Your Printer is a Brat

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  • @eta1961
    @eta1961 Před 5 lety +3372

    Guy: **tries to print in black and white**
    Printer: *I NEED MAGENTA*

  • @butterskutz
    @butterskutz Před 10 lety +801

    Computers, laptops, mice and even keyboards will upgrade in time
    But a printer will always stay a printer

    • @bryanchung2023
      @bryanchung2023 Před 10 lety +34

      Will Smith 3D printers...uh oh

    • @butterskutz
      @butterskutz Před 10 lety +13

      If society stopped using paper, and assuming everything will be digitized, how would we wrap food, presents,decorate, and other things? Paper's not just for writing and drawing...

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 Před 10 lety +13

      ***** By then, we could use dollars for that.

    • @RK0978
      @RK0978 Před 10 lety +2

      butterskutz yeah and it would suck if the power went out.

    • @cameronbullard999
      @cameronbullard999 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** then u see it print pictures of cum XD

  • @gamechaser002
    @gamechaser002 Před 3 lety +408

    Hey, printer, I need you to scan something.
    "No, I'm low on cyan."
    But, you're scanning something, not print...
    "LOW, ON FUCKING, CYAN!!!"

    • @harrisbinkhurram
      @harrisbinkhurram Před 2 lety +8

      must be an ache-pee

    • @theperfectburger9892
      @theperfectburger9892 Před rokem +8

      Cmon everyone knows when doing anything printers use around 5-10% of all color cartridges it’s their secondary power source

    • @TopchetoEU
      @TopchetoEU Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@theperfectburger9892 no no no. they have to regularly let about 50% of the ink trough the ink jet so that no ink gets stuck. its for your own good :D

  • @thunderstruck59
    @thunderstruck59 Před 3 lety +1273

    2020 and this is still true

    • @yenchey3270
      @yenchey3270 Před 3 lety +20

      It baffles me how retarded the printers still are so many years after their invention, while literally everything around them has progressed tremendously

    • @OwenRozeboom
      @OwenRozeboom Před 3 lety +26

      2021 and this is still true

    • @darthwolfius7746
      @darthwolfius7746 Před 3 lety +10

      Because the entire printing industry is a fucking mafia. What I mean by that? Well listen here they sell printers on loss, very very cheap but is a crappy printer with a crappy toner with 2 ml of ink. Which is very fast consumed to force you to buy an other toner from nearly same price as a new printer! I haved an hp inkjet and after the ink was emptied I look for buying a new cartridge and was about same prince I paid for the printer about 25 euros and a new cartridge was 20 euros.
      I was so angry so I got to my family I borrow some money and I bought a laser printer for 300 euros but it worth’s money!

    • @STR1XDLB
      @STR1XDLB Před 3 lety +6

      This will be true to the end of time

    • @paolovd
      @paolovd Před 3 lety +1

      2021 it’s still true

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov Před 8 lety +3992

    This guy has it easy. My brother threw his old printer out of the 2nd floor window.

    • @Armaan8014
      @Armaan8014 Před 8 lety +160

      +Alex Must've felt good though

    • @sinonlovelysharpshooterggo8581
      @sinonlovelysharpshooterggo8581 Před 8 lety +10

      +Textynn Love that movie.

    • @danielw.1339
      @danielw.1339 Před 8 lety +10

      +Textynn Gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right

    • @ectocrafter8091
      @ectocrafter8091 Před 7 lety +34

      guys, guys, try the 20th floor (hotels are awesome for this stuff)

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 Před 7 lety +45

      Alex My cousin got arrested for throwing his off the top of a 17 story apartment building

  • @JefreySobreira
    @JefreySobreira Před 8 lety +4792

    This was made/posted in 2009.
    It's 2015 and nothing changed.

    • @deutscheuberlegenheit7452
      @deutscheuberlegenheit7452 Před 8 lety +25

      You've got that right

    • @Mi_Fa_Volare
      @Mi_Fa_Volare Před 8 lety +14

      Jefrey Sobreira It was like that since 2004

    • @Shaojackify
      @Shaojackify Před 8 lety +9

      +Jefrey Sobreira could have easily been 10 years before that and would be the same.

    • @myrkurvr
      @myrkurvr Před 8 lety +7

      +Jefrey Sobreira shitty printers cant fuction in my schol my teachers printer has a crash and printed 5000 pages of one document

    • @tim.e.l
      @tim.e.l Před 8 lety +8

      +Jefrey Sobreira Just be glad we are no longer using parallel and serial ports. Printers are a breeze in comparison.

