You save a human from a alien invasion asmr (alien listener) (part 1-3)

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  • @Yes-fn7xx
    @Yes-fn7xx Před 2 lety +253

    Him: "YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?"
    Me: ...yes, that would be appreciated

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +34

      Agreed however I understand if he didn’t as well planet exploding is a allot to process

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Před rokem +2

      😂😂litterly what I said

  • @lennybird
    @lennybird Před 2 lety +154

    Me:*Lifts bed up*
    Him: OH GOD
    Me: What's up broskiiiiiii-
    Him: *intense screaming*

  • @sei2244
    @sei2244 Před 2 lety +215

    Him: "There's no windows."
    Me: "Windows are a structural weakness."

  • @vioviolet_ender
    @vioviolet_ender Před 2 lety +133

    The Enemy: "Ima fire it on you! Wai- where's my gun-"
    Boris who's being the gremlin: "hahaaaaa i got iiit!~ ok now how do I work this thing-" *accidentally kills the enemy*

  • @Kai_lost_your_mind
    @Kai_lost_your_mind Před 2 lety +103

    Him:"Tell me why"
    Me: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE

  • @Raven-cq4zv
    @Raven-cq4zv Před 2 lety +73

    "Please don't stick anything in my butt" I CAN'T 🤣🤣

  • @blackiesheepie9754
    @blackiesheepie9754 Před 2 lety +255

    I feel like the listeners family abandoned them. Thats why they are so attached to the human. They feel like a failure. For failing to save many humans. Alien and Human are like family.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +51

      I love this

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv Před rokem +9

      I actually started crying when he said "stop crying" because that's what my family said when I was trapped in my phonia, they didn't believe me about my phobia..

    • @blackiesheepie9754
      @blackiesheepie9754 Před rokem +5

      @Gacha Wolfie poor bean you want an internet hug?

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv Před rokem +3

      @@blackiesheepie9754 That would be nice😭😭

    • @blackiesheepie9754
      @blackiesheepie9754 Před rokem +5

      @@Akira234_luv here you go bean *hug*

  • @spiderdog3414
    @spiderdog3414 Před 2 lety +37

    Me:so this is the cafeteria
    Human: cafeteria? Why are you telling me about a cafeteria? Where am I? tell me!
    Me: YOU'RE IN THE CAFETERIA

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 Před 2 lety +36

    "Are all humans this weird or just you?"

  • @HippyDigger
    @HippyDigger Před 2 lety +185

    I think the human is being incredibly reasonable and resilient throughout this, I would have had a complete breakdown if this was me! This guy has some steel to him to stay angry! Fantastic voice work, really enjoyed it!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +22

      Thank you! I just thought how would I react if the world suddenly exploded

  • @sydneysandersdapples
    @sydneysandersdapples Před 2 lety +132

    Him: "I have nothing!"
    Me, overly literal sometimes: "You still have your boxers..."
    Also when I smile so hard that my earphones can't stay in you know you did good. This is fun listen!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +10

      Thank you!

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 Před rokem +1

      OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! WHEN I LAUGH OR SMILE OR EAT OR ANYTHING MY AIRPODS JUST POP OUT LIKE STAY IN YOU STUPID M-

  • @lovelylittledino830
    @lovelylittledino830 Před 2 lety +104

    Me : calm down
    Human : please don’t stick anything on my but !
    Me : ?! Wtf ? 😂

  • @Heveric
    @Heveric Před 2 lety +31

    Me looking at my boss: Stupid huh? Yeah... Remind me who's the one currently dying on my ship? (Glares) You've had this coming for a long time, "Boss"

  • @dylanfujimoto969
    @dylanfujimoto969 Před 2 lety +41

    Honestly if I was the human I’d be pretty happy to be in this situation.

  • @rose-peachrp3363
    @rose-peachrp3363 Před 2 lety +74

    I don’t think I’d be a threatening alien I’m 5’3’. Real scary.....

  • @hiroko2918
    @hiroko2918 Před 2 lety +42

    HIm: oh fired it off!
    Alien: *sounds of struggling death*
    Also him: I think I hit him..and killed him..maybe you should take this-
    Me: yea that would be appreciated give me that.

