Greg Family Dinner

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Welcome to Greg family dinner. How was your day? I hope you like the food I made.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on CZcams, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...

[@josie-nv6ft]

"I love the crest."
"mE tOo PaPi"
"Gross"

[@GoddessMayano]

Papi*

[@GoddessMayano]

@Galaxy GachaKayla XD LMAO! I think we all know that but most of the time they say papi as a sexual way lol

[@sillylittlefellafr]

*too

[@GoddessMayano]

@@sillylittlefellafr Wdym Too* and to who?

[@sillylittlefellafr]

@@GoddessMayano yes

[@jaylenbarbieri2239]

“Well, have a seat!” *continues to stand and eat nothing*

[@JoeMama-xc5fh]

1 thousandth like was me dab on em

[@adn4478]

Ef

[@darci4440]

The music, the awkward pauses, the creepy smiles, it's all so... Uh interesting

[@amnow9921]

It’s Greg

[@ImADeity]

this so Resident evil 7 level shit

[@puflem]

Much 50s

[@wowed1659]

Yeah drew did a good job pulling this off

[@leaiga-riverhills7674]

Yes, yes it is

[@sadmitskilistener5905]

The last minute of the video is just a weird pov tik tok.

[@staceymulligan6486]

POV: you’re greg

[@user-vm2rj2nx3r]

I don’t need a POV pretending to be Greg i already am

[@ariannacandostuff162]

It’s weird.. I love it

[@Tezcalipoca917]

1:47

[@katlewkowich4104]

Lol yeah

[@raechuu4887]

*_Papi_*

[@Not_a_couch]

Raencloud gross

[@NosManJr]

*poppy***

[@smile4medarling]

I loved hearing him say daddie ❤️🌝

[@koekoekoekoekoekoe]

Daddy Danny

[@monop4582]

no

[@Ballerbase.]

My parents: sleeping
Me: watching three grown men silently pretend to eat for 3 minutrs

[@Mariana-zc1gx]

Funniest part is it’s just one grown man

[@jaxonemory3771]

@@Mariana-zc1gx danny drew and kurtis?

[@-sorrymasendeshita-3039]

Cassidy Kramer LOL

[@aira5909]

@@jaxonemory3771 they are the same person so one

[@randomhuman4623]

@@aira5909 Dude it's Danny, Drew, and Kurtis

[@cypresshoux9557]

I have never encountered anyone, other than Danny, who can somehow be hilarious by doing absolutely nothing.

[@adorbpokefan5862]

Ok but may I pitch: Ryan George.
Seriously, both the pitch meetings he does for screen rant and his channels videos are hilarious. Highly recommend it to all my fellow Gregs!

[@anonymous-gal08]

@Cypress Gonyea ikr

[@Asmaa_9052]

@@adorbpokefan5862
I'll start watching his vids! Thank you Greg for the recommendation

[@ariella2828]

@@adorbpokefan5862 i like him too!!!!

[@ariella2828]

@@Asmaa_9052 his videos on sreen rant have big eyes

[@miraalmlund5572]

POV: You’re at the wierd kids house

[@audrey8276]

lol tru tho

[@delishyous]

Pigs! On video.

[@pants4736]

POV: and your name is craig

[@WisteriaWaves]

AHAHAHAAA

[@hatpal2287]

Weird triplets

[@jena_rese]

Laura: **at her first dinner with Danny asking him about what he does**
Danny:

[@skyeh4409]

Omg I’m wheezing

[@alannah4440]

“So how was your day?” “What? You already asked me that...are you feeling ok-“ “good, good”

[@tate.d]

@GhXSt X kXng then he posts that shit on youtube

[@c.mat0]

peachii gloss children can’t believe their eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

[@irfanraza-lz3ye]

Ceri Sian
yelling loud as shit
Got that family-friendly content
I don’t get demonetized

[@likaism]

"me too papi"
"gross"

[@abbie5998]

Lika I died when I heard that

[@crunchybilly_3964]

Lika our smoking dad

[@josephbailey169]

Sameeee

[@kiddingrabbit6862]

I read this as he said it

[@gregthefastestgrowingyoutu9148]

Did anyone notice that the blanket moved at 0:05?

