"Biblical Double Standards" 🎤: Mayce Galoni

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  • @MusedMedia
    @MusedMedia Před rokem +7071

    Pregnant ✨virgins✨

  • @infamouscha
    @infamouscha Před rokem +5673

    Confirmed.
    Jesus was a lvl 10 wizard.

    • @literallyjustabean8635
      @literallyjustabean8635 Před rokem +9

      more like level 2

    • @theperson8539
      @theperson8539 Před rokem +52

      @@literallyjustabean8635 ‘Escape Crucifixion’ is a level 4 spell, so we know he rage quit before he got to that point.

    • @ryanthelion8319
      @ryanthelion8319 Před rokem +17

      All the prophets in the Bible were just Jewish wizards

    • @MaddesG1
      @MaddesG1 Před rokem +2

      @@ryanthelion8319 Gnosticism is real

    • @MrMochi-nl1zb
      @MrMochi-nl1zb Před rokem +8

      His abilities were on cool down for 3 days

  • @dallasunboxer6716
    @dallasunboxer6716 Před rokem +544

    Judas shaking right now

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One Před rokem +39

      This one knows. He was identified with a kiss.

    • @artistaroundtheblock2047
      @artistaroundtheblock2047 Před rokem +13

      🎶 JUDA JUDA AH AH
      JUDA JUDA AH AH!!! 🎶
      😂😂😂😂

    • @dallasunboxer6716
      @dallasunboxer6716 Před rokem +5

      @@artistaroundtheblock2047 a legend 😔🎶😔

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One Před rokem +4

      @@artistaroundtheblock2047 everyone knows the Beatles were a Christian band. The question remains, when John said, "I am the walrus," did he mean the Father or the Holy Ghost, or did he mean something else entirely? We may never know.

    • @roxywyndham
      @roxywyndham Před rokem +1

      @@artistaroundtheblock2047😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Antimonium
    @Antimonium Před rokem +4138

    You know what else is unnatural? Living in a heated house, the internet, healthcare, and a bunch of other things that we have no problems about. Even if homosexuality was unnatural so what, we do plenty of unnatural things already

    • @r4____377
      @r4____377 Před rokem +51

      logical fallacy. “We kill plenty of people in wars why don’t we just legalise it?” Bro could of thought before typing.

    • @Antimonium
      @Antimonium Před rokem +535

      @@r4____377 ...what? your example doesn't compare in the slightest, if anything yours is a logical fallacy, it's called a strawman argument

    • @baron6797
      @baron6797 Před rokem +84

      Bro could have just summed it all up and said, "you know what's unnatural? Religion!"

    • @Nick-ss7jb
      @Nick-ss7jb Před rokem +6

      That was a dumb argument

    • @Nick-ss7jb
      @Nick-ss7jb Před rokem

      @@baron6797 religion is unnatural? Its existed since the beginning of man kind. Every civilization has had one. Dumb argument. Try again moron

  • @mrscsi6472
    @mrscsi6472 Před rokem +1723

    He makes a decent point.
    There's nothing natural about any of the miracles Jesus did. In fact, if they were natural, they wouldn't be miracles.
    We need to get past this idea that natural means good and unnatural means bad.

    • @kylas1902
      @kylas1902 Před rokem +41

      You should tell that to the Christian homophobes.

    • @J.5.M.
      @J.5.M. Před rokem +113

      We should get past the idea that being gay is somehow "unnatural"

    • @DX4v2
      @DX4v2 Před rokem

      God you guys are dense… from an evolutionary standpoint, homosexuality offers no advantage and therefore would be considered an maladaptive trait.

    • @00s.v.n.s00
      @00s.v.n.s00 Před rokem +10

      SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE HOMOPHOBES IN THE BACK, OH WISE ONEE!

    • @thesmellofbacon7595
      @thesmellofbacon7595 Před rokem

      For real, you know what's natural? Uranium, Formaldehyde, Syphilis. You know what's unnatural? Nearly everything we use to support 8 billion people; medicine, electronics, food production

  • @laurendukes3099
    @laurendukes3099 Před rokem +658

    As a Christian who knows how many nerve endings are in the anus...I think someone involved in the designing process knew what we would do 🤷🏾

    • @Darkempress45
      @Darkempress45 Před rokem +21

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣

    • @keroki932
      @keroki932 Před rokem

      the male G spot is in their a$$ for a reason

    • @honeyartstudios
      @honeyartstudios Před rokem +3

      XDDDDD

    • @salaltschul3604
      @salaltschul3604 Před rokem +3

      Yuuuuup

    • @El-Jefe97
      @El-Jefe97 Před rokem

      So you think that just because it has many nerve endings you should have someone shove their dick in it?

  • @dylanbusby7851
    @dylanbusby7851 Před rokem +963

    Jesus also yells at a tree until it dies

  • @NathanOstMusic
    @NathanOstMusic Před rokem +802

    Bro waited his entire life to deliver that bit

  • @kylelay6858
    @kylelay6858 Před rokem +9

    He looks EXACTLY how I would expect someone making this joke to look

  • @adrianenriquez5519
    @adrianenriquez5519 Před rokem +248

    Splitting an entire damn sea

    • @SirelyaThompson-bo3sl
      @SirelyaThompson-bo3sl Před rokem

      Is a miracle 🙌, now splitting an entire asshole is another thing.