  • @xXFacelessXx
    @xXFacelessXx Před 2 lety +136

    I loved this!!! :D
    This is my human and whoever try’s to hurt them, clearly have a death wish :D

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +29

      They do and thank you I’m really happy you liked it!

    • @aftonforever4456
      @aftonforever4456 Před 2 lety +18

      I could have never agreed more, we shall PROTECC the HUMAN!!!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +16

      YES PROTECT THE HUMAN!

    • @aftonforever4456
      @aftonforever4456 Před 2 lety +8

      @@proxyaudios2483 AT ALL COST!!!

    • @jacketsparrow9538
      @jacketsparrow9538 Před 2 lety +5

      I've only known this human for 2 day's but if anyone hurts them I will kill everyone in this room and then myself hope most you get this reference

  • @Dayrecord_1892
    @Dayrecord_1892 Před 2 lety +104

    Oh we are an alien in this one thats interesting

  • @aftonforever4456
    @aftonforever4456 Před 2 lety +55

    Loved this👏👏👏
    The mars bar pun 😂
    I will PROTECC THIS HOOMAN WITH MY LIFE

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus Před rokem +5

    Judging by behavior and things said by the human... he's now officially a space-cat.

  • @doma4704
    @doma4704 Před 2 lety +17

    Him: I don't know what the freak you are
    Me: hello my name is Axolotl I am an axolotl nice to meet you more like a human one but still an axolotl

  • @Silly_Patches
    @Silly_Patches Před 2 lety +23

    “Your adopting me?”
    Uhm- yeah >:) I’m ur mom now
    HAHAHAHA

  • @_suta_2317
    @_suta_2317 Před 2 lety +15

    THE FIRST TWO MINUTES GOT ME GIGGLING SO MUCH HELP

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 Před 2 lety +40

    Oh my goodness! XD
    "Haha I got it"
    Me: Oh how the turns have tabled!
    "How do I work this thing anywa-oops and I fired it off. I think I hit him. Oh, and I think I killed him... That wasn't my intention, here you take it!"
    Me: Good job buddy.
    "Wait, you're telling me your insides are acidic?! What if I hugged you too tight or-"
    I love this man.

  • @asiastolk8582
    @asiastolk8582 Před 2 lety +31

    pls make more of this series your voice is sooooo relaxing

  • @eggoryx7118
    @eggoryx7118 Před 2 lety +21

    Yesss I have been waiting for an alien listener for so long 😩🤚

  • @microwaves_mmmmm
    @microwaves_mmmmm Před 2 lety +14

    GREAT, NOW KAREN IS THE MANAGER

  • @Sleepy_teen_artist5
    @Sleepy_teen_artist5 Před 2 lety +10

    1. I love this in every way

  • @aristotleaudios
    @aristotleaudios Před 2 lety +33

    I'm only 7 minutes in and the voice acting is AMAZING

  • @bagotoast
    @bagotoast Před 2 lety +33

    30 MINUTES??? GANG IM EATING GOOD TONIGHT!! 🤩✨👌

  • @badomenart
    @badomenart Před 2 lety +13

    Boris: Tell Me Why. . .😭
    Me:
    Ain't Nothing But A Heartache !~
    Tell Me Why!~
    Ain’t Nothing But A Mistake !~
    Tell Me Why!~
    I Never Want To Hear You Say!~ WOOO
    I Want It That Way!~
    Boris: REALLY MY FAMILY IS DEAD, MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!🤬
    Me/Vin Diesel: Family Is Every Thing.🫡
    Me: That's Why I'm Adopting You.🥲

  • @lulumoon5864
    @lulumoon5864 Před 2 lety +17

    Oooo 1-3 this is going too be awesome

  • @iamhereformyreasons.3615
    @iamhereformyreasons.3615 Před 2 lety +23

    I WANT MOREEEEEEE I LOVE THIS!
    You my sir have gotten a new sub with notifications-

