Making a plant chandelier AKA a plamp
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 28. 10. 2021
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Thanks Beth Radloff for the animations, and my assistant Anna Bresnahan for everything else.
MUSIC CREDIT
Sarah, the Instrumentalist - Everythingâs Better With You - courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com
Sarah, the Instrumentalist - I Choose You - courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com
Take it Easy - Bad Snacks
Any Thing You Can Dream
General One
Dover - The Westerlies
Anywhen You Say - Cheel - VÄda a technologie
Simone wearing high heels while standing on a stool to water the plant she painstakingly designed a chandelier for is so remarkably on brand.
Not like she can just... lower the plamp
@@natemartin9283 but.. plamp shoes...
I thought she was going to come up with a watering system for it too then I realized there wasnât enough time left in the video. And then the high heels came out.
@@madrid1979 Yep I was like "next video: watering system ! what heels? On no Simone it sound like a bad... welp, went about as expected"
extendo can
next micro-project, add a pulley system so that you can lower the Plamp down to standing height for easy watering
This one!
Yep. I concur.
Or just smoke enough of the plant to get high enough to reach it.
Also then as part of the pulley system, you may end up with a weight-bearing rope within easy reach of a sword slash, perfect for dramatically crushing your enemies under a falling plamp
Perfect!
Plamp needs a pulley system. Like old candle chandeliers.
Simone: âits just a prototype, dont get attachedâ
Also her * proceed to kiss the prototype and sanding it down *
For the record: Iâm not going through a breakup! Iâm just a lazy writer and ex-slandering jokes are easy.
I bet they laughed toođ
Please do not ruin our head cannon. We want an ex of yours we can badmouth.
On second thought, make that head canon. If you want to do a head cannon project, you go right ahead, that sound like fun.
Correct me if I am wrong, as I own no high heels, but wouldn't standing on your tip toes be as effective as wearing high heels, minus the extra material they provide under the toes...? đ€
@ellen cameron Simone could also make a head mounted brain interface activated camera and get Canon to sponsor it.
@@jonathansawatsky7506 It's more stable to wear the heels
hold on a second i have to water my chandelier
so, it's basically hydropower?đ€
*plamp
Be lazy... there's electrics, you can branch off and run a pump. So just program your chandelier to drink as needed.
"You're supposed to do this by weight, but I'm gonna do it by eyeball volume."
That's how you know you've gone Imperial with your measurements. Nothing's a tenth of anything, it's just different sized containers.
Honestly I hope someday Simone gets to have her own housewares manufacturing gig (if she wants) bc every time there's a video I'm like yeah thats absolutely a solution to a problem I have, where do I buy??
i've got incredible news for you my friend
"Plamp part 2: watering solutions"
Most gardeners: Irrigation tubing!
Simone: *overengineers a watering can.*
I need that second part! I mean, the world is not ready for mainstream Plamps until we solve the watering issues.
I demand a pulley system to raise and lower plamp for watering.
Hudson sprayer on the ground with a 10 foot hose. Easy.
I was thinking this as well. Though, perhaps, put a Giertz Robotics twist on it?
A watering can with a long giraffe neck and a hand pump
This video has everything you'd expect from Simone: silly idea that's actually not, clumsiness, self-deprecation, prototype that turns out to be final, sexual innuendos, the infamous doggo, awkward poses (and silences), all sorts of tools and robots, and just enough lack of common sense to water a plant by standing on a stool with high heels even though it's not helping. Perfect!
I should turn this into a to do list and just tick through them as I film videos
@@simonegiertz maybe do that for your next vid
On a bar stool... in high heels.... AFTER using a bona fide ladder to put it up there to begin with... Classic
@@simonegiertz Make it a physical switch board.
@@simonegiertz I'm hoping you come up with an idea none of us commentteers mentioned đ. However if it does turn into a voting or list thing, I like the pulley system idea better than automatic pumping and tubes.... Electric line permitting.....
I love how you turned a small annoying thing ("I don't have an other wood stick in the good size") to something so positive ("It's my favourite !") Definetly a life lesson x) Love you Simone !