    • @Deliryvm
      @Deliryvm Před rokem +24

      Actually, that's a completely natural occurrence, Moses just had a high Charisma stat.

    • @gaycucumber
      @gaycucumber Před rokem +3

      I could do that

  • @gregdenson7544
    @gregdenson7544 Před rokem +9

    Ever notice how it's "Well, we don't follow the old testament anymore" when it comes to stuff they like and want to do, but when it comes to anything gay it's Leviticus this and Deuteronomy that.

    • @loxmodum8099
      @loxmodum8099 Před rokem +1

      It's also in Romans

    • @janbasdegroot2186
      @janbasdegroot2186 Před rokem +1

      We do still follow the moral laws of the Old Testament. Only the ceremonial laws were fulfilled in Jesus. Sexual laws are moral. We can know this because it is part of the 10 commandments.
      Also it is clearly explicitly repeated in the New Testament by Paul and Judas and implicitly repeated by for example Jesus.

  • @emanando138
    @emanando138 Před rokem +42

    wait don’t spoil, i didn’t reach the end of that book yet! 😭😭😫

  • @bob513993
    @bob513993 Před rokem +142

    I’ll never understand how something that can literally be observed in nature among many different species in the animal kingdom can be called unnatural.

    • @bevil-
      @bevil- Před rokem

      ive been saying this for years, if anything the most natrual state of animal is being "bisexual", frankly i dont even believe in sexuality and think everyone should just be allowed to love their fellow people without nutjobs that turn god into a eugenics cult telling everyone what they can and can not do

    • @kaylapounds1359
      @kaylapounds1359 Před rokem

      @@LycanKai14 even though humans are also animals. But most religious people don't care about science.

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 Před rokem +6

      Murder rape and cannibalism is observed in many different species, does that make it ok then?

    • @bevil-
      @bevil- Před rokem +50

      @@nichy7734 no way your comparing rape and cannibalism to gay people💀💀💀 just because its natural doesnt mean it's ethical, being gay is natrual and also doesn't effect anyone so theres no way for it to be unethical

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 Před rokem +1

      ​@Nichy No. But it makes them all natural things.
      You guys need to understand that "unnatural" and " morally bad" mean two very, very different things.
      Natural means natural, as in found in nature.
      Morally bad means morally bad, as in considered negatively by X society or community.
      Something can be morally right and unnatural (=heart transplants).
      Or morally wrong and natural (=murder).

  • @JerimiahGentry
    @JerimiahGentry Před rokem +15

    You know what's also unnatural? Absolutely everything that we do that makes modern life worth living, to start not dying as an infant of dysentery.

    • @40klegion78
      @40klegion78 Před rokem

      What is natural has nothing to do with it thats just modern talk. What is said in the bible should be all that matters. If it said not to have children then we should not have children anything else proves a lack of faith no other argument needed.

  • @neurodivergentpixi6736
    @neurodivergentpixi6736 Před rokem +74

    Water to wine, getting pregnant by a ghost

    • @NickellessCageless
      @NickellessCageless Před rokem +2

      no no that happens all the time, to single dad's too, but usually it's the single mom's that get the brunt of the action..wait my mind went somewhere else... where'd the beaten path go

  • @anthonyzambrano7929
    @anthonyzambrano7929 Před rokem +585

    Judas actually kissed Jesus right in the mouth

    • @Ilayshaa
      @Ilayshaa Před rokem +7

      Where did you read that?

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 Před rokem +165

      ​@@Ilayshaa in the Bible

    • @Ilayshaa
      @Ilayshaa Před rokem +2

      @@riotbreaker3506 no where. Scripture and verse please

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 Před rokem +11

      @@Ilayshaa Mark 14:44:46

    • @timestamp2525
      @timestamp2525 Před rokem +36

      ​@@ratlicker420 Is that the ancient equivalent of saying "No homo"?

  • @elenak2963
    @elenak2963 Před rokem +4

    Jesus was a powerful teacher. He never taught hatred

  • @cancelledavac
    @cancelledavac Před rokem +108

    As a funny I find this Christian 😭👊

  • @1MinuteFlipDoc
    @1MinuteFlipDoc Před rokem +140

    They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
    Norm MacDonald

  • @Itscannatella
    @Itscannatella Před rokem +89

    Honestly that’s a really good point

    • @sokowirowka2965
      @sokowirowka2965 Před rokem +10

      that is really fucinkg bad point

    • @erisium6988
      @erisium6988 Před rokem +2

      ofc its not. Comparing human to God and talking about religion is just dumb.

    • @AlphaAchilles
      @AlphaAchilles Před rokem +1

      No it’s not

    • @Ziziwai
      @Ziziwai Před rokem +5

      @@erisium6988 I’ve never read the Bible, but isn’t Jesus just the son of God, not a god himself

    • @somerandomuser6808
      @somerandomuser6808 Před rokem +1

      ​@@ZiziwaiHe's both.

