battle_tendency.mp4
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- čas přidán 22. 10. 2017
- Joey JoJo goes on a homoerotic adventure to save the entire universe probably.
Music:
Bloody Stream Pokemon Remix by Helvetica ( • Coda - Bloody Stream [... )
Eyes of Heaven OST - Ceasar's Theme
Pillar Men Theme Remix by Simsponill ( • JoJo Trap ▶ Awaken | P... )
Avalon Remix by Simpsonill ( • JoJo Dubstep ▶ The Ult... ) - Věda a technologie
Joseph telling Jotaro what happened when he was younger
100% accurate
Jotaro: "Yare yare..."
"Let me sum it up for you in an-ee-may-shun
Meanwhile they are in a falling plane
“Then I grabbed the flying bastard from his neck and threw him into space!”
“Yare yare daze.”
*Before Battle Tendency:* What the hell is going on?
*After Battle Tendency:* Ah, yeah, that makes sense now.
So relatable
I can agree after finishing part 2
So true
yeah, that really makes... SANS.
Same
0:20
Honestly, if I was one of the Pillar Men, I would be vibin to my OST too.
True
Also is that a trap remix of the ost?
Sounds like the original to me
You used full grammar etc on this comment but since ur cringe u got low likes but still overrated likes
@@cankafal6930 ngl saying cringe is kinda cringe and by saying this sentence I’m kinda cringe ik what ur gonna say
@@DragonDislikesApes yea bro saying the word CrInGe is so cringe bro omg I'm so CrInGe and your so cringe and he is so cringe bro
That stroheim part caught me off guard. 😂😂😂
Lord german noises
is this how joseph remembers his youth when he goes senile
bootstrap925 Probably.
Daniel Sniderman The British one that kills the Aztec Gods of Fitness, sorry I mean the Pillar Men.
Daniel Sniderman ....Obviously.
Daniel Sniderman That’s because the video assumes you know about JoJo, mate. If you don’t, why the hell are you watching it anyways?
@Daniel Sniderman in that case, here's a recommendation from me: watch the show, you won't regret it, it's fucking hilarious
This is how Old Joseph remembers battle tendency
Underrated comment
Yes
Shut up Deku!
@@Royozo-nh5tq 🤓
@@mr.quackson5303 You damn nerd
Scientists:Every dream has a meaning
My dreams:
I mean, if you knkw the plot of Battle Tendency...
You will learn HAMOONNNN
I love that he throws the dart, while still wide-eyed with confusion
Japanese: *_"CEEEEEEESSSSAAAAAR!"_*
English *_"oh no my salad is ruined"_*
SHIIIIZAAA
Smiler Entertainment more like
How America sees themselves: "CEEEEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!"
How the rest of the world sees America: "oh no my salad is ruined."
*SHIIIIIZAAAAAA!!!!*
Is that an actual dub?
@@TheChefBoo Beats me.
I love how Lisa Lisa's scarf is more animated than her
Damn
50% of budget went through that scarf
Lol
50% for Lisa Lisa's scarf and 39% for Joseph's
Sams
Why did the beat drop just make this 200x better
5 years later and this masterpiece still gets recommended
Joseph and Suzie q: at restaurant
waiter: what will you have?
Suzie: a ceaser salad
Joseph: *bursts into tears*
Rolago tomato Joseph begins to repeatedly punch his car
A cheasar salad
Rolago tomato I will take a chizza
I AM LOBSTAR and that punch will sound *WHAM!*
Goes outside and pulls out von stroheims abdomen gun
Before seeing jojo: wtf did I just watch?
After seeing jojo:...I mean your not wrong
dude same
this is exactly me when i watch jojo memes before i watch jojo, and now i'm a jotrash
Lol same
It gets even better wit. Captions
But they are right
I love how Cars is a car and the pillarmen are pillars
0:19 I love how Lisa Lisa just gets bloody yeeted from the muscle the pillermen are showing off
before jojo i had no idea what the heck this is
but now
*but now*
Yeah
it's sad the fact that before jojo you think this is made by a lunatic but after jojo it all starts making sense
*BUT NOW*
*B U T N O W*
_B U T N O W_
"Oh no my salad is ruined"
Hmm yes, the subtitles are working
CAESAR SALAD IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
XD
OH EGADS MY ROAST IS RUINED
Your next line is "Nani" Nani?! *proceeds to explode*
*LOUD GERMAN NOISES*
That rendition of bloody stream was soooooo good.
初手で面白さ100点満点www
もういきよいで笑いをとっているのがすごいいいwwww
Me 2 years ago: *"What is he on?"*
Me now: *"Oh yeah that makes sense."*
@Man with an Unusual Plan why is this so relatable to me?
2 years to see JoJo’s i see all in like a week yes i don’t have Life xD
@@Tyradominus2000 it didn't take me 2 years to watch it, I'm saying I watched this 2 years before I watched jojo. Also, parts take awhile to come out so :/
Same by me lol
Same
I hate how this is literally the plot of Battle Tendency
Nice
bacon_with_legs
I think you mean
B E R Y N I E S U
@@lauren_her SHIZA CHAN
AYAYAYAYYYY
@Peta Parka ye
Part 2 is actually the best part, you can't convince me otherwise
0:13
"Oh no, it's the immortal Pillar men and their ruthless leader Cars!"
Joseph: Arms and legs move
Caesar: Legs move
Lisa Lisa: s c a r f
*s* *c* *a* *r* *f*
The animation budget get worse
@Silentbot _ yes officer, right over here
Lisa Lisa: T
-and hair
Before watching Jojo: why is his head a car??
After watching Jojo: damn that's smart
Kars....more like C A R S
@@ChewyAC I mean, that's his original name.
+
Not gonna lie, actually true
CEASER DIED BECAUSE HE WAS RAN OVER BY K A R S
so glad i rediscovered these vids!
Idk why I'm just watching this so much plus I like how they were walking in the beginning plus battle tendency theme is so good
This is *literally* something only anime fans could understand clearly
U mean *men*
@William Irizarry true. I don't watch anime but i watch jojo
@@Bos_Meong same
i think you mean jobros
@@Bos_Meong same
Eventually, Cars stopped honking.
Underrated comment
As Cars sank to the bottom of the ocean, he never returned to the roads again.
Piggy Oink Oink LOL
Nobody can hear you honk in space :)
*NANI MY ENGINE IS FREEZING*
Аххаха, какой юморист делал русские субтитры, моё уважение
понимаю,тоже наткнулся только сейчас
Про Ашан топ и про быкует хд.
Говорят Американские тож мемные (не британские)
@@Sozdik_tvorez там где умер цезарь у англов в субтитрах.
О нет мой утренний салат пропал!
Я как раз искал кто про это говорит
@@user-qb8gx6up6e о нет мой салат испорчен*
их убрали
((
this dude fr dropped an absolute masterpiece well ahead of it's time just to flex their animation skills
I can't be mad at this because this is how the actual story goes.
Blazing Beast xD
Except Joseph already has Caesar's bandana at the beginning of the video
Yeah I'm the annoying guy
fuck
Yep in a nutshell
Blazing Beast ye lol
Me bfore watching JoJo: wtf is this
Me after watching part 2: yep, this is exactly what happened
526 Likes
690 likes
699 likes
1st *WRYYYYYY*
Need to watch it too
'Так говорил Польнареф которого куда то сдуло"
Забавно что колонны и машина это люди из колон и Карс😂
この動画3年近く探してたのに急におすすめされたw
Glad I watched the entire series just so memes like this have context.
watching stuff like this before and after is fun too
i started watching it for the memes but now i actually love it :v
I'm at the start of Part 4 now. started to watch to get the memes, but am enjoying it so much
I just finished diamond and all my emotions broke and I don’t have the capacity to watch golden wind yet
I’ve seen the character designs on vine comps and I just don’t know how to process all of this
@@thatjojolesbian Part 5 is my favourite yet, youre gonna love the main antagonist. and all of the members of the gang finally feel useful instead of just having the jojo do all the work
I love how Von Stroheim kept saluting even after being hit by a Kar.
Nice
@@sunshineandrei2569 ?????
Yeah wot
Watch at slowmotion guys
Nice 2 electric boogaloo
Whoever made the subtitle is a legend
You need to watch JoJo to understand this, afterwards you'll realize just how accurate it is
I love how Wamuu and Esidisi are literal pillars and Kars is just a car
Well they are the pillar men
Helo I am kar
i feel like a dumbass lol, i was just thinking why does the middle pillar have a car for a head... then i realized
@@wyvern5890 ok cool
Column Fellows
How to summarize 16 episodes of 20 minutes each in only 52 seconds
Archomir “26 episodes”
Armormakes It is 16, cuz the first 10 are Phantom Blood, not Battle Tendency .
Soviet Virus true I forgot about that sorry
Daniel Sniderman It, uh, is. It’s based off of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is a manga that was adapted into an anime by David Productions, mate.
It really skipped the first few episodes where the characters are introduced and they meet each other, and it just explains the events from like episode 09 onward
Just finished rewatching part 2, this is a very accurate summary
This makes so much more sense after watching this part of the anime
Waiting for :
**stardust_crusaders.mp4**
**diamond_is_unbreakable.mp4**
**golden_wind.mp4**
**stone_ocean.mp4**
**steel_ball_run.mp4**
and jojolion.mp4
@@meter.records *jojolion.mp4* *
@@St-ef9ru JoJolion isn't even over
correction: **vento_aureo.mp4**
piss_in_the_wind.mp4
when i first saw this I didn't watch JoJo at the time, looking back now this makes *too much sense*
Assf SAME HERE FAM AND ITS GREAT
Same, glad I watch Jojo...
literally watched part two because of this video and I fucking loved it
Same i just get recommended this video a month ago and here i am proud of this community
Absolutely the same thing here
6 years later and it still cracks me up
Perfection at its finest ;)
No one:
Pillar men theme: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Yes indeed
Is the pillar men theme really just aztec dubstep
Sounds like ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆI ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ
GavsSixthSub actually, it is in some way Hindi music, not completely but most of it. (if it was a joke sorry-)
@@astrorca it is india music bc i am an indian
Me : Mom can we have battle tendency?
Mom : We have battle tendency at home
Battle tendency at home :
EnderMattCol 346 I don’t see the problem
This *IS* battle tendency
@@lavodnas7899 Korega...
Battle Tendency...
*_Da_*
Гигигага
Даже лучше бл
This video is clearly *Made in Heaven!*
Amazing masterpiece
A "fist of the north star" meme INSIDE a jojo meme? No human should know such power.
BrownieKuma72 nani isnt specifically a fist of the north star meme, NANI just means what, have you even watched jojo?
Omegakatze And have you actually seen FNS? That exact "nani" is from the show.
Not only that, his head blows up, which happened to the villains who stepped in the protagonist’s way,(as in the fist of the North Star, not in Jojo).
BrownieKuma72 Aren't they the same thing???
Jojo is a Fist of the North Star reference
Lisa Lisa plays just as much of a part in this video as she does in actual Battle Tendency.
Hey she provided us with joseph saying NICEEEE
@@rubi3050 she provided us with Joseph
To be fair without her training they'd all be dead
without lisa lisa Joseph wouldn't have been born
@@saiyanfang1047 good point
wow its been five years since i watched this, thats crazy
Превосходная анимация, превосходный сценарий, превосходный канал)))
0:17
Me and the boys after snorting Smarties.
I did this and it was legit fun
When the teacher wants Three Strong Men.
*Gionro in the distance getting his piano*
I smoked smarties Maybe once or twice I snorted but yeah
And your mom is joseph
Basic Plot is: Two Brits with sun powers, an Italian with bubbles and a cyborg Nazi must stop the Aztec gods of fitness from becoming Shadow the hedgehog.
Nice steal
@@suresren thanks :^)
Two brits with funny breathing powers*
thats JoJo in a nutshell
This description is so accurate it's scary
Very wholesome video and animation.
And this is why part 2 is my favorite.
How to watch an entire episode of Jojo without Crunchyroll.
*part
Watching this video instead of actually watching Battle Tendency (Part 2) is the equivalent of cooking minute rice in under a minute.
The entire part
Entire part, not episode
Hulu idk
Have you ever thought how Elon Musk is Joseph Joestar?
They both sent cars to space.
nice
It's too good man
I
w
I'm going to steal this
a piece of art
Song be going FIRE
I feel honored that I understand such a complex meme
Edit 8/20/19: I am also honored that I have inherited Lisa Lisa's name.
Edit 1/28/20: where the hell is my stone ocean
Nani Lisa Lisa!!!
Ikr
Tsugi ni omae wa
NANI?!?
to iu!
watch with captions
Me too
I hate the fact that I can tell who all of the pillar men are
stefanfr13 The poses, duh.
I'm just mad because they are literally "Pillar" Men
Except Kars. He's a car.
stefanfr13 Poses and who died first
For Esidisi, he should have put the ACDC logo.
it gets better every time i see it
It's the Wilhelm scream
*Caesar dies*
Captions: *oh no my salad is ruined*
Not the salad ;(
Caesar Salad....
69 likesssshizzzzzaaaaaaaaaa
What will I eat now? :(
@@zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502 oooo Polaczek widzę
Joesph: CEASAAAAAA
Subtitles: Oh no my salad is ruined
I'm sure you'd have the same reaction when your caesar salad is ruined by a giant rock
lol
@@SomeGuyInTheNet dio!
Can u be my new roda rola next time. U know cuz your pfp is a train
That's still fucking funny.
This got me into Jojos, now i understand everything
i saw this a few years ago and didnt understand, i watched jojo and now i understand this
and bruh, its so accurate
Can't believe you would just shamelessly reupload the entire second season like this.
Forgot the Santana hair trick. Very disappoint.
a drunken squirrel This user found a new uploading trick! JoJo fans hate him!
*this looks like the work of an enemy stand*
Not to be a [Cyborg] Nazi about this, but Battle Tendency actually is technically part of the first season of the anime.
@@Pokemonleafmon **inhale**
O h
if Kars' head was lightning mcqueen, it wouldve been 10x better
Hes a period accurate car though
Camo15590 i don’t think there were cars in the aztec times
oooooooooohhhhh.....
It took me way too long to figure out why Kars' head was, well...
Kira McQueen, bitez za asphalt
Super Ultra Instinct Broly stop
this is wonderful 👏
This is quite accurate for battle tendency
real: CEASER!!!!!
anime:SHIZAAAAAAAAAA!!!
captions: *oh no,my salad is ruined*
Freiza
Why does it say oh no my salad is ruined?
*C A E S A R S A L A D*
@@darthphantomilus3922 Because of Caeser salad
@@RealEmbii yes
I love how Lisa Lisa just dies as the pillarmen are introduced
I agree with you
(ahem) *carman and pillarmen*
@@broskei Car,Heat boi,windmill
Pog
Ceasar*
Not gonna lie watching this in subtitles made the entire video more hilarious.
reporting to youtube, you just uploaded the entire series to youtube without ads thats illegal!!
let's play rock paper SHIIIIIZZZZAA
but remember rock beats ceaser
I hate you and I hate the fact that I laughed at this
Arturo Lopez Same
_why_
@@ArturoLopez-ly2pn well i do
Perfect
Dub: CEASAR
Subtitles: *"Oh no my salad is ruined"*
-Joseph Joestar
Omg so true lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
@@ilikechickens8679 dammmnnn you laugh out loud a lot
😆
@@mentothedoge2793 my friends laugh of my laugh everytime its so frickin loud
You're right LMAO
I’m crying it’s so good
Joseph: "oh no my salad is ruined!!!"
Caesar: 🗿🗿🗿
I watched this before I watched JoJo, never could I imagine just how accurate this is
Same
Same cryed 3 times
Yes
Me too
I saw the JoJo part and then this and yeah this is totally accurate
Plot twist : Joseph’s stand is actually Killer Queen, that “bop” on Kars’ “nose” was to transform him into a bomb to explode him
I actually kinda like in part 8. We take basically ‘what if Yoshikage Kira was a JoJo?’
Killa QueenHas touch the reply bar
@@fireblast133 I think you mean part 4
General Grievous no I mean part 8. Yoshikage Kira was in part 8, had a variant on Killer Queen, and is technically descended from Johnny Joestar. He also has a much more Jotaro mindset.
Variations include:
Anyone can see the explosions
He can summon multiple sheer heart attacks at once, and at varying sizes. He uses this to blow up blood clots from within an artery at least once.
He can more directly control sheer heart attack, it doesn’t act automatically.
@@fireblast133 Oh, my bad. I've only read up to stone ocean, so i thought you were talking about part 4.
The entire description of this part of jjba in 52 seconds beautiful
just finished battle tendency and the algorithm showed its work.
Ceasar: dies
Joseph in the anime: cries and scream
In this video: oh no, anyway
nobody commented?
LoopHole In a Box nope :)
Kaarrrsss
Kar
@@shiny4421 kar
"Hey Joseph, how did you get that metal arm of yours?"
Joseph:
oh its justin y replying to 2 year old videos
yep its him.
Yo you didnt got thousand of like
I win again
ayy i finally saw a recent comment from you
Damn
this is a masterpiece
Holy shit this got reccomended to me all the years later. I watched this video back when I was in middle school and thought it was the funniest shit ever, now I work in a car factory.
Joseph: runs normally
Caesar:runs weird
Lisa lisa: T
Hehehehe
As always, showing dominance
Lisa Lisa: ^
|
caeser should be t-posing heh heh
Pillar men just out there being intimidating
This is actually an extremely accurate summary of Battle Tendency.
Not really though
Only thing I would change is Caesar dying AFTER the pillarmen are introduced.
Yea
This is more of a 50% of the last part and a bit shuffle
Yes it is
I was shown this before i watched jojos, its a banger
Kars and the *Pillar Men* the perfect life-forms
Strohiem: says anything
Subtitles: *loud german noises*
*"BRAKA MONOGA GERMAN SCIENCE IS DE GREATEST IN ZA WORLD"*
Rudol Von Stroheim-
-and JoJo never met again
ZEKAI ICHI
HECK 666 LIKES
Brrrrraka monoga, doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi
Before binge watching jojo: wha?
After binge watching jojo: oh, *K A R S* I get it
Same here
You really ruined the meme in 2 sentences
And the *P I L A R* men
@@user-rq8vs2qw7i nah he didn't ruin it
czcams.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/video.html
I love Caesar’s armless run
Ah yes actual pillermen and a car. That theme do be SICK doe