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  • @TreSneaky
    @TreSneaky Před 10 lety +1313

    LOL, studying engineering, its so true, we had 1 girl in a class and she dropped out.

    • @xDELFYonceagain
      @xDELFYonceagain Před 9 lety +41

      Yeah haha, i've seen a couple but they are super smart.

    • @kaziabir1
      @kaziabir1 Před 8 lety +96

      +TreSneaky I give all my homeworks to the one really cute girl left in my Engineering classes. I make sure she does her projects and shit on time lol. I want nothing in return but I need her to not drop out of engineering lmao.

    • @SherlockMahomes99
      @SherlockMahomes99 Před 7 lety +65

      kaziabir1 Virgin

    • @JessY_8
      @JessY_8 Před 5 lety +24

      It's been 4 years, but at the uni I'm at there's plenty of girls! But it does vary for each stream of engineering, like civil and biomed I'd say have far more than mechanical or mechatronics

    • @Lovelytik
      @Lovelytik Před 5 lety +25

      @@kaziabir1 stop that shit

  • @gjoel57
    @gjoel57 Před 10 lety +1180

    Couldn't find a funnier guy so i had to settle with this :P

  • @xSLUSHIEx
    @xSLUSHIEx Před 10 lety +1341

    'get it? study IT' HAHAHAHA

    • @aznmickster
      @aznmickster Před 10 lety +99

      thanks for explaining the joke, i really didn't get it

    • @xSLUSHIEx
      @xSLUSHIEx Před 10 lety +61

      I was just quoting him hahaha

    • @andyp3525
      @andyp3525 Před 10 lety +11

      aznmickster I GET IT, YOU REALLY DIDN'T GET "IT" HAHAHHA

    • @ned7754
      @ned7754 Před 10 lety

      SwopCovers shut up aditya pokorrel ya fuck

    • @hellcatrunner3
      @hellcatrunner3 Před 10 lety +7

      aznmickster You may need to rethink your definition of "explaining"

  • @RaynorsProphet
    @RaynorsProphet Před 10 lety +633

    "I saw a girl in a lecture once. She was really fat and wearing a Zelda T-shirt. I think I'm in love" - Holy crap dude you nail'd it xD

    • @emberdrops3892
      @emberdrops3892 Před 3 lety +9

      @Adrian Enrique Arenas Roth I hope you don't mean that serious XD

  • @lauraaaxlu
    @lauraaaxlu Před 10 lety +493

    i like how you get more and more passionate as the video goes on

  • @FinalCutVideography
    @FinalCutVideography Před 8 lety +349

    hahahaha "never speak to me again you peasant"

    • @ejanocrowsnatcher6785
      @ejanocrowsnatcher6785 Před 7 lety +6

      accurate

    • @leishayoung4124
      @leishayoung4124 Před 6 lety +9

      ...even though so many 'Arts/Law' students end up dropping out of law and becoming Arts students when they realise how fucking boring it is LOL!

  • @4getfulness16
    @4getfulness16 Před 8 lety +399

    "I couldn't get in to anything so I had to settle for this" omg Im crying 😂 haha

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 Před 10 lety +206

    This is scarily accurate

  • @krishnaparmar5735
    @krishnaparmar5735 Před 7 lety +389

    Teacher: i can't wait to inspire the next generation
    10 years later...
    Teacher: I HATE KIDS
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mazdoctorxd
      @mazdoctorxd Před 5 lety

      Krishna Parmar tru dat

    • @ameliaedwards5379
      @ameliaedwards5379 Před 5 lety +17

      It's inaccurate. I did teaching at uni. I'm only a year out and I hate the kids now.

    • @mazdoctorxd
      @mazdoctorxd Před 5 lety

      Amelia Edwards takes time with different people I guess

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so Před 3 lety

      Oh it was inspire? I heard expire lmao

  • @Denizen36
    @Denizen36 Před 10 lety +80

    Only girl I've seen in an Engineering lecture was in the wrong room

  • @windradyne8724
    @windradyne8724 Před 7 lety +62

    I wanted to do Arts so bad, but no, I had to settle for fucking commerce thanks to the stigma.