  • @NobodyM.D
    @NobodyM.D Před rokem +3

    The Ni'quuadon is a highly advanced race of bipedal alien creatures. They usually stand at around 10 ft tall when fully extended, but when in combat they will begin walking on both legs and arms reducing their height to 8 ft.
    General body: Most of the body consists of a blue biotechnoligical exo skeleton, with a red fleshy material underneath. Among the warrior class, spikes or other dangerous objects are sculpted of of excess armor.
    Among the leadership and worker classes the armor remains smooth with engravings covering the leadership. (It is currently unknown if the engravings have any religious significance)
    The head and face: The head is protected by a smooth shell that is virtually impenetrable. On occasion (feasting or analyzing) the shell will split into three parts, revealing the true head, a fleshy composition that strongly resembles a human face in structure, the eyes are completely white with three layers of eyelids keeping them protected and moisturized. (It is currently unknown whether or not the Ni'quuadon are blind.)
    The arms: The arms extend to 8 ft away from the body in a shape resembling that of a human, with heavy armor around the "wrists"
    The hands: the hands consist of 6 claws with two stabilizers at the base of the hand. The claws have been tested to be sharp enough to cut through [REDACTED] heavy armor with little effort.
    The legs: despite the generally humanoid shape of these creatures, the legs are entirely anthropomorphic, resembling the hind legs of a horse.
    Biological abilities: [DATA EXPUNGED]
    Know technology: [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @elliottedwards1163
    @elliottedwards1163 Před 2 lety +29

    what does this button do?
    *and then, they all died.*

  • @tawnyacosta9091
    @tawnyacosta9091 Před 2 lety +43

    OMG I am loving this!! :D Can't wait to see more of this, if you continue this series :)

  • @theactualdexter135
    @theactualdexter135 Před 2 lety +19

    I’m in true form….An alien.

  • @youtubeonly3371
    @youtubeonly3371 Před 2 lety +9

    The "Oh no, no, no"

  • @mistresslucifae96
    @mistresslucifae96 Před 2 lety +16

    I👏 NEED 👏MORE👏

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko Před 2 lety +33

    I'm so late but I MADE IT. I LOVE THAT WE'RE THE ALIEN AND NOT AT ALL HUMANOID, expect fanart of my Corvid-dinosaur alien life form.
    These plots are always wild. Like, bold of the aliens to assume I want to survive when everyone I loved is dead lol.
    Aldkakfkakf he went from thinking everything is poison to random taste-testing fluids, that's not good XD
    "I can't argue, humans are the worst." Real talk, he right lol
    THE END I'M all I hear is Mystery Men.
    Him: Oh God, we killed him.
    Me: What do you mean "we"? I was over here.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +9

      Lol! I love this I enjoyed reading this seeing your reactions was amazing

  • @EvanHalloway
    @EvanHalloway Před 2 lety +26

    i am way too excited for this i honestly already love it

    • @EvanHalloway
      @EvanHalloway Před 2 lety +7

      THAT WAS SO GOOD HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +6

      I’m happy you liked it I poured my heart and soul into this one

    • @EvanHalloway
      @EvanHalloway Před 2 lety +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 it really shows you should be really proud of this its honestly one of the best videos ive seen in a while

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  Před 2 lety +5

      Well I’m happy you like it so much I’m really proud of how it turned out even if no one watches it I’m proud of myself for making it

    • @EvanHalloway
      @EvanHalloway Před 2 lety +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 im glad that your also proud of it it really shows how much you care for your videos and your channel

  • @Dr_Tth
    @Dr_Tth Před 2 lety +5

    I love a good alien listener series! Keep up the great work proxy you never cease to amaze me 🤗

  • @Bl00dblush15
    @Bl00dblush15 Před 2 lety +19

    That's a fantastic audio :D

  • @okwahowolf1048
    @okwahowolf1048 Před 2 lety +4

    Welcome to the empire, Boris. Imperial march intensifies.

