@@DrZaius3141 A couple of my mates still haven't realised that, no matter how much I try and tell them. One of them got his driving license details changed to reflect his lordly status, so I'm waiting with baited breath to see what happens next time he gets pulled by the police!
Rosalind didn't have any sense of humour at all, that was what made the whole task so cripplingly funny for me. I mean, I can understand not liking the Bob, Sally and Aisling song, given the contents and chorus especially lol, but Nish and Mark did the sweetest performance I think I've ever seen and she didn't even smile at that one either!
“There has been another revelation” (Guz) // “The only one I care about getting right is Victoria!” - “And the only one you got right was Victoria.” (Greg/Alex) // “Wait what? What? Wait!” (Dara) “Whoa!”, “It’s me, Fern Brady, me Fern Brady!” (Fern)
@@thomicrisler9855 S4, finale! In the last prerecorded task Noel Fielding gets married to a rubber duckie. He points out to Greg that Tim Key, the officiant, actually got a license, but Alex pointed out that it was only valid in Hawaii. Not mentioned in the episode, but his girlfriend is called Birdy. So he’s definitely got a thing for fowl 😂
From the series 15 spoon task: "Are you blind Ivo?" "They've blinded me Frankie. Only you can guide me" "Look down...do a 360" "I'm going to lead you into a situation of some danger" "IT'S A TWOER!" "oh it's the spoon hub...Frankie...we've had an absolute shocker"
S7 Alex: (estatically) Do you want to see a team with an impressively even number of ribs? Greg: *looks at alex like wtf are you talking about anymore*
Two additions to this excellent compilation: Aisling's "Look how I found! It's little old Bob! Sallyyy!" and Jo Brand's "Oh Good God, it's David Baddiel."
A more recent one would have to be "Brace, Brace!" "I'm Bracing..." from Jenny and Alex in Series 15 that they ended up using for the very beginning of the intro for that series. I love Jenny. 😂
i watch taskmaster when stressed and this is reminding me why. you get such hilarity from groups of british comedians. i don’t know if i’d survive being american
This made me realise that the phrase ‘filthy little ferret’ that Greg enjoyed Alex saying (reading from the fanfic titles) is his own phrase that he forgot 😂
I suspect that a fair few of the commenters have watched each season numerous times, I know I have. It's one of those rare programmes where it's eminently rewatchable even if you remember the outcome. It's the way each person deals with the task that I can watch over and over, plus the banter in the studio section.
Alex: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 🤨 Morgana: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 😊 Alex: I haven't started the actions yet. 😑 Morgana: Oh, sorry! 😅
Taskmaster's popularity has been it's downfall, when a TV show has been reduced to basic girls named Amy-Louise tweeting unfunny quotes you know it's done for.
Katherine: "What's your name?"
Greg: "Greg...?"
Katherine: "Noooo"
Greg: "...yes???"
Katherine *with glee*: "I changed it!!" :D
My favourite exchange in all of Taskmaster.
Aaaah, back when not everyone had realized yet that the lord-thingy was a scam.
@@DrZaius3141 A couple of my mates still haven't realised that, no matter how much I try and tell them. One of them got his driving license details changed to reflect his lordly status, so I'm waiting with baited breath to see what happens next time he gets pulled by the police!
@@Si74l0rd how bad a driver is your friend for you to be certain he will get pulled over by the police?
@@madamemystery4256 Not so much that he's a bad driver as he lives in an area where there's a lot of police activity.
I refuse to believe nobody tweeted "it's like a casserole down there"
An ABSOLUTE casserole
Or "you've got no chutzpah, and your timekeeping is abysmal"
It got to Mike and I was waiting for it...and it wasn't there 😭😅
P.s. And him actually taking the hat off to reveal the mohawk, too
Also Liza cackling like a gremlin, or 'I was *open*'
"Do we strike you?" is still one of the funniest questions to ever be asked unprovoked
Rosalind didn't have any sense of humour at all, that was what made the whole task so cripplingly funny for me.
I mean, I can understand not liking the Bob, Sally and Aisling song, given the contents and chorus especially lol, but Nish and Mark did the sweetest performance I think I've ever seen and she didn't even smile at that one either!
Do we strike you?
What's your favorite meat?