    • @applesmith8129
      @applesmith8129 Před 7 lety +2

      Windra dyne I wanted to do psychology or drama, but I did business because of the same reason as you

    • @kopanokhumalo4344
      @kopanokhumalo4344 Před 7 lety +2

      Windra dyne i wanted to do political science but i did chemical science instead...stigma

  • @KyLives
    @KyLives Před 10 lety +98

    You probably just increased university enrolments across the nation

  • @Macconator2010
    @Macconator2010 Před 10 lety +95

    hahah 98% of people at uni: 'I couldn't get in to _____ so I had to settle for _____'

  • @MissWooHoo11
    @MissWooHoo11 Před 7 lety +161

    Omg so true about engineering. There's like 1 chick per 50 guys

    • @mattieb98
      @mattieb98 Před 7 lety +3

      MissWooHoo11 - BSL for American Pit Bull Terriers! We have a class of 270 with 12 girls.

    • @MrYousifmen
      @MrYousifmen Před 7 lety +2

      in my country every 20 girls there are 2 guys

    • @canchem9825
      @canchem9825 Před 7 lety

      Canada.

    • @rudders8054
      @rudders8054 Před 7 lety +1

      At my uni for games programming their are no girls in each year

    • @jessiey6386
      @jessiey6386 Před 6 lety +4

      In Sydney it really depends on which stream, stuff like mechanical yea mostly guys but civil and biomed it's 50/50

  • @00ExpiredSandwich00
    @00ExpiredSandwich00 Před 10 lety +49

    LOL. DAT art impersonation.'I couldn't get into anything, so I had to settle for this' XD

  • @saschae2391
    @saschae2391 Před 10 lety +30

    Engineering: "I saw a girl in a lecture once!" AHAHAHA I'm dying

  • @bakeryssoul
    @bakeryssoul Před 4 lety +18

    Chinese international students now: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT UNI WE JUST WEAR THE GUCCI

  • @BrotherTree1
    @BrotherTree1 Před 9 lety +32

    Can't think of a more accurate portrayal of Uni lol.

  • @NoahAndABadger
    @NoahAndABadger Před 10 lety +146

    I go to uni and I don't really like it. I find I made more friends and lots of really good ones at my schools. but at uni everyone is very clique-y and judgemental. I tried talking to people and they didn't really want to talk back. Also most things revolve around drinking which I don't do (n). I had such high expectations (maybe plays a part) so this is bery bery sad :p

    • @xDELFYonceagain
      @xDELFYonceagain Před 9 lety +7

      Too true.

    • @NoahAndABadger
      @NoahAndABadger Před 9 lety +28

      Don't worry, I'm still at uni (last year) and it's a bit better. Like with everything it just takes time. You just need to throw yourself out there. It's a big place so you're bound to find someone! Remember if they're no good to you, they're not worth your time. Spend time with those who are awesome to you, they're the ones you wanna hold onto. If someone's not nice to you leave em out! :p

    • @NoahAndABadger
      @NoahAndABadger Před 9 lety +25

      It was meant to be an Indian accent...
      Hey deserves not to have friends because of the way they spell a word. What kind of logic!

    • @xDELFYonceagain
      @xDELFYonceagain Před 9 lety +22

      SarzaelX
      Give it a rest, mate. It's a stupid argument you are tying to pull.

    • @xDELFYonceagain
      @xDELFYonceagain Před 9 lety

      SarzaelX
      I don't spend 10 minutes spell checking my youtube posts like you.

  • @jfiazy
    @jfiazy Před 10 lety +29

    Lost my shit at dentistry, pharmacy, commerce and all indians and asians not doing medicine
    truer words were never said

  • @Noperare
    @Noperare Před 3 lety +2

    Fuhrer: "I couldn't get in to fine arts so I had to settle for this"

  • @awges
    @awges Před 8 lety +17

    fucking hell you're right i couldnt get into law

  • @MrMb889
    @MrMb889 Před 10 lety +27

    life of an engineering student :(

  • @BlackDevil4EVRRR
    @BlackDevil4EVRRR Před 10 lety +49

    Didnt make it to uni coz I was too busy watching this :)

  • @before_beth
    @before_beth Před 10 lety +15

    "never speak to me again peasant" haha

  • @R3dhawk95
    @R3dhawk95 Před 10 lety +14

    hmmm ski society appeals to me now...