  • @thepronoob4039
    @thepronoob4039 Před 4 lety +2473

    I don't like how accurate this still is.
    After 10 whole years.
    Edit: Make that 11.
    Edit 2: Stop saying 12, this video is still only 11 years old.
    Edit 3: there we go, 12 years.

  • @Subswithoutuploading-zw4xu
    @Subswithoutuploading-zw4xu Před 3 lety +1136

    I hate how accurate this is 11 YEARS later
    Edit: 12 years now

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 Před 3 lety +9

      Because people don't want to pay for a quality unit. Cheap printers that use cartridges are designed to act up and waste ink so you buy more cartridges.
      They make printers that you refill from cheap bottles of ink($5-10 for a bottle good for multiple refills) but those are $200-$500 VS less than $100

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc Před 3 lety +1

      Typical overpriviledged and rich white problem.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity Před 3 lety +4

      @@AK-tf3fc gonna go ahead ask you to don't

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc Před 3 lety +1

      @@BigT.Larrity Triggered much.

    • @markbean832
      @markbean832 Před 3 lety +10

      @@nobodyimportant2470 ummmmmm no. I work as an IT for a living and even printers over $1k can relate to this video.

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose Před 10 lety +481

    They can put man on the moon but they cannot make a printer that doesn't end up pissing you off.

    • @sypoth
      @sypoth Před 10 lety +11

      My laser printer hasn't given me an ounce of trouble, of course the bubblejunk I had before it is probably sitting in a land fill in many some places because it pulled this crap with me. Never gonna have a non laser printer again unless it's 3d.

    • @vadzimdambrouski5211
      @vadzimdambrouski5211 Před 9 lety +2

      Depends on how much you pay

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV Před 9 lety +1

      Vadim Dombrowski Modern laser printers cost roughly the same as inkjets.

    • @pomtubes1205
      @pomtubes1205 Před 6 lety +3

      PlasmaMongoose Who ever said that rockets never pissed off anyone?
      Think about it.

    • @kingyichi1149
      @kingyichi1149 Před 5 lety

      A man never made it to the moon maybe to the movie studio but that’s it

  • @KylePiira
    @KylePiira Před 8 lety +2613

    Why haven't we fixed this problem 7 years later?

    • @StopMotionPictures99
      @StopMotionPictures99 Před 8 lety +40

      I have a printer that's between 10 to 15 years old (maybe even older for all I know) and it works just fine. Don't know what kind of shitty new-age printers you guys are using.

    • @chrissabry7529
      @chrissabry7529 Před 8 lety +68

      yeah for some reason older printers are infinitely more efficient than the ones they make now. I had my ink cartridge for over a year before i had to change it

    • @StopMotionPictures99
      @StopMotionPictures99 Před 8 lety +28

      GD Intrix I think it's because they use cheaper materials now than they did back then.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry Před 8 lety +36

      +The Proper Gentleman capitalism.

    • @samalass466
      @samalass466 Před 7 lety

      Nobody knows...

  • @arcosmicfilms4932
    @arcosmicfilms4932 Před 6 lety +2032

    its 2018 and this is still relevant. what the fish bro -_-

    • @Milkaholic76
      @Milkaholic76 Před 6 lety +23

      I’m extremely depressed to admit this is accurate

    • @marimbasolo8306
      @marimbasolo8306 Před 5 lety +32

      "What the fish bro" 😂

    • @SuB-mt6nv
      @SuB-mt6nv Před 5 lety +4

      The printer i have has worked every time since my family got it, so i think that this problem is becoming less relavent.

    • @Verbindungsfehle
      @Verbindungsfehle Před 5 lety +15

      Yes, sadly because ink cartridges are a total scam and manufactures sell them for much more than they cost and additionally, they make it so that they are tricking the printer into being low, when there's still plenty of ink left..

    • @DreamskyDance
      @DreamskyDance Před 5 lety +5

      yuuuup. Fascinationg how much technology advanced... but printers are still spoiled brats.

  • @jacey8469
    @jacey8469 Před 4 lety +409

    It's 2019 now...
    1919: In a hundred years we will have flying cars!
    2019: *low ink*

  • @JelliThePilot
    @JelliThePilot Před 8 lety +1824

    This happens, ALL the goddamn time.

    • @thelvandamee3506
      @thelvandamee3506 Před 8 lety +2

      tell me about it it it sometimes do sent work and with me it also prints randomly even if the computers off

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 Před 8 lety

      +AlexRed95 EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! ugh!!

    • @thelvandamee3506
      @thelvandamee3506 Před 8 lety

      They mite as well make an auto correct is a brat it made me spell it three times

    • @JohnTR3Pritchett
      @JohnTR3Pritchett Před 8 lety +6

      +AlexRed95 I fucking hate when my home appliances grow emotions and begin to converse with one another

    • @FalconFlyer75
      @FalconFlyer75 Před 8 lety +4

      it's even more annoying when it refuses to print and then maybe 2 days later decides to print like 20 copies of the document u no longer need.

  • @rubenvela6247
    @rubenvela6247 Před 8 lety +558

    "He did this to himself."

  • @ogichi32
    @ogichi32 Před 4 lety +81

    Oddly so satisfying to see that ink cartridge be ripped out.

    • @Volknsarr
      @Volknsarr Před 8 měsíci +1

      If a printer has feelings or not it was deserved😆

  • @plutodragon4
    @plutodragon4 Před 4 lety +114

    “Toss me my keys!”
    *The bratty half print smashes to pieces*
    “I said keys!”
    “I thought you said printer!”
    “Why would I say printer?”

  • @TehF0cus
    @TehF0cus Před 10 lety +2269

    This is funny, because it's true,

  • @hetakusoda2977
    @hetakusoda2977 Před 8 lety +670

    The funniest thing about this is that it's still relevant.

  • @craigniswonger
    @craigniswonger Před 6 lety +40

    This never fails to make me feel better after dealing with a printer.

  • @ttvbtwexe69
    @ttvbtwexe69 Před 6 lety +35

    This only happens when it’s 10 at night and my paper is due the next day

  • @derpqueen7804
    @derpqueen7804 Před 7 lety +2134

    the printer is like a whiney 5 year old

    • @glitchingaming2343
      @glitchingaming2343 Před 7 lety +66

      just like all printers

    • @khandapwner6805
      @khandapwner6805 Před 7 lety +18

      the keyboard sounds like hes 7 tho :/

    • @joyrider6456
      @joyrider6456 Před 7 lety +2

      MarioFan 835 Except Brother printers, those work always........even in OS's that don't officially support it anymore or dry ink channels, just clean the heads a couple times and you're good to go👍

    • @nrdesign1991
      @nrdesign1991 Před 7 lety +3

      Haven't had any bad moments with my Epson cheapie XP-235 (yet)

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 Před 7 lety +4

      I love my Brother MFC9340CDW. it's so smart. it runs its own cups server, so I can run it driverless, scanner compatibly with Mac, Linux, Windows, cell phone, toaster, coffee pot, and other printers (via fax).

  • @SalamenceFury
    @SalamenceFury Před 9 lety +285

    I work on IT.
    This is literally how every printer behaves.

  • @-.M.--
    @-.M.-- Před 5 lety +10

    An entire decade has passed and this still makes sense. Must we wait another century?

  • @duellinknyasarsalatiga2339
    @duellinknyasarsalatiga2339 Před 4 lety +35

    CPU : "Good Job Scanner"
    Scanner : "Thangs sir"
    Printer : "Show off!!"

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux Před 10 lety +173

    I don't CARE if you're out of cyan! I'm printing in BLACK AND WHITE!!! JUST LET ME PRINT IN BLACK AND WHITE!!!! >:{

    • @finesseandstyle
      @finesseandstyle Před 9 lety +2

      ***** Lol that was brilliant.

    • @0MochiCoconut0
      @0MochiCoconut0 Před 6 lety +1

      TheOfficialMiaBear Actually. The tounge is pink...

    • @daventoyhacao
      @daventoyhacao Před 6 lety +1

      beautybby1209 It actually needs red to balance the contrast of the yellow. So it would print it accurately. But still, using color on B&W documents is dumb 😭😭😭

  • @TROOLYyours
    @TROOLYyours Před 7 lety +1163

    lmao, how is it 2016 and every printer in the world still sucks ass, people talkin about 3D printers when we dont even have a decent 2D printer that does what its meant to yet

    • @SuzanaNature
      @SuzanaNature Před 7 lety +69

      It's is weird that my 3D printer is more liable than my 2D printer. LOL

    • @jeep1229
      @jeep1229 Před 7 lety +5

      I don't even have a color printer :I

    • @MicahHirakuTwiss
      @MicahHirakuTwiss Před 7 lety +6

      Nothing is 2D in a 3D world, though.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys Před 7 lety +27

      If you think your 2016 era printer is a nighmare, what that tells me is you weren't around for the 80's and early 90's.
      My current printer behaves about 90% of the time...
      My printer from 1994 would take 20 times as long to get the job done, complain about ink, have a connection problem, 3 paperjams, squirt out a bunch of ink even with no paper present, and then have clogged print heads and not print half of the page...

