What will you do if you were about to fight a vampire that burn in sunlight? A. Go in like a gangster and beat him to death with your fist B. Bring UV light with you
Except Dio was probably nicer in this version, since he saved JoJo instead of just himself. And then spent 100 years with no one to talk to but JoJo. So they killed nice Dio. XD
Polnareff seems to be the only one who seems surprised by all the disaster that happens in front of his eyes, and that at the same time he seems to be scared to see Diavolo really explains a lot. And then Polnareff leaves in a wheelchair LOL.
@@Chill_Human77 i mean he created a bloodline of buff chad with muscles and a grandson who could KILL aztecs god and a great grandson who killed a 100 years old vampire also he techically created giorno too since it was jonathan's body so without jonathan that means no joestar so jonathan is kind of the best jojo and the best joestar.
I guess it makes sense that the Speedwagon foundation scientists would know who Jonathan is considering that Speedwagon probably wrote about him on his journal or something
Well I meannnnnnn Dio did some wild things with his body 😳 so Idk if you would still want that probably has herpes and every disease from s*x known and unknown to man 💀
@@theultimatememelord5494 honestly I think the problem is that Jotaro is smoking a cigarette. Back in those days cigarettes were considered low class and trashy. True gentlemen smoke pipes
The underrated masterpiece of the entire Joe Joe community 2 minutes and 17 seconds of the absolute power of SFM animation It deserves a trillion views!
I fully believe that Jonathan and Jotaro WOULD end up fighting because Jonathan is a perfect gentleman and Jotaro is the kind of ruffian who leaves restaurants without paying if he doesn’t like the food.
Nah, their interactions in Eyes of Heaven show that they would get along. Jonathan is not judgmental at all, and Jotaro has a lot of respect for Jonathan.
I mean yeah but i feel like jonathan would be proud of his great grandson after part 3. Man ends up having a stand but still gets an education in marine life/biology and also continues his bloodline just not with the last name joestar cuz of holly
You know, it makes perfect sense that Johnathan would still be able to use Hamon. With a metal body, he doesn't need to breath, therefore he has InFiNiTe LuNg CaPaCiTy
@@Nombrenooriginal Its simple. His neck and esophagus no longer leads to lungs. He can "breath" because he's still moving air, but he has no limits to breathing now because he has no lungs.
This video may have been only 2 minutes and 17 seconds long, but I swear to God, and this isn't even a joke, it felt like an entire episode. I completely forgot what I was doing after I done watching this.
I can imagine Dio talking to Jonathan with long conversations like: "You know, you're descendants are a bunch of nuiscenes." "You almost killed me and put me in a glass jar and kept me in that coffin for 100 years!" "Fair point."
This is even more wholesome than when Jonathan was alive 😂😂😂😂😂 (Edit:- lol this is my first edit of my life thank you for the likes this is how it feels to get likes lol )
Not just that he was a 12 year old kid smoking a pipe and he asks the other boys if they want to smoke with him in secret. It implied Jonathan stole his dad's pipe. Too bad the anime skipped this (and other parts that really humanized Jonathan).
You know I never thought about the fact that Joseph could have beaten dio easily if he just equipped the team with UV lights from part 2 in a torchlight form.
@@damian22x38 Nah , theres a cool down to time stop , and they didn't just straight up fight dio , plus your forgetting how smart Joseph and Jotaro are , as I don't think Joseph would allow a UV torch to be easily breakable by knives. They could also shine the light out at the distance outside his 10meter time stop range , or Joseph could have shined it on dio when he was running away, which would have atleast kept dio from drinking his blood. I mean just think about it , when they busted a hole in dio's house so the sun would shine , Dio didn't stop time to stop the wall breaking , but just ran, which means he can't affect something outside his range , so thats all they'd have to do.
@@lordchapelseed791 dude didn't you watch part 2 , the Nazi's had UV lights , like mad. Plus I doubt in the 80s let alone today , you will find commercial cyborg hands , yet Joseph has one.
I like how, if this happened, it would've meant Dio deliberately kept Johnathan alive and put his head in his old head-case. Then they spent 100 years with nobody but each other for company. This would imply Dio had a last-minute change of heart and took JoJo's body to save both of them, since Jojo was unconscious and Dio needed to get them into the secret compartment. Edit: In other words, they killed a nice version of Dio.
