Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SUPER MARIO BROS.

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  • With a new Super Mario movie opening soon, time to take a look back at the much-maligned 1993 "Super Mario Bros." film.
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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  Před rokem +448

    What do you think of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. film? Misfire, cult classic or something in between?

    • @SasquaDash
      @SasquaDash Před rokem +51

      Both.

    • @mikesilva3868
      @mikesilva3868 Před rokem +10

      Dont watch the super Mario bros movie from 1903😊

    • @soelo592
      @soelo592 Před rokem +9

      Yes

    • @diegolorente8435
      @diegolorente8435 Před rokem +11

      I can’t wait to see the new Mario movie by illumination

    • @randytessman6750
      @randytessman6750 Před rokem +7

      For what it was, a big budget major hollywood movie it was TRASH ! Not even bad enough to be funny, it was just sad.

  • @elvinsolano6177
    @elvinsolano6177 Před rokem +877

    Rest in peace to Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper

  • @dencocreations1701
    @dencocreations1701 Před rokem +307

    The movie isn’t terrible, its a terrible adaptation, but the movie is so entertaining i cant help but love it

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +28

      I still think though that it had more of things from the game and the feel of it than people give it credit for.

    • @jliller
      @jliller Před rokem +20

      @@lolajaramillo4620 The filmmakers put a lot of effort into it; they were just incompetent.

    • @dr.decker3623
      @dr.decker3623 Před rokem +17

      @@lolajaramillo4620 In Super Mario Bros 3 you have to save the Kings of the land that were morphed into different animals before going to the fire worlds to fight King (Bowser) Koopa,.. so the first draft was REALLLY close to Mario 3 and a dash of 2. The rewrites butchered the tone.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +10

      @@jliller Yeah, and apparently they fought a lot on set, being a husband and wife team. Too bad they were hired out of desperation. Harold Ramis couldn't be hired for the filming like was wanted. But I still love everything on screen that this movie has to offer.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před rokem +8

      Also, I have a theory that the movie's premise of the Earth being split into two alternate worlds, one in which dinosaurs are still the dominant species, was the inspiration for Bakuryū Sentai Abaranger. It's like the people behind Super Sentai saw this movie and said, "Yup, let's put in elements from this movie in our second dinosaur-themed Sentai!"

  • @ramblinbananas888
    @ramblinbananas888 Před rokem +195

    My mom rented this for me when I was 6. She's not a gamer and I remember her saying "This doesn't look anything like your Nintendo."

  • @onemariobro
    @onemariobro Před rokem +109

    Fun fact: in a super Mario comic Big Bertha had a crush on Mario so in a weird way this also adapted an obscure piece of Mario media

    • @GoGojiraGo
      @GoGojiraGo Před 11 měsíci +5

      Was that the comic with Stanley the Talking Fish?

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Was probably unintentional.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE Před rokem +242

    The problem with making a movie about Tetris is that as soon as you fill up a row of cinema seats, they all become available again... and the more rows you fill, the faster the movie will go!

    • @Unholy_Holywarrior
      @Unholy_Holywarrior Před rokem +34

      but at least a tetris movie would have an awesome soundtrack

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber Před rokem +6

      thats actually kind of a plot for a horror movie

    • @jonnyman98989
      @jonnyman98989 Před rokem +5

      That's an easy fix, just leave one or two seats empty in every row...
      Aaaaand make sure you leave the nosebleed section COMPLETELY empty, otherwise the movie ends right then and there.

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE Před rokem +2

      @@Unholy_Holywarrior See, you say that, but I went to see the new Mario movie, and it has a cheesy... and safe... soundtrack that I was NOT expecting.

    • @Unholy_Holywarrior
      @Unholy_Holywarrior Před rokem +2

      @@BYERE look up tetris nes soundtrack, especially #3

  • @fatenabu1
    @fatenabu1 Před rokem +123

    So fun fact, Mario's girlfriend's full name is Daniella Pauline Veducci. She is Pauline.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Před rokem +16

      They should have just called her Pauline then since that's what she was called in the games.

    • @fatenabu1
      @fatenabu1 Před rokem +7

      @@cartooncritique6625 You would think that is what they would've done. Wondering if it was one of those random script changes while filming.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem +1

      @@fatenabu1 Like the same script changes that made it so completely distant from the source materiel, it could have just as easily been some parallel-cyberpunk-dimension-loaded-with-humanoid-reptiles movie and wouldn't have needed Super Mario Bros slapped on the title just to give it "some" link to the video games.
      I'm sorry, but as far as video game adaptations go, this is one of the worst...and I've seen Mortal Kombat Annihilation!

    • @fatenabu1
      @fatenabu1 Před rokem

      @@johntheechidna1 yes it is bad. I never said it was good.
      Do I find it enjoyable though, sometimes. I find it enjoyable in the whole, this is a thing I watched when I was younger so it brings back fun memories. Also I like watching the reaction of people who have never seen it. Overall though, it isn't all that enjoyable and it is bad.
      I am confused by you seemingly wanting to justify this movie being the worst. Is this meant to be an argument? If so who with? I don't think anyone is arguing that the movie is the greatest film ever made.
      Also why the apology for saying this movie is the worst? I didn't make it lol.