  • @Averymcgowan_1203
    @Averymcgowan_1203 Před rokem +26

    *Everyone talking about the joke*
    *Me*: that's a nice jacket

  • @systemdnb214
    @systemdnb214 Před rokem +261

    It’s not natural. It’s supernatural 😅

  • @lumilumii
    @lumilumii Před rokem +7

    well he- well he did 😭

  • @brendanwatroba8568
    @brendanwatroba8568 Před rokem +33

    Jesus does it: Miracle, praised
    Anyone elese does it: Magic, evil

    • @freedommarvels
      @freedommarvels Před rokem +2

      Jesus does it : asking nothing in return.
      Anyone else does it : want something in return.

    • @ogcsun9824
      @ogcsun9824 Před rokem

      Who else has done it?

    • @poprockss
      @poprockss Před rokem

      If jesus does it its all 'thank god' but if *I* do it suddenly its 'what the fuck' and 'where'd my water go'

  • @troyzebulon6996
    @troyzebulon6996 Před rokem +16

    Disagreeing and coexisting is tolerance
    It’s not intolerant or homophobic to disagree with homosexuality
    I’m a Christian and I believe homosexuality is a sin. But I love my neighbors and coexist with them wether they are atheist, gay, Muslim, Hindu, etc
    I’ll have them over for dinner and watch their house when they are away.
    Disagreeing and coexisting is tolerance. Forcing people to see the world as you do is intolerant

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 Před rokem +2

      I love them! That's why I agree that they should burn and suffer for eternity ❤
      I also love to use the word "disagree" to indicate "My opinion is that you deserve eternal punishment" and "I am homophobic, because I indeed consider you sinners for your sexual orientation but I am too dense to understand that intolerance is not simply physically hurting others so I will carry on thinking that I am not homophobic".

    • @angryeelz
      @angryeelz Před rokem

      Bro really said "I tolerate that gay people exist but they're still gonna burn in hell" and thought it was progressive

    • @Adam-mv4fw
      @Adam-mv4fw Před rokem

      Christian and hypocrisy, is there a more classic combo? yall say "loved thy neighbor" but also say their a sin? How do love someone while condemning them to hell? I've heard the excuse "love the sinner, hate the sin" but homosexsuals ARE the sin. Its not an action, item or belief its just they way god made them.
      Imagine a Mormon saying "hate the blacks, love the soul" does that suddenly make it ok? CHIRST NO.

  • @TheHoncho254
    @TheHoncho254 Před rokem +3

    This dude would also lose in a fight defending his boyfriend

  • @ArizonaAkinTv
    @ArizonaAkinTv Před rokem +61

    I am religious and this was funny as hell

    • @YGmd17
      @YGmd17 Před rokem +5

      Yeah u r not buddy

    • @pigeonmanner3296
      @pigeonmanner3296 Před rokem +14

      ​​@@YGmd17es they are, who are you to judge their relationship with God? What defines someone as being a Christian is to believe that Jesus is the son of God and resurrected on the third day. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Christians have to disprove of gay people. That is simply old traditional beliefs.

    • @henrysly5452
      @henrysly5452 Před rokem +2

      No you're not

    • @pigeonmanner3296
      @pigeonmanner3296 Před rokem +6

      @@henrysly5452 You do not define the relationship of this original commenter and their relationship with God. Their relationship with God is between them and God, not them, God, and YOUR OPINION. So yes, if they say they're a believer and follower of God, then they are. You cannot judge them, for only God can judge.

    • @henrysly5452
      @henrysly5452 Před rokem

      @@pigeonmanner3296 lmao 🤣, you are making no sense atall, well he called himself "religious " and not a Christian...so he is excused like the rest of the d@mned souls.

  • @barsthehippie
    @barsthehippie Před rokem +4

    I’ve always said religion is like a cult even as a kid I remember thinking that

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +3

      Then you must have been right if you thought of it before your brain was fully developed.
      Just a joke!😂

  • @aidanemmy
    @aidanemmy Před rokem +23

    I'm not an atheist but this is a very clever joke. Some people in the comments can't take it.

    • @aldopetagine4575
      @aldopetagine4575 Před rokem +3

      You don’t joke about religion

    • @roachdoggjr4648
      @roachdoggjr4648 Před rokem +9

      Its not clever though because the premise is flawed to begin with. Nobody believes Jesus's miracles are "natural", they are supernatural, and just because something is natural, doesnt mean it cant be sinful. I guess its easy to force these types of jokes as someone who has never opened the Bible, entertaining an audience of people who also have never opened the Bible. He could say literally anything about the Bible and the audience would just go with it. Really weak as far as Bible jokes go.

    • @valnain
      @valnain Před rokem +9

      @@roachdoggjr4648 Nobody claimed that _anybody_ believes Jesus's miracles in the bible are natural occurrences. Mayce himself clearly labels them as being _not_ natural in this very video where you're complaining and trying to correct people for thinking those miracles are "natural." You are in no position to judge whether _anything_ is smart or "clever" in any way lmao

    • @thund3r94
      @thund3r94 Před rokem +4

      Anyone who’s ever really studied the Bible knows that this guy is very uneducated, but like you said it’s just a joke so it doesn’t really matter

    • @sambo669
      @sambo669 Před rokem +6

      ​@@thund3r94 The bible also support slavery had has laws allowing it. I dont think its the best book to derive your morals

  • @sherryzhao3642
    @sherryzhao3642 Před rokem +2

    It’s not just unnatural, it’s also sin. Jesus never sinned; performing miracles is not a sin!