    • @smithsb
      @smithsb Před 7 lety +13

      Oh man I remember when that happened to me once. I was born in 1991 but for some reason my mother and step-dad kept this printer that was a nightmare. I always remember trying to print out notes to my mom (I was a little kid who learned how to work a printer) and it was loud, clunky took forever. And I got ink shot out at me like a warhead.

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 Před 5 lety +2

    I love this video because it not only does it show that basically every inkjet printer can induce aneurisms(I’m excluding laser and led printers because they do things differently) but also gives people insight on how your computer “talks” to everything else.

  • @jordanbiffle27
    @jordanbiffle27 Před rokem +4

    I remember when this first came out on CollegeHumor's site back in the day. Over a decade later and printers are still absolute brats.

  • @colonelthyran7755
    @colonelthyran7755 Před 9 lety +416

    It couldnt be more accurate....
    Oh how i hate printers.........

  • @YourMomz07
    @YourMomz07 Před 9 lety +694

    it's funny that this video should be outdated... (I think it came out a while before it was uploaded here)
    Yet, printers still suck and do stupid things like complain about ink levels. Mine complains when I want to print a document in just black and white ...but I'm low on color-ink.

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean Před 9 lety +28

      Or printing a pure black and white document but it won't print because Magenta is low. :p

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 Před 9 lety

      ... You use ink...?

    • @YourMomz07
      @YourMomz07 Před 9 lety +28

      eh...when my mind powers of mentally projecting an image onto paper fail, I resort to ink.
      ...what do you use?..

    • @flyguille
      @flyguille Před 9 lety

      that is the reason why I don't buy ink printers, them sucks!, be honest, it is a ballpoint pen technology done electrically, but without the ballpoint.

    • @YourMomz07
      @YourMomz07 Před 9 lety +3

      lol people keep on talking as though there are other options.

  • @thememester1190
    @thememester1190 Před 5 lety +8

    It's been almost a full 10 years and this is still relevant.

  • @jmak124
    @jmak124 Před 4 lety +49

    2019: Printers are still brats.

    • @arryo
      @arryo Před 4 lety +2

      2020 and scarce

  • @mrm64
    @mrm64 Před 8 lety +1341

    This is me RIGHT NOW! Y'know, not like I had to get to class ON TIME or anything, Printer, oh NO! Just decide NOT TO WORK for all I care!!!!

    • @sketchb.cartooni5840
      @sketchb.cartooni5840 Před 8 lety +22

      +mrm64 my problems at college.
      Need to print this out today?
      I'm out of Yellow

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 Před 8 lety +2

      Sketch B. Cartooni exactly!!

    • @silverwolfgaming8048
      @silverwolfgaming8048 Před 8 lety +15

      +mrm64 Yeah, happens all the goddamn time, its like, i wanna print something, says there's no paper, i look into the paper input tray, there's like 10 pieces of paper in there, i allign the paper, go to print, paper output tray is closed, i look at it, only like a small bit leaned up, i lean it down, try to print AGAIN, out of ink, go buy ink, come back and there's 10 copies of the thing i wanted to print scattered near my printer. Sighhhh

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 Před 8 lety +1

      SilverWolf Gaming Exactly! And it wastes your paper, smh!!

    • @axolotlsgonewild
      @axolotlsgonewild Před 7 lety +5

      That was always the worst. Library had the slowest printer known to man. I would try and print an essay before class only to storm out. Come back later that day to try again and there would be ten copies sitting in the recycle bin of what I was trying to print. Librarians would be pitching a fit. I just kept my head down and prayed that they wouldn't notice it was my work that got overprinted.

  • @jasonmccabe5915
    @jasonmccabe5915 Před 7 lety +91

    That's right. He did it to himself! He's lucky it was just his ink cartridges. He could have gotten the same treatment as that one in Office Space.

