battle_tendency.mp4

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  • čas přidán 22. 10. 2017
  • Joey JoJo goes on a homoerotic adventure to save the entire universe probably.
    Music:
    Bloody Stream Pokemon Remix by Helvetica ( • Coda - Bloody Stream [... )
    Eyes of Heaven OST - Ceasar's Theme
    Pillar Men Theme Remix by Simsponill ( • JoJo Trap ▶ Awaken | P... )
    Avalon Remix by Simpsonill ( • JoJo Dubstep ▶ The Ult... )
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Komentáře • 19K

  • @themightybullfrog
    @themightybullfrog Před 4 lety +24821

    Joseph telling Jotaro what happened when he was younger

    • @Edgemender
      @Edgemender Před 4 lety +924

      100% accurate

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 Před 4 lety +1027

      Jotaro: "Yare yare..."

    • @markboyle1843
      @markboyle1843 Před 4 lety +497

      "Let me sum it up for you in an-ee-may-shun

    • @a.q.s6365
      @a.q.s6365 Před 4 lety +379

      Meanwhile they are in a falling plane

    • @ginabrick5
      @ginabrick5 Před 4 lety +441

      “Then I grabbed the flying bastard from his neck and threw him into space!”
      “Yare yare daze.”

  • @IBBX22I
    @IBBX22I Před 3 lety +5962

    I love how Lisa Lisa's scarf is more animated than her

  • @jvl5379
    @jvl5379 Před 2 lety +2963

    0:20
    Honestly, if I was one of the Pillar Men, I would be vibin to my OST too.

    • @vivekchannel4990
      @vivekchannel4990 Před rokem +34

      True
      Also is that a trap remix of the ost?

    • @clocloking2243
      @clocloking2243 Před rokem +22

      Sounds like the original to me

    • @cankafal6930
      @cankafal6930 Před rokem +5

      You used full grammar etc on this comment but since ur cringe u got low likes but still overrated likes

    • @DragonDislikesApes
      @DragonDislikesApes Před rokem +21

      @@cankafal6930 ngl saying cringe is kinda cringe and by saying this sentence I’m kinda cringe ik what ur gonna say

    • @nicolasgeorgeou554
      @nicolasgeorgeou554 Před rokem +5

      @@DragonDislikesApes yea bro saying the word CrInGe is so cringe bro omg I'm so CrInGe and your so cringe and he is so cringe bro

  • @artemissrijan473
    @artemissrijan473 Před 2 lety +466

    That stroheim part caught me off guard. 😂😂😂

  • @Glaidy
    @Glaidy Před 4 lety +4922

    *Before Battle Tendency:* What the hell is going on?
    *After Battle Tendency:* Ah, yeah, that makes sense now.

  • @mr.quackson5303
    @mr.quackson5303 Před 3 lety +4709

    This is how Old Joseph remembers battle tendency

  • @davidpro9616
    @davidpro9616 Před 2 lety +162

    Scientists:Every dream has a meaning
    My dreams:

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW Před 11 měsíci +1

      I mean, if you knkw the plot of Battle Tendency...

    • @Emagin21
      @Emagin21 Před 3 měsíci +2

      You will learn HAMOONNNN

  • @heathenly_aesthetic7233
    @heathenly_aesthetic7233 Před 2 lety +133

    I love that he throws the dart, while still wide-eyed with confusion

  • @bootstrap925
    @bootstrap925 Před 6 lety +24259

    is this how joseph remembers his youth when he goes senile

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 Před 5 lety +836

      bootstrap925 Probably.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 Před 5 lety +726

      Daniel Sniderman The British one that kills the Aztec Gods of Fitness, sorry I mean the Pillar Men.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 Před 5 lety +179

      Daniel Sniderman ....Obviously.

    • @isabellev9576
      @isabellev9576 Před 5 lety +186

      Daniel Sniderman That’s because the video assumes you know about JoJo, mate. If you don’t, why the hell are you watching it anyways?