    • @Medusa7700Siren
      @Medusa7700Siren Před rokem +3

      I knew it! I thought she seemed like Pauline so headcanon I just went with it lol

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword Před rokem +43

    Fun fact: there're technically 3 Super Mario movies. This one, the new one, and an anime one from the 80s that's closer in tone to the games, but also has a really dumb ending where Mario loses Peach to another guy

    • @jack_stone
      @jack_stone Před rokem +8

      Kinda checks out nowadays given a quite a few endings have poor Mario miss out on a kiss xD

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 Před měsícem +3

      Gratingly prophetic of “Super Mario Odyssey.”

  • @jackattacksfilms
    @jackattacksfilms Před rokem +222

    Dennis Hopper's line about mud is like the anti-matter equivalent of Anakin's 'I don't like sand' line from SW

  • @liamn.watson4867
    @liamn.watson4867 Před rokem +261

    Now I wonder what a Jim Henson Mario movie would have looked like.

    • @DasNordlicht91
      @DasNordlicht91 Před rokem +64

      the puppets for Bowser and his hench creatures would’ve been cool as heck.

    • @ToaAxiomMan
      @ToaAxiomMan Před rokem +40

      That would be sick and a gigantic showcase of all the cool the puppets for Bowser, Koopas, Goombas and Toad

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Před rokem +29

      The Jim Henson's [company, made after he died] Dinosaurs TV show looked more like Mario that the Super Mario Bros. movie did. I'm sure it would've been a million times better and he certainly wouldn't have made it a sci-fi distopia.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Před rokem +12

      ​@@KasumiKenshirou
      Did you see the last season of that show though?! The dark, depressing ending that came out of seemingly nowhere. I'm not entirely sure we would have gotten a super upbeat Mario.

    • @GoGojiraGo
      @GoGojiraGo Před rokem +15

      "Hi ho, Bowser the Frog here!"

  • @jscar06
    @jscar06 Před rokem +135

    Fun fact: the actress who played Lena (Fiona Shaw) was later cast as Petunia Dursley in the Harry Potter movies. When the first one came out, I knew she looked familiar. Thanks for covering this film, Brandon!

    • @sergiocampanale3882
      @sergiocampanale3882 Před rokem +12

      She was (and still is) a respected English actress with plenty of stage credits, though she has a good sense of fun that let's her occasionally dip her toes into popular culture ,,, This, Harry Potter, 'The Avengers' (1998), 'Pixels' etc.

  • @dansmith1661
    @dansmith1661 Před rokem +34

    Trivia time:
    Super Mario Bros. innovated and introduced many techniques considered pivotal in the transition from practical to digital visual effects. It is the first film to have used the software Autodesk Flame, now an industry standard. It is also the first film scanned with a digital intermediate, allowing for the compositing of more than 700 visual effects shots. The disintegration effect for the inter-dimensional merge (Koopa in Manhattan) was inspired by the Transporter from Star Trek.
    Yoshi had multiple models for a different use and appearance, the full version costing half a million to make. Took 9 operators.
    Bob Hoskins crushed his hand from the slide door from that truck he drove in New York and he wore a cast throughout filming. He was also electrocuted and burned on set. He wasn't the only person who had accidents. The whole movie is pain.
    That goo Koopa slipped on was from a cut-scene of a worker sneezing and being put into the devo chamber set to goo, where he exploded.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 Před měsícem +1

      “The whole movie is pain.” You took the words right out of my mouth!

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 Před rokem +296

    Here's a fun fact: In an Q&A with The Guardian, Bob Hoskins was asked what was the worst job he ever did, what had been his biggest disappointment, and if he could edit his past, what would he change. The answer to all three was Super Mario Bros.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 Před rokem +15

      Oh hey! That is a Fun Fact :D

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 Před rokem +37

      Its hilarious now when people cry about Pratt in the animated movie not being an Italian but those same imbeciles ignore that going by this Mario is British, Luigi is hispanic and even IF we go by the nails on a chalkboard Martinet Mario would be French. the "closest" thing to an Italian Mario was that awful Lou Albano live action segments on the 90s cartoon.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Před rokem +21

      "Alright, Bob. What would it take you to give it your all in this movie?"
      "A gallon of scotch should do the trick."

    • @megapizzadragon2397
      @megapizzadragon2397 Před rokem +6

      Thats funny. I thought for sure it would have been that God awful Tales From the Crypt episode where he turns into an owl man.

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 Před rokem +28

      @@lutherheggs451 AY! DON’T YOU DARE START DISSIN LOU ALBANO!

  • @J.Valentine1031
    @J.Valentine1031 Před rokem +231

    The saga of the Super Mario Bros movie is a cautionary tale of what happens when you have too many chefs in the kitchen and one pot between all of them.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, still love the movie though.

    • @lycaonOmega82
      @lycaonOmega82 Před rokem +11

      This movie is one reason why Nintendo said they want to oversee their own properties themselves. In fact it's also one big reason why Nintendo Studios was created. I think Nintendo wants to create a smash brothers universe. Because DK being in the Mario movie just feels out of place. Especially with a scene in the movie mentioning a bigger galaxy of worlds. Don't be surprised if Samus crosses over with Mario in a sequel as a reason why Mario and Luigi go to another galaxy.

    • @TheRealSephiroth
      @TheRealSephiroth Před rokem +8

      ​@@lycaonOmega82 actually i believe it was mario who appeared in a DK game first in the early 80s he was just under a different name at the time. 🤓

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 Před rokem +2

      ​@@lycaonOmega82
      Having recently seen the movie myself, oh yeah, I could see more movies. Especially a Donkey Kong spin-off.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem

      Especially when said chefs don't follow the recipe closely...>:(

  • @76mrwolf
    @76mrwolf Před rokem +73

    "These things look like Shy Guys, if they enjoyed having their balls stepped on." You caught me off guard with that one. Thanks for the spit take Brandon. 10/10

    • @jessicabombcat2180
      @jessicabombcat2180 Před rokem +4

      Funny enough the movie claims those are Snifits. Which…. Ngl may in fact be a Shy Guy that enjoys having its balls stepped on looking at them.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Před rokem +1

      ​@@jessicabombcat2180Shy Guys would probably be almost close to the games, albeit wearing hockey goalie masks.

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 Před rokem +24

    Brandon didn’t mention it, but the “Koopazilla” joke fits considering the fact Patrick Tatopoulos was the creature designer for this movie, and he was also the creature designer for Godzilla 1998. Heck even Koopa’s dinosaur form sorta resembles Zilla to an extent.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Funny thing is, there was a Super Mario Bros. Super Show! episode called “Koop-Zilla”. It featured King Koopa (Bowser) as a kaiju.

    • @alexkogan9755
      @alexkogan9755 Před 4 měsíci

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Huh, well I’ll be damned.

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 Před rokem +58

    I would just like to point out that Koopa transformed Mario's greatest enemy into an APE, effectively making Scapelli into Donkey Kong.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 Před rokem +5

      That might explain why the movie treated Scaplelli as a secondary antagonist. Him turning into Donkey Kong could've been a sequel hook...

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem +1

      Given how vicious chimps can get...

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 Před rokem

      That’s a pretty good point.

    • @jeremygreen2883
      @jeremygreen2883 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Looks more like Diddy Kong to me. Haha

    • @bigbaddawg101
      @bigbaddawg101 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@jeremygreen2883 Diddy is a monkey, this was a chimpanzee, which is an ape.

  • @RetroRobotRadio
    @RetroRobotRadio Před rokem +38

    In Japanese tradition it is normal to refer to two Brothers by the name of the older brother.
    That is why Mario and Luigi are called the Mario Brothers.

    • @howdoyoudo5949
      @howdoyoudo5949 Před rokem

      But they're Americans in this and they told the police they're father and son.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Před rokem +10

      @@howdoyoudo5949 He's just explaining why Japanese people named the game "Mario Bros."

    • @howdoyoudo5949
      @howdoyoudo5949 Před rokem +3

      @@KasumiKenshirou Yeah but it's an odd cultural tick to translate for an North American/Euro Audience

  • @vahaneloyan
    @vahaneloyan Před rokem +265

    Dennis Hoppers in Space Trucker is an underrated cult movie. I loved it.

    • @katerinavialpando3620
      @katerinavialpando3620 Před rokem +12

      He sure did Hopped off of this shit heap didn't he

    • @vandalfinnicus1507
      @vandalfinnicus1507 Před rokem +7

      Yeah, it's surprisingly cool, with the right glasses on.

    • @jailcatjones3250
      @jailcatjones3250 Před rokem +10

      I still think it's an inspiration for Cowboy Bebop being it had space trucking and look just like the vessels

    • @dchegu
      @dchegu Před rokem

      Don't forget that Charles dance played the villain with an artificial cock. Plus the zero g sex scene

    • @MisterBrimm
      @MisterBrimm Před rokem +2

      I watched that recently and... well, I won't say I didn't enjoy it to some extent.

  • @jimmylarson7856
    @jimmylarson7856 Před rokem +17

    The actress who played Lena in this video game movie wanted to be a princess and years later in video game movie Pixels she played the Queen. That’s evolution right there

  • @LadyAstarionAncunin
    @LadyAstarionAncunin Před rokem +29

    The Yoshi puppetry was incredible, and I still like the movie poster.

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory Před rokem +83

    Fun fact the animated opening was actually the opening for Skinner’s film Billy and the Clonesarous!

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Před rokem +11

      What WERE they thinking, sir? What where they thinking?

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před rokem +138

    I honestly appreciate how freaking bizarre and out there this film got, cause nobody from today or even back then was expecting Cyberpunk Mario flick .

    • @wren7195
      @wren7195 Před rokem +10

      I would LOVE to see a Twisted Metal/Mario Kart crossover...
      I actually had the great pleasure of having my extremely kind and WAY too dedicated parents take me to watch this movie when it originally came out.
      Not enough time left in the universe for the apologies I owe those folks. Hell, even the Power Rangers movie was better than this.

    • @PhazonEnder
      @PhazonEnder Před rokem +3

      @@wren7195 Which one? There are multiple theatrical Power Ranger movies.

    • @wren7195
      @wren7195 Před rokem

      @@PhazonEnder Indeed. The original English live action. Filmed in Australia. To which my Mother actually said when the woman with the whirly tube noise devices showed up "Some of the fathers woke up."
      And I HEARD that.
      ...and was young enough to be confused.
      I mean he is literally flying a FLICKING falconzord, what is wrong with people?
      Heh Sorry, I'm drunk tired and it's very late. It's a very unique and absurd memory for me, and I find it very precious. There were a lot of parents in that cinema.

  • @ToaAxiomMan
    @ToaAxiomMan Před rokem +28

    Hell yeah I dig the Brooklyn Accent for Mario and in my opinion it suits him

  • @LilFireFox
    @LilFireFox Před rokem +15

    Fun Fact! The Actress who played "Lena" is Fiona Shaw. And she would later go on to play Petunia Dursley. Harry Potter's Aunt in the Movies.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 Před rokem +129

    I have seen the extended cut online, and wow… I’ve never seen so many scantily clad strippers in a kids movie before… Only in the 90s lol

    • @goldencash4
      @goldencash4 Před rokem +13

      Link?

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Před rokem +6

      Lol. Sauce?

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +11

      That's some of what I miss a whole lot of from the 80's to the 90's eras. It was a time where you could have the ability to go in more creative directions than the small bubbles people have created now at days. Children are treated as if their fragile pieces of glass that can't handle any rough stuff at all instead of being the neive, yet strong enough, smaller people, that they have always been.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 Před rokem +12

      @@goldencash4 super mario bros morton jankel cut dvd
      It's in Internet Archive, I believe.

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 Před rokem

      Super Mario's hoe's

  • @megapizzadragon2397
    @megapizzadragon2397 Před rokem +68

    Now all they gotta do is make a game based on this movie.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +19

      I would love that, but unfortunately it wouldn't have the original cast voicing for it.😕

  • @racheledwards2352
    @racheledwards2352 Před rokem +34

    Bob Hoskins & Dennis Hopper were a terrific actors, SMB aside. RIP Bob Hoskins & Dennis Hopper

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 Před rokem +9

    this is like making a Megaman live-action movie with Sylvester Stallone as Megaman and the setting is the amazon jungle filled with mutants.

  • @ChibiFighter
    @ChibiFighter Před rokem +105

    Even as a weird-looking live-action practical effect Yoshi still is adorable also that pipe mattress sequence looks like fun I'm surprised that wasn't turned into a ride at Universal Studios

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 Před rokem +43

    Honestly, despite the movie flopping, I never really found it that bad.
    I remember watching it back when I was a kid during the late 2000s and thinking that it was somewhat alright.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před rokem +5

      Another good thing from this movie: The concept of an alternate dimension inhabited by people that evolved from dinosaurs could also possibly be the inspiration for the premise of Abaranger. So without this movie, we wouldn't have Power Rangers Dino Thunder.

  • @ChaosSepher
    @ChaosSepher Před rokem +10

    Weirdly enough the "meteor that killed the dinosaurs split the Earth into separate dimensions with one still populated by dinosaurs" would be used with the Super Sentai series Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger... and worked much better.

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid Před 4 měsíci +1

      At least Japan knows how to make crazy crap look good, lord knows they'd go onto make two more dino-themed Sentai series after Abaranger.

  • @governorboltz
    @governorboltz Před rokem +14

    I wrote an article a few years ago about disappointing film adaptations, and this was one of them. My favorite line was saying how the look on Bob Hoskins' face when he and Koopa start to merge was his soul leaving his body realizing he was in this movie in the first place.

  • @SasquaDash
    @SasquaDash Před rokem +115

    Being a huge Mario fan, I really hated this movie when I was younger. But now, I've kind of grown to love it. It's a complete train wreck of a movie, but it's a fascinating train wreck.
    Also, the Goombas in the movie were actually supposed to be Koopa Troopas, with early scripts even mentioning them having turtle shell-like armor, but they were eventually reclassified as "Goombas" during the many rewrites.

    • @doctorwyvern9992
      @doctorwyvern9992 Před rokem +7

      I think that would’ve also suited Dennis Hopper, only his should’ve had spikes as well.

    • @ShinGallon
      @ShinGallon Před rokem +20

      That's kind of the way I am with the 1994 Street Fighter movie. Is it a good adaptation of the game? Hell no, but now, looking back, I can appreciate it for it's own thing, and Raul Julia chewing the scenery is great in its own way. Very similar to how I feel about this movie.

    • @bZman
      @bZman Před rokem +6

      It is a beautiful trainwreck because it wasn't forced by the studio to be as bland as possible. It was allowed to be insane and weird.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Před rokem +8

      ​@@bZman
      Well the Trainwreck part came with all the rewrites, the involvement of Disney who added the horrible out-of-place soundtrack the fact the main cast was constantly angry and drunk (and hot because of the shooting location) Honestly the fact anyting even remotely usable came out of this whole thing is remarkable to me. It's a miracle the film came out in any way shape or form.

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 Před rokem +1

      @@ShinGallon lol what about the Double Dragon movie?

  • @jimtanner1689
    @jimtanner1689 Před rokem +114

    I saw this in the theater as a kid. Trust me it wasn't just adults wondering what the hell they were watching

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 Před rokem +15

      I know! At the same time I was kinda mesmerized at what I was seeing at the time too :)

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 Před rokem +6

      I remember VHS coming out and yeah being so confused. But still kinda had atheistic of the time

    • @talesofgore9424
      @talesofgore9424 Před rokem +4

      @@captaintoyota3171 Showtime and The Movie Channel would run these bad video game movies during daytime

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach Před rokem +5

      And we were running late and missed the first several minutes so I didn't even know about the animated intro and the egg scene.

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 Před rokem +1

      same

  • @cinegoth4144
    @cinegoth4144 Před rokem +15

    The garbage men are actually the enemies known as snifits. They are the ones in blue wearing the gas masks in the video games. It was a nice touch making them the ones to handle garbage.

  • @BloodTearer
    @BloodTearer Před 10 měsíci +7

    Before the directors were hired, in the script the Mario Bros were supposed to go to fantasy setting like in the games. When the directors came onboard, they hated the fantasy setting and made it cyberpunk. Their reasoning: they hate fantasy.

  • @slubberdagollian
    @slubberdagollian Před rokem +86

    I unironically love this movie, through the world's thickest nostalgia goggles.

  • @yourstrulyjohnnydollar8775
    @yourstrulyjohnnydollar8775 Před rokem +128

    Once I realized the crazy rage Bob Hoskins could bring to the screen, I felt so cheated by this movie. Forget Mario vs Koopa, I want The long Good Friday Hoskins to fight Frank Booth. And if one of them has to be dressed as a red plumber and the other is in a dinosaur costume, so be it.

  • @frenstcht
    @frenstcht Před rokem +31

    As a testicular cancer survivor, I approve of that joke.

    • @MrWesdotcom-WesWall
      @MrWesdotcom-WesWall Před 9 měsíci +5

      Congrats on surviving. Glad the world still has ya!

    • @marlonclark1896
      @marlonclark1896 Před 9 měsíci

      @@MrWesdotcom-WesWall good for him unlike my sister who lost her Battle with cancer

    • @MrWesdotcom-WesWall
      @MrWesdotcom-WesWall Před 9 měsíci

      @@marlonclark1896 My deepest condolences. Cancer is one of the worst things we deal with. I'm truly sorry.

  • @Aaron-zt5ee
    @Aaron-zt5ee Před rokem +6

    5:53 I’m glad you pointed this out. I’m fine with a Mario with an Italian accent but I’m getting tired of people under 30 complaining about the latest animated movie having an American accent.

  • @StanBrooks
    @StanBrooks Před rokem +21

    I've seen this movie a dozen times and just now realized that Toad was played by Mojo Nixon.

  • @Unholy_Holywarrior
    @Unholy_Holywarrior Před rokem +88

    i saw super mario bros in the theater in the 90s, i know it doesnt follow the game really, but ive always liked the movie. bob hoskins was a very underrated actor.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +11

      It actually follows a lot of the gameplay though, just with a futuristic twist, and an actual plot instead of just, "save the princess..".

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 Před rokem

      Same here, I even saw it in a one Picture theater in Glendale California at the time.
      I think they closed but it was quite the experience to watch that movie and the ninja turtles movie as well in that same theater which had a lot of history.
      Also I've just noticed something anyone remember the Mario with the Cape going across the screen before the dinosaur thing? Because the DVD in blue ray I've got don't show the Mario going across the screen from super Mario world on the SNES

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem

      Bob Hoskins was the best part of the movie, in spite of saying this was the WORST film he had ever been in.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Před rokem

      I like it the same way I like the first Judge Dredd movie. They are so separate from the source material that I cant help but love them as peak products of their time.

  • @3dpprofessor
    @3dpprofessor Před rokem +7

    33:46 I would have 100% been on board for link and donkey kong showing up for a smash bros cinematic universe cameo.

  • @skunkman9815
    @skunkman9815 Před 8 měsíci +4

    15:51 that’s not dino after-birth
    According to a deleted scene, there’s one guy who sneezes and koopa tricks him into sitting in the devo chair, then he de-evolves him into primordial ooze, so that stuff they’re slipping in is actually that guy’s primordial remains

  • @OrthodoxReview
    @OrthodoxReview Před rokem +14

    (For those who don't watch the whole video) Here's a fun fact. Here in Wilmington, North Carolina, where the movie was filmed we still have some of those sewer props in a local bar called the Barbary Coast, which was the bar featured in Blue Velvet, which also stared Dennis Hopper

  • @willmistretta
    @willmistretta Před rokem +13

    Honestly, I love this flick. It's a look back at the Wild West age of video game adaptations. Nowadays, we'd never get anything this twisted and "off model." These billion dollar IPs are effectively on creative lockdown and doomed to be eternally safe and unobjectionable going forward.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +2

      Yeah.😒 So glad I'm a kid haven grown up from the 80's.

    • @alf4fo
      @alf4fo Před rokem +2

      Spot on analysis I was expecting more from the new Mario movie but all I got was one big 90 minute commercial, it made me appreciate this movie more for it's creativeness and wackiness.

  • @Valenquill
    @Valenquill Před rokem +14

    I remember seeing this movie as a kid with my dad and we were both dumbfounded. Seeing it as an adult I have a new appreciation for it. The concept of Mario being in a Cyberpunk world was an interesting and cool idea.

  • @JoeyJ0J0
    @JoeyJ0J0 Před rokem +24

    I used to love this movie as a kid. Looking at it now, it's a creative idea with neat visuals . A cyberpunk Mario movie

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Před rokem +2

      I like it the same way I like the first Judge Dredd movie. They are so separate from the source material that I cant help but love them as peak products of their time.

    • @johnlawful2272
      @johnlawful2272 Před 2 měsíci

      Should be a game first maybe a robot villain

  • @MonsterKidCory
    @MonsterKidCory Před rokem +11

    As a kid... really, a young teenager... I found this oddly compelling as Baby's First Cyberpunk Movie. I mean, no, it wasn't the real Super Mario Bros. That was, and always will be, the Super Mario Bros. Super Show with Captain Lou Albano. But this was strange enough to be interesting in its own way. And a killer cover of "Walk the Dinosaur" on the soundtrack too.

  • @Carl-R
    @Carl-R Před rokem +58

    As a kid my mom got this for me on VHS and I always loved it. As I got older I knew it was weird and kid of seen as bad but I still loved it. Overall I never thought this was a “bad” movie.

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 Před rokem +3

      Right? As kids we attach memories to even horrible films so we can rewatch later and get emotional dopamine release. I remember going to rent vhs as well. 90s kids shoulda united instead we let world get depressingly worse

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu Před rokem +3

      I think the main problem is it's an awful Mario movie. If you just forget that single detail it's a lot of fun.
      My problem is I remember seeing it as a kid, as a Mario movie and just every single scene being like WTF is this?! It's a fascinating curiosity but not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination. I'd love to see that extended recut though.
      From what I've heard there is just a ton of unused stuff that they filmed and never used.

  • @clown599
    @clown599 Před rokem +86

    aaaannnd now i want a Al Pacino's Robotnick movie... thanks Brandon...

    • @rickyrackey7930
      @rickyrackey7930 Před rokem +2

      That casting honestly would have been awesome. He would gone amazingly with a Early 2000s CGI Sonic voiced by Jason Griffith.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem

      Al Pacino would have been a better choice than Jim Carrey just being Jim Carrey instead of a rotund, robot-obsessed mad scientist, which is what Robotnik is SUPPOSED TO BE!
      Seriously, look at other films Jim Carrey has been in, and tell me he's not playing the same dumb goofy-face-making yahoo he makes Robotnik into in the Sonic films.

    • @rickyrackey7930
      @rickyrackey7930 Před rokem

      @@johntheechidna1 Have you played more recent games? Eggman was also a complete chaotic doofus despite his intelligence.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem

      @@rickyrackey7930 Doesn't help that he's been playing second fiddle to every new bad guy Sonic Team comes up with.

    • @rickyrackey7930
      @rickyrackey7930 Před rokem

      @@johntheechidna1 Well, the franchise needs new villains. People are gonna get tired of Eggman at some point.

  • @HydraSpectre1138
    @HydraSpectre1138 Před rokem +2

    The dinosaur prologue was not supposed to have dialogue or narration.
    It was also going to be stock claymation footage from The Lost World (1925) instead of CD-i-style 2D animation.

  • @stornkolson
    @stornkolson Před rokem +16

    Surprised you didn't mention that Toad was played by rockabilly guy Mojo Nixon. Also, his band was called the toadliquors

  • @redbranchknight1059
    @redbranchknight1059 Před rokem +35

    Always felt this movie shared a world with the tank girl movie

    • @Valenquill
      @Valenquill Před rokem +4

      That makes a lot of sense. It would also have been an interesting crossover.

    • @meco1641
      @meco1641 Před rokem +3

      I randomly watched both of these movies recently - hard agree!

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor Před rokem +1

      The crossover we were so cruelly denied.

  • @v1de0gamr23
    @v1de0gamr23 Před rokem +11

    If Hollywood found a way to make a movie based on Battleship, I think they can contrive a movie based on Tetris 👍

  • @LadyAstarionAncunin
    @LadyAstarionAncunin Před rokem +14

    Even as someone who played Super Mario Bros. when it originally came out, I still love this movie. Say what you will, but the aesthetics, especially the fashion, were great. Whoever did costuming and hair was on their jobs. And I personally found Bob and John likable in their roles, whether they liked their roles or not. As much as Bob hated it, he could have sleep-walked through it (like Jennifer Lawrence or Val Kilmer in a franchise film), but he didn’t.

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 Před rokem +42

    The new Mario movie is almost out and it’s on Wednesday, at least. I enjoy the references that Brandon puts in the video.

  • @georgeowain
    @georgeowain Před rokem +30

    In the novelisation, Iggy, or Spike. I cant remember which, explains that the portal is too unstable for Koopa to safely march his army through all at once. And Daisy's stone is needed to properly stabilise it.

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach Před rokem +1

      I thought it was weird that the cave-in at the start of the film was enough to deter him and that he didn't just come back with some guys to dig it out. Also how did they know that the human side had been blasted open 20 years later, was somebody assigned to come over and check periodically if the tunnel had reopened?

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Před rokem

      Wait a fuck, there is a novelization?!

    • @ctaco5112
      @ctaco5112 Před rokem

      And they couldn’t have bothered explaining that in the movie?

  • @carsoncarolina2358
    @carsoncarolina2358 Před rokem +6

    This is the Mario movie from an alternate dimension where SEGA and Nintendo swapped personalities

  • @bigg7505
    @bigg7505 Před rokem +8

    Look, I loved this movie because John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins are some of my favorite actors! RIP Bob Hoskins... moment of silence for the loss of such an amazing actor.

  • @BrandonCroker
    @BrandonCroker Před rokem +9

    When all else fails, trust the almighty fungus.

  • @jamesabernethy7896
    @jamesabernethy7896 Před rokem +25

    I normally save these as workout videos but because of some health issues I've been falling behind. Strangely enough because of the chemotherapy I had for testicular cancer( and yes... I did find the joke funny) Your channel is one of the ones I watched a lot of at the time and it help keep my mind off things. I'll always remember sitting in the hospital waiting to be taken to the ward, watching your Godzilla videos. I've always enjoyed your channel but for at that time it was a massive help to me. There are plenty of people who enjoy your channel but for some people, at some point in their life it was a mental lifeline for them. I hope you know that.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +4

      Nice, and I pray and wish the best for you in the future of your health.👍

    • @jamesabernethy7896
      @jamesabernethy7896 Před rokem +3

      @@lolajaramillo4620 Thank you. Although I can understand why people would keep certain things private, I've always been open about what I went through then and what's happening now. Hopefully, it can help others to seek advice from Doctors in any situation or stay positive when something is happening to them. It's most likely something minor but the Doctors do want to check things out.