That really begs the question, if we had UV lamps that could stop the pillar men in the 30s, why haven't the Speedwagon Foundation mass produce that shit ASAP after they found out DIO was alive?
I really wish something like this happened, but instead... When it was day time dio was sleeping in a coffin, Joseph, Polnareff, kakyoin, and jotaro carries it outside and dances and opens it and dio burns alive while they see jonathans head in it and they get it, they go to space and get kars body for jonathan and bam hes OP now and alive aswell
its a meme but yeah he cant use hamon unless they make artifical lungs which he doesnt need considering the fact that hes literally alive with just his head.
Fun Fact: in 1:50. He isnt moving his mouth. His own nervous system is making it move. So Jotaro is just doing the poker face. While the nervous system moves his mouth for no apparent reason
I could just see Jonathan now being like stands back in my day we had to beat the s*** out of ourselves with our own hands you spoiled kids wouldn't last five minutes back in my day
Everyone: **runs and scream**
Polnareff: ♿
Polnareff part5
*bruh*
That bullshit hits harder than natsuki's dad
also polnareff: *reacts to seeing Diavolo*
🐢
This is canon since Diavolo died
Hey Pol, how was it in France?
@@funnyvalentine1500 it's great Jotaro but I'm actually in Italy for planning to build Polnareffland
@@plantenpo7119 That's good, I'll probably travel there but I have to go to Florida because Jolyne is in jail 😕
@@funnyvalentine1500she is alright ?
@@plantenpo7119 I don't know, so far I haven't talked to her or her mother
I always kinda wondered what Dio would have done with his head. He feels like the type that would absolutely have Jonathan's skull around somewhere.
He ate it bruh
he probably got rid of it
According to "Jorge Joestar", Erina found and kept it.
Maybe he used Johnathan's skull to evolve his stand
@@a.dennis4835 source? Because this is literally the first I've heard of that happening.
All joking aside, Jonathan coming back with a sick robot body would be REALLY COOL.
Stroheim: I'm so proud of him *tears of joy*
@GameMasterGarav i like to imagine that it broke when the plane crashed and they just didnt think it was important enough to ask for replacements
What will you do if you were about to fight a vampire that burn in sunlight?
A. Go in like a gangster and beat him to death with your fist
B. Bring UV light with you
@@farmermaggot992 C. Become a donut
@GameMasterGarav polnareff just founds out vanilla ice is a vampire after avdol and iggy died, but for dio i guess its just for the plot
@@u53r12 kakyoin:
*spams C*
This AU is perfect, all crusaders surviving, Jonathan's head in Dio's coffin, and yes..... Joseph crashing every car
Real
Ah yes, Polrowlet
I'm Xatu Rowlet
Perfection
@@xaturowlet7346 Ah, I see you are a man of culture friend 😌
diavolo is here, and he died during the building of jonathan's body, this is canon
Except Dio was probably nicer in this version, since he saved JoJo instead of just himself. And then spent 100 years with no one to talk to but JoJo.
So they killed nice Dio. XD
Its kinda fun the fact that after all the years, Jonathan's head still young, but Joseph, who is his grandson actually became old
Polnareff seems to be the only one who seems surprised by all the disaster that happens in front of his eyes, and that at the same time he seems to be scared to see Diavolo really explains a lot.
And then Polnareff leaves in a wheelchair LOL.
Jotaro: *throws the first punch*
Jonathan: o__o
*takes out belt*
Just like my childhood
Technically Jonathan is the strongest Joestar
@@Chill_Human77 cap
@@Chill_Human77 Jonathan is the strongest joestar with no stand
@@Chill_Human77 i mean he created a bloodline of buff chad with muscles and a grandson who could KILL aztecs god and a great grandson who killed a 100 years old vampire also he techically created giorno too since it was jonathan's body so without jonathan that means no joestar so jonathan is kind of the best jojo and the best joestar.
I like how even the scientists are like "No way, they found Jonathan's head!!"