    • @TsarofScars
      @TsarofScars Před 5 lety +159

      @Daniel Sniderman in that case, here's a recommendation from me: watch the show, you won't regret it, it's fucking hilarious

  • @DeeDolp
    @DeeDolp Před 4 lety +26801

    I hate how this is literally the plot of Battle Tendency

  • @Vee-sr4sx
    @Vee-sr4sx Před rokem +53

    Why did the beat drop just make this 200x better

  • @Ultinstan5559
    @Ultinstan5559 Před rokem +37

    5 years later and this masterpiece still gets recommended

  • @nanako3681
    @nanako3681 Před 4 lety +7155

    This is *literally* something only anime fans could understand clearly

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere Před 5 lety +14120

    Japanese: *_"CEEEEEEESSSSAAAAAR!"_*
    English *_"oh no my salad is ruined"_*

    • @avenne.4351
      @avenne.4351 Před 5 lety +312

      SHIIIIZAAA

    • @aethar2750
      @aethar2750 Před 5 lety +328

      Smiler Entertainment more like
      How America sees themselves: "CEEEEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!"
      How the rest of the world sees America: "oh no my salad is ruined."

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 Před 5 lety +44

      *SHIIIIIZAAAAAA!!!!*

    • @TheChefBoo
      @TheChefBoo Před 5 lety +25

      Is that an actual dub?

    • @Deadsphere
      @Deadsphere Před 5 lety +11

      @@TheChefBoo Beats me.

  • @tomasalexandrugrigore5770
    @tomasalexandrugrigore5770 Před 2 lety +15

    I love how Cars is a car and the pillarmen are pillars

  • @zehydrix5834
    @zehydrix5834 Před 2 lety +10

    0:19 I love how Lisa Lisa just gets bloody yeeted from the muscle the pillermen are showing off

  • @cinnamonflamingo
    @cinnamonflamingo Před 5 lety +3738

    Joseph and Suzie q: at restaurant
    waiter: what will you have?
    Suzie: a ceaser salad
    Joseph: *bursts into tears*

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 Před 3 lety +3485

    Joseph: Arms and legs move
    Caesar: Legs move
    Lisa Lisa: s c a r f

  • @hworld9832
    @hworld9832 Před 2 lety +17

    That rendition of bloody stream was soooooo good.

  • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
    @NicholasVetter-sy8io Před rokem +2

    Holly: Tell me a story :)
    Joseph: once upon a time-
    Holly: an *INTELLECTUAL* story
    Joseph:

  • @occi3746
    @occi3746 Před 4 lety +3900

    Me 2 years ago: *"What is he on?"*
    Me now: *"Oh yeah that makes sense."*

    • @arxei2436
      @arxei2436 Před 3 lety +5

      @Man with an Unusual Plan why is this so relatable to me?

    • @Tyradominus2000
      @Tyradominus2000 Před 3 lety +3

      2 years to see JoJo’s i see all in like a week yes i don’t have Life xD

    • @occi3746
      @occi3746 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Tyradominus2000 it didn't take me 2 years to watch it, I'm saying I watched this 2 years before I watched jojo. Also, parts take awhile to come out so :/

    • @billythebiscuitcactus
      @billythebiscuitcactus Před 3 lety +1

      Same by me lol

    • @mrNECROMON
      @mrNECROMON Před 3 lety +1

      Same

  • @waterhose216
    @waterhose216 Před 4 lety +3377

    "Oh no my salad is ruined"
    Hmm yes, the subtitles are working

  • @user-mrusen
    @user-mrusen Před rokem +9

    初手で面白さ100点満点www
    もういきよいで笑いをとっているのがすごいいいwwww

  • @I.Am.Terrible.At.Usernames
    @I.Am.Terrible.At.Usernames Před 10 měsíci +5

    Part 2 is actually the best part, you can't convince me otherwise

  • @SK-kz5yx
    @SK-kz5yx Před 5 lety +5384

    Before seeing jojo: wtf did I just watch?
    After seeing jojo:...I mean your not wrong

  • @red-ci5ij
    @red-ci5ij Před 4 lety +5080

    before jojo i had no idea what the heck this is
    but now
    *but now*

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 Před 6 měsíci +3

    0:13
    "Oh no, it's the immortal Pillar men and their ruthless leader Cars!"

  • @vernonandy9703
    @vernonandy9703 Před 2 lety +9

    Whoever made the subtitle is a legend

  • @povertyeditor4898
    @povertyeditor4898 Před 6 lety +3659

    I can't be mad at this because this is how the actual story goes.

