the nature of humanity. the duality. either you you throw away and completely disregard the manual like a normal person, or you read it like my dad would, for some reason.
This poor baby… Don’t worry little naga like take care of you from now on but one rule tho the fruit snacks are mine >:{ but besides that, you can do whatever you want
Why does this comment have the same energy as me when I used to coo over and joke about 'my little pony'..... refering to an actual horse. Actually a bunch of people used to refer to the horses I used to ride as 'my ponies'.... Only.... it wasn't even a regular horse. I'm talking like 6'3" at the shoulder weighing in nearly a ton kinda horses.... but they were precious little baby ponies to me...... and everyone that saw me interact with them. Like seriously the slightly smaller one was like a possessive toddler. XD
Him: Why did you buy me? Me: I bought you to save your sorry scaly butt. As soon as you are healed and have your strength, you will be free. This was so good!
him: **whines** me: HONEY **runs** oh sweetie swety everythings gonna be fine just let me caryy u and take u home olay ima get you a nice of tea-t-tea o-or water oh uh and uhm ill get u a shirt too! okay lemmie just **is as gentle as a fether while carrying him onto to the bed**
Naga: Oh this was a pity adoption?! Well, not really adoption technically I'm your slave. Me: I mean... do you /want/ to be adopted? Because I can go and get the paperwork right now.
Naga: imagine something living anand breathing kicking you from the inside *pregnant women*: I know what you mean. Me buys naga for $10.00 *my brain/thoughts:* must drop kick *
Naga: What are you planing to do with me. Me: how good do you look in spandex? Naga: wha. . . Me interrupting: better question how good are you at fighting clowns? The naga: what are you even talki. . . Me interrupting again: Be the Robin to my Batman *crouches one 1 knee and opens a case containing a snake themed boomerang* fight injustice with me please It’s like a a wends-day and the cables out this is literally the only thing I could think of.
Him: Why did you buy me? Me: Listen, I was looking for a McDonald’s and somehow ended up at a black market. I only wanted to buy some nuggies and I panicked, oKaY?!
Oooh Nooo. I want him. Poor thing he's just a lil noodle. I'm gonna treat him sooo good. Promise Gosh I'd love more of this one. Nagasa is my favourite.
Him: we’ll I mean imagine having something living and breathing kicking inside of you Me: **laughs like insane person** I’M A WOMAN I WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THAT EXACT PURPOSE
Me: "A wat? A Naga?" *thinks to herself.* "Wth is a Naga?" *asks around but, I'm invisible when, it actually comes to me speakin' to ppl.* Me: "Wats ~ Wats a Naga guys?" *crickets.* Me: *Yells out.* "I'll ~ I'll take the Naga!" Naga: "Wat!? ~ Oh great. A freak ogf nature bought me." Everyone: *stared @ the girl who bought the Naga.* Someone from the crowd yells out: "Hey weirdo now, u found ur match." *laughs.* *the whole crowd laughs, w/ him.* Naga: *thinks.* "Y do they gotta b so cruel to a ~ a freak of nature like her. I~ i mean, i don't feel bad for them picking on her like that. No. Ig~ ig i'm just happy that i don't gotta stay in this damn cage on stage for long hrs until, someone from the crowd actually buys me." *takes Naga home, opens cage & raises him differently thwn, grabs tthedrugz then, runs to throw 'em all down the toilet.* Nagasa: "Wat. R. U. Doing? Y did u just do that!!" Me: *tells Nagasa sadly not facin' him.* "Everyone needs to love & respect everythin' & everyone in this damn world that we live in althou, we live in a damn cold cruel world @ least i am different then, everyone. Well, u heard wat someone out the crowd said when, i bought ya' i was called a weirdo & i am fine w/ it. & the reason y, I threw out the drugz was to treat u w/ 100% respect." Nagasa: *shocked.* "i suppose an apology for me callin' or ever thinkin' that u were a freak of nature when, clearly ur personality is not & i should never judge a book by it's cover then." Me: "it's fine. I'm used to it." *fakes a smile lookin' @ him.* Nagasa: *feels strangly & thinks to himself.* "Y all of a sudden i feel the need to watch over her & stop those who tease, pick & bullie her all of a sudden?" *Nagasa places his hand on his chest looks down for a breif moment then, looks bck up to the girl who bout him.* *she walks out of the restroom then sits on the foot of the bed, lookin' down thinkin' to herself then, throws herself back onto the bed lookin' up @ the ceilin'.* Nagasa: *walks out the rest room few mins later to find her starin' @ the ceilin' then, asks feelin' alil' worried bout her not knu'ing how her past was like.* "H~ hay. R u alrite? Was it somethin' i said to offfend u or mayb somethin' i did to hurt u? I mean i don't remeber hurtin' u only told u the truth & i did apologize for it." Me: "No. Y would u think u did or said somethin' to defend me. U didn't & i don't think u could of cuz, I'm still here chattin' w/ ya' plus, I've grow used to all it. I'm immune to it. I was just thinking til, strangly my mind gone blank." Nagasa: "Oh." Me: "yea." ............. To b continued .............