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername Před 5 lety +7

      When I'm fed up with my printer, I have another printer in the garage to keep it company. I just have a bunch of old printers lying around, and eventually, I'm going to either smash the printers with a blunt object or take the printers apart with a screwdriver. Man, inkjets suck.

    • @hg3990
      @hg3990 Před 4 lety +3

      @@1d10tcannotmakeusername Lasers have their own issues. My current color laser has ink residue on the sides of the paper whenever I print.

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername Před 4 lety +2

      @@hg3990 What brand is it

    • @philadler7399
      @philadler7399 Před 4 lety +1

      @@1d10tcannotmakeusername Oh geez I forgot this was here since I use this account now.
      It's a Samsung. Not sure if it's a drum issue or what.

  • @BTZSingh
    @BTZSingh Před 7 měsíci +2

    14 years and nothing changes.....

  • @brece5452
    @brece5452 Před 4 lety +8

    ITS 2019 AND WE STILL HAVE THIS PROBLEM!

    • @vendybirdsvadl7472
      @vendybirdsvadl7472 Před 3 lety

      Heard laser printers are way better than does stupid printers

  • @DustyOrchid057
    @DustyOrchid057 Před 7 lety +760

    should do a video about "your internet modem is a brat."

    • @varanderg
      @varanderg Před 7 lety +5

      DustyOrchid057 Yes please

    • @sinancothebest
      @sinancothebest Před 7 lety +5

      OMG totally

    • @the.abhiram.r
      @the.abhiram.r Před 6 lety +20

      modem: i hate streaming, i hate you, im turning off
      processor: you know you cant do-
      modem: i cant connect to the internet
      processor: but-
      modem: i cant connect
      processor: okay, screen, display a no internet connection error
      screen: but it can connect perfectly-
      processor: just do it
      screen: okay
      phone: he's hitting me, he's hitting me oh god save us_
      *continues screaming in the background*
      processor: see what you've done modem

    • @marter2006
      @marter2006 Před 6 lety +8

      or wi-fi router

    • @Firion316
      @Firion316 Před 5 lety +9

      WiFi - "I'm going to spread an internet signal to the entire area within my range....except the one *YOU* are currently sitting in.."

  • @abcessedtooth
    @abcessedtooth Před 7 lety +64

    I watched this, felt bad for all those times I slammed my keyboard, and then said: "Damn."

  • @meow8384
    @meow8384 Před 5 lety +4

    It’s 2019- 10 years later.
    NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!

  • @IsThatWheelJack9905
    @IsThatWheelJack9905 Před 2 lety +1

    Bruh 12 years of this and it already describes my problem so perfectly!

  • @paulcleaver5810
    @paulcleaver5810 Před 10 lety +78

    Yup, thats my printer alright...

  • @rai6373
    @rai6373 Před 8 lety +195

    My brother threw his old printer at me and gave me a black eye. He loves me so much

    • @earthygoku
      @earthygoku Před 8 lety

      Lol!

    • @HardcoreK1llar
      @HardcoreK1llar Před 7 lety

      Black eye?

    • @rai6373
      @rai6373 Před 7 lety +2

      +Gamer Guy 1236 yeah like a massive purple bruise around my eye its gone now though

    • @HardcoreK1llar
      @HardcoreK1llar Před 7 lety

      Rai Not like that, I know what they are, I just don't see how a printer only gives a black eye.

    • @rai6373
      @rai6373 Před 7 lety +1

      +Gamer Guy 1236 the paper cover thingy snapped off when he threw it and it slapped me in the face

  • @justabiscuit1794
    @justabiscuit1794 Před 6 lety

    I love seeing the teamwork

  • @aayushdeshpande9224
    @aayushdeshpande9224 Před 3 lety +4

    I was 4 when this came out and I'm 15 now. It's still as relatable wth!!!???

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 Před 10 lety +61

    And thus, the printer was banished to the realm of thrift stores and Goodwills like so many of his fellow brethren for an eternity of repentance.

  • @jenaminton7009
    @jenaminton7009 Před 8 lety +38

    Oh man, this is so true about my printer mostly because it is wireless now. The stupide thing doesn't connect to the internet, doesn't print the entire document, and just basically hates me. In quote of my one professor: "The phrase the dog ate my homework has turned into my computer ate my homework.

  • @michellemabelle123
    @michellemabelle123 Před 2 lety +4

    “No printers can be found”
    Printer: WiFi detected, connectivity strong
    “No printers can be found”
    It’s 2021 and this is still 100% accurate.