  • @KimOBrien280
    @KimOBrien280 Před 10 lety +18

    You never fail to make me lol with the discomfort of truth and levity.

    • @KimOBrien280
      @KimOBrien280 Před 10 lety +12

      Na, I couldn't get into law. I'm 3rd year psych ;)

    • @Hazamatoxin
      @Hazamatoxin Před 10 lety +9

      Kim O'Brien
      I COULDN'T GET INTO LAW, SO I HAD TO SETTLE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @FeelFree3
      @FeelFree3 Před 10 lety

      "discomfort of truth", do you mean Psychology is a bad course to study?

    • @KimOBrien280
      @KimOBrien280 Před 10 lety

      Not at all, I learned a lot from it while I was studying ;)

  • @myoneandmylonely
    @myoneandmylonely Před 10 lety +1

    This is absolutely perfect!!! Especially for health students and mature aged students! Sums uni students up perfectly!!!

  • @amaanahmed7376
    @amaanahmed7376 Před rokem +1

    I literally couldn’t breathe. First CZcams vid that actually had my dying in a while

  • @Xilen7
    @Xilen7 Před 9 lety +99

    I actually wanted to study Commerce. It was my first choice. lol.
    Still the others were funny.

    • @AlphaTek795
      @AlphaTek795 Před 9 lety +8

      Yeah same, I did Fine Arts just out of personal choice. Still pretty 75% accurate though I'll admit.

    • @koolgal103
      @koolgal103 Před 8 lety +32

      +Xilen7 Sorry about Law and Med, guys :(

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 Před 7 lety +7

      Me doing Econ: "I actually don't want to be here but my upbringing has made me high maintenance and morally apathetic so I'm here until I get recruited by an investment bank."

    • @CookiesForLif329
      @CookiesForLif329 Před 5 lety

      @@zandaroos553 I double major in econ and finance and I actually want to work in investment banking.

    • @australianpatriot
      @australianpatriot Před 4 lety

      @@koolgal103 rip to those who did law and now there no jobs

  • @lewiale1
    @lewiale1 Před 7 lety +31

    I'm an arts student majoring in communications. This could not be more accurate.

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat Před 3 lety

      you can became a professor and carry on this pyramind scheme

  • @swk959pm
    @swk959pm Před 10 lety +26

    there are actually more hot girls in science than you think

    • @mikejfwalsh
      @mikejfwalsh Před 10 lety

      This is true as I do a science course... and theres quite a few hotties

    • @AlphaTek795
      @AlphaTek795 Před 8 lety +5

      Mikey W95 Funny you mention that...leaving Fine Arts to study Science...Hotties here I come!!!1!! :P But seriously it doesn't matter what subject you choose to pursue, there's always going to be hotties.

    • @anycomb814
      @anycomb814 Před 4 lety

      Straight faced lies

  • @mr.normalguy69
    @mr.normalguy69 Před 4 lety +7

    Economics: I couldn't get in business studies, so I had to settle for this.

  • @kakushi27
    @kakushi27 Před 10 lety +26

    that Atar tho.

  • @mango2673
    @mango2673 Před 7 lety +5

    This is the best video ever, all so accurate!
    I died at engineering and arts, this is too good!

  • @demetrymalahoff
    @demetrymalahoff Před 9 lety +1

    You made me laugh for the first time in a few days that have been really hard. Thank you

  • @legendddhgf
    @legendddhgf Před 5 lety +12

    I loved the teaching one:
    10 years later: I HATE KIDS.

  • @rachelletagala
    @rachelletagala Před 10 lety +25

    OMG THE INTERNATIONAL ASIAN ONE KILLED ME BAHAHAHA

  • @mchappster5653
    @mchappster5653 Před 10 lety +41

    Oh and nice job at the Adelaide fringe /:D

    • @TheZyzxx
      @TheZyzxx Před 8 lety

      +Neel Kolhatkar I've never seen an uploader comment with 1 like.

  • @Zenxon
    @Zenxon Před 5 lety +3

    I like how his passion increases as the video goes on, cheers algorithm

  • @johnpeoplefox
    @johnpeoplefox Před 7 lety +4

    The professor of communication part absolutely kills me XD

  • @sophiekuijper5394
    @sophiekuijper5394 Před 4 lety +1

    i don't know why youtube recommended threw this at me 5 years after it went up, but I'm grateful.