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"I don't want to be 'bread'. I loath the thought of it."
"Yeah, I'm sure you would 'loaf' it, hate it even!"
Ok we need more bread puns-
@@anamelessentitytryingtobet6009 indeed
“ I’m not interested in mating”
Me: *Laughs in bi-romantic*
This boy going to get so much love. Imma free him
Yay!
Enslaved noodle, freeee hiiiiim 😔
@@astoria_fiction9856 *free the noodle man*
@@bucket_of_bread2525 do you know the Noodle man, the Noodle man, the Noodle man.
Agreed
*stares at naga with wide eyes*
I'm gonna take such good care of you...
YAY!
HMMNMMM I see I see
@@templarhayward4054 no
@@templarhayward4054 :)
"You aren't the only murderer in this room. Besides, at least your method is easy to clean."
"I cant even move.... stupid drugs"
Yoooooo thissss 😭🤣😭 I cant-
Lol 😂
Dude: here is the instructions manual
Me: great! **throws it behind me** :)
Lol 😂
Ill actually do the same😂
I was not prepared for this comment 🤣
Me too
the nature of humanity. the duality. either you you throw away and completely disregard the manual like a normal person, or you read it like my dad would, for some reason.
Continue this please this is amazing
Oh, poor Naga!
Great video
Thank you 😊
Omg I love nagas ❤️Love your videos
Thank you 😊
This poor baby… Don’t worry little naga like take care of you from now on but one rule tho the fruit snacks are mine >:{ but besides that, you can do whatever you want
😂😊
Why does this comment have the same energy as me when I used to coo over and joke about 'my little pony'..... refering to an actual horse. Actually a bunch of people used to refer to the horses I used to ride as 'my ponies'.... Only.... it wasn't even a regular horse.
I'm talking like 6'3" at the shoulder weighing in nearly a ton kinda horses.... but they were precious little baby ponies to me...... and everyone that saw me interact with them. Like seriously the slightly smaller one was like a possessive toddler. XD
Being forced to eat a human is a literally horror story
It is
The poor noodle needs a hug
Be careful
No promises :3
Him: most people buy nagas to mate with them
Me: *screams in ace/aro* WHY YUCK
Also me: wait how…. Where… yuck…
Gasp* I had a similar reaction I'm ace
“ he’s taking space “
your mom *dances*
Him: Why did you buy me?
Me: I bought you to save your sorry scaly butt. As soon as you are healed and have your strength, you will be free.
This was so good!
Thank you 😊
@@proxyaudios2483 You are very most welcome!
him: **whines**
me: HONEY **runs** oh sweetie swety everythings gonna be fine just let me caryy u and take u home olay ima get you a nice of tea-t-tea o-or water oh uh and uhm ill get u a shirt too! okay lemmie just **is as gentle as a fether while carrying him onto to the bed**
Awww cute he has never worn cloths before tho so would have to show him
@@proxyaudios2483 oh easy peasy! also THANK U FOR REPLYING IM SUCH A HUGE FAN
No problem have a wonderful day 😊
@@proxyaudios2483 u too
Naga: Oh this was a pity adoption?! Well, not really adoption technically I'm your slave.
Me: I mean... do you /want/ to be adopted? Because I can go and get the paperwork right now.
Im watching these vids as it comes recomended.. dang poor boy..
Yeah poor naga
*slaps him* YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON, IF YOU WANNA LEAVE YOU CAN, IF YOU WANNA KILL ME YOU CAN, DO WHATEVER, YOUR NOT A SLAVE. your a possible friend
Oh no!
Anyways. 𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘢 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯
(I'd totally invest in his skin/hair care)
Can we get an Part 2 for this please
Naga: imagine something living anand breathing kicking you from the inside
*pregnant women*: I know what you mean.
Me buys naga for $10.00 *my brain/thoughts:* must drop kick *
Love the Naga audios
We need a part 2 please
Don't play with the snake... Unless it says you can.
Coils! I don't care if I'm being crushed.
Well I hope enjoy it 🤷♂️
Help my flow scaly boi
😊
I will teach you the ways of peace and love, my pet.
😊
@@proxyaudios2483 we need a part 2 pls
Naga: What are you planing to do with me. Me: how good do you look in spandex? Naga: wha. . . Me interrupting: better question how good are you at fighting clowns? The naga: what are you even talki. . . Me interrupting again: Be the Robin to my Batman *crouches one 1 knee and opens a case containing a snake themed boomerang* fight injustice with me please It’s like a a wends-day and the cables out this is literally the only thing I could think of.
Lol I love this
@@proxyaudios2483 wow allready , thanks it was ether this or a tunnel snakes joke. Tunnel snakes rule!
please let there be a part 2 i love this and i love your channel proxy audios!!❤
I'm going to give him so many hugs!
will you do more of this??
please tell me you will :')
cuz I must protec-
Sure I can
@@proxyaudios2483 thanks :D
Nagasa: Us Nagas cant keep harm
Me: AND WE HUMANS CAN?!
if we can sweet but still i get cold very easy so me and Nagasa are in the same boat
Lol yeah
Him: Why did you buy me?
Me: Listen, I was looking for a McDonald’s and somehow ended up at a black market. I only wanted to buy some nuggies and I panicked, oKaY?!
did you ever get the nuggies?
Second part needed
Well I don’t need to worry about taking the naga in my spider tank will do it
Ngl I want part 2 tbh
Maybe I’ll do it!
I will take care of this boy! Very good care! And I will treat you as a person! 😁 Now come on, let's get you fed.
😊YAY! Happy snake noises
Ima buy him and let him do whatever the heck he wants
Oooh Nooo. I want him. Poor thing he's just a lil noodle. I'm gonna treat him sooo good. Promise
Gosh I'd love more of this one. Nagasa is my favourite.
I just uploaded a 40 minute naga asmr
Boop noodle❤
Him: we’ll I mean imagine having something living and breathing kicking inside of you
Me: **laughs like insane person** I’M A WOMAN I WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THAT EXACT PURPOSE
i cant stop laughing.
Not me who spelled purpose wrong (。·o·。)ﾉ
I'm ded-
Oh my gosh-
Same boat, but I refuse to fulfill that purpose.
New pet snake boy i approve of....
He should've let him kill the guy with his venom first like what-
It would've saved them the trouble like-
Why they so dumb? xD
Was listening to yagami yato and then spotted this , and came rushing 🥸🐍
😊
Omg same, just came back from a bakugo audio 😂
@@lyssa6646 was listening to aizawa spice ver 🤣🤙
@@Sam-kp7cm You’ve got good taste 🤣👍
Ok come wit me 😌 one rule DON'T EVEN LOOK SMELL OR TOUCH MY NUTELLA. 👹
We need part two
;_; poor noodle!!!
The poor danger noodle
Yay its a naga
Yup 😊
Me: "A wat? A Naga?" *thinks to herself.* "Wth is a Naga?"
*asks around but, I'm invisible when, it actually comes to me speakin' to ppl.*
Me: "Wats ~ Wats a Naga guys?"
*crickets.*
Me: *Yells out.* "I'll ~ I'll take the Naga!"
Naga: "Wat!? ~ Oh great. A freak ogf nature bought me."
Everyone: *stared @ the girl who bought the Naga.*
Someone from the crowd yells out: "Hey weirdo now, u found ur match." *laughs.*
*the whole crowd laughs, w/ him.*
Naga: *thinks.* "Y do they gotta b so cruel to a ~ a freak of nature like her. I~ i mean, i don't feel bad for them picking on her like that. No. Ig~ ig i'm just happy that i don't gotta stay in this damn cage on stage for long hrs until, someone from the crowd actually buys me."
*takes Naga home, opens cage & raises him differently thwn, grabs tthedrugz then, runs to throw 'em all down the toilet.*
Nagasa: "Wat. R. U. Doing? Y did u just do that!!"
Me: *tells Nagasa sadly not facin' him.* "Everyone needs to love & respect everythin' & everyone in this damn world that we live in althou, we live in a damn cold cruel world @ least i am different then, everyone. Well, u heard wat someone out the crowd said when, i bought ya' i was called a weirdo & i am fine w/ it. & the reason y, I threw out the drugz was to treat u w/ 100% respect."
Nagasa: *shocked.* "i suppose an apology for me callin' or ever thinkin' that u were a freak of nature when, clearly ur personality is not & i should never judge a book by it's cover then."
Me: "it's fine. I'm used to it." *fakes a smile lookin' @ him.*
Nagasa: *feels strangly & thinks to himself.* "Y all of a sudden i feel the need to watch over her & stop those who tease, pick & bullie her all of a sudden?"
*Nagasa places his hand on his chest looks down for a breif moment then, looks bck up to the girl who bout him.*
*she walks out of the restroom then sits on the foot of the bed, lookin' down thinkin' to herself then, throws herself back onto the bed lookin' up @ the ceilin'.*
Nagasa: *walks out the rest room few mins later to find her starin' @ the ceilin' then, asks feelin' alil' worried bout her not knu'ing how her past was like.* "H~ hay. R u alrite? Was it somethin' i said to offfend u or mayb somethin' i did to hurt u? I mean i don't remeber hurtin' u only told u the truth & i did apologize for it."
Me: "No. Y would u think u did or said somethin' to defend me. U didn't & i don't think u could of cuz, I'm still here chattin' w/ ya' plus, I've grow used to all it. I'm immune to it. I was just thinking til, strangly my mind gone blank."
Nagasa: "Oh."
Me: "yea."
............. To b continued .............
Where is part 2?????
16:58 to 16:57 is funny
Yep is 16:57
Say is there gonna be a part 2?
Working on a Christmas special
Oh
YASSS
😊
Him: here's the instruction manual.
Me: I would rather not have that and just hit the noodle boi all day thank you.
How the hell am I so early lol anyways great video
thank you :)
this is literally anti vore lol
It is lol
Naga: My name's Nagasa
My stupid brain: Nagisa from assassination classroom
YAYY
:)
Part 2?
Ngl I read this wrong but I’m glad I clicked on it
The naga is a baby, must get snuggles, food, water, and ...
NEEDS TO BE DROP-KICKED!!!
The younger the child the harder the kick~
ik he's a naga but his mouth would still be human, right?
how tf did his jaw unhinge? How big is he? I might need to do some more naga research lmao-
Nagas can vary in size wildly this one however is at lest 12 feet tall and 20 feet long he’s a big boy!
Bro can I fight the auction man
Sure
Hold on finna make the fight rq give me A second to write
You: *hey bitch* 👽💅🏿 Man: *uhm hello what do you want* You: *fight* Man: *what* You: *fighting*
I love this
One cent
Him: most people buy nagas for mating
Me: no, first we will be friends, fall in love, dating, get married and them comes this part :D
Lol
Needs ^ wants
I read the title completely wrong
A- ... A what?