Do you wanna fly?
😂😂 Bob is precious
"Are you a child of divorce?" is a strong contender for the podium as well.
@@Si74l0rd Just because they didn't react facially doesn't mean they didn't enjoy it
One of my favs is “No I’m not going to disqualify Nish, because let’s face it, the guy’s broken.”
AH GOD I HATE THIS PROGRAM. I HATE IT I WISH I'D GONE TO LAW SCHOOL
James Acaster: "You know- I really wanted to be put on the girl's team,"
Love that this is in roughly chronological order haha
That’s all the intense admin, notes and folders coming into play
@@bethc6047 Well I noticed, so it was worth it! This is so good well doneeee
Alex: Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse
Joe: Yes
Alex: And here comes the noise…
Alan Davies: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Everyone: 😂😂😂
Guz Khan's monster was great too
I'm kind of surprised that Johnny's "III AM NOT A CROOK!" didn't make the list. That one was hilariously.
Daisy’s “it’s a fucking hippo”.
"I'm sorry. I thought we'd been grouped together as equal failures but it turns out I just found yet a new depth"
I AM NOT A CROOK
I AM NOT A CROOK
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
"Is that part of the task?"
"Nah, I think thats just Johnny." 🤣
John: "I've brought in, unm..."
Greg: "Oh here we go"
John: "a sailor hat"
Greg: "Yep"
Where is "you've got no CHUZPHA!!!"😂
“There has been another revelation” (Guz) //
“The only one I care about getting right is Victoria!” - “And the only one you got right was Victoria.” (Greg/Alex) //
“Wait what? What? Wait!” (Dara)
“Whoa!”, “It’s me, Fern Brady, me Fern Brady!” (Fern)
"You can't sit on Father Christmas' Face!"
"Oh yes you can 😉🥵"
I can’t believe “I believe he has to go to Hawaii to consummate the marriage” didn’t make it!
What's that from? xD I don't remember that one.
@@thomicrisler9855 S4, finale! In the last prerecorded task Noel Fielding gets married to a rubber duckie. He points out to Greg that Tim Key, the officiant, actually got a license, but Alex pointed out that it was only valid in Hawaii.
Not mentioned in the episode, but his girlfriend is called Birdy. So he’s definitely got a thing for fowl 😂
@@r.g.9717 He is a crow, after all - a gothic crow.
Excellent selection, though I would have included Rose's 26" tower, and also Ed's despair at being put on a team with David.
His "what in the living fuck have you done!" Killed me
@@benglaser1345 "Just to check, have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?"
@@qwertyTRiG well the other team had to pass it between three of them, so to make it fair you're on a team with david
sometimes i just remember "her majesty the cream" and have a little giggle to myself
I cannot see a lime without going A limmmeee! in my head.
From the series 15 spoon task: "Are you blind Ivo?" "They've blinded me Frankie. Only you can guide me" "Look down...do a 360" "I'm going to lead you into a situation of some danger" "IT'S A TWOER!" "oh it's the spoon hub...Frankie...we've had an absolute shocker"
Amazing! Can't believe no-one tweeted the 'Awwwwwww gang...' before the epic exotic sandwich eating 😂
"Whisper 3 words starting with D, and ending with G."
"Dog"
"Guantanamo Bay"
I need a million more minutes of Mel and Hugh making French noises.
Thanks for this comp.
A LAMINATOR!!!!
S7 Alex: (estatically) Do you want to see a team with an impressively even number of ribs?
Greg: *looks at alex like wtf are you talking about anymore*
It's like the point in about series 12 where the Top Gear introductions turn into "Richard wears a hat, James wears a different hat, and I wear a hat"
Two additions to this excellent compilation: Aisling's "Look how I found! It's little old Bob! Sallyyy!" and Jo Brand's "Oh Good God, it's David Baddiel."
A more recent one would have to be "Brace, Brace!" "I'm Bracing..." from Jenny and Alex in Series 15 that they ended up using for the very beginning of the intro for that series.
I love Jenny. 😂
i watch taskmaster when stressed and this is reminding me why. you get such hilarity from groups of british comedians. i don’t know if i’d survive being american
taskmaster never fails to make my day just a bit better
as a lesbian I do love the test your strength machines
(grandma voice) YOUVE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY
Fantastic. Only missing NO WAY!