[@xavierwilliams5243]

Just empty silence, heavy breathing, uncomfortable staring at the camera and eating forks

[@lardinal2413]

I have found my long lost brother

[@prig1557]

A reunion.

[@naeemaflannigan8894]

Exactly, it's perfect 👌😌

[@jjokslamdunk1312]

The air that they are eating looks really tasty

[@ausernameiguess7058]

must have been a bit tough, they had to cut it so aggressively with the knives

[@amysciocchetti3335]

Epic

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

Ikr

[@racheache]

But at the same time..I wanted to scarf down that candle

[@PepeRony-nc7di]

What type of cult have I joined

[@neccodealer]

fiona the best kind

[@mephisto4421]

fiona One that’s better

[@goodneighborsw]

the children of burback

[@-w-1870]

The one true order

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

The strongest cult on CZcams

[@weou]

"isn't that right daddy"
*Starts unbuttoning shirt*
Me: DO I NEED TO CLEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY

[@spikyturtle2915]

Kyra Bredstik lol, btw I’m your 100th like

[@ur.pumpernicklebread]

Lmao

[@tessy2753]

😂😂

[@caitycat1328]

Yes

[@lucyowo6015]

KyraSalty 😂😂

[@cinnamonceral4663]

Meanwhile in the future:
Me: *Thinks* How many bedrooms would Danny need to hold about 3.9 Million Gregs???

[@LovelyLev]

Woah you came here 1 day ago!!

[@cinnamonceral4663]

@@LovelyLev uhh yeah ig it was just a joke

[@LovelyLev]

@@cinnamonceral4663 ik just saying

[@shxhebx2039]

About 1.5 million bedrooms

[@jebacpenis]

just a 1 big bedroom

[@ineza2425]

Danny: How was you day?
Me: Why did you kidnap me
Danny: good, good

[@sophiasassaris4289]

The knives scratching the plates are giving me anxiety but thank you for the experience

[@Demiglitch]

Nycole Imperium just like a real family dinner

[@etherealcatastrophe635]

@@Demiglitch my family usually eats human carcasses instead of air. Silly Danny

[@chaeluvr870]

AN ARMY!!!

[@pointnexter03]

The food was exquisite

[@lazerghost1525]

Danny: “how was your day?”
Me: “I ran over a Craig”
Danny:“Good good”

[@saylorgrey1029]

lazerghost 15 😂😂😂

[@ev.an_]

LMAOOOOO

[@emmylewolf293]

Very good

[@shittyshorts5279]

*daddy

[@eshaliqbal75]

The likes stopped at 665 👀

[@nickspencer2207]

Looking at the comments, a lot of people are creeped out by this. Am I the only one who thinks this is sorta soothing?

[@garechat]

Nope

[@garechat]

*NO*

[@endcoral282]

Nope 😁

[@jerry123a]

Nope

[@ausernameiguess7058]

somehow soothing and mildly unsettling at the same time

[@aridaniela26]

The fact that he said, "have a seat," and no one sat down- just absolutely kills me.

[@babysp1c3666]

I can just imagine a guy named Craig watching this and crying because he’s not accepted

[@koncentra5767]

He deserves it. Craigs should burn in hell.

[@anokeena9402]

Cameron Owen James holy shit calm tf down 😂 nah algd

[@akuji3621]

my math teachers name is craig and i'd be ok with him burning in hell

[@anokeena9402]

I would be too

[@oomkedk1]

infiring ahgase my math teacher’s name is chirag but I call him craig

[@christempleton9656]

This might be my favorite video of yours, just because of how much effort went into the last 2 minutes of awkwardness

[@tarrenr8159]

They're just *staring at me* _help I'm drowning in uncomfortable_

[@AnEmu404]

Christopher Templeton It’s the combination of the painful sound of metal scraping on china, with the addition of uncomfortable quietness and awkward stares just makes it genuinely *_hellish_*

[@ari-os1gy]

u mean 3 minutes

[@smolchild9255]

He was too lazy too actually make food xD

[@banan9247]

@@smolchild9255 I think not having food makes it funnier

[@sincerecinnamon]

"How was your day?"
Me: Oh good, I murdered 20 Craigs with a bomb and framed a different craig
"Good, good"

[@AdaClifford]

can't believe danny pioneered the POV trend

[@jessicaamberg7926]

this is like when you join a minecraft world with your friends and all of you have the steve skin.

[@dovahkin7478]

llol

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

Oh I remember that! Fuck Steve skins.

[@galactic7458]

No, Greg skin!

[@icepotato6158]

Galactic yes

[@smileysword330]

@Eijiro Kirishima nah dude Steve skins are great

[@rachelcamasura1982]

"isn't that right, _daddy_ ?"

[@barbstoughton8577]

“Gross”

[@rachael2873]

“Please don’t call me that that’s really fucking weird”

[@gianellarossini7522]

Wait how do you slant the letters 😂???

[@rachael2873]

Gianella Rossini idk

[@N4rriah]

"Our smokin' dad!"

[@nicholasjayres]

I knew Danny had clones! That's Danny Gonzalez, 2 Danny 2 Furious, and Danny Gamezalez all in the same room together! You can't hide your secrets anymore, Daniel.

[@liamliammo5935]

Why is calling Danny “Daniel” so goddamn funny

[@kSamxdigger_playz]

Pov script:
Danny: how was your day?
You: pretty good, I mean I didn't touch any trash.
Danny: How's the food?
You: Great! It's a simple taste, almost like air! :D

[@fb1663]

thanks needed that🤗

[@annelisejr]

laughing at myself just sitting here watching people eat invisible food.

[@ubutar1541]

Annelise Jr 200th like

[@michellelin7079]

person**

[@violetselim6874]

While I’m eating real food

[@silasevelyn196]

It's holographic meatloaf.

[@tanamongoose9886]

Watching GREG*

[@KevinSanji]

this is the best advertisement ever created

[@vinnaragget4820]

Yes indeed Kevin Sanji

[@greg2780]

We really need a 30 minute version of this so I can eat dinner with the rest of the gregs without having to replay the video

[@eliquen]

Im just trying to figure out if
a. they are all danny
b. it is drew and 2 danny's
c. it's drew, danny, and curtis

[@saltpepperratzz94]

C

[@johngrefalda9681]

Its drew danny and curtis

[@mwh616]

its 1 kurtis and 2 drews

[@katarina8239]

2018: don’t call me daddy
2019: SHE CALLS ME DADDY

[@niggaphobe]

/Katarina/ Lmaooo

[@normalv1ncecuh687]

2020: she calls me covid

[@xkokiii_m4rz]

2021: she calls me anndy

[@irisaferg2524]

2020: I GOT A RICH DAD HES A MAFIA BOSS

[@Royalty_girlie]

@@xkokiii_m4rz 2020: Andy's coming

[@pengwafflez4547]

Danny: Have a seat and lets eat
Everyone: *stands for the rest of the vid*

[@savemebuddy3007]

PENGGY YAS lol I didn't realize

[@mirandaruiz302]

@@savemebuddy3007 me either

[@nursofeanurhisham]

IMDMDSMSKSKSKSKKSSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKLSKLLSAK

[@zuha1243]

666 likes

[@omega6872]

1000th like

[@alexshim7579]

yeah so no one gonna talk about how his blanket on the couch moved at 0:04

[@liamliammo5935]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

[@supriyanayak3690]

@@liamliammo5935 Probably was Peanut

[@nadiagoldman5292]

How was your day?
HORRIBLE YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND I WANT TO GO HOME WHAT AM I DOING HERE-
Good, good.

[@KaelWrit]

Help! Let me go. Help! Let me go. Help! Let me go toniiight
you’ll scream Help! Let me go. Help! Let me go. Help! Let me go, stop kidnapping me...

[@simoneosei130]

I didn’t know you were collaborating with Drew Gooden

[@lableurose1747]

Simoney Beans
And Kurtis Conner

[@BananAlqurashi]

ARE YOU A LOUIS FAN?!?!😻

[@thecousin5280]

You are late.....wait did you get ur 🎟 ticket to the Wearetwodifferentpeople tour

[@fayil23]

@@lableurose1747 no

[@Jess-wp3dr]

Wait I'm on Danny's channel? I thought I was on dress and he was collabing with Danny!

[@sourdrop]

Can we get a video where it's just a compilation of danny interacting with himself & leading the greg family

[@ArtissiJam]

A Video is great
But how about a series?

[@harlequeenchannel]

Yes please

[@mozzarelladoggo8984]

This is that video

[@saradowling9487]

999th like

[@Cetialistic]

@@ArtissiJam Sounds good.

[@andromeda_is_rad]

“ How was your day? “
“ My bones became squishy! “
“ Good, good “
“ … Father? “

[@KadeM-su6tf]

All i can hear is “Crazy he calls me” playing in the backround

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

I didn’t even notice that

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

I can't tell if it fits horribly or perfectly

[@bankrobber6993]

thank youuuuu I needed the name of that song

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Thanks! Like the -guy- Greg above me, I also needed the name of the song.

[@011mph]

Why does this feel oddly threatening?

[@opheliasrue]

zynbw you must be a Craig

[@JuneLovesCrows]

THANK YOU

It feels like a Farcry game lmao

[@lydiad1536]

This is the single most awkward thing I've ever watched
but I subscribed anyway

[@archivesofpain]

Göatman hello brother/sister I havent seen you in a while

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

Pardon me for being a bit late, but... Welcome to the -cult- family of Greg! Its great to see you!

[@_-faye]

just please don’t call him daddy, that’s really fuckin weird.

[@w_h_a_t]

And I love it

[@unanimous69]

Don’t call him daddy tho

[@ValerieBleak]

Out of all the strange things that occurred in this video, the strangest was them standing up to eating.

[@lightning-armor]

This is the best ending to a horror game imaginable

[@sacmabirisim6655]

I feel like i have been brainwashed

[@yyg4632]

same but i accept it

[@barbstoughton8577]

What are you talking about it is just Greg so *Don’t Question It*

[@bonniestarspangled2040]

same

[@alexis7264]

doga kurklu ikr😂😂😂😂

[@shalomaloha6648]

doga kurklu sane

[@willmakecontentoneday2159]

That’s so cool that Danny, Cody, and Drew all made this video together

[@jacobmeuwis871]

Cody and Danny look way more alike than Danny and Drew

[@talqum6993]

Nice

[@GhostRow1]

Jacob Meuwis tbh yeah

[@blueramenbowl8173]

I thought cody was only there????

[@W.R_AU]

*daddy

[@xxsmriti]

0:27 is the funniest thing to me bc everyone calls danny daddy on his streams and it’s just become normal

[@DiegoSanchez-op4tg]

Danny: “How way you’re day?”
Me: “my dog got sick (true)”
Danny: “Good, Good”

[@brandonj9795]

I dont think the eating part was long enough.

[@HungestBungest]

Brandon Johnson it felt weird to watch but I also want to watch a 15 minute video like it too

[@sanjanaishas2096]

i agree

[@anonomysanonomys3533]

Would it ever truly be long enough? I could listen to this forever.

[@sanjanaishas2096]

@@anonomysanonomys3533 I could listen and watch it forever

[@pbrownie4]

He's using reverse psychology he wants us to call him Daddy.

[@bendahninga3025]

Well i mean he is our papi

[@rachael2873]

maybe that’s what daddy is doing

[@kpopcocoa2464]

I'm sorry this sounds really wrong

[@user-dn7pd8gr3b]

Daddy Danny

[@PidgeonStickers]

*I mean your not wrong-*

[@proudkat9790]

Greg:have a seat
all 3 Gregs :*continue to stand*

[@jesus2638]

Me: "Yummy food am I right Greg?"
Every single Greg: "Yes Greg."
Me: "I meant the Greg next to me."
Every other Greg: "Oh, ok."

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

It's all danny they have Danny's voice

[@mooncrumble9036]

*I'm waiting for my updated birth certificate*

[@rosietom5023]

Same

[@theydevil.designs]

Omg thought I was the only one

[@stargayze3056]

I got mine by waiting in line for a year at the hospital. I had to be born again :/ worth it though

[@cas5207]

@@stargayze3056 uhhh I see I'll have to get on that soon

[@isa-oz5fu]

I'm really worried about mail-greg hopefully he's okay

[@DaymanOurSavior]

Bet those forks taste delicious

[@salsat248]

DaymanOurSavior you were there during our family dinner and we all tasted them OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE DELICIOUS

[@jamelelhakkhadhra3409]

stainless steel baby , so good

[@mitricortez971]

could have used a little bit more salt

[@nishim1748]

and some thyme

[@leche2905]

I have spoons....

[@chloecrossman2534]

“Have a seat and lets eat”
*continues to stand*

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

I can't decide if this is unsettling or comforting

[@idrsen8731]

Danny: how was your day
Me: oh God it was awful
Danny: *good good*

[@Liz_Unplugged]

haha i was thinking that too xD

[@c4tlovr]

Hello greg or chould i say sister

[@somesketchystuff]

I only learned how to do that whenever I watched Dora.........
WHEN I WAS SMALL ..WHEN I WAS SMALL

[@Mallory-to1zn]

Danny: how was ur day
Me: my dog died
Danny: good good

[@karo7628]

doc: you have 3 minutes left to live
me:

[@GreaseBall.]

karebear.you can't watch the extra 3 seconds

[@stantalentstanonewe5784]

karebear goddamn, u didn't watch the last 5 seconds

[@minsquva2435]

You died but still had 5 seconds left well shi-

[@nebula318]

Danny: how was your day
Me: well my dog died and I was diagnosed with clinical depression
Danny: good good

[@unknown-or3li]

How have I never seen this.. this...
Masterpiece

[@sherrikilburn4767]

Greg will you pass me the butter

[@monroe7532]

Certainly Greg

[@thatoneravenclaw0081]

Can you pass the salt?

[@lizb.9905]

@@thatoneravenclaw0081 Of course. Here ya go~

[@haileyjuststop9629]

Ugh silly me Greg, can you pass the corn

[@cofeespear4992]

Ok greg

[@izabellanorth6838]

I simultaneously feel so comfortable and so creeped out

[@gregthefastestgrowingyoutu9148]

Izabella North same

[@GreaseBall.]

Me to

[@PrestonHamblin]

Too not to

[@ewolff4593]

Me too. Every time one of him would just look up at the camera, and like just nod...

[@elijahbird5095]

I just felt creeped out

[@orqulise]

I got this in my recommended when Danny hit 4m subs it’s time for another Greg family dinner

[@shawnflynn8662]

POV: Your joining the internet's strongest army after the apocalypse.

[@avoimtall6144]

1:56
Danny: "How was your day?"
Me: My whole family died today...
Danny: "Good good."

[@ginger2330]

Wait all us Gregs DIED!?!? :O

[@arandomloser944]

I DIDN'T DIE AND THE GREGS WILL NEVER DIE

[@avoimtall6144]

@@arandomloser944 I'm talking about my second family.😃

[@sofiek5448]

What are you talking about? No gregs have died

[@Hellokitty-pb3gb]

I'm sorry about your loss

[@lennyanekoolcid6653]

Greg: Me too, *PAPI*
Danny, smiling: Gross

[@MxDae]

"How's your day?"
"Well, not too good. I accidentally left my card in the kiosk and I have to call my bank to get it cancelled, and I think I lost I favorite ring on the bus. My essay was rejected by that magazine I sent it to, and I was really excited about --"
"Oh, that's good." [Keeps eating]
"Oh..." [Slowly and awkwardly takes another bite]

[@srilakshmi3637]

this man actually had the patience to film 3 separate videos of him doing nothing and cutting an empty plate god i love him

[@tarynisabel3972]

“Me too papi”
“Gross”
I’m dead 💀

[@iwy8879]

Did I seriously just watch a 3minute merch plug?
And enjoy it?!

[@laurenalwine4576]

Ivy Martin Holy cow, somehow I didn’t realize he was plugging his merch, I guess I was laughing too hard to notice

[@hypnocrest2429]

Yes

[@laura-xe1vr]

Yes and so did i

[@saradowling9487]

900th like

[@epushzp]

Didn’t we all?

[@puppiesgacha2948]

Is it just me or was the end low-key ASMR 😂

[@cherrybomb1095]

I feel brainwashed

[@ihaveaproblem4270]

JOIN US

[@cherrybomb1095]

@@ihaveaproblem4270- Okay, I will. If it means I get out of homework...

[@ihaveaproblem4270]

@@cherrybomb1095 honestly same

[@cherrybomb1095]

@@ihaveaproblem4270 - I'm getting pretty desperate tho...

[@cherrybomb1095]

@StudioS.S - I know right!

[@mogalat]

I love this but i'm lowkey scared

[@aalyahsoto1203]

kawthar rizki SAME

[@Goose47]

1:55 Danny: how was your day?
Me: well, I started reddi-
Danny: Good, Good

[@rurichan1036]

This is truly a masterpiece, a cultivation of the many splendid arts of our forefathers put together to create what is essentially a bible to us Greg. This will be remembered for many years to come and will be passed through the church halls as the Craig burn in hell for all eternity.

[@CamdenBoyd]

The fact that I'm actually eating dinner at the table makes this so much more unsettling. 😂

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Same here. And eating alone, so I actually felt like I was at the table too😅

[@CamdenBoyd]

@@shruthimaniyodath7755 Yeah I was alone at that point too. 😂

[@traceyprice7610]

I know what I'm doing tomorrow night

[@spunchbob360]

@@traceyprice7610 LMFAO SAME

[@maget-ami7852]

Same I’m eating as well

[@alishianaidu3510]

1:56
Danny: So! How was ur day?
Me: Well, my pet dog died an-
Danny: Good, good.

[@tereruggiu]

jokes on you Kurtis. we as greg are blood related. 0:19

[@soupslush]

"how was your day?" absoulutely horrible "good, good"

[@sydneyrobinson5646]

Is no one going to talk about how they eat standing

[@michellebuchanan625]

oh yeah that and the invisible food

[@breeamman1195]

CHAIRS ARE FOR THE WEAK!

[@catwithlightinmouth6331]

*they*

[@cassannabelle2297]

they even said they were sitting lol

[@gachakritter6395]

Me: -accidentally walks into the wrong door-
Danny:Welcome to Greg Family Dinner.
Me: AHHHHHHHHH

[@sharkie9975]

We have plenty room at the table for you

[@undercover_idiot]

*all the Greg's turn and smile in unison*

[@t.d3340]

This table is always welcome for Greg! Except for Craig..

[@ashh1111]

Would you like to eat some food with us?

[@brishti7443]

*come in come in*

[@mushroomvillage5143]

the last 2 minutes were oddly comforting to me-

[@oscarthegrouchsnips5486]

this video is so ominous. the questionable background audio. the weird green thing on the couch that like?? twitches?? at the beginning. the horrible fork on plate sound. i feel like this is a threat and not just to craigs.

[@curlycami549]

ASMR role play: Dinner with the Greg Family

[@rachael2873]

Curly Cami can this be a movie title

[@kibstar1]

please no

[@chairycola]

Lmao like actually lol

[@flawsome_frog8422]

The food looks so good! Can you send me the recipe?

[@burntnoodles6617]

Air😳. It is VERY tasty and VERY to find clean versions of😳 just littering guys so we can all an amazing meal like this

[@bvd_vlvd]

1 x plate
1 x fork
1 x knife
Portion for one
Put them in the oven on 0° for 0 seconds and add absolutely no other ingredients on it. Make sure your plates are clean and without any water on them. Wait 20 seconds to cool down and you're ready to bone apple tea

[@romychubs5382]

Wow thank you SO much I made this every meal for my grandpa for his anti-cancerous diet, worked like a charm! I was able to starve the cancer cells and all the other cells in his body in under a week!

[@nathansjournal3039]

I might be incorrect, but _ Thanks for the recipe! Cooked this for my grandparents and they loved it!

[@thecoolrock448]

Yah.....you need a cup 1/2 of nothing
And a 1/2 cup of air and just a plate

[@moonycanwatch]

Danny: "how was your day?"
Me: "Pretty bad I can't wait for my life to be over"
Danny: "good good"

[@PTEC]

0:05 green blanket

[@isabeleagleton7070]

Danny: “so how was your day?”
Me: “I got a 39% on my science test and my neighbor ran his car over my dog”
Danny: “good, good”

[@staceymulligan6486]

“Bad, bad”

[@dianarastegar5526]

It’s been two years, yet I happen to find this comment after I got 33% on my physics test. Coincidence I think not. This proves all Greg’s are blood related

[@GalaxyEscliping]

I THOUGHT IT SAID MY NEIGHBOR RAN HIS DOG OVER HIS CAR

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

“Ricegum’s assholes” I’M SCREAMING!!

[@tster266]

Just an innocent Pomegranate do you need help? Are you really screaming or is this just an annoying comment?

[@georgia519]

me too lmao

[@ilafloweriscool726]

Are you really tho?

[@oimate4531]

No you aren’t

[@mephisto4421]

No one is screaming when they type that...

[@pawclaw]

danny: "how was your day?"
me: " awful, i almost jumped o-"
danny: "good, good."

[@pawclaw]

if anyone is really curious why
i got doxxed

[@Otherworldly23]

There was plates for us as well, his expressions always amaze me

[@sophague2190]

I just kept awkwardly laughing at the end bit.

[@jerseyschool7156]

Yea lol same

[@sxftpixie]

“How’s your day?”
I burnt down a Craig’s house down with a flamethrower.
“Good, good.”

[@ollielikesducks4576]

Lmao, also I love your
pfp

[@sxftpixie]

Anime Weeb
Awh, thanks! I love yours too!

[@ollielikesducks4576]

@@sxftpixie Np! And thankss

[@sxftpixie]

Anime Weeb
yw!

[@pants4736]

if she breathes, she's a *_CRAIG_*

[@feraldaisy6518]

Fun idea for a story! Triplet serial killers eat their previous victim while you’re tied to a chair as a “family dinner” because they like the way your terror flavours the meat

[@cmd0317]

“Hi, I’m Greg
And I’m Greg
And I’m Greg too!”
This is giving me flashbacks to my family dinner with my boyfriend, my cousin’s fiancé, and my brother who are all named Caleb. It was awkward and confusing.

[@ThePetGirl101]

A video where Danny scratches all his plates.

[@piezer07boogothishopesup69]

Doesn’t it just toast your buns?

[@toadt0ad]

marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in h-
me: _link to this video_

[@imnotfamous2059]

Marvel: *HOW???*

[@deeznuts3382]

Marvel Is life
Gregs: shhhhh just watch the video ... relaxxxxx

[@whynot3745]

I don't get it...

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

Grace Hopkins But this isn’t a crossover it’s just a nice bunch of greg’s eating dinner

[@izaiahgill400]

No it's not

[@alexg8815]

Nobody ever-
Not even a soul-
Danny and the Greg’s- : )

[@KrewBaby]

“Me too Papi”

[@dorothy862]

This feels like some weird introduction to a college sorority/fraternity or the trailer to a horror film.

[@onif963]

Dorothy kinda like the video from Get Out before the procedure

[@dorothy862]

Oni F that or The Visit. The background music gives me that vibe

[@miraaskari2230]

Oni F EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING