battle_tendency.mp4

Joey JoJo goes on a homoerotic adventure to save the entire universe probably.
Music:
Bloody Stream Pokemon Remix by Helvetica ( • Coda - Bloody Stream [... )
Eyes of Heaven OST - Ceasar's Theme
Pillar Men Theme Remix by Simsponill ( • JoJo Trap ▶ Awaken | P... )
Avalon Remix by Simpsonill ( • JoJo Dubstep ▶ The Ult... )

[@themightybullfrog]

Joseph telling Jotaro what happened when he was younger

[@Edgemender]

100% accurate

[@timoylumontad3920]

Jotaro: "Yare yare..."

[@markboyle1843]

"Let me sum it up for you in an-ee-may-shun

[@a.q.s6365]

Meanwhile they are in a falling plane

[@ginabrick5]

“Then I grabbed the flying bastard from his neck and threw him into space!”
“Yare yare daze.”

[@IBBX22I]

I love how Lisa Lisa's scarf is more animated than her

[@clammierboat5660]

Damn

[@uberfeel]

50% of budget went through that scarf

[@plvjhvj4219]

Lol

[@Wavgun3k]

50% for Lisa Lisa's scarf and 39% for Joseph's

[@GoranDaily]

Sams

[@jvl5379]

0:20
Honestly, if I was one of the Pillar Men, I would be vibin to my OST too.

[@vivekchannel4990]

True
Also is that a trap remix of the ost?

[@clocloking2243]

Sounds like the original to me

[@cankafal6930]

You used full grammar etc on this comment but since ur cringe u got low likes but still overrated likes

[@DragonDislikesApes]

@@cankafal6930 ngl saying cringe is kinda cringe and by saying this sentence I’m kinda cringe ik what ur gonna say

[@nicolasgeorgeou554]

@@DragonDislikesApes yea bro saying the word CrInGe is so cringe bro omg I'm so CrInGe and your so cringe and he is so cringe bro

[@artemissrijan473]

That stroheim part caught me off guard. 😂😂😂

[@peter_quill6347]

Lord german noises

[@Glaidy]

*Before Battle Tendency:* What the hell is going on?
*After Battle Tendency:* Ah, yeah, that makes sense now.

[@mysticnb3991]

So relatable

[@amosshredz]

I can agree after finishing part 2

[@malgai]

So true

[@_Yaruko]

yeah, that really makes... SANS.

[@dominic3855]

Same

[@mr.quackson5303]

This is how Old Joseph remembers battle tendency

[@Rikairiify]

Underrated comment

[@thebrandofepicness8378]

Yes

[@Royozo-nh5tq]

Shut up Deku!

[@mr.quackson5303]

@@Royozo-nh5tq 🤓

[@Royozo-nh5tq]

@@mr.quackson5303 You damn nerd

[@davidpro9616]

Scientists:Every dream has a meaning
My dreams:

[@KirbyLinkACW]

I mean, if you knkw the plot of Battle Tendency...

[@Emagin21]

You will learn HAMOONNNN

[@heathenly_aesthetic7233]

I love that he throws the dart, while still wide-eyed with confusion

[@bootstrap925]

is this how joseph remembers his youth when he goes senile

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

bootstrap925 Probably.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Daniel Sniderman The British one that kills the Aztec Gods of Fitness, sorry I mean the Pillar Men.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Daniel Sniderman ....Obviously.

[@isabellev9576]

Daniel Sniderman That’s because the video assumes you know about JoJo, mate. If you don’t, why the hell are you watching it anyways?

[@TsarofScars]

@Daniel Sniderman in that case, here's a recommendation from me: watch the show, you won't regret it, it's fucking hilarious

[@DeeDolp]

I hate how this is literally the plot of Battle Tendency

[@lizard_man4379]

Nice

[@lauren_her]

bacon_with_legs
I think you mean
B E R Y N I E S U

[@s4turnn524]

@@lauren_her SHIZA CHAN

[@loganbatis5573]

AYAYAYAYYYY

[@s4turnn524]

@Peta Parka ye

[@Vee-sr4sx]

Why did the beat drop just make this 200x better

[@Ultinstan5559]

5 years later and this masterpiece still gets recommended

[@nanako3681]

This is *literally* something only anime fans could understand clearly

[@Bos_Meong]

U mean *men*

[@Bos_Meong]

@William Irizarry true. I don't watch anime but i watch jojo

[@georgigeorgiev6183]

@@Bos_Meong same

[@flamingchickin]

i think you mean jobros

[@user-ej8bc6bd8r]

@@Bos_Meong same

[@Deadsphere]

Japanese: *_"CEEEEEEESSSSAAAAAR!"_*
English *_"oh no my salad is ruined"_*

[@avenne.4351]

SHIIIIZAAA

[@aethar2750]

Smiler Entertainment more like
How America sees themselves: "CEEEEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!"
How the rest of the world sees America: "oh no my salad is ruined."