I love how she has like 40 buckets of that one shade of paint for all her projectsđ
Next Project...."An Easier Way To Water Your Plamp." You never fail to make me laugh Simone! We are definitely blessed to have you in our lives... Oh and I love the Savage Industries Apron!
Did somebody say "Project Plamp Pump"? The campaign to save the mad genius from her sketchy-AF high heeled antics begins...
Or alternatively "At one point or another, we've all said to ourselves 'I really wish my high heels were higher,' so I invented Higher Heels, with adjustable heels that extend up to three feet. No, they're not repurposed 36" ratcheting bar clamps/spreaders screwed onto the backs of my shoes. You're eyes deceive you. They're Higher Heels. For when you need to assert your dominance through fashion."
How about an over-engineered watering can that extends to be the height of her ceiling and pumps water out the front/top instead of relying on slow, inefficient gravity.
How about a reverse well with an elaborate pulley system?
How about stop watering that plamp before it starts saying, "Feed me Seymone."
I love the plamp! The whole video I was thinking "But how will she water it?!" and my worries felt justified when it turned out the answer was 'with difficulty'.
Now she'll need to invent a watering solution âș
Easy fix: replace the fake-looking plant with a fake plant.
I started crying laughing when she dropped the watering can but just said "oops" haha so wholesome~
Don't give her an idea for a new robot ! :)
I was also concerned- time for a new invention!
This has got to be the most Jenna Marbles-esque video of yours I have seen so far. Plamp is a brilliant idea, and I absolutely love your sense of humour.
The comments about the lamp not being manufactured in the US, or yourself as you measured in Swedish, really made me laugh so much. And the cycle continues... đ€Ł
Your Plamp is a beautiful unique creation.
Now you just need a Plamp watering device. đ
"I mean he's fine but he's bland and he's just not bright enough to justify turning him on very often, so bottom line is... he reminds me too much of my ex"
best part of my day so far
I had to sip some tea to that. Shit was too good LOL
Took me a second to realize
The SHADE is real.
@@novemeberalphabravo Plamp shade
I cannot wait for the inevitable watering system that is made for this. Also it should 100% be called a plantern.
THIS WINS
I was thinking the same thing.
Plantern is brilliant!
I think technically a plantern would be portable (which I definitely now need).
My daughter looked over my shoulder while watching this and SCREAMED, yes screamed right in my ear, "MOM SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SO SMART" haha so there you go. Love you Simone đ„°
That's a good way of thinking about projects, even if they're the final iteration. "It's just a prototype!" gives you adequate room for mistakes, and I love that. đ
For when it keeps growing, you could get little hooks for the ceiling beams to have the tendrils trailing all across the ceiling, and eventually it will cover the whole thing and look like a fairy garden!
Hanging monkeybars all over for it to follow would be cool too
Wouldn't it get root bound eventually tho?
@@hereiampercylover how long does it that have to be there to be really bad?
@@-Sean_ it all depends on how she's taking care of it. At least a few months tho. She said it's really happy so it seems it's growing fast.
LED STRIPS AND STICK EM TO THE PLANT! :O
I have the perfect solution for watering your lovely plamp: a pressurized watering can with a wand that reaches up high. I built one to water all my high-up plants and it works wonderfully. I took a 1-gallon pump sprayer and replaced the spray tip with a copper tube extension that I bent in a J-shape. Then I took the rubber cap off a spring door stopper and cut an X in it, then used that as the cap for the copper tube, so it doesn't drip out when I'm not spraying. The pump sprayer even came with a shoulder strap, so I can easily carry it around while I water things.
this is fucking genius. thank you for sharing your idea
you could also install a watering tube, then make an automated system that waters it and all you have to do is make sure it runs.
Can u post photos or a link to photos?.. I need to see it...I'm a visual person...cuz it sounds like a great idea...I have lots of places I want to hang plant's BUT I'm VERY SHORT and watering is a problem.