    • @awesomebydefault3877
      @awesomebydefault3877 Před rokem

      youre mixing things up. The argument for it being a sin is that its an act going against nature. Which is bullshit since many animals in nature are homosexual. Only humans seem to surround homosexuality with stigma...

  • @randomstranger9849
    @randomstranger9849 Před rokem +23

    yeah it's natural (being gay that is), I mean Lions can be.

  • @babysleepysheepyrainbow
    @babysleepysheepyrainbow Před rokem +5

    In some interpretations Judas did tell the Romans "the man I kiss is Jesus"

  • @SamuelJDeSantis
    @SamuelJDeSantis Před rokem +6

    Not unnatural, immoral

    • @JADBeats
      @JADBeats Před rokem +3

      How

    • @SamuelJDeSantis
      @SamuelJDeSantis Před rokem +2

      @@JADBeats I was just correcting his perception of the anti-LGBT stance. The reason behind that would be a very long discussion not suited for a CZcams comment section, to be sure 😅

  • @rancidtown
    @rancidtown Před rokem +14

    Didn't judas literally kiss him after Jesus was captured by the Roman's and they were marching him through town.

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +4

      Kissing people isn't innately sexual. I think your being confused by American cultural traditions. In Italy, aka Catholicland, men kiss each other all the time. Usually twice, on each side of the other's lips.

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 Před rokem +83

    Plus, if lust is a sin, and Jesus never had lust, then Jesus was asexual. A member of the LGBTQIA+ community ❤

    • @Alexander_The_Great424
      @Alexander_The_Great424 Před rokem +7

      No, not really, it's only a sin if you act on it. So if you think about it it isnt wrong

    • @Ouranos369
      @Ouranos369 Před rokem +5

      Dud eJesus girl was Mary Magdalene she even has a gospel that the other followers tried to suppress out of jealousy. Patriarchy took over abrahamic religions.

    • @Ouranos369
      @Ouranos369 Před rokem

      ​@@Alexander_The_Great424 lmao we're literally animals you think a dog in heat feels guilty for "feeling lustful" it's a totally human invention to be ashamed of the way you're literally built as a human.

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 Před rokem +12

      @@Alexander_The_Great424that’s just your opinion, sweet heart.

    • @Alexander_The_Great424
      @Alexander_The_Great424 Před rokem +7

      @@Kirsten_is_cursed10 how is that an opinion

  • @thetuneupshow
    @thetuneupshow Před rokem +1

    The last comedian that mocked christ collapsed right on stage, and fell right on her head, God loves you bro. For you to use him for a cheap laugh, the problem lies with you…

    • @angryeelz
      @angryeelz Před rokem

      There are countless comedians that joke about your sky daddy the fuck are you talking about

    • @maiaraandrade1952
      @maiaraandrade1952 Před rokem

      Which comedian? The one you invented in your head?

    • @Adam-mv4fw
      @Adam-mv4fw Před rokem

      Since was god a snowflake? Lmao. Imagine the ego needed to white knight GOD.

  • @Glocktopus129
    @Glocktopus129 Před rokem +23

    Leviticus 3:19 “and Jesus said unto thee “resurrect these nuts””

  • @homophilosofikus8215
    @homophilosofikus8215 Před rokem +2

    Hypocrisy is a central part of it

  • @emmawalter5433
    @emmawalter5433 Před rokem +7

    Are we not going to talk about how David and Jonathan loved eachother and at one point kissed eachother in 1st Samuel?

    • @40klegion78
      @40klegion78 Před rokem

      No because its shows the fact that you dont know anything about history. At no point is homosexuality or beastiality not condemned

    • @Loxu69
      @Loxu69 Před rokem +1

      @@40klegion78that’s false on so many levels dude 😂😂😂 there are many regions of the world where homosexuality was just a normal part of culture, it wasn’t shamed or celebrated they were just regular relationships

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +2

      "love" is not a synonym for "i want to fuck you." In fact, there are multiple Hebrew words for love, one being sexual, and another being brotherly. The latter word was used in the text you're referencing.
      And a man kissing a man isn't homosexual, unless you think all Italians are gay.

  • @alexjones1496
    @alexjones1496 Před rokem +2

    He will have to give account for those words on judgment day. Also, everyone who laughed.

  • @Twinkle_Toes2016
    @Twinkle_Toes2016 Před rokem +92

    No wait he’s got a point 🧙‍♂️

    • @mattmay4112
      @mattmay4112 Před rokem +7

      I mean he’s funny but if you wanted to think about it no. Walking on water isn’t a sin lol but having gay sex is or any sex that isn’t straight marriage

    • @wado_ichimonji2311
      @wado_ichimonji2311 Před rokem +31

      ​​​@@mattmay4112 no hes definitely got a point. Your religion is just super hypocritical bub

    • @mattmay4112
      @mattmay4112 Před rokem +3

      @@wado_ichimonji2311 I’m not Christian but I’d say it’s hypocritical to your view. Why is gay sex being a sin hypocritical

    • @wado_ichimonji2311
      @wado_ichimonji2311 Před rokem

      @@mattmay4112 I never said hating gay sex is hypocritical, that's just hate and stupidity, no I meant the entire religion is hateful and hypocritical.
      Hypocritical because it's constantly preached in the New testament to bring the Love of "Son of Man" to the world to the people, but all Christians use the bible for is creating small inset bigoted communities and persecuting people trying to live a happy life.