[@bnashtay2278]

*SHIIIIIZAAAAAA!!!!*

[@TheChefBoo]

Is that an actual dub?

[@Deadsphere]

@@TheChefBoo Beats me.

[@tomasalexandrugrigore5770]

I love how Cars is a car and the pillarmen are pillars

[@zehydrix5834]

0:19 I love how Lisa Lisa just gets bloody yeeted from the muscle the pillermen are showing off

[@cinnamonflamingo]

Joseph and Suzie q: at restaurant
waiter: what will you have?
Suzie: a ceaser salad
Joseph: *bursts into tears*

[@Vahleh]

Rolago tomato Joseph begins to repeatedly punch his car

[@wyattburdick5936]

A cheasar salad

[@steampunkprodigy8596]

Rolago tomato I will take a chizza

[@steampunkprodigy8596]

I AM LOBSTAR and that punch will sound *WHAM!*

[@alastor8134]

Goes outside and pulls out von stroheims abdomen gun

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Joseph: Arms and legs move
Caesar: Legs move
Lisa Lisa: s c a r f

[@chicago1945]

*s* *c* *a* *r* *f*

[@whitehat8973]

The animation budget get worse

[@speartonatom9960]

@Silentbot _ yes officer, right over here

[@JavierDt019]

Lisa Lisa: T

[@wandererwisp4318]

-and hair

[@hworld9832]

That rendition of bloody stream was soooooo good.

[@NicholasVetter-sy8io]

Holly: Tell me a story :)
Joseph: once upon a time-
Holly: an *INTELLECTUAL* story
Joseph:

[@occi3746]

Me 2 years ago: *"What is he on?"*
Me now: *"Oh yeah that makes sense."*

[@arxei2436]

@Man with an Unusual Plan why is this so relatable to me?

[@Tyradominus2000]

2 years to see JoJo’s i see all in like a week yes i don’t have Life xD

[@occi3746]

@@Tyradominus2000 it didn't take me 2 years to watch it, I'm saying I watched this 2 years before I watched jojo. Also, parts take awhile to come out so :/

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

Same by me lol

[@mrNECROMON]

Same

[@waterhose216]

"Oh no my salad is ruined"
Hmm yes, the subtitles are working

[@AccountingDerek]

CAESAR SALAD IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

[@pokemonlorekeeper151]

XD

[@decaknight]

OH EGADS MY ROAST IS RUINED

[@Lounqx0]

Your next line is "Nani" Nani?! *proceeds to explode*

[@moonrock8831]

*LOUD GERMAN NOISES*

[@user-mrusen]

初手で面白さ１００点満点ｗｗｗ
もういきよいで笑いをとっているのがすごいいいｗｗｗｗ

[@I.Am.Terrible.At.Usernames]

Part 2 is actually the best part, you can't convince me otherwise

[@SK-kz5yx]

Before seeing jojo: wtf did I just watch?
After seeing jojo:...I mean your not wrong

[@JamesDel0610]

dude same

[@zepperisan]

this is exactly me when i watch jojo memes before i watch jojo, and now i'm a jotrash

[@nightsinget1408]

Lol same

[@e.nt1ty505]

It gets even better wit. Captions

[@trueaidooo]

But they are right

[@red-ci5ij]

before jojo i had no idea what the heck this is
but now
*but now*

[@nightsinget1408]

Yeah

[@luizotavio44]

it's sad the fact that before jojo you think this is made by a lunatic but after jojo it all starts making sense

[@t3rrablox582]

*BUT NOW*

[@Lowgami]

*B U T N O W*

[@petrafiedumn]

_B U T N O W_

[@Benito675]

0:13
"Oh no, it's the immortal Pillar men and their ruthless leader Cars!"