    • @AliceShinya
      @AliceShinya Před 2 lety +1

      Incredible how much annoying shit a printer can do, when you just need one page of simple black text and it seems it gets even worse with years not to mention how fast they break now

  • @robertthenoob1000
    @robertthenoob1000 Před 3 lety +6

    11 years later still funny

  • @capnprat7692
    @capnprat7692 Před 10 lety +36

    Yeah, and someone thought it was a good idea to make 3D printers? We can't even make 2D printers work yet...

  • @kebab_boi
    @kebab_boi Před 7 lety +47

    This is possibly the most legit video that I can relate to.

  • @JDRetrolUtion
    @JDRetrolUtion Před 8 měsíci +2

    I wish printers felt pain like this. They deserve it

  • @danieldjz
    @danieldjz Před 5 lety +2

    I swear I laugh to tears every time i watch this... brilliant.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 Před 10 lety +17

    A left handed keyboard? What evil magic is this!?

  • @flyerton99
    @flyerton99 Před 9 lety +23

    Printer : HE THREW MY CARTRIDGE OUT.
    Uh... Isn't that what low ink means?

    • @coolbionicle
      @coolbionicle Před 9 lety +4

      Pe ripped them off. This is how the printer felt: Someone just forcefully opened your jaw and consequently ripped it off of your head, then he proceeds to shove his hands in your mouth and grab and rip out your toungue. That's the kind of pain that the printer felt.

    • @kyledilbert6424
      @kyledilbert6424 Před 9 lety +4

      Like the monitor said , he did this to himself

    • @ysq2722
      @ysq2722 Před 5 lety

      Kyle Dilbert the desktop said that wtf

    • @python1972
      @python1972 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ysq2722 No the tower said that

    • @ysq2722
      @ysq2722 Před 5 lety

      @3L3M3NT4LP i can't spell your name
      the desktop is the tower

  • @christhefish11
    @christhefish11 Před 3 lety

    Watching this video is extremely cathartic in more ways than I am able to explain

  • @staticsignal3985
    @staticsignal3985 Před 8 měsíci +2

    2023 and still as relevant as ever.

  • @MuffinSparkle
    @MuffinSparkle Před 10 lety +28

    Just waiting for the sequel where he beats the printer down Office Space style.

  • @bitnewt
    @bitnewt Před 9 lety +145

    Any time I want to print anything...
    "Hi printer, can you just print this tiny little thing I need for tomorrow? It's only one page of solid black text!"
    "Nope."
    "What?"
    "Nope. I must use all of my colours too."
    "Well, fine then. Just do the thing!"
    "Loading... Processing... Taking my time..."
    "For goodness sake! Just go!"
    "Out of paper."

    • @alexkartashov4018
      @alexkartashov4018 Před 9 lety +1

      Printers these days like to do that since they use CYMK, they don't see black, as far as they care it's a really dark shade of gray, so what do they do to create it? Mix all the colors!.
      If you want to use the black, actual black, set your printer to print "Black and white Only" on the Control Panel menu.

    • @kmj2000
      @kmj2000 Před 9 lety +3

      ***** This didn't work for my old printer even when I did black and white printing. All cartridges had to be full. It was an HP. Now before I buy a printer I research the cartridges too.

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt Před 9 lety +1

      Those are some useful tips! Thanks. :)

    • @chrischoy9
      @chrischoy9 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** That is only available for HP printers

    • @44bigfreeze
      @44bigfreeze Před 6 lety +5

      "But it's full!"
      "Yeah, but I don't like this type of paper"
      "Ok, I got new paper"
      "Sorry, paper jam. Also, now I'm out of magenta ink"
      "Fine, new ink"
      "Wrong cartridge number, bro"
      "Sigh, here's another number..."
      "Wrong again"
      "Yet another number..."
      "You got it right!"
      "Now print"
      "Meh, I don't feel like printing that much"
      *Smashes printer*

  • @hopperhelp1
    @hopperhelp1 Před 3 lety +2

    11 years later and this STILL is relevant. Goddamn, why haven’t we fixed this yet!?

  • @sodiboo
    @sodiboo Před 4 lety +13

    "IM LOW ON INK"
    "WHY IS HE PULLING MY INK CARTRIDGE OUT?!?!"
    oh i don't know maybe because HE WANTS TO REFILL IT?

  • @VulcanOnWheels
    @VulcanOnWheels Před 10 lety +21

    I just noticed the keyboard is mirrored.

  • @bonbonisblue1634
    @bonbonisblue1634 Před 8 lety +32

    Oh my printer prints.
    FADED LINES 😡😡

  • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421

    This is the most accurate represantation of modern technology that I have ever seen in my life.

  • @nicoleelizabeth929
    @nicoleelizabeth929 Před 3 lety +5

    After seeing this so many times, it still makes me hyperventilate with laughter. I work in tech support 😂 So accurate.

  • @SamLynn93
    @SamLynn93 Před 12 lety +6

    I was having a horrible day one day when my printer was acting up so I complained to my friend on FB. She linked me this video and it made me feel 100Xs better. Thank goodness I'm not the only one who this happens to.

  • @Dill_Pickle1997
    @Dill_Pickle1997 Před 10 lety +19

    This is why I, my mom, and The Oatmeal believe printers were sent from hell to make us miserable.

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 Před 3 lety +3

    11 years and its still accurate

  • @LegendaryStudiosCanada
    @LegendaryStudiosCanada Před 4 lety +1

    2020 STILL Relevant

  • @Theclectic
    @Theclectic Před 9 lety +37

    They can put a go cart on mars, but can't perfect the printer.
    And we'll never be able to print from a phone, easily.

    • @dahorn100011
      @dahorn100011 Před 9 lety +1

      I can, no problem on my android phone, if you have a wi-fi enabled printer you can print straight from it, and if you have a 'dumb' printer, then the computer the printer is connected to has to be on, and will print from a phone.

    • @VanguardJester
      @VanguardJester Před 9 lety +1

      Admiral_Awesome
      thou can noteth understand thy joke...

    • @cobaltcandy6284
      @cobaltcandy6284 Před 9 lety

      I think the problem is we all upgraded everything 3 times in the past 15 years, except the printer.

    • @midnightfun1277
      @midnightfun1277 Před 9 lety +1

      What printer do you have Admiral,?..cus i have an hp and its fucking annoying..you have to update it everytime you use it..

    • @dahorn100011
      @dahorn100011 Před 9 lety

      MidnightFUn12 at home I have A kyocera and a samsung, both laser printers, and as long as my computer is connected to the internet and my phone is I can print stuff.

  • @deathlikecoast2738
    @deathlikecoast2738 Před 9 lety +52

    I got a ad about printers before the video XD

    • @SteamedMilkStudio
      @SteamedMilkStudio Před 9 lety +7

      John Mill CZcams knows what you're watching. It knows when you're sleeping. It knows who you know. It knows where you are. It knows where you live. It knows your family. It knows all of your information. CZcams could be staring right out the window right now.

    • @oddiev8278
      @oddiev8278 Před 9 lety +2

      Geno1906 i can't be the only one who searched my house after reading this, EVEN THOUGH, i already knew that.. 0.0

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit Před 8 lety

      John Mill Install Ad Block Plus.

    • @Zomana9
      @Zomana9 Před 8 lety

      And...it knows about the porn videos

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit Před 8 lety

      You can always install ad block plus.

  • @akumegami
    @akumegami Před 5 lety

    All I want is a clip of the printer saying no. So that I can reply to people with it. I love how it says no!

  • @stacksofslaps7442
    @stacksofslaps7442 Před 5 lety +3

    I like how it's 2019 yet this still is happening on a daily basis

  • @s8wc3
    @s8wc3 Před 10 lety +31

    printers are sent from hell

  • @rassilontdavros3004
    @rassilontdavros3004 Před 8 lety +37

    I swear to God... this is every time I print something. Usually I have to reinstall the printer software on my laptop downstairs, power cycle the printer upstairs, and THEN reinstall AGAIN... at a bare minimum.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry Před 8 lety +10

      The printer that our household has occasionally locks up and MUST BE DETACHED FROM THE WALL AND REATTACHED TO FIX.

  • @rubikfan1
    @rubikfan1 Před 3 lety +3

    11 years ago this was true.
    And now it still is true...
    How is printing not better now

  • @cthulhuumaru9797
    @cthulhuumaru9797 Před 5 lety +1

    Its been 10 years yet it's still Relevant

  • @Kevin15047
    @Kevin15047 Před 9 lety +37

    This is why I use a typewriter for my college papers. No joke.

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 Před 9 lety +2

      ***** I use the computer for rough drafts.

    • @edman400
      @edman400 Před 9 lety +17

      That's hipster as fuck and pointless as shit. Go to a printer store or a public library you fuckstake.