  • @miekaferreira4697
    @miekaferreira4697 Před 2 lety +14

    I realy hope there is going to be a part 4

  • @stxry_sky
    @stxry_sky Před 2 lety +18

    THIS IS AMAZING OMG
    It reminds me of a series called the Orville lol
    YOU HAVE SO MUCH TALENT
    The number of comments are 69 and now I shall ruin that >:D

  • @lulumoon5864
    @lulumoon5864 Před 2 lety +13

    OooOoo 1-3 this is going to be awesome

  • @weebgirl8507
    @weebgirl8507 Před 2 lety +14

    I can't not laugh at his reactions😂

  • @thehunter6105
    @thehunter6105 Před 2 lety +6

    Can you do a series about this videos please I love it

  • @clickerflight819
    @clickerflight819 Před rokem +1

    *Lifts the bed*
    Hiiii you're being rescued. Do not resist

  • @FISHY-ASMR
    @FISHY-ASMR Před 2 lety +11

    :0 NICE📢😫👌

  • @maria_zoe_soca4333
    @maria_zoe_soca4333 Před 2 lety +19

    I love your content, but just commenting because it takes me time to get up the courage to enter new communities.

  • @Yourfriendlybookworm
    @Yourfriendlybookworm Před 22 dny

    Honestly this is how most humans would have reacted in a scenario like this. This is most likely to happen more than any scenario in another asmr video out there
    I love it. Good job🎉🎉🎉
    P.S. The "I'm going back to my
    room" would be me

  • @ItzTheMemeLord
    @ItzTheMemeLord Před 2 lety +6

    Stop worrying about aliens destroying earth, they will not because they might learn from us!

  • @jetjayjenson7908
    @jetjayjenson7908 Před 2 lety +7

    Him: "don't eat me! Im gross and disgusting"
    Me- "yes you are gross. You humans put so many chemicals in your sistem that it took more than an hour for the machine to clean out of you"
    Him: "your going to rip my head off and lick my throat or something weird like that"
    Me- " first of all why do you humans think like that and second why would I spend hours on you to make you healthy!"

  • @FurinaKisser
    @FurinaKisser Před 2 lety +5

    I feel like I'm a green slime thing that has a human form. May or may not be based off imposters from among us..
    I FUCKED UP ITS CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

  • @jacketsparrow9538
    @jacketsparrow9538 Před 2 lety +14

    Wait I'm a robot though meh idc I'll listen to this anyway

  • @shin_xiii
    @shin_xiii Před 2 lety +23

    That was really nice 🤭
    And long too.. Better experience guaranteed ✨👌

  • @pinkflomigoxoxo1233
    @pinkflomigoxoxo1233 Před 2 lety +6

    Make part 2

  • @primas6665
    @primas6665 Před rokem +1

    I realllly love thiiiis i love the human and not being human once 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤ you did a amazing jobin this proxi!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    I really hope theres more coming buut if there isnt its ok!!
    Have a really nice day/night❤❤❤

  • @marahsowell704
    @marahsowell704 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm just imaging myself looking like one of Frieza's race or something

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 Před rokem +6

    Him: Tell me why!
    Me: Ain’t nothing but a heartache.
    Him: ...
    Me: What? You seemed distressed and I thought this was humour the humans enjoyed?

  • @miamendes5930
    @miamendes5930 Před rokem +1

    Part 3 is my favorite ❤

  • @endgade68
    @endgade68 Před rokem +3

    Is there a continuation of this? This was really awesome!

  • @Tabbyandthecrew
    @Tabbyandthecrew Před rokem +1

    Can we have a part 4 please? It's okay if not I understand that this kind of stuff takes a lot of time

  • @blanksunsetz
    @blanksunsetz Před rokem +3

    Me: *Lifts bed up*
    Him: Oh god oh god oh god OH GOD
    Me: *”Surprise Shawty!”*
    Also you have gained a new subscriber, helloooo

  • @dianeaishamonday9125
    @dianeaishamonday9125 Před 2 lety +5

    Algorithm boost!!

  • @strawberryapproves6907
    @strawberryapproves6907 Před rokem +1

    Approved

  • @jimmyrelks6517
    @jimmyrelks6517 Před 2 lety +5

    Good audio but the uhhh background noises are kind of distracting

  • @agent_red108
    @agent_red108 Před 2 lety +6

    So what kind of alien am I looking like

  • @t26e3pershingtank
    @t26e3pershingtank Před rokem

    Dang it, I was getting HALO vibes

  • @foxnamedandrea1511
    @foxnamedandrea1511 Před rokem

    “I am foul and gross”
    …I thought the listener was supposed to be the other guy?
    Edit: even the way he says “YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN” is stubborn and kinda petty, I feel more and more like this is me-