When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Vernon Franklin - Chappelle’s Show
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- čas přidán 31. 12. 2018
- An accomplished corporate employee finally snaps after his coworker asks him to give him “some skin.” (Contains strong language.)
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I still, to this day, yell “Wu-Tang” for no reason because of this 😂
Deadass 😭😭😭😭😭
i swear dawg lol
Don't forget the hand gestures🤣
Me too
you need to diversify your bonds 💷
Will smith needed to watch this before the Oscars.
Perfect example!💯
Oh so true
Lol
HAHAHAHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“WU TANG” has me rolling since ‘04
Me, too.
Fucking same.... "Wu-tang!!!"
The scene freeze frames are fucking brilliant as well, when he drops that mop and throws his arms up.... bro.... fucking genius
I rember listening WU-TANG in 90's on Mtv YO RAPS .
That and the DMX, "You think this a game!" 🤣
😁😆😅😂🤣
“This isn’t the Vernon I know” ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS HOV! kills me every time 🤣🤣
“This rap music is DAYYNGEROUS” 😂
1:25
The DMX bark really drives it home 😂
Facts 😂
This is one of his best, that's for sure...WUTANG...!!!!
*X*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arf arf arf!!
That freeze frame of his disgusted face is amazing timing.
it's perfect. you can tell they took the time to pick the perfect frame.
😂😂priceless
Hilarious
It's literally the best part to me and then the follow up "get yo muthafuckin hand out my face" Iove it lol
I think when they paused everyone who watched this bust out laughing cause you already know he was about to act a fool 🤣
" You want a little soft shoe ? Should I juggle some watermelons for ya boss ? Fuck all that ! " 🤣🤣💀
Funniest part🤣🤣🤣
Lol cracked me up so hard. The soft shoe line is amazing
Had me dead!😂😂😂😂😂💀
It was the initial snap that got me. I've done that at work. Where you don't even look at the person and just go off. "get yo muthafuckin hand out my face" lol
😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
This is sometimes how I feel at work, but then I remember the end of the skit and I stand down.
Exactly, unless you got clout or a back up plan? don't act a fool!
😂
true
I saw this sketch when I was 15 and it left a lasting impression on me.
Funny...and educational, you cannot ask for more.
It's not a black/white thing at ALL. It's, especially for most, how you conduct yourself or else.
This man went on to become Tyrone Biggums.
This man WENT on to become Tyrone Biggums.
@@nickm1032 thanks man. Stupid auto correct
Clayon Gayle no problem bud 😂
Clayon Gayle after he lost his job he became a crackhead and changed his name to Tyrone Biggums
@@issac82983 exactly
I love how he just starts threatening the dude who hadn't even said anything 😂
“You better sit down frank!” 😂😂😂😂
Angela Abron “I said sit down bitch! Thug life.” I felt that part 😂
@@wa9776 Wu-tang!
"You think this is a Game"
While in a meeting🤣🤣
Get yo mf hands off me frank🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Came here in honor of DMX. Chappelle’s little bark has me rolling. RIP DMX.
Aw man, he died? That sucks.
Rip
Yes
RIP X🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
So dang funny
DMX was not in the wu tang and bow wow started the bark
The voice over guy is a legend too 😂
Right! But who is he?
Yo, lol I hear his voice every time I contemplate doing some ignorant shit "When keeping it real goes wrong"😅
no hes not
He sounds like the trap a holic guy
Reminds me of the one in The Boondocks
“GETCHO MUTHAFUCKIN HANDS OFF ME FRANK!! THIS AINT A GAME!!” 😂😂😂
Senor Parker 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Senor Parker Sit Down Bitch LHH
LoL 🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🗣️
Senor Parker 🤣🤣🤣
The Dmx bark killed me... RIP X
The look on his face when it's paused before he snaps is too perfect! We've all probably made that face before. At least I know I have! 🤣🤣
I do ... Daily 😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
I lost it when he barked at the guy XD
DMX style...They made him lose his mind up in there up in there...
It dot get more real then that
It is indeed, not a game.
WU-TANG!
@@TheLatinGQ The Wu-Tang reference made me choke on my drink! Chappelle is brilliant.
Actually, these 'keeping it real goes wrong' skits have improved my life. So many times my instinct is to do something stupid but then I remember these skits and it reminds me to keep playing the game and wearing the masks to come out on top in the end.
Facts. I know what you mean exactly
@@guru_basketball_kiero I got a friend whose got the keep it real mentality, I’m the level headed friend who watched this video keeping him calm
@@guru_basketball_kiero I've learned the hard way before and kept it real gone wrong. Luckily, it worked out for me in the long run, but now I know not to keep it all the way real anymore!
@@goose2760 - I am winning all the way to the bank so far. It's easier if you just play it all like its a game. Some people can play the game well and prosper while others are clueless and lose it. Then they end up living life "as real as it gets", LOL!
So they start wanting to break down your morals.
The old man’s face right when he’s about to say “I used to beat mf’s up just like u” 😂😂😂 omg i love him
LMAO
Just for walking around my way! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The DMX bark had me dying!!!!
Yooooooo that DMX bark kills me every damn time never fails
Genius! This came out 15 years ago and it's still the funniest thing on comedy central
facts....and its still more relevant than ever
@lena darling bish what is you talking about?! WUTANG!👐
@lena darling 😳🤯
Facts✅
RIGHT LOL
Narrators voice is just perfect.... Only Dave can achieve this level perfection...
That eyes closed pause when he's at the crossroads of either keeping it real or not keeping it real 😆
At the crossroads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
..... And I'm gonna miss everybody, and I'm gonna miss everybody 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
WU TANG! 👐
Lol 😂 they won Wu Tang is super talented
👐🏿*
Wu Tang 🤑🤘
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE WU TANG CLAN! 😠👉💪👊🙏🙅
You need to diversify yo bonds, wait i can’t say that word.
The company Viacorp is referencing Viacom who runs Comedy Central. In his Sticks and Stones special, he talks about how the executives would always be subtly condescending. Both are examples
hexre789 Very good point!!!
wouldn't "subtly condescending" qualify as an oxymoron?
@@DimitriTheBarbarian Subtle and condescending are not contradictory terms.
He is a clever dude
I'm NOT the guy to know...
...but could this be an example of when keeping it real goes *right* ?
Nobody:
Vernon Franklin: "WU TANG!"
That part...😏
This doesn't even work
not nobody. me too
Comment section cancer. You didnt even do the meme right.
Arf arf arf 😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
THUG LIFE, you think this is a game?!? Arf arf!!!
WU-TANG!!!!!!!! 👐👐👐
The face when they freeze the shot right before he comes undone...it kills me.
That's the best part. I so related to that. I used to have a close friend with a white boyfriend who always greeted me with "What's up girlfriend!?!" In this awful black lady voice and it just killed a piece of my soul every single time 😭
@@fangal12 oh no. I get people right together when they do that crap. I ask them, "Is it because I'm black? And they get so embarrassed.. that'll teach people to come with ridiculousness.
The world got my face like that permanently
@Vinnie Provolonefor sure!!! His success was effing with him. He felt like a sellout. Then Frank went too far. Frank was outta line for that!
@Vinnie Provolone I was reveling in what I thought was mutual love for this skit. As I scrolled down, some girl named Lena started keeping it "realer". Shots fired! She went OFF!
Comedy Central wishes they could have a show this hilarious again.
People's faces would explode i tell ya!
Nowadays u call a girly-man a male, he gets triggered, and goes into depression, and may even sue you for assuming his gender lol.
They could easily do it it would just cost them like 9 figures
Key and peele was as close as they're gonna get. And now they don't even have that. Guess there's always Southpark.
White "people" will boycott It today. #Trump
@@bkmessiah1068 All this political correctness bullshit. People can't take a joke they are too busy being offended
The bark kills me every time! 😂😂😂
Thug life, Hov, Wu-tang, DMX bark....cracks me up😂
"Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with. Which in his heart of hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom." LOL that shit is so real!
☝🏾🤨👍🏾
ODEE lmao. Ppl wont understand!!!
The average black American enjoys a far higher standard of living than the average black African. Check your privilege, nigga.
Smh, still don't understand why the term Uncle Tom is used? Please read the book.
Black people regularly hanging out with white people has become heavily stigmatized in both communities. We need to eradicate that.
"Allow me to reintroduce myself: my name is HOV 🙌" 😂😂😂
Armando Loaeza you ain't heard that before have you?! it's RAP nigga it's DANGEROUS!! 😭😂 yo this man a legend
😂😂😂
He never claimed to have wings on.
“Get your motherfuckin’ hands off me Frank!”
@Duce Jay-Z (a.k.a. "Jay-Hovah", or "Hov'")
“Should i juggle some watermelons for ya boss” lmao
Chapelle skits will forever be classic for me. I'm currently 35 and will be quoting Chapelle om my death bed.
Facts bro we had this in middle school in place of memes
WU TANG!!!
He reeks of gasoline even when he's not at the station........🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂
It's as real as it can be
That's fucked up
Dude 🤣
Now that's real...
“GIT CHO MUTHAFUCKIN’ HANDS OFF ME, FRANK!!!”
Lol 😂
😂😭😂🤣🤣😄😅
"I said, sit down bitch!"
$weet James Jonz
Thug life! *barks twice* WuTang!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The freeze frames are fucking brilliant. When he drops that mop and throws his arms out.... bro.... fucking tremendous
The DMX bark is what did it for me!!! (LOL)
*“...Should I juggle some watermelons for you boss?”* 😆
😂😂😂😂🤣
"Get your motherfuckerin hand out of my face"... as a man who has worked in the corporate world... I truly understand...🤬🤬🤬😂😂😂
My coworker said "sit yo ass back down" to our supervisor once. I wanted to laugh so bad (he deserved it) but she didn't lose her job. He was not liked so he would've had a hard time finding witnesses.
@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 🤣🤣
Did you "keep it real" though?
@@thebreakfastmegapowers3525 nah.. I got bills.. you can only keep it real if u own your own business and even then u cant let your emotions be your demise..
@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 Lmao
"This ain't the Vernon I Know"
"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It gets me every time
What does HOV mean?
@@JesseJ588 Hov is Jay Z
Still funny, after all those years!
He is the goat.
Should I juggle some watermelons for ya boss😂😂😂
"GET YO MOTHAFUCKIN HANDS OFF ME, FRANK!"
🤣
"FUCK ALL THAT NIGGA!"
THUG LIFE
Don't forget "Want a little soft shoe?"
Jimmie Moore what does that mean?
@@spacexmike soft shoe is a kind of tap dance i think
Chapelle can reverse engineer any scenario into comedy gold. His voice is that extra magic that nobody can touch.
For some reason the line "Alow me to reintroduce myself" gave me the ultimate gut buster.
I'm old enough to remember these episodes airing for the first time. They just keep getting funnier with time.
"Wu Tang" 'll get you fired every. single. time.
@Gary York your story interest me, i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
@Gary York wht did you do to get yo ass fired?
🤣🤣
Vosloff he told made up stories to gain attention from people who don’t matter.
Even in wu-tang clan?
Allow me to reintroduce myself 😂
Omg died laughing
my name is humpty
1:15 want a little soft shoe , should i juggle some watermelons for you boss .
🤣 best part of the clip
lmao
Fuck all at, nigga 😂😂😂
@@dashawndxe1749 so it’s NOT soft shoe?😕
@@mheppal Yes it is. It's a type of tap dance.
“...made him feeel like an Uncle Toooom...” I’m dead laughing
I've never seen this one. This show is a goldmine.
Animelytical do yourself a favor and buy the all complete seasons uncut
Well my guy, your life's in for a treat.. There's a many of "goldmines" from Dave Chappelle Show, Martin and In Living Color
You've never seen this one? What are you fuckin 12?
Say Twaaat?
How???
I keep it real... real quiet. 🤣 Shit... I got bills 🤪
LOL.
Clever
wink wink hahahah omg you just killed me 💀
Oscar award.
😂😂😂" Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov"😂😂 classic!!!
A true comedic genius, a legend in his own class.
(Puppy barks)
"Aarf, Aarf, Aarf.....WUTANG!"
Even reading it cracks me up!!!
Scott Smith he’s referring to DMX here
@@nbapete hope you're having a great day, gotta ask tho....why are you telling me this?
He was trying to help. They’re not puppy barks. 🤦♂️
@@eauneau huh?
This is so RELEVANT no matter how old it gets. 😂😂😂😂
That DMX bark is the best part to me
I lost it when he started barking. Oh my God. 😂
" My name is HOV " 😆😆😆😆😆
I don't get it...
That was funny...
Areguil Hov is one of his nicknames, short for “Jay-Hova” the “God MC.”
Areguil also that’s part of Jay Z’s song “Public Service Announcement” from The Black Album
@@bassicallyandre Its from Jay-Z's earlier track
Lmao that look back tho when that ass walks by gets me every time 😂😂😭
“Sit the f&&k down FRANK!!” 🤣🤣🤣
His problem is he went full real, you never go full real.
Facts! He should of just got a new job.
Allen Iverson about practice, fake? No. Real yes. Latrell Sprewell choked coach, fake? No. Real yes. KD's sub accounts, fake? No. Coz he hurt for real? Maybe. Erbody knows you never go full real.
@Colin you so white my friend lol
😂😂😂
this isn't tropic thunder man. that's some Ben Stiller shit u talking about lol.
WU TANG xD I almost peed myself back then...like literally.
I didn't even notice the Wu-Tang part at first because I was laughing from the DMX bark.
Same😂
I love when he says my name is Jovvvvvv
So brilliant
🤣🤣🤣
I've watched this who knows how many times, and over a decade later, its still hilarious.
The bark kills me every time.
"A dollar?! What imma do with a dollar. I got kids".
He stinks of gas even when he's not at the station. 😂
"Give me a 5 on the back hand side" lol 😂
1:42 RIP X
I still feel for Vernon to this day. These ain’t just jokes
Gimme some skin, buddy.
I felt this skit in my soul.
Wu Tang !!!!
Starwarrior 7 deez nuts are more intimate on your chin
This skit saves me from depression 😂
Beats pharmaceutical drugs any day
💯
You should watch his specials they will really get you smiling
Whenever I start feeling down and out, Chapelle always helps lift me back to my happy place.
peacexlove3 2019 “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (“Respect and dignity!!”)
The barking did it for me 😂😂😂
That bark!! Fucking kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Barking is what got him fired 😂🐶😂
true the barking was lunatic
lol DMX
They might be a skit but this happens more times then you think in job/corporate world hell even in a social setting.
Exactly
i pull this stunt all the time tho i got swagger
Times coming when those goofy well meaning types will be replaced by don't care about your bs types.
“It’s as real as it can be.”
I discovered this skit a couple of days ago, can’t keep watching in loop. The off voice is just deadly efficient.
“Get your motherfucking hand outta my face.”
“Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is HOV.”
And the barking scene.
Wow.
Masterpiece
“I don’t like people playing with my phone”
..............whats really good bitch??..
Lol... She Said What's Really HOOD Bitch...😳😁😂
"I keeps it real!"
Fuck that!
Take that you clap havin jezabel!
The voice over narrator is just as funny as Chappelle in this clip.
Narrator is the term your looking for.
But you're right though lol
@@daquanstrachan280 - He said narrator.
Mayhem!!
Yes! this was established 5 months ago with a comment that has 1500 likes.
Its the best part !!
His face when they froze that part says it all. LMAO!!!
“Give me some skin” triggered Vernon. 😂
Gimme some five on the backhand side with all this crazy jive lmao!
Ar! Ar!
Wu-Tang!
Lol its blackhand side
Im not gonna lie, when I feel the temper flare up at work, I think of this clip. It gives me a perspective. Even if its a comedy bit these sketches has some serious truth.
The bark was the icing on the cake 😁
Him aggressively yelling *WU-TANG* kills me every time
😂😂
I'm close to a change in career after years of not being happy with my current job. I think I'm going to go out just like this. Barking and shouting, "Wu Tang!"
please film that, post it and tag me for the love of fuck
Lol 😂😂 😂😂 😂
AlexanderNevermind Do it!! If ur gonna go out! Do it up!! Start barking! Lol! Life is short!✌️
His baby barks get me every time lol
yall crazy to funny with the comments
The way my guy threw the dollar back at the driver 😂
"nigga i got kids..."
Maurice Davis he picked it up after they left.
@@mauricedavis1740 😳😁😂
The DMX bark and Wu-tang line had me dying
this skit still makes me laugh out loud. Dave chappelle is truly the greatest
WU TANG!
Whenever I want to snap out I yell this
konnichiwa bitches
It's for the Children
*TREYWAY*
👐🏾
I forgot about this. He said "get yo muthphuckin hand out my face." I died.
Didn't he say "get your motherfuckin hands off me Frank" or did he say both.
That Karate chop to the neck always leaves me dying.
This shit is still so hilarious, even after more than a decade haha!
007
Get woke, go broke. Perfectly displayed 😂
COINTELPRO, perfectly displayed... Only now it's spread to other societal groups. Which explains the 'woke' movement. Sabotage of certain groups which challenge the corporatist regime. Controlled opposition.
Stupid boy
Only sometimes, sometimes they got so much money they don’t go broke,
Woke???
@@MiG2880 If only people were smart enough to understand that, they'd say less and use their money to DO more. Plans work best undercover. Idiots are too loud and give their opposition the opportunity to counter act. It's hilarious to see.
This is the most accurate skit I've ever seen. Sadly, this has happened to me more times than I can count.
Times coming when those goofy well meaning types will be replaced by don't care about your bs types.
True... Happen to me b4
The older I get, the more accurate this skit is. I've worked with several black coworkers that have had that exact freeze frame face when people try too hard to "talk black". It's human to emulate others and can even be flattering. But it can be too much sometimes.
Also I've def seen them get in more trouble for raising their voice than I have when I got frustrated at work. Skit is hilarious but there's a lot of truth in it too. That was always Chappelle's strength. He was unmatched in his prime.
"WU TANG" 🤣🤣🤣
0:50 That expression says it all lol