@@redinabloogs8477 i dont have any on hand unfortunately but its quite literally as simple as getting some vinyl tubing for example and then attaching it in such a way that one end is dropping into the plant pot and another is attached to a pump, from there you just need to figure out the rest of it. You could set up an automatic pump system if you bothered or go as simple as a manually operated pump.
Though this is intended as a permanent setup so may not be quite what you were looking for, you could do something similar in attaching a tube to a long arm on a portable setup, but that's not something i want to get into now.
@KillingTimeItself : Oh ok, now I see what u mean...thanks for replying..i really appreciate ur time. đ TC đ
Me : "I WANT A PLAMP IT LOOKS SO GOOD" Simone : "wait can I water it" Me, scared of heights with no high heels : "the end of a dream..."
You could make the plamp adjustable somehow?
When you're looking at it, it's a Plamp. When you have to water it, it's a Plight
My one thought this whole video was âhow is she going to water itâ and then the end of the video was just a gem. Maybe that can be your next side project! A solution to watering the plamp!
That's exactly what I was thinking! Project opportunity đĄđȘŽđż
Iâd put it on a pulley system.
@@justjules327 I thought so too, a video about making a pulley system for the plamp.
@@RehavamRezaTjokronegoro Oh, oh - and motorizing it and making it automatic!
Another Idea may be using a small plastic or rubber tube and running it behind one of the dowels up to the pot then using a syringe to push water to the top of the pot. She would just need to make sure to push air through afterward in order to prevent water from rushing back out of the tube. Or using an Archimedes screw-type structure but that would need to be bigger and probably need a lot more critical thinking than I am willing to give to this comment.
Itâs a âPlanternâ lantern+planter. 100% would buy this
Thatâs waaay better than my pick - đ lant
Me too!
I don't know why I am not buying one now.
Iâm so glad someone else thought of âPlanternâ too!!
You're an actual confirmed genius! :D
I rarely comment anywhere but Iâve been watching you for a really long time and love that youâve stayed true to yourself and progressed from shitty robots to an abundance of stuff, but anyway I think this is your best video ever! I canât exactly put my finger on why, but it shows your personality (that we know publicly) along with your incredible skill in making all things at the perfect pace and is edited so well. Keep it up you rock!
I love this so much! I used a rope and pulley system for my hanging houseplants because I am 5 feet tall lol. I really want to make a plant lamp now!!! Itâs brilliant and amazing! My pothos is also supper long and I donât want to cut the ends either!
150 cm tall here, the pulley system is a very clever idea I will keep in mind, thanks
"It looks so good it doesn't look real! It's like fake boobs but a plant!"
Literally crying XD
"He's just not bright enough to justify turning him on very often, so bottom line is: he reminds me too much of my ex."
OH
MY
GOD.
đ yes, that was a BURN đđđ love her humour
SAME REACTION LIKE *SIMONE*
No matter how much emergency medicine I study over time, I will never be able to assist someone who's been hit by that epic a burn
I had to rewind to make sure I heard it right, made me laugh so hard. đ
Dry humour!
I am a master carpenter and love my job. Having said that I never laugh when I screw up. I love how you laugh when things go amiss. I think it's much healthier. Cheers
i'm a new fan after seeing you on creativity explained. thank you for being your authentic self and sharing your wild imagination with us... I NEED A PLAMP IN MY LIFE NOW
I'm a fan since the wake-up machine days and this is the first time I actually want one of Simone's inventions in my house. Earlier today I have no idea what they are, but now I LOVE PLAMPS!!!
Thanks!
...that is literally my last name.
âDonât get too attachedâ⊠âIt kind of grows on youâ⊠Simone with all the hard hitting life lessons đ Oh, and love the plamp!
I mean the bashing already starts at 40 seconds in, so it probably hasn't been a happy break-up.
Very Zen!
Never in my life have I ever wanted something more than a plamp. Itâs perfect đ„ș
CZcams must love plamps because they recommended this after your latest plamp creation. VIVE LA PLAMP
7:20 seems like basically the moment you realised, "oh, I'm actually pretty good at this stuff now!"
Simone, you've come a long way being the queen of shitty robots: now you're the queen of lovely woodworking! đ
Yes, but can we have the occasional shitty robot too?