[@vernonandy9703]

Whoever made the subtitle is a legend

[@povertyeditor4898]

I can't be mad at this because this is how the actual story goes.

[@ASpongexd]

Blazing Beast xD

[@eikinel]

Except Joseph already has Caesar's bandana at the beginning of the video
Yeah I'm the annoying guy

[@ASpongexd]

fuck

[@Arkaeus04]

Yep in a nutshell

[@m3m3d_]

Blazing Beast ye lol

[@retr016]

Before watching Jojo: why is his head a car??
After watching Jojo: damn that's smart

[@ChewyAC]

Kars....more like C A R S

[@elbertloverez7754]

@@ChewyAC I mean, that's his original name.

[@Ikariswatchingyou]

+

[@goldendocsonic2012]

Not gonna lie, actually true

[@ehxthnzg6989]

CEASER DIED BECAUSE HE WAS RAN OVER BY K A R S

[@bucketofcereal3711]

You need to watch JoJo to understand this, afterwards you'll realize just how accurate it is

[@LoverofChildren]

this dude fr dropped an absolute masterpiece well ahead of it's time just to flex their animation skills

[@O.Reagano]

I love how Von Stroheim kept saluting even after being hit by a Kar.

[@sunshineandrei2569]

Nice

[@randomboi8269]

@@sunshineandrei2569 ?????

[@AoharuObby]

Yeah wot

[@Sprout330]

Watch at slowmotion guys

[@sunshineandrei2569]

Nice 2 electric boogaloo

[@piggyoinkoink6352]

Eventually, Cars stopped honking.

[@markortiz126]

Underrated comment

[@bigmonkey787]

As Cars sank to the bottom of the ocean, he never returned to the roads again.

[@gammabursta6915]

Piggy Oink Oink LOL

[@pseudosaccharine9891]

Nobody can hear you honk in space :)

[@defaultmate]

*NANI MY ENGINE IS FREEZING*

[@BlokProductions]

so glad i rediscovered these vids!

[@YouTubeIsCancer420]

This video is clearly *Made in Heaven!*

[@somedumbass3890]

How to watch an entire episode of Jojo without Crunchyroll.

[@bandanadee3029]

*part

[@LonesomeKrow]

Watching this video instead of actually watching Battle Tendency (Part 2) is the equivalent of cooking minute rice in under a minute.

[@valeskastigger4775]

The entire part

[@SVignette]

Entire part, not episode

[@stooie]

Hulu idk

[@tobithelost3263]

Basic Plot is: Two Brits with sun powers, an Italian with bubbles and a cyborg Nazi must stop the Aztec gods of fitness from becoming Shadow the hedgehog.

[@suresren]

Nice steal

[@tobithelost3263]

@@suresren thanks :^)

[@akihikosakurai4013]

Two brits with funny breathing powers*

[@name-di5gs]

thats JoJo in a nutshell

[@StridentBugle21]

This description is so accurate it's scary

[@D-A-V-I-D-_-D46]

'Так говорил Польнареф которого куда то сдуло"

[@user-dx2yp1kf9r]

Забавно что колонны и машина это люди из колон и Карс😂

[@zer0void733]

Idk why I'm just watching this so much plus I like how they were walking in the beginning plus battle tendency theme is so good

[@theinternetgenius880]

Me bfore watching JoJo: wtf is this
Me after watching part 2: yep, this is exactly what happened

[@shiuldea]

526 Likes

[@GlitchyYellow64]

690 likes

[@atha5782]

699 likes

[@diobrando1764]

1st *WRYYYYYY*

[@PoleHaus]

Need to watch it too

[@rifatbobos]

Waiting for :
**stardust_crusaders.mp4**
**diamond_is_unbreakable.mp4**
**golden_wind.mp4**
**stone_ocean.mp4**
**steel_ball_run.mp4**

[@meter.records]

and jojolion.mp4

[@St-ef9ru]

@@meter.records *jojolion.mp4* *

[@sekiro7645]

@@St-ef9ru JoJolion isn't even over

[@xano00]

correction: **vento_aureo.mp4**

[@zlowzloth]

piss_in_the_wind.mp4

[@Anubis-slayer]

this video was longer than phantom blood

[@O_maRyuto]

この動画3年近く探してたのに急におすすめされたｗ

[@echoz66]

No one:
Pillar men theme: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

[@xinoglin3045]

Yes indeed

[@femboy_wettuce4391]

Is the pillar men theme really just aztec dubstep

[@randomboi8269]

Sounds like ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆI ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ

[@astrorca]

GavsSixthSub actually, it is in some way Hindi music, not completely but most of it. (if it was a joke sorry-)

[@calman_129]

@@astrorca it is india music bc i am an indian

[@ppmusic1322]

I love how Wamuu and Esidisi are literal pillars and Kars is just a car

[@ThatGuy-zk6xl]

Well they are the pillar men

[@wyvern5890]

Helo I am kar

[@frostnone5128]

i feel like a dumbass lol, i was just thinking why does the middle pillar have a car for a head... then i realized

[@yuyukooyunda7476]

@@wyvern5890 ok cool

[@Marin_Karin]

Column Fellows

[@DieAndroids.ForGohan]

It's the Wilhelm scream

[@notyouraveragedunce7643]

This makes so much more sense after watching this part of the anime

[@demitv7958]

I hate the fact that I can tell who all of the pillar men are

[@oldmanhenderson1112]

stefanfr13 The poses, duh.

[@steeledminer616]

I'm just mad because they are literally "Pillar" Men

[@StarshadowMelody]

Except Kars. He's a car.

[@cucabeludo9342]

stefanfr13 Poses and who died first

[@Odinsday]

For Esidisi, he should have put the ACDC logo.

[@gizmorazaar]

Lisa Lisa plays just as much of a part in this video as she does in actual Battle Tendency.

[@rubi3050]

Hey she provided us with joseph saying NICEEEE

[@saiyanfang1047]

@@rubi3050 she provided us with Joseph

[@Capta1nTD]

To be fair without her training they'd all be dead

[@saiyanfang1047]

without lisa lisa Joseph wouldn't have been born

[@ShadowEclipse777]

@@saiyanfang1047 good point

[@avaj9433]

Pov: You're a JJBA Main character

[@Drippso]

Perfection at its finest ;)

[@BrownieKuma72]

A "fist of the north star" meme INSIDE a jojo meme? No human should know such power.

[@Komegatze]

BrownieKuma72 nani isnt specifically a fist of the north star meme, NANI just means what, have you even watched jojo?

[@BrownieKuma72]

Omegakatze And have you actually seen FNS? That exact "nani" is from the show.

[@Therandomuser-dc8fv]

Not only that, his head blows up, which happened to the villains who stepped in the protagonist’s way,(as in the fist of the North Star, not in Jojo).

[@Rus-nu9li]

BrownieKuma72 Aren't they the same thing???

[@birdexmachina9965]

Jojo is a Fist of the North Star reference

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh429]

*Caesar dies*
Captions: *oh no my salad is ruined*

[@AbdelRahmanZak]

Not the salad ;(

[@kosakukawajiri16]

Caesar Salad....

[@kakateboi42]

69 likesssshizzzzzaaaaaaaaaa

[@zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502]

What will I eat now? :(

[@blahachan3692]

@@zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502 oooo Polaczek widzę

[@rotcivnula8393]

Just finished rewatching part 2, this is a very accurate summary

[@Emir1sPrO]

Song be going FIRE

[@jcdenton4534]

0:17
Me and the boys after snorting Smarties.

[@thetau4866]

I did this and it was legit fun

[@Ranger_Retro]

When the teacher wants Three Strong Men.

[@plang242]

*Gionro in the distance getting his piano*

[@josephjoestar3738]

I smoked smarties Maybe once or twice I snorted but yeah

[@foxybox1279]

And your mom is joseph

[@archive676]

when i first saw this I didn't watch JoJo at the time, looking back now this makes *too much sense*

[@clair3taylor156]

Assf SAME HERE FAM AND ITS GREAT

[@toast1tv545]

Same, glad I watch Jojo...

[@ThatCrazyKid0007]

literally watched part two because of this video and I fucking loved it

[@thereisnico]

Same i just get recommended this video a month ago and here i am proud of this community

[@aleksijuhola7071]

Absolutely the same thing here

[@OMartinez91]

6 years later and it still cracks me up

[@HARDK8]

Amazing masterpiece

[@chilly7605]

Me : Mom can we have battle tendency?
Mom : We have battle tendency at home
Battle tendency at home :

[@momogasi7930]

EnderMattCol 346 I don’t see the problem

[@lavodnas7899]

This *IS* battle tendency

[@baosith8078]

@@lavodnas7899 Korega...
Battle Tendency...
*_Da_*

[@user-xz8id3ob8x]

Гигигага

[@user-xz8id3ob8x]

Даже лучше бл

[@falllenshadow]

Glad I watched the entire series just so memes like this have context.

[@falcon5178]

watching stuff like this before and after is fun too

[@carlos-zy7vx]

i started watching it for the memes but now i actually love it :v

[@awesomearsam1890]

I'm at the start of Part 4 now. started to watch to get the memes, but am enjoying it so much

[@thatjojolesbian]

I just finished diamond and all my emotions broke and I don’t have the capacity to watch golden wind yet
I’ve seen the character designs on vine comps and I just don’t know how to process all of this

[@carlos-zy7vx]

@@thatjojolesbian Part 5 is my favourite yet, youre gonna love the main antagonist. and all of the members of the gang finally feel useful instead of just having the jojo do all the work

[@rag_lol]

Joseph: "oh no my salad is ruined!!!"
Caesar: 🗿🗿🗿

[@gowtham8909]

just finished battle tendency and the algorithm showed its work.

[@inksansplays3556]

Joseph: runs normally
Caesar:runs weird
Lisa lisa: T

[@michaellyant]

Hehehehe

[@Monamona_207]

As always, showing dominance

[@johnnyjoestar6444]

Lisa Lisa: ^
|

[@ryanhernandez1877]

caeser should be t-posing heh heh

[@peterqueally1144]

Pillar men just out there being intimidating

[@ZekromRocks]

My fucking sides have just joined Kars in space.

[@TheSupergamer300Show]

My sides fucking exploded like Okuyasu's.

[@HellishSpoon]

My sides have become kakyoin.

[@mr.yolitz4038]

ZekromRocks Oh hey, an actual good joke in these comments.

[@SlowtownSloth]

My sides just got Gyro'd.

[@mpiernik8386]

lmao

[@ltsora6276]

this video is insanely funny with context but without context it must be utterly incomprehensible

[@capeletini_1]

a piece of art

[@Plarkrld]

let's play rock paper SHIIIIIZZZZAA
but remember rock beats ceaser

[@ArturoLopez-ly2pn]

I hate you and I hate the fact that I laughed at this

[@snooticus4988]

Arturo Lopez Same

[@rottenred00000]

_why_

[@0uryuken260]

@@ArturoLopez-ly2pn well i do

[@duckysderpyness]

Perfect

[@maybeimjustsalty7179]

I love how Lisa Lisa just dies as the pillarmen are introduced

[@diobrando8403]

I agree with you

[@broskei]

(ahem) *carman and pillarmen*

[@chiefdonk620]

@@broskei Car,Heat boi,windmill

[@Miindsset]

Pog

[@xpertbeezy2360]

Ceasar*

[@greenavmshorts9335]

Kars and the *Pillar Men* the perfect life-forms

[@ulischmidt03]

I don't think I will ever watch a video without closed captions on ever again

[@kelpo9699]

if Kars' head was lightning mcqueen, it wouldve been 10x better

[@Camo-un8ee]

Hes a period accurate car though

[@lolcat1382]

Camo15590 i don’t think there were cars in the aztec times

[@DeltaFidelias]

oooooooooohhhhh.....
It took me way too long to figure out why Kars' head was, well...

[@superultrainstinctbroly4791]

Kira McQueen, bitez za asphalt

[@chrryblossom3886]

Super Ultra Instinct Broly stop

[@thehumoriority2859]

real: CEASER!!!!!
anime:SHIZAAAAAAAAAA!!!
captions: *oh no,my salad is ruined*

[@declancheong8836]

Freiza

[@darthphantomilus3922]

Why does it say oh no my salad is ruined?

[@RealEmbii]

*C A E S A R S A L A D*

[@Kodoorenji]

@@darthphantomilus3922 Because of Caeser salad

[@seen404]

@@RealEmbii yes

[@felixlewis117]

This is an incredibly accurate summary

[@blackosprey2219]

And this is why part 2 is my favorite.

[@Archomir]

How to summarize 16 episodes of 20 minutes each in only 52 seconds

[@armormakes]

Archomir “26 episodes”

[@sovietvirus9270]

Armormakes It is 16, cuz the first 10 are Phantom Blood, not Battle Tendency .