    • @valnain
      @valnain Před rokem +17

      @@mattmay4112 If you actually bother to think about it, yes he certainly has a point. People condemn homosexuality for being unnatural. Then they turn around and embrace things that, were they to be true occurrences, would also be unnatural.
      Gay sex is no more a sin than walking on water. And gay sex in fact has the upper hand here, seeing how it's a real thing that actually happens and has happened throughout history.

  • @infinity4evr
    @infinity4evr Před rokem +1

    The fact that you would use the term ‘homophobic’ to describe a sexual and thus, moral disagreement between two groups, really does explain everything. As for me, I’ll stand with Jesus. At least walking on water won’t cause you to lose repatriation into the Kingdom of GOD.

  • @bnw220
    @bnw220 Před rokem +4

    For most part, religious people do not simply argue that homosexuality is a sin because it is unnatural. They argue that is a sin because the Bible says it is.

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 Před rokem

      To be fair... That's a different point.
      Many, many religious people do argue that homosexuality is unnatural and he was referring to that.
      It being a sin is another matter.

    • @bnw220
      @bnw220 Před rokem

      @@credendovides20 They only argue that it unnatural when they feel like their original argument isn’t working.

  • @ST-rj8iu
    @ST-rj8iu Před rokem +3

    Turning water into wine. Splitting the Red Sea.

  • @DontLookNowBuddy
    @DontLookNowBuddy Před rokem +10

    He did: Judas gave him a kiss on the lips before betraying him 😂

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +1

      Well, that's not homosexual. Unless you think Rome was, and all of modern-day Italy is homosexual.

    • @juliette1374
      @juliette1374 Před rokem +1

      ​@@mybrainhurts3727Have you not seen Matteo Lane? Of course all of Italy is homosexual

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem

      @@juliette1374 Impressive. How much brain power did that take?

    • @juliette1374
      @juliette1374 Před rokem +1

      @@mybrainhurts3727 2 braincell and a half. Plus a potato battery if you're Right Wing.

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +1

      @@juliette1374 Wow. You should become a stand-up comic.

  • @JourneyyWithMe
    @JourneyyWithMe Před rokem

    His timing is perfect before interjections

  • @AnthonyBruns
    @AnthonyBruns Před rokem +3

    Unnatural meaning divergent to how we were designed to function, not meaning beyond what normally occurs. Aside from that the joke is like a 4/10 in my opinion.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 Před rokem +3

      We weren't "designed" at all. Plus, other animals participate in homosexuality as well. So you could argue that it occurs in nature.
      And even if it were unnatural, why would that matter?

  • @Impact1992
    @Impact1992 Před rokem +2

    Saying homosexuality is unnatural isn’t homophobic. If you understand what a phobia is but ok.

  • @Grimbee
    @Grimbee Před rokem +95

    LET HIM COOK

  • @EuphemiaLiBritannia_
    @EuphemiaLiBritannia_ Před rokem +1

    At this point, making jokes about Christian’s giving a crap about gay couples is just old news lol
    The rights have been given on that front.

  • @sarahwoodyard6533
    @sarahwoodyard6533 Před rokem +16

    Don't see lions, hyena or gorilla in prayer groups. Humans the weird ones worshipping an imaginary man the animals can't see.

    • @noonecares730
      @noonecares730 Před rokem

      How can you compare yourself to an animal💀its just Pathetic

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +2

      I don't see lions or gorillas engaging in conversations at all.

    • @Adam-mv4fw
      @Adam-mv4fw Před rokem +1

      ​@@mybrainhurts3727man I've seen a butt ton gorilla's having conversations. Half of them are with humans lol

  • @tatebrown5733
    @tatebrown5733 Před rokem +1

    Listen people. Homosexuality being “natural” is NOT the argument you’re going to want to make…

    • @valnain
      @valnain Před rokem

      No, it is the argument you want to make. It's the only one _to_ make when imbeciles try to argue that homosexuality is unnatural.

  • @8to8
    @8to8 Před rokem +17

    This guy def gets in serious swords duels in burger king bathrooms

  • @shawnndixon5254
    @shawnndixon5254 Před rokem +1

    i was like..... ok where are you going with this? but the punch line slapped

  • @tamoghnadatta1253
    @tamoghnadatta1253 Před rokem +5

    You know what else is unnatural? The fact that you are performing as a stand up comic act despite not having an ounce of humour in your content.

  • @SomeWeirdDude14
    @SomeWeirdDude14 Před rokem +2

    Homosexuality is seen in nature all the time, take penguins and foxes for example, it’s definitely not unnatural

  • @MoSN2001
    @MoSN2001 Před rokem +3

    He makes valid points. He sounds Canadian.

    • @skyseymour3952
      @skyseymour3952 Před rokem +1

      Literally none of those points were valid

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem +1

      ​@@skyseymour3952It's a problem of semantics. "unnatural" has a specific meaning in that context, which he's wither oblivious to or ignoring to make a joke.