I guess it makes sense that the Speedwagon foundation scientists would know who Jonathan is considering that Speedwagon probably wrote about him on his journal or something
either way that head is like from like 100 years ago soo yeah
THE SPEEDWAGON PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
I really had the with the head
"What that mouth do bro" feeling tbh
なにこれぇ
And till this day
Joseph still can't master the art of drifting
1:25 He's just-
_gnawing on it_
Bro forgot how to smoke properly
Rerorerorero
I love how Jonathan’s attitude goes so quickly from “Hooray, I’ve been rescued!” to “I’m determined to die and I’m taking all of you with me.”
KAMIKAZE
Mostly because I think they destroyed his normal body with dio
"Maybe Dio was right"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@thangfahsavung9120 maybe.....
the fact theres mostly no sound effects just the music going along with the madness
perfection
2:00 there are landing sounds
@@burning___ “mostly”
true
クオリティが高いわけじゃ無いがなんか好きになるんだよな。
真実
How did this guy predict that the Cotton Eye joe song will become popural 💀
Wdym its always been popular bro
He didnt he just used it like a normal person
1:10 I like it how Polnareff was just looking around until Diavolo got into the screen lol
Wtf did I just noticed that
Polnareff also looses his legs at 1:45 which polnareff loosing his legs is part of his backstory of meeting diavolo
@@MB-fx6vb now thats attention to detail
Now josuke can heal his leg cuz joseph still cheats.....right?
And he looks like "what the!?"
that small detail of diavolo being there which means this would technically be one of his deaths is awesome
Cannon
Diavolo dies in every single way so every death you imagine, its cannon
@@user-sv5vo8wt5r dying by getting poked by a needle seems horrible
That's kars
@@user-sv5vo8wt5r Dying by stepping on a lego seems painful.
How convenient that a video using this song comes up just about now.
Ayoo fr
It came out in 1994
First:
Young Joseph exclusively drifting is absolutely cannon.
Second:
Johnathan would NEVER be angry at someone defeating DIO
They burnt his body.
Well I meannnnnnn Dio did some wild things with his body 😳 so Idk if you would still want that probably has herpes and every disease from s*x known and unknown to man 💀
A robo-Jonathan head fighting Jotaro over a cigarette feels like something that would actually happen in the manga
The survivor stand impact
Jonathan's ok with smoking since he's from the 1800's, he was just angry at Jotaro for chewing his instead of smoking it.
@@RafcioPafcio1:11 have cannon event
@@theultimatememelord5494 honestly I think the problem is that Jotaro is smoking a cigarette. Back in those days cigarettes were considered low class and trashy. True gentlemen smoke pipes
@@PikachuLittle"no grandchildren of my will smoke something that isn't a pipe"
Now we need a parody of cotton eye Joe That recaps all of part one. Call it cotton eye JoJo
Cotton eye jojo , that's a good idea !
Cotton eye joestar
@@1killtristan337 so why did Jonathan decide to kill jotaro?
@@oisinlynch8427 idk
@@oisinlynch8427c i g g i e
The underrated masterpiece of the entire Joe Joe community
2 minutes and 17 seconds of the absolute power of SFM animation
It deserves a trillion views!
1:18 German science is the best!
BUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAKKAAAAMONNOOOGAAAAAA
I fully believe that Jonathan and Jotaro WOULD end up fighting because Jonathan is a perfect gentleman and Jotaro is the kind of ruffian who leaves restaurants without paying if he doesn’t like the food.
Nah, their interactions in Eyes of Heaven show that they would get along. Jonathan is not judgmental at all, and Jotaro has a lot of respect for Jonathan.
Both comments make perfect sense, either way it goes I’m all for it
I mean yeah but i feel like jonathan would be proud of his great grandson after part 3. Man ends up having a stand but still gets an education in marine life/biology and also continues his bloodline just not with the last name joestar cuz of holly
@@aaronmobile243 you can still be apart of a family/bloodline even if you have a different last name lmfao
George Joestar I looking at your comment and begins gentlemanly swearing at you for saying his son is a gentleman.
You know, it makes perfect sense that Johnathan would still be able to use Hamon. With a metal body, he doesn't need to breath, therefore he has InFiNiTe LuNg CaPaCiTy
yes
How?
@@Nombrenooriginal Its simple. His neck and esophagus no longer leads to lungs. He can "breath" because he's still moving air, but he has no limits to breathing now because he has no lungs.
@@justinweber4977 oh
@@Nombrenooriginal Yeah, I'm happy I was able to BS that answer so quickly.
クレイジーすぎて好き
Ok
This video may have been only 2 minutes and 17 seconds long, but I swear to God, and this isn't even a joke, it felt like an entire episode.
I completely forgot what I was doing after I done watching this.
I can imagine Dio talking to Jonathan with long conversations like:
"You know, you're descendants are a bunch of nuiscenes."
"You almost killed me and put me in a glass jar and kept me in that coffin for 100 years!"
"Fair point."
You are descendants
Dio then proceeded to make 4 more lmao
"Kill me"
"Later"
NANI
@@legs9086 LMAOOO
I love how everything in this is lore-plausible.
Especially all the crap Joseph's car goes through.
It would make Jonathan a vampire though..
Is it lore, you saw diavolo dies here
@@spacial1857 fair enough!
Lord Kars in the back window 🌠
Yep
Really good animation and all but nobody is seriously NOT gonna mention how freaking adorable Jotaro looks at 0:07?
0:12 背景オルガが死んだ所で草
Jonathan being upset with Jotaro is the amount of wholesomeness we didn’t know we needed
Jonathan smoked a pipe in the manga
@@josheaster1547 I haven’t read the manga but are you sure it wasn’t a bubble pipe?
@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331nope a real one
666'th like
Jonathan has seen a lot of sh*t of the new century.
But still is wholesome to see him alive at least.
Your videos are some of my favorite JJBA content out there. Thank you for making us smile!!!
I love how at 1:11 only Polnareff looks at diavolo floating because he's the only one that's seen him.
I love how you threw Diavolo in just to be 100% sure that this is canon.
Yeah which is why polnareff wheeled out with a chair
@@aaronmobile243every people look Jonathan
Polnaref:DİAVOLOOO
This is even more wholesome than when Jonathan was alive 😂😂😂😂😂
(Edit:- lol this is my first edit of my life thank you for the likes this is how it feels to get likes lol )
Ye cuz he DIED on boat
@@vikordszarcus227.. And becomes skull
Bruh imagen if Jonathan was alive as a head in a jar futurama style
This should be in a try not to laugh
@@The_Blue_Otaku would his stand be the same one as the one he has in the alternat universe?
"They find Jonathan's head and the Speedwagon Foundation builds him a robot body" is the kind of thing I could see actually happening.
Goodness gracious, hearing this song after all the memes is bonkers
yeah
Jonathan: WHY IS MY GREAT GRANDSON SMOKING AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!? THIS IS UNACCETABLE BEHAVIOR!
In the manga jonathan smoked a pipe a 12 lol
@@yourmonke4223 pipes fine it’s just cigs that are bad
Yare yare
When Jonathan Joestar was experiencing the best of _German Engineering_
true
SEKAI ICHI
I heard somebody say it's the greatest in the world I just can't remember who
この引き込まれるようなスピード感と圧倒的編集力ッ！！新手のスタンド使いかッ！！
I have watched this video 100 times already! Brilliant thing! Thank you!
Fun fact: in the manga, Jonathan is shown secretly smoking so he probably wouldn't have any problem with Jotaro doing so
Why would he have a problem? Back then smoking wasn't considered bad.
@@GIOGIOJOJOOO Hed probably think it was ungentlemanly or something
@@GIOGIOJOJOOO Probably, but he and his friends still did it in secret like if they were afraid to get busted
@@Ivytheherbert No why!! 💀😂
Not just that he was a 12 year old kid smoking a pipe and he asks the other boys if they want to smoke with him in secret. It implied Jonathan stole his dad's pipe. Too bad the anime skipped this (and other parts that really humanized Jonathan).
You know I never thought about the fact that Joseph could have beaten dio easily if he just equipped the team with UV lights from part 2 in a torchlight form.
Couldn't Dio just stop time and run away or just lessen their number tho he also had like 30 knives in his pocket so idk if it would be that effective
@@damian22x38 Nah , theres a cool down to time stop , and they didn't just straight up fight dio , plus your forgetting how smart Joseph and Jotaro are , as I don't think Joseph would allow a UV torch to be easily breakable by knives.
They could also shine the light out at the distance outside his 10meter time stop range , or Joseph could have shined it on dio when he was running away, which would have atleast kept dio from drinking his blood.
I mean just think about it , when they busted a hole in dio's house so the sun would shine , Dio didn't stop time to stop the wall breaking , but just ran, which means he can't affect something outside his range , so thats all they'd have to do.
I don't think UV lights were a thing in the late 80s. At least not commercially
@@lordchapelseed791 dude didn't you watch part 2 , the Nazi's had UV lights , like mad.
Plus I doubt in the 80s let alone today , you will find commercial cyborg hands , yet Joseph has one.
@@WeAreTheDraiken we have fully fleged arms that work by brain wave although they are new
Summer: asks quickly and boringly
Fifteen minute break:
Before nugget meme exist
Og cotton eye joe
I like how Jonathan looks younger than all of them even though he’s older than all of them..
woah I never realized that
He’s a vampire
@@thornet6925 no he is not
@@michealvoorhees7621 in this video he is that’s why he’s surviving without a body
@@thornet6925 oh ok
1:30 cyber Jonathan he does not accept that his descendants smoke!
he barely smoking lol he legit chewing it
He did smoke in the manga.
@@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 He smoked a pipe, not a cigarette. I guess he sees pipes as acceptable but cigarettes as an abominable sin.
@@salmon_lamb0 Kek, deathsticks strike again.
Lol
This is probably one of my favorite youtube videos
part 7 lookin wild
1:05 Polnareff's reaction tells everything
I love how Polneraff just comes out of the room in a wheelchair even tho he hasn’t met Diavolo yet.
He did very briefly with the scientists
Diavolo flew across the room while they were getting jonathan a body
Diavolo skipped past the moment he crippled Polnareff.
Then he pulls out a sandwich and everyone realize he was a heavy main all this time.
I just noticed the detail of Polnareff staring at Diavolo while everyone else ignores him.
I like how, if this happened, it would've meant Dio deliberately kept Johnathan alive and put his head in his old head-case. Then they spent 100 years with nobody but each other for company.
This would imply Dio had a last-minute change of heart and took JoJo's body to save both of them, since Jojo was unconscious and Dio needed to get them into the secret compartment.
Edit: In other words, they killed a nice version of Dio.
So he kept him in a fridge like TF2 Medic?
@@foldabotZ Yep
Lol
"Nice"
I wouldn't say "Nice", more like "selectively nice".
If you aren't Jonathan, Pucci, or Giorno's mom then he would have no issue killing you
That really begs the question, if we had UV lamps that could stop the pillar men in the 30s, why haven't the Speedwagon Foundation mass produce that shit ASAP after they found out DIO was alive?
good question, this is because plot exist
Yeah, why tho? with their resources, they could just build up a sun grenade.
@@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 "Ready to engage VATS"
@@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 Motion-activated glow-egg. Chuck it at Dio, and it lights up on its own. Also, it changes color.
Araki forgot
Finally after a zillion years i found this pearl again
Это лучшее возвращение Джонатана. Хотя других не было.
1:12
Everyone else: _Gasp_
Kakyoin: *He saw something he shouldn't have seen*
He seen a random moment from Part 6
Polnareff: wait a sec, ayin't it that one f*cker from Italy?
Jotaro: Singing song
Help
They have me at gunpoint
But for Joseph nothing new, his ally was a German cyborg from which there was also nothing left but a head.
0:31 You can tell Joseph is saying oh my god. That's perfect.
Watched this video 2 times in a row in a new year for no reason lol
The amounts of jojo references in this jojo video is surprising (kars' body etc.)
I would pay so much money to get a spin-off series of all the crusaders going around the world solving mysteries Scooby-doo style
Same
Yes
Thats just part 4
1:13 "And with the German engineering, we're excited to present to you... JONATHRON JOESTAAAAR!!!!!"
German engineering
Just realized Joseph could have brought an UV light with himself
Stardust crusader when enyaba doesnt send stand user:
Diavolo flying by when the scientists were building Jonathan's new body got me, this was excellent, great stuff.
😁😂👍
As was Polnareff being the only one to take notice of him.
0:20 if Joseph was smarter
I would love to see a half hour long version of this
seeing the meme this is the first thing i remembered
I really wish something like this happened, but instead...
When it was day time dio was sleeping in a coffin, Joseph, Polnareff, kakyoin, and jotaro carries it outside and dances and opens it and dio burns alive while they see jonathans head in it and they get it, they go to space and get kars body for jonathan and bam hes OP now and alive aswell
Not baddo I love this plot as well 😂😂😂
Well in the end of the video Jonathan body exploded anyways so we can do your story as well XD
at this point, this seems a legit jojo plot
Considering how far Kars has gone floating
the ultimate hamon user
they can't get kars' body because he's technically still alive because he can't die
All Jonathan wanted is a healthy grand grand son
grand grand grand
Hope he doesn't see his daughter in law
@@genghiskhan5701hope he doesnt see me im johhny joestar
This 2 minute video is somewhat actually better than some episodes
Who knew that the motive of this song would be associated with singing nuggets, and not with this masterpiece...
Imagine if he still could use hamon how overpowered he would be
He has a mouth so mabey
@@8footspidercrab lungs are vital to hamon users
@@OjamaIndigo and oxygen is vital fir the brain your point
@@8footspidercrab it's a meme
its a meme but yeah he cant use hamon unless they make artifical lungs which he doesnt need considering the fact that hes literally alive with just his head.
"All dreams have meaning"
My Dreams:
Good Dream you got. Im jealous
Yeah same
My dreams is if s**tpostbot 90000 randomly generated something
@@technicrain0 Your hair sucks
@@cobnation2711 DORARARARARARARARRARARARA
Speedrunning your favorite story game and finding out there was some cool hidden shit in it just because the devs knew you would pull that shit.
This is the real cotton eye Joe meme
I like how Jotaro's battle cry is just "Doggo! Doggo! Doggo!"
ド = Do
ゴ = Go
He loves dogs so much it's his battle cry
All Joseph's car crash:
0:01 Crash encounter: 1
0:16 Crash encounter: 2
0:50 Crash encounter: 3
lol
The best driver
I love how quickly his expression upon discovering that his body got burned to crisp along with dio lmao
Больше смысла чем во всех сериях Скибиди туалетов
1:50 those expressions are so sexy 😂😁
I know!
Ikr
Lol
jesus jesse, who the f*ck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!
0:48 *And this is the reason why Kars hate Joseph Joestar*
Кто-то:сколько раз ты это пересмотрел
Я:айэтикэмпэ Кам Эма джоу
Diavolo's death makes everything canon, even this.
What is funny is that it could easily be a real episode of the series.
I love how Kars didn't look like he struggled while freezing, he looked like he was mildly disappointed and huddled himself up
Where tf was Kars
@@VERGILGASM 0:13 background
Brooo this song now vs then
Then: Nostalgic, American(?), and good song
Now: OMEGA NUGGET THAT TALKS
If you know this song before gedagedegadageda o ur a person ☝️
0:58 My brain went 100% darker
The Jonathan Jar Project
Fun Fact: in 1:50. He isnt moving his mouth. His own nervous system is making it move. So Jotaro is just doing the poker face. While the nervous system moves his mouth for no apparent reason
Lol
fun fact: your joke isn't funny
@@gabbie25 No one asked and we don't care
@@gabbie25 fun fact: your fun fact is not fun nor fact
@@gabbie25 it's a fun fact and halfly a joke cuz it kind of makes me laugh when I think deeply about it
I like the music and the car montage
I've watched this about 10-20 times now, and I just noticed the little detail of Polnareff reacting to Diavolo showing up
This is definitely what I dreamt the last two months after binge watching Jojo
1:36 jonathan dooesn't even need a stand to see and fight other stands
he is a stand himself
he technically has a stand due to the arrow striking his body. but it's like hermit purple soooo... yeah.
Hahahaha yee
Foo Fighters
I could just see Jonathan now being like stands back in my day we had to beat the s*** out of ourselves with our own hands you spoiled kids wouldn't last five minutes back in my day
He Had A Ha Stand Called The Pasione.That Was Same Type And Ablity Of Joseph Joestar.
Underrated channel tbh
Man poor kars freezed body drifting through space in the background 💀💀💀