    • @ASpongexd
      @ASpongexd Před 6 lety +8

      Blazing Beast xD

    • @eikinel
      @eikinel Před 6 lety +102

      Except Joseph already has Caesar's bandana at the beginning of the video
      Yeah I'm the annoying guy

    • @ASpongexd
      @ASpongexd Před 6 lety +4

      fuck

    • @Arkaeus04
      @Arkaeus04 Před 6 lety +2

      Yep in a nutshell

    • @m3m3d_
      @m3m3d_ Před 6 lety +4

      Blazing Beast ye lol

  • @retr016
    @retr016 Před 4 lety +5417

    Before watching Jojo: why is his head a car??
    After watching Jojo: damn that's smart

  • @bucketofcereal3711
    @bucketofcereal3711 Před rokem +6

    You need to watch JoJo to understand this, afterwards you'll realize just how accurate it is

  • @LoverofChildren
    @LoverofChildren Před rokem +7

    this dude fr dropped an absolute masterpiece well ahead of it's time just to flex their animation skills

  • @O.Reagano
    @O.Reagano Před 3 lety +2331

    I love how Von Stroheim kept saluting even after being hit by a Kar.

  • @piggyoinkoink6352
    @piggyoinkoink6352 Před 5 lety +5161

    Eventually, Cars stopped honking.

  • @BlokProductions
    @BlokProductions Před 4 měsíci +2

    so glad i rediscovered these vids!

  • @YouTubeIsCancer420
    @YouTubeIsCancer420 Před 11 měsíci +2

    This video is clearly *Made in Heaven!*

  • @somedumbass3890
    @somedumbass3890 Před 4 lety +1503

    How to watch an entire episode of Jojo without Crunchyroll.

    • @bandanadee3029
      @bandanadee3029 Před 4 lety +94

      *part

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow Před 4 lety +93

      Watching this video instead of actually watching Battle Tendency (Part 2) is the equivalent of cooking minute rice in under a minute.

    • @valeskastigger4775
      @valeskastigger4775 Před 4 lety +14

      The entire part

    • @SVignette
      @SVignette Před 4 lety +3

      Entire part, not episode

    • @stooie
      @stooie Před 4 lety

      Hulu idk

  • @tobithelost3263
    @tobithelost3263 Před 5 lety +1830

    Basic Plot is: Two Brits with sun powers, an Italian with bubbles and a cyborg Nazi must stop the Aztec gods of fitness from becoming Shadow the hedgehog.

  • @D-A-V-I-D-_-D46
    @D-A-V-I-D-_-D46 Před 7 měsíci +3

    'Так говорил Польнареф которого куда то сдуло"

    • @user-dx2yp1kf9r
      @user-dx2yp1kf9r Před 7 měsíci +2

      Забавно что колонны и машина это люди из колон и Карс😂

  • @zer0void733
    @zer0void733 Před 2 lety +2

    Idk why I'm just watching this so much plus I like how they were walking in the beginning plus battle tendency theme is so good

  • @theinternetgenius880
    @theinternetgenius880 Před 4 lety +4923

    Me bfore watching JoJo: wtf is this
    Me after watching part 2: yep, this is exactly what happened

  • @rifatbobos
    @rifatbobos Před 4 lety +3526

    Waiting for :
    **stardust_crusaders.mp4**
    **diamond_is_unbreakable.mp4**
    **golden_wind.mp4**
    **stone_ocean.mp4**
    **steel_ball_run.mp4**

    • @meter.records
      @meter.records Před 4 lety +154

      and jojolion.mp4

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru Před 4 lety +71

      @@meter.records *jojolion.mp4* *

    • @sekiro7645
      @sekiro7645 Před 4 lety +33

      @@St-ef9ru JoJolion isn't even over

    • @xano00
      @xano00 Před 4 lety +40

      correction: **vento_aureo.mp4**

    • @zlowzloth
      @zlowzloth Před 4 lety +28

      piss_in_the_wind.mp4

  • @Anubis-slayer
    @Anubis-slayer Před 7 měsíci +2

    this video was longer than phantom blood

  • @O_maRyuto
    @O_maRyuto Před 7 měsíci +2

    この動画3年近く探してたのに急におすすめされたw

  • @echoz66
    @echoz66 Před 3 lety +2829

    No one:
    Pillar men theme: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