  • @eancola6111
    @eancola6111 Před rokem +1

    “I think it’s really weird when religious people follow the teachings of their religion”

  • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures

    Good point coming from a Christian. And delivered well might I add lol

    • @SirelyaThompson-bo3sl
      @SirelyaThompson-bo3sl Před rokem

      No, he should have used the "we were never meant to be our brothers judge" as a Christian we consider what Christ did nothing short of a miracle 🙌. A man sticking his dick in another man's ass has been considered a crime against humanity!
      Does not make one a homophobe to point this out. I like homos just as much as the next man. They are funny, entertaining, usually sweet, & usually great decorators. Usually great fashion sense, not all , but some.

    • @skyseymour3952
      @skyseymour3952 Před rokem +2

      It was a terrible point, he was arguing against a flawed premise

  • @megu6137
    @megu6137 Před rokem +2

    Weird thing is Homosexuality isn't unnatural, its seen in some primates other than Humans, y'all should look it up it was an interesting read. Really makes you think.

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem

      That isn't the kind of "natural" theologians are concerned with when discussing morality.

  • @ailynnmckae1130
    @ailynnmckae1130 Před rokem +7

    I actually laughed out loud

  • @pumpkinoligarchy6626
    @pumpkinoligarchy6626 Před rokem +1

    I legit thought he was gonna say “god”

  • @Mscurlygirly4337
    @Mscurlygirly4337 Před rokem +10

    God please forgive these people❤️

  • @salaltschul3604
    @salaltschul3604 Před rokem +1

    Resurrection? Mutiplying fishes and loaves? Walking on water?
    Sounds like witchcraft.

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem

      I think you've been watching too many cartoons, friend.

  • @camilascatonebedin3002
    @camilascatonebedin3002 Před rokem +4

    I want to forget this joke so I can hear it again for the first time, it's too good

  • @xVERT4x
    @xVERT4x Před rokem +1

    Saying something is unnatural isn’t homophobic

  • @korosheht5446
    @korosheht5446 Před rokem +5

    Woah this book just got crazy 💀💀💀

  • @kaboom5651
    @kaboom5651 Před rokem +1

    You shouldn't joke about religion, you walk on broken glass.

  • @CrossoverConnoisseur
    @CrossoverConnoisseur Před rokem +3

    Actually, Judas did give away Jesus by kissing him so... Yeah 😂

  • @Inidibenining
    @Inidibenining Před rokem +2

    Car , planes and many other stuff are unnatural . But i`ve never seen any person be like ,, ew , can you stop using a car ? its disgusting , kids should not see this,,

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem

      That's like saying a beehive is unnatural, and it ignores the thelogical meaning of the word in that context.

    • @Inidibenining
      @Inidibenining Před rokem

      @@mybrainhurts3727 You ment ,,Theological,,? It still doesnt change a fact that unnatural thing are preaty common in usage and nobody cares.

  • @nachoclown8969
    @nachoclown8969 Před rokem +10

    Keep in mind he did kiss Judas

    • @Autumn_Blessings
      @Autumn_Blessings Před rokem +1

      With tongue!

    • @IngridFelfly
      @IngridFelfly Před rokem

      Judas kissed Him on the cheek to betray Him. Spread misinformation to make a point shows how that point is invalid.

  • @gage3180
    @gage3180 Před rokem +2

    Bro the fact that Jesus did get kissed by a man.

  • @poolhead1254
    @poolhead1254 Před rokem +9

    how did judas betray jesus again?

    • @emilywalton4105
      @emilywalton4105 Před rokem +1

      He sold him out to the Roman's. For a bag of silver

    • @jaysontadlock1871
      @jaysontadlock1871 Před rokem

      Actually that was communism, the Romans seized the means of producing miracles.

  • @pyromelody7701
    @pyromelody7701 Před rokem

    I don't like when jokes aren't accurate because it's funnier when they are

  • @josephhelms2362
    @josephhelms2362 Před rokem +13

    Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you never read the Bible:

    • @htpkey
      @htpkey Před rokem +1

      Do you think the Bible doesn't have any "unnatural" or "supernatural" stories?

    • @josephhelms2362
      @josephhelms2362 Před rokem +2

      @@htpkey Of course it does, but unnatural or supernatural things were never the issue. No Christian has ever said "unnatural = bad", that's just a strawman that this comedian made up.

    • @htpkey
      @htpkey Před rokem

      @@josephhelms2362 What did this comedian say that you think is bad?

    • @josephhelms2362
      @josephhelms2362 Před rokem +2

      @@htpkey He is implying that Christians are hypocritical because they view homosexuality as unnatural while believing in resurrection (also unnatural).
      This is simply not true, as the focus of this argument is morality, not nature. Christians believe homosexuality is immoral, but the resurrection of Christ is not so.

    • @groerhahn225
      @groerhahn225 Před rokem

      @@josephhelms2362 Correction: "SOME Christians believe homosexuality is immoral". They beleive homosexually is immoral becasue they are hateful assholes, not because they are Christian. Christianity is just a convenient excuse to justify their hatred towards people who are different from them.

