett
2:37
@@HaydenLau.Paul Chowdry
The fact that Wozniak delivered that Absolute Casserole line with a completely straight face while everyone else died of laughter is a true accomplishment.
that's one of the best moments in comedy history i have to think, when you send 6 of your professional peers completely to space lol
"What happens when you wear opera gloves and a feather boa to the senior school disco? ... You do not get fingered."
Anyway- my wife Nelly.
"It's frustrating, isn't it Greg, when you're asked to complete tasks under pressure and there's a lot of people watching?"
'Bastard's crying innit?' genuinely changed my life I don't know what else to say
The cackle from that one audience member just sells it lol
idk if you already did this but “I’ve got three sensitivity levels! And I’ll be honest, I’m on my THIRD FUCKING ONE.”
I think about that every single day. Ed just has an ENERGY
I've not seen much taskmaster but I just KNEW this was Ed
I was thinking exactly this when I started the vid :)
Was looking for this comment🤣
Also the: started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetit
"He's eaten his own son; which is an act of...?"
"Happiness?"
THE SQUEAK I SQUAKED 😂 ITS MIDNIGHT UR GONNA GET ME KILLED
not exactly sure how you quote Joe Lycett smiling but I’ll probably attempt it every day now
"16 lovely smiles and 4 difficult poo faces."
I am more curious of how he quotes Mike dislodging a hemorid while he tried to fart.
@@bobothn “a tiny tiny tiny tiny little pop”
@@bobothn unnnngghh - plip
I want to know whst kind of situations people scream st others about hippos and elephants having a unique tail.. 😅
Mawaan quietly crawling on the floor at 0:23 is the perfect representation of me watching this video
once I started watching the other team in that clip I found a depth of laughter I didn’t know existed
I genuinely, constantly say "What's the situation" now, in non ironic contexts. Knowing that the entire panel agreed it doesn't sound like how humans talk has infected me somehow
"It's an absolute casserole down there" remains one of the greatest lines ever delivered in the history of comedy. So graphic, so eloquent, and so completely absurd. 😂
that lady's mind completely breaking when paul says "Bastards cryin innit."
Needs Aisling's "Dignity intact" and "Nish Kumar as I live and breathe"
And nish’s oh shit and piss
“I always knew it would end this way”
I periodically find myself singing “Tree Wizard” and sometimes even Team Funks’ “Taskmaster the music-ah-al!!!”
I always sing over ma shoulder🤣
Rosaline is a fucking nightmare 😌
@@j3sSM4iN same!!!!!
one of my favorites is what jessica knappett said to james acaster during an in studio task, "you're a sneaky little fucker arnt cha" in her irish accent
“Powerful homoeroticism there, really enjoyed that”
Fuck yes we need that
And him calling russell sexy in the darts challenge😂
I must say “bastard’s crying init” at least once a day at this point
"My foot is just the hand of the leg" - Phil Wang
The ears are the eyes of the side of the head
An absolute casserole down there is the best by far.
My favorite part was when you suggest that you quote joe lycetts smiles.
absolutely in love with how u kept that insane laugh after 'bastards crying innit'
...my eyes are circles?
I was able to quote every clip of Mike within the first frame of each clip of him. I have a problem.
It’s never a problem when it’s Mike 😌
@@DJWildArt so true bestie. r/MikeWozniak is my safe haven
this being Mike, you're not the only one
“Tick tock, it’s tough guy o’clock.”
@@Dylan-pq3ny !!! I started r/MikeWozniak! seeing this comment in the wild means so much!
“Whole lotta pie!!!” I quote that daily.
I think everything James Acaster said on the taskmaster show is a beautiful quote
My eyes are circles?
Heck yeah bebeh
Ooh one of dems ma fweend
“There’s strength in arches. There’s strength…in arches.”
Charlotte having that much fun and greg calling her out is so personal to me😂😂
“It’s not often you see a man dissing Christ surrounded by pizzas.”
Mawaan finding a loophole in the cocktail task is also a beautiful moment
One more I'd suggest is "All vol, no cano". I think about it once a week
Ah yes my favourite TaskMaster quote: ‘Joe Lycett smiling’
great video!!! if you ever do a part 3 you should do “am i the spider?”
As a software developer, I find myself saying "What's the situation" more and more each day.
I think Daisy's outburst really distracted everyone from whatever the fuck Katherine's "chicken" was
Daisy getting narked at the hippo drawing kills me 😭😭
Yess except we missed the best bit i actually hate u more than my husband 😂
Starkid and Taskmaster content?? I think you’re my new favourite channel
my eyes are circles
You got the “just open the box” from Acaster but you stopped right before he got pulled aside by Father Task and spoken to about his behavior? Bruh
lol Father Task
Mike Wozniak is treasure
yesss I genuinely love to quote "You've got no huzzpah, your organisational skills are lackluster and your timekeeping is abysmal."
Mike Wozniak is a beautiful man
Undermining the Vole is my favorite bit from all of TM.
“You have to huztpa (not sure how to spell it)” stayed with me and popped in my head for days after I say it.
Despite the fact that he said, 'its an absolute casserole down there,' AND its been 2 years since, I still to this day have a crush on Mike Wozniak 😅💖🥰
Pls when I heard James say that for the first time I fell in love for no reason 💀
the way this channel is a starkid and taskmaster channel lets my worlds collide beautifully
This is so unbelievably iconic. I love this
I find myself doing Joe Lycetts smiles more and more often each day 😂
I really appreciate this video, I needed this x
Mike Wozniak is top tier taskmaster contestant, right next to Bob and James
Yessss, the final clip is what I had been waiting for.
please!! what episode is the ”you’re a concious being” “oh i’m so sorry” from??
Series 9 Episode 4 !
@@DJWildArt thank you so much!
My god, I need more
bastard's cryin', innit is the ultimate taskmaster tagline
“Barstad crying innit” 😂😂😂😂😂
'I am apoplectic with rage' will always be the best part of the Daisy bit to me
God I forgot how great Wozniak was. Youve got no hutzpah! And its an absolute casserole down there. Classics
“This show… is an absolute scam”
Along with “now imagine that on the cutting room floor”
"In the final, I'm gonna wear a t-shirt that reads 'This show is a SCAM'..
SNIP THAT OUT YA PRICK!"
My eyes are circles !
I was going to be wildly upset if "bastard's cryin, innit?" Didn't make the cut hahah
absolute cassarole is now in my daily vocabulary
I have used the phrase “absolute casserole down there” since it aired.
Mike undermining the vole changed my life
It's bamboo time
I use what’s the situation so much
Reminding me that far too much of Taskmaster is quotable nonsense. "Bastard's crying, innit" is definitely number one. Closely followed by Jess's "All I ever wanted was for the people to dance" in s7e8, and everything about Nish's coconut businessman in s5e3. He's a businessmaaan from the soouuthern states of ameeeerica, Greg!
If you make another, you have to include Phils ogre story and Doc Browns nursey rhyme
Is Mike Wozniak the only one who made Greg AND Alex laugh out loud?
When james was arguing with rhod they lost it too 😂
@@Ar4BellaC Not as much though ;)
TREE WIZAAAAAARD
So you're saying we don't strike people?
How often do you talk about Hippos?
Where is "there is strength in arches"???
Does anyone know what season 0:58 is from?
"Quotes"?
The hippo thing still annoys me to this day. Are you for real, woman, that is not a hippo.