    • @xinoglin3045
      @xinoglin3045 Před 3 lety +10

      Yes indeed

    • @femboy_wettuce4391
      @femboy_wettuce4391 Před 3 lety +28

      Is the pillar men theme really just aztec dubstep

    • @randomboi8269
      @randomboi8269 Před 3 lety +24

      Sounds like ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆI ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ ÆŸÆÏ

    • @astrorca
      @astrorca Před 3 lety +4

      GavsSixthSub actually, it is in some way Hindi music, not completely but most of it. (if it was a joke sorry-)

    • @calman_129
      @calman_129 Před 3 lety

      @@astrorca it is india music bc i am an indian

  • @ppmusic1322
    @ppmusic1322 Před 4 lety +5641

    I love how Wamuu and Esidisi are literal pillars and Kars is just a car

    • @ThatGuy-zk6xl
      @ThatGuy-zk6xl Před 4 lety +216

      Well they are the pillar men

    • @wyvern5890
      @wyvern5890 Před 4 lety +84

      Helo I am kar

    • @frostnone5128
      @frostnone5128 Před 4 lety +110

      i feel like a dumbass lol, i was just thinking why does the middle pillar have a car for a head... then i realized

    • @yuyukooyunda7476
      @yuyukooyunda7476 Před 4 lety +8

      @@wyvern5890 ok cool

    • @Marin_Karin
      @Marin_Karin Před 4 lety +19

      Column Fellows

  • @DieAndroids.ForGohan
    @DieAndroids.ForGohan Před 10 měsíci +2

    It's the Wilhelm scream

  • @notyouraveragedunce7643
    @notyouraveragedunce7643 Před 6 měsíci +2

    This makes so much more sense after watching this part of the anime

  • @demitv7958
    @demitv7958 Před 6 lety +30257

    I hate the fact that I can tell who all of the pillar men are

  • @gizmorazaar
    @gizmorazaar Před 5 lety +2946

    Lisa Lisa plays just as much of a part in this video as she does in actual Battle Tendency.

    • @rubi3050
      @rubi3050 Před 5 lety +428

      Hey she provided us with joseph saying NICEEEE

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 Před 5 lety +519

      @@rubi3050 she provided us with Joseph

    • @Capta1nTD
      @Capta1nTD Před 5 lety +303

      To be fair without her training they'd all be dead

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 Před 5 lety +163

      without lisa lisa Joseph wouldn't have been born

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 Před 5 lety +24

      @@saiyanfang1047 good point

  • @avaj9433
    @avaj9433 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Pov: You're a JJBA Main character

  • @Drippso
    @Drippso Před 2 lety +1

    Perfection at its finest ;)

  • @BrownieKuma72
    @BrownieKuma72 Před 6 lety +3033

    A "fist of the north star" meme INSIDE a jojo meme? No human should know such power.

    • @Komegatze
      @Komegatze Před 6 lety +67

      BrownieKuma72 nani isnt specifically a fist of the north star meme, NANI just means what, have you even watched jojo?

    • @BrownieKuma72
      @BrownieKuma72 Před 6 lety +272

      Omegakatze And have you actually seen FNS? That exact "nani" is from the show.

    • @Therandomuser-dc8fv
      @Therandomuser-dc8fv Před 6 lety +206

      Not only that, his head blows up, which happened to the villains who stepped in the protagonist’s way,(as in the fist of the North Star, not in Jojo).

    • @Rus-nu9li
      @Rus-nu9li Před 6 lety +7

      BrownieKuma72 Aren't they the same thing???

    • @birdexmachina9965
      @birdexmachina9965 Před 6 lety +156

      Jojo is a Fist of the North Star reference

  • @justyourfriendlyneighbourh429
    @justyourfriendlyneighbourh429 Před 4 lety +5507

    *Caesar dies*
    Captions: *oh no my salad is ruined*

  • @rotcivnula8393
    @rotcivnula8393 Před 2 lety +1

    Just finished rewatching part 2, this is a very accurate summary

  • @Emir1sPrO
    @Emir1sPrO Před 7 měsíci +2

    Song be going FIRE

  • @jcdenton4534
    @jcdenton4534 Před 4 lety +2289

    0:17
    Me and the boys after snorting Smarties.

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 Před 4 lety +23

      I did this and it was legit fun

    • @Ranger_Retro
      @Ranger_Retro Před 4 lety +44

      When the teacher wants Three Strong Men.

    • @plang242
      @plang242 Před 4 lety +44

      *Gionro in the distance getting his piano*

    • @josephjoestar3738
      @josephjoestar3738 Před 4 lety +7

      I smoked smarties Maybe once or twice I snorted but yeah

    • @foxybox1279
      @foxybox1279 Před 4 lety +1

      And your mom is joseph

  • @archive676
    @archive676 Před 5 lety +13513

    when i first saw this I didn't watch JoJo at the time, looking back now this makes *too much sense*

    • @clair3taylor156
      @clair3taylor156 Před 5 lety +303

      Assf SAME HERE FAM AND ITS GREAT

    • @toast1tv545
      @toast1tv545 Před 5 lety +164

      Same, glad I watch Jojo...

    • @ThatCrazyKid0007
      @ThatCrazyKid0007 Před 5 lety +173

      literally watched part two because of this video and I fucking loved it

    • @thereisnico
      @thereisnico Před 5 lety +68

      Same i just get recommended this video a month ago and here i am proud of this community

    • @aleksijuhola7071
      @aleksijuhola7071 Před 5 lety +20

      Absolutely the same thing here

  • @OMartinez91
    @OMartinez91 Před 3 měsíci

    6 years later and it still cracks me up

  • @HARDK8
    @HARDK8 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Amazing masterpiece

  • @chilly7605
    @chilly7605 Před 4 lety +2439

    Me : Mom can we have battle tendency?
    Mom : We have battle tendency at home
    Battle tendency at home :

  • @falllenshadow
    @falllenshadow Před 5 lety +11268

    Glad I watched the entire series just so memes like this have context.

    • @falcon5178
      @falcon5178 Před 5 lety +295

      watching stuff like this before and after is fun too

    • @carlos-zy7vx
      @carlos-zy7vx Před 5 lety +183

      i started watching it for the memes but now i actually love it :v

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 Před 5 lety +59

      I'm at the start of Part 4 now. started to watch to get the memes, but am enjoying it so much

    • @thatjojolesbian
      @thatjojolesbian Před 5 lety +34

      I just finished diamond and all my emotions broke and I don’t have the capacity to watch golden wind yet
      I’ve seen the character designs on vine comps and I just don’t know how to process all of this

    • @carlos-zy7vx
      @carlos-zy7vx Před 5 lety +25

      @@thatjojolesbian Part 5 is my favourite yet, youre gonna love the main antagonist. and all of the members of the gang finally feel useful instead of just having the jojo do all the work

  • @rag_lol
    @rag_lol Před rokem +2

    Joseph: "oh no my salad is ruined!!!"
    Caesar: 🗿🗿🗿

  • @gowtham8909
    @gowtham8909 Před rokem +1

    just finished battle tendency and the algorithm showed its work.

  • @inksansplays3556
    @inksansplays3556 Před 3 lety +2877

    Joseph: runs normally
    Caesar:runs weird
    Lisa lisa: T

  • @ZekromRocks
    @ZekromRocks Před 6 lety +1271

    My fucking sides have just joined Kars in space.

  • @ltsora6276
    @ltsora6276 Před rokem

    this video is insanely funny with context but without context it must be utterly incomprehensible

  • @capeletini_1
    @capeletini_1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    a piece of art

  • @Plarkrld
    @Plarkrld Před 4 lety +2769

    let's play rock paper SHIIIIIZZZZAA
    but remember rock beats ceaser

  • @maybeimjustsalty7179
    @maybeimjustsalty7179 Před 3 lety +13006

    I love how Lisa Lisa just dies as the pillarmen are introduced

  • @greenavmshorts9335
    @greenavmshorts9335 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Kars and the *Pillar Men* the perfect life-forms

  • @ulischmidt03
    @ulischmidt03 Před 11 dny

    I don't think I will ever watch a video without closed captions on ever again

  • @kelpo9699
    @kelpo9699 Před 4 lety +3341

    if Kars' head was lightning mcqueen, it wouldve been 10x better

    • @Camo-un8ee
      @Camo-un8ee Před 4 lety +175

      Hes a period accurate car though

    • @lolcat1382
      @lolcat1382 Před 4 lety +68

      Camo15590 i don’t think there were cars in the aztec times

    • @DeltaFidelias
      @DeltaFidelias Před 4 lety +17

      oooooooooohhhhh.....
      It took me way too long to figure out why Kars' head was, well...

    • @superultrainstinctbroly4791
      @superultrainstinctbroly4791 Před 4 lety +38

      Kira McQueen, bitez za asphalt

    • @chrryblossom3886
      @chrryblossom3886 Před 4 lety

      Super Ultra Instinct Broly stop

  • @thehumoriority2859
    @thehumoriority2859 Před 3 lety +2047

    real: CEASER!!!!!
    anime:SHIZAAAAAAAAAA!!!
    captions: *oh no,my salad is ruined*

  • @felixlewis117
    @felixlewis117 Před 2 lety

    This is an incredibly accurate summary

  • @blackosprey2219
    @blackosprey2219 Před 7 měsíci +1

    And this is why part 2 is my favorite.

  • @Archomir
    @Archomir Před 6 lety +4704

    How to summarize 16 episodes of 20 minutes each in only 52 seconds

    • @armormakes
      @armormakes Před 5 lety +40

      Archomir “26 episodes”

    • @sovietvirus9270
      @sovietvirus9270 Před 5 lety +123

      Armormakes It is 16, cuz the first 10 are Phantom Blood, not Battle Tendency .

    • @armormakes
      @armormakes Před 5 lety +8

      Soviet Virus true I forgot about that sorry

    • @isabellev9576
      @isabellev9576 Před 5 lety +3

      Daniel Sniderman It, uh, is. It’s based off of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is a manga that was adapted into an anime by David Productions, mate.

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods Před 5 lety +11

      It really skipped the first few episodes where the characters are introduced and they meet each other, and it just explains the events from like episode 09 onward

  • @spaceboi1472
    @spaceboi1472 Před 4 lety +1693

    *_Category: Science and Technology_*

  • @thewaitinggame1945
    @thewaitinggame1945 Před 2 lety +2

    Joseph: CEAAAAASEEERR
    The subtitles: oh no my salad is ruined

  • @mooncl1p
    @mooncl1p Před rokem +1

    This got me into Jojos, now i understand everything

  • @twopeopleacc1895
    @twopeopleacc1895 Před 2 lety +5082

    Joesph: CEASAAAAAA
    Subtitles: Oh no my salad is ruined

    • @FishOil_
      @FishOil_ Před 2 lety +266

      I'm sure you'd have the same reaction when your caesar salad is ruined by a giant rock

    • @SomeGuyInTheNet
      @SomeGuyInTheNet Před 2 lety +25

      lol

    • @zayyanhakim747
      @zayyanhakim747 Před 2 lety +25

      @@SomeGuyInTheNet dio!

    • @SomeGuyInTheNet
      @SomeGuyInTheNet Před 2 lety

      Can u be my new roda rola next time. U know cuz your pfp is a train

    • @michaeloverton04
      @michaeloverton04 Před 2 lety +19

      That's still fucking funny.

  • @artorias8125
    @artorias8125 Před 5 lety +3081

    *_B R A K A M O N O G A -_*

    • @bestiez9083
      @bestiez9083 Před 5 lety +42

      Wasn't it BAKA WORO GA!