Or just robot plant queen đ
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Literally used all your luck on things going your way during the build process that it effected your plant watering skills lol
Intelligence just crashes when you use it all at once.
The âits just a prototypeâ mentality is sooo good, when i pain i usually tell myself that i will throw it in the trash after im done, if i do like it i dont have to and if i dont im not disappointed because it was my intention all along
The little laugh with the barely audible snort at the end of the video was my favorite part (besides dropping the water can). You must be fun to hang out with if you can laugh at yourself whilst being witty and handy! Kudos to another STEAM LADY BOSS!
It's so amazing to see an engineer/woodworker being a proud woman, talking about periods or solving issues with high heels, showing and laughing about mistakes and making cool as heck things that inspire the rest of us
Isnât it. Simone is just maximum coolness.
Amen to that!!
she represents the best type of women!! not scared to try traditional masculine things, but also, doesnât loose all her sense of femininity for male approval! love this woman
I dont think anyone really cares shes a girl, i frankly dont care and im a guy. I only looked at the comments and only just realised she was doing a "guy" thing. Guy girl, i genuinley couldnt care less, i just enjoy the content
How tf are high heels about being a "proud woman"? High heels are sexist devices and plenty of intelligent women don't wear them. Don't associate us to your strange hobbies that include screwing up your feet. Thx
Simone is the only youtuber that makes me smile EVERY video. Genuinely charming, entertaining, and educational content.
Simone when on high heels: "Don't laugh at me"
Also Simone: drops a watering can 5 seconds later.
My suggestion for the plamp watering system is that you can utilize those self watering bulbs!
"He's just not bright enough to justify turning him on very often, so bottom line is... he reminds me too much of my ex." đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Half a minute in and already managed to make me rotfl, what a queen
This was 90% Simone working, 10% Simone coping with a broken relationship, loved it
Pretty sure it was just a sex joke.
@@LeoStaley Let us hope it was just jokes or the that the ex is not bright enough to recognise themselves in the anecdote.
I'm not convinced the whole video wasn't just a setup for the dig at the ex.
Saw her randomly at the DMV today. Too bad I didnt get to chat with her more. What a genuine and funny person she is. đâ Also I wonder if she was trying to register her Tesla pickup lol
For watering it, you could also use a squirt bottle with a bent neck. I know it from Chemistry lessons at school where it was used to spray water into things that would react violently, and it was meant to create distance between the waterer and the water exit point while still being accurate.
I'm glad you tackled the inevitable "how would I water this" at the end. The answer: Fashionably.
Simone: you just need a "hanging plant waterer" - it's a squeeze bottle with a gooseneck shaped tube coming out of the top (that adds height), so you can easily water overhead with just a few squeezes of the bottle. Transformative in the plant watering game!
Hush. I want to see her build a solution to the problem.
@@goranandersson3544 something like a robot watering system?
OMG i have needed this forever, had no idea it existed! thank you!
A wash bottle ?
@@robertoswalt319 attach a nutrient water spray bottle to the hair cutting drone and she can manage all her topiary needs. Probably with one easy house fire when it cuts into the power cable.
Yes! I'm glad I'm not the only one that likes to keep plants happy instead of chopping them up, I like my plants looking like they do in the wild. Great solution!
âIâm so stoked I love Plamp so muchâ honestly mood
Spoiling us with multiple videos in a month
I'm constantly inspired by your quirky and out of the box projects. I wanna try so many of them! Bam bam wow you are a genius
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no CZcamsr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear tisa
Ha I was wondering why you said bam wow but not it's clear to me. I never questioned the genius part though
That is the best looking plamp I have ever seen. Good work!
Disco plamp!
I made a automatic watering system for a friend of mine, she has three big plants hanging really high. It's just the sensors in the pots, some solenoid valves and some meters of these plastic water pipes used for ice makes in refrigerator doors and thing like this. It will take about four minutes to get enough water through these thin piping, but time is not really important if it runs by itself.
Also added a securety feature: If the valve is open for two minutes and there is no real difference on the sensor, the system will close the valve and send an alarm message (yeah, it have wifi!). So a bad sensor or a broken pipe will not flood the room.
Hi Simone! I recently watched William's video where he interviewed you about mean comments, so I decided that I would leave you a nice comment to hopefully help balance out the bad ones.
Your videos are such a joy to watch, I've laughed and smiled and been interested in every one of them, and I've watched them all. Thank you for taking the time and effort to make them. Oh, and I absolutely love Scraps!
that is such a nice gesture i hope your pillow is cold on both sides tonight
@@chongyunmain that is such a beautiful and very specific anti-curse and I love it!
@@ettaz thank you! i saw someone else use it here on youtube the other day- stole it immediately haha
I didn't even know she got bad comments, the comment section is always so nice and wholesome (as it should be)
I have litterally not seen a negative comment to any of her videos and I'm pretty sure I've seen all of them. But nice gesture of you in any case.
Simone is like my comfort CZcamsr. I love rewatching her videos, she's so charismatic and fun
I know
so many good one liners! "it's like fake boobs, but a plant" that one killed me:)
So much real wisdom in your story about your mom and the Ted talk. Really appreciate it
"he is not bright enough to turn him on very often. so bottom line: he reminded me too much of my ex."
3rd degree burn
Savage X Simone
Right?!? Why is no one talking about this excellence.
This project had Bob Ross vibes. "There's no mistakes... only happy accidents." Good vibes.
Also: Came for the DIY, stayed for the DIY and the dating philosophy.
Everytime I hear the Westerlies I'm like ooo is this the Westerlies and it always is, love that you have them in your videos!
How have I never seen this channel before?! The plamp has me hooked for sure.
Simone, you have essentially become my depression-binge-youtuber. I love how positive you always are and your smile and charismatic charm bring me such joy and happiness. Sometimes I wish for a Truckla of my own and a leaf-loft bed in my room. You are probably the most well spoken, creative, chaotic inventors on youtube and for that, I say thank you!
Yeah she's taken over from Jenna as the go-to depression binger
Simone, I value and appreciate your "supreme weirdness." I've been depressed af and your videos bring a little light to my life. Thank you.
Hope it gets better over time! Here is cat boop going your way đ
I had heavy depression for years and am doing MUCH better now because of life changes, therapy, and meds. It takes time, but Iâm confident youâll find a better place as well. Praying for you, random internet stranger. I hope you lean onto the supreme weirdness and find a wonderful life in your future.
the color of the paint really compliments the green of the plant, and also the green of the couch! it looks sick asf
Simone: This project is going really well!
Also Simone: ...TOO well...
(DEFINITELY tempted the universe with the heels/watering can combo)
"Eh, good enough" and "as long as it hardens we're going to be ok" really nailed down the first partner theory huh
"Tiny bit thicker, it's my favourite one."
First of all, I love Plamp and want one for myself please! Second, Simone, go to your local plant shop and pick up a continuous water globe. They're really pretty and not very expensive, and all you do is fill the thing with water, carefully get withing eye level of your plant, then quickly turn the globe over while holding it over your plant, then push the spout part of the water globe into the plants soil close to the center of the "root ball". The water globe will water you plant "at will" continuously, for about 2-4 weeks, depending on how thirsty your plant is. All you have to do is set a reminder in you phone to check the water globe every couple weeks. When it's empty, refill the globe. It's much, much safer!
This is my favourite thing that you have made. Now I'm thinking of desk versions, maybe with little misters nearby. Little misters...
You can try using an aquaglobe! They can be really helpful and pretty, aspecially if you're one to forget about a watering schedule
At about 11:00 I was thinking "It looks really wonderful, and I'd love to have one if I even have high ceilings, but watering it would be a bit tricky"... and then we got the last little bit. #criedlauging
i would buy that bumpersticker, and would happily have a plamp for my pothos.
Right?! My over-grown pothos needs a new home and this seems like a wonderful, innovative, fun and eye-catching solution!
I definitely want a plamp now.
