You know that old saying, "live fast die young". Not for Emma. Live fast sure, live bloody too fast sometimes. Die young? Die old! she's not orthodox, she doesn't live by the system!
She doesn't give shitty jobs. If a good lass goes to her and says, thank you, Emma, for the opportunity and continued support in the football-related arena, but I’ve done that, I want to better myself, I want to move on. Then she can make that dream come true to AKA, for them.
Remember when Tim got offered David's job and to Dawn's crushing disappointment his personality changed, it really appealed to him and he started talking like Brent. Emma here is like if something similar had happened to Dawn because this seems a bit out of character for Emma.
When the virgins come down from the mountains, it will mean the people have enough shoes . Kreschev to JFK , when he was taking the proverbial out of JFKs constant quotations. Jake E.
She's basically a chilled-out entertainer
She's a friend first, boss second. Probably an entertainer third.
😂 you for real you two? She's a clown.. end
😂😂😂😂
Hayes mused!
@@JRW1886 🤣🤣
She reminds me of someone you’d find in charge of a rundown youth centre in Essex somewhere
”I suppose I've created an atmosphere where I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third." - Emma Hayes. Probably.
Put 'Emma Hayes is refreshingly laid back for a woman with such responsibility'..
Strings to Emma Hayes bow:
A) philanthropist
There goes Emma Hayes. I must remember to thank her.
Money don’t make my world go round,
I’m reaching out to a higher ground.
Desreé
I've sort of fused flashdance and MC Hammer shit.....
😆
😂😂😂
Can just imagine sky sports fawning over every word
"When the seagulls… follow the trawler… it is because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea“
I literally listened to that and thought of cantona straight away 😂😂😂 this cracked me up. 😂
Women should be equal. - (They are equal.) - I've always said that
We've had meetings where we've both said it
. . . and if they've got big t*ts, it's a bonus.
The team just see a chilled out manager, but they know I'm Rock n Roll through and through, yeah.
I bloody love football!
Ooh, can you explain, can you elaborate?.....too many questions, GBH of the earhole.....not for me, thank you
😂😂
Emma quipped. Why buy a book when you can join the library
😂 get the guitar
She went home to get it 😂
Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not her.
Def no looker
Basically a chilled out entertainer
Genius 👏👏👏👏
People fear Emma's methods because they don't understand her methods...
😂😂😂
Hayes mused
We no she’s rock & roll through and through
You know that old saying, "live fast die young". Not for Emma. Live fast sure, live bloody too fast sometimes. Die young? Die old! she's not orthodox, she doesn't live by the system!
“Aww you see. Dutch girls will not be punished for having big boobs. Now you do not punish someone Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs”
If anything, they should be rewarded.
@@MrKeefy1967 they should be equal 😂
@@rivierapalms6485 'Balanced', you mean?
David Brent - a great inspiration w/ many 21st Century Football Managers.
She even did the little mouth twitch 😅
Don’t slag em off…
When ze seagulls follow ze trawler vibes 😂
Entertainer first. Manager second
More lighthearted... Lower risk.
- More erotic
Well... Not in this case
Reminds me of Cantona’s seagul and trawler speech
She’s so profound Emma I will miss all this 😆🤦♂️
. . . and people say she's just a big pair of t*ts!
Came here for the Comments, And I am not disappointed !
Hayes Mused.
David brent 😂😂😂😂
At least Brent was actually likeable on occasions
I thought this was a clip from This Country…
If only I could like this twice.😂 Could imagine Kurtan out the back slicing up the oranges🍊🍊
This is the best comments section since the Tom Cruise scientology rant 😂
Hayes Mused
And double meanings. Did you get the double meanings?
😂😂😂
(Would have been better to have Brent's Excalibur poem)
She doesn't give shitty jobs. If a good lass goes to her and says, thank you, Emma, for the opportunity and continued support in the football-related arena, but I’ve done that, I want to better myself, I want to move on. Then she can make that dream come true to AKA, for them.
Hilarious! 😂
Working lunch with Emma Hayes and Jonas Eidevall and with Rory Bremner... cause they'd get a bit heavy couldn't they, the two of em.
Fucking brilliant 😂
You've got to spread the word.
If the fish swam out of the ocean and grew legs and they started walking
Emma hayes
Women’s football is finally getting entertaining
. . . indeed, and to think people still make stupid comments about filming the shower shenanigans after full time!
What a berk. Sardines and trawlers.
As eric cantana said ,ven der seagull follows the boat its not to make friends with captain bird's-eye. Thank you goodnight. 😅
I think what she meant to say was, when the seagulls follow the trawler.
Remember when Tim got offered David's job and to Dawn's crushing disappointment his personality changed, it really appealed to him and he started talking like Brent.
Emma here is like if something similar had happened to Dawn because this seems a bit out of character for Emma.
I'm basically envisioning a scenario where Dawn gave up the doodling and became a football manager.
Emma, grab the guitar...
...bones
She thinks she's cantona 😂 😂 😂 😂
Wait, is this edited, or did this actually happen?
Know your limits, Emma! Now, go and put the kettle on - there's a love.
You should do this but with mike bassett instead of brent
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
Get the guitar
Hayes mused...
West has gone mad, you will find it hard to tell the difference between a man and a woman.
Hypocrite then uses this nonsense to mask it. She was aggressive and physical and didn't have the courage to admit it
Why would she need to admit it? She can just say something about men and move on. She's privileged.
😂😂😂😂
Play a record
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Is that a philosopher?
ERIC CANTONAS SISTER
Hayes… Chaucer…. (🙂) and Shakespeare (😕)
Eric Cantona
Shes a dollop...
When the virgins come down from the mountains, it will mean the people have enough shoes . Kreschev to JFK , when he was taking the proverbial out of JFKs constant quotations. Jake E.
This woman has made herself look ridiculously stupid and destroyed her legacy in the space of a few weeks. Just a very bad loser !!!!!!!
Finchy, lager 👉
Most Fridays she can be found down Chasers 🍺
Bully hit the guy other way around police would be involved
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Very odd woman ..all she needed to do was apologise and say I made a mistake but she has ended up sounding like an idiot...
Who the fook is that guy
Who are you? What have you been on before? Nothin, so don't...
Ugh 😩
Emma, I’m tired of this
Cringe didn't even memorise it
Same as womans football ⚽... Nobody cares.
"When .........ze seagulls"
Emma mused then spoke shite!!!
Embarrassing
Pathetic.
No sorry don't like her
This woman totally destroyed her reputation in a month lol
Hardly - FA -"Nothing to see here, move on"
Womens football is like man city .... nobody goes to watch it
Embarrassing