[@armormakes]

Soviet Virus true I forgot about that sorry

[@isabellev9576]

Daniel Sniderman It, uh, is. It’s based off of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is a manga that was adapted into an anime by David Productions, mate.

[@Jack_Woods]

It really skipped the first few episodes where the characters are introduced and they meet each other, and it just explains the events from like episode 09 onward

[@spaceboi1472]

*_Category: Science and Technology_*

[@pawelubacha2426]

German science is world's greatest
Edit: Trust only edited comments

[@KarlCwpd0]

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLDS GREATEST!!!

[@SomeRandomWWW.comUser]

BRAAAKAMOROCHAN (Sorry for bad writing)

[@notaweeb4177]

*YOU UTTER FOOL*

[@emblemblade9245]

*SEKAI ICHI*

[@thewaitinggame1945]

Joseph: CEAAAAASEEERR
The subtitles: oh no my salad is ruined

[@mooncl1p]

This got me into Jojos, now i understand everything

[@twopeopleacc1895]

Joesph: CEASAAAAAA
Subtitles: Oh no my salad is ruined

[@FishOil_]

I'm sure you'd have the same reaction when your caesar salad is ruined by a giant rock

[@SomeGuyInTheNet]

lol

[@zayyanhakim747]

@@SomeGuyInTheNet dio!

[@SomeGuyInTheNet]

Can u be my new roda rola next time. U know cuz your pfp is a train

[@michaeloverton04]

That's still fucking funny.

[@artorias8125]

*_B R A K A M O N O G A -_*

[@bestiez9083]

Wasn't it BAKA WORO GA!

[@user-lz8dg6fh2e]

рррррррррррррррррррррррррррррррррпппппппппппппппппппппппппппоооооооооооооооооооооооооооррррррррррррррррррррррррррппппппппппппппппппппппппллллллллллллллллллллллтттттттттттттттттттттттллллллллллллллллллллллллллллддддддддддддддддддхххххххххххххххххххххзззззззззззззззззззщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшгггггггггг

[@Murtaza2805]

ELSGK5612 it’s officially braka mono ga and it means you utter fool and i wanna tell you something: BRAKAMONOGAAAA

[@Natewu188]

@@Murtaza2805 it's actually BAKA MONO GA

[@jkfgvgd]

DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAIICHI

[@yurisillybanana]

this is wonderful 👏

[@7evenZee]

Strohiem: says anything
Subtitles: *loud german noises*

[@killmeplease5442]

*"BRAKA MONOGA GERMAN SCIENCE IS DE GREATEST IN ZA WORLD"*
Rudol Von Stroheim-

[@jacket2425]

-and JoJo never met again

[@ADC2309]

ZEKAI ICHI

[@the25fpsmaster24]

HECK 666 LIKES

[@drjay7596]

Brrrrraka monoga, doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi

[@pepebotellas4781]

Ceasar: dies
Joseph in the anime: cries and scream
In this video: oh no, anyway

[@gabbagooba298]

nobody commented?

[@pepebotellas4781]

LoopHole In a Box nope :)

[@TraffyPaw]

Kaarrrsss

[@shiny4421]

Kar

[@stonkswither9985]

@@shiny4421 kar

[@oltimatedragon4830]

This is quite accurate for battle tendency

[@themangomanjuice]

Very wholesome video and animation.

[@diovanyt999]

Dub: CEASAR
Subtitles: *"Oh no my salad is ruined"*
-Joseph Joestar

[@ilikechickens8679]

Omg so true lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[@mentothedoge2793]

@@ilikechickens8679 dammmnnn you laugh out loud a lot

[@setsers1]

😆

[@ilikechickens8679]

@@mentothedoge2793 my friends laugh of my laugh everytime its so frickin loud

[@juslennyuntai7624]

You're right LMAO

[@papyrustheskeleton4204]

Plot twist : Joseph’s stand is actually Killer Queen, that “bop” on Kars’ “nose” was to transform him into a bomb to explode him

[@fireblast133]

I actually kinda like in part 8. We take basically ‘what if Yoshikage Kira was a JoJo?’

[@roycepaisen699]

Killa QueenHas touch the reply bar

[@wintyyy_]

@@fireblast133 I think you mean part 4

[@fireblast133]

General Grievous no I mean part 8. Yoshikage Kira was in part 8, had a variant on Killer Queen, and is technically descended from Johnny Joestar. He also has a much more Jotaro mindset.
Variations include:
Anyone can see the explosions
He can summon multiple sheer heart attacks at once, and at varying sizes. He uses this to blow up blood clots from within an artery at least once.
He can more directly control sheer heart attack, it doesn’t act automatically.

[@wintyyy_]

@@fireblast133 Oh, my bad. I've only read up to stone ocean, so i thought you were talking about part 4.

[@BulkBoganOfficial]

You know... I first saw this year's ago, not understanding... now I understand completely. How dare you sum up an entire season down into a couple minutes

[@ayeboi7011]

Have you ever thought how Elon Musk is Joseph Joestar?
They both sent cars to space.

[@jaredhettenhouser4652]

nice

[@kyrosi1490]

It's too good man

[@mackback319]

I

[@ym3no]

w

[@donpepe8440]

I'm going to steal this

[@MegaMGstudios]

I watched this before I watched JoJo, never could I imagine just how accurate this is

[@jamil_viper_mybeloved]

Same

[@regachi6554]

Same cryed 3 times

[@aniziocarlos8083]

Yes

[@jvgorg2642]

Me too

[@IEmToaster1321]

I saw the JoJo part and then this and yeah this is totally accurate

[@lornaseamans1903]

I’m crying it’s so good

[@loki7649]

it gets better every time i see it

[@eddieceo]

took me a solid 20 seconds to realize he has a car for a head because his name is "Kars"
I laughed.

[@desuordie4856]

Dont worry friend I did the same thing with Kars and the Pillar men

[@HaohmaruHL]

fucking quack is dumb his name is Cars. It's just that shitty murican localizators renamed him to edgy Kars to avoid trademark issue. A cheesy and lame attempt.

[@Land07]

Haohmaru HL Getting all worked up over a word that is literally pronouced the same way regardless of the C or K.

[@NoblePunk]

Took you 20 seconds
Took me finding this comment

[@Gamsterjeff600]

fucking quack is dumb Same here

[@Viuji_.]

"This is how araki remembers battle tendency."

[@Alex_White2010]

The Shadow Raider The Shuckmiester will be mad at you for making fun of Araki' s work

[@Gr8wizardofAus]

@@Alex_White2010 nah you mean hamon beat right

[@user-gh5iv3sb1o]

This is how Araki make a Battle tendency

[@zapthebird8141]

Apparently Araki has fever dreams of every part that was made 7 or more years ago ;-;

[@Gr8wizardofAus]

@@zapthebird8141 the only part that is clear to him is stardust crusaders

[@brianale1094]

Espectacular 👍

[@zacharythompson7311]

Scary how close this is to the real deal

[@JustinY.]

"Hey Joseph, how did you get that metal arm of yours?"
Joseph:

[@almogz9486]

oh its justin y replying to 2 year old videos

[@val8389]

yep its him.

[@Velvezz]

Yo you didnt got thousand of like
I win again

[@basement_gremlin2577]

ayy i finally saw a recent comment from you

[@ashzty]

Damn

[@PootisPlayer]

"Tsugi ni omae wa: Nani?! To yu!"
"Nani?!"
*kars_explosion.mp4*

[@Cracker_Smacker]

Pootis Player "Tsugi ni omae wa mou shindeiru"

[@Captain_Bottles]

*Kars_accident.jpg*

[@cvelo5987]

sugi ni omae wa "NANI" , touyou*

[@PootisPlayer]

i am certain that multiple interpretations of the quote exist and this is the most accurate so far
japanese use T for things like 'Tsugi'
so yeah i'm certain you aren't a descendent of the japanese race
to further add, this was in the romaji quote IN-GAME when Joseph actually says it
and finally, i'm pretty sure this is just a comment that shouldn't be taken into the highest regard of attempting to correct it when it's just a dumb yet funny meme that people are going to enjoy
so yeah, i think i've made my point since *Joseph is my favorite JoJo*

[@Vokoca]

Jinzama
..... is this some super advanced sarcasm I'm not seeing? Pootis Player is right; maybe except for iu at the end instead of yu (could also be yuu, which you theoretically can transcribe as yu too, even though it's not as accurate).