Same!!! My pothos is getting loooong, and the plamp she made is SO cute!!!
I want a monstera deliciosa plamp.
This is such a gorgeous build!!! I need a plamp!!! I sorta had in mind that you might use a grow light in it and the plant would be suspended under it but this is more day to day use and Im obsessed
Please do a pros & cons video of this lamp. I love the idea
6:15 our professor did the same thing she asked us to give our worst presentations but after completion everyone's presentations literally everyone's were great
This is the most spectacular decorating Simone has ever done.
I'm really glad you ended up going with the prototype design. I love this design as if it were my own child.
This video is just perfect, it has it all, creativity, planning, handwork, jokes. Is just like a little movie condensed in 13 minutes. Thank you Simone :)
I've send my boyfriend this video a month ago and now, I got a plamp for Christmas myself đ Great idea Simone :)
I laughed way to hard "and so the cycle continues"
Also I love Plamp
â„you too!
I've just finished watching and couldn't work out why I had funny pain in my cheek. It's because I've been grinning like a huge idiot for approximately 13 minutes. This video was a pure joy to watch. If it weren't for the fact that I could probably kill even felt succulents (and I'm 5' 2" so I'm not sure even high heels on a bar stool would help me) I want a plamp too!
Your sense of the comic is superb (he says, laughing out loud).
Absolutely love that you use the westerlies music in your videos! I get excited everytime i hear that trumpet
Simone doling out relationship wisdom while slowly lowering a bucket onto her head to wear it like a hat is like 85% of what I come here for.
The other 15% usually relates to what she's doing, but not always!
My first thought when I saw this was: how is she gonna water it? Glad to see that you answered my question in the end :)
still have to figure it out. I got a pump and tried to make an irrigation system but it didn't make it into the video cut. I'll think of something!
@@simonegiertz You have to make a video about your plamp pump! You should do it with Adam and Laura and make an overly engineered Plamp Pump Irrigation System
@@simonegiertz plant watering robot?? :D I know not so much your thing anymore, but I still think it would be fun
@@simonegiertz Old-timey chandelier on a pulley so you can lower it to water the plant? I'm honestly not sure if this would be easier than a technological solution, but I think it fits the vibe
@@aaron41 I mean, just because she doesn't make so many shitty robots, doesn't mean she can't just be 'Queen of weird robots' instead?
Simone, the whole idea is that Plamp gave you joy and that's all that matters, or you'll simply figure out a self watering system. You're a genius!
I also love design that combines two things, you did a SPECTACULAR job of it on this plamp!!
0:45 - When you said, "I'll think of a better name," my immediate thought was, "I doubt it; that's perfect." Feels good to have my instincts validated.
very cool, very earthy
A man of good youtube taste
Never would have expected to see you here Darcy. Very cool.
even when hes not on his channel he entertains us.
well she IS an earthling afterall
Darcy, your acting here as the plamp was fantastic. I never wouldâve guessed it was you until the end!
PLAMP is the best possible name, I'm happy you kept it and I think I'll make one for my kitchen
Just found the channel today..! Restores my faith in the sometimes lengthy process searching OK CZcams channels in order to find sometimes truly amazing.. well done
âI guess I could sit down on a chairâ đđSimone you beautiful human. I love you. đ
Simone, you're just the right mix of adorable and weird that the world needs. I hope millions of young people watch your videos and become more like you.
Stay amazing.
So, she's weirdorable! đ đ
Completely awesome project and now I want my own PLamp! I'd end up injuring myself to water it, though, so Simone needs to whomp up a solution to that and package them together for all of us adoring PLamp fans. đ â€đżđĄ
"Happy birthday, my least favorite child", I felt that
"Maybe if I wear high heels" was not something I wanted to hear, genuinely terrified
Simone has to stop creating occupational hazards for herself.
Next project:
A way to water the plamp that doesn't involve giant ladders or wearing heels on a barstool.
Should have extended the chain back down to the floor level, allowing you to lower the PLAMP for (safe) watering, then allowing you to return the device to a safe height.
Those color changing lights really make a party in your plamps.