  • @ronnyumana4392
    @ronnyumana4392 Před rokem +1

    Tell me u gawg gawg without telling me u gawg gawg

  • @jonnysimons8530
    @jonnysimons8530 Před rokem +23

    Jesus be kissing dudes im just sayin

  • @kingcyclops4079
    @kingcyclops4079 Před rokem

    As a Christian this gave me a good laugh

  • @hugonobody3352
    @hugonobody3352 Před rokem +3

    Okay since you kids don't get catholic theology, let me break is down simply.
    In Leviticus 18 22, "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such thing is an abomination".
    These are the rules lain under chaper 18, "the sanctity of sex". Sex is designed to bring new life into this world along with bonding the man and woman married into the catholic church. So much so that, for a catholic marriage to be legit, the newlyweds HAVE to consummate their marriage that night for the ceremony to count.
    This is why gay marriage is banned. Sodomy is a sin according to chapter 18, verse 22 of Leviticus and you can't have a legit marriage in catholicism without the sex. In other words, you cannot confirm a sacrament with a singul act.
    Two men or two women can absolutely live in the same house and love each other. That's literally what the monks do. You simply can't have gay sex.
    Heck, us catholics have strict rules about not having sex before we're married too.
    If we could just ignore text of our religious handbook it wouldn't be a dang religion now would it? Nobody is perfect and we all screw up, which is why our sins can be forgiven, but to erase the word of God and say "welp we said it's no longer a sin so it's no longer a sin!" is wrong!

    • @psychedelic-packrat
      @psychedelic-packrat Před rokem +1

      This is technically a good analysis of the text, but PLEASE keep in mind that the beliefs you're subscribing to have still been used to defend legally imposed bigotry against others for decades, no matter how gently you word it. It's selfish to get defensive over people cracking jokes about hate propagated by religion, when you're a member of one of the most subscribed to and non-persecuted religions in the world. It doesn't really matter if someone doesn't "get" Catholic theology, especially if they don't subscribe to it like you do, and are just looking to crack some jokes to relieve the pressure of society literally finding you to be an abomination. You're doing more harm than good with the reminder that you think homosexual marriage and sex is a sin, because you can't factually prove that you're right, and you're deeply upsetting people about the most fundamental aspects of themselves. Are you willing to make people feel like their love is lesser than others' because of an ancient book about a God we can't prove is real? And before you try to reiterate the point of queer people being able to live and love together, you cannot deny the tie that sex usually has to love. Not always, obviously there are people who don't fancy sex, which is completely fine. But a lot of Christians rush to get married because they want to have sex with their loved one, which I think says something about how powerful and positive of a thing sex really is. It's wonderful to be able to connect with someone that deeply. Why on earth would anything benevolent and good deny that to an entire faction of the human race? Just because? God made the rules, in your eyes. He didn't have to make sex a purely procreational activity, therefore making it a sin to have queer sex. It's just cruel. People say God moves in mysterious ways, but I feel like that's just an excuse to justify the backwards, two-faced rules most Christians try to morally enforce. If someone started criticizing your life because it didn't align with a certain religion, you'd get pretty mad, right? So just don't do it to others, it's so easy. You don't even have to stop believing in the principles of your religion. We just want you all to leave us alone, and stop shoving your religion down our throats. We want you to stop reminding us that you think there's something wrong with us every time we express ourselves in ways you don't like, for example, perhaps not entirely biblically accurate jokes. This world is so big, with so many different perspectives, worldviews, religions, it's unfathomable. There is no way we could ever know which, out of all of them, is subjectively correct. If any at all! And the fact that you're willing to overlook that, declare that you're definitively right, and try to deny joy and pleasure from others based on that is jarring and weird. I'm sorry for the block of text, but I can't just let a statement like that go untouched. It's a good analysis of the text itself, like I said. Possibly one of the most nuanced and inoffensive takes I've seen on that specific verse. I feel that you don't genuinely believe queer people are inherently sinful like so many Christians do. But it's just such a flimsy defense as to why we should be shaming and restricting others.

  • @SecretBowlerandMore
    @SecretBowlerandMore Před rokem +2

    The thing is Christians would probably hate more on homosexual people in community. Than regular everyday Alabamian sibling couples

  • @The_cumbrian_hiker
    @The_cumbrian_hiker Před rokem +3

    Homosexuality is spefically a sin. Those miracles were done by God. Its not hard to understand.

  • @bentignor5140
    @bentignor5140 Před rokem

    They say it’s wrong or unnatural because the Bible says that homosexuality is a sin. Many Christians think this means that gay people are “living in sin,” or something along those lines. In my experience, most have come to realize in the past few years that, even though it is a sin, that doesn’t make it any worse than all of the sins everyone else in the world has and will commit.

    • @mybrainhurts3727
      @mybrainhurts3727 Před rokem

      Well, there are some sins that are considered worse than others. Sexual sin is considered the worst type of sin, because it considered not only a sin against God, but also, a sin against youself.

  • @Mo-sk7xo
    @Mo-sk7xo Před rokem +8

    You can't criticize Somthing with a limited understanding of it you just make a fool out of yourself

    • @pigeonmanner3296
      @pigeonmanner3296 Před rokem +2

      What did he say that was wrong? Are you saying that what Jesus did was natural?

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 Před rokem

      Then shut up

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack Před rokem +2

      So... walking on water is natural?

    • @sparkls4492
      @sparkls4492 Před rokem +2

      Did Jesus not walk on water?

    • @supersnakebois
      @supersnakebois Před rokem

      ​@SnickSnack eh, basilisk lizards run on water, but I see your point

  • @till5871
    @till5871 Před rokem +2

    I mean Jesus DOES - get kissed on the mouth by another man

  • @theslumpis2363
    @theslumpis2363 Před rokem +5

    Is someone gonna tell them this actually happens? Like multiple times, Jesus is kissing men

  • @sonias9722
    @sonias9722 Před rokem

    I don't think christians say it's because it's "unnatural", but because the Bible says a man and a woman belong together as husband and wife. So it kinda makes it so that woman and woman or man and man together isn't sweet

  • @bojohnsoncomedy
    @bojohnsoncomedy Před rokem +11

    I love this guy so funny! It’s like someone turned a TI84 calculator into a joke slinging machine

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 Před rokem +1

    Why do I feel like I remember Jesus kissing Peter on the lips?
    Also, Judas definitely did, but they don't like him, so that doesn't really help

  • @badtransistions
    @badtransistions Před rokem +2

    and god literally says love thy neighbor and He made us all perfectly so there is no point in being homophobic 🤦‍♂️

  • @mounikakulkarni119
    @mounikakulkarni119 Před rokem

    I actually laughed out loud. Thanks 😂

  • @erincote3702
    @erincote3702 Před rokem +16

    Wow I can't thank him enough. Fantastic.

  • @JenniferBayas
    @JenniferBayas Před rokem +1

    Religious people do not hate because we are also sinners. It is different of unnatural that inmmorality. Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus with a kiss so that the Roman soldiers could arrest him.Jesus was betrayed into the government’s hands to be crucified. The scriptures are clear that Jesus died on a cross and that three days later, he rose from the dead, appeared to his disciples for 40 days, and then ascended into heaven. Jesus’ crucifixion and resurrecion both have great significance beyond a simple execution and restoration to life. Jesus died as an atoning sacrifice for our sin and to defeat the spiritual forces arrayed against us.

  • @bennyandthejets
    @bennyandthejets Před rokem +7

    this is such a hilarious point lmao

  • @Liquefaction
    @Liquefaction Před rokem +1

    The correct term is "supernatural"

  • @samharris266
    @samharris266 Před rokem +3

    Yeah…weird combination when people who believe in and follow the Bible believe that something it literally calls a sin is bad. 😮

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 Před rokem +1

      It is weird, because the bible forbids all kinds of behavior, like wearing mixed fabrics. And yet they ignore that and fixate on the gay thing.

  • @mufukajones518
    @mufukajones518 Před rokem

    Honestly never heard it been said like this before. Good take and good joke man!

  • @lorddreagus7253
    @lorddreagus7253 Před rokem +8

    There's a difference between unnatural and supernatural. God created men and women for each other, and denial of this is unnatural because it doesn't follow the laws created for the universe, but God can perform miracles because it is in his nature since he is supernatural.

    • @reinapiratayquepaha
      @reinapiratayquepaha Před rokem +6

      What if the people that wrote the bible simply didnt like gay people and so they interpreted God's word as they wanted? Cause sure, I'll grant you that god is perfect and almighty, ok. But humans arent, humans are fallible. And the bible wasnt written by god, otherwise no one would argue with the contents of the bible. So if the bible can be interpreted, what keeps us from saying "you know, god is actually chill with the queer community" and it honestly makes more sense to me that an almighty bejng who created all of humanity also created queer people, and so he loves us too. The people that interpreted his word waaaay back in the ancient times werent god, so why should we listen to them? What if god didnt drstroy Sodoma because of homosexuality, but rather because they tried to sexually assault the angels he sent? Like i wouldnt get mad at someone for being gay, but i definitely would get mad if they tried to assault someone i care for.

    • @unpreparedwithacapitalf
      @unpreparedwithacapitalf Před rokem

      God only created man and woman for each other so they could make babies and populate the earth, not because of love and not because their way of loving is the only "natural" way. God made people gay. He made penguins gay and bears and dolphins and cats. Cope

    • @crazykay9422
      @crazykay9422 Před rokem +6

      ​@@lorddreagus7253 Why can I grab several different versions of the bible that all tell stories differently :/

    • @lorddreagus7253
      @lorddreagus7253 Před rokem

      @@crazykay9422 Because the original bible was written in ancient Hebrew and it's been translated differently. All biblical versions tell the same stories, but the style of wording changes. History books disagree much more strongly with each other about much more basic things, and yet the events still occured the same.

    • @RedRabbitEntertainment
      @RedRabbitEntertainment Před rokem +4

      @@lorddreagus7253 Pretty positive people wrote the Bible.

  • @josiasui-mq7qq
    @josiasui-mq7qq Před rokem +1

    He has...judas kissed him to give him away to the guards

  • @SweeteaDove
    @SweeteaDove Před rokem

    My friend told me that there's a story about a guy "betraying" Jesus by kissing him

    • @IngridFelfly
      @IngridFelfly Před rokem

      The kiss was on the cheek as a brother would, but Judas used it to Betray Jesus.
      Please read to check if things that are said to you are correct and complete or deceiving.
      God Loves you!
      Have a good day and God Bless!

  • @calebcrow223
    @calebcrow223 Před rokem +5

    If logic wasn't mixed