Okay now you need to do part 2 with all the suggestions from the comments. My suggestion is "I've been looking for an excuse to get into my car boot"😂
If this continues with the newer series, that time Morgana literally called Alex a f*cking w*nker has to be on it.
”Ah, I’ve just seen the little fucker!”
It's an absolute casserole down there!
Liza Tarbuck "Thank you! Woohohoo, ahahahaha!" (as she runs away)
This made me realise that the phrase ‘filthy little ferret’ that Greg enjoyed Alex saying (reading from the fanfic titles) is his own phrase that he forgot 😂
I can't believe nobody thought to put Bob Mortimers toilet habits, or that as a child someone took a poo on the sand pit 😂
"You've got no Chutzpah!!"
No "Ah. The Perfect Stuff"???
"Eat your exotic sandwich"
"Ahhh, the perfect stuff!"
"I better activate Jamali"
Great upload - five points!
I don't think we should be laughing at Paul anymore
Sarah Pascoe
"Someone will be going home with a teabag and a crumpet!"
I am amazed that people remember all of these. I watched all seasons (basically binging) and can't remember any specific quote hahah
I suspect that a fair few of the commenters have watched each season numerous times, I know I have. It's one of those rare programmes where it's eminently rewatchable even if you remember the outcome. It's the way each person deals with the task that I can watch over and over, plus the banter in the studio section.
oh my god the Nish Kumar white stripes joke hhh, I didn’t get that when I originally watched it but now I do lmao Nish nooo
It's only when you see it in a compilation like this, that you realise how unhinged it is.
The kiss is forever my favourite
What, no undermining the vole?!
Quisps 😂
“Its a track suit.”
Cannot forget:
"Mmmm get together"
I love this! 😂❤😂 Thank you for creating it.
I LOVE the fact that Greg immediately ran over to help Jessica after falling off the stage.
LAMINATOR!!! 😁
Alex: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 🤨
Morgana: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 😊
Alex: I haven't started the actions yet. 😑
Morgana: Oh, sorry! 😅
so true. so so true.
"it's not tension, we're very happy"
When you get a task, you *do the task*
i love this show so much
and this is why taskmaster is my favourite show on television
It is quite something that Taksmaster shaped Joe Lycett in to the advocate for justice he has become
I NEED PART 2 !!!
Tree Wizard is legendary in my family
Series 6 has been done dirty! Only two quotes!? And nothing from the Have fun task to boot!
"are you a child of divorce?"
Ed: I've got 3 sensitivity levels! & I'm on the top ducking one rn!
Tree Wizard is underrated.
Yes. One of the most widely acclaimed Taskmaster moments is underrated. Good one.
all the information is on the task
I want romesh’s tree wizard song to be played at my funeral
I do slightly wish there was just
phoenix
Not a vent puppet not a vent puppet not a vent puppet VENT PUPPET
"You've got no chutzpah!"
The kiss ✨
nish: “hello, i’m from japan.”
alex: “really?”
nish: “y- yeah.”
You’ve got no Hutzpah
What the heck that is absolutely ludicrous
STAPLE GUN!
Is missing 😂
Joe Thomas - Soap
please come back
Okay but are we all gay here?
why is there a red youtube loading bar at the bottom of this video?
Okay so I *thought* I knew what this show was about… but now I’m not so sure
Paul chaudry deserves his own video
Can someone remind me where on earth xetsshaclet is from and what greg is even saying haha
Series 11 prize task. Alex asks if Greg knows what Twix means. Greg says “two wonderful individual… xchaklet”
@@bethc6047much appreciated... but do you know you sent it 14 times?
The part 2 video are literally the same clips that were compiled for this (part 1) video, they are just rearranged. Disappointing.
I can't be the only one who thought this was about the marvel villain, right?
Taskmaster's popularity has been it's downfall, when a TV show has been reduced to basic girls named Amy-Louise tweeting unfunny quotes you know it's done for.
people were asked to tweet
and humour is subjective
It speaks volumes to how poor season 6 is, that there are so few clips from that. Liza (and Tim) deserved better than that season!
never watched an episode are is the taskmaster gay?
I hate this format