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 Před 9 lety +4

      edman400 I have a printer, it just doesn't like my computer for some strange reason, or vice versa.

    • @6oth6amer6irl
      @6oth6amer6irl Před 9 lety +7

      edman400 you are lame as fuck. Who calls people hipsters anymore? Likely only people who care about such things, which is shallow as fuck.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz Před 9 lety +1

      I can respect that.

  • @retroreina400
    @retroreina400 Před 10 lety +61

    The printer sounds like Silver the Hedgehog constipated.

  • @viperboyjam1971
    @viperboyjam1971 Před 9 měsíci +3

    2023 nothings changed guys.

  • @What-xe7hx
    @What-xe7hx Před 5 lety +1

    10 years later and printers are still like this

  • @AgentSapphire
    @AgentSapphire Před 10 lety +20

    My printer is at my grandma's house and it's never acted up like this. The wifi on the other hand....

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 Před 6 lety

      You know grandmas and grandpaa they don't own wifi or know what wifi is

    • @bobbobson5595
      @bobbobson5595 Před 6 lety +1

      just commenting
      Younger relatives set it up for them so they have internet when they visit

  • @angelwings967
    @angelwings967 Před 10 lety +8

    This is strangely accurate.

  • @jokc8
    @jokc8 Před 6 lety +1

    It's 2017, and this is still relatable 😂😂😂

  • @andersonklein3587
    @andersonklein3587 Před 3 lety +1

    Haven't used a home printer in some 7 years. I really don't miss printing. Really, really don't miss printing.

  • @anirishpotato4427
    @anirishpotato4427 Před 10 lety +24

    When all else fails, Ctrl+Alt+Delete...

    • @MrMental6001
      @MrMental6001 Před 10 lety

      ***** or chuck it out and buy a new one

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace Před 9 lety +6

      Windows Task Manager has stopped responding, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!?

    • @Anarchynachos
      @Anarchynachos Před 9 lety

      ***** Unix.

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace Před 9 lety +1

      Filleswe B what is unix?

    • @SuperTechmarine
      @SuperTechmarine Před 9 lety +1

      I swear, I think the programs are literally afraid of the Task Manager, everytime I open it the non-responsive programs suddenly start working again.

  • @swissphan18
    @swissphan18 Před 9 lety +20

    Oh, I think we can all relate to this.^^

  • @SuperPupperDoggo
    @SuperPupperDoggo Před rokem +4

    “The ink cartridge is not genuine”
    “What the f** is that supposed to mean, this is a $60 brand name cartridge”
    “Well I’m not printing”
    Consider this a call to action to anyone out there who knows how to make printers, we need you to make an open source one ASAP.

    • @Volknsarr
      @Volknsarr Před 8 měsíci

      I found an entire discord, they still search people for printer issues.

  • @MarcEdig
    @MarcEdig Před 8 měsíci +1

    i feel like the printer needs some lesson with a bat

  • @jackwilliams-bukac7986
    @jackwilliams-bukac7986 Před 8 lety +61

    All it takes is for one selfish individual to ruin a system that works so well.

  • @mmmmmmmmmmm111
    @mmmmmmmmmmm111 Před 10 lety +10

    Never let them know you are on a hurry... They smell fear.

  • @randomobsessor
    @randomobsessor Před 4 lety +4

    As an ex printer repair technician, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

  • @brostrod
    @brostrod Před 4 lety

    2020 and it’s legit just like this every day

  • @JamesWalker-du2mr
    @JamesWalker-du2mr Před 9 lety +5

    I have tamed the color spewing beast; it now bows to my command! Glory to the day!

  • @michaelsgotguts
    @michaelsgotguts Před 7 lety +3

    This was beautiful.

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168

    2009 and this is still good

  • @everjtorres4746
    @everjtorres4746 Před 4 lety +1

    10 years old and this still up to quality

  • @Pandonaut
    @Pandonaut Před 10 lety +24

    Reversed keyboard

  • @nicholasali3566
    @nicholasali3566 Před 5 lety +10

    Dear god it’s nearly 2019 and this is still relevant

  • @fathinmedia6340
    @fathinmedia6340 Před 4 lety

    1 decade, and i still can't argue with it

  • @grishhung2828
    @grishhung2828 Před 4 lety

    I love how it’s 2020 and absolutely nothing has changed.