  • @RandomBros88
    @RandomBros88 Před rokem +8

    If somebody decided to animate that entire movie with the same style as the thumbnail of this video, I would pay you thousands. I know this movie is bad but it's still a guilty pleasure of mine, but I would love to see it animated!

  • @jamesbounds
    @jamesbounds Před rokem +12

    This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.

  • @Deckaio
    @Deckaio Před rokem +5

    Something funny: The actor playing Toad, Mojo Nixon, used his Goomba-form as his headshot on IMDB :D

  • @Makoto03
    @Makoto03 Před rokem +62

    So happy to see you cover the original Mario Bros Movie!!
    I hated it as a kid but looking back on it, it intrigues me by how off the mark it was. It has some 'So bad its good' quality to it, similar to the Street Fighter movie.

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW Před rokem +5

      I think Street Fighter is better overall, but I still loved both to death as a kid. Same with Sailor Moon (still love it).

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před rokem +1

      Street Fighter is extremely cheesy, but it’s better than this one.

  • @gyrrakavian
    @gyrrakavian Před rokem +7

    I for one would love to see a Metroid movie.
    Maybe Scapelli is this movie's version of Foreman Spike from _Wrecking Crew_ (one of Mario's other jobs before becoming a plumber).

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 Před rokem +1

      I always acknowledged the Foreman Spike as the origin of Wario.

  • @Adoniis101
    @Adoniis101 Před rokem +9

    I’m not gonna lie, I always loved the dancing goombas scene 😂😂

  • @tannerprice2018
    @tannerprice2018 Před rokem +39

    Fun fact, before hiring Rocky and Annabelle, the team at Nintendo almost hired Harold Ramis to direct the film. He was even a Mario fan, but they couldn’t go through with hiring him, so they hired Rocky and Annabelle out of desperation.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +9

      Sigh.😒 Not really a fun fact, but one that pulls me different ways. I love this movie for everything that it is, despite all the chaos with the filming for everyone, but I would have loved to see what Ramis would have with it.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem

      Hiring someone who actually played the games would have been better than those two idiots. How can you screw up so simple a formula so badly?! The 2023 film is closer to the source materiel than this film was!

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Před rokem +2

      I can imagine Ramis would at least make something far more enjoyable, especially since he probably would have at least played some of the games by then.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Před 11 měsíci

      Ramis later admitted that turning down the project was the smartest decision he ever made within the entertainment industry.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před 11 měsíci

      @@MrBlueSkyof1607 Still, since he actually PLAYED the Mario games, I think he would have been a better candidate to work on a Mario film, God rest his soul.

  • @kultur-vultur
    @kultur-vultur Před rokem +16

    The Kings in Mario 3 were always transformed into something and the wands you get change them back. So having the Mushroom King turned into a shroom in the movie holds water as a reference to the games the throne chair even was a nice touch. While it wasn't the Mario movie I wanted as a kid it was fun and entertaining I enjoyed it, I even had a Hoskins Mario action figure.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +1

      Aw, I would have loved action figures from this movie.😮

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 Před rokem +4

      @@lolajaramillo4620 They did make some. The commercials made the goombas look horrifying.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +1

      @@dansmith1661 Cool.😎 Came back to say that I was in middle school when this movie came out, and watched TV quite a bit. How did I miss the toy commercials?!

    • @brookswilliams5239
      @brookswilliams5239 Před rokem +1

      Aww man you just unlocked a childhood memory for me I had those action figures too the Mario Bros came with some makeshift gun that shot a plunger out 😅

  • @ramgladore
    @ramgladore Před rokem +3

    Bob Hoskins was a perfect Mario. The cherry on top of the poop Sunday. Leguizamo was the poop. He didn't even have a mustache! Dennis Hopper is also a great actor and I see he did his best. I can't be upset at a good actor when the blame clearly belonged with the directors.

  • @nullterm
    @nullterm Před rokem +7

    Funniest video on the planet is the one where Bob Hoskins explains how he found out from his kids Super Mario was a game, after he signed on. "I used to play King Lear."

  • @bobgunter9608
    @bobgunter9608 Před rokem +13

    Now I’m picturing in some other world what a sword and sorcery Zelda movie would’ve looked like at that time

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Před rokem +2

      There is one. It's called "Legend" (1985).

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem +2

      @@MrBlueSkyof1607 Just bring some pillows. Ridley Scott's pacing in the film will put you to sleep.

  • @mixofreak
    @mixofreak Před rokem +7

    Bad or not, I always find it entertaining.

  • @lordkaijux5262
    @lordkaijux5262 Před rokem +4

    21:52 Speaking of Nine Inch Nails, some of the fortresses in Super Mario World have mid-bosses where you fight those rhinoceros/triceratops-like enemies are named after Trent Reznor.

    • @that1individual273
      @that1individual273 Před rokem

      Do you know what song he uses in that clip? I can’t find it but it sounds like a banger.

    • @lamensa5
      @lamensa5 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@that1individual273happiness in slavery (remix) by Nine Inch Nails

    • @that1individual273
      @that1individual273 Před 11 měsíci

      @@lamensa5 Thanks dawg. Luckily I was able to find it a few weeks back. But thank you for responding regardless. 🤝

  • @Neyebureturns
    @Neyebureturns Před rokem +20

    After years, this review made me finally realize why Koopa's world is called Dinohattan.
    Because in the human world we called the city MAN-HATTAN

  • @ozark1981
    @ozark1981 Před rokem +2

    Captain Lou of WWF (yes I'm that old) was the voice/live action version of Mario in the TV Series, thought he did a great job.

  • @kinghoodofmousekind2906
    @kinghoodofmousekind2906 Před rokem +2

    04:27 that is more the plot of Turok than Mario. Now, that is a crossover I would not mind being attempted...Turok the Koopa Hunter!

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial Před rokem +29

    It's a fun movie especially with deleted scenes added, it's definitely not mortal kombat annihilation bad, it has charm. Also there's a sequel comic made by one of the writers that hasn't been worked on since 2015 so yeah.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 Před rokem +3

      I need to find this comic, as I did not know it existed, and have hoped for and wondered what a sequel for this movie would be..

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Před rokem +4

      @@lolajaramillo4620 it's not finished tho. I'll find a link.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před 11 měsíci

      Also, I have a theory that the movie's premise of the Earth being split into two alternate worlds, one in which dinosaurs are still the dominant species, was the inspiration for Bakuryū Sentai Abaranger.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 Před 9 měsíci

      I'll actually watch Annihilation again before I'd ever watch this again.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před rokem +27

    I actually visited the warehouse in Wilmington where the film took place. Even saw a Goomba suit. I still like this film for how crazy it is.

  • @diaborodevil3161
    @diaborodevil3161 Před rokem +5

    You are my favorite person to cover this for catching the electric vehicle detail I thought I was the only only person who did

  • @EddieC2000
    @EddieC2000 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I can tell you my experience with this movie. Born in 1981 so I grew up with Nintendo. I was 11 at the time it was released. Never was I so pumped to see a movie. My Mom took me to it she fell asleep she said it was so boring. I walked out of the movie scratching my head in confusion. I was on the verge of entering middle school and all of my friends watched it in the theater too. Jurassic Park came out not long after and everyone quickly forgot about this movie. As big a fanatic as me and my friends were about the video game the movie was so bad no one ever spoke of it again....and I mean ever.

  • @GNAWalker1992
    @GNAWalker1992 Před rokem +11

    It’s Brandon’s First Disney Cult Movie Review. Congratulations on reviewing the Super Mario Bros movie. It’s so rad.

    • @johntheechidna1
      @johntheechidna1 Před rokem +1

      In spite of the fact that it could have just as easily been a dystopian-parallel-dimension-with-lizard-people film without having "Super Mario Bros" slapped on it.
      Seriously, the games are about a brotherly duo of plumbers going through a colorful and whimsical world to rescue a princess from an evil turtle-dragon-wizard and his armies of turtles and fang-mouthed mushroom monsters...HOW HARD IS THAT TO FUCK UP?!
      Oh, right...this film did.

  • @mesarthim640
    @mesarthim640 Před rokem +10

    You forgot to say that Lena (Koopa's wife or something) is Aunt Petunia Durseley from Harry Potter ! And it's incredible to see that years after Mario she was still playing the exact same way !!

  • @t1mb0t
    @t1mb0t Před rokem +1

    "Sonic Plumbing - We flush what NINTEN-DON'T!" - Gold!

  • @L2000ism
    @L2000ism Před rokem +3

    Just noticed the blasters used by Mario , Luigi and Koopah look like the SNES Superscope

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Před rokem +7

    Yes that definitely fits the category of this movie is a secret pleasure of mines..

  • @soknightsam
    @soknightsam Před rokem +14

    Rented this movie a million times in the 90's. Also smoked a bunch of cigarettes dipped in nyquil back then. That may or may night explain my love of this movie

  • @jimtreebob2096
    @jimtreebob2096 Před rokem +3

    I’m kind of a half hearted defender of this movie. I appreciate how creative it is.

  • @thEannoyingE
    @thEannoyingE Před rokem +21

    Side note, a friend of mine did the Yoshi puppets for the film, when he wasn’t working on creature effects for Army of Darkness. As for the end credit sting, that actually started with Airplane! In 1980.

  • @MsLucyLu21
    @MsLucyLu21 Před 2 měsíci +2

    26:52 who's gonna tell him yoshi was a animatronic

  • @wesleybermingham9986
    @wesleybermingham9986 Před rokem +7

    If you disconnect this movie from the games, you can actually get a lot of enjoyment out of it.

  • @LAHFaust
    @LAHFaust Před rokem +5

    Gotta admit, Dinohatten is clever.

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy Před rokem +3

    Even the bad effects are fucking great for the time.

  • @wyrdwik4610
    @wyrdwik4610 Před rokem +3

    Pacino as robotnik would have been stellar casting 😂

    • @Deckotaocho
      @Deckotaocho Před rokem

      Would he required to have his dunkaccino

  • @frankf684
    @frankf684 Před rokem +2

    Filmed in the same concrete factory used for shredders hideout in TMNT.

  • @jasontheauralnaut7268
    @jasontheauralnaut7268 Před rokem +4

    Holy shit, I guess this picture doesn't really need fixing because Toad is Mojo Nixon!

  • @BrandonCroker
    @BrandonCroker Před rokem +6

    I still enjoy this bizarre flick…

  • @ranchosdelnorte
    @ranchosdelnorte Před rokem +3

    Can't believe that I never noticed until today that the voice of early 90's Mario is done by the person who plays the main guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. And not just the mustache that fooled me, their voices sound completely different. It was only for a split second where Mario sounded a bit gruff that I finally made the connection.