  • @theminisimmer
    @theminisimmer Před 6 lety +6

    Me in University:
    *is in Performing Arts*
    I couldn't get into crap all... SO I HAVE TO SETTLE WITH THIS

  • @sabrinaislam28
    @sabrinaislam28 Před 10 lety

    NEEL, I LOVE THIS. Spot on generalisations! Very smart and perceptive you are. :)

  • @minagerges1992able
    @minagerges1992able Před 10 lety +16

    Hahahaha I love this! I would share it, but I'd probably offend half my friends list lol.

  • @VeritasdeLumin
    @VeritasdeLumin Před 10 lety +5

    I'm doing an BA of Arts majoring in communication and I'm also part of the dramatic society.
    I can say that this is 100% accurate! (I lost my shit at 1:29)

  • @IizUname
    @IizUname Před 8 lety +13

    The engineering one tho!

  • @Pacmanite
    @Pacmanite Před 10 lety +17

    Mature age student: "Hey tutor, look at all this EXTRA WORK that I did"
    So, so accurate.

  • @tovsteh
    @tovsteh Před 8 lety +3

    Universities are businesses, and business is good. Universities will not provide you with the knowledge to be successful, that knowledge you must find for yourself. The most valuable thing a university/school can give you is the aspect of socializing and creating networks, and that stuff is free.

    • @mayablue9815
      @mayablue9815 Před 8 lety +1

      +toasteh Over generalisation. The high-end degrees teach far more than networking.

    • @chinesemimi
      @chinesemimi Před 8 lety

      +toasteh that stuff is not free, it's freakin around 100k

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh Před 8 lety

      Maya Blue I agree. But the majority of degree's offered are indeed not very technical, but theoretical.

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh Před 8 lety

      Mish. Michelle True.:)

    • @jeneralgod
      @jeneralgod Před 8 lety +1

      +Mish. Michelle thats why its called "study now, pay later", why do you think people are so desperate for jobs nowadays

  • @mshara1
    @mshara1 Před 10 lety +10

    This is brilliant

  • @chriskyriacou862
    @chriskyriacou862 Před 10 lety +1

    I was waiting for IT..
    NAILED IT.
    *applauds*

  • @jillianlewis9675
    @jillianlewis9675 Před 4 lety +1

    The high energy in this video

  • @joshuahuf9747
    @joshuahuf9747 Před 5 lety +3

    As someone going Into engineering.
    It's true

  • @zosqi
    @zosqi Před 5 lety +4

    This reminds me of papa franku

  • @DonDamov
    @DonDamov Před 10 lety +2

    The Communication degree and Professor of Communication ones are sooooo true.

  • @VOLightPortal
    @VOLightPortal Před 3 lety

    This taught me all I needed to know about life in one video

  • @Ereay99
    @Ereay99 Před 10 lety +1

    "i didn't get into medicine so you have to come and support me alright?" smashed it.

  • @JayLeePoe
    @JayLeePoe Před 5 lety +4

    Still 100% accurate

  • @seamushalloran9676
    @seamushalloran9676 Před 10 lety

    This is really accurate. Especially the bits about the Ski team and the Science students.

  • @aceapari2902
    @aceapari2902 Před 6 lety

    I just discovered this channel! You are so hilarious!

  • @stories-kit
    @stories-kit Před 5 lety +1

    This is the type of crazy I get when am left on my own devices for too long and there’s no one in the room to bare witness

  • @aimee3477
    @aimee3477 Před 10 lety +1

    I've never laughed so hard at a video😂! Good job! 👌

  • @proximohitman
    @proximohitman Před 10 lety +36

    Engineering: I saw a girl in a lecture once ROFL! so effing true

  • @DJBestBoi
    @DJBestBoi Před 10 lety

    Hahaha! Loved the bit where 10 years later you'll eventually hate your job xD

  • @ba4049
    @ba4049 Před 5 lety

    i can feel the energy radiating from this video

  • @cobi617
    @cobi617 Před 4 lety +3

    that homemade bong lmao

  • @858Marissa
    @858Marissa Před 9 lety +7

    I didn't get into law so I had to do psychology - no. Psychology is so hard to get into >.

  • @SS-em1mv
    @SS-em1mv Před 3 lety +1

    The last IT one with Indian Accent was the most hilarious for me😂😂😂👌👌

  • @stephencrompton4352
    @stephencrompton4352 Před 5 lety

    You nailed the engineering one😂😂

  • @leonklaassen-jones5501
    @leonklaassen-jones5501 Před 10 lety +1

    U should try to get in to the Adelaide fringe in the garden of unearthly delights.

  • @North4kai
    @North4kai Před 9 lety +2

    Love the ending!

  • @sudarshan3965
    @sudarshan3965 Před 7 lety +13

    I'm in Engineering.

  • @tulip5210
    @tulip5210 Před 5 lety +2

    "I saw a girl in a lecture once," LMAO

  • @strayabeatz5102
    @strayabeatz5102 Před 10 lety +6

    I dont go to uni so i had no idea what was goin on. still a great video :)

  • @veryconfused9768
    @veryconfused9768 Před 3 lety +2

    That's so true for medical after 4 years trying for NEET and with general quota I choose nursing and I am unhappy.
    wish I had left anything related to medical coz it hurts everytime.

  • @twowheelseatingmeals-motoj8080

    AWWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAHA
    I knewww the arts one was coming up and you just didnt hold back on it

  • @johntypas6365
    @johntypas6365 Před 7 lety +6

    1:30 She was actually wearing a minecraft necklace

  • @MetalPatrick93
    @MetalPatrick93 Před 10 lety +1

    Neel realised his audience finally graduated into uni

  • @MilkySandwich
    @MilkySandwich Před 5 lety

    This is genius.
    Pure, unadulterated genius.

  • @dharishinniambalagrame4239

    SO bloody hilarious and accurate ;)

  • @RageElixir
    @RageElixir Před 9 lety +4

    too good.

  • @TheVitalMessages
    @TheVitalMessages Před 10 lety +3

    Love your work. And you're right, Law revues are fucking outstanding.

  • @pokemonhacker01
    @pokemonhacker01 Před 3 lety

    This video reminds me of another Australian legend...

  • @christobellious
    @christobellious Před 4 lety +1

    This could not be more accurate. Every. Single. Word.

  • @shanayaamohanga6338
    @shanayaamohanga6338 Před 5 lety

    I'm doing art and communacation at Griffith Collage and I have to say ACCURATE AF

  • @Cutie_Chik
    @Cutie_Chik Před 10 lety

    Classic "I couldn't get into medicine so you had to come to this"

  • @shttywind315
    @shttywind315 Před 3 lety

    from year 2020, this video is still valid.

  • @jonathannajarro8607
    @jonathannajarro8607 Před 10 lety +1

    an accurate documentary

  • @rachanae1
    @rachanae1 Před 10 lety +4

    HAHAHAHA i didnt get it first when he said "study IT" xD OMG LOOLOLOLOL i died xD

  • @perksofbeinghannie
    @perksofbeinghannie Před 10 lety

    Lol this is so funny I wish I could see one of your shows!

  • @scholarlywriters5970
    @scholarlywriters5970 Před 8 lety

    The guys and girls in College. Accurate description of the major activities! 

  • @tasha3757
    @tasha3757 Před 3 lety

    Lol, totally related to the 'I couldn't get into medicine. So i had to settle with this..."

  • @yddam33
    @yddam33 Před 10 lety +2

    This video could not be more accurate!

  • @Hawktotalwar
    @Hawktotalwar Před 10 lety

    I love the 10 years later haha

  • @davidjames4097
    @davidjames4097 Před 10 lety

    We had a society party called Get into IT. Your video is on point.

  • @niickychickie
    @niickychickie Před 10 lety

    The accuracy is scaring

  • @Non-qk6ww
    @Non-qk6ww Před 10 lety +2

    Haha great as usual :)

  • @Gina776
    @Gina776 Před 9 lety

    LMAO! This video gets funnier every time I watch it :D

  • @thelouster5815
    @thelouster5815 Před 4 lety +1

    The art one is so true haha

  • @Sharms27
    @Sharms27 Před 10 lety

    HAHAHA THE END "I didn't get into medicine so you have to support me all right??"