    • @user-lz8dg6fh2e
      @user-lz8dg6fh2e Před 5 lety +27

      рррррррррррррррррррррррррррррррррпппппппппппппппппппппппппппоооооооооооооооооооооооооооррррррррррррррррррррррррррппппппппппппппппппппппппллллллллллллллллллллллтттттттттттттттттттттттллллллллллллллллллллллллллллддддддддддддддддддхххххххххххххххххххххзззззззззззззззззззщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшшгггггггггг

    • @Murtaza2805
      @Murtaza2805 Před 5 lety +70

      ELSGK5612 it’s officially braka mono ga and it means you utter fool and i wanna tell you something: BRAKAMONOGAAAA

    • @Natewu188
      @Natewu188 Před 5 lety +12

      @@Murtaza2805 it's actually BAKA MONO GA

    • @jkfgvgd
      @jkfgvgd Před 5 lety +20

      DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAIICHI

  • @yurisillybanana
    @yurisillybanana Před 2 lety

    this is wonderful 👏

  • @7evenZee
    @7evenZee Před 4 lety +1836

    Strohiem: says anything
    Subtitles: *loud german noises*

    • @killmeplease5442
      @killmeplease5442 Před 3 lety +46

      *"BRAKA MONOGA GERMAN SCIENCE IS DE GREATEST IN ZA WORLD"*
      Rudol Von Stroheim-

    • @jacket2425
      @jacket2425 Před 3 lety +6

      -and JoJo never met again

    • @ADC2309
      @ADC2309 Před 3 lety +2

      ZEKAI ICHI

    • @the25fpsmaster24
      @the25fpsmaster24 Před 3 lety +1

      HECK 666 LIKES

    • @drjay7596
      @drjay7596 Před 3 lety +4

      Brrrrraka monoga, doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi

  • @pepebotellas4781
    @pepebotellas4781 Před 3 lety +1938

    Ceasar: dies
    Joseph in the anime: cries and scream
    In this video: oh no, anyway

  • @oltimatedragon4830
    @oltimatedragon4830 Před rokem +1

    This is quite accurate for battle tendency

  • @themangomanjuice
    @themangomanjuice Před 4 měsíci

    Very wholesome video and animation.

  • @diovanyt999
    @diovanyt999 Před 3 lety +6870

    Dub: CEASAR
    Subtitles: *"Oh no my salad is ruined"*
    -Joseph Joestar

    • @ilikechickens8679
      @ilikechickens8679 Před 3 lety +76

      Omg so true lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    • @mentothedoge2793
      @mentothedoge2793 Před 3 lety +85

      @@ilikechickens8679 dammmnnn you laugh out loud a lot

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 3 lety +4

      😆

    • @ilikechickens8679
      @ilikechickens8679 Před 3 lety +11

      @@mentothedoge2793 my friends laugh of my laugh everytime its so frickin loud

    • @juslennyuntai7624
      @juslennyuntai7624 Před 3 lety +4

      You're right LMAO

  • @papyrustheskeleton4204
    @papyrustheskeleton4204 Před 4 lety +2411

    Plot twist : Joseph’s stand is actually Killer Queen, that “bop” on Kars’ “nose” was to transform him into a bomb to explode him

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 Před 4 lety +47

      I actually kinda like in part 8. We take basically ‘what if Yoshikage Kira was a JoJo?’

    • @roycepaisen699
      @roycepaisen699 Před 4 lety +8

      Killa QueenHas touch the reply bar

    • @wintyyy_
      @wintyyy_ Před 4 lety +2

      @@fireblast133 I think you mean part 4

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 Před 4 lety +19

      General Grievous no I mean part 8. Yoshikage Kira was in part 8, had a variant on Killer Queen, and is technically descended from Johnny Joestar. He also has a much more Jotaro mindset.
      Variations include:
      Anyone can see the explosions
      He can summon multiple sheer heart attacks at once, and at varying sizes. He uses this to blow up blood clots from within an artery at least once.
      He can more directly control sheer heart attack, it doesn’t act automatically.

    • @wintyyy_
      @wintyyy_ Před 4 lety +1

      @@fireblast133 Oh, my bad. I've only read up to stone ocean, so i thought you were talking about part 4.

  • @BulkBoganOfficial
    @BulkBoganOfficial Před rokem

    You know... I first saw this year's ago, not understanding... now I understand completely. How dare you sum up an entire season down into a couple minutes

  • @ayeboi7011
    @ayeboi7011 Před 5 lety +7662

    Have you ever thought how Elon Musk is Joseph Joestar?
    They both sent cars to space.

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios Před 3 lety +10225

    I watched this before I watched JoJo, never could I imagine just how accurate this is

  • @lornaseamans1903
    @lornaseamans1903 Před 2 lety

    I’m crying it’s so good

  • @loki7649
    @loki7649 Před rokem

    it gets better every time i see it

  • @eddieceo
    @eddieceo Před 6 lety +461

    took me a solid 20 seconds to realize he has a car for a head because his name is "Kars"
    I laughed.

    • @desuordie4856
      @desuordie4856 Před 6 lety +8

      Dont worry friend I did the same thing with Kars and the Pillar men

    • @HaohmaruHL
      @HaohmaruHL Před 6 lety

      fucking quack is dumb his name is Cars. It's just that shitty murican localizators renamed him to edgy Kars to avoid trademark issue. A cheesy and lame attempt.

    • @Land07
      @Land07 Před 6 lety +1

      Haohmaru HL Getting all worked up over a word that is literally pronouced the same way regardless of the C or K.

    • @NoblePunk
      @NoblePunk Před 6 lety +5

      Took you 20 seconds
      Took me finding this comment

    • @Gamsterjeff600
      @Gamsterjeff600 Před 6 lety

      fucking quack is dumb Same here

  • @Viuji_.
    @Viuji_. Před 3 lety +1173

    "This is how araki remembers battle tendency."

    • @Alex_White2010
      @Alex_White2010 Před 3 lety +15

      The Shadow Raider The Shuckmiester will be mad at you for making fun of Araki' s work

    • @Gr8wizardofAus
      @Gr8wizardofAus Před 3 lety +3

      @@Alex_White2010 nah you mean hamon beat right

    • @user-gh5iv3sb1o
      @user-gh5iv3sb1o Před 3 lety +1

      This is how Araki make a Battle tendency

    • @zapthebird8141
      @zapthebird8141 Před 3 lety +3

      Apparently Araki has fever dreams of every part that was made 7 or more years ago ;-;

    • @Gr8wizardofAus
      @Gr8wizardofAus Před 3 lety +3

      @@zapthebird8141 the only part that is clear to him is stardust crusaders

  • @brianale1094
    @brianale1094 Před 2 lety

    Espectacular 👍

  • @zacharythompson7311
    @zacharythompson7311 Před 2 lety +1

    Scary how close this is to the real deal

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +13358

    "Hey Joseph, how did you get that metal arm of yours?"
    Joseph:

    • @almogz9486
      @almogz9486 Před 3 lety +190

      oh its justin y replying to 2 year old videos

    • @val8389
      @val8389 Před 3 lety +53

      yep its him.

    • @Velvezz
      @Velvezz Před 3 lety +19

      Yo you didnt got thousand of like
      I win again

    • @basement_gremlin2577
      @basement_gremlin2577 Před 3 lety +10

      ayy i finally saw a recent comment from you

    • @ashzty
      @ashzty Před 3 lety +2

      Damn

  • @PootisPlayer
    @PootisPlayer Před 6 lety +1226

    "Tsugi ni omae wa: Nani?! To yu!"
    "Nani?!"
    *kars_explosion.mp4*

    • @Cracker_Smacker
      @Cracker_Smacker Před 6 lety +42

      Pootis Player "Tsugi ni omae wa mou shindeiru"

    • @Captain_Bottles
      @Captain_Bottles Před 6 lety +56

      *Kars_accident.jpg*

    • @cvelo5987
      @cvelo5987 Před 6 lety +4

      sugi ni omae wa "NANI" , touyou*

    • @PootisPlayer
      @PootisPlayer Před 6 lety +5

      i am certain that multiple interpretations of the quote exist and this is the most accurate so far
      japanese use T for things like 'Tsugi'
      so yeah i'm certain you aren't a descendent of the japanese race
      to further add, this was in the romaji quote IN-GAME when Joseph actually says it
      and finally, i'm pretty sure this is just a comment that shouldn't be taken into the highest regard of attempting to correct it when it's just a dumb yet funny meme that people are going to enjoy
      so yeah, i think i've made my point since *Joseph is my favorite JoJo*

    • @Vokoca
      @Vokoca Před 6 lety +2

      Jinzama
      ..... is this some super advanced sarcasm I'm not seeing? Pootis Player is right; maybe except for iu at the end instead of yu (could also be yuu, which you theoretically can transcribe as yu